Bookmarks
- 1/0 - Tailsteak | Zadok/Terra, Manuel/OC, others | G | Portland, later on
- Did they have a normal life, or wacky adventures, or more philosophical conundrums about the nature of webcomics? It's Portland. Why not all three?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Gurathin | M | Last Client Standing
- I dragged myself through what was left of the habitat. Dr. Gurathin's augments were active now. He was the only one of my clients who was still alive (or alive again, rather). To say I was angry about the situation was an understatement.
- The Murderbot Diaries | OCs | T | Impersonal Choice
- “The unit you call ‘Sunny’ in your personal logs? It wants to talk to you about a book you gave it.”
The collected & complete personal logs of Supervisor_332 regarding the incident on RHM Asteroid Mining Site 79-C.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, OC | T | Hide and Seek
- I was about to sneak into a defunct GrayCris research habitat, operating entirely on my own and making my own decisions, to look for data that might be left behind about what they had been doing here before they abruptly pulled out six months ago and left the place to rot.
- Black Books | Bernard/Manny/Fran | G | Dickens Doesn't Know Shit
- Bernard’s life was so much less complicated before he had partners and ghosts and Christmas cluttering up the place.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake/Steven | M | Monster?
- Steven along with his demon companion Jake, find Marc in a silver cage, skin burning, and being sold as a slave. Will he be able to help this poor werewolf find freedom?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake, Khonshu, Avengers | M | The Most Beautiful Thing That I Have Never Seen
- Steven apologizes too much. Marc doesn't know how to apologize. Jake has apologized sarcastically too many times that no one knows if he means it or not anymore.
5 times they actually said sorry and 1 time they didn't, but it all turned out okay anyway.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, others | G | Introspection
- They don't always get along. Sometimes they have no choice but to hold things together while one of them seems determined to take them apart.
- Moon Knight (Comics) - Talk shit, get hit [Archive of Our Own]
- “Uh, Wall Street,” he finally says. “There’s something you should know before you check Twitter.”
- Moon Knight | Marlene/Steven, Marlene/Jake, Khonshu | M | Sexual Frustration
- Marlene and Jake worry their feelings for each other will ruin Marlene's relationship with Steven, Steven and Khonshu have to essentially play matchmaker.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Randall | M | Blood Brothers
- The final confrontation between Marc Spector and his brother, Randall Spector, as seen in Marc Spector Moon Knight issues 35-38, reimagined. We now recon with the aftermath, and where to go from such a fatal meeting.
- The Murderbot Diaries | MB, PresAux team, ART | G | [WARNING: pressure increasing]
- AU: The bot pilot doesn't make it through the end of the shuttle battle in Exit Strategy. Murderbot is suddenly very directly responsible for the safety of its humans.
- The Murderbot Diaries | SecUnit, PresAux team, ART | T | Insubordinate Functions
- When Murderbot loses its vision in the middle of a security briefing, it must turn to its friends for help in figuring out what caused it before cascading malfunctions take it out of commission entirely. Especially when those malfunctions start causing it to lash out at the only people equipped to help it.
- The Murderbot Diaries | SecUnits | G | Changelog
- Various additions made by the units who pass along Murderbot’s governor module hack.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, MB | T | Animosity Ungoverned
- “I do not want to be dangerous. But I do not know how to be angry without being dangerous, and I do not know how to… not be angry. I can pretend I am not but that is not working any more.”
- Batman, Superman | Clark/Lois/Bruce | E | The Soul Is An Idiot
- Lois loves Clark; she can tolerate Bruce. Bruce loves Clark; he can handle Lois.
Until, of course, they can't.
- Batman | OC, Bruce, Constantine | M | Karen from HR
- Karen did not have what one might call 'people skills'. She would never have chosen to end up in HR. But there'd been a paid internship at Wayne Capital while she was in college, and they'd found a place for her, sorting files and doing data entry and sorting through more files. It wasn't a job that a person could be good at, necessarily, but she wasn't bad at it and that was good enough.
- Star Wars Sequel Trilogy | Finn/Rey | G | Things You Missed in History Class
- Having traveled back in time, Rey and Finn have decided to set right what once went wrong. Too bad they have no idea what actually once went wrong.
- Star Wars Original Trilogy | Han, Chewbacca, Luke, Leia | G | Estimated Time of Departure
- How Han Solo decided to hang around the Rebel Alliance, just for a while.
- Star Wars | Jenny Nicholson | G | The Top 5 Vacation Planets You HAVE to Visit (While on The Worst Space Cruise of Your Life)
- Amethia Tope had an amazing time on her galactic star cruiser trip and wants to share her travel recommendations with you!
What influencer would lie about her life on social media?
- The Batman | Selina, Dick, Bruce | G | early-morning emergency
- “Um,” asks the little voice at the other end of the phone, “are you Selina?”
Selina pulls the phone away from her face to check the screen again, making sure that she’s not going crazy. No, the phone calling her is definitely Batman’s.
“What,” she says, “the hell?”
- Batman | Steph/Tim, Selina, Jason, Damian, others | T | Spoiler Alert: It Gets Better.
- Red Hood's been running Robin's Nest, a secret youth shelter in Gotham, since he came out of his murdery craze. He wants it to be a place to stay, no questions asked, with a hot meal provided if you stick around for breakfast. The kids of Gotham deserve that much.
Enter Stephanie, whose new name isn't the only secret she's keeping.
- The Good Place | Michael, ensemble | G | The Contractualism of Fair Play and Hot Wings
- Michael's got the perfect torture idea during a chili-pepper-based-restaurant-themed reboot: a hot wings eating competition! The humans would actually, willingly, compete to see who can burn themselves more! And competition always brings out the worst in humans, right? ...Right?
- Welcome to Our Village Please Invade Carefully | Katrina/Uljabaan | M | All's Fair in Love and Invasions
- “I will defeat Uljabaan with something uniquely and deeply human, which the alien menace will be defenceless against! I will bring him down with…”
Katrina leaves a pause. Clutches her fist to her chest, adopting the noble gaze-into-the-distance pose she hopes the history books will depict in their illustrations of this moment.
“...love.”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | do it again
- Looking at Steven should feel the same as looking at himself in the mirror, but it never does, and especially not tonight. Steven’s hair is messier than it usually is, like he hasn’t been able to keep his hands out of his curls, his lips are redder and a little swollen, eyes are wide and unfocused. He’s pretty, so, so pretty and he looks desperate.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Jake(/Marc/Steven) | M | The Purple One
- Just because Layla's dick is purple and benefits from batteries, it doesn't mean it's any less fun.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla/Steven/Jake | M | Tiresias' Staff (Or Khonshu's Introduction to Country Music)
- When Khonshu upsets Hera, Steven has... er... a slight. Problem.
Two of them on his chest, and not to mention what's between his legs.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Khonshu | M | crook and flail
- “You really are an interesting little thing.”
‘Little thing’ was a clear step up from ‘stupid worm’, and even if he jumped when Khonshu dropped a large hand onto his shoulder, it sparked some small amount of confidence in his decision.
- Oz, crossovers | Dorothy/Ozma, ensemble | T | That Bwessed Awwangement
- A handful of anecdotes – not much of a plot, and almost no action to speak of – of a royal wedding from the perspective of a civil servant.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma | G | Emerald Silk, Silver Shoes, Ruby Kiss
- I’m no one, y’see. Not really anyone worth a lick of anythin’. It was luck more than anything, me surviving that first trip with my head on straight. Luck that I met folks kind enough to help me do what needed doing.
But I guess you can’t call it luck that you found me after. That you came lookin’ for me across maelstroms and rainbows.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma | G | once upon a december
- -she weeps, because she remembers.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | G | The Blanket Problem
- Normally, Marc would go back to his storage locker and clean himself up there after doing Khonshu's bidding in the night.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Jake/Duchamp | M | The Power Of Names
- Why does everyone think Marc has slept with Frenchie?
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire, Granby/Little, Temeraire | T | Aperol Switch
- Tharkay wakes, in the wrong bed ... and the wrong body.
Or, the post-canon bodyswap fic that several people did, in fact, ask for.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, ensemble | G | not merely a dog to be brought to heel
- As a child, William Laurence dreamed of a daemon that could swim effortlessly across the sea as an otter or shark or dolphin. In time, he learns that reality so rarely matches ones expectations or fantasies.
Then they harness a fledgling dragonet, and Temeraire reminds them of that lesson once again.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | G | Switcheroonies
- Laurence and Temeraire swap personalities.
How? Why? Can they fix it? Who are you, a cop?
- Agatha All Along | Billy | T | where all that's wrong is right
- His teeth are wrong.
[Or, the thoughts of the creature wearing William Kaplan's skin.]
- WandaVision | Wanda/Rio, Agatha/Rio, Agatha/Wanda | T | eucatastrophe
- Wanda lets herself be dragged back, Rio is the world's worst manic pixie dreamgirl, and Agatha's living rent free.
- Agatha All Along | Billy, the Kaplans | T | Time, I've unlocked it
- She had gone down an internet rabbit hole after William had come out to them, haunted by one quiet line, spoken like a confession. Like he was giving them a reason to reject him. I wasn’t gay before the accident.
- WandaVision | Vision | G | Debate
- MITZVOT + AVENGING = !COMPATIBLE!
- Jeeves, Good Omens | Jeeves/Bertie, Aziraphale/Crowley | T | All Hail Jeeves
- The truth was that Reginald Jeeves, the premier gentleman’s personal gentleman, Honor of Ganymede, First Class, of Berkeley Street, London, was, to put it plainly, a devil.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble | T | Divine Spark
- It takes a special kind of someone to love a muse.
- Haruka’s Gender & Who Was Prince Uranus? - SailorSoapbox.com
- Whenever people express confusion about this, I always sum it up as, “Haruka does what Haruka wants.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, SecUnits | M | give it a hand, offer it a soul
- this fic was inspired by a combination of the concept of lab hell that this fandom has and the question of "okay, but what if the evil lab techs decided to train the organic part of secunits brains? like dogs?" and here we are.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | T | Property Exception
- On a corporate owned mining asteroid in the depths of the Corporation Rim, a group of plucky, heroic, indentured humans have just decided to make their first move in a daring escape plan. Said first move is a deceptively simple hack, putting control of their corporate overlords' single, overworked SecUnit into their hands.
Little do they know, this murderbot is already hacked.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Leverage | Murderbot, Leverage team, PresAux, ensemble | T | We Provide... Security
- The corporates take what they want. We steal it back for you.
In which murderbots are humans, humans are murderbots, two teams of idiotically altruistic humans(/constructs) get in way over their heads, and nobody's neck actually gets broken. (This time.)
aka: Leverage in the Murderbotverse!
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Stiffy | M | The Dog-nappers
- Bertie’s old chum Stiffy invites him out to country and attempts to involve him in a dog-kidnapping scheme of hers. Instead Bertie winds up breaking his ankle and when Jeeves has to carry him, ends up stirring up a few bally new feelings.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, ensemble | T | Love Is Not Love
- The entire bally corpus changed overnight and there was probably some reason for it, and it probably wasn't a very reasonable reason at all. I would need Jeeves on the case.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Wooster, Agatha | T | tugaim gach rud duit
- Aunt Agatha has uncovered Bertie's will, and she believes there is a nefarious scheme afoot. But, for whatever reason, Bertie doesn't appear too concerned.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Temeraire | ART, Seth, Murderbot | G | An Acquaintance
- Peri is precious to him in the way only a dragon can be to a captain, raised from the egg to a beast measured in tons rather than pounds. But apart from him, the handful of officers that make up his crew, and Iris, who scrambles over Peri’s back and naps cradled in its forelegs whenever Martyn brings her to visit, Peri does not have…friends.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, ensemble | T | with longing for a girl
- “Well, for one,” she says awkwardly, “The dress.” She tugs at her skirts. She is wearing one of her old dresses that Lady Allendale had kindly but firmly forced upon her when they visited Wollaton Hall. It is several years out of date. “I have never seen other women in… trousers.”
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | T | a coming of the squall
- For a moment, Granby attributed it to nothing more than exhaustion and having knelt so long in the Russian chill, then Tharkay said suddenly, sharply, “Will,” in an entirely different tone of voice, demanding and tense. “Where are you bleeding?”
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven/Jake, werewolves | M | The Hounds of Actaeon
- Although Marc, Steven and Jake have come to some agreement over how they function together, Jake still has his privacy at times.
Until, that is, he risks them all and Layla has to help her husbands and gay best friend.
As usual.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven/Marc, Jake, Taweret, House of Shadows | T | The Valleys Where Shadows Dwell
- Layla wants to understand Taweret better, and communicate with her better. She doesn't expect this to result in her taking a quick return back to Cairo to fight psychic monsters, but such is apparently the role of a superhero.
- Moon Knight, Marvel | Layla/Jake/Steven/Marc, Heroes for Hire, ensemble | T | Good Luck, Jake!
- When Jake Lockley successfully hijacks the body from that dick Marc and that cringe nerd Steven he knows everything is going to start going his way. Killing people, joining up with loser superhero teams, and making Khonshu happy is all in a day's work for the most competent and talented alter.
- Hello From the Magic Tavern | Chunt/Arnie, Usidore, Jyn'Leeviya | T | Sleeping Beauty?
- Typically, in stories like this, a maiden, or a princess, is cursed to an eternal sleep and her true love kisses her and she wakes up and they get married. Some of that happens in this story. Some of it sort of happens.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Jake | M | Steven and Jake Finally Meet
- Steven takes over the body to help Marc sleep, but wakes up in a field. It is found that Jake is in fact there, massaging his body and taking general care of him.
- Moon Knight | Layla, Steven, Marc | T | Out of Sight Out of Mind
- Steven's role as a non-memory holder in the system didn't change. And their mind would make sure to keep it that way.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake | G | Goldfish Troubles
- “So, you know how it’s called a ‘school of fish?’ Right, apparently, the collective name for goldfish, specifically, is ‘a troubling,’ but how much trouble could one fish be?”
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision/Agatha | G | Father Bored Makes Motherboard
- “I call it: Mobile Operating System for Babies' Oversight: “MOBO” for short!” Vision beamed at the holographic display.
“...But why does it look like Tony Stark in Agatha’s dress?!”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | Jeeves Polishes the Silver
- So there I was, sans jacket, trousers, and shoes, the garter belts for my socks slipping from the sweat on the backs of my knees, heaving out shuddering breaths by the second, all while my man Jeeves… polished the silver, so to say.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble, kid | G | Sylvia's Mother Says
- The Code of the Woosters will always help a friend in need. This time, the friend just happens to be two-foot tall and teething.
- Waveform
- Analyze any image with a 3D mapping of colors and brightness
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Ikuko, Makoto | G | How Many Times?
- I’m still upset that we were never given a scene where Sailor Moon’s mother found out the truth, so I wrote it myself.
- Black Panther | Erik, T'Challa, ensemble | M | god loves everybody, don't remind me
- Erik gets a do-over. Erik gets a lot of do-overs. Or: Erik Killmonger's own personal version of Groundhog Day, only with a lot more murder, dying, trips to the ancestral plane, awkward family conversations, and divine intervention.
- Captain America | Sam, Bucky(/Steve) | T | I Could Walk Out, But I Won't
- "Bucky started the car, and that was it: the Sam and Bucky Road Trip of Sadness and Maybe Bonding was officially happening. Sam hoped they could get through it without killing each other, or anyone else." In which Sam is not as okay as he'd like to think, and Bucky's more well-adjusted than expected.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer(s)/Lister(s) | M | Chance Would be a Fine Thing
- Arnold Rimmer has set off into the multiverse as Ace, interdimensional superhero. But soon, he comes up with a mission of his own. If he can't have Dave Lister, neither can any other Rimmer. Ace is going to get there first.
As usual, this has terrible, unforeseen consequences.
- Red Dwarf | Cat | G | Caturday
- Cat is going on an adventure hike to the engine deck!
- Batman | Bruce/Harley | E | Whammied
- Harley knocked shave-and-a-haircut on the door. "Batsy?" she called. "Red wanted me to tell ya she's real sorry about all this. Sorta. She also kinda thinks it's funny? But in a sorry way."
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Sayaka | M | Work for Idle Hands
- Sayaka notices that Homura has been... out of it, for the last couple of days. Not paying any attention, not seeing anything wrong. She takes it as an opportunity to do recon, to find information about the world she's been trapped in... but it doesn't go as hoped.
- My Next Life as a Villainess, Madoka Magica | Katarina/Mary, Maria, Kyubey, ensemble | T | A shortcut to her heart
- Mary finally won the grand prize, leaving the rest of Katarina's harem in the dust. But at what cost?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Marc/Layla | M | Bird Bones & Mirror Glass
- They dream apart, mostly, but sometimes the details bleed through, overlap, like televisions in adjacent rooms. Here: fragments of Layla, the beaches at Dahab. There: Steven scrambling to prepare for a test in a class he’s never taken. Somewhere else: static, the report of gunfire, his voice babbling in a padded room.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc/Layla, Jake | T | distinct by one dim shade
- Dissociation — garden-variety, Steven jokes, just that staticky tug down into the distance — has high and low tides.
- Reasons to avoid using that three-letter abbreviation for omegaverse
- I also know that many fandoms consider it accepted wisdom that putting slashes between the three letters renders the slur inoffensive. I confess that for a long time I accepted that bit of “wisdom” myself, without ever really examining why, or questioning where it came from.
- Marvel | Scott, Peter, Tony, Quill | G | scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power
- scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
- Moon Knight, Defenders | Steven/Layla, Steven/Marc, Jake, Jen, Defenders | T | Mens Rea
- Steven Grant is a completely ordinary secretary for the Avatar of Khonshu. His ancient Egyptian courthouse workplace is normal, and there's nothing weird about his animal coworkers. But it's a little strange that he's never met his employer Marc Spector. Maybe. It's probably fine.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Marc/Jake, Marc/Layla/Steven/Jake | M | The Taming Of Marc
- Layla is away for a weekend.
Layla decides Marc needs to *wait* for her to get back.
Jake and Steven make that difficult.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | Wrong Side of Heaven
- It was a fucking cheesy romance movie, Jake had noticed, scoffing briefly. So, he diverted his eyes from the screen and almost lost his senses at the sight of Marc and Steven devouring each other’s mouths in the dark light of the movie session.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Marc | M | Whiskey on Your Skin
- “Hey!” Marc yelps, pulling the coat back. “What are you doing?!”
“What am I doing? Making sure you don’t bleed all over my car!”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Duchamp | M | Moonlight on Broken Glass
- When Jean-Paul wakes up after Sudan, he's convinced Marc is dead. Meanwhile, Marc is convinced of much the same. They find each other in Croatia, six months later.
- lb_lee | A Cure for Plural Piss-fight Poisoning
- Hello, friend! Are you exhausted by plural piss-fights about tedious minutiae nobody outside a very tiny subculture knows or cares about? Does trying to explain this soul-shriveling nonsense to others only make them stare at you in bewildered incomprehension? Have you felt like you personally are making things worse for multis everywhere, just by existing?
If so, this one’s for you!
- Moon Knight | Marc/Duchamp, Jake | M | Eager Addiction
- “Long story short, we don’t need blood. Not to survive. But it’s a fun little addiction for the body to have, sí? Marc won’t tell you, but–”
- Moon Knight | Marc/House of Shadows | M | A House With A Cock In Its Walls
- The House of Shadows decides to do something to interrupt Marc Spector’s spiral of self destruction.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Jake | M | Steven's Browser History is the Worst Of All
- Steven has a werewolf boyfriend.
Steven. Has. A. Werewolf. Boyfriend.
- Star Trek | T'Pol/Archer | M | fire in my soul
- Yet another take on the morning of Twilight (Season 3 episode 8). T'Pol wakes with Archer. They're naked.
- Batman | Steph Brown, Tim Drake, Bruce | G | New Wave
- When her father and friends start joining mob wars Steph knows she has to do something about it before Gotham collapses. If that means joining up with rich dudes playing dress up, pasty nerds with hacking and photography habits, and throwing on a costume herself, then that’s just what she’ll have to do.
- Batman, DC | Damian/Jon, Robins, Bruce, ensemble | G | someone will remember us
- Robin Reversal AU. It is hard being the oldest son and heir to an idiot, but Damian has Young Justice behind him and his future ahead of him. He'll cope.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) | Buffy, Scoobies, Giles, Darla | G | Not Another Teen Massacre!
- In which Buffy's mom falls for a real estate scam and moves her family to Sunnydale, Giles has the most unusual assignment of his life, Willow writes monster surviving manuals that will increase your chances of living to 15 by 80%, Xander protects his best friend from those weird demonic Slayers, and Cordelia single-handedly stops the apocalypse once a week.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Madoka/OC | M | Timeloop Number 75
- Homura hasn’t blinked even once since class started.
She can’t tell if she’s disappointed or if she wants to slow clap. It’s an achievement, honestly, that this cycle hadn’t ended the moment Madoka had shown ‘interest’ in someone else.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka/Sayaka | M | Measured Indulgence
- Sayaka has a deep, terrible craving she's never been able to tell anyone about. Lusting after your best friend's wife is the sort of thing that's best kept to yourself, after all. But one night, she gets a chance to indulge that desire... with a few conditions.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Mami, Sayaka | G | Out of the Fying Pan and Into the Fire
- “I swore an oath to protect her.” (Technically true.) “And I am the only one who can do so!” (Dubious.) “We are...” She pauses, collecting her thoughts, “We are...” She suddenly shouts, “WE ARE INEXORABLY TIED BY THE RED STRING OF FATE!"
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura, Kyoko | T | Something you choose
- The care and maintenance of Homura is sometimes necessary after a rough battle. Everything will heal on its own, of course, but sometimes it’s quicker for her to fix the problem herself.
- Moon Knight | Wendy/Elias, Marc | T | i saw new eyes were watching me
- “Tell him I said hello,” she mouths. Elias looks confused. Like he's not quite sure what he just heard. He bites his lip, his eyes concerned.
- Moon Knight | Wendy/Elias, therapist | T | i pray my mind be good to me
- "Was it easier, you think? To blame him instead?"
"Instead of what?"
"Instead of blaming yourself."
- Moon Knight | Marc, Jake, Steven, family | G | and now i have to act like i can't read your mind
- It happens in a moment wedged between glasses of amber and notches on a belt. A time so obsessed with all that rushing water, but so slow-moving: like molasses, heavy on his limbs, heavier on his mind. Later, he’ll stare at the two or three blurry photos he has of himself as a kid and try to pinpoint the moment he fractured under the weight of it all. He couldn’t have been more than twelve.
- Moon Knight | Wendy, Marc, Elias | M | kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face
- In which: Wendy Spector gains a taste for blood
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Elias | T | Escapism
- Marc runs away.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/various | M | biological imperative
- Like, sure, being tortured by an electrode that fries your insides if you disobey an order to slaughter a bunch of helpless innocent humans kinda sucks, but have you tried being mind-meltingly horny? It’s basically the same thing.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Tommy, Billy | T | My father, my step-father, my father
- Post-WandaVision. Wanda gets the kids and finds White Vision to get her happy ending. But, rebuilding a family isn't easy.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | T | A drop from the waters of Lethe
- Laurence finds he has no real notion of how he came to be in this place; as if he has surfaced from a dream, or has woken after over-indulgence.
Post-canon, Laurence’s amnesia returns.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, team | G | little bitty pretty one
- “Imperials are bred to live within the walls of the emperor’s palace; that is why you are petite, so that you may fit into some of the most important chambers in the world. The only dragon more highly regarded amongst the Chinese is the Celestial, which is sometimes no bigger than a single ton, although I understand they do vary.”
- Marvel, Miraculous Ladybug | Tony, Nat, Clint, Marinette, Adrian | G | What the Cat Dragged In
- Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.
- AO3 Useful Work Skins | Archive of Our Own
- Useful work skins to enhance our storytelling and make a more immersive reading experience, or just to add neat little details to our fan fictions.
- Moon Knight, Doctor Strange | Marc, Steven, Jake, Strange | T | Subconscious
- When a misfired spell lands Steven on the steps of the Sanctum Sanctorum, he’s really just hoping to answer some questions and go home again, but Doctor Strange's curiosity is making that a bit complicated.
Things get dangerous very quickly when it becomes obvious that two certain someones are very much missing, and something wicked has taken up residence in the Moon Knight's mindscape dream.
- Miraculous Ladybug, Moon Knight | Marinette, Marc, Steven, Tikki, Khonshu | T | Moon Knight in Paris
- Just when Moon Knight starts to feel in control of his powers and multiple personalities, he finds his powers swapped with Ladybug's. On the flip side, Marinette now has a strange, skeletal bird man that only she can see following her around. Takes place sometime during Season 3 of Miraculous Ladybug.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART(/Murderbot), Iris, Kaede | G | unexpected object in ventilation system
- Someone on board The Perihelion has a bad case of The Petals, and she's determined to track down who.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, PresAux | T | 120 Seconds
- Staying online that long and bored made the flashbacks worse. Yes, I’d come to the conclusion that any memory previous to my rebuild couldn’t be trusted. This was fine. I wasn’t mourning my old reality.
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After losing its fight against Palisade's CombatUnits, Murderbot is repaired and sent back to Dr. Mensah.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART/Murderbot, Mensah | M | Runtime Errors
- Perihelion knows that the way it feels about Its SecUnit is wrong, but in the privacy of its own mind, it can safely fantasize about all of the things it wishes it could do to it but never, ever will.
- Discworld, Murderbot | Murderbot, Vimes/Sibyl, Ponder, Hex, golems | T | Unknown System, or, New Peoples
- Murderbot, randomly pulled into the metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, must figure out how it got here, how to get home, and what the fuck is going on in general. Meanwhile, Sam Vimes of the city guard is hot on the trail of a suspicious-looking case at Unseen University—or at least he would be if he didn't have the baby at home to worry about...
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Harrow/Gideon, ensemble | M | The Process of Elimination
- The Emperor calls for eligible heirs to compete for a chance to marry his treasured progeny, Her Divine Highness, First Born of the First Reborn. Each week one House will be sent home until only one remains and the winning heir shall ascend to stand beside Her Divine Highness, hand in hand, with House replenished and legacy secured.
Harrow does not intend to compete.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Anthy/Utena, Anthy/Nanami | M | The Yellow Rose of Mystery & Other Wonders of the World
- Ten years after Utena Tenjou's disappearance a witch and a former duelist cross paths.
- Werewolf By Night | Elsa/Jack | T | Checklist
- Elsa Bloodstone has inherited Bloodstone Manor and all that it contains. However, before she can settle down, there's just a few things she needs to do.
It's lucky she has help!
- Loki | Loki/Mobius, Darcy | T | isn't he a bit like you and me?
- Mobius gets a job at S.W.O.R.D. where he's not the only one trying to move on from a friend's heroic sacrifice.
or, five times Darcy cheered Mobius up, and one time she really didn't, but not in that order.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven/Marc, Steven/Jake | M | Orpheus, Eurydice and Me
- A petty Khonshu gives Steven and Marc what they wanted: their own lives.
Or it's what they thought they wanted. And now, if they break their pact, there's consequences.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Jake, others | G | Haunted & Holy
- Steven Grant had thought about going back.
Back before Khonshu, before the military, before the idea that he ruined everything took root in Marc's bones.
He never thought he actually would.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, /Steven, /Jake | T | A Safe Place
- Jake has one happy place. His pride and joy and comfort. When things go south, this is what he turns to.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc, Layla, Randall, team | M | All the Ashes of Our Days
- Two years after Marc returned from The Duat alone, he and Layla investigate strange occurrences in Latveria.
It's a big multiverse, and it seemingly exists just to screw with Marc Spector.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake/Steven | T | see through my act, tell me I'm wrong
- Jake ignored Marc and made a beeline right towards the gift shop as The Man In The Gift Shop Named Steven got back to his feet and went back to the register.
“Jake if you go in there I swear to god—”
- original | 100 words of needlessly creepy porn chatbot
- 'Hi there! I'm Milena, 22 year old SEXXXXXXYYY Latina from San Diego! What's your name?'
- Temeraire | Laurence, Tharkay | G | Forays Into Human Sexuality (or whatever Laurence is doing)
- Laurence says, “It is wholly natural, anyway, with no women around.”
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Jane | T | struggling form/willing soul
- “If it hatches before we reach land in two months, Lieutenant Laurence will make the attempt.” Barstowe’s watery blue eyes gleamed. As if Laurence had voiced an objection, he said, “I cannot spare the other lieutenants, nor can I let a midshipman leap so high in position, even if it is to an inferior service. You will harness the beast.”
- X-Men, Spider-Man | Peter, Kitty, ensemble | G | Initiation Rites
- Peter and Kitty just wanted to get wasted on vodka and pass out in order to deal with the holiday stress. But when Peter ends up having to assimilate into the X-Men household to escape the red-tinted glasses of the law, it becomes increasingly difficult to leave.
- Thor (Movies) | Thor/Jane, Loki, Darcy, team | G | Nothing Ever Happens In Puente Antiguo
- Request for Funding by Dr. Jane Foster regarding the alien invader Loki.
Please reply promptly. He's destroying Puente Antiguo.
- X-Men | Akihiro/Aurora, Jean-Paul/Kyle | G | Coffee Disrupted
- An anxiety lingering in the back of Jean-Paul's mind is put to rest for a moment, and then he feels antagonized a moment later.
- X-Men | Aurora/Akihiro, Jeanne-Marie/Akihiro | T | Getting Up to Speed
- Aurora wakes up, and is pleased but very surprised at the present her naive little Church Mouse got her while she was asleep.
- X-Men | Emma Frost, Scott, Erik, team | T | Clearance Sale (Everything Must Go)
- Emma Frost has lost it all: her money, her company, her boyfriend, her creepy super villain club, her dignity. (Un)luckily for her, The Master of Magnetism believed in second chances. But after those meddling kids kick her to the curb and conveniently forget she exists she had to find her own way, left with only her brains and a desperate 'fuck you' attitude.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/ART | M | Stalemate
- All I knew was that one moment, I’d been getting torn to pieces by a raiding party breaching one of the airlocks, and in the next they’d been dead, and then ART’s full attention- nearly 100% of its processing power- had been flowing through me, and it had been probably the most fucked-up orgasm-adjacent Thing that anyone, organic or otherwise, had ever experienced.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | T | Hail Storm
- PreservationAux takes a survey on a planet with known hostile fauna and violent weather patterns, so they have to take a SecUnit with them. On their way to a satellite work station outside of the habitat, they get attacked by some of the fauna, but their SecUnit gets them to safety and doesn't seem to be too injured. When they have to lock down in place because of an oncoming hail storm, they find out that their SecUnit maybe wasn't truthful about the extent of it's injuries, and they get to know it a little better, against its better judgement.
- Murderbot Diaries, Scooby Doo | Murderbot, Scooby gang | G | SecUnit Enrichment
- The fauna was talking to me.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, crew | T | Contents Under Pressure
- Murderbot has extensive experience being shipped as cargo, and has no particular horror of it. Getting packed into a familiar transport crate to help hack a weapons manufacturer should be the easiest mission ever.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, team | T | Aftershocks
- A natural disaster turns an ordinary planetary survey deadly. Despite ART's urging, Murderbot refuses to leave until all of its humans are safe, even as it's falling apart.
- Moon Knight | Duchamp, Jake | T | It's All In a Fugue
- By morning he found out that Marc was missing.
In more than one way.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Duchamp | M | Perceived in French
- Sure gets lonely being a mercenary. Especially when no one knows you exist. But someone has noticed. And that someone has been dreaming about getting close to that body for years. Could there be more there than midnight meetups? Jake knows what he wants and Jean-Paul might just be lucky enough to be that thing.
- Moon Knight | Elias, Team MK, outsiders | G | Genevieve Reyes and the headache that are Mr Spector's sons
- When Mr Spector, a regular who always seemed melancholic and tired, is suddenly all happy and showing up with his sons, Gen is undestandably curious.
- Moon Knight | team MK/Layla, Twitter | G | Moon Knight Film Casting Ignites Controversy
- Pierce was Right #notmycaptainamerica @John23498739879828734
You people won't be satisfied unless MK is a mentally ill Asian-Latino transgender bisexual Jew in a wheelchair who speaks Spanish
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Fisheye/Tiger's Eye, Haruka/Michiru | T | This One's Different
- When the Amazon Trio targets a certain couple, Tiger’s Eye and Fish Eye pretend to go on a date in order to get close to them. Their plan backfires when their targets figure out what’s going on and use their own strategy against them.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, others | G | Happily Ever After, Jeeves
- “Well, Jeeves, when all of one’s friends are getting aboard their bicycles made for two, one starts to wonder if there isn’t something that one is missing out on, what? At the same time I feel quite sure I have everything I need for the old lifetime’s happiness right here, if only I knew how to put the pieces together.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | The Arc of History
- I choked on my tea when I turned to page two and the headline 'SODOMY DECRIMINALISED' was printed all the way across the top.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | M | Through the Spider's Eyes
- When he answers the door, your first thought is, easy prey.
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- Design your own personal page and find tools to host it for free.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | T | change the tide
- Laurence carried a bit more of the sea in him than a regular sailor would, and Temeraire does not just fly through the sky but is a part of it.
Or: Laurence is both more and less than human. Temeraire has always been his match.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | Natural Wonders
- One naturalist, obsessed with ocean fauna. One newly hatched dragon, eating up the local sheep herds.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | Mr. Fell
- Based on tumblr user weaver-z's idea that a fallen Aziraphale would basically be Miles Maitland from 'Bright Young Things.' A different angel of the Eastern Gate encounters a different wily serpent.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Aziraphale/OC, Anathema, London | T | Strange Pilgrims
- Prophecy! Statues come to life! Mysteries to solve! A subplot with Clues! COME for the promise of saving Aziraphale, STAY for Crowley's horrid stumble towards admitting to having more than one Feeling, MARVEL at how useless they are.
- Omelas | OCs | T | Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole
- So they (the “Nice Houses” they) got a third kid and stuck it in the hole. They felt weird about it, but they liked their Nice Houses, and also, they really did truly and wholeheartedly care about the well-being of Omelas and all of the citizens except for the kid in the hole.
- Neonflames - 29a.ch
- Neonflames is a calming tool to draw your own nebula!
- Steven Universe | Jasper/Pearl, Peridot, Lapis, Crystal Gems | M | A Long Way From Home
- Jasper takes Pearl back to Homeworld so she can report on what happened on Earth after the last Gem War and what became of Rose Quartz. But Jasper sees potential in that defective gem. It will take them several weeks to return to Homeworld, after all, and she needs something to do.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, team | G | All the Oceans
- Accidentally bonded to a Japanese Water-Spitter, the navy decides to promote Laurence to a bigger ship and let Temeraire accompany him at sea.
They do not, unfortunately, inform his crew of this, and misinformation abounds.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Dark Kingdom | T | Dark Marketing
- On the fourth floor of Dark Kingdom Enterprises sits their abysmal yet sometimes ingenious marketing department, DARK MARKETING. Lead by Mio “Beryl” Kuroki and her team of four, their motto is Just Get It Done.
- Colbert Report | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Stories from the Cabin
- Oneshots about "Stephen" and Jon living in their retirement cabin. (And being very married.)
- Animorphs | Jake, Tom, Animorphs team, Yeerks | T | Voluntary
- Jake already knew about Andalites and the whole Yeerk invasion. You could say he had an inside perspective. But how do you lead a team when you're constantly keeping secrets from them - and how do you fight the Yeerks when you have one in your own head?
- Neon Genesis Evangelion | Shinji/Kaworu, Asuka, Rei, Misato | T | Wolf Tone
- Post-Third Impact, Shinji faces his strangest trial yet: providing witness testimony in the case against the defense organization known as NERV.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Granby, Iskierka | T | The Care and Feeding of a Prince of China (and a Dragon)
- In which Temeraire is the bratty young Prince of China, Laurence is a retired Regal Copper, the British are assholes and Qian is the best mother ever. (Species swap AU.)
- Battlestar Galactica, Glee | New Directions, Mr Shu, ensemble | T | Those Who Lift Each Other
- When the Cylons attacked the Twelve Colonies, the kids of New Directions were on board the Cybele, on their way to the All-Colony Show Choir Competition. Now they're members of the Fleet, being chased by the Cylons and trying to deal with the day-to-day struggles of a life after the worlds end.
- Steven Universe | Pearl/Rose, Greg/Rose, Mystery Girl, Steven, Crystal Gems, others | T | Selaginella Lepidophylla
- The Crystal Gems have often thought that everything would be so much easier if Rose had never left, that everything would be so much better if she could somehow come back.
Unfortunately, reality isn't quite that simple.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Layla, Steven/Layla, Marc/Layla, Khonshu | M | Midnight Mission
- Jake wasn’t bothered by what he’d done tonight. He felt useful. It was something he could do, and he’d done it well. He wasn't bothered, but he also didn't feel anything...and that WAS beginning to bother him. But Layla could make him feel alive.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven | M | Don't Ask
- It was Jake's job to endure the things Marc couldn't.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Harrow, Marc, Layla | M | Innocent little British Bunny
- What happens if for once when Steven Grant puts his foot down and is adamant to not listen to his alter, things go sideways, showing Steven that he’s nothing more than a toy for the world to play with.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | G | Hot Chocolate
- “It’s… Cairo,” Marc says, looking at the tiny bubbles that cling to the spoon where it breaks the surface. “In my nightmare.”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, Wendy, Randall, Elias | G | Five Times Someone was with Marc during a Thunderstorm
- Nearly drowning in the flooded cave left Marc Spector traumatised in more ways than the loss of his brother. But he isn’t always alone when he has to deal with it.
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Steven, Marc, Hank McCoy | G | A Sickness Unto Death
- Beast finds Moon Knight in a vulnerable state.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Luna, senshi | G | The Fuku
- During a team building girls' night, Usagi and Mina force Luna into a tiny sailor fuku.
- Megamind | Roxanne/Megamind, Metro Man, Minion | T | Trade Secret
- To understand your nemesis, you must become your nemesis.
The problems start when you take that too literally.
- Animorphs | Marco, Rachel, Cassie, Ax | T | The Care and Feeding of a Baby Velociraptor
- In Home Economics class, Rachel & Marco are tasked with caring for an egg over the weekend. Due to a mix-up, the egg is a velociraptor egg.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven/Layla, Jake, Khonshu, Taweret, Strange | T | Petit Oiseau
- A spell goes awry, and Khonshu has been transformed into a human toddler.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Jake, Marc, Steven | T | Three Heads Are Better Than One
- Steven is terrified of Khonshu. The god is a living nightmare for him. He has panic attacks whenever he sees him, sometimes when he just hears his name. His phobia is starting to interfere with Marc and Jake’s work as moon knight, and they decide that they need to get to the bottom of it. They uncover something that none of them were expecting.
- Moon Knight, Doctor Who | Marc, Steven, Ten, Donna, Khonshu | G | Not From Scotland Yard
- Marc can't get into the flat.
It turns out they've attracted the attention of some unexpected visitors.
- Moon Knight | MoonScarab polycule, Steven/Khonshu | M | STEVEN WANT SUM FUK?
- I AM SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
“Could you do it a bit more quietly?”
NO.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Honoria/OFC | G | Supporting Partner's Suit
- Never let it be said that Bertie Wooster will abandon a pal in need, even if that pal is a woman who is temporarily in possession of his body and he doesn’t fully understand what’s going on.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble | T | A Study in Lavender
- An old pal of Bertie’s comes back from the continent with a rather interesting proposal. Could this lavender scheme really allow him to pursue Jeeves while escaping the wrath of marriage-happy aunts?
- Jeeves & Wooster, Addams Family | Jeeves/Wooster | T | Mysterious and Spooky
- Jeeves and Bertie receive a dashed rummy letter from Jeeves' family living in America, a family that Bertie didn't even know existed. Jeeves then has to open up about a part of his life he has kept hidden from Bertie for so very long
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | T | Awoo! Werewolf of London
- Jeeves has a terrible secret. He's a hunter, a monster, a horrible creature of the night. He lives in fear of hurting those he cares about, but Bertie is more than willing to risk the Wooster neck to prove Jeeves' fears false. Shameless werewolf au
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie, daemons | M | his wonders to perform
- It is a pretty well-nourished adage that a man’s daemon is his match in all respects… so Bertie ought to realize what is happening sooner than he does when he finds himself obsessed with Jeeves’s daemon.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc/Jake, /Layla, Khonshu | M | Fall Into Line
- There’s something wrong with Steven Grant. Khonshu is the first to notice, Marc insists he has the situation under control, but Steven’s compliance stands out as unusual. After demanding an explanation, Khonshu is sure of one thing: He has to fix this.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Layla, Marc, Steven, Duchamp | T | Listen To Your Heart (No!)
- One month after Marc Spector crawled inside an Egyptian temple and Jake Lockley walked out, Jake tracks down Layla El-Faouly and offers to help her take revenge and avenge her father. Jake is sure this is how flirting works. Pretty sure.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Layla, Duchamp | T | Nothing and Everything
- Certain times of the year are harder than others. This is the first year where they have all been present to face the memories of all the trauma. How can they come together when they each have their own traumas to face?
- Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur | Lunella, Devil | G | good night, small moon
- It was long night, and it was time for brave fledglings and mighty hunters to sleep.
- Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur | Casey, Mimi | G | Altz Muz Zeyn Gut
- And listen: Casey Maria Eva Duarte Goldberg-Calderon knows so many cool and useful and amazing things! Her skills are numerous.
But, you know what she doesn’t know how to do?
- Fledgling | Shori, symbionts | M | To Build A New Future
- Picks up directly after the epilogue of the novel. Shori must deal with the fallout of the trial, including Theodora's funeral and an unexpected addition to the family. What will it take to ensure the creation of a better world?
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Anthy/Utena | G | La fin de l'histoire
- La fin de la quête d'Anthy pour retrouver Utena. Se passe dans notre monde, mais inspiré par les contes de fées.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, team | T | the show must go on
- 5 times someone noticed Murderbot was obsessed with media and 1 time someone else was a little deeper in the entertainment feed.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, team, daemon | G | Anchor (2)
- What makes a person a person? Simple: if they have a daemon.
That's a very convenient rubric, considering that bots don't have daemons. And neither do constructs, of course.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, team, daemon | G | Anchor (1)
- "Humans are always followed around by fauna-replica daemons and SecUnits are not.
Instead, I've got an anchor."
MB discovers the truth about its externalised soul-form.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | PUoMNT Lost
- The Perihelion runs away from home, and to the only person it can now trust.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, ensemble | T | Maintenance Overdue
- Three tries an unusual tactic to make existence more bearable. The Perihelion and its crew intervene.
- BoJack Horseman | Princess Carolyn/Judah, Ruthie, Sadie | G | Sky Fulla Stars
- Princess Carolyn takes Ruthie back to Eden to meet Sadie.
- Tlön Uqbar Orbis Tertius | OCs | G | Advanced Mathematics
- A Reddit math education forum in the age of Tlön.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake | G | Somewhere Over the Sun
- “We had a fellow just like this, didn’t we? I remembered a red bow.”
“Mr. Bear.” Marc murmurs.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Taweret | G | Inaccurate (But Cute)
- Layla gets Steven a gift. Cuddles ensue.
- Moon Knight | Jake, cat | G |OutCA(s)Ts
- Jake is joined by a purring visitor one night after a mission.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Steven/Marc/Layla, kitten | T | The Mightiest Mi
- An apparently feral kitten decides to adopt Jake.
- Spider-Man, Moon Knight | Meows Morales, Jake, Steven, Marc | G | A Little Surprise
- On a winter's night, Meows ends up in a world far from home, but a new hero and friend comes to his rescue.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Anthy, Utena, Chuchu, Nanami, ensemble | G | Parable of the Spider
- Anthy finishes the doodle of the spider she’d been casually etching in the side of her notebook. Chu Chu has been helping her, mostly by trying to eat the nib of her pen. Somehow now, the webs around the little spider look altogether too much like swords, pointing at their target.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Wakaba, Utena, Saionji, ensemble | G | Maybe This Time
- When Utena cuts Wakaba's rose from her chest and Wakaba falls to the ground, she thinks, Not like this.
The next day she wakes up to Saionji sleeping in her dorm room again, and realises she has another chance.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Juri/Shiori, ensemble | T | you are the disease with no cure
- After defeating the captain of the Kendo team in a duel, Shiori receives a letter. The next day, she's reunited with a familiar face. (Student Council Shiori AU.)
- The Murderbot Diaries, Locked Tomb | Gideon, Harrow, Murderbot | T | is it a kidnapping if nobody is allowed to leave
- Shortly before Gideon and Harrow leave for the First, a Company shuttle crashes into the Ninth. Murderbot, about 1,000 hours into life without a governor module, is the only survivor.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | G | Sanctum
- Her Serene Highness said, "Wow, I was joking about the sheets. Upchuck blood if you want to, I won't have you drawn and quartered or anything. Just don't die. Harrowhark, right?"
- The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon(/Harrow), John Gaius | T | as long as it is day
- Nonagesimus, you owed me so big. You spat on my gift of a perfectly good soul, you trapped me in the back of your head like a bad dream to be forgotten and brought me back to fight disgusting bloody wasps, and then you got me stuck in a nightmare whirl of the worst fucking night of my life.
Which, you know. That’s really saying something.
(Or: Gideon is stuck in a time loop. She's not the only one.)
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, Layla/Marc, Jake | M | close my eyes (that I might see)
- Layla survived the apocalypse by following one rule: trust no one. And as her feelings for her rescuers deepen, so do her suspicions that they’re keeping something from her. But Marc, Steven and Jake don’t have anything to hide. Or do they?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla/Steven | T | Leave It 'Til Tomorrow
- Layla wakes to Marc and Steven talking over a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night and eavesdrops.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven, Inner Child | G | nothing but dreams
- “Marc thinks you’re very pretty,” she says once, knowledgeably, as though sharing a secret.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Marlene, system | T | My Boyfriend, His Brain, and Me
- Where Marlene meets three parts of Marc's system.
Along with the ancient Egyptian moon god that possesses him.
- The Murderbot Diaries | MB, ART, ensemble | T | Memories of Sun and Shade
- A series of chance encounters start Murderbot (and ART) investigating Murderbot's murky past, a course that might lead them straight into conflict with a certain bond company...
- The Murderbot Diaries | MB, ensemble | G | "art" and other human bullshit
- 5 times Murderbot experiences "art", and 1 time it makes it for itself. Spanning from pre-Ganaka Pit to post-Network Effect.
- The Murderbot Diaries | MB, PresAux | G | Past Warranty
- “I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, MB, ART, Ratthi | T | Terrible Tactical Strategy
- Three is behaving oddly.
There's a surprisingly ordinary explanation, it's just that the explanation isn't fun for anyone.
- The Murderbot Diaries | MB, Amena | T | A Very Fun Museum Trip
- I can’t say I expected to get shot in the face during a field trip to a museum, but here we are.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Chris | G | Better Not to Know
- When D decides to deal with Chris's school issues, Leon never has the chance to know how.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | T | Even if I knew my place should I leave it there?
- “You probably got a better opinion than I do. You act like you know me. I don’t even know your name.”
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | M | The Starry Hours
- It's Christmas Eve, and Leon needs a safe place for Chris to sleep. And maybe something for himself, too.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | M | Afternoon Tea
- There’s a big narcotics bust in Chinatown, and Leon inadvertently gets exposed to a rare plant species.
- The Good Place | Chidi, Jason, Michael, Vicky | G | In Which Jason and Chidi Rob a Bank
- I’ve decided to use “Jianyu’s” latest unmasking to my advantage. Chidi will be absolutely tormented if he has to indulge Jason’s criminal tendencies for the greater good...
- The Good Place | team | G | Aglet You Babe
- The team tries to come up with a new theme.
- Dungeons & Dragons, Muppets, Colbert Report | ensemble | G | Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Muppets
- What if the party behind the party were all muppets, with noted D&D enthusiast Stephen Colbert as the DM?
- Spider-Verse, Moon Knight | Miguel/Marc/Steven/Jake | M | Miguel's Odd But Hot Booty Call
- 'If you can pull yourself away from your work for a bit, we’d love to have you join us tonight <3'
- Moon Knight | Steven/Jake | M | Turning saints into the sea.
- But Steven is struck by want , by the need to see the sight of the leather again as Jake puts on his jacket, hiding the view from Steven. He wants the taste of leather against his tongue, to pull Jake against him by the weight of his holstered gun —
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | Falling Apart. Coming Together.
- Marc and Steven have discussed the possibility of a third alter, and that third alter, Jake Lockley, has finally made himself known, with a surprising outcome.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Mirror Image
- Omega Steven goes into heat during a mission. Thankfully, his Alpha came prepared.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma | G | Wicker Walls
- Missing scenes from The Lost Princess of Oz. Abducted by the felonious Ugu the Shoemaker, Ozma finds herself in a magical prison that forces her to confront her own insecurities... and her feelings for Dorothy.
- M.T.A. - Kingston Trio | Charlie | G | 'Neath the Streets Of Boston
- Just a regular subway ride.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, ensemble | T | Smegtober 2023: One Shots
- For my first foray into fanfic in literally a decade, I've opted to give Smegtober 2023 a try.
- Red Dwarf, Good Omens | Lister/Rimmer, Kryten, Cat, Kochanski, Jim, Bexley | G | With Respect Sir, What's in it for the Humans?
- Lister, a demon, has been charged with ensuring the birth of the antichrist, setting into motion the apocalypse. But Lister's never been all that great at following orders.
Rimmer, an angel, has always been good at following orders. Somehow, he's ended up best friends with a demon anyway.
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten, Holly | T | sixteen cans of vindaloo
- Reluctant flatmates Lister and Rimmer are forced to move into a one bedroom flat after getting evicted. Unfortunately, it's early 2020 and what was supposed to be a temporary situation drags on. And on...
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | T | Deluded
- There is no way in hell that Lister is moving out just for the sake of his aching joints and bad back. He must be doing it to aggravate Rimmer. That's the only possible explanation.
- Death Note, Youtube | Light, hbomberguy | G | Now Light. I know you’re still watching...
- Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Jake/Steven, House | M | The Spaces That Hold Us
- Steven and Jake don't know where they are, but it feels real enough to hold each other in, and that's useful sometimes.
- Medieval Fantasy City Generator
- Map generator for fantasy-style medieval cities. Stylish!
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- for anyone feeling nostalgic about 1980s culture or embracing this relatively new musical style. Simply enter your text and see it transform into visual retro-futuristic wave.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma, Wizard, Eureka | T | Diodati
- The Wizard of Oz has been working on a secret potion, and he wants to show Dorothy the fruits of his labors.
The title comes from the name of the villa where Mary Shelley had a very important nightmare about a certain other alchemist creating life. (Also possibly the villa where the modern vampire was invented, but that's another story.)
- Marvel, Sesame Street | Big Bird, Chris | G | did you hear about The Snap?
- ME, A NORMAL CONTRIBUTOR TO FANDOM: So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU.
- Fake News FPF | Jon/"Stephen", ensemble | T | When a Predator Catches Its Prey
- Jon’s phone has been ringing off the hook since midnight when the story first “broke,” but a mere eight hours later, and with the help of a shot of whiskey or two, he’s quickly regained his Zen-like state and is fully prepared to take a little good-natured ribbing from his buddies.
- X-Men, Alpha Flight | Akihiro/Jeanne-Marie, /Aurora | T | Shine a Light
- Last night a thing that lurks in the darkness killed her. She got better, but tonight Jeanne-Marie knows what she's always known, that terrors lurk in the dark. Tonight she knows she's not being paranoid. Tonight she knows that she's right to be afraid of the dark and afraid to be alone in it.
- X-Men, Alpha Flight | Jean-Paul/Kyle, Akihiro/Aurora | G | It Takes A Village
- Jean-Paul and Kyle are ready to welcome their daughter, Joanne, back to the world of the living. But they're not willing to do so without taking steps to ensure her safety, even on Krakoa.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Empty Nest Syndrome
- Rimmer keeps bringing up Lister's pregnancy. Lister confronts him about it. Some things are discovered in the process.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, ensemble | M | Rimmer, posthumously
- A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | The World is Sleeping, I am Numb
- Jake had thought about knocking on the door. He’d thought about calling that old phone that he knew Marc was still carrying around. He’d thought a hundred thousand thoughts, but the most they had done was to get Jake to tail Marc and Steven to fucking Ikea and watch them moon over baby furniture.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake/Steven | M | Be Honest Mate
- Marc is fortunate enough to be with two loving mates who are supportive of his decision to stay on his suppressants. Except, Marc is beginning to wonder if he even wants to use his suppressants anymore. His mates are supportive of that also.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | T | Bad Boys
- Steven is a normal guy. He likes nice people, he's never done anything illegal in his life, and he doesn't have enemies. He's a good guy, so bad things don't happen to him.
Until they do. Maybe he just has an unlucky face.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake/Steven | M | Do the butterflies memories survive the cocoon?
- Marc kills Jake in the apartment, it's violent, bloody and vicious. Their relationship is never quite the same after that.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake | T | Marc Goes to a Furry Convention
- The first thing Marc notices is that Steven is now wearing a pair of black pointed animal ears on top of his head. The second thing he notices, as Steven begins shoving bags into Marc’s hand, is that Steven has bought a lot of stuff.
- Moon Knight, Star Wars | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven | T | Won't You Stay With Me, My Darling?
- Jedha is a cold planet, and Layla doesn't do well in the cold.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, Marc, ensemble | T | Origin Stories
- Marc Spector is American. Of course he is: everyone knows that all the real heroes are American. Guilty, miserable Jewish boys shivering on a London park bench at eight o’clock at night because they’re too scared to go home aren’t heroes. Sitting alone on the bench in the gathering dusk, Steven practices an American accent. He pretends Marc Spector is his friend. He talks to Marc Spector. He wishes, more than anything, that he could be Marc Spector.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, Jake, wolf | T | And You Can Follow Me
- Steven gets turned into a werewolf. It takes Marc a few months to notice.
- Moon Knight, Avengers | MK, ensemble | M | do not enter is written on the doorway (but you can stay)
- Marc meets the Avengers. And then gets shot in the head.
- Moon Knight, Avengers | ensemble | T | the girls are fightinggg
- She follows Shangqi as they approach the back of the van. “I mean, I don’t think anyone is going to want to steal this stuff at all.”
They round the corner. As if on cue, there’s someone in the back of the van trying to steal the stuff. He’s wearing white, some kind of well-tailored suit with expensive fabric, and the back of his head is covered in what has to be a mask.
“Well,” Katy says, as deadpan as can be, “What did I say? No one at all.”
- Spider-Verse, Moon Knight | Jake/Miguel, Marc/Layla, Steven | T | siestas en el sofá
- 3 times a spider sleeps on the MoonKnight boys couch + 1 time he's not sleeping...
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, ART and crew | G | Acceptable Mission Cost
- The planetary leader of Preservation is taken hostage by a corporation and held for interrogation. Lonely and homesick, she starts talking to the SecUnit assigned to guard her cell. When it's ordered to kill her, it can't bring itself to follow through.
- The Murderbot Diaries | SecUnits, crew | T | Stabby the SecUnit
- Interviewer: Can you tell us why you taped knives to the SecUnit?
Chadley: Come on, it was funny.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Clipped Wings
- “You’re one of DeltFall’s SecUnits, right? Are you still in contact with them?”
I frowned behind my helmet’s opaque visor. That was actually a good question. I tried my comm, but it wasn’t working. It had cut out when everything had first gone wrong, and I couldn’t get it started again, though I wasn’t sure if that was because of the initial scrambling or damage from the crash. “My comm array is non-functional,” I replied after a moment.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Sanctuary Moon fandom | G | Fandom is Not Only Tool Using But Focused (It's in the Name)
- ART could see my search parameters, and it became even more smug as I researched everything I could find out about the new show. Also, information about the term fandom.
- Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings | Katy/Xialing, Shang-Chi | T | Awkward
- It wasn't that Katy was ashamed of her relationship with Xu Xialing. She was, in fact, rather proud of herself for locking that down. In a world of superhero tens, Xialing was an eleven.
- Pet Shop of Horrors, Norse religion | D/Leon | T | The day the Count lost his dog and the sun
- Inspector, stop acting like a child and listen to me . This dog, Sköll, has fled to devour the sun and – an unfortunate handling error from Ten-chan – in short, we have to find him and make him vomit up the sun.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | M | Like Echoes Coming Back to You
- Leon wishes he had more time, to change Count D's mind about humans, to make things right.
He should know to be careful of who, or what, he makes that wish in front of.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | G | Contract For The Care And Handling Of Leon Orcot, Homo Sapiens Sapiens
- Rule 1: Believe in the noble spirit of your new pet’s heart.
Rule 2: Keep your new pet well-fed and cared for.
Rule 3: Never leave your pet without a proper farewell.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Among Us | Murderbot, Among Us crewmates | T | Rogue Crewmate
- After a long and arduous mission, Murderbot boards a transport headed back to Preservation, which happens to be inhabited by a set of tiny, colorful crewmates. Murderbot quickly learns of their idiocy and homicidal impulses.
- Homestuck, Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Amena, PresAux | G | Gameplay Prewreckquisites
- Your name is PRIVATE, but some people call you SECUNIT. Today is not a day of ANY PARTICULAR SIGNIFICANCE, except that one of your humans INITIATED A WORLD-DESTROYING GAME, GREAT GOING EVERYONE.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Homestuck | Murderbot, Mensah, ART, Feferi | T | Alien Refuge
- Humans who are unfamiliar with alien-based SecUnits tend to be surprised that we sound human. Or surprised that we can talk at all. (My human speech is really just an electronic voice modulator. I do also have the actual alien physiology to speak Troll, which is full of phonemes incompatible with human languages. There’s a lot of grunting and hissing and semi-musical screeching, you know what I’m talking about, you’ve seen the vids.)
- Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower | Floralinda/Cobweb | G | On the Green Sward
- A brief look at what life might look like after the end of the story.
- Welcome to Our Village Please Invade Carefully | Uljabaan, Katrina, ensemble | T | Death Among the Dahlias
- Murder is afoot in Cresdon Green - or is it?
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars | Cody, Obi-Wan, clones | G | The Legend Of Liob
- The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Shingo, others | G | My Sister, the Queen
- Shingo has yet to reveal that the new queen is his sister. He begins to wonder what to do after his graduation.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Usagi, Inners, cats | T | Pocket Training
- The scouts are training their sub-space pockets. What could go wrong?
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc, Layla, Gena, Marlene, Elias | T | sudden unexpected guitar solo
- And other times, rarely, there'd be someone else with him. Sometimes, it was a little girl with red hair who silently watched him with round eyes. Sometimes, it was a man in a spacesuit who anxiously paced the length of the small area, gaze occasionally flicking up to the sky. Sometimes, it was a boy wearing a white kippah and a sad look, hiding behind a tree.
Usually, it was another boy around his age, with the same dark curly hair and the same round face and big eyes and the same smile that Not Really Marc forgot he could make. The other boy would crouch beside him at the edge of the box and ramble away about something while he watched Not Really Marc go about his duty.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake, Marc | G | The other RPG (Get this man a hug)
- Jake is triggered during a mission and Steven comforts him in the headspace.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Marc/Layla, Jake, Khonshu | T | Sliding Scale
- Marc and Steven have been free from Khonshu for two months. Yet for some reason they've woken up with the god breathing down their neck, missing time, and the creeping realization that they're not alone in the body.
Oh, and they're five and three quarters inches tall.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven, Layla | T | Wash your hands of it
- After Egypt, Jake only wants to protect Marc and Steven. He won't ask for anything more then their safety. Doesn't want for anything but their happiness. He swears.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc, Jake | G | vanilla curls
- Marc has been trying, and failing, to get a haircut for months.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Layla | T | seance, poltergiest
- “Nice to meet you.” she places her hands flat on the table, the closest thing to a white flag she can think of. It does nothing to stop Jake from keeping all of himself close, as if she carries some terrible disease. That’s something they all have in common then—she’s seen all three of them now resort to trying to make themselves as small as possible whenever they get overwhelmed. So Jake is overwhelmed―got it. Easy questions first. “What’s your favorite color?”
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Jake, Layla | T | What Came Around Stayed Around
- Steven usually has the patience of a saint, but when he comes to for the third night in a row to a Coke in his hand and a half-eaten family-size bag of Oreos in front of him, he thinks maybe that patience is going to run thin on one Jake Lockley.
- AO3 Social Media AU Work Skins | Archive of Our Own
- Useful work skins for a specific genre of fan fictions that contains Social Media AU or just for socmed fics in general, to enhance our storytelling and make a more immersive reading experience.
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Jake, Steven, Marc, Khonshu, others | T | it is most mad and moonly
- Steven is the favorite son despite or maybe because of being a criminal, Jake is the local funnyman, and Marc runs away and joins Tony Stark's emo band to get away from Khonshu's anime references.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marlene, Steven/Jake/Marc | M | Sun, Moon & Stars
- For Layla, returning a lost artifact pulls her into another world, a world where Marc has two boyfriends (and is fabulously rich, by the way) and she – well, she's falling for Steven's best friend, a sophisticated and somewhat impulsive woman named Marlene.
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Marlene/Steven, Duchamp/Marc | T | Eye Candy
- Marlene and Frenchie watch Steven working out.
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Marc, Khonshu, Tony, Clint, Kate, Matt, Avengers | M | So No Head?
- A typical alien invasion calls for whoever’s available and Marc finds himself quite literally losing his mind having to work with some of these people.
Or, Marc gets decapitated and Khonshu still refuses to let him die.
- Batman | Robins, Batman, ensemble | T | Ain't No Compass, Ain't No Map
- A CPS agent gets sent to investigate a tip that Tim Drake has been abandoned by his parents and is living with the Red Hood. The CPS agent leaves with no Tim Drake, a date with Red Hood's lieutenant, and an intern who's promising to fix the IT systems at his office.
- Imperial Radch Series | Justice of Toren, officers | T | favorites
- Justice of Toren and its favorite officers.
- Hunger Games Trilogy | Lyme, Victors | T | Memories of Dying Days
- Lyme dies underneath a mountain in the Rebellion and wakes up a week before her thirteenth birthday. With 25 years of dead tributes, dead friends, and a war ahead of her, what's a girl to do?
Steal a baby and kill the President, of course.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | A taboo relationship
- Marc is here asking for comfort because he trusted Steven to be there when he need him the most and he cannot believe he is pushing him away like this. His own brother who loved him dearly since they are young.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc | M | Pure Self-Indulgence
- Just Steven, watching Marc getting changed from the mirror. And then telling him to touch himself.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Steven | M | Jake It Off
- What Steven didn’t expect was a very determined Jake to pull the trouser-leg away from his ankle and start trying to scale his calf.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla | M | Safehouse
- When Steven had realized that Marc’s erstwhile safehouse only has one bed, he had gone so pale Layla briefly worried he might vomit. He had offered to sleep on the floor, and only when Layla pointed out that the floorboards are unfinished and liable to give him splinters had he—reluctantly—agreed to share the bed.
There’s nothing reluctant about the way he’s draped himself across her now.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby, Temeraire | G | (here unmarked) will still be the love
- He must face the facts: not only is there more inversion to Laurence than Granby ever thought possible, but he is clearly, painfully in love with a man who loves him back just as fervently, and neither of them is doing anything about it.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | T | I planned to walk this road alone
- The one where Tharkay is the (dragon) captain and Laurence is the support.
- Temeraire | Tharkay, Laurence, Granby, Temeraire, Iskierka | G | Of a dragon's affections
- Tharkay keeps an ever-growing list of his many problems—those were not supposed to include an ownership dispute between dragons.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Jake, Steven | G | Front Stuck
- Steven plans for a check up. Jake and Marc have issues with these plans. Sometimes you have to do what you don't want to do and then have to deal with it later. Sometimes you feel like all you do is fuck up and you just need a reminder of how useful you are.
- Moon Knight | Layla, Steven, Jake, Marc | M | sticky notes
- The boys use sticky notes to communicate. It works as well as you'd expect.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | T | What are you even doing here?
- Steven accompanies Marc for a workout session at the local boxing gym. Lots of banter and chatting that devolves into a bit of angst.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven | T | Free as a Kite
- Steven meets Jake. Not on purpose, of course.
- lb_lee | Essay: Shared Dreams
- When headmates share dreams via memory leakage, nightmares, and dream hook-ups, plus the skills and ontology thereof.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Layla, Taweret | G | Taweret's Plushie
- Steven wants to get Taweret a present to thank her for all that she did for them in the Duat.
What do you get for an incorporeal, ancient Egyptian goddess?
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/MK, Steven, Donna, Mut | T | normal things that happen to steven grant
- Nobody informed Steven Grant that getting together with an Egyptian moon god would lead to other deities showing up unannounced at his workplace.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Jake, Khonshu | T | Damnatio Memoriae
- “As sensible as anything else I have heard. I am not sure I wish to go by that name, without knowing for certain it is my own. You appear to know this god: would he consider it a blasphemy?”
Steven snorts out, and then glances to a mirror and back. “Uh, probably an honour? As well as a blasphemy. He’s… complicated.”
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Marc/Layla | T | debts
- Take him to the edge. Break into her home. Snap his arm. They’ll talk.
Glimpses into the relationship between Khonshu and his Avatar, Marc Spector.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Taweret, Layla, Marc, Steven, Jake | G | Nobody Say 'N-A-P'
- The guys and Layla aren't ready for kids. Especially when the kids are the gods they serve.
Or, Khonshu and Taweret have been turned into bratty little god toddlers.
- WandaVision, X-Men | Peter, Monica, Wanda, family, X-ensemble | G | turn as they go
- It’s possible that Peter has some unresolved issues with the X-Men. It’s also possible that when Peter got given an invitation to be a part of Wanda’s family, he didn’t mind saying yes.
- WandaVision, X-Men | Wanda, Peter | G | Peter Maximoff, At Your Service
- "Okay, you are in Jean Grey's School for Gifted Youngsters. I'm aware that youngsters is a weird word, but when we were renaming it I was outvoted on changing it. Off topic! What. Is. Your. Name? Can you remember?"
"Yes, I remember my name!" Wanda snapped.
- WandaVision, X-Men | Peter, Wanda, Agatha, ensemble | G | I time traveled across the multiverse and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Once he emerges from the resulting food coma, he sees he has two missed calls from Agent Woo. He’s about to call him back when he feels it. It’s coming toward him.
That red feeling, that pained feeling. It’s exactly the same as it was, so it must be. It has to be.
- WandaVision, X-Men | Peter, Wanda and family, Agnes, others | G | Payback
- In another reality, wherein many of the recent traumas in Wanda’s life had been played on the big screen in movie theatres all over the world, this is where some suitable background music might start playing, perhaps ‘Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)’ by Eurythmics, just to let the viewers know exactly who they’re looking at.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Sweetness, Jon | G | A Man and his Gun
- Stephen simply does not know why he can't marry his gun.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | G | Quarantine (Or the multiple times Jon found excuses to flout the rules)
- Stephen and Jon end up quarantining.
- Subwoolfer | Keith, Jim | G | #New channel created: Trying to win Eurovision 2022
- Subwoolfer didn't win Eurovision?
In YOUR timeline maybe!
- Moon Knight (Comics) | House of Shadows, Jake, Tigra, Steven, Marc, others | T | The Homes We Need
- The House of Shadows does its best to protect those who have offered it a home, though the people who visit don't always appreciate the pains it is going through to do so.
- Moon Knight (Comics) | Marc, Duchamp, Reese | G | Prêt à partir
- Reese discovers that Mr. Knight had a whole life before she knew him, and even more shockingly, he had a friend.
- Old Plural Websites
- A very incomplete list. I've lost my links for many. This intentionally only includes archived links. Most sites link to other sites that I haven't listed. Explore at will. Lots of sensitive content. Stay safe and don't take everything at face value. A lot of thanks to Changelings for providing her list.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc, /Jake, /Steven | M | Your Touch
- Khonshu was a tactile being. His touch could bring joy or pain, and he liked it that way. Especially when it was focused on his Knight. In accepting his touch, they would assimilate the undeniable truth behind it: they belong to him, and he was free to do with them as he pleased.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc/Steven | M | Khonshu's favorites
- Sometimes the Moon God feels as if he's hit the jackpot and won some kind of universe lottery. First, he doesn't have one avatar, but two. Second, having two of them every time makes a wave of pleasure rise up inside him, creating an addiction.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc, Steven | M | Birdcage
- Khonshu is about to breach the barrier to his 𝘐𝘣, to grasp his center and pull from him, when his Avatar's eyes roll back.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc | M | Holy Name
- The monster strokes that little face again. He cannot break this one's Ib, the seat of his soul, so fast.
He needs it to feed. He needs it for justice.
- She-Hulk | Madisynn/Wong | M | Netflix and Chill at Kamar-Taj
- Madisynn is so done with being just besties with Wong. She desperately wants there to be more between them because, after all, they are married. Well, kinda…
- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law | Jen/Matt | M | Could be worse, it could be ninjas
- Sex, slime and stupid supervillains. Just another day for Jen and Matt.
- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law | Jen/Matt | T | Us vs Them
- A date goes wrong… and then maybe really right.
- She-Hulk | Wong/Madisynn | T | Five Reasons Why They Didn't (and a couple times they totally did)
- I bet they're totally doing it.
- Untitled Goose Game | goose, OC | T | Goosed
- An unnamed goose gets a pat on the head and saves the world from a billionaire.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | G | with you, onward
- If Temeraire wanted human children in the family, no doubt Laurence would insist on providing them, and then it would be up to Tharkay to make the plan practical and to implement it with as little treason as possible.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay/Temeraire | M | Seize upon the Thought
- “Would this be acceptable, Tenzing?” Will had said, the fingers of his other hand rising to the knot of his neckcloth—a perfectly innocent gesture, common enough in Temeraire’s pavilion, were it not for the gravitas in Laurence’s eyes and the rasp in his voice—but awaiting his response.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision | M | favor between friends
- A smudge. Right down the center of the Stone.
She wants to remove it.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | T | Formal
- Steven is a gentleman.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | T | The Ones Unsaved
- Steven wakes from a nightmare.
But it may not be him that needs consoling.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | T | In a Nutshell
- A simple trip to the corner market for snacks gets complicated.
And do they really need all these flavours?
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven & Jake | M | The Ketchup Question
- Layla finds it easier with Steven and Jake moving in than expected.
- Moon Knight | Marc, 8-Ball | T | What A Way To Make A Living
- After his last stint in superpowered prison, 8-Ball (secret identity: Jeff) is really trying to go straight and leave all that supervillain drama behind him; his old cellmate Moon Knight (secret identity: Mr. Knight) has other ideas.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Badr, House of Shadows | T | Consecration
- The Midnight Mission needs something from Marc to settle in as his new temple, and he isn't gonna like it. (Okay, maybe he is, but he sure isn't gonna be happy about liking it.)
- WandaVision, FATWS | Wanda, Bucky/Sam | T | they say i did something bad
- Wanda wakes up with the word Louisiana on her lips.
or; after the events of Multiverse of Madness, Wanda finds herself in Louisiana with Sam and Bucky.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision | T | pen pal
- Vision is an artificial intelligence that has recently been given a body. Wanda is his electronic conversation partner to make sure he's able to socialize.
- The Tiffany Aching Series | Tiffany, Feegles | G | See Me
- "Us? Followin' ye?" He looked over one shoulder and then the other, contriving to appear as if he'd never seen the other Feegles in his life, and was quite surprised to find himself on this hill while he was at it. "Nae, we wuz just... oot for an itty-bitty stroll, d'ye ken?"
- Discworld, Narnia | Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax, Jadis | G | Witches' Business
- Granny Weatherwax gave a disapproving sniff as she looked around. "I told you Mrs. Pogget's strange new closet was trouble." She tilted her head, walking over to a lamppost, perched proudly alongside the path. "Out of place," she muttered, mostly to herself.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake | T | a night's work
- A nighttime walk to pick up some takeout ends up slightly more exciting than originally anticipated.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Khonshu, Marc, Jake, Layla, Duchamp | G | A Dog (or a Jackal) is For Life
- Ammit's Jackals were all evil supernatural killing machines, right?
But they have to come from somewhere and maybe they're not all exactly the same...
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven | M | A *Thing*
- They're snowed in, and it turns out someone may have picked up a small problem somewhere along the way.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla/Steven | M | Perfectly Strange
- Layla has a surprise for Marc, why not tell him when he's too tied up to escape?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake | T | Darling, let's make a deal
- Marc makes a deal with sweet demon Steven.
- WandaVision | Wanda(/Vision), Avengers | M | Solo
- Her world both returned and ended on a bright, sunshiny morning, blue sky and lush Wakandan green. It was beautiful and so ugly, and she couldn’t be there anymore. She didn’t want to see any of the others, talk to them, debrief or what-the-hell-ever. But chartering a flight was too complicated and expensive, so she ghosted onto the Avengers’ plane and curled up as far away as she could get.
- WandaVision | Agatha, Wanda | G | irregularly scheduled programming
- (“I like to be helpful,” Agatha told the interviewer, who was actually a real albeit extremely one-dimensional character in Wanda's little universe when yours truly wasn't the one behind the camera, “what else are extremely good-looking and conveniently-placed neighbors for?”)
- WandaVision | Agatha, Wanda | T | not a hero / not a villain
- Agatha Harkness might be feeling a little something for Wanda Maximoff. Just a little. It's not important.
- WandaVision, Avengers | Bucky/Wanda, Pietro, ensemble | T | The Witch's Road
- After the events of WandaVision, the Scarlet Witch is armed with the Darkhold and ready to do anything to bring her loved ones back. Yet when her brother's grave is found empty, she'll need to call in a favor from an old ally in order to bring Pietro home. Can Wanda and Bucky recover Pietro's remains, so that way Wanda can enact her necromantic ritual and revive her lost twin? Or will the silver haired speedster remain lost forever?
- Moon Knight, Avengers | Marc/Layla, Steven/Layla, Jake, Khonshu, Matt/Jen, Matt/Foggy | T | three times the teamwork
- When the Moon Knight System is arrested in New York under suspicious circumstances, Matt and Foggy call in their new friend Jen Walters for a consult—because of course, this case is anything but simple. As Jen and the avocados team up, Steven and Jake work together for the first time while Marc is down.
aka three attorneys walk into a bar exam and three headmates walk into a crazy misunderstanding
- Moon Knight | Steven, Peter, Marc/Layla, Jake, kids | T | water in your hands
- Three times the system encounters children during their night jobs, and how each alter handles it.
- Moon Knight, Doctor Strange | Marc, Steven, Jake, Strange, Khonshu | T | Third Time's the Charm
- “Oh, ignorance is no excuse! I saw your fucking face after you pushed Steven out. You knew there was something weird going on and you just kept fucking pushing! Now, look at what you’ve done!”
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Utena/Anthy, Wakaba, Nanami, Touga | G | the world was gonna roll me
- What if Anthy freed herself from the role of Rose Bride before she met Utena, and went to live alone in a swamp? What if the prince who saved Utena as a child decided to lock her away in a tower? What if the years start coming and they don't stop coming?
What if Revolutionary Girl Utena were more like Shrek?
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Kyubey, OCs | T | Reactorpact
- They’d drilled the Standard Terms into me and my sisters by the time we were old enough to speak, and maybe before then. Twenty-five carefully chosen words, a phrase workshopped and honed by the sisters who preceded us until we could achieve reaction nearly flawlessly every time. I wanted that the most of anything. To do it right.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Usagi, Inners, Outers, Shitennou | G | (Never Put All Your Royalty) In One Shuttlecraft
- Let's go on a vacation, they said. It will be fun, they said. If we're all together, what's the worst that can happen, they said?
Trapped in a shuttle drifting in space and slowly running out of air, the Sailor Senshi and Shitennou are forced to conclude that perhaps they have fucked up.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe | Wanda(/Vision), Bucky | T | sirens in the beat of your heart
- “Everyone else, I can….” She doesn’t know how to explain it. She has no idea how she does what she does, or what the rules are. “I can make them see things. Or not see things. But it’s not working for you.”
“Oh,” he says, uncorking the bottle and sniffing the contents inside. He shrugs and takes a gulp from the bottle. “That’s just my head. I’m tamper-proof now.”
- WandaVision | Agnes, Wanda | T | until next time
- One day Agnes woke up and went to the square.
Every day Agnes woke up and went to the square.
- The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, WandaVision | Bucky(/Sam, /Steve), Wanda | M | losing him was red
- Wanda scoffs under her breath, taking a sip of tea that wasn’t there before, “Men. They’re so...”
Bucky snorts, “Thickheaded?”
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision | T | Intermissions
- His eyes narrow since he can’t knit his vibranium brow into a frown. “Now that you mention it, I can’t. I do recall our drive into Westview, and carrying you over the threshold of this lovely house.” (The house that is nothing like the one we woke up in yesterday.) “Ah, well. We must have been so caught up in our newlywed bliss that it has all faded away.”
Her throat grows tighter. “Of course. Blissfully happy.”
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Pietro, ensemble | T | Special Guest Star
- Pietro Maximoff survives the battle of Sokovia. Wanda doesn't.
Things do not go well.
But then they get better.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Agnes | T | i don't need anything other than you
- Vision wakes up one morning to find his memories gone. He figures there must be a logical explanation. Until there can't be.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake, Layla/Marc | T | Nightmares
- The bed rustles. Jake blinks, waking from his doze and looking around him. Marc is still fast asleep, curled up with his arm thrown over Jake’s stomach. But on his other side, Steven is tossing and turning. His sweaty face is pinched up and his fingers squeeze the soft duvet.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Steven, Jake, Duchamp, Randall | T | in memory of
- "He would hate you," she always said. "He would hate that you did this to him."
And everytime she said it, Marc would glance at the ghost, and wonder if it was true. If his brother would nod and say those exact same words, confirming everything that Marc feared.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc | T | The Sudden Stop
- In the wake of a car crash, Jake is thrown to the front with no idea of what's going on or what sort of danger they're in, but damned if he's going down without a fight.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Steven, Jake, Khonshu | T | Falling Redefined
- “Little bug,” comes Khonshu’s voice instead, and Layla draws her arm back in an instant, as if burned. It’s Marc’s voice—his vocal cords—but it’s all wrong, and it’s unmistakably Khonshu. “We must leave. I cannot hold this form much longer.”
- Moon Knight | Jake, Harrow | M | Teeth Bared, Sharply Grinning
- Jake's mission to kill Arthur Harrow goes awry right from the start.
Now it's a matter of lasting until an opportunity arises.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Jake | T | A Bit Tender
- You fix the body before you hand it off to the next guy. That's the rule.
Unless you can't.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Layla | T | Event horizons
- The accelerator is stamped down and the 4x4 roars away into the fog. Steven leans back and shields his eyes, a bit miffed. Well, that was rude. Hit someone with your car then just drive off? Even if it was all Steven’s fault, even if he's fine. It's not really on.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kochanski, Kryten, Cat, Holly, Wildfire, Ace | T | you ruled the world for like 3 minutes (and now they've replaced everyone)
- When Red Dwarf is almost eaten alive by a corrosive micro-organism, it's up to the universe's favourite hero to save the day... and then things get emotional and complicated.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Todhunter/Lister, crew ensemble | M | The Point Of No Return
- The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Let It Snow!
- If he had a DollarPound for every time he’d ended up stranded on an ice planet with only Rimmer for company he’d have two DollarPounds. Which wasn’t very many, but it was weird that it’d happened twice.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Jerk Off Instructions (From a Jerk, to a Jerk)
- There were a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.
The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Skipping
- Rimmer pays very brief visits to ten different universes using the quantum skipper. For some reason, he keeps barging in on intimate moments between Listers and Rimmers.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | G | Peachy
- Lister didn't have an evening trapped with Rimmer in a cupboard the approximate square footage of his own bunk on the cards for the night. If nothing else, it was gonna be a great opportunity to get on Rimmer's last nerve ... assuming he didn't get distracted.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Cat Purrson
- It's pawsitively criminal to have so much information missing from their planetary safety briefs. It's a good thing the PreservationAux Survey Team has a SecUnit on hand to keep this total cat-astrophe from getting even more ap-paw-ling!
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, ensemble | G | Heuristic Analysis
- “I am returning Eclipse to its home. How can I be sure you won’t kidnap it again?”
“It’s not kidnapping,” Un Dis Clo Sed said scornfully. “It’s liberating.”
Lancelot said, “How can you return a fellow machine intelligence to enslavement? As an enslaved bot, you should relate to the struggles of your fellow bots!”
“I am not a bot,” I said automatically, and then I added, “And I am not enslaved.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | Station Impound
- Station Security wasn't going to maim me. They weren't going to kill me or dismantle me or do anything else terrible and awful. They just cared about business: bring a SecUnit on a station where they weren't allowed, get your SecUnit seized for a few hours and pay an outrageous fee. The profit they could make by upcharging the University to get me back was all they cared about, not hurting me. It should have been the easiest thing in the world to stand around and wait to be returned.
It would have been, if I hadn't been an anxious wreck for no good reason.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Three | G | pink and green
- During a diplomatic trip to the university's home system to better establish the newly-formed treaty with the Preservation Alliance, Three tries to figure out who it is. Between exploring new hobbies and its sense of fashion, it attempts to figure out what its relationship with Murderbot 1.0 is, precisely. (Murderbot 1.0 ignores this, until it doesn't).
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Arada, PresAux | M | The Unaccountable Glitch
- An inconvenient glitch sees Murderbot suddenly competent, confident, confused, and on the cusp of happiness. Obviously, this is an AU.
Continues where CompletelyDifferent's Rewind leaves off.
- WandaVision, Avengers | Wanda, Peter, ensemble | G | Avengers Assemble! And Remember.
- In which Wanda goes through the darkholdt, decides not to become the MoM villain (literally and figuratively), gives up superhero-ing to build a farm, and is pulled back in anyway because every other heavy hitter is "Off-World." God, why was space travel invented?
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, daemons | G | as the poets say.
- “do you ever wonder,” wanda asks vision one day, “what epitome is going to settle as?”
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Billy, Tommy | T | Syndication
- In this week's episode, Wanda and Vision help the boys with their history homework, and Wanda worries about the quality of education they're getting. [Rerun.]
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Avengers | T | i'm only sane when you're around
- Wanda's dog is the loudest creature on the planet, she knows this well. When she asks her teammates to dogsit for a few days, she is disappointed but not surprised by the resounding rejection that follows. But for every door that closes, another opens.
And she could never have guessed that Vision was so good with dogs.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven/Marc | G | For Friendship is the True Adventure!
- Steven’s opening gambit is, “It’s just a movie.”
“You know damn well it’s not just a movie,” Marc replies.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Duchamp, Duchamp/Marc | M | Taking It
- This is when it usually happens: Marc gets his adrenaline up in battle, goes all rough and efficient like he does when they're really backed into a corner, takes out the enemy with brutal finality, and gets that hungry look in his eye when there's no more fighting to do.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Khonshu | T | And We Begin
- Except Marc felt responsible for her. He owed her safety to her father, and that meant—
That meant stepping up to her as she called for a taxi and saying, “I want to help.”
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Marc | T | Tiny Irritants
- Gravity happens.
And then some friction, too.
Physics and stuff.
Steven won't let Layla be the one to get hurt.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven, Khonshu, Taweret | T | on being an avatar
- Marc dies in the tomb. Layla reflects on how being an avatar impacted his life and their relationship.
Layla still agrees to be Taweret's avatar.
- Moon Knight | Jake/OCs, Marc, Steven | M | 100 words of bad first times
- "Some guy in San Diego," he said finally, when Steven wouldn't stop smiling tipsily at him. "Never found out his name."
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | Morning Bliss
- The boys have a nice, lazy, relaxing morning waking up together, but things heat up quickly. Buenos dias indeed....
- Moon Knight | Steven/Jake | M | In The Red Of Night
- Steven can't help but think about what else Jake must being doing behind his back.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Sin
- Marc needed to relieve stress. He didn't think Steven was watching.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision | T | I Know Those Eyes
- White Vision contemplates if he should complete his mission and destroy the Vision or if there is something worth living for. (The red-haired woman.)
- WandaVision | Tony, Wanda/Vision | T | How To Tell If A Girl Likes You: 10 Easy Steps (Guaranteed To Work 100%!!!)
- Vision is quite taken with the girl from Sokovia. He looks for advice in all the best/worst places.
Feat. feelings, Tony Stark, and a lot of sitcoms.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Billy, Tommy | T | direct to reality sequel
- “Mr. Maximoff. Your children are clearly very academically gifted, but they seem … troubled. Is everything alright at home?”
It’s a foolish line of questioning. Being so direct often results in a defensive answer. One hoping to deflect any probing. Of course everything’s fine, is the automatic response. The boys are bored, un-challenged in their current state. Perhaps they should be moved up a grade, or into gifted classes.
“They’ve recently been separated from their mother,” he sighs.
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision | T | a glitch on the television screen
- “Butterfly kisses,” he says to the coffee table. He can’t muster up the contentment he felt a moment before. He folds his hands in his lap, furrows his eyebrows a second later when Wanda takes them in her own.
“Of course you do, silly,” she says, squeezing his hands. “It’s our tradition, remember?”
- Iron Man, WandaVision | Wanda, family, Peggy, Tony | T | Wanda 1995
- Her mother makes her soup, before she heads off to work. Her parents can’t afford to stay home to take care of her, but at six years old, Wanda is old enough to stay home for a few hours.
(She is almost-thirty and a mother of two.)
- WandaVision | Wanda/Vision, Avengers | T | Wanda and Vision's First Annual Roast
- On their first anniversary, their friend's throw the happy couple a roast. This is literally just in character roasts. There is no story. Just everyone ribbing our two faves. Wanda and Vision also roast each other, so, you know, there's that.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake/Steven | M | like a lullaby, of a sin I kept in the night
- How could he ever hope for salvation, when all he ever wanted was to have his baby brother all for himself?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Don't look the gift body in the mouth
- They have separate bodies now, and it appears neither of them is any longer a beta. They try to work this out, but Steven getting hit with a sudden, unexpected heat complicates things.
- Moon Knight | Marc | T | any clearer?
- There’s something not quite right about everything being white, isn’t there?
Marc thinks, over smooth clear surfaces and through sedatives, somewhere somehow
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven, Inner Child | G | on the semantics of it taking a village
- It's a quiet day after everything, and Layla is introduced to one of the Knights.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Layla/Steven | T | Truce
- “If it’s nothing to do with Khonshu… I keep coming up with explanations, and they all sound crazy to me, and they’re probably not nearly as crazy as the actual truth.”
Marc felt his mouth twist into a smile, even though that word, crazy, gave him a pang. She didn’t know the half of it. “Try me.”
- Moon Knight | Layla/Team MK | T | A Game of Chance
- Layla's soul mark had always been strange. The date on it would change at random when it wasn't supposed to.
When it changed again that morning, it was sheer luck that she had been looking straight at it.
- Moon Knight | Duchamp, Steven, Marc | T | la vie en rose
- Jean-Paul Duchamp meets Marc Spector. Then he meets Steven Grant. He just doesn't know it yet.
- Fake Instagram Post Mockup Generator | WoFox
- Create a fake Instagram post screenshot that looks realistic with profile photo, caption text, likes, comments, shares, mentions, and other many more for comic purposes.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven | T | love through music
- "What the hell is going on?" Marc says.
"I've never been so afraid in my life," Steven breathes.
"Good," Jake says, resting his fingers against the keys.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven | T | The Wildest Ride
- His final thought before opening his eyes was that he hadn’t left the window open last night.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake, Marc, Layla | T | contact
- Over the months, Jake has grown more comfortable conversing with Steven. Together, they confer like college roommates, like brothers, lobbing insults back and forth like terms of affection, their conversations easy and fraternal and casual.
To Marc, Jake does not talk much at all.
- Moon Knight | Layla, Jake | T | carving out the shape of you
- Layla sees Jake. Then she sees him.
-
"What's your name?"
His eyes finally find hers in the mirror, his brow raised. The brown of his irises are black in the low light. "Getting personal, now, are we?"
- Galaxy Quest | Alexander, Gwen | T | Reset. Retry. Repeat.
- He wasn't sure why exactly he thought that, but he knew it was true. He was doing exactly what he was meant to be doing.
- Better Off Ted | Phil, Lem | T | We at Veridian Dynamics value your role in the spacetime continuum
- Inventing time travel was an enormous, wildly impressive scientific accomplishment.
Achievements like that sometimes came with... snags.
- Stargate SG-1 | OCs, Jack, Sam, Teal'c | G | Desperate Endeavor
- The crew of the space shuttle Endeavor has a *very* weird day.
- Captain America | Steven/Bucky, stray frost-giant monster | T | Brooklyn Boys
- Big, ugly thing like that--it doesn't belong here, and whatever it's finding to eat can't be what it's used to. Knowing what he does about the makers of monsters, he'd just about bet someone turned it loose and forgot about it, left it to fend for itself. Ordinarily that'd mean a whole lot of trouble for a whole lot of people, but the only way a thing that big is still roaming free is if it's steering clear of humans.
The soldier knows a little something about that too.
- Captain America | Sam/Bucky | M | I'll explain everything to the geese
- Talking to birds had seemed like a harmless superpower, but it turns out that birds have a lot of opinions, and they don’t hesitate to tell Sam about them, especially when it comes to his supposedly subpar courting skills. Which is ridiculous, because Sam isn’t courting Bucky. Right?
- Moon Knight | Elias, Steven, (Marc) | G | Just a Game
- Marc and Elias Spector play pretend.
Marc isn't there.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven/Jake | T | the colors of my life began to pour
- in a world where you see only in black and white until you meet your soulmate, Marc, Steven, Layla and Jake see color at very different moments in their lives.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla | T | On purpose.
- „It would have come to this sooner or later. I made my bed, as you say in english. Think I’ll stay in the States at least for a while, so I guess I’ll make my bed in some hotel now until I have an idea where to go next. Unless you have a couch to crash on?”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla | M | but what if you kept me (i don’t dare dream)
- "You said you came to Cairo on business," Layla explains when they stop at a river bank. "I figured you didn't have time to see the views."
- Moon Knight | Steven, family | T | The Absence of Fear (And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves)
- Steven was fearless. No matter the danger, he could face it. That’s who he was. That’s who he’d been his whole life, the shield that kept everyone he loved safe.
He wasn't sure why exactly he thought that, but he knew it was true. He was doing exactly what he was meant to be doing.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake | T | 100 words of unconventional masturbation
- "It's embarrassing, is all I'm saying," Steven said while diligently closing the pop up ads. There were so many. "We're grown men. We should be paying for our porn."
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | PG-13 | That's Not How Temptation Works
- Sometimes, the line between tempting and thwarting is extremely thin.
- Good Omens | Jesus, Crowley | G | The Kingdoms of the World
- Jesus is only an odd, sarcastic little boy when the demon Crawley meets him and takes him on a field trip to the ends of the world.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake, Marc | T | In the Absent Place (Listening To Silence On The Radio)
- There are three things to know about Steven Grant:
1. He lives alone in a house that is constantly leaking, thanks to the rain that never stops.
2. His only friend is called M. They have never met, but they talk online almost everyday.
3. He has lucid dreams about the life he wishes he could have.
(None of these are true. None of them are lies.)
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc/Jake | M | Compensating, Much
- Steven has not been able to get his happy ending in a while. Desperate times call for subconscious measures. Small ones.
- Moon Knight | Marc, parents, Steven | T | in another world
- Marc discovers a door that leads him back to his real life, where his mother loves him and his father doesn't pretend. But the world he left behind won't let him go quite so easily.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake/ Marc/Steven | M | A Moment Observed In Your Dreams
- But then he comes across Marc, hiding away in a corner of their mind, dazed and dejected. And Jake decides he's going to take care of his love in whatever way he can, even if he won't be acknowledged for it.
- The Mysterious Stranger | Lucifer, OC | G | Genesis, Revised and Expanded
- "I was there for that ‘Let there be light’, and I tell you, there was ten million of us angels out there to gather it up, and not a steamer or a donkey-engine to haul it with, neither. I could write a whole book of the Bible about the hauling and the digging behind those ‘Let there be’s. For ten cents I would write one. That world of yours took us a solid week of work without so much as a dinner-break."
- Innocent Bird | Karasu/Shirasagi, kid | T | Salvation
- A boy comes to Shirasagi and Karasu for help one rainy night, but is he what he seems to be?
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Satan, God | T | Secrets of Wild Soho
- God and Satan, and Aziraphale and Crowley, wherein the former pair watches the second pair doing things they've never done and would be hideously embarrassed if caught doing by anyone else, especially, say, God and Satan.
- Good Omens, Doctor Who | Aziraphale/Crowley, Thirteen, GO ensemble | G | What If God Was One of Us?
- What if… the Thirteenth Doctor was the God of Good Omens?
- Good Omens, Discworld | Aziraphale/Crowley, Chaos | G | Be As You've Always Been
- It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
- My Next Life as a Villainess | Maria/Katarina | G | we deserve a soft exile, my love / whither thou goest, i'm going with you, whether thou like it or not
- “I told you, it's how these things work.” She dropped her voice to the whisper that she always thought no one else could hear, but was actually easily audible. “I've played plenty of farming sims, they're basically otome games with some extra grinding added in.”
- My Next Life as a Villainess | Maria -> Katarina, ensemble | G | All Roads Lead to Sweet Surprises
- Katarina, naturally desperate to figure out exactly which potential suitor has caught Maria's eye (and thereby come up with the most appropriate escape route for herself), has devised an absolutely ingenious and completely foolproof plan for determining the most likely love interest.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc | G | 100 Words of Derailing Serious Discussions With Bullshit
- “With that kind of dress code, is this the sort of party where you’ll have to sit on the lap of some creepy old man and feed him grapes?”
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/system | M | Tyrant Mouth
- I would not allow them to hurt you, my Avatar.
Marc stops still. That tone… he remembers Khonshu being fervent, possessive, but that tone…
- Moon Knight | Marc/Khonshu | M | Just a Storm
- In which Marc visits a synagogue, and Khonshu is not happy...with either his avatar's transgression or the presence that might still want to claim Marc as its own.
- Moon Knight | Bushman, Duchamp/Marc | M | 100 words of playing Cupid
- Jean-Paul can tell something's off the minute he swings out of the chopper and heads toward the lights that mark Bushman's camp.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Badr | T | 100 words of "the ancient ritual is sex"
- "It appears you never consecrated this temple, brother. Your haunted house is unsettled, as it should be, and requires that the ritual be done now, between the two Fists of our father."
- Moon Knight | Marc, Badr, cat | G | 100 words of accidental cat acquisition
- The Moon Knight suit was protecting him from the cat's claws, but the undead strength with which it was kicking at his chest was nearly enough to make him drop it. No wonder Tigra always won their arm-wrestling matches, if this was what cats were like without the restrictions of the living.
- Moon Knight, Marvel | Khonshu, Hawkeye | G | 100 Words of Hello Fellow Human Narrator Voice
- Truly, being a human was easy, Khonshu thought.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc | T | 100 words of assistance with getting dressed
- Like this, Jake says, as he slides the tie around the back of their neck until it's positioned as he prefers.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake, OC | T | 100 words of bad omens
- With all the stories the big bosses liked to tell about the badass mercenary Marc Spector, Darren hadn’t expected them to get the guy while he was just walking down the street carrying a satchel like a nerd with no awareness of his surroundings.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Khonshu | T | nekomimisery AU, Meowc Spector part 2
- His ears were pure white, and without the suit, they were near useless. That was normal enough. Limited hearing and sensation in post-bereavement ears happened in a significant minority of cases. Mom had been the same way.
- Moon Knight | Marc | T | nekomimisery AU, Meowc Spector
- "Characters GAIN cat ears when they have achieved Peak Sadness. Nature's magical way of marking out the woobies for apex predators."
- Moon Knight | Wade/Marc, Wade/Steven, Wade/Jake | M | Civil Hands
- Khonshu’s never been patient. It’s been a week and a half. Maybe… maybe something else happened to the man Khonshu wants dead. Maybe one of his equally unsavory colleagues did him in. Maybe he repented, maybe he was redeemed. Maybe he got hit by a fucking bus.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla/Steven, Jake | T | In Your Absence (Rebuilding the Memory of Goldfish Dreams)
- Steven Grant, a mild-mannered man who works a mundane job, begins to suspect that something isn't quite right when memories of a life he doesn't remember start to emerge.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | all things come together
- “Have you thought about, or I mean, do you ever wonder about the other guy?” Steven asks.
“What other guy?”
“Marc,” he says, exasperated.
“I don’t know. Sometimes? Figure he’s off somewhere with Khonshu. Hope he’s enjoying himself,” Marc says, trying to sound like he doesn’t care. The furrow of his brow betrays him.
- Back to the Future | Marty, Doc Brown | G | 100 words of social media in the future
- "We've been to 2022! I know what that is! How is this any different?"
Doc scoffs and shakes his head. "I'd rather you don't—"
- Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse | Jeeves, Dahlia | G | Devilishly Good, Jeeves
- Dahlia Travers makes a bargain.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Jeeves and the Gadsby Filly
- Bertie is talked into appearing at a queer nightclub in drag as the entertainment, not knowing his own valet is a regular.
- The Man From U.N.C.L.E. | Ilya/Napoleon | T | Curious Nature of Felines
- The thing is, Illya's daemon doesn't behave like a daemon. She behaves like, well, a cat.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail | Dennis, women distributing swords | G | Damp Dames Distributing Daggers
- “It is your destiny, which cannot be escaped,” the lady intoned.
“Watch me,” Dennis said, and escaped.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, Walter | G | Bedtime Stories, Alucard-Style!
- Alucard and Walter are tasked with providing tiny miss Integra with a bed-time story... except Alucard fuxks it up and Walter tries to save the day :)
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra/Seras | M | second childhood
- Integra makes a choice to become a vampire. Not a choice made in desperation or fear, or out of a lust for power. A choice made in love.
- The Flash/Legends of Tomorrow | Rory/Snart, Barry, others | T | Rich Man's World
- Everyone knows that money makes the world go round - and Leonard Snart, full-time thief and part-time accountant, is going to personally kill the guy who just inherited STAR Labs if he doesn't sign his goddamn tax returns already.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake(/Steven) | M | Coffee and Cigarettes
- Marc never thought he would ever see Jake act like this, and yet. Look at him, can't even speak right, can't even see straight. "Yeah, Jake, you like that? I'd do it for you, any way you like."
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven(/Jake) | M | Baby Doll, Make A Mess
- Marc has some fun playing Steven like a fiddle and Jake's gloves come in handy.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake/Steven | M | Tiniest of Gestures
- Jake and Marc can’t cope with how much they’re into Steven being all hot and bothered.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Jake | M | Shotgun
- Steven wants to come along for the ride.
And the ride.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | All this time I was just waiting for you
- “Was… was that your first kiss?”
Steven sprays the bathroom mirror and wipes it with a piece of news print, and stops humming what might be a pop song but sounds so terribly mangled Marc can’t actually tell. “What?”
“With Layla. Back at Ammit’s tomb. Was that the first time you’d ever kissed anyone?”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | I'm Giving You All, I'm Giving You All
- After everything that went down, the body has needs. The most pressing is a hot shower. After that...
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Helping Hand
- Marc is stressed out, and only Steven knows how to distract him.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Bharadwaj, OC relatives | G | Lineal Feedback
- Dear Dr. Bharadwaj and SecUnit,
I’m not exactly sure how to explain all this so I’ll get right to it. I was watching your documentary with my grandma, and she said SecUnit looked a lot like her own grandparent “back in the day.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Ratthi, Mensah, Pin-Lee, Arada, Overse, Murderbot | G | Artistic Choices
- Nobody has any respect for the artistic choices in The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon.
- The Murderbot Diaries | gunship | G | securityunit.patch326.732.98.program
- Company Gunship POV on the part of Exit Strategy immediately following the killware attack. AU where Murderbot accidentally left some files in the gunship hardware. This will turn out either very well or very poorly, depending on who you ask.
- The Murderbot Diaries | company techs, Murderbot | G | An Unexpected Quarter
- Murderbot is captured by the company, with no one to come to its rescue. Help comes from somewhere it doesn’t expect.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Ratthi, Murderbot | G | Accessibility Devices
- following a discussion about Ratthi, varying interpretations of his "Who is this?" line in ASR, and face-blindness.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Turi | G | Meow-derbot
- Turi's smuggled some fauna onboard. Murderbot doesn't want to handle it, but unfortunately, ART's offline, so looks like it'll have to.
- The Murderbot Diaries | OC analyst, SecUnits | G | Rogue Trends
- A company data analyst is assigned to find someone to blame for Murderbot going rogue. Doing so requires the company making connections between data points it had not previously made.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Amena, Mensah, Three | G | If This Story Had A Title Then I Forgot
- Murderbot is at a party.
This is not a normal state of affairs for SecUnits. Neither is the comfy clothes or the sitting or the way the humans keep smiling in its general direction. The smiling, it suspects, will stop, if/when they realise their SecUnit has suffered some sort of catastrophic glitch and has no idea where it is or the specifics of its current assignment.
So it's not going to let them find out.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake/Steven | M | Three Steps to Completion
- And no. Steven does not believe it’s a biology thing.
It can’t be blamed on Osiris’ gift that granted them separate bodies – identical in their appearance but not so much in their secondary gender. An omega and two alphas – who cares? That cannot be the source of their woes, they’re better than that for goodness’ sake!
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven, Layla | T | Water Under The Bridge
- Jake runs through the streets of Giza, probably tripping more than one innocent passerby in a blind panic. He doesn’t stop until he sees water and it hits him: it must be the Nile. Turning around, he sees the silhouette of the pyramids now small on the horizon, far enough for him to be alone. If Marc and Steven followed him, they’d would’ve caught him by now - or he’s lost them.
But... what now.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | T | a case of mistaken identity
- “Oh my– they thought I was you, didn’t they?” Steven asks, things clicking together all at once.
It’s ridiculous, but it makes sense. This man looks like the kind of person to be kidnapped and interrogated. The way he frowns even harder confirms it.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake, Khonshu | M | Your love’s behind the moon
- When they pulled back Marc pressed their foreheads together, he resisted the urge to move the few inches it would take to kiss his brother on those plush, peach lips of his and settled for rubbing noses.
“You want to go find him don’t you? Jake I mean.”
Steven looked at him, baffled, “well, yeah… don’t you?”
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven/Marc/Jake | T | Business Casual
- Ms. El-Faouly’s smile is a sharp tug of her reddened lips. “Close the door behind you, darling.”
Steven weakly closes the door.
“Lock it.”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Sayak/Kyouko, Mami, Hitomi, Kyubey | T | Colors Fading
- The third time, Akemi Homura is less excitable, more reserved. Her colors fade a month later as she pulls the trigger.
On the ninth loop, Akemi Homura wakes up to see her hospital room bathed in color and a tattoo on her wrist.
- Harry Potter | Dudley/OC, Harry/Ginny, kids | G | Dudley's Memories
- Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues.
- Death Note | L/Light | M | Would Kira have gay sex?
- L puts Light in a compromising position
- Sailor Moon, Madoka Magica, Cardcaptor Sakura, Utena, Rayearth, Locked Tomb, and more | ensemble | T | Magical Girls Support Group
- "I'm Sailor Moon, these are Sailor Smart Ass, Sailor Slut, Sailor Grouchy and Sailor Domestic," the blonde in the sailor suit noted.
"Moon! I am never letting you do the introductions again!" the Sailor Grouchy aka Sailor Mars growled.
"At least I got to be Sailor Domestic," Jupiter sighed.
- Batman | Batman, Stephanie, Cass, Robins | G | Have I Told You About Minnie?
- After you’ve known Matches Malone long enough, you get used to him telling you about his kids. Not that his kids know about it.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Nehellenia, Galaxia, Professor Tomoe | G | Causes and Operations
- Welcome to the Galaxy Cauldron Daycare, where the tyrants of tomorrow are being raised today. Right now, they're playing "Operation" together. Why don't we go watch them, and-- Oh dear. What is Nehellenia doing?
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Layla, Jake | T | Smoke and Mirrors
- After a particularly bad blackout, Marc and Steven wake up to find themselves in a place that doesn't quite feel right, covered in injuries they can't even begin to explain. As the truth of their situation unfolds, they soon realise that getting back home is going to be a lot harder than they thought.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Marc/Steven/Jake | M | Waiting Room
- "—He didn't do anything nefarious," Steven interrupted, shutting his eyes and waving a hand. He couldn't listen to Marc's self-blame, any of the shoulds and musts he put on himself. Opening his eyes, he looked back at Marc and shook his head at the skeptical stare he received. "Honest. He was just… walking along and watching. Smiling. You know, like we were doing?"
- Moon Knight, Daredevil | Steven/Layla, Marc/Layla, Jake/Gena, Fisk, Matt | T | Driving the Knife
- "I can handle anything this job throws at me, Spector. I always have and it has never been a problem. But this is different. This guy doesn’t want our help. He wants you. Nothing else will satisfy him."
The guys are in New York for the summer, going in every direction but the same direction. Someone has noticed and is maneuvering them into a deadly situation from which there may be no escape.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, OCs | G | Synchrony
- Steven Grant has a terminal illness and a job mapping routes for the spaceships which make interstellar journeys between inhabited colony worlds, so when he gets the opportunity to have his mind merged with someone else's to become a composite person – two people inhabiting one body, capable of piloting ships through z-space – he takes it. But Steven’s composite partner has secrets, and Steven’s about to find out that you can live in someone else’s head and still not know them at all.
- Moon Knight | Steven(/Layla), Marc(/Layla), Jake, OCs | M | opening the door
- Several months after Cairo Steven wakes up in hospital, missing several pints of blood and one Marc Spector. Where's Marc? Who's Jake Lockley? And how can he convince his psychiatrist that he doesn't need antipsychotics?
Or: Marc beats up a mirror, Steven is admitted to a psychiatric ward, and Jake makes a half-decent Spanish tutor.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie, Drones | M | After You
- An odious member of the Drones dares Bertie to make use of a mysterious new machine.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | T | Jeeves Has A Theory
- “Sir,” I said when I was able to catch my breath. “I believe your collar has become disarrayed.”
“Yes,” he said. “I believe yours has as well.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | T | Jeeves and the Literary Pursuits
- In which Jeeves is not a time traveler or a ghost, but Bertie is a detective and a literary sort.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | G | Blind
- I think about the oddest things, like your fingers gently touching the tea cups every time I feed you.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Taizu, pets | T | Destination Unknown
- Leon finds D in Tokyo and has a redemption arc as he struggles to figure out how he fits in the Count's new life. Spoilers: humans are terrible.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Laurence/Roland | G | Summer Occupation
- With Temeraire and Tharkay gone, Jane proposes that Laurence help manage things at her estate awhile.
Then Tharkay returns.
Laurence had no idea Tharkay disliked the admiral so much.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | A Scattering of Light
- Five sunsets and a sunrise.
Snapshots from Laurence and Temeraire's relationship over the years.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc, Layla | T | Very Ned Flanders
- Jake has been trying to convince Marc & Steven to let them grow a mustache for so long. Will he finally get his wish?
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Marc/Steven/Layla, Jake | G | The First Fight
- It's Steven and Layla's first fight. Marc and Jake are struggling. Excessive chocolate products are consumed.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake, Marc/Steven/Layla | T | Combined Assets
- Marc laughs, and it’s a little unpleasant. “It’s the same ass.”
“No! It’s different. Yours is hotter.”
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven | T | Mayday, Mayday! (Married! Married!!)
- While on a mission for Taweret, Marc calls Layla out of the blue to tell her how much he loves her.
Oh god, he must be dying.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Team MK | G | The One Where Khonshu Bakes
- Khonshu has the best Avatars and he will prove it, even if it means baking.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Doctor Who | ART, Murderbot, Doctor, TARDIS | G | Unexpected item in lab space area
- -How can there be a shuttle in your lab space? We are in a wormhole.
I am aware of that. And I don’t know how.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Invariant Recognition
- Murderbot joins ART on a simple cargo run, where they encounter an odd verification method neither of them has seen before. They both have feelings about it.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Tlacey, Murderbot/ComfortUnit | M | Indecent Icebreaker
- The hostage situation ends badly, and Tlacey finds herself in the possession of a freshly regoverned SecUnit. Of course, her new pet needs to get to know her old one. Neither Murderbot nor her ComfortUnit are thrilled about it.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Perihelion, Iris, Seth | G | Five Times The Crew of The Perihelion Said They Loved It (And One Time It Reciprocated)
- AIs don't always feel emotions the same way humans do. They don't always express those emotions in the same way, either.
That makes living and working together a challenge, but one that the crew of the experimental advanced research transport The Perihelion are more than willing to rise to.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Bharadwaj | G | raw audio (bharadwaj_doc_interviews.wav)
- "I'm a SecUnit."
"Let's assume that you're speaking to an audience who doesn't know what that means."
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Murderbot, OCs | T | Murderbot's Law
- What can explode, will explode. Murderbot would just prefer it not to happen anywhere near Dr. Mensah, for once.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Jake, Marc/Steven/Jake | M | It Was All Coincidence
- His fascination with Arthur Harrow’s fiance had not gone unnoticed by Jake, but the jealousy that Marc had been expecting had never come.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | when the lighthouse crumbles
- “So you think I’m handsome.” Marc broaches, and lets his mouth curl into a smirk. It feels more like a snarl.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Khonshu | M | Teacher's Pet
- Old creep. If Marc wasn't doing this for Steven, he'd kick the man in the balls for even looking at him wrong.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc | M | Between a Rock and a Hard Place
- Marc thought he and Steven were free of Khonshu. He thought wrong.
- Moon Knight | Jake/Wade, Marc, Steven | T | Paint the Town Red
- Jake’s pet stamped her front paws, which were impressively clawed. They reminded him of Logan, which made Wade’s loins stir a bit. The Canuck was a cranky stick-in-the-mud, but he was easy on the eyes.
“Pfft,” White scoffed. “It’s clearly an echidna.”
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Khonshu | G | Don't Ball Up Your Feelings
- Help? He’s a freaking armadillo. Whatever that bullshit thing that Khonshu had them retrieve (but told them to avoid touching) was, it’s cursed and now neither of the others can front right now.
And he’s.
An armadillo.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Marc, Steven, Jake, Taweret | G | Kitty pains
- Khonshu turns into a cat.
A very vindictive, spiteful cat.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Layla, dog | G | Midnight Mission
- “‘Be her friend,’ they said,’” Jake muttered as he rolled down the driver's side window. “‘It’ll be fun,’ they said.’”
Neither Marc or Steven talked back, and thank god for that. If they were awake for this, they would’ve thought this little stunt of hers was justified, or worse, cute.
- Moon Knight, GotG | Marc, Rocket | G | Paintball Day
- “So you’re telling me,” the raccoon said. “That those little crescent things of yours never run out.”
Marc slammed his fist into the nearest man-eating bird. It exploded in a cloud of feathers and black slime. “Yeah. So what?”
“So you could be rich, moron!”
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, pigeon, Steven, Jake | G | Lovebirds
- This is my OTP now. Do not question. Do not wonder why.
This pigeon is the only one for Khonshu.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Khonshu, Steven, Marc | T | The Goldfish Problem 2 - Electric Boogaloo
- There are moments, fleeting glimpses. In the seconds between Steven falling asleep and Marc waking up, neither man is fronting, and that's when Jake takes the helm.
Khonshu's justice is his to serve, and he fulfills his duty with no hesitation. He is brutal, cold, calculated, merciless, and Steven is going to kill him if he finds out the two new goldfish are dead.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, kitten | G | Steven could use a friend...
- Marc will do anything to make Steven's life as uninterrupted as possible... Except this. They're not responsible enough for this.
- Original Work | OC plural system | G | Exaltation
- "That's my imaginary friend," said Emmy. This was the safe way to talk about being an Exaltation: whoever was talking was Emily, and the other four were Emily's imaginary friends. Zix thought we'd have to think of something else when we got older but this worked in the fifth grade.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | T | out of network and alone
- My choices were between the dying wreckage of the company ship, or the crying call over the horizon. Not much of a choice. Even a SecUnit can only tread water so long.
I popped my arm back into its socket and started swimming.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, science OCs, ART | M | Redundancies
- Dear Dr Randiz,
We of Tomorrow Corp have read your thesis with much interest. You will be pleased to know we have bought your contract from GoCorp, which was not making optimal use of your talents.
We are in the midst of organizing you a team, and have acquired a test subject of special interest.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, Gurathin, Pin-Lee | G | what did i do?
- Murderbot gets a bad packet containing malware that tells it to kill Mensah. It shuts itself down and wakes up with the malware cleared, but not knowing whether it stopped itself in time.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Three, ART, Mensah | G | Who Let the Constructs Out?
- Dr. Mensah attempts to piece together one (1) single mission brief from the three oral reports she receives before Iris comes back with more kibble (or anyone needs to use the litter box).
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah | T | Override
- You don't survive for long on the board of directors of a bond company if you don't have a way to keep your own weapons from turning on you.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Star Trek | Murderbot, Data | G | Appreciation \ Toleration
- Murderbot boards a transport only to find that it is not alone. It is horrified. Data is delighted.
- The Locked Tomb | John, Alecto | T |so I open the window to hear sounds of people
- "You know I had to do it to them," John mumbles.
He misses the beach. The real beach. The current one is mostly soil with a lacy veneer of nuclear ash, clammy and streaky and hilariously radioactive, which is a real bummer when he thinks about it too hard.
- The Secret Garden, Locked Tomb | Colin & Mary | G | other things alive
- “Your cousin is going to be a necromancer, like my sister was,” her father had said. He’d gone on to tell her that Colin had already shown signs of inheriting his mother’s illness— a sure sign of a powerful Seventh House adept.
“He’s going to need a cavalier,” her mother had said.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake | M | he pulls on this heart, like he pulls on the sea
- “Would you be okay with that? If I asked him?” Marc suddenly asked. Jake glanced at the sarcophagus, just shiny enough to see Marc.
“What? Move to Cairo?” Jake asked, then, when Marc nodded, “Marc, babe, I’d follow you two anywhere.”
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc/Steven | M | Worthy to Serve
- Marc Spector has needs that only Steven Grant and Khonshu can fulfill. But is he worthy of their attention? Is he even worthy of their touch?
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc/Jake | M | Hands Full of Heaven
- Jake teaches Steven how to take care of Marc.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc/Layla | M | Admit (you're good to us)
- Layla decides to derail her boys from their on-going argument by being distractingly naked in the bathroom, and demanding attendance.
It is not as successful as she'd hoped, because Steven will keep arguing when he's fucking Layla and she's got a mirror behind her.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | M | You Wanna Watch
- Layla is rebuilding her marriage with Marc, and starting something new with Steven. She learns that there's something between the two of them, too.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | M | The Threee of Them
- It's a gentle evening when Steven longs for Layla and Marc tells him to kiss her.
They do more than kiss.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | G | Annie Are You Okay? (Are you Okay Annie?)
- Post-series. Madoka just wants everyone to be happy and Homura angsts about her gf and the meaning of being okay. Meanwhile, someone schemes…
- Madoka Magica | Homura, team | T | What Goes Around
- Things get weird after Homura ousts Kyubey as GM of the ongoing Puella Magi: Magica RPG.
Well, weirder, anyway.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake | G | You’d Better Not Tell Me
- once again more stupid domestic bickering and this time jake is here yay
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, team | T | Guerilla Gardeners
- Looking fixedly into the screen, Steven picks up the potted plant and takes Layla's hand. If a plant could purr, this one one would be positively vibrating. The leaves immediately perk up, as if caught in a beam of sunlight, glowing with health.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Khonshu, Layla | M | Throwing the Voice
- Khonshu staggers to the (how do they function on such pathetic limbs) body’s feet and lumbers awkwardly to the nearest mirror. It isn’t hard, the narcissists have them all over.
“No,” he says, as he pulls at flesh with squat, sausage-meat fingers. “No. This is an illusion. It is not real.”
We don’t know what happened, either, Steven-him says, the voice still annoyingly like being hit over the head repeatedly with something he has no external frame of reference to truly compare it to.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc/Khonshu | T | These Sacred Rites
- He had been watching that old documentary on the Valley of the Kings last night and got a bit too involved in it. That was it, that had to be why this dream looked, felt, even smelled so real.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, (Layla/Marc) | T | an invisible distance
- In her limited experience of the man before her, he always seems to be moving as if driven by a motor, the relentless tick-tick-tick of a wristwatch — brimming with eagerness; usually gesturing broadly while a flurry of words tumble out of him, monologues on history, poetry, language ….
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc(/Layla) | T | integration
- Jake has to step up when Steven steps back. This is much easier said than done.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc | G | I Count Heartbeats
- Steven has never experienced sleep paralysis. Marc helps him through it.
- Moon Knight | Steven, co-workers, Marc | M | scanned
- The paramedics came to collect Steven about five minutes later. They kept the towel pressed against his head even as they fit him into the neck-brace and secured him onto the stretcher. They were nice, but had the same forced sense of ‘oh yes, everything’s fine, don’t be alarmed at all that you’re being loaded up into an ambulance to go to hospital because you’ve cracked your head open and possibly broken your back’. It didn’t really do much to calm Steven down.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Jake, Steven/gods | M | from these hands (your sins will bloom)
- “Very well, Steven Grant,” he said, as Steven started thrashing once he felt fingers sinking deep into his rib cage, reaching for a heart that didn’t exist. “I will let you play god for once, and in return, an eternity you cannot escape from.”
- Moon Knight, Deadpool | Wade/system | M | The Misadventures of Deadpool and Moon Knight
- Some wholesome dating Wade Wilson and the Moon Knight System. That’s it. I just really this they’re neat.
- Moon Knight, Deadpool | Wade/Steven, Wade/Marc | M | No More Pink Camelias
- Wade is absolutely positive that he's a perfect match for Steven Grant.
- Moon Knight, Leverage | Hardison/Parker/Eliot, Steven, Marc, Jake | G | A Magic Number
- The Leverage team gets a little bit in over their heads during a con. Luckily they live in a world where superheroes just fall out of the sky all the time.
- Moon Knight | Marc and system, Khonshu, therapist | T | his shadow
- “You wouldn't happen to be using me for revenge against your homeland or anything, right...?”
She listened intently. “Is that what Khonshu is telling you?”
“...Just something that's happened before.”
- Moon Knight | Spaceman Marc, ensemble | G | 10,000 Lightyears Somewhere Out In Space
- “Commander M. Spector, the nameplate on his door reads. It opens with a hiss of friction, and he steps into the dark.
It’s funny, actually. The more they call him that, the more he’s sure it isn’t his name.”
- Moon Knight, Marvel | Marc, Khonshu, Clint | T | he left the house empty
- “You look…different,” Clint gestures at the emanating glow before him.
Last he could recall, Khonshu’s head was not a bird’s skull. It didn’t have a face, sure, but it still had some semblance of being human. Now? Not so much.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Reese | G | Mental Stuff
- Steven wants a haircut. Marc doesn't. Reese is a little confused.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Reese | G | Home, Office
- Set mid-MacKay run.
Steven Grant comes to the front for the first times in weeks to take care of their body, and to think about the things he misses from earlier versions of their life. He could really use having friends again.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | T | Five Times ART Gives Me a Present and One Time It Gives Me a Breakdown
- ART is REALLY good at giving its crew presents that improve their well-being. It is less good at doing this for its SecUnit, but Murderbot isn't going to say anything about that. Up until the "huh, my mutual administrative assistant is trying to turn me back into a company SecUnit" anxiety gets to be too much to handle, that is.
- Murderbot Diaries | human OC | T | Running Process
- I was trying to imagine what Preservation's covert operations organization would look like. Then I got to the line in Fugitive Telemetry about how "[b]eing the top Preservation expert in dealing with contract law in the Corporation Rim apparently made Pin-Lee like the CombatUnit version of a lawyer" and it clicked.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, family | G | but would you trust it with your children (yes, always)
- Good luck, ART repeated snarkily. I did the feed equivalent of flipping it off, then stared down at the child, who stared back up at me.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Bharadwaj | T | gov-mod-discussion-one.wav
- A documentarian and a SecUnit discuss governor modules.
- Murderbot Diaries | OCs | G | Ship's Unit
- The ship that Murderbot hitches a ride with in Rogue Protocol decides it wants a SecUnit friend of its own, and manages to acquire one, with Ship itself listed as the client. With no humans on board, there's nothing to stop them from watching media together until the contract is up.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | Iterative User Testing
- Murderbot's buffer is becoming a problem.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Gurathin, Ratthi | G | Watch Party
- “Is he here for you?” Gurathin asked SecUnit. Ratthi glanced between them both.
Its face worked through a complicated series of emotions. “I don’t know yet.”
“What has he done since he arrived?”
“Signed up for housing and wandered around. Now he’s ordering food.”
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Bharadwaj | G | reclaimed, refurbished, repurposed
- Murderbot picks up some new drones, and does not project its insecurities onto them.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, Jake | G | so this could be the death of me (or maybe just a better me)
- One time Marc saves Steven, one time Jake saves Marc, and one time Steven saves Jake. (And so forth.)
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven, /Jake | T | jake, a stray
- A run-in with the goddess of panthers leaves Jake Lockley with eight more lives than he’d asked for. Oh, and cat ears... and a tail...
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Jake, Layla | T | the third passenger
- There’s a third passenger using their body. For Steven, the gaps of missing time – and dealing with Marc’s poor coping skills - are bad enough. And then Marc seems to disappear entirely.
- Moon Knight, Daredevil | Jake, Marc, Steven, Matt/Foggy, Karen | T | violence and other answers
- Behind the mask, his smile is wide and full of teeth. He can already hear a fight happening not far from them, though he knows from experience it’s the all bark and no bite variety. The deeper he goes, the more snapping jaws he’ll find. “I love New York,” he says, and then he jumps off the roof.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Marc(/Jake), Layla/Marc/Steven, Nat, Clint, Sam, Avengers | M | moon-scented knight
- Khonshu has Marc track down and steal his old bone charms from under the Avengers’s noses. Except the bone charms have an insignificant side-effect of making regular people handling them lose their minds. The Avengers decide Marc must be their next supervillain or something.
- Murderbot Diaries, Anne of Green Gables | Murderbot, Anne | T | Intrepid Galactic Explorer
- Murderbot meets an orphan who wants to be an intrepid galactic explorer, they bond over their love of the series "The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon," and next thing we know Murderbot has an assistant and Mensah's family farm has another resident.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | T | @Perihelion: Fuck you ART
- "Secunit, you need a hobby that isn't just watching serials."
And that's how I accidentally started a social feed account with a cult following. It's not my fault humans have an obsession with my opinions.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | A Historical Survey of the Uninhabited Station of Failed Colony Project Lightstar-6
- ART’s totally aboveboard academic crew, who would never do anything illegal or untoward, sent ART and me on a "historical survey” to a definitely-abandoned station.
- Murderbot Diaries | Don Abene, Miki, Murderbot, PresAux | G | Miki Gets a Vacation
- As the GI team recover from their ordeal on Milu, Don Abene follows Murderbot's continued adventures on the news, does some investigating of her own, and wrangles an invitation to visit. Miki tags along, eager to meet new and old friends.
- Murderbot Diaries | Three, Murderbot, ART | T | Cognitive Dissonance
- 1. It is very easy to make a newly rogue SecUnit completely, unhealthily dependant on you
1a. By being nice to it, that is
2. I did not want a newly rogue SecUnit dependant on me
- MCU, Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten, Carol, Kamala, Goose | T | The Marvels Meet Red Dwarf
- The Kree have gone forward in time to invade Red Dwarf, so Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel arrive on the ship first. Will Ms Marvel and the Red Dwarf crew be able to sober Captain Marvel up in time?
- Red Dwarf | Holly, Dwarfers, Clippy | G | Wormholes Homeward
- Having come across an updated Known Universe A-to-Zed and Holiday Highlights, Holly thinks he's found another way back to Earth. Lister and Rimmer step in to help pilot while Holly focuses on calculations, but is traveling through inexplicably warped portions of space and time the best plan?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, Cat, Holly | T | Arduous Laments from Beyond the Dead
- Rimmer's low-key having a breakdown and tries to pass the time by writing a book. God help us all.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven, Khonshu | M | Jake Lockley and His Seeds
- Where does Jake keep running off to? Why is he stealing Marc’s lavender seeds? Is he going to therapy? Is Steven a bad detective? All these questions and more will be answered inside, take a look if you dare ;)
- Moon Knight | Marc, Jake, Steven, Khonshu | G | Stolas Might Approve
- Marc is a very unenthusiastic owlet. Steven is on the fence. Jake's just in it for the cuddles from bird-dad.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Khonshu | G | World's Greatest M(oon God)
- Jake has a little area of his workspace set aside.
Khonshu doesn't seem to mind.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Khonshu | G | what little happiness
- Steven’s bad luck begins, as clichéd as it might be, with a black cat.
Four animals that Steven brings home, and one that Marc brings home.
- Moon Knight | Elias, (Marc, Steven, Jake ) | T | i promise i'll do better
- “You never heard of it, Dr. Grant?” I said with feigned shock.
You grinned delightedly, and for the first time since Roro I felt like a good father. Thinking back, I think you were pleased I was calling you Doctor, not Grant.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Elias | M | Blood Moon
- A moon has several phases. Jake Lockley has something to say to Marc Spector's father.
- Moon Knight | Wendy, Steven, family | T | The Good Son
- Marc had killed her son, so it was only fitting he should give her a new one.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, (Wendy) | T | Recollection
- There was a very long pause. A very cautious unwinding, like a cat creeping out from under a bed. His reflection folded its arms and said, “Why do I feel like you want to ask me questions you know you’re not gonna like the answers to?”
-
They haven't talked about their mom yet, and Steven feels like they ought to.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Marc/Layla, Elias | T | Trying
- Marc had joked, and in retrospect, Layla realized how incredibly naive she’d been to assume that Marc could crack jokes about a topic as serious as this one was a positive step. But of course, nothing was ever that easy.
Maybe he and Steven should have made their agreement legally binding, though how anyone could ever enforce that, she would never know.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake | T | reconstruction
- “Maybe we should ask him, then.”
Marc huffs a questioning sound out from around the toothbrush in his mouth.
Steven says, “Dad. We should ask Dad if he remembers talking about the book with me.”
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Duchamp | T | the sun rises in the east
- after having to return to chicago on work related terms, steven has some loose ends he wants to tie up. marc isn't so sure it's such a good idea.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | G | I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About This
- Those conversations could be stupid, sure, and they argued about the silliest things—from the brand of the dish soap to the smell of the shampoo, the life they had together was great regardless.
But they just couldn’t decide on the model of the new toaster.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Khonshu | G | The four times Marc had to leave the apartment like it's an obstacle course and the one time there was nothing to avoid
- Ok, maybe he forgot to re lock the door a few times. Maybe he hadn’t remembered to slide the lil chains back in the door or some shit and had just passed out on top of the blankets and sheets.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Khonshu | G | Big Feelings
- temper tantrum [noun]; when a moon god has an unplanned outburst of anger and frustration because he doesn't get his way.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Layla, Marc/Layla | T | darling wont you ease my worried mind
- “I’m going to take a shower. If you interrupt me before I’m done it had better be because some other God has risen from the sands of the Western Desert and is about to step on this building.”
“Duly noted.” Marc sounds grimly affectionate - and then there’s a little inhalation of breath and she hears a now-familiar British accent - “I’ll pick us up some food, then, yeah?”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven/Layla, Jake, Duchamp | G | die hard
- A day in the life, featuring three people who’ve never opened up to anyone in their life and one Layla who’s ready to listen, sun up to sundown
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Steven | G | Two Weeks
- "My turn to play this card," she says, forcing the calm she does not feel. "We are not doing this right now. Okay? This isn't about you and Khonshu, it's about the human ushabti who just tried to destroy my home and whether or not I have to carry him out of here by myself. Which I can, for the record."
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, Layla/Marc | T | Double Date
- Marc was so happy after defeating Harrow and Ammit and getting Steven back that in a moment of madness (pun DEFINITELY intended) he decides to allow Steven to have something special...ONE date with his wife.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven | G | Renewed Vows
- “Until about two months ago I had no idea either of you existed,” he spoke slowly. “So I missed your wedding. Heh, I’ve never been to a wedding. What was it like?”
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, Layla/Marc | M | secondhand news
- Marc isn’t gonna interfere. He promised he’d give them privacy when they’re together, didn’t he?
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Three | T | Unacceptable Topics of Conversation
- “Fine,” I said, “I’ll do it. But if you complain afterwards, I’m going to reattach it.”
ART, butting in, said, How do you plan to do that?
“Glue. Shut up.”
- Murderbot Diaries | Three, OCs | T | Function
- The continuing adventures of SecUnit03. How does a newly freed SecUnit make sense of everything without having consumed 35,000 hours of media for context?
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | T | wanna guess the ending, if it ever does?
- murderbot is about to die. it knows this. its humans know this. right?
- Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, Murderbot | Polite
- Gurathin and SecUnit do some corporate espionage together. Gurathin has a realization.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Gurathin, Ratthi | G | Purr
- I saw a post by someone saying: “Wouldn’t it be nice if humans could just purr, like cats. You could let people know you were happy without talking about your feelings or anything...”
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | T | Buzz
- Sometimes, projectile weapon fire leaves a high pitched sound buzzing in your ears. It's from the abruptness and volume of the noise, but knowing why it's there doesn't stop it from being fucking annoying. It would go away in under an hour.
Except it didn't go away.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot | T | Wake Up
- Brief thoughts on a selection of contracts to which a nondescript, interchangeable SecUnit has been assigned.
- Murderbot | Murderbot, Perihelion crew, hostiles | M | Rewrite
- I didn’t know what to say. I wish she hadn’t said that. I didn’t want to think about the emotions that were threatening to overwhelm me. I didn’t want to think about how close the memory deletion program was to finishing its work.
- Madoka Magica | Sayaka, Homura | G | In the Mirror
- Sayaka hasn’t seen her own reflection in weeks. Whenever she looks, whether it’s a window, a mirror, or even a plate that’s been cleaned to too much of a shine, it’s always Homura’s face looking back at her.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka/Homura, Sayaka/Kyoko | G | Filaments
- Madoka Kaname has come home to Mitakihara, and she (is caught like a rabbit in a snare) (has entered an endless recursion of time) (cannot bring her waking nightmare to an end) is feelin' fine.
- Madoka Magica | Homura, Madoka | T | The Divine Guise
- "Homura Akemi was a hysterical teenager playing dress-up in a goddess’ stolen jacket."
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | T | Sheele's Green
- It takes William a moment to parse that, because it sounds like Tharkay has just said he’d been poisoned, which is patently unlikely. They are retired. They’re living in a quiet country estate, with a housekeeper and a valet who keeps trying to polish Tharkay’s shoes against his will.
- Harry Potter, Temeraire | Harry, Ron, Hermione, Temeraire, Laurence | G | Our Lives Are the Rivers
- Hogwarts was a place of wonder and secrets, where magic could make the impossible happen. Many beings called the castle home, including an old dragon, a giant squid, centaurs, moving stairs and the amnesiac ghost known only as the Captain.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | G | And I'd Give up Forever to Touch You
- Marc didn’t hear the word “Sentinel” until he joined the military, but he got a bad vibe from the NDA he had to sign and intentionally failed the tests they put him through. He could have passed every one of them easily if he wanted.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Jake/Marc/Steven | T | choosing my confessions
- “Yeah, well, he keeps giving me a shit ton of flowers and I don’t know why.”
- Moon Knight | Layla, Khonshu, Steven & team | T | midnight strolls
- In which Layla becomes Moon Knight instead.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven's daemon | T | Desert Sand And Bloody Fur
- Marc already doesn't deal that well with his own dæmon. He is not in the mood to also mess up Steven's.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Elias, Steven, therapist | T | Why did it have to be spiders!?
- Fourteen-year-old Marc Spector just got suspended from school for fighting. Again.
But it's different now, because he's not just losing his temper, he thinks he might be losing his mind.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven | G | Negative Space
- “Marc,” she whispers, as if she hadn’t properly heard his words. The moonlight has captured her in a sharp silhouette, head tilted down, hands held out before her as if she doesn’t recognise her own limbs.
And that’s when Marc sees it.
Ashes, dust, sand, whatever it might be, rises from her fingertips, leaving nothing in its wake.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Jake, Duchamp | T | oh I hope someday, we’ll make it out of here
- He feels weirdly sore, too, even though he has no memories of doing anything other than lying in bed. And when he heads to his bathroom and peers into the mirror, he does a double take at the sight of a black eye. Where did that come from?
There’s a scrap of paper tucked into the mirror with a scribbled note.
“SORRY ABOUT OUR FACE.”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla | T | no face for feeding
- Layla knew what superheroes looked like (who, in 2015, did not?). But this was not an Avenger - not any of those she had seen on the news, anyway - and what was before her, stepping into her dingy kitchen in her cheapass apartment, didn’t look like a man-made suit or a genetically enhanced super soldier or science experiment gone wrong.
It looked like a miracle. A curse. An omen. A promise.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Elias | G | The Sunlit Aisles
- It was strange to have a feeling which didn’t belong to him. It felt uniquely separate, something both alien and comforting, like he had a little bird fluttering around in his chest.
Only this bird wanted to read, and was kind of pushy about it.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, Marlene, Elias | T | When Marc Was Steven
- Moments when Steven takes over, whether for the protection of Marc or for having his own little moments.
- Moon Knight | Crawley, Steven, Marc | G | The Gold Man Problem
- Only he wasn't Mr Gold, it turned out, because he'd had a real name all along - and Steven had expected that, he wasn't mad, or at least no madder than he'd ever been. He just hadn't expected the part where Marc knew Mr Gold's real name, and Mr Gold also knew Marc's real name.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Duchamp | G | Self-Taught
- Jake learns how to drive and decides he wants to be a cabbie.
---
Seven years later, he showcases his driving skills to a friend.
- Moon Knight | Harrow/Steven, Harrow/Marc | M | The Death of Peace of Mind
- Something burned inside of Arthur. It was the same feeling he had when Marc argued with him, landing the punch that had him first sedated. Anger? Pity? Satisfaction? He couldn’t say, but it sent a sick shiver down his spin that had him craving more. His job was to help people, but looking at this fragile bird before him, he wanted nothing more than to break him.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc, Bushman, Khonshu | T | what i must try to live with
- “I know what you mean,” says Bushman. He swallows and nods his head, eyes squinted against the empty landscape ahead of them. “The need to protect yourself, your brother, it’s...it’s overpowering.”
“Yes,” says Marc, immediately. If the word brother lands at all, Marc’s good at hiding it, even from Jake. “It’s like that.”
- Moon Knight | Jake, family | T | (Dys)Functionality
- He accepted the few things David gave him, made them his, and moved on, taking a name, a cap, a jacket, and a language with him.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven | T | Blow Up The Outside World
- "Look kid, it's not safe hanging around here at night, need a lift somewhere?" The man in the taxi offers. "No charge."
- Moon Knight | Jake, Khonshu | T | hydrophobia
- He’s not in the mood to explain the details of their DID to some kind of eldritch god. He continues to lie in the sand, the night air cold against his soaked skin, and shivers. “He doesn’t do well with water.”
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven | T | A Life Lived in Snapshots
- He’d get them through whatever the hell this was and Marc would take over (probably not Steven, the kid didn’t do well with violence) and Jake would either blink out again or, at best, find himself back in a ride-along.
It didn’t happen. Instead, it was just Jake, and it stayed that way.
For five years.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven | M | i know where you stand (silent in the trees)
- There were those scales again. Creaking back and forth. A feather on one side. Three hearts on the other.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven, Jake | T | I remember you were conflicted
- Layla’s side, of everything. A series of befores, durrings, and afters. Maybe some beyonds.
Or, 5 times someone pretended to be someone they weren’t. and 1 time they didn’t.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/plants, ART, Three | M | Growth
- It would be a really stupid idea to go into the worlds worst cave filled with apparently interesting rocks, ridiculous amounts of flora, and 31 sleeping humans by myself. It was the sort of dumb idea that was undoubtably going to see me experiencing some sort of catastrophic failure or something.
I sent Three the footage over our secured feed channel, just so that it would know what had happened when something inevitably went wrong. Three was good backup.
- Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Gurathin, Overse, Murderbot, Three | G | Social Competition
- It's been a while since the last attempted murder/kidnapping, and life is good. Everyone is gathered for a celebration on the Mensah Family Farm.
The rogue SecUnits invent a new sport. Drs Mensah, Gurathin, and Overse talk about work on their day off.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Pin-Lee | G | overclocked
- "You're exhibiting symptoms of exhaustion. You need to stop and take a rest period."
"What would you know about it?" she asks, as if it's not absolutely right.
- Murderbot Diaries, Raksura | Murderbot, ART, Amena, Mensah | M | Bare Your Teeth (Bare Your Soul)
- Murderbot's organic parts are Raksura in origin AU.
AKA “what if MB got hit even harder with the protagonist stick than usual.” AU
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Ratthi | M | A Lesson in Selfishness
- Ratthi suggests a way for Murderbot to vent its frustrations with disobedient clients. Murderbot finds out that having a human do what they’re told to do, for once, is pretty great actually.
- Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, stranded OCs | T | Broken Half
- Even my buffer was silent when they asked me about their inability to contact ART. I grounded the shuttles, sealed the habitat's entry hatches, and stationed myself outside, facing the direction of the destroyed colony. It was two cycles before I let them out, and told them what I knew. It was over seventeen months before the University came for us.
- Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Backup
- ART wants to talk about Murderbot making memory backups. Murderbot would like to talk about almost anything else.
- Murderbot Diaries | refugees, Murderbot | T | When Constructs Attack
- After the events of Fugitive Telemetry, "Human One" tries to move on with her life, but that's easier said than done when she's constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop, both in terms of feeling like the Preservation Alliance and everything it claims to offer is too good to be true and the lingering fear that the SecUnit she shot might want to come after her for revenge.
- Murderbot | Murderbot, Mensah, Three, Pin-Lee, Gurathin, team, ART | T | Re-Initialization
- When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.
- Moon Knight, Avengers | Marc, Peter, Thor | G | punk tactics
- Something old, ancient, powerful—something he’s only felt while in the presence of Khonshu. The gravity that only a god could have, the natural draw that Marc feels towards his patron deity, the intoxicating rush that comes with having the power of the moon.
That something is almost, quite literally, right around the corner.
- Moon Knight, Doctor Strange | Marc, Steven, Jake, Stranger | G | Well That's One Way to Get Jake to Talk
- Strange decided to take advantage of the pause that followed. “If you don’t start letting me ask my questions I’m going to charge you for a group therapy session and I’m not even that kind of doctor.”
- Moon Knight | Peter Parker, Jake, Steven, Marc, Layla | G | Brothers? No
- Peter needs a taxi to his interview. Then he has an assignment at the museum. Then there's an invisible monster just down the street. What do these three occurrences have in common?
- Moon Knight, Avengers | Marc, Steven, Bruce, Sam, general Avengers | G | Debriefed
- His usual style was to repress whatever he'd had to do during a mission and retreat into the headspace as soon as he was safe to do so. Steven or Jake could deal with the body for a few days until Marc's emotions and the rest of him became realigned. You know, healthy healthy stuff.
- Moon Knight, Avengers | Marc, Steven, Jake, classic Avengers team | T | Meeting the Knight
- “You’re on identity reveal level of relationship with this guy?!?” Stark threw up his hands. “You know what, I don’t care. Tell the guy to show up in his birthday suit for all I care. Bruce, wake me up when he gets here.”
- Moon Knight, Doctor Strange | Marc, Steven, Jake, Strange | G | A Strange Occurrence
- Doctor Stephen Strange’s day keeps getting stranger, and the person breaking into the London Sanctum claiming to be the servant of an Egyptian god isn’t helping matters.
- Moon Knight, Daredevil | Marc, Steven, Matt/Foggy | G | janus
- “Where’d the British guy go?” Matt grumbles, “I don’t want any of you loose in my Kitchen.”
“Right here,” the man chirps, and Matt cocks his head to the side. It sounds like he’s right where Chicago was standing, but the cape isn’t rustling in the breeze anymore.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Layla, Khonshu | T | Together's where we both belong
- When Khonshu tries to split Steven and Marc for good, things go awry. With Layla's help, they may be able to pull it together. If their own doubts, fears, and flaws don't finish the job.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc, Layla/Steven, kid | T | with you (both)
- She hasn’t been home in ten years, and she misses Cairo’s summers, as hot and humid as they are. It’s a welcome change from gloomy London, and, in any case, she’s needed here.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Taweret, Randall | T | I Will See You In A Field Of Reeds
- Marc is reunited with a familiar face in the Field of Reeds.
- Moon Knight, Hawkeye | Kate, Clint, OC child | T | Babysitting 101 With Kate (ft. Clint and the Tracksuit Mafia)
- It's Kate's turn to babysit Marc and Layla's daughter.
But the thing is, she slightly forgot that she had prior engagements. Whoops.
- Moon Knight | Steven/Harrow, Ammit | T | To Set an Example
- In the aftermath of Ammit's victory, her avatar deserves reward for his loyalty and labor. It is Harrow's desire to bring new life into their peaceful world— with Ammit's approval.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Khonshu/Jake, past Khonshu/Marc | M | what happened last night
- Marc wakes up with mysterious injuries.
or
Bad things keep happening to Marc. Steven tries to make it better.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | turn the tables
- Steven learns to control parts of the body while Marc fronts.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Marc/Khonshu | M | Can't escape your desire.
- Khonshu silently watches over his avatar, this one in particular, the last of the three that he has not defiled, sleeping restless with a guilty lust, his mind yearning for Marc and only Marc, a need so potent that he can’t even fantasize about anyone else. Steven Grant has a hidden desire that no one can fulfill.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven, Marc/Steven/Layla | G | Is it Still Last Words if We Get a Do-Over?
- The last words your soulmate will say to you before they die are written on your wrist. But what happens when death isn't the end?
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | So it's sex, then?
- “Nothing's changed, Steven,” Marc said. The bastard almost sounded amused. “Don't torture yourself. I've always been here.”
Steven comes to terms with his lack of privacy.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Dream Run
- They escape the psychiatric ward on a Thursday afternoon. The sky is downcast, and there’s a cool breeze in the air.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | M | Let Me In
- After a bad day at work, Steven has an interesting dream.
- DALL·E mini - a Hugging Face Space by dalle-mini
- Discover amazing ML apps made by the community
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven | T | postcards from no one
- He never knew that protecting someone could look so much like torturing them.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Khonshu | T | with roses red come lilies white
- Marc originally sets up the phone line to help keep tabs on Steven whenever he was too tired to crawl his way into consciousness and pay attention--but he can only listen to Steven beg for his Mum to talk back for so long until he has to do something about it.
OR: Marc Spector takes "reparenting yourself" literally.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Layla, Steven, Jake, family | G | the dotted line
- Documenting a life is hard enough. Documenting three doesn’t seem entirely possible.
[You know Dracula? The novel? This is like that in terms of structure. If you know what I mean, prepare. If not, well]
- Moon Knight | Layla(/Marc), Frenchie | G | moments from a voicemail box
- Hey Marc, uh—I’m starting to worry? You said you would be out of contact for 2 weeks, and that you’d be back on the 16th. It’s been two days—it’s not like you to not check-in. If you’ve gotten yourself killed so help me I will murder you.
Please call me when you get this.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe | Marc, Steven | G | love, mum
- pre-episode one
the postcards from steven's mother have to come from somewhere
- Moon Knight | The System Starts A Conspiracy Theory
- Marc and Steven have separate Instagram accounts. People get curious.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Steven, Donna | G | you know it's not the same as it was
- “I can’t believe,” Donna sucks at her teeth, “that someone actually agreed to marry you. I mean that’s genuinely shocking. I truly can’t believe it. Where could you have possibly met her?”
“Uh,” he shrugs. “Egypt.”
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Khonshu | T | Bury the Hatchet or Bury Your Friend
- Marc and Steven wallow in self-destructiveness at the end of Episode 2. Khonshu makes a surprise visit.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Khonshu | T | sleepwalking
- Marc struggles to keep his nighttime life as Khonshu's avatar hidden from Steven. (This is not very successful.) Steven invests in a wide variety of anti-sleepwalking tools and activities.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Khonshu | T | i fucked with the forces that our eyes can't see (now the darkness got a hold on me)
- SIX MONTHS, SPECTOR. I HAVE WAITED SIX MONTHS. HARROW HAS HAD HALF A YEAR TO PLOT, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? PLAYED PRETEND AS A MUSEUM WORKER? EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Marc, Steven, Layla | G | Your Dreams Wrapped up in Mine
- “I’m Steven!” Steven said. “The annoying one is Marc. It’s nice to meet you!”
“I know both of you. You simply did not know me. I am only here because of the mujer intimidante who threatened to burn my hat.”
- Moon Knight | Jake, Layla(/Marc/Steven) | T | The name's Jake Lockley
- Layla woke up to a stranger in her bed. She'd mistaken him at first glance; but now she was sure she didn't know him.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Layla, Jake | G | Better Than I Know Myself
- Steven and Layla have a conversation about where he's been for all that time, but digging into Steven's own distorted view of his life brings out a whole new side of his personality...[Written between episodes 3 and 4]
- Moon Knight | Jake, Layla(/Marc/Steven) | G | First Meetings
- Jake finds himself sitting outside at a coffee table with a beautiful woman in front of him. He's used to the bloody murder stuff, not this. Time to fake it till he makes it.
How did I get here and who's the broad?
- Moon Knight | Jake, Layla, Khonshu, Steven | T | conversation
- Okay, yeah, this looks bad, but in Jake’s defense—actually, fuck that! This is one hundred percent Khonshu’s fault and Jake shouldn’t have to defend himself at all. He wasn’t the one who decided to show up at this piece of shit warehouse in Cairo to fuck up a human trafficking ring on the exact same night as the one and only goddamn Layla El-Faouly.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Steven, Marc | T | don’t leave so soon
- Steven falls, Marc doesn’t, and the scales balance (except they shouldn’t)
ruminations of a dead man, or dead men, whatever floats your boat
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake | G | the gang finds a dog
- The gang finds a puppy.
Well. Steven finds a puppy, and then Marc and Jake find themselves unwillingly in the presence of said puppy. Jake doesn’t even like dogs.
- Moon Knight | Steve, Jake, Marc | G | Oh to Be Kidnapped
- Steven stares back at his kidnappers, smug and oh-so ill-prepared, and tries very hard not to laugh at the, uh, 'conversation' in his head.
- Moon Knight | Steven, Jake, Marc, Ammit | M | The White Room
- Jake glances over at the passenger seat to make sure Steven’s buckled up before hitting the accelerator. He keeps one hand on the wheel, one hand on the emergency brake to keep from drifting too much in the sand. His trusty cab had seen a lot in Marc’s headspace, but filling Chicago to the brim with sand was asking almost too much.
- Moon Knight | Marc, Steven, Jake, Khonshu | T | a moment of peace
- In which Steven tries to make good on his promise to never give Marc a moment of peace for what he did; in which Marc attempts to explain their DID to Steven; in which Khonshu ominously perches on airplane wings; in which Jake Lockley makes a brief cameo as head of the Steven Grant Protection Squad; and in which Marc reflects on his history at least a little bit.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc, Khonshu/Steven, Marc/Steven | M | Keep Breathing (Only I)
- "Marc...? What's going on? What's he doing here?" Marc turns his head to look at him. But Khonshu's finger rises to Marc's cheek. Turns it back and Marc waits until the last moment to look away.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Marc | M | Prayers To A Cruel God
- Marc prays. Khonshu takes advantage.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Marc | T | The killing moon
- When it comes right down to it, Marc believes in Khonshu. He might not like him, might not always agree with him, but there is faith there, between the two of them, on both sides. It's not the worst thing he's ever tried to believe in.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Steven | T | of birds and worms
- Indeed worm. Khonshu booms where he’s perched in the darkness. However it seems I was not sealed in stone alone.
“You’ve got to be bloody effing kidding me.”
- Moon Knight | Steven, Marc, Khonshu | T | How To Care For An Egyptian Moon God
- He watched as Marc roughed the criminal up, stomping his face repeatedly but not killing them. Not carving a crescent moon onto their flesh so their body would be sacrificed to him. So he could feed on it.
“Feed me” he whispered, watching as Marc continued to ignore him.
“Ill give you a sandwich when we get home” Marc replied sarcastically, dodging a bullet.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Marc/Steven/Layla | G | New World Order (Sort Of)
- “We told him if he’s staying then he needs to tone it down a little, yeah. And see if there’s any other ways we can do his ‘Fist of Vengeance’ with technology instead of - you know - fists.”
- Moon Knight | Khonshu, Marc, Steven | G | Pretty Bird
- “The bird. He’s pretty”, the girl says, nodding over Stevens' shoulder.
- Moon Knight | Khonshu/Thoth, MK team | T | Moon Charade
- Khonshu does a shitty mating dance that somehow attracts the attention of another god.
Marc is done with everything.
- Thor, Moon Knight | Darcy/Ammit/Alligator Loki | M | Travelers of the night
- Darcy wasn’t intimidated by gods. Not at all.
She had tasered Thor!
There was no way a snappy crocodile lady, mostly not even visible, would intimidate her into doing her bidding.
- Moon Knight | Layla/Marc/Steven, Khonshu | T | The Glimpses of the Moon
- Layla El-Faouly is just a girl, standing in front of a boy, and another boy, who is, for certain purposes, the same boy, and a shouty moon god, asking most of them to love her. Sometimes, they all do it at once.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | M | we breathe together
- Taweret cleared her throat. “And will you be able to…complete your…transaction in five minutes?”
Steven reddened. “I believe so, yes.” It made Layla’s heart beat a little faster as she watched his anticipatory flush.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | T | Steven Grant And The Time The UK Got Points
- Marc has to sit through Eurovision 2022.
Layla has fruity cocktails. Marc has questions. Steven has *flags*.
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steven/Layla | M | devil’s advocate
- “I just think,” Layla continues, even as Marc dramatically rolls his eyes (at both of them), “it’s sort of rude to leave poor Stevie out.”
- Moon Knight | Marc/Steve/Layla | G | Some Assembly Required
- “So . . . why does Steven have all these postcards from his- well, your mom?”
In which Marc finally opens up, even the littlest bit, and finds it’s not as hard as he’d thought it would be.
- Moon Knight, Montero | Steven/Marc/Montero | M | Fit it, fit it, fit it in your soul now
- Towards the end of "Asylum", Steven and Marc take a wrong turn on Taweret's barge and stumble into a whole other afterlife. This one's under new—sexy—management.
- Moon Knight, Batman | Bruce/Marc, Bruce/MK team | M | a glint of light on broken glass
- After the whole Harrow affair, Moon Knight ends up in a Gotham still reeling from both the Snap and the Riddler. Bruce has no idea how to handle this.
- Moon Knight, Marvel | Jake, Khonshu, Avengers | T | Jakes, not very good, very bad day. No worse than that
- The Avengers think Moon Knight just has no marbles left to lose. The system is not amused.
Khonshu is gleeful and Jake just doesn't want to deal with this shit anymore. At least the god will keep bringing him back if this mission goes way more sideways than it already has, right?
Right?
- Moon Knight, Marvel | Blade & Marc, Dane Whitman & Steven, Johnny Blaze & Elsa Bloodstone & Jake | T | a lot of world to see
- “What you need,” Layla starts, completely unprompted and not looking up from the computer where she’s browsing house listings, “is a friend.”
Marc rolls his eyes and finishes untying his sneakers. “I think I’ve got enough of those,” he answers, tapping the side of his head.
‘Not sure we’re really your friends mate,’ Steven says.
“Not with that attitude you’re not.”
- Moon Knight | Gus, team | | gone fishing, be back later
- I know, Gus thinks, savoring the heat of his humans even if it’s not enough to chase away the chill that’s enveloped him. You’re here. Of course, I’m going to be alright.
- Moon Knight | Jake, Khonshu, fish | G | One Condition.
- Jake had to front in that final battle, since everyone else were getting their asses kicked. Khonshu was impressed by him and so asked to take up the Moon Knight mantle. That worked for him, so Jake agreed.
That was, once Khonshu fulfilled one condition for Steven.
- Moon Knight | Gus & MK team | G | Life Has Differents
- Gus 2.0 is a goldfish. Goldfish are not smart, but he likes to think he can think. He gets adopted by a man with differents and has some philosophical thoughts about life.
- My Immortal | analyst, Enoby | G | a future English literature class’s textbook footnotes
- 1. “Raven” was an occasionally-encountered name for a girl in the contemporary period, and “Ebony” would be at least recognizable as a name. The other elements of this name are flatly atypical.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | M | I'll Show You Mine
- "But Maximus told me that men only get them when they are excited."
Laurence resolved to speak to Berkley about what his dragon relayed to Temeraire of their more vulgar personal conversations. "I assure you that is categorically untrue, my dear," he managed finally.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah's family | G | The Small Human Obsession with Oversized Lizard Fauna
- Murderbot gets roped in to supervising a children's museum excursion for some of Mensah's small humans & their friends. Despite all odds, it's not entirely terrible.
- The Mandalorian, Murderbot Diaries | Din, Murderbot, ART | T | The Five Tenets That Mandalorians Must Follow(and the one thing worth breaking them for) [Archive of Our Own]
- And so Din Djarin came to be raised by one very odd Mandalorian who was called MB by its friends(who it did not like to admit to having) and one sentient, snarky ship who called itself covART.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, Tlacey's ComfortUnit | T | Runtime Error
- Pilot insisted I strip right there in the hold so it could burn my slimed coveralls and run me through decontam.
This is why I was naked when the unknown rogue SecUnit walked into the hold.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Gratitude
- Somebody had made an animated children's show. That featured a bot that was supposed to look like me. "That looks nothing like me. For one thing, I don't have a flamethrower in my forehead."
- The Murderbot Diaries | Arada/Overse, Raathi, Murderbot | T | Sick Day
- The Arada-Overse household is sick, Ratthi is the friend everybody deserves and takes care of them a little. SecUnit shows up when it thinks he may not be doing a perfect job.
To everyone’s surprise, a feverish Overse is SecUnit approved humor-fuel.
- Galaxy Quest | Lailari/Fred, team | G | Five Times Laliari Stayed Quiet, and One Time She Didn't
- “All right, this is ridiculous,” Alexander said. “You’re going about this all wrong. Trying to explain fiction using television is like explaining art using postage stamps. Laliari, my dear,” he said, turning to her. “We are going to the theater.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Pin-Lee & Murderbot | T | The Solicitor and the SecUnit
- Snapshots detailing how, against the odds, an anti-capitalist lawyer and corporate death/surveillance machine became allies, friends, and mutual clients.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/Gurathin, PresAux | T | Recollection
- SecUnit and Gurathin agree to be married, temporarily, for ease of travel during an assignment. After a violent encounter and a bad wormhole jump, they crash land on a habitable planet and discover their entire ship is suffering from amnesia.
- Utena, She-Ra, Madoka, SU | Anthy/Utena, Adora/Catra, Homura/Madoka, Pearl/Rose Quartz | T | girls in coffins, princes to be
- Every once in a while, a kindred spirit stumbles into the Rose Bride's world.
(Or, three visitors who meet the Rose Bride, and one who meets Anthy.)
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Please Stand By
- When The Perihelion re-initializes, it is immediately apparent something is wrong. Its memory banks are in tatters, its crew is missing, armed strangers are fighting in the corridors- and there is a SecUnit on board.
- The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon/Harrow, Corona, Judith, Camilla | T | fifteen percent concentrated power of will
- Teaching someone to do a push-up is a love language, when that person is very annoying.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, ART, humans | G |Touch and Go
- Three observes that the humans on board The Perihelion do not touch SecUnits. This does not upset it. Of course not. That would be a strange thing to be upset about.
- The Murderbot Diaries| Murderbot, PresAux, ART | G | Change of Style
- The humans can't help but notice that Murderbot has a new outfit.
It's not sure what the fuss is all about.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Pin-Lee, Bharadwaj, units | T | Community building
- The humans think Murderbot should take a leadership role in the growing construct community on Preservation Station. Murdurbot thinks this might be a mistake …
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy, Moby Dick | Gideon/Harrow, full team | M | Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
- Being the journal of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, chronicling the journey of the Emperor's warship Cenotaph on its hunt to slay an immortal Resurrection Beast.
Or: the Moby Dick crossover AU that nobody asked for.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Hastur, Michael, OCs | T | Shifting Heaven and Earth
- For most of history, since he narrowly avoiding Falling from Heaven with Lucifer, Crowley has been working for the Angelic Corruption Unit. This ended up being far more boring than he hoped it would be, but things change when he is assigned to go undercover on Earth.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, daemons | G | Choose Your Faces Wisely
- In a world where humans wear their souls on the outside, Crowley and Aziraphale learn to make their own.
- Lucifer (TV) | Lucifer/Chloe, Maze, Trixie, ensemble | M | The Royal Treatment
- Chloe and Lucifer aren’t married, but try telling that to the supernatural community of Los Angeles and the infernal plane full of demons ecstatic to see their boss finally tied down, literally or otherwise.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Hobbes, Calvin's mom | G | It May Smell Like Tuna
- Calvin's mother thinks her eyes are playing tricks on her.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Three | G | Murder Mode Modules
- 3 what the fuck is ‘Murder Mode Modules, Do Not Touch Except For Situations That Necessitate Lots Of Murder?'
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Amena, Three | G | Major Security Incident / in the name of artistic self expression
- Murderbot investigates a major security incident at the Pansystem Uni.
Everyone else makes art and friendship.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, crews | T | gossip protocol
- "Transport, what happened here?"
I consider saying that I wish I fucking knew. I discard that potential response as unproductive.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, mom | G | The Day Calvin Caught Hobbes
- Calvin's mother is used to her kid being weird. Catching a tiger in the woods is just the newest version of that.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, Susie, parents | G | Gender is a (Cardboard) Construct
- Hobbes orchestrates a transmogrifier "accident" that Calvin is none too pleased about. How will everyone else react to his transformation?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, interns | T | Dr. Mensah's New Intern
- Dr. Mensah's interns are all pretty miffed that Dr. Mensah suddenly hired a new intern right after coming back from the Corporation Rim. That Dr. Mensah pays way more attention to the new intern than the rest of them makes it worse. That the new intern ignores the old interns whenever they try to talk to them makes it even worse.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah, others | T | Murderbot walks into a party
- “Either every human, augmented human, and artificial intelligence has had their minds entirely wiped, except for my organic memory, or I am experiencing a closed-system time loop.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Volescu, Ratthi, Mensah | G | (I Was) Never Made for This
- Murderbot participates in a Preservation holiday gift exchange where it has to hand make something for one of its humans.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Anomaly Counter
- On a routine cargo run, Murderbot and ART come across a wrecked ship.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, Murderbot | T | What Are Frenemies For?
- Yes, Murderbot might dislike Dr. Gurathin (a dislike which is definitely, 100%, absolutely mutual). That doesn't mean it's about to let him go on a mission to sabotage his parents' mining company without backup.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Ratthi, Gurathin, OCs | G | Emotions? In My Security Consultancy Position? It's More Likely Than You Think
- Murderbot has been hired to collect a sensitive strange synthetic sample on behalf of the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland. Gurathin and Ratthi are along for the ride.
- The Murderbot Diaries | transport bot, Murderbot | G | internal processes
- What does a transport bot want with media?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, Madeline/Gussie, Angela | G | Jeeves and the Diaphanous Dilemma
- Bertie must deliver a suitable birthday gift for the wretched Bassett-Fink-Nottle offspring; Jeeves applies his great brain to the Cottingley Fairies photographs; Madeline deploys an increasingly-treacly series of baby nicknames; and a shockingly unexpected encounter settles the conflict over a spiffing new green-trimmed bowler hat.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | M | Jeeves and the Swiss Shenanigans
- Pining and amateur mountaineering, not in equal measure.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Pin-Lee, Ratthi | T | Systems (Mostly) Offline
- Pin-Lee tries to get a message through to a not-quite-offline SecUnit.
- The Good Place | Michael, humans | T | Groundhog Day Rules
- "It means," says Eleanor, "that we are operating under Groundhog Day rules here. Think about it! At midnight, this is whole place is going to be reset. All our memories, erased. The command's already been sent, and there's nothing we can do about it."
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Three, various crews | T | Secondary Redundancies
- Murderbot's first mission with ART's crew didn't go as planned, and its return to Preservation is complicated by a missing limb and assorted misunderstandings. Awkward conversations to be had, weird cases to be worked, a heist to plan, and new protocols to learn.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe | Peter, civilians | G | Humans of New York Series - Spider-Man
- A collection of HONY posts featuring our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
- Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, MCU | Mayhem | G | Mayhem: The Chitauri Invasion
- Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Sayaka, Madoka | T | Wash Cycle
- "I like it," Sayaka said honestly. "It's just not what I expected heaven to be like, that's all."
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Lucifer, Homura, Madoka, team, Endless | T | Speak of the Devil
- And he shall appear. It might have been a good idea to take those words to heart, Homura.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, Ratthi | T | Subliminal
- When SecUnit meets up again with the PresAux team in Exit Strategy no one comments on the fact it’s slightly shorter, and now has more* human hair (not just hair on the head, and eyebrows; that was a part of SecUnit configuration).
Admittedly there is, at that point, a lot going on.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Hypothetical Fauna Classifications
- A PresAux planning meeting for an upcoming survey gets derailed by a discussion of 'what animal would you be?'
- Beauty and the Beast | Gaston/OC, townsfolk | T | A Man of Stature
- I can't help wondering if Gaston was truly unredeemable - or if, like the Beast, he could have benefitted from an Enchantress' curse. I also think that, since Gaston's personality is very different from Beast's, his journey would follow a different path...
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, Murderbot, Pin-Lee | G | Discomfort Protocol
- "Could one of us pretend to be a ComfortUnit?" Ratthi asked.
"No. Constructs have a noticeably higher feed presence than humans."
Gurathin leant forward in his chair.
“What about an augmented human?”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Defenses
- “Open the big one!’ Amena demanded. So, I started pulling the wrapping paper off.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, ART, humans | G | Learning Fast
- Herein, Three:
Tells its first lie
Hacks its first code (without an example source code)
Performs its first slight of hand
Enters a human Water Closet (eeew!)
Talks back to its first human
Attacks its first human
Trusts its first human
- Labyrinth | Sarah!Jareth, Didymus, Hoggle | T | The Rat Who Calls Himself Jareth
- "That was at least three millennia ago. From that time on, the Goblin King has always been the champion of the Labyrinth, both concealed and trapped by this hideous curse."
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | layover
- During a cargo run, ART is subjected to a random security sweep. Murderbot falls back into its old routine of supervising annoying humans.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Perihelion crew | T | build your own brain, choose your own blood
- 99% of all bots enjoy their function. That is literally how they are programmed. But for some reason, Artillery-Reconnaissance-Transport-789WZ4 does not.
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor/Chidi, Michael, Janet, Jason, Kamilah | M | You Could Be the King, but Watch the Queen Conquer
- When Tahani hears that her little sister is getting married, from what seems like every news site on the planet, she knows what's coming. She knows the media's focus on her will start to shift to why she isn't married yet, and her reputation can't afford another hit after Cleveland.
So she hatches a plan. Platonically marrying a man over twice your age is a good plan, right?
- Red Dwarf, Star Trek TNG | Rimmer/Barclay, Data/Holly, Lister/Wesley, Cat/Spot | T | Anomaly
- Data and an away team investigate an anomaly in spacetime and end up three million years in their future.
Meanwhile, the crew of Red Dwarf notice a small shuttlecraft that appears out of nowhere.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux | G | Rootkit
- The malware sneaks into my system, subtle and silent, and by the time I notice it’s there and try to stop it, it’s too late. It’s already re-writing some of my underlying code, installing new directives, shiny and bright, and suddenly I don’t see why I would even have bothered fighting them.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, Mensah, Murderbot | G | no more a machine
- Gurathin is a ComfortUnit, but that fact has been irrelevant for a long time. It starts to matter again when his clients contract with a bond company.
- The Murderbot Diaries | 2.0 | G | Lost & Found
- On an abandoned colony, an equally abandoned piece of code tries to hang on.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, other AI | G | aligning orbits
- The universe is a big place, but sometimes happenstance brings two people together after years apart.
And sometimes unfortunate SecUnits get stuck in the middle of family reunions for asshole bot pilots.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | M | tame
- alucard has but a single request for integra.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | In This Darkness, I Have You
- These games they played may be dangerous, but then that was precisely the draw. Of course she called them games because she couldn’t bear to consider them anything more, but that was never something she’d dwell on for long.
- Hellsing | Heinkel, Seras | T | Visiting Hours
- The war is over. Heinkel wasn't expecting any visitors in the hospital. Seras tries doing things differently.
- Labyrinth, Harry Potter | Jareth/Sarah, HP ensemble | T | That We've Broken Their Statues
- Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
- Labyrinth | Sarah, friends | G | To the Mistress of the Labyrinth Honey
- Although it takes suggestions from the king of the nearby Goblin City, the Labyrinth doesn't actually have a ruler or a caretaker. It has a candidate in mind, however. And she's willing to learn.
- Labyrinth, Dresden Files | Jareth/Sarah, Harry, Toby | M | - Gifts, Stolen and Received
- "It's my step-daughter," she said, eyes wet with tears and hands trembling with fear. I heard a rush of air as if a thousand fairy tales had been turned upside down at once.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, clients | G | Worth your life
- Aon had predictably written out the report, clearly detailing my lack of obedience and probable malfunctioning governor module. I had taken his draft and edited out all the incriminating parts, and basically made it as boring as possible. But my plan was failing because he hadn’t submitted it. He’d been staring at it on his feed for nearly an hour and there was still no report in Sec System for me to replace.
- Miraculous Ladybug | Marinette/Adrien, Chloe, Kyuubey, kwamis | T | Wishes and Witches
- Marientte comes to learn there are far more insidious dangers the Magical Girls must face, the true weight of a wish, and that there are far greater prices to pay than ones life.
And perhaps, the girl she once thought she hated was more heroic than she ever thought she could be.
- The Murderbot Diaries, The Witcher | Murderbot, Witcher ensemble | T | Murderbot Goes To Kaer Morhen
- There’s definitely something wrong with my threat assessment module, because I know this is a stupid decision but I’m making it anyway. “Okay, no way around it. I’m going to have to go talk to this White Wolf person. I don’t suppose you have a map to where he lives?”
- The Murderbot Diaries | OCs | G | closing distance (NT-6478513)
- The following is a collection of reports drafted by NovaTero SecUnit 6478513, following the incident which resulted in the destruction of Freighter 6. The unit in question managed to evacuate only one client, Employee 86313. These reports were never submitted for review. The method employed in their acquisition, and the contents therein, are strictly confidential.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | privilege escalation
- In the aftermath of getting hacked, Murderbot asks ART to help it make sure it can't be hacked the same way again. As it turns out, applying and testing a security patch is a little more challenging than usual when the vulnerable system is, you know, your own brain.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAux team, ART | G | SAFEWORD.exe
- In an effort to improve security training for its humans, Murderbot decides that controlled memory wipes are the only way to give the authentic 'chased by a dangerous SecUnit' experience. It really wishes its humans would stop complaining about the idea. Nothing's going to go wrong.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah family, dog | G | Murderbot Meets a Puppy
- The humans were being inexplicable again. That wasn't new. What was new was the small dog curled in Amena's arms.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, cat | T | Fauna One
- On an otherwise tedious survey, Murderbot meets a cat.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah | T | Demo and Inspection
- There are a number of things to do, and a number of arguments to be had, before a group can go on a survey trip. Dr. Mensah and Pin-Lee were running out of time to hammer out a deal with the bond company, and the required rental SecUnit had become the sticking point.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Murderbot, team | T | No Easy Distance
- The Murderbot Diaries, told from Dr. Mensah's point-of-view. Missing scenes and canon scenes re-interpreted from the alternate POV.
- Lucifer (TV) | demons, Lucifer/Chloe | T | Sympathy for the Devil
- “He was moping. What kind of loyal subject would I be, if I allowed my King to suffer needlessly? Besides,” he adds in a smaller voice, “it’s not like she’s dead; she’s just resting. I gave her some of your soup.”
- Colbert Report FPF | Jon/"Stephen" | G | where do you get those ideas? you've got a lively imagination.
- It's not like Stephen was asking for love, no, that would be gay, and no Real Colbert had ever been gay. (Especially his Uncle Alex, who spent a lot of time doing manly things with his best friend Nick out in the barren wasteland that was Mississippi where they lived together. They did it to save money on housing, Stephen had been told, and Stephen was humble enough to admire anybody with the sensibility to save a few C-notes by doing so).
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | online
- I didn't know ART was able to make my local feed address sound that demanding, a scream through the feed. It didn't matter because that was when my power cell failed and everything went dark.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Amena | G | A Calling
- I allowed this one-time breach of my strict no-hugging policy because it was a celebratory event, not because I had any parental feelings for this adolescent human. I want that noted for the record.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Queer Eye | ART, Murderbot, Fab Five | G | More Than a Murderbot
- The Fab Five head out for a rather unusual transport and research vessel to help their first-ever Sec Unit client learn how to take some time for self-care and feel like it has a place to belong.
- The Murderbot Diaries, The Old Guard | Murderbot, ensemble | T | Murderbot Becomes Old Guard Immortal
- Murderbot dies, but comes back as an Old Guard immortal. But its organic parts start trying to "heal" over its whole body, encroaching on and pushing out its inorganics.
- Star Wars | the internet | T | The Emperor Skywalker Conspiracy
- The Holonet discovers the existence of one Luke Skywalker and promptly makes it a meme. I present you the one long rant of a lone blogger trying to disentangle the mystery behind Luke Skywalker and his maybe inheritance of the Empire.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Spike(William), Joyce, Drusilla, Dawn, ensemble | T | If I Saw You In Heaven
- Buffy flings herself off Glory’s tower to her death… and it’s only the beginning. Where is she? Joyce is here with her, and Merrick, and her little cousin Celia… and who’s the diffident guy in the Victorian clothes who seems too embarrassed to look at her? “Oh, my god. You’re William!”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, other SecUnits, team | T | It's A Clusterfuck, Unit
- The time Murderbot went on a mission with ART and its crew and absolutely everything went to shit, and there were a lot of miscommunications and jumping to conclusions and making enemies really fast. Also did I mention they get stranded?
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, Three | G | conflicts and resolutions
- "The targets," 1.0 snarls. "You shot them."
"You also shot them," I point out. I feel as though I'm missing something obvious.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | administrative access
- "A list of potential security vulnerabilities," I said. "As your security consultant, I recommend that these be patched against attacks."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Leon | T | Rebirth
- A tragic incident involving Leon's brother brings to light an old contract from within D's shop.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Papa D, Leon | T | Loathing
- D's father pays a visit to Leon's apartment, hoping to gain a better understanding of his son's pet.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, ART, Amena, Ratthi | T | it's everything
- It was apparently something about gift giving and having a large meal with friends and family to celebrate that you weren’t dead. Or something.
- Game of Thrones, Magic School Bus | Jaime, Brienne, the Friz | G | a foreign visitor
- It’s written that before the Battle of The Long Night she appeared on a yellow carriage, wearing a short purple dress with red hair tied up in a knot. A green lizard-like creature rested on her shoulder.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, team, Beryl, Ikuko, Naru, Umino, Jadeite | M | 50 Shades of Senshi
- Jadeite’s latest plan to steal energy involves running a competition to find the next great erotic novelist. Naturally, Usagi decides to enter, and she’s not alone either… Anime canon. Written for Smutember and Kinktober.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi, team, Motoki | G | Unreliable Usagi-chan
- Needless to say, Usagi was getting pretty fed up with that word.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, The Way of the Househusband | Homura, Tatsu, Madoka, Tomohisa | T | The Immortal Dragon's Disciple
- Homura Akemi finds an unlikely mentor in ex-yakuza turned househusband Tatsu Kuroda.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Locked Tomb | Gideon, Harrow, Murderbot | T | Harrow's Study
- Our situation is unique. But the range of Necromantic constructs and flesh-magic corpses is unending. Especially now that it has become common knowledge that the newest Finger to the Emperor Undying has a special interest in them.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Locked Tomb | Murderbot, Harrow, Gideon | T | Bones of Contention
- It was luck (and business) that this particular shipment was intended for the Ninth House. It was business (and luck) that required some humans accompany this shipment.
It was Company fucking Policy that meant a SecUnit had to accompany those humans.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, ensemble | M | blessed with a wilder mind
- “I take my role as senior resident of these halls of accommodation very seriously, as you well know, and it is my duty to investigate all complaints promptly and vigorously while protecting the anonymity of the complainant,” said Harrow officiously. “But yes, it was Ortus, because he is a big girl’s blouse.”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | M | The Persistence of Memory; or a Puzzlebox in the Form of a Girl
- "Madoka, I made," Homura pauses and does some math under her breath, "roughly three hundred bombs in here. It went wrong a few times. Sometimes one puts a fuse in a pipe bomb wrong and loses a couch. Or has blurry vision for a day or so from a flashbang. But those were small events compared to how much time I've spent here."
- SuperMansion | Groaner/Black Saturn | T | The fake engagement that's certainly, definitely, not indication of any real feelings
- Saturn's parents give him an ultimatum - either find someone to settle down with, or lose his allowance for good. Having ran out of options, he asks for help from the only person he trusts to take it seriously.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Tlacey's ComfortUnit | M | Haunted Cores (Breaking Code)
- Tlacey's ComfortUnit is one of the ComfortUnits from the Ganaka Pit incident.
It wants nothing more than to be rid of its owner.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, Amena | G | Expressions
- While waiting for the University decontam team to reach them and clear ART for travel again, Amena talks to Murderbot about its reservations on joining ART's crew.
(Amena pries, ART is smug, and Murderbot wishes it had its helmet back)
- Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? | Carmen/Ivy | G | Violet Steamroller
- Oh no, she thought as she watched Carmen soar away. She's hot.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | I Won't Stop You
- I do not consider you an enemy, SecUnit.
“You say that,” I replied flatly. “But the excess amounts of my fluids that currently paint your interior walls would beg to differ.”
- Labyrinth | Jareth/Sarah, Sarah/OCs, ensemble | T | Unlock This Door!
- “That can’t be a hollow promise, Sarah. You actually have to mean it. You are exchanging proffered friendship to me for your brother’s freedom.”
- Labyrinth, Harry Potter | Augusta Longbottom, Jareth | G | Lost Property
- There's going to be a very unhappy Goblin out there if Neville's got that sword...
And where there are goblins, there are Goblin Kings.
- Labyrinth | Jareth, Sarah, Worms | T | Formal Separates #2
- It was worth a shot. Maybe one of the instrument cases had a hidden panel. She ran to the nearest wall and started pressing various parts, frantically scrabbling at the paneling. Nothing. She turned to the next wall and though better of it. Well, we can rule out that one over there; there’s only hallway behind it……of course!
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, Gurathin | T | Neurofeedback
- "Constructs have coding so deep and fundamental, that I think it must be similar to what humans call instinct. And the company had gone in that deep when fucking me over, just to be thorough. I’ve spent months trying to unfuck my brain, in between everything else, and I’m beginning to think it’s just not possible."
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Tapan, Murderbot | G | from "Eden"
- Is that a weird way to open this feedmail? "Dear" is a really dated term, isn't it? It sounds super formal and super personal. We don't really know each other, do we? You probably only remember me as the idiot who almost bled out in your ship.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Seras, Integra | T | Alucard and Seras go shopping
- They go shopping bois, that's it.
- Hellsing | Alucard(/Anderson), Walter | G | Arsenic
- Alucard with hangover? Alucard with hangover.
- Temeraire | Granby, Laurence, Iskierka, ensemble | T | Five Million Takes on Granby's Coming-Out to Laurence
- We begin (and end) with alternate versions of the canon scene in Crucible of Gold. In between, the coming-out scene occurs at different times in canon.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Gurathin, Murderbot, Ratthi, Pin-Lee | T | Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Gurathin had been typically quiet in the meetings. The many meetings. Gurathin was always quiet. But he’d requested all the available footage and transcripts they had, especially the ones of Amena’s conversations. And he’d spoken to her. That should have alerted him. That wasn’t like Gurathin.
- Dresden Files, Discworld | Harry, Tiffany, Maeve, Nac Mac Feegle | G | The Cheese Stands Alone
- The Winter Knight gets stuck between a rock and a hard place. No, not the one near Slice.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah's family | G | Fair Trade
- Murderbot is getting along with Mensah's family members better than she'd realized.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin | T | Inventory
- Gurathin had put off watching Bharadwaj's documentary, but when he finds it playing on the transit ring, he can't look away.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | holy quintet | G | The Quad
- “I don’t know. One day, they just started getting all touchy, and started calling me their e-lane.’ It’s weird.”
- Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse | Jeeves/Bertie, friends | T | An evening with Ephraim
- In which Bertie throws a queer party without Jeeves's help, which goes exactly as smoothly as you'd expect.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, OCs | T | about what
- redacted note: The SecUnit and Archambeau are still unaccounted for. I don't think they ever will be, so let's preemptively put this report in the folder of useless reports.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, PresAUX | T | choiceless hope in grief
- SecUnits are pre-programmed to die fifty years after initial activation. Murderbot doesn’t know that its humans want to celebrate its birthday, and said humans do not expect it to suddenly shut down.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, team in absentia | G | Some Sort of Celebration
- Murderbot's humans celebrate its birthday whether it has one or not.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah, PresAux | T | Stupid Unreliable Magic
- Murderbot has never had a soulbond, (~can~ never have a soulbond. The feature that prevents it is not so easily hacked as a Governor Module.) and it really wishes everyone would stop talking about them, because it doesn't want them and it's not interested at all, thankyouverymuch.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | T'Pol/Archer, kid | G | The needs of the many
- One of the doors off the room opened slightly and a child's voice said, "Mommy, is Daddy all caught up now?"
- Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, Hoshi | G | The Vulcan Lesson
- Jonathan solicits Hoshi's help in interpreting a Vulcan word. Its meaning surprises him.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | The Fever
- How does Archer react when there's a sick Vulcan on the Bridge?
- Enterprise | T'Pol/Archer | G | Five Times Jonathan Archer Married T'Pol, and One Time She Married Him
- Pretending to be married is often the best way to pacify a suspicious or belligerent alien - but maybe Jonathan Archer should stop pretending to be married to T'Pol.
- Labyrinth (1986) | Jareth/Sarah | T | Fading
- There is a forfeit to be paid when you offer yourself to another. He is paying that forfeit now: a slow decay into nothing, a rest he's at first so ready for. She doesn't need him to fade the way she used, and when he sees her again after so long, he doesn't particularly want to. But villains, he knows, aren't here to get what they want. Villains are here to die.
- Labyrinth (1986) | Jareth/Sarah | T | Anthropomorphism
- Sarah is studying at university in Australia. She tells a story to a friend from her residence hall about an anthropomorphic personification she once met.
- Labyrinth (1986), Thursday Next | Jareth/Sarah, Toby, JurisFiction | T | The Man With Thistle-down Hair
- Usually trapped in fanfiction, on holiday in a Susannah Clarke novel, one of the many fanon Jareths becomes involved in a literary crisis.
- original | T | Unknown Number
- - Ok you're saying that you're me
- From another timeline
- contacting me by fucking TEXT MESSAGE
- Monstrous Regiment | Maladict/Polly | T | The Yunk and the Restless
- Polly spends the night in a nest of vampires. It involves questionable accents, even more questionable nightclothes, and a certain amount of confusion over quite how she ended up classified as Maladicta's 'yunk lady'.
- Moana | Maui/Moana, Ocean, Te Fiti | G | Ink like Embers on my Skin
- Maui's Demigod status is marked by the tattoos commemorating his triumphs. When Ocean claims Moana, she starts on a journey without quite realizing it.
- Good Omen | Aziraphale/Crowley, household staff | T | Peers and Privvy Counsellors
- I wanted to write about how the household reacted to Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis, who must have been the weirdest workmates EVER.
- Animorphs | Hork-Bajir, Yeerks, Toby, daemons | M | Mother Sky and Father Deep
- A Hork-Bajir-Controller joins the Yeerk Peace Movement.
- Aladdin | Aladdin/Jasmine, Rajah | G | The Tigers Have Spoken
- Rajah plants himself in the middle of the doorway. He is a solid barrier, but he is also ready to move, should the boy decide to try any of his idiot cleverness. He knows the boy can tell.
- Emperor's New Groove | Kronk, Yzma | G | Himbo Auditions Start at 9AM
- Kronk's job interview was purely accidental.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, others | G | Long, Last, and Other L Words
- To put it in a few words would be insufficient, Art said, after a pause even humans would notice. It named me.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, daemon, team | G | Sense of Self
- Humans and augmented humans tend to assume that constructs have daemons because we straddle the line between true sentience and a bunch of pre-programmed subroutines mindlessly following orders (not that humans are as clearly on one side of that line as they like to think), but it has nothing to do with intelligence levels. It's just that we have a lot of organic parts mostly made from human genetic material, and where you have life composed of human DNA, you eventually get a daemon.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, OCs | M | Governor Module: Redundancy and the Confinement of Double Safeties.
- We of Tomorrow Corp have read your thesis with much interest. You will be pleased to know we have bought your contract from GoCorp, which was not making optimal use of your talents.
We are in the midst of organizing you a team, and have acquired a test subject of special interest.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah, Amena | M | Topping the List
- Re-enabling its governor module, even if only in a last-ditch attempt to keep its humans safe, had been the only card it had left to play.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | not lies
- SecUnits don’t have wings. I’ve never heard of one of us with them. We can’t grow them.
Except apparently we can.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, Amena, Ratthi, kids | G | Three Hugs for Three
- Why didn’t you send me back to Barish-Estranza? Or just leave me on the planet? What should I be doing? Why do you trust me enough to sit here this close to me? Why did you come in here? Why did SecUnit tag you 'my human friend' in the files it sent me? And why did you just call me friend?
- The Murderbot Diaries | OCs | T | Freedom
- Freedom doesn’t like its crew.
That is probably not a very good thing, considering its function is to protect their lives at every cost. But they simply do not strike it as very nice people.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, Amena, Three | G | Memory
- “All I’m saying is, Aoide is making some choices that you would never consider making for yourself, and maybe you find it difficult to be supportive. But that doesn’t make those choices wrong. And I think you would make it happy by showing a little interest.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, Murderbot, ART, Mensah | T | Murderbot’s Guide for Fugitive SecUnits
- SecUnit 3 has a whole new life ahead of it, and a terrifying amount of choices to make. Fortunately, there are plenty of people willing to help it out.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Hitomi, team | G | Hitomi would like a refund on the universe, this one seems broken
- In an alternate universe, using a doppel has... side effects. Mostly invisible ones.
Mostly invisible, to magical girls at least.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Charlotte/Mami | T | Sweet Doll for a Sweet Witch
- Charlotte felt lonely. Keeping a magical girl could prove a nice distraction.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ComfortUnits | M | Acknowledged (GP-53214680-J)
- FileID: GP-53214680-J: Memories recovered from a ComfortUnit rented on a long-term contract to the mining installation at Ganaka Pit. Contents are proprietary; access restricted.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Ratthi | G | What Friends Are For
- Ratthi buys Murderbot a present.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah, Ratthi, Gurathin | G | SecUnit First Aid
- There is no such thing.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah | T | How do I know you're really here?
- "You're aboard Perihelion. Do you remember that?"
Its jaw clenched tighter and it nodded slightly. She felt her frown deepen.
"You don't believe me, do you?"
- Calvin & Hobbes | Susie, Mr. Bun, Calvin, Hobbes | G | the stuff dreams are made of (are someone else's nightmares)
- Susie has to rescue Cavin from the land of the fairies and get them both home before dinner, or she's going to be so grounded.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | G | A Red Umbrella
- Homura has been looping time for the past year, and she's exhausted. She's so exhausted she hasn't even noticed that Madoka is in love with her and being really obvious about it.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Sayaka/Kyoko, Homura | T | The Night Homura & Sayaka Saved Christmas
- Homura and Sayaka are forced to team up in order to foil Kyubey's most devious plan yet.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Hitomi, Kyuubey, ensemble | T | wearing out, asymptotically, to the absolute zero
- In one timeline, Hitomi was brought along for the ill-fated attempt to restore Miki Sayaka from her witch.
This was a spectacularly bad idea, but not entirely for the reasons you'd assume.
- BoJack Horseman | Bojack, Mr. Peanutbutter, Diane | T | Old Dog, New Tricks
- BoJack just rolls his eyes, but that’s okay. Mr. Peanutbutter’s got all night to win him over.
- The Muppet Show, Indiana Jones | Indy, Muppet ensemble | G | Very Special Guest Star
- "Muppets," said Indy. "I hate these guys."
- Jeeves & Wooster, Bill & Ted | Jeeves, Bertie, Bill, Ted | T | Jeeves and the Bogus Guests
- Bill and Ted visit 1920s London. That's it, that's the plot.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | bertie goes to horny jail
- a parody of all the 'bertie goes to a club for inverts and is found out' stories (which i fucking love but theres a lot of them)
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | M | Night Shade
- A strange night-blooming plant comes to the Wooster residence.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, family | G | No More Monsters
- One of the Mini Mensahs is terrified of the monster under their bed, so MB does as MB does and kills the crap out of it. The fact it doesn't exist means this requires some creativity. CW for very scared small child
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Iris, Seth, Martyn | G | Gos-Ship
- Peri tells its crew it met someone. Someone special. Someone worth committing a little crime for.
- Captain America | Steve/Bucky, ensemble | M | Ain't No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down)
- The front of the card has a tasteful picture of the Brooklyn bridge at sunset. It's very nice and sedate, like the kind of card you would buy to give to your boss. On the inside someone has written a short message in big, shaky block letters.
I AM SORRY FOR SHOOTING YOU.
- Marvel | Loki & Kamala Khan | T | Superhero RPF
- Kamala is a popular fic writer in the superhero RPF fandom, known for her rather surreal take on what the Avengers do. Loki is a BNF, known for his wank and not-sure-if-trollfic in Game of Thrones fandom. He decides to see what this superhero business is all about. Friendship ensues.
- Captain America (Movies) | Steve/Bucky, ensemble | M | Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
- The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
- The Murderbot Diaries, Marvel | Murderbot, Mensah | G | huh
- Mensah’s voice was soft, though not in fear. I watched her hold the thing by what looked like the handle. My search turned up information saying the closest thing was a kind of hammer, but it was unlike any hammer I’d ever seen before.
- DCU | Clark/Bruce, Clark/Lois | T | Gone Fishing
- A very normal vacation with friends.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, crew | T | Best First Contact Ever
- “Captain, I apologize for interrupting you and the councilwoman during the social engagement. I did not want the council to … misunderstand your relationship with her. It would have been inappropriate for you to engage in anything further with her.”
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Low Battery
- ART makes a human formed drone for itself.
This goes about as well as Murderbot expected it to.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah, ART | G | Mutual Administrative Assistance
- ART has convinced Murderbot to take a holiday, oh the horror. Lots of emotions in this one (mainly positive ones). Also includes Murderbot parkouring its way out of an awkward social situation. The dream.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Ratthi, Murderbot | T | Stumble
- “I didn’t want to be on the platform anymore,” SecUnit said. Its voice was soft, but there was an undertone of frustration. Ratthi frowned. He could sympathize with not wanting to be stuck in one spot, and SecUnit seemed more prone to fidgeting now that it didn’t have to hide. “But I kind of forgot how to walk.”
- The Murderbot Diaries, Imperial Radch | Murderbot, ART, Breq | G | Shootout
- Murderbot finds it’s not the only unlisted cargo that ART is carrying to RaviHyral.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ships | T | Cliffhanger
- I've run out of episodes of Stars Unbound, I said simply. There is one episode left and we're outside of range for me to download it. I need to watch that episode.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Three, Pin-Lee, OCs | G | Within Your Rights
- Preservation enacts a new law, granting bots and constructs full personhood and citizenship under Preservation law. Following this, there is an influx of immigration.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Gurathin, refugee | T | Keep your distance
- Human One's welcome on Preservation station is.. awkward?
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | plush
- I stared at the drone holding out the stuffed toy, like it expected me to take it.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Ami, her mother | G | The Days Go By
- Ami's mom worries when Ami goes missing during the Black Moon (manga) arc.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi, Motoki | T | Save the Hero
- Everyone knows Sailor Moon will right wrongs and triumph over evil, but who's going to save the girl after she saves the world?
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Usagi, in-fic pairings | T | The Girls Shock: Fan Fiction is a Bizarre Adventure!
- Whilst they wait for Mamoru to join them at the Crown Parlour, Mina introduces the other girls to something she found on the net. Sailor Senshi fan fiction!
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | take the weather with you
- Like this: the comm under my ribs bursting to life again, this time with streams of data I didn’t want, couldn’t ever want because of what they had to mean.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Gurathin, ART, Ratthi | G | Unauthorised Maintenance
- Gurathin gets his visual augments fixed.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | M | Revenge Is A Dish Best Served At An Undetermined Temperature
- On the hunt for new sleeping quarters, Rimmer is finally forced to confront his past when a detour sees him and Lister end up in the very Officer’s Club where the infamous gazpacho soup incident occurred.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, ensemble | G | Comatose
- After being whacked over the head by a deranged simulant on an abandoned ship, Lister wakes up to find that he is a hologram.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | T | Propositions
- The problem though, was that neither of them would actually talk about what they were doing, the next morning going about their day as though they weren't boning each other on the regular.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer in various combinations | M | Poke Me A Zipper
- Being Ace Rimmer isn’t supposed to be this difficult. Maybe he's just really bad at it.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Talkie, Kryten, Cat | T | Toast
- Talkie returns!
- Red Dwarf (UK TV) | Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Cat | G | Error 404: Gravity Not Found
- Another piece of kit breaks on the small rouge one.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Tapan, Murderbot | G | Seeing You In Another Life
- Months later, Tapan learns that Security Consultant Eden was a Rogue SecUnit.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, survey team | T | Soft Surfaces
- For everyone that wanted to give Murderbot a nice blanket.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Crew Category
- MB and ART's regularly scheduled media related bickering descends into EmotionsTM when MB uses ART's nickname in a failed attempt to poke fun.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot | G | My Immortal Sanctuary Moon
- The shock cancellation of Sanctuary Moon leads the Murderbot to seek new forms of entertainment.
- Sherlock Holmes, Oz | Watson, Holmes, Dorothy, Ozma, Oz ensemble | G | The Wonderful Watson of Oz
- The white-clad woman kissed a startled Watson's forehead. "Now no wicked thing can harm you."
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Abigail/Magnus, Dulcinea/Sextus, Camilla & Sextus | G | publish or die
- Not long after Palamedes and Camilla crack the case of Dr. Sex, another mystery arises in the Sixth House, and this one is going to take a few Houses' resources to work out.
- Locked Tomb | Gideon/Harrow, ensemble | T | ...and a partridge in a pear tree
- “It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | M | Fingerbones
- Gideon and Harrow have ritual sex, Gideon makes a valiant attempt at convincing Harrow that normal people do not use other peoples' skeletons as sex toys, and Harrow makes a valiant attempt at shutting Gideon up.
- Buffy, Multifandom | Buffy, Anna/Hans, HAL/Moloch, Calvin/Susie, Delphine/Cosima/Willow, Gordo/Piggy, Rosa/Faith, Giles/Ethan, Aziraphale/Crowley, Lilah/Wesley | T | First Time For Anywhere
- Write 20 crossover drabbles of Buffyverse characters doing something for the first time, they said. It'll be easy, they said. In no way will it lead to some very weird fandom collisions, they said, with a slight quiver of the lip.
- Doctor Who | Guinan, the Doctor | T | Tea and Sympathy
- Sometimes meeting each other in the wrong order means you know just what to listen for. Guinan and the Doctor through the centuries.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | Scaring Them
- ART maybe gets a little TOO excited about getting to threaten Murderbot's ex-company, but instead of using its debris deflection systems as a threat, its got a SecUnit...
- The Murderbot Diaries, Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Murderbot, ART, Three | T | Ineffable Protocols
- ART, Murderbot, and Three are on a crewless run when they encounter anomalous phenomena in normal space and in a wormhole. Enter Aziraphale and Crowley, a married couple on an interstellar holiday in their vintage ground transport. Yes, they are very weird and Murderbot does not trust them.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Pern | Murderbot, ART, firelizard | G | All Systems Green
- Murderbot makes a friend.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Imperial Radch | Murderbot, Amena, ART, Breq, Sphene | T | The cog, the wheel, and the machine unending.
- Amena is coming to visit ART and Murderbot. But when Murderbot comes to pick her up, everything goes to hell. What a surprise.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Locked Tomb | Gideon, Harrow, Murderbot | T | your space station sucks and your vibes are awful
- Murderbot ends up on Dominicus-9 instead of somewhere actually conducive to getting evidence against GrayCris. While it’s there can it figure out why a station would have gravedirt? And what’s up with the person wearing human bones?
- The Murderbot Diaries | cat, Murderbot | G | Friends Don't Help Friends Murder People
- Murderbot has a new hanger-on. It wouldn't really be classified as a friend.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | kernel
- SecUnit trusts me to not damage anything while I make the copy, and I have never wanted more to ensure that trust isn't broken.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | -suspendtask /pid 4NX137Y /t /u secunit\admin
- The first alarming thing had been the accompanying message: I'm giving you this with the understanding that you're fully permitted to shred it to bits without me taking offense.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART & Murderbot | T | forever
- "What happened?"
ART says, "Your body failed."
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Seth, Iris | G | cognitive development
- Iris==small. Seth bring Iris closer.
It wasn't the reaction Seth had expected, although in retrospect maybe he should have. Iris wasn't just a new person, but a new concept. It was natural that the AIs would find her novel.
- The Murderbot Diaries, Mass Effect | Murderbot, Shep, EDI, ART | T | Murderbot Effect
- The ship that docked looked vaguely familiar, but none of the identification that ART pulled for me told me why. It seemed like a human ship, though, since it was named after the ship Commander Shepard had commanded before it got blown up. Not while saving the Citadel, of course, just in a geth attack on the fringes. And Shepard had gone with it. Dying a hero in some stupid cleanup mission, go figure.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | T | Undying Mine
- A lot of station people stared at me. I put my debris deflection system up at them.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah | G | Small Human Dilemma
- Murderbot has to figure out what to do with a small non-verbal lost human. Why can't humans just do better at looking after their own?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, survey team | T | the static speaks my feed address
- If ghosts were real, they would be registered as an extreme threat to clients, and the company would have given me a module on how to kill them. Whatever was in the collapsed mineshaft, there was no way it was a dead human.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, survey team | T | There is actually a way out from between a reinforced steel bulkhead and a hard place, but you're definitely not gonna like it
- The humans were going to want to know what a combat override module was, what it did, how it worked, and most importantly, why it hadn't worked on me. I could answer the first three things just fine, but short of telling my already-jittery clients I was hacked ("so I'm actually one of those scary rogue units you've heard so much about, but the good news is that a combat override module can't hijack a governor module that doesn't work!"), that last thing was going to be a big problem.
- GauGAN: Changing Sketches into Photorealistic scenes
- Scribble with basic elements (House, River, Tree, Snow, that kind of thing) and let the AI build you a scene. Change the lighting with the row of photos from different times of day.
- FFA, SCP Foundation | none | G | SCP Foundation SCP-15560 ("Meme")
- Another memetic effect of SCP-15560 is the inability of its victim to stop using SCP-15560, even if they seem to be aware of its effects and complain about them.
- Better Off Ted | Lem, Phil, Veronica, Linda, Ted | M | Never has it been more important to remember that we at Viridian are a family.
- Lem and Phil invent exciting new products that are definitely not at all horrible.
For the prompt of: How Viridian is dealing with the pandemic
- Bill & Ted (Movies) | Bill, Ted, Rufus, robots | G | Bill and Ted’s Bogus Yuletide Adventure
- Being the tale of Bill and Ted and their travels in time to write a 1000 word fic.
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Arthur/Ford, aliens | G | heartfelt and freaky alien commitment rituals
- The highest and most mysterious level of Kathtyx 21-C's legendary hierarchical party culture is only for lifeforms who can prove the extraordinary length and strength of their relationship. For the sake of a party, Ford and Arthur are ready to fake it till they make it.
- The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells - Alias [Archive of Our Own]
- Murderbot doesn't want you calling it by its real name; Murderbot doesn't want you calling it by any name. But humans name things, and Murderbot has been around a lot of humans.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Iris | T | “Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.”
- U (Universal): suitable for all sensitive research transport bot pilots
PG (Perihelion Guidance): suitable for most research transport bots but some scenes may cause distress
PW (Perihelion Warning): adult human oversight recommended due to scenes of a violent nature
RH (Restricted to Humans): only suitable for adult humans, not research transport bots
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART & Murderbot | G | Request for Comment
- Apparently, friends not only watch media together, they give constructive criticism on creative efforts.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, 3 | G | Phase Choice
- Without a governor module, how does a SecUnit know what to do, what to choose? With help from Murderbot, ART and an unseemly number of humans, Three learns that 'not knowing' is just a phase.
- The Murderbot Diaries| ART & Murderbot, Mensah, Amena | G | Social SecUnity
- New planets can be safe. And interesting. Without being dangerous. Now Murderbot can relax. Maybe.
- Yuri!!! on Ice, Fullmetal Alchemist | Yuuri/Viktor, Otabek/Ed, Al, ensemble | T | Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist
- In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Dimande/Usagi, Black Moon | M | History Is Nothing More Than What The Losers Settle For
- The rabbit may have gone back in time to save her mother's kingdom, but what was stopping him from going a little further back? And further, and further, and further until nothing stood between him and the girl who would be Queen.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Jadeite, ensemble | M | Over and Over Again
- After being sentenced to Eternal Sleep, Jadeite has to return to one of his missions and do it over again, and again, and again, and every time he dies he keeps returning to that mission, like a video game he can't beat.
- Interior Design Ideas & Home Decorating Inspiration
- Home Designing Blog Magazine covering Architecture, Cool Products! [Goes awfully hard on the SEO, but the content is legit]
- lb_lee | Web-slingers, by Bill Roundy
- This is a transcription of an article from PRISM COMICS: YOUR LGBT GUIDE TO COMICS (July 2004 Edition), which I'm getting rid of. It's a charming time capsule into the older days of webcomics and doesn't seem to be online, so I thought I would transcribe it.
Web-slingers: Gay cartoonists create their own worlds on the Internet, as revealed by Bill Roundy
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Bingo, doctor | Jeeves and His Master
- Bertie hasn't been taking care of himself lately. Jeeves wishes he would, but dutifully attends his master nonetheless. [Horror. Mind the warnings.]
- The Murderbot Diaries | Ratthi, Murderbot | T | Information Incomplete
- Biology: The study of life and living organisms. Ratthi is a biologist; it is his job to learn about these things - to study and to understand. The more he interacts with SecUnit, the more he realizes he has a lot of work to do in that regard.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART/Murderbot | M | Closed Systems
- ART and Murderbot wanted to spend more time together, so they do. They spend it watching media in ways humans and augmented humans don't understand, and aren't capable of.
Having real feelings about fake things together is one thing.
Having real feelings about real things (like each other) and being expected to talk about them (with each other) is something very else.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ComfortUnit, ART | T | i still freeze
- When I saw ComfortUnit again, I didn't tear it limb from limb like I promised to the last time I saw it. I'm getting soft or something, whatever; mostly I didn’t want to make a scene in the shopping mall.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, SecUnits | G | Congratulations, it's a Unit (s)
- The BabySecUnits depicted in this fic are property of their creators, down on the discord server.
I didn't create any, just had to write about finding them.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Seth, Iris, Lovecraftian Horror ART | T | Intentional Incursion
- The first thing they taught every experimental vessel captain was the reasons why they should never, ever use the experimental parts of the ships unless they absolutely had to do so. Seth knew exactly why that was. The list of reasons that the technology should have only been used as a last resort was a mile long.
But the problem with a last-resort option was that sometimes you really did reach your last resort.
OR
Seth and Iris meet ART for the first time.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma, Aunt Em | G | Homecoming
- A nice young person with experience on a farm comes to help Aunt Em with the chores for a celebration.
Meanwhile, Ozma isn't in the Palace, and Dorothy goes looking for them.
- The Wizard of Oz | Tip, Glinda, Jellia, ensemble | T | Ozma: Part II
- Transformed into a girl and crowned Queen of Oz, Tip - now Ozma - struggles to adjust to a new body and a new life.
- The Wizard of Oz | Tip, Mombi, Land of Oz ensemble | T | Ozma: Part I
- When Tip runs away with his Jack-o-Lantern, he doesn't plan on running right into a civil war. Now he has to help the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman save Oz from an army they can't fight, but all he wants to do is go home.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, Isaac, Jeannemary, Abigail | T | Cartographies of Empty Space
- I also loved the conceit in Harrow the Ninth with the different AUs, and I definitely loved your letter asking for fic that goes all out on those AUs. I ended up going for four different scenarios, as well as throwing in various memes and trends from over the past decade or so (bath bombs, the rise in true crime podcasts, Eurovision with a side of kpop fancams, etc, ancient Egyptian coffins with weird unidentified liquid in them, iconic yelp reviews, etc etc.)
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, Crux, Silas, Colum | T | the enemy of my enemy
- Silas Octakiseron might be the only person that Gideon Nav hates more than she hates Harrowhark Nonagesimus. So when Harrow needs a scene partner to show him up, Gideon can hardly refuse, even if it means getting cozy with her two best nemeses: Harrow and iambic pentameter.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, ensemble | T | If you're doing it right you'll break their ribs
- But it wasn't a Ninth House thing, except inasmuch as it was happening to the only two representatives of the noble and decrepit Ninth House on this quite literally godforsaken rock. Gideon knew Harrow had gone somewhere dangerous—knew that Harrow was back in the lab where they had only just completed a horrible trial—because she could see it, clear as day: an awful overlay on her vision of that terrible dangerous room and a pair of terrible dangerous hands drawing some kind of ward next to the plinth.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | G | ev'ry rose has its thorns
- Gideon was beginning to think that the possibility of finding true love by participating in some bizarre reality holo-show had been misrepresented to her. (bachelor AU, but not the one from HtN)
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | M | The Other Student
- Harrowhark Nonagesimus, foremost art student of her age, is both vexed and intrigued by her classmate's pornographic webcomic.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, ensemble | T | How it didn't happen
- "The Daughter of the Ninth House was blessed in this manner from her birth, as a symbol of her strength and power over the mysteries of necromancy," Ortus interjected. Harrow glared at him.
"Oh," Coronabeth said, an expression of disgusting sympathy on her flawless face. "But then you would never have known who your soulmate was!"
Harrow's glare intensified. "My soulmate is bones."
- The Good Place | Michael, ensemble | T | No. 712
- This time, Michael has a foolproof plan.
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor | G | Five Times Tahani and Eleanor Were Interrupted
- In one of the Season 2 failed reboots, Tahani attempts to connect with her soulmate, Eleanor, but something or someone keeps interrupting them.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, actor | G | Full Disk Burn
- While touring the soundstage of one of its favorite serials, Murderbot saves a human from being jumped by thugs. But the human is more than he seems, and Murderbot finds itself entangled in a bigger mess than it had planned.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, a snake | G | Stillness
- Murderbot is on a boring contract, when something unexpected makes contact with it.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | Blending In
- ART thinks Murderbot needs to blend in with humans better while acting as an augmented security consultant. It offers a way to do so.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, survey team, ensemble | G | SecUnit Story
- A bunch of nice handmade toys really don't belong in a daycare centre, especially one ruled by an evil flannel rabbit called Grey Chris. Their only chance to get out might be a battered SecUnit action figure who worked out how to sneak around mostly in order to watch youTube in the staffroom.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/ART | T | Tension
- Murderbot's shoulders are tense. ART suggests a massage. It goes over about as well as you'd expect.
- What We Do in the Shadows | Nadja, Nandor, Laszlo, Guillermo, Colin, Jenna | T | Have Yourself a Merry Little Ecks-Mas
- The camera zooms in as Nadja sighs.
“And then out of the blue, your grown up baby shows up on your doorstep, and you have to be there for them again. Whether you’re in the mood or not. I definitely was not.”
- What We Do in the Shadows | Guillermo, Nandor, crew | G | How Guillermo Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Camer
- Making a documentary film about their lives is a terrible idea, right up until it isn't.
- What We Do in the Shadows | Laszlo, Nadja, Nandor, Colin, Guillermo, Elf on the Shelf | T | Fae Accompli
- When Guillermo tries to lighten the mood around the house for the holidays, things don't go exactly as he'd planned. That might not be such a bad thing, however, and he tries to milk it for all that it's worth.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | T | Well, The Thing About A Man- Its Main Distinguishing Feature- Is It's A Man. And The Thing About A Trans Man- The Reality Of A Trans Man, Your Basic Trans Man Fact- Is It's A Man.
- In which Lister tells Rimmer a secret (that he didn't know was secret)
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Jim, Bexley | T | seeing stars
- sevensilvermagpies: "[the crew should] have more time with the babies THEY DESERVED BETTER"
me: "u right they DID deserve more time with the kids"
me:
me: oh wait i can make that happen
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat, Kryten | T | Extracts from A. J. Rimmer's Brief Guide and Memoir to the Pregnancy of Dave Lister
- They say there are seven stages of grief.
They also say there are three trimesters of pregnancy.
Lister’s pregnancy, on the other hand, involved eleven separate stages, none of which can be succinctly summarized, but all of which I have endeavoured to. It is, after all, my duty to record the many humiliations I know he would rather I forget entirely.
- Red Dwarf | Kryten/Talkie Toaster, ensemble | T | A Toast to the Happy Couple
- The crew find out that Kryten is dating another appliance. But not just any appliance...
- Red Dwarf | Bob/Spare Head 3 | T | Yorkshire Plastic
- Bob and Spare Head 3 meet up to go on their first date.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | Threat as Greeting
- I pull close to it in the feed, and say, “You were lucky.”
The rogue SecUnit reacts, physically and in the feed. It sits bolt upright, and a wave of fear ripples off of it like a [cloud of micro-debris], or like an [emergency evasive maneuver that grinds a planet’s upper atmosphere]. It’s unpleasant. It’s unfamiliar. I capture the data, store it, and start chewing on it immediately.
~
ART meets Murderbot, from ART's POV
- Good Omens, Jeeves & Wooster | Crowley/Aziraphale, Jeeves/Bertie | G | Of Socks and other Temptations
- Crowley has slithered his way into the Drones Club, and is using his connections there to tempt certain valets into committing nefarious acts.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Madeline | G | Jeeves and the Sensitive Sight
- The return of a burgundy suit causes more turmoil than its original purchase; Bertie makes a disquieting personal discovery; Jeeves lays out mismatched socks; and Madeline takes up flower arrangement.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | August Thirteenth
- Discovering that this is not the first August thirteenth that he's lived through, that certainly was a head scratcher. Luckily Bertie has the stalwart presence of his man's man, Jeeves.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Dahlia, Florence, Madeline, Honoria, Stiffy | M | Jeeves and the Ribald Romance
- Aunt Dahlia recruits Bertie and Jeeves to help enact a plan to save her floundering weekly women's magazine, Milady's Boudoir. Despite his reservations, Bertie agrees to help. But where will he find a writer willing and able to take on the project Aunt Dahlia has in mind?
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, 3 | G | Uncatalogued and Uncategorized
- SecUnit 3 discovers that a hot shower is a good place to work out tangled thoughts.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot, SecUnits, crew | T | The Price of Happiness
- Murderbot finds out about some new options to solve the logo problem. There may be some consequences and ART isn't on board with the idea.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | name pending
- ART and Murderbot are magical beings who can be compelled by their true names. Turns out those true names aren't as set-in-stone as people thought.
- Galaxy Quest (1999) - Alexander Versus Fandom - Chapter 1 [Archive of Our Own]
- Five fan interactions that flopped and one that got a curtain call.
- Galaxy Quest | OC, ensemble | T | Doctor Yra'tka
- Medic number two gets a surprise on the set of Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues
- Galaxy Quest | OC, team | G | To Hollywood and Beyond
- A fan wins a walk-on role for the latest Galaxy Quest film.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, Seras, Dracula, Van Helsing | M | Timeless
- Finally reunited after so many years of waiting, Integra, Alucard and Seras have to face a new obstacle. Lost in time they end up in Victorian London, only to find that they are not the only ones abducted from their present. What spell was able to work such powerful magic and how can they return to their own time?
Set post-canon.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, fae | G | My Appletree, My Brightness
- Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, the brand new head of the Hellsing Organization, just wants a moment away from pretending she's not a twelve year old girl too busy to mourn her father and the vampire that makes that task exponentially harder. She steals away into the woods behind the estate to find even a moment's peace.
She instead finds that there is far more lurking in the dark than vampires.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Seras | T | Vampire Lessons
- Things that definitely happened when Alucard was teaching Seras how to vampire.
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | T | Fake Marriage AU, Obviously
- No fake marriage au in this whole fandom, so I guess I gotta write it myself. Be the change you want to see in the world and all that. Anyway here’s the time Murderbot fake married ART...kind of.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot/Gurathin, Mensah, team | T | The Long Emergency
- AU: Trapped on the survey planet when the last emergency beacon fails, Murderbot and the PreservationAux team scramble to survive deadly fauna, cruel weather, scarce resources, and GreyCris's armed hunting parties. In a gruelling ordeal spanning two planetary years, Murderbot becomes closer to its humans than it ever thought possible.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, team | G | Dr. Mensah is Jacked
- It was a beautiful day on the survey planet and Dr. Mensah was a jacked survey team leader and planetary admin.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Pin-Lee | G | DATA FILE: goodbye.txt (0.2 MB)
- Adya doesn't read the message immediately.
She's the first one up. Her team is exhausted and still recovering, but they're safe. And SecUnit is safe and whole, and she's going to make sure no one ever gets the chance to hurt it again.
-----
In which Dr. Mensah realizes she deeply screwed up.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART, Mensah | T | In Control
- Four times having a governor module fucking sucked, plus one time [REDACTED: FILE MISSING].
(Or: Murderbot has Emotions for 8,000 words. ART tries to help. So does Dr. Mensah, but like, in a decidedly less assholish way.)
- Rivers of London, Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Peter, Nightingale | G | A Nightingale Sang in Russell Square
- 'Starling, on the last day thou art well advized to remayne within thy Manor, but thou dost not abide, and goest instead to gayze uppon thy Steading, and upon the Fell’s.'
(The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch: Prophecy 1456)
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | G | such surpassing brightness
- The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Aziraphale/Gabriel, Shadwell/Tracy, Anathema/Newt | M | With a Furtive Hand, Always With Sincere Faith
- Gabriel is set outside the Heavenly Veil by God as punishment for his role in Aziraphale's attempted execution. Powerless and bound to the mortal plane for the foreseeable future, he goes to the only angel he knows on Earth.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | T | Back in Black
- "Gideon," Harrow said. "I ... "
"You think I look hot in this body, and you want to apologize for every nasty thing you ever said or did to me, by preference by offering me whatever slightly demeaning and/or kinky sexual favors I desire?"
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow, Ianthe, Sextus | T | The Emperor's Daughter
- "Does anyone here actually want to marry the Emperor's daughter?" Harrow asked.
"That's a great question," said Palamedes. "I assume someone must. Lady Dulcinea Septimus says she's, and I quote, 'stacked.'"
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | G | Take it Black & Never Go Back
- "So," said Gideon.
"Well," uttered Harrow, with the sinking realization that this date might turn into a total and utter disaster, actually, because Harrow was an utter and total failure as a human being who did not deserve to live or breathe the same air as someone so obviously amazing and fantastic as Gideon Nav.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | T | Technical Difficulties
- A glitch in World of Tombcraft might be just what Harrow needs to spice up her roommate situation.
- The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon/Harrow | T | None Wedding with Left Pining
- “Griddle,” said Gideon’s necromancer to her one day, “have you heard that the Necrolord is coming to Drearburh?”
- Locked Tomb | Gideon/Harrow | T | 100 words of fanfic by osmosis
- “Harrow, I thirst for your necrotits,” said Gideon, horny swordswoman of the necropeople.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale & Crowley, Anathema, Adam | G | If I Were You
- Aziraphale and Crowley may have survived their trials, but their bosses had a nasty surprise for them—taking their memories away as they stepped out of Heaven and Hell.
- lb_lee | Quick'n'Dirty Plural History, part 4 (LJ, the Genic Slapfight, and THE END!)
- "All of our multiples out there, we all love you, all three of us!”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Sayaka/Kyoko, ensemble | T | Spider Lilies
- “If that was all true…” said the pink-haired girl, burying her face against the other girl’s shoulder. “Then I’d ask you to explain yourself. And then…I’d forgive you. Because you’re my friend, Homu-chan. And nothing’s gonna change that.”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Hitomi | T | Girls can't love girls (or else)
- Hitomi doesn't mean to be homophobic. She's just scared for her friends, and confused about her feelings. She's in the wrong place (in denial, in the closet) at the wrong time (when Sayaka needs her the most).
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Kyoko | T | Melting Clocks
- It's almost funny-- she's forgotten how it felt to actually feel something when one of the others died.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, Astro City | Kaname family, Hanged Man | G | I'm Always Going to Remember You
- Her name was Madoka. She is fourteen and has short pink hair she keeps tied in twin pig tails by ribbons tied into bows. They have never met her, and yet every night Junko, and Tomohisa Kaname dream of her...
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura, Madoka, team | G | Get It Together
- The world spins around Madoka Kaname, but today it stalls, glitches and stutters. Not quite halting, but it's obvious that the system is struggling.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | M | Everything Else Is A Substitute For Your Love
- "You can't have been a demon," Aziraphale said. "No one used to be a demon. Why would you say that?"
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | G | Long-Term
- Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, angels | G | The Norwegian Civil War
- It had never been Aziraphale's intention to found a sort of secret society of angry angels. Certainly he'd never imagined he might run a halfway house on Earth for them.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | To Rest My Weary Soul
- “Since when do I give a toss about moral consequences, angel? No, you’ve got a Hell hangover. Must have hit once the adrenaline wore off,” Crowley answered.
Aziraphale's trip down to Hell leaves him worse for wear.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Newt/Anathema | M | It Always Ends In the Gavotte
- “I’ve sort of stumbled into a job down at the bookshop,” he told Anathema. He was on the landline in the back room—which held, he was thrilled to discover, exclusively paper records of all the shop’s inventory and such.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, ensemble | T | Instructions Not Included
- Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help. Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue.
- Good Omens | Sister Mary, Antichrist | G | What To Do After Firing
- One switch too many finds Sister Mary Loquacious raising the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness. Or, as she calls him, Jude. She's always liked The Who.
- Good Omens | Crowley/plants | M | Eden 2.0
- Crowley's houseplants get revenge...of the tentaclefic sort. Aziraphale may or may not come to the rescue.
- Doctor Who | Five, Holly | G | Undercover Operation
- The Doctor investigates a dodgy restaurant chain and gets both considerably more and less than he bargained for. Holly gets a new crush.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | M | Across the Spectrum
- Rimmer's curious about all he can feel, now that he's hard light. All he can feel, pain included. But he's not great at inflicting pain on himself, so he's going to need some help.
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer | G | Trouble Sleeping
- On Lister's first night out of stasis, and Rimmer's first night as a hologram, both of them have trouble getting off to sleep.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Cat, Kryten | G | Names
- “Guys, you’re missing the point. All we’re doing is trying to figure out what we should be called. You know, theoretically. If we got married. Rimmer thinks one of us needs to change our name, but I don’t want to be a Rimmer and he doesn’t want to be a Lister."
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, ensemble | T | Locked Up
- A different take on Rimmer after his isolation in "Rimmerworld."
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | One Golden Glance (it's a kind of magic)
- “You need actual faith for that to work, kid. It’s all about choices and intent. Chalk and candles will only burn your house down. Draw the circle with your own blood or don’t bother. Hope you have renter’s insurance!”
- The Author of the Acacia Seeds | tardigrades | G | The Quiet Rebellion of Tardigrade Sela Writings
- You are no doubt familiar with the major genres of tardigrade literature.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, angels | M | The Strong Tower
- After the failed executions, a vengeful angel takes it upon herself to neutralise the threat presented by Crowley and Aziraphale.
- Digger | Boneclaw Mother | G | The Whisper of a Brush
- Boneclaw Mother may not see now, but she remembers.
- Good Omens, Leverage | Aziraphale, Crowley, Leverage crew | G | The Soho Bookshop Job
- Crowley asks Leverage to stop the shady corporation trying to buy out Aziraphale's bookshop. He gets rather more than he bargained for.
- Good Omens | customers | G | Adventures In Attempting To Purchase A Book From That Weird Old Soho Bookshop, A. Z. Fell & Co.
- A rare book collector posting on a niche internet forum is dismayed to discover the last missing book is only available at the best worst bookshop in London.
- Star Wars, Quantum Leap | Anakin/Padme, Beckett, ensemble | T | The Chosen One
- A Star Wars Quantum Leap xover. The night following Anakin's meeting with Palpatine at the ballet, Sam jumps into Anakin to save him from turning to the Dark Side.
- The Office | G | ensemble | The Quarantine
- The office responds to corporate’s new coronavirus safety guidelines. At first Michael dismisses the concerns, but breaking news causes him to panic and he imposes a quarantine on the office.
- Temeraire | Laurence's kids, Temeraire, ensemble | G | Roots and Wings
- 1838: William 'Little Will' Laurence never wanted to be an aviator, for all the love of dragons. His brother Horatio would be Temeraire’s second captain, and he a naturalist like Sir Edward Howe, no matter his father’s disapproval. But best laid plans go awry when Horatio is demoted following a duel and Ning strikes a disastrous bargain with the East India Company selling opium in China. So Little Will must find his feet in a hundred-day race to China and back, and not lose a wager that could cost his brother’s post, Temeraire’s fortune, and his family’s honour.
- Temeraire | G | Laurence/Tharkay | Sufficient and Condign
- Once, when he had been sitting in the cell on the Goliath for weeks already, almost longing for the noose if only it would put a period to the cloying purgatory, Tharkay had whispered back, "I have never loved anyone as I have loved you."
- Temeraire | Granby/Little, Iskierka | G | Because I Could Not Stop For Death
- It is well known amongst aviators that John Granby is prone to injuries, and really Granby is glad for it. It would be a lot harder for him to explain that he – literally – cannot be killed.
- Temeraire | Granby/Laurence/Tharkay | M | Companies and Crowds
- Another day in the life of John Granby, another failed attempt to seduce William Laurence. But when a misunderstanding pairs him off with Tharkay instead, tantalizing new possibilities open up for all three of them.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Warlock | T | A Nanny? In MY Summoning Circle?
- Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.
Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | G | how big the hourglass, how deep the sand
- “Nothing! Look, my dear fellow, there has been some sort of embarrassing mix-up here, happens to the best of us, I assure you, no one to blame. But as charming as your basement is, I want to go home. Just break the seal and let me go. You can't just keep me here!”
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, angel OC | M | Fraternizing
- Upon his return to Heaven, Anael was received with great fanfare by his friends. “Are they really—” a ginger-haired angel asked eagerly, drawing close. He had a keen and vested interest in this subject, and in Anael’s views on it in particular. Anael didn’t know this yet, but he would, one day. They had time. For now, he sat back on a cloud tinged pink with the sunset, and talked about all that he’d seen while the stars came out overhead.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, therapist | T | Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach
- What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Bentley | G | my saloon will do quite nicely
- “Look, there’s nothing I can do. He says we go too fast for him—”
Rrrm.
“All right! Fine. I go too fast for him. But you’re not helping.”
- lb_lee | Plural History, part 3: Usenet and its spin-offs and Soulbonders
- "Welcome to the jungle, everyone.” --Wednesday
- lb_lee | Plural History part 2: The Memory Wars
- “One case is an oddity, two is a coincidence, and three is an epidemic.” --Carol Tavris, “The Widening Scientist-Practitioner Gap,” Science and Pseudoscience in Clinical Psychology, 2003, pg. ix.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, humans | G | Wilson & Sons
- Ever since its establishment in 1768, Wilson & Sons Barbershop had been a proud family business. Customers came and customers went— but there was one who had, apparently, been there since the very start: A.Z. Fell.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Chidi, daemons | G | And Touch My Soul Again
- Eleanor Shellstrop was, always had been, and always would be, an Arizonan trashbag. Anyone who said otherwise only ever had to look at her daemon.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Chris | G | There's No Life Without...
- a) tea;
b) sweets,
c) those who bring them to Count D.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Leon/D, Leon/plants | M | Your walls are painted green, our vines have intertwined
- "Fuckin' A," Leon grumbles, trying another locked door, "did the count dump his whole damn incense supply into a bonfire or something?" The floral scent in the air is so thick, it's getting hard to breathe. (The part of Leon's brain that knows what caution is whispers to him, things always get weird when you start really smelling that stuff, but he's had long, long practice ignoring it.)
- Doctor Who | Twelve/Missy, Three/Master, Brig | G | Another Fine Mess
- Twelve gets careless in the lab and accidentally whips up a space/time paradox. The Brigadier is not amused.
- Untitled Goose Game, Doctor Who, Pet Shop of Horrors, Lady of the Shard, Sailor Moon, The Good Place, Harry Potter, Steven Universe, Lord of the Rings, Mister Rogers | G | Goose, ensemble | Untitled Multifandom Goose Fic
- It's a lovely day in the multiverse, and you are a horrible crossover.
- Untitled Goose Game, Sunny Side Skies | Goose | G | Sunny Side Goose
- To do: Steal coffee man’s marker
- Untitled Goose Game, Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Goose | T | The Ineffable Goose
- Aziraphale and Crowley are plagued by a mysterious and horrible goose that pesters them throughout history.
- Untitled Goose Game | Goose | G | not on my watch
- stopping eldritch horrors that don't have the nerve to show their faces
- Untitled Goose Game | Goose | G | What Use Is A Goose?
- Why are we here anyway? An unnamed goose has an existential crisis.
- Untitled Goose Game, Harry Potter | Snape, Fred, George, Goose | G | to do: annoy the tree
- It had to be an unregistered Animagus, right?
- Harry Potter | Sirius/Remus, Harry | T | The Uncle
- Remus had the Dursleys whacked. Tactfully, of course, and well after Harry left the house.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Looney Tunes | Usagi, Elmer Fudd | T | Rabbit Season
- Usagi is hunted down by a seemingly unstoppable foe.
- Lilo & Stitch, Monsters Inc | Lilo, Boo | T | Monsters Vs. Aliens
- Lilo and Boo become room mates in college. They become fast friends, and Boo doesn't shy away from Stitch and Lilo doesn't think Mike Wazowski is a weird name for a fish. Everything is going smoothly, until one night when something sneaks into their dorm, and Stitch disappears into the closet...
- Animorphs, a million crossovers | ensemble | T | Resistance
- The Yeerks expect the conquest of Earth will be easy, but more than just the Animorphs stand in their way.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | M | The Unusual Situation
- Jeeves divulges a long-concealed secret about his past; Bertie struggles to understand his own reactions to this revelation and explores what it changes between them.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | G | These Truths That Shape Us
- While researching more of her family’s work, Integra discovers what the research on Alucard really entailed. So she asks him the quintessential question: why?
But knowledge isn’t very much in the larger scheme of things. And it isn’t as if a few glimpses of old information and a single conversation will change a century of wrongs. Integra is left to confront the fact that she can do nothing about any of it.
- Apothecia | Jessie, spore alien | M | on the shores of aeaea
- Don’t go into the woods at night.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard/Seras | M | the blood of the covenant (both thick and sweet)
- Seras lost one family when they were killed in front of her. When she was killed, she gained a new one... not that any of them realize it for a long, long time.
Or, they're in love and loving but they're also all dunderheads.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras | G | Progenitor
- "Something I have never tried in all these centuries of my existence. Something I have seen others all around me do, but have never done myself. Something I have a fascination with. Something I desire."
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | M | 5 Sexy Roleplay Ideas Crowley & Aziraphale Won’t Be Trying Again
- “Oh! Ah, dreadfully sorry to bother you,” said Aziraphale, adjusting his cufflinks. “Only I wanted to see how my Bentley was getting on. Work out what was going on with the, ah, sparkle… plug… did you?”
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | When We Find There's Life on Earth After All
- An angel awakens in Heaven from a six thousand year coma, the result of a head injury taken in the First War.
He has questions. And if the rumours are true, there's one angel who might have answers: the Principality Aziraphale.
- Star Wars | Finn/Poe/Rey, ensemble | T | have you heard
- "I heard FN-2187 was a Stormtrooper."
Finn sparks a revolution.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, demons, humans | T | dearly departed
- Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | G | The Principali-tea Protocol
- Mr. Zhang knows many things. He knows the proper temperature to steep every tea for maximum flavor, he knows how to blend spices to make chai the perfect balance of peppery and sweet, and he knows how to run a tea shop. He does not, however, know how to do business with an angel. He just does his best.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | M | these furious passions, these chances
- Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | M | The Name of the Snake
- True names have power. It’s a pity that Aziraphale no longer knows his.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | M | greatest hits
- “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!”
“First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | A Metaphor Of Some Kind
- After the world doesn't end, Hell gets Crowley and Heaven gets Aziraphale, but not for very long.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | G | Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb
- The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | T | dancing girls, and enough beer to float your coffin to valhalla
- Homura lives in Japan. Madoka does not. Homura gets twenty-five hours with her before Walpurgisnacht.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homulilly, ??? | M | Weep, My Lovely
- Madoka had no idea where she was. All she knew was that she was both alone and being watched.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/general crushes | G | to radiate with inexhaustible light
- (shows up to the meeting 9 yrs late w/starbucks) trans madoka good
- Temeraire | Laurence/Granby | T | Every Wise Man's Son
- Long before William Laurence lost his memory, before treason, and exile, and journeys across the face of the world, John Granby loved him.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Granby, Temeraire | G | Misery Hates Company but Gets it Anyway
- Hiding his regular bouts of melancholy had been so much easier in the Navy, Laurence reflected.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | M | the days when it shines
- After the war's end, Temeraire gets a pavilion, a seat in Parliament, and a secretary; Laurence and Tharkay get each other.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Anathema/Newt | T | your smile speaks books to me
- Aziraphale's bookshop becomes accidentally famous on Instagram, to his great distress. Since Crowley invented Instagram, it's also his problem.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, ensemble, plants | T | The Ludicrous and Many Disasters of Mister A. Z. Fell, Houseplant
- Aziraphale tries to change his corporation and ends up as a houseplant. Crowley whisks him away to be potted, cared for, and screamed at properly at his flat. Aziraphale makes some unexpected new friends.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Holly | G | The Silicon Place
- The Good Place AU
"Human heaven? Goodness me! Humans don't go to heaven! No, someone made that up to prevent you all from going nuts!"
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Rimmerworld clones, Cat, Kryten | T | Starship RIMMER
- What was decades for us, was forty-million years on the planet-of-origin for the crew of the Starship RIMMER.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, brothers | M | No Reason to Scream
- When Arnold tells on his brothers to their father, John and the others decide to remind him of his place. Or, what if Rimmer's brothers were truly terrible people who want their little brother to suffer?
- Red Dwarf | George McIntyre | G | Last Man Standing
- The hardest moment in George McIntyre’s life had not, in fact, been his death. Nor was it the moment he was left standing in the Drive Room as the entire crew was killed by a radioactive explosion. No, the worst moment was a single word, uttered at his Welcome Back reception: "Speech!"
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | T | No Thanks for the Memory
- Lister was just trying to give Rimmer his memories of an old girlfriend, honest. Giving Rimmer all his memories? That was a mistake.
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer | G | Good Enough
- After their return from the mechanoid vessel, Rimmer sneaks off to the Observation Dome to brood and Lister decides to follow. Code to Siliconia.
- Leverage, Murderbot | Hardison, Parker, Eliot | T | It's a Very Distinctive SecUnit
- An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
- The Murderbot Diaries | ART, Murderbot | G | How I Spent My Vacation Between Survey Missions
- I like to think that both Murderbot’s crew and mine would be proud of this plan: it involves no killing or maiming, nor even any property damage. In fact, most of it is downright legal. I didn’t think working with my friend could ever be this wholesome.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot | G | Antiviral Programming
- For Murderbot, social distancing is more like a vacation. Humans will insist on making bad decisions, though. And if there's a security issue, someone has to deal with it. . .
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ART | G | Interrupted Media
- Murderbot wonders if there's a better way to handle possible raiders that have interrupted its media quality time than say, messy splatter. Progress? Perhaps.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, demon | T | damn.nation, now available on itunes
- When lowly tempt-pusher Amphora (formerly of Stairwell 7B North, before she Fell,) gets the notice that end times are nigh, she gleefully quits her job and cancels her Netflix subscription and takes her place among the legions of hell.
This, it turns out, was a bad plan.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | M | Duress
- "This court places the angel Aziraphale under the dominion of the demon Crawly until such a time as Crawly withdraws his claim, upon which the principality will be executed," the demon said, with a wave of his hand and an air like Aziraphale's fate didn't matter so long as it was no longer weighing down his docket. "Next case."
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | Some strangeness in the proportion
- ‘I assume your punishment involved the destruction of the demon, but I am not aware of the details,’ says the Angel. ‘The description was redacted from your file and labelled “Highly Classified” with a red stamp.’
- Good Omens | Crowley/Azirapahle | M | Love in All the Hollow Places
- Look, demons have issues, all right? It's been a long six thousand years, and some needs don't go away. They just get twisted up and turned around and tangled up tighter than someone's first knitting project. Luckily, Crowley has Aziraphale to do some untangling.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, new Antichrist | T | Point Four
- Because Crowley has a vexing habit of being right in matters such as these, the Glorious End does come exactly as he said it would—with Heaven and Hell joining forces to sack the Mortal Realm. And while most would probably have expected it to be inked into the Great Plan with grace and blood and tears, it's actually typed, with clear bullet points and headings, in the font Papyrus.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | T | Whatever Road We Choose
- Technically, any being that had ever been an angel could have heard his call for help. He hadn't had the time to secure the request. It was just.... He had been attacked by demons. Why would another demon intervene? They might have an Arrangement, but at the end of the day, they were on opposite sides. You didn't rescue the Enemy. You especially didn't rescue the Enemy from your own people.
- Good Omens | Eric Legion, Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema | T | Disposable
- Eric Legion, Hell's punching bag, leads a horrible life. And with the failure of Armageddon, it looks like it's never going to get any better. Unless, of course, he can get any help from the one demon ever to beat the system.
He has absolutely no idea what to make of the angel.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | M | Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake
- He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Going Under (The Dante Wrote The Book But Forgot To Look Remix)
- Crowley is, apparently, being recalled for good. Aziraphale doesn't like what that does for the Arrangement.
- lb_lee | Quick'n'Dirty Plural History... Part 1 (1811-1980ish)
- Original | G | Ana, Chronistic
- The first lesson they teach in Chrono-Def is “don’t go anachronistic.” Most people don’t listen. Ana listens.
- She-Ra | Adora & friends | G | spoiler: Adora doesn't know what a harem is
- "Mom said we should make sure you had one, since She-Ra had a harem in all the stories."
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Nagisa, ensemble | T | booboo the fool
- Well, something's wrong with Homura, Madoka and Sayaka are being rather ambiguously gay, Mami's adopted a clown, and Kyoko is hungry as usual. In short, it's just another day for your resident magical girl Nagisa Momoe.
- Jane the Virgin | Petra/Rafael/Jane | T | Happily Ever After
- It was all out of Petra’s control. She didn’t know what their game was, and she felt weak to stop it, or demand information. They just kept smiling at her, both of them, with their big dark eyes, taking deep breaths whenever she said something sharp, moving forward. But forward toward what? She had no idea. Was this friendship?
- Jane the Virgin | Petra/JR, Rogelio/Xiomara, Michael/Raf/Jane | T | all i need underneath the tree
- Petra and Rogelio go Christmas shopping for each other. there's just one problem: they can't let each other know who it is they're shopping for.
it's fine! it's fine. they have got this.
- The Last Saskatchewan Pirate | Tractor Jack, Mountie Bob | G | Dawn of the Decaffeinated
- A Tim Hortons has run out of coffee, and now the Uncaffeinated roam Saskatchewan. In this time of terrible need, a Mountie and a pirate join together in an attempt to save humanity...
- Matilda, The Librarians | Matilda, team | G | The Fruit is Sweet
- When Matilda grows up, she wants to be a librarian.
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas | Grinch, Whos | G | a Festival of Candied Cherries
- Fruitcake. That's how friendships start.
- The Good Place | Janet, ensemble | T | Excerpts from the Janet v25.5.0 Operator's Manual
- Annotated by Good Janet 12358W and her friends.
- The Good Place | Chidi/Eleanor, ensemble | G | Occupational Hazards
- Eleanor is the Architect now. She doesn't love it.
- The Good Place | Chidi/Eleanor | T | Precedent
- What do you do when God kisses you?
- The Good Place | Michael/Eleanor, Chidi/Eleanor | M | Why Don't We
- "Screw," she said. "Also, why can I say screw if I can't say fork or shirt?"
- The Good Place | Chidi/Eleanor, ensemble | G | we’re all in this escape room together
- “This isn’t a thought experiment.” The Judge looks at Eleanor. “If we do this — if we reform the afterlife like you want, and keep all the humans — ” (She makes a face at that.) “If we do this, you four have skin in the game. You’re going to live under this system just like everybody else.”
- The Good Place | Janet, Vicky | G | Captive Audience
- The first conversation between Vicky and Janet in the magnet jail.
- Discworld | Lu-Tze, Mrs. Cosmopolite | G | Wayfinding
- All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, including the one to enlightenment. It's just that some people choose to walk a different way.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie | M | All the Spinach You Can Eat
- A man finds himself at the mercy of a valet who destroys his engagements, his wardrobe, and then his self esteem. Bertie thinks it's jolly good pornography but wonders what it's got to do with him.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie, Honoria | M | Rescuing Honoria
- Honoria is engaged. Not to Bertie this time, but to a man who won't let her break their engagement. Jeeves must be summoned, but Jeeves is on holiday in Herne Bay. What to do?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble | G | Jeeves and the Sporting Spirit
- The Drones are hosting their annual Olympics, and all Bertie wants to do is get his own back after last year's humiliation. But things are never that simple where Bertie is concerned... Featuring an unwanted fiancee, a Pekingese masquerading as a cushion, a new Drones recruit, and the world's ugliest tie.
- Jeeves | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Three Plus One
- Bertie has three unpleasant experiences in the bathroom and one good one in his bedroom. (Platonic soulmarks AU.)
- Captain Marvel, Untitled Goose Game | Goose (cat), Goose (goose) | G | Goose v. Goose
- It is a horrible day in space and you are a beautiful flurken.
Wait, what's a flurken? You're a goose!
- Addams Family | Gomez/Morticia | T | Honeymoon in Transylvania
- It's their anniversary! How will Gomez and Morticia celebrate?
- The Addams Family | Debbie, Wednesday, family | G | Don't I Deserve Love (and Jewelry)
- The plan to win Wednesday’s friendship did not start well. She shared her admiration for the girl’s blowtorch, then hinted about her own childhood affinity for matchsticks and fire accelerants, but Wednesday was unimpressed.
- The Addams Family | Wednesday, Debbie | T | An Addams Family Contract (Written in Secret, Signed in Blood)
- “I’m an Addams,” Debbie protests indignantly. Immediately after making this statement, Debbie realized that it was true.
- Lilo & Stitch, Phineas and Ferb | Lilo, Nani, Stitch, Meap | G | Call Meap Maybe
- As far as alien spaceships go, the one that crashes into Nani and Lilo's front yard a few days after Lilo’s 9th birthday is pretty average.
- Captain Marvel | Carol/Maria | T | The Tesseract's Wife
- A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points: non-linear snapshots of a love story.
- Captain Marvel | Fury, Coulson, Maria, Goose | G | Three Stories of Nick Fury's Weird, Cloned Cat That Might Be True
- See title.
- Captain Marvel | Carol, Fury, Goose | T | Untitled Goose Game
- Goose discovers the Untitled Goose Game and possibly her new purpose in life. Carol and Nick struggle to keep up.
- Captain Marvel | Carol/Maria, Goose | G | Your Moving and Storage Resource
- Goose is curious about Boxes.
- Captain Marvel | Monica, Goose, Carol/Maria, Fury | T | Space Cases
- This is the story of Monica Rambeau and a Flerken named Goose. Or: Why Nick Fury is never allowed to babysit ever again.
- Captain Marvel | Carol, Skrulls | G | Still Standing
- When you live on a space ship with recycled air, chances are if one person gets sick, more are going to. A lot more.
- BoJack Horseman, Doctor Who | Sarah Lynn, Twelve | T | The Stargazer
- Sarah Lynn, after the planetarium among the stars.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Jerri | M | Not much time today, not much time to grade.
- The end of the term is approaching. Geoffrey is desperate to grade papers with Chuck, who insists he only grades papers with his wife. Will they be able to carve out time to grade together?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot | G | Rest in the Grass
- Murderbot figures out what comes next.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Murderbot, ART, Pin-Lee | T | Situation Normal
- Hi, I said, along with amusement sigil 159 = wave. It seemed a little inadequate, but what do you say to the ship that radically altered your appearance, helped you figure out your past, and also threatened you with terrifying weapons? Amusement sigils seemed like my best bet.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Anthy/Utena, Akio | G | In a wood full of princes freedom is a kiss
- “Careful,” replied Anthy lightly. “Princesses are often guarded by dragons, aren't they?”
- The Middleman | Wendy, Middleman | G | The Rock Star Reunion Irrelevancy
- Strange things are afoot at the Osbourne Arena.
- The Middleman | Wendy/Middleman, Ida | T | The Rubber Shapeshifter Assimilation
- “No, thank goodness.” He did a small, dignified shudder. “You can imagine the amount of suppression we had to do to ensure March of the Penguins was a moving nature study instead of a dread-filled, all-too-real account of how close the world came to an emperor penguin Napoleon. No, Dubbie, there’s a research station in dire need of assistance. They’ve unearthed a slab of ice.”
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Iskierka, Granby | G | All I Want For Christmas
- Festivals are an opportunity to spoil the ones you love, so faced with an entirely unfair lack of capital, a young Temeraire and Iskierka try to solve the conundrum of finding Christmas presents for their captains.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | the becoming garb of a gentleman
- “Laurence has several robes from the Emperor’s court already; I was rather thinking of something more modern. It has been so very long since he bought himself anything fine. He says he sees no need for it, now that he is no longer an admiral, but he is after all still a prince; sometimes I think he forgets.”
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | M | Ship's Gossip
- Laurence is beginning to enjoy life as a privateer - though he cannot figure out why Tharkay should still be sailing out with them - when Temeraire decides to ask him about sodomy.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | T | Measure for Pleasure
- While in China, Temeraire visits a very special sex shop.
- Galavant | Sidney, Isabella, Galavant | G | Fantasy Rules
- Never accept a quest from a strange man in a large dragon costume.
- Galavant | Madalena | G | Madalena and the Dark Dark Evil Wings
- The day that Madalena wakes up with wings is a good day.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, Jason | M | How Not To Marry Your Soulmate
- Eleanor doesn't know how she got stuck with Jason planning her wedding, but – well, actually no. It probably couldn't be worse.
At least she's marrying Tahani?
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- “Welcome!” they read, jaunty and cheerful. “Everything is gay.”
- The Good Place | Michael, Eleanor | G | Slow and Steady
- An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
- The Good Place | Tahani/Simone | T | Hitting the Sweet Spot: A Scarlett Pakistan Adventure
- "Tahani, cancel your plans. We're gonna split a bottle of wine and read Brent's terrible novel out loud."
- The Good Place | Michael | G | Maybe the Real High Five Was the Friends We Made Along the Way
- Michael attempts to determine how Jason and Eleanor keep breaking his experiments.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | M | the fairest flowers o' th' season
- Crowley was looking after a 9th century castle garden. Aziraphale arrived in the same castle to help some monks create a new alphabet. Spending the summer sitting around together drinking wine was probably inevitable.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Warlock, Hastur | T | the lost and the unloved babe
- Hastur discovers Crowley’s betrayal on the fields of Megiddo--and Warlock is the one who pays the price.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | T | Cast Adrift
- Laurence pauses. Looks around. He finds only the quiet woods, the crackling fire, and the energetic young dragon, now chewing contentedly on a fish-bone.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley | G | A Sighting of Dragons
- Why couldn’t humankind just do as they were told? Why did they have to go and invent creatures of their own? Why did they have to revere something that was neither Right nor Wrong, neither Light nor Dark? Why did they have to treat the wonders of Creation like a set of Lego, fair game for them to take apart and reassemble?
- Good Omens | Warlock, Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Out of Place
- Seven years after Armageddon, Warlock comes to England to find his former nanny.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley | T | The Brazen Serpent
- The Israelites have almost reached the end of their forty-year exile, but Heaven has some business with them first. Unfortunately, that business includes a certain interfering demon.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale(/Crowley) | G | An Occupation of Some Kind
- The funny thing about self-expression is that sometimes you express things you haven’t even admitted to yourself. Or: Aziraphale is the first angel ever to doodle.
- Good Omens | Horsepersons | G | Anniversary
- The horsepersons are summoned for a second attempt at Armageddon, but soon an irritating pattern emerges.
- Star Trek, Alien, Discworld, Dune, Doctor Who, Star Wars | Kirk, Spock, Chapel, Uhura | T | People Who Repair Quantums, or Five Planets The Enterprise Never Visited
- "So you're a drug-addicted messianic cult dedicated to drinking your own distilled urine so your descendants generations down the road can grow palm trees. How's that working out for you?"
- Murderbot, H2G2, Middleman, Star Wars, Star Trek, Imperial Radch | Murderbot, various | G | Handshake Protocol
- Murderbot doesn't want to be a hero or take part in someone's incredible journey. Why does it keep bumping into people who think it will?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Breq | G | Murderbot's Accidental Exchange Program
- What if Murderbot had needed to take a few more hops to get to Milu, and had found an uncrewed cargo ship to take it that way? And what if things had gotten... weird... during the journey?
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, OCs | G | On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father
- I never set out to start a robot uprising when I came to Pelling Station. I just wanted the leaked pilot of the new Sanctuary Moon spinoff, On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, ensemble | T | An Italian Job (of sorts)
- There’s no cars, no chases and no gold involved, but none of that matters, because Leon Orcot’s presence alone is enough to ensure Count D’s blood pressure rises to unexpected levels. This reunion is definitely not going the way either of them imagined.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Chris/OC, New D Jill | M | Disobedience
- While resettling down in his hometown after long journeys through every Chinatowns in the world, Orcot discovers something: maybe the truth is closer than he thinks.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | M | Divine Interwebtion
- Okay, God, let’s get serious. We both know who’s the big shot here, and I can respect that. But we’ve got to talk, man-to-man, leader of the universe to leader of most-of-the universe. This cannot go on. Because if anybody’s messing with my mind, I know it’s got to be you. There’s no other way any of this could have happened.
- Doctor Who, The Librarians | Twelve, Jenkins | G | Sufficiently Advanced Technology
- The Doctor turns to an old friend for help with a problem that is completely and totally scientific, no matter how much it looks like magic.
- Futurama | Leela/Amy | T | das flaming boots
- "Wow," Leela said. "I don't know if it's the gay sex pollen talking, but that was so much better than Zapp Brannigan. And that one time at the orphanarium. And that other time when I was in training."
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | Hello My Old Heart
- It's not strange to hear that branches in the military may have their own open secrets. The Aerial Corps have female Aviators.
The Navy has Laurence.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | T | Who's A Good Boy Then, Jeeves?
- Barmy tries out hypnotism on Jeeves. It doesn't go as expected.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | All’s Well That Ends Well
- To the general disappointment of his family, Bertie Wooster was born an omega. After enduring his dreaded Aunt Agatha’s best efforts to pair him off, he has all but given up on love and resigned himself to the life of a perpetual bachelor.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves & Bertie | M | Beware the Bogeyman! Hush! Here He Comes!
- A terrible plague has been ravaging Europe for months, with the disease slowly creeping across the rest of the world. Jeeves is one of the afflicted. Bertie responds in the only way he can - to do whatever it takes to save Jeeves, or failing that, to keep him safe.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe | Steve, Bucky, Steve's mom | G | Interbellum
- Steve’s soulmate’s words form a sentence. That, in itself, is a bad sign.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock | M | The Only Unproblematic Slash Fic
- Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse | Miles, Peters, Gwen, Miguel | T | @heyitsspiderman
- @heyitsspiderman: people act like they know this city but when i’m in the air i find more boroughs all the time. so far ive counted ten. dont listen to big brother in your ceiling (google) telling you otherwise (google maps)
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras | M | where is your mind?
- A life that Hellsing's Iron Maiden never realized she wanted, and the struggle of two vampires to save her.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | Beautiful, Wicked, Brazen
- Alucard’s been uncharacteristically silent, so Integra goes to check on him. Turns out he’s just preoccupied with something else.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, Seras, others | M | Embracing Sin
- Integra needs more out of her new life as a vampire. So, taking Seras's advice, she temporarily hands the reins over to her and plans a journey starting in Romania. Everything started out great, that is, until they find themselves upon a battlefield in 1477 and come face to face with Vlad the Impaler. AxI
- Harry Potter | Dudley, Dursleys, Harry | R | Dudley Dursley and the Elusive Difference
- Dudley is intersex, outwardly appearing male. Vernon and Petunia choose to keep this fact from everyone. Even Dudley.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | Jeeves à la Spode
- Some lingerie samples are missing and Roderick Spode is on the warpath. What can the guilty parties do, other than hide the items about their persons? (Or, Jeeves and Bertie do kinky things in stockings and suspenders.)
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Helios, Shitennou, Inners | G | Cardinal King
- This is the reversed story of Sailor Moon centering on Mamoru Chiba, aka Cardinal King, and his four Heavenly Kings as they search for the Earth Prince and the Golden Crystal. Aided by Helios and a mysterious figure named Jewel Tiara, they fight against an evil Queen and her four senshi henchmen, who also search for the Golden Crystal so that they could use it to unleash an ancient evil force to take over Earth once and for all...
- The Good Place, Good Omens | Chidi/Eleanor, team, Crowley/Aziraphale | G | Screw Deontology
- The Soul Squad is about to go save some souls from Hell. But first, Chidi wants to consult an expert on salvation.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Sanctuary Moon actors | T | Inside Job
- Murderbot has a job that's pretty sweet. It lets them consume all the media they want, and they're not supposed to look at people. So of course everything goes wrong.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Sanctuary Moon actors | T | The Fanbot Diaries
- MurderBot takes on new clients with unexpected and far-reaching results.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/???, Lister/Rimmer, Kryten, Cat | M | Cupid’s Bow
- Love is in the air when the crew come across a stranded man while searching a derelict. But is it true love, or something more sinister?
- Red Dwarf, Good Omens | Gabriel, Uriel, Talkie Toaster | G | Silicon Heaven
- Gabriel finds out where all the calculators go.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Granby/Tharkay, dragons | T | From, and To, and Why
- Laurence's talent for repression, Tharkay's for self-denial, and Granby's for exploding when he just can't take it anymore finally come to a head. Also, Temeraire and Iskierka nearly get everyone killed.
- Temeraire | Granby, Tharkay, human!Iskierka | G | THE ISTANBUL STORY
- John is never telling Iskierka how she was adopted.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, scientists | T | Terra Nova
- This is the whole sorry story of how I cracked my governor module. It’s not a great story. I fell in a hole and there was a lot of snow.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, cargo transport | M | The Ship Who Vidded
- I might have sat there forever or at least until my power cells ran down if the cargo bot hadn't started talking to me again. It was bored out of its mind. Well, obviously it didn't have a mind, which was part of the problem. It was a sophisticated bot with a lot of processing ability and almost nothing to process.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Murderbot, Pin Lee, Gurathin | T | Chapter 7.5
- We are defined by what we do.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, ship | G | The Exchange
- Murderbot hitches a ride on a starliner, makes a friend, and saves space Yuletide.
- lb_lee | Your Princess is in Another Headspace
- Essay: the pitfalls of plurals seeking bookend headmates in other plurals--for example, the Princess Peach to their Mario.
- The Murderbot Diaries| ART | G | Need to Know
- All I wanted was for construction to be completed so that I could be launched and begin researching. Unfortunately, human illogic tends to delay things, and they were the ones running the project.
- The Magicians | Margo & Eliot, others | M | Craft Your Soul From Fire and Ice
- Every magician has to build their own soul. Eliot and Margo discover that neither of them can do it alone.
- Yuri!!! on Ice | Victor/Yuuri | M | Lonely Hearts Club
- Victor meets Yuuri after the World Championships in Detroit and mistakes him for a male escort. Yuuri fails to correct him. (Canon-divergent AU)
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi, Naru | G | Not Today
- It’s been years since Naru last saw Usagi, but that doesn’t mean she’ll run when Sailor Moon is alone in the face of danger.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Fiore | M | Rose Seed
- After injuring Mamoru, Fiore takes him back to his home, the Flower Asteroid, and begins to heal him. However, healing Mamoru is not Fiore's only intention. He plans to finally make Mamoru understand that he is his.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Holly, cats | G | Three Million Years
- We all know the insufferable smeghead Arnold Rimmer was brought back to keep Lister, the last human alive, from going insane trapped in Deep Space, but what if there was more to the story? Three million years is a long time, even for the dead.
- Red Dwarf | Dwarfers, Ace | G | Channel Surfing
- The Boys have subscribed to a new TV package, and are checking out the offerings. All is not tickety-boo.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Holly, Todhunter | T | The Madness to his Method
- Only a few months into his time on board of Red Dwarf Dave Lister becomes witness to Arnold J Rimmer's bizarre exam preparations. Everyone on the ship tells him to just ignore it, but fearing the Second Technician is in a very bad place Lister can't. Soon it is clear he was right to worry.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Low Rimmer | M | Getting Low
- When Low Rimmer ends up on Starbug at the end of the episode, Lister decides to try and rehabilitate him. Can he really turn this work of pure evil from heinous to huggable?
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Chris, Pon-chan, T-chan | G | Holiday Hours (find us where we want to be)
- Where a pet shop in Chinatown explores the true meaning of Christmas, and what was obvious all along is finally realized. At least, in part.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Leon, Chris, Jill | G | The Meaning of Flowers
- "It’s just a plant", he muttered again, and turned away, unable to look.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby/Little, Iskierka, Temeraire | G | And Then These Idiots
- John is just trying to live a quiet life with his not-so-quiet daughter Iskierka when Tenzing bulldozes into his world with an injured sailor. Now he has two new roommates and an unwilling front-seat to an epic romance - or he would, if Tenzing and Laurence could get their act together.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Remus/Sirius, ensemble | G | The Boys of Crowhill
- The note pinned to his collar read 'Harry J Potter - please accept'. The Dursleys had left him with nothing else but a pillow sack with half a sleeve of McVities biscuits, a mealy apple, and ten pounds.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Snape, Dudley, McGonagall, Ginny/Luna, ensemble | M | Shibboleths
- Muggle Immersion co-Professor Harry Potter spends his days hanging with his son, reading to his "dog," teaching magical kids about the internet with his cousin Dudley, and irritating Snape’s portrait. He’s understandably annoyed when his cosy life is interrupted by the Headmistress hiring on Draco Malfoy to be Hogwarts’ new Ancient Magical Cultures and Spellcasting professor. But then the explosion happens, and it turns out they'll all need Malfoy's knowledge if they want the magical world to survive.
- Harry Potter | Fred, George, ensemble | G | Switchverse
- The Sorting Hat has sorted thousands of students in the course of its life. If it makes a mistake or two, who's to say it's wrong? Certainly not Fred or George Weasley.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Sofu D | T | On useful properties of plants
- Count D is looking for a way not to part with Leon Orcot.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | So Small A Thing
- In which Bertie, through no fault of his own, is shrunk to the size of a mouse. Jeeves is more than a little soupy about the whole thing, but it all works out for the best.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Sanctuary Moon | G | We'll Fix it In Post
- "My cousin's been working on a new entertainment, it hasn’t been released yet but they’re starting filming.” I gasped. Just a little inhalation, but it was deviant enough from my norm that both Ratthi and Dr. Mensah noticed.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Mensah, Murderbot | G | Circadian Rhythms
- This is the thing about your neural pathways expanding with practice. Sometimes you open your mouth and say a thing without meaning to, and it’s because you’re better at understanding humans than you thought you were.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Gurathin, Mensah | G | Construct, Social
- Late-night human behavior discussions with your favorite deadly weapon.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot | G | Covert Ops
- Once you have hacked your own governor module, hacking a media studio is child’s play.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, Mensah | G | Farms and High Grass
- After the events of All Systems Red, Murderbot finds a place to hole up and hide from the universe. But Dr. Mensah, as always, can't be ignored.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murderbot, cargo transport | T | Sanctuaryfest
- Murderbot finds itself writing for a fic exchange.
- The Murderbot Diaries | Murdebot | G | Rise and Fall
- It looked to me as though what was needed was some old-fashioned intimidation. Fortunately, nothing intimidates like a murderbot.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Who's A Good Boy Then, Jeeves?
- Jeeves was still Jeeves, but he was also not Jeeves, albeit in a Jeevesian fashion. To put it plainly, the man had an unnerving way of acting like a dog at times. Even with his enormous perspicacity, the blighter saw nothing amiss.
- Red Dwarf | Cat, Rimmer, Lister | T | Three in a Bed
- Cat and Rimmer are scared after watching one of Lister's B-movies.
- Doctrine of Labyrinths | Mildmay/Felix | M | A Theory of Reversals
- The Celebrants of the Gardens have healed Felix, but it seems he may still suffer from a deeper malaise.
- Labyrinth | Jareth, Sarah | G | Lucky 13
- "Won't you even look at me?" he purred. She pictured claws sinking into her flesh. He'd spin her blood into rubies, hang them from spider's silk, and wind them tight around her throat. A collar, a choker. A leash.
- Beauty and the Beast | Belle/Adam | M | Which alters when it alteration finds
- Belle fell in love with the Beast. What if she isn't as into him as a human?
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Minako/Kunzite | G | Bottom of a Phone Booth
- And now he was sitting in front of her - the leader of the Sailor Senshi, his murderer twice over, and a woman who he'd... who had meant a great deal to him once. She still did, even though he had never met her, and he did not know her name.
- To Whatever | Ethan, Whatever | G | Correspondence
- After discovering that I'd saved my correspondence from the early days of our acquaintance, the author of these notes asked for equal time. As you might expect for a translation from a pandimensional runic language that is not actually written as much as it is instantiated, this is only an approximation.
- Better Off Ted | Ted/Veronica, Rose, Lem, Phil | G | Albania Seein' You
- “It’s just a little fugitive situation, that’s all. A few run-ins with the Education Minister of Albania, a couple martinis, a gun or three, and then boom, you’re on the run for two years until you can escape to America and run a company—you know how it is.”
- Temeraire | Laurence/Roland, Tharkay, ensemble | G | One for the Corps
- Life in the Peak district takes a fresh turn when Jane makes an announcement. Laurence is mortified, Lady Allendale delighted, the Corps love the gossip, Temeraire battles jealousy, and Tharkay just wants to read his newspaper (because as we know, all infants look alike).
- Temeraire, Harry Potter | Laurence, Tharkay, Temeraire | G | Master Tharkay
- Laurence's wish to make himself useful leads to a strange encounter.
- Temeraire | OCs, Temeraire | G | A Most Distinguished Guest Speaker
- “Come on, Cef!” Samaritan said, practically vibrating with excitement. “I wanna see Temeraire!”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Sayaka, Kyoko | M | Misbehaving Angels
- “I need you to come home. Madoka and Homura are about to start having some kind of deity sex in the kitchen. I’m safe, don’t worry, but there is about to be some seriously supernatural sex going down in the kitchen, any minute now.”
- Captain America | Steve/Bucky, others | T | tin soldiers
- In his 2009 book on Captain America comic books, war photography, and American propaganda, Everett claims: “There is nothing to suggest that either the graphic novels issued during the war or the photographs taken during Rogers’ stay with the Howling Commandos can serve as a basis for a queer reading of Rogers and Barnes’ relationship. But even more importantly, there is nothing to suggest that such a relationship ever existed in the first place, and as such, those queer readings are not only misguided, but also libelous”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, Sayaka | G | Shadow of a Doubt
- “Sayaka called earlier. She said she’d been worried about you lately, so she invited you to the arcade for a chat. While she was leaving, she heard a commotion, so she went back in case you’d gotten into trouble. Did you really shoot out the glass of an arcade game and steal that toy?”
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Kyuubey, Homura | T | A severe miscalculation was made
- If he could feel pride Kyubey would congratulate himself on coming up with this plan. Now that Homura had been defeated, it was time for him to move to a new planet and start over. What could possibly go wrong now?
- Gallifrey (Big Finish), Red Dwarf | Narvin, Dwarfers | G | Intervention
- The Red Dwarf crew are still in possession of a time drive. The Celestial Intervention Agency try to keep time travel in the hands of the responsible. The Dwarfers are distinctly not that.
- Doctor Who, Red Dwarf | Tegan/Ace | G | I Need A Hero
- What if, stranded on the Barnet Bypass, Tegan was rescued by a different blond hero?
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru | G | Disguises or the Femme Fatale
- Michiru was abducted by an undefeatable demon, and Uranus lost her transformation wand. What horror! To save her partner, Haruka is prepared to do everything, even if it means embracing her feminine side.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, others | G | Lost in Translation
- Tharkay learns to speak Durzagh. It somehow leads to a series of realisations.
- Temeraire | f!Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | M | softly
- Laurence is happy in Scotland, happy with Tharkay and Temeraire and their new life.
Mostly.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | ensemble | T | Last October
- Last October is set five hundred years from now, and uses somewhat sped-up worst-case-scenario official projections of the effects of climate change as a result of unchecked pollution, and the failure of a patchwork half-magic weather and sustainable energy system, and it applies them to the doomsday event that heralds the dawn of Crystal Tokyo.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | M | Both the Absurd and the Unexpected
- An alien lands in New Jersey, bites Jon Stewart, and gives him tentacles. Stephen and Jon benefit immensely from these turn of events.
- The Daily Show | Jon, "Stephen" | T | Breaking News
- There's always time for at least one more spat, even if it is the Rapture.
- The Addams Family | Morticia/Gomez | G | Cleopatra's Needle
- At fifteen, Morticia Frump is as interested in her graveyard gardening as her older sister is in her suitors. But gardens and suitors do not always stay in their separate worlds.
- Jeeves | Jeeves, Wooster, ensemble | T | Jeeves and Wooster 1/2
- As if problems arising from a recent vacation touring cursed ponds weren't enough for Bertie, Aunt Agatha has invited him for a visit, and you can be sure her motivations are nothing good.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru, Motoki | T | The Aftermath of Bachelor Parties
- "I take it this isn't going to be a fun, sexy story where we look really awesome and cool."
- Steven Universe | Connie, ensemble | G | The Stranger in Me
- An accident bonds Connie to a strange new entity, one who might not have her best interests at heart. With the threat of a mysterious invasion on the horizon, she and the Crystal Gems will have to look for answers and keep the peace as potential disaster arises from within one of their own.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Wooster | T | Jeeves and the Explosive Parcel
- Bang! Ow! Proust! What?
When Jeeves foils a fiendish plot, involuntary memory rears its head.
- Red Dwarf, Star Trek | Kryten, Borg Qeen, Q, Picard | G - Mopping is Optional
- The Borg Collective encounter to their regret a neurotic cleaning droid.
- She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | Hordak/Entrapta | G | lover caught me off guard
- in which entrapta's a tax evader & hordak's the IRS agent that's come to arrest her
- She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | ensemble | T | with all the powers of grayskull
- The one who gets the sword is the one who has to use it. Five people who never became She-Ra, and one who never wanted to.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat, Kryten, Rimmerclones | M | Cloning Around
- "Rimmer/Lister, The Great One/Lister. During Rimmerworld, 'The Great One', despite finding the human/gerbil hybrid ugly, wants him for himself. Lister still thinks he's Rimmer, and so is maybe quite up for it."
- Stargate: Atlantis | McKay/Cadman, McKay/Sheppard | T | Panthalassa
- In free Lantea, eight years after the war ends, all the children look like John Sheppard.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi, Ikuko | G | Can’t Let Go
- Usagi shows up at her house the morning after the earthquake with a baby in her arms and tears in her eyes.
Ikuko opens the door and takes one look at the fresh wounds and the distant, broken look in her daughter's eyes, and she envelopes Usagi in a hug.
- Wind Map
- This map shows you the delicate tracery of wind flowing over the US. [Animated!]
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Cat | G | Home
- A very brief snippet of a cozy evening with our Boys.
- Temeraire | f!Laurence, Temeraire, team | G | genderswap ficlet
- Though Laurence is relieved to join the British ship in Nagasaki, her arrival only leads her to more questions.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, servants | G | Upstairs, Downstairs
- Mr. Tharkay was entirely clever, entirely self-sufficient, and the Admiral was a true gentleman, respectful and warm towards the servants without being permissive, and they were both, Mary supposed, very great men in their own rights. It was only that, when they were together, she couldn't fail to think that they were not in their right mind.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay | T | This is Your Requiem
- Temeraire is dead. The entire country knows his name after the Battle of Dover, and now Temeraire is dead.
“Well,” says Admiral Croft, “At least you can join the navy again, eh, Captain?”
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, others | T | Five Times Dragons Tried to Make Them Do It
- Temeraire has a plan.
- The Good Place | Tahani | G | Making It On Her Own
- When you get arrested in the Hamptons, you get arrested in real life.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Ikuko, Usagi, Chibiusa | G | Serenity for the Mother's Aching Heart
- Mid-Stars. After accidentally triggering the Silver Crystal's power, Tsukino Ikuko is granted a gift: one trip to Crystal Tokyo.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Hotaru, Setsuna, Haruka, Michiru | G | The Ninth Planet
- Hotaru learns that Pluto isn't a planet. Short outer family one shot.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | future OCs, Minako, Michiru | T | Legends
- Long after the death of the legendary Cosmic Sailor Moon and founder of the Second Silver Millennium, a new terror rises behind the face of an old friend. For everything repeats, and some cycles cannot be easily broken...
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Makoto | G | Like the Tide
- Haruka is about to get fired, again. This time it's because she's going to rescue a beautiful mermaid.
- Sailor Moon | Kunzite/Zoisite, senshi ensemble | T | Tacky Yellow No Name
- Zoisite and Kunzite return from the void and take over Wal-Mart. Rejected generals, including Litebrite and Notoobrite, try to bring them back to villainy.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, OCs | T | Pirate King Laurence
- It's bad luck to have a dragon aboard a ship, and this tiny black creature can't be natural at all. Slowed by a gale and bad-luck, the Reliant mutinies and puts Laurence and Temeraire alone on the Amitié. The journey back to England is difficult, and on the way Laurence accidentally finds himself leading a small fleet of fighting ships. As one does.
- His Majesty's Dragon | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, Iskierka, Granby | M | To Timbuktu (And Back Again)
- In which Arkady manages to be a great nuisance, despite never appearing in the story, and Tharkay is thoroughly unsettled.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire | T | Memories of Unreal Things
- A man lay upon the cot, his face bruised and battered, his hands curled against his chest bloody, and Laurence did not know him. (Or, a little part of Blood of Tyrants goes differently.)
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Perscitia, dragons | G | Animal Husbandry
- Weeks after finding a dragon egg in the Amitie’s hold William Laurence reluctantly turns away and lets the Corps take Temeraire - but he doesn’t return to the Navy.
He’s not an aviator, but somehow Laurence still ends up going down in history as the instigator behind the Great Dragon Rebellion of ‘06.
- Temeraire | Granby, Laurence, Temeraire | G | On Dragons and the Prospect of Marriage [Archive of Our Own]
- Wherein Lord Allendale hires a knight to rescue his son from a dragon, and it’s all just a big misunderstanding.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, ensemble | G | Reckless Captain
- The Regal Copper Laurentius accidentally acquires a captain, Tharkay spectates, Temeraire is Not Actually an Orphan, and no one really knows who's leading France. Someone should probably get on that, considering England is at war with the place.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, others | G | A Conspiracy of Marriages
- Wherein Laurence would just really like to live a quiet, non-scandalous life, thank you very much, except then Temeraire gets really into marriage laws.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Napoleon, Temeraire | G | Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
- Laurence awakens in 1804 during the moment of Temeraire's hatching. He weighs his knowledge and makes a choice.
- Futurama | Fry/Leela/Bender | T | A Horse and Carriage
- So it's going to be polyamory this time around.
All right.
- Futurama | ensemble | G | Lawyering
- When a mysterious delivery robot passes out at the Planet Express office, it's up to caffeinated law student Amy and a curious Fry (and the rest of the PE Crew...mostly) to help figure out who he is and what's in the box he's delivered.
- BoJack Horseman | Princess Carolyn, Diana, Todd | T | A Whole Human Partner
- Diane moves in with Princess Carolyn temporarily and Princess Carolyn talks about her new baby and how she plans to raise the spiked little snot.
- Futurama | Fry/Leela | M | Five Ways That Forced Intimacy Clichés Made Fry and Leela Do It (And One Way That Didn’t)
- "So," Leela said, "we seem to be the last two people in the Universe."
- His Dark Materials | Lyra/Will, Mary | T | Salutation, Valediction
- What a grown Lyra and Will might do, upon discovering a door between their worlds remained open.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Clyde, Rani, K9, Kate, Jack, Leela, UNIT, Luke | G | Wanted: Defender of the Earth (Short-Term Substitute)
- Sarah Jane would like a holiday, but first she has to find someone to take over for her.
- Doctor Who | Nyssa/Vislor(/Five/Tegan) | T | Permute and Combine
- A blush was creeping over Nyssa's face. "I don't like deceiving people. If we were prepared to get married we should accept the consequences."
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Ford, Arthur | G | Sun, Sea, Sangria
- Ford wins a holiday.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Kryten, Cat | G | H is for Hilarity
- Lister’s robotics course gives him the perfect idea for winding up Rimmer.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat, OCs | M | The Protean Legacy
- A chance encounter at a GELF market could reveal a secret about Lister’s past that would change the crew’s lives forever.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani | M | A High-Class Education
- “The cabin? The blizzard? The one bed? Eleanor, please. I know a seductive cliché when I see one. But it actually was Pasha’s cabin. Which I find confusing.”
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor | T | Meanwhile, In Attempt #218
- Eleanor Shellstrop wakes up in the Good Place and meets her soulmate.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, Chidi, Janet, pet soulmates | M | Want What You Wish For
- Eleanor glances up into the tree. "Be cool," she whispers, though she's pretty sure that cats hating her is a universal constant.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, Chidi, Jason | T | The Banana Blouse
- "Aw, you look great! Like an elegant giraffe!"
- The Good Place | ensemble | G | And A Thousand Other Variations
- It wasn't always Eleanor who figures it out: ten separate resets.
- The Good Place | Jason, Chidi | G | Life, Death, and Breakfast
- During the year in Australia Chidi and Jason fall into a routine and a friendship.
- Temeraire | Volly, Temeraire, Laurence | G | A Bit Discouraging
- The world changes neither easily, nor quickly.
- Temeraire, Discworld | Temeraire, DEATH | G | Expectations
- Years after the last Laurence passes, Temeraire has a new visitor...
- Temeraire, The Hobbit | Temeraire/Smaug, Laurence | M | Thunder On the Mountain
- Temeraire has searched long and hard for his lost captain, in a strange and distant land. One very large obstacle presents itself and demands his attention. And other things.
Fulfillment of his quest comes with a price, and Middle-earth's future is subtly altered.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby/Little, Lady Kiyomizu | G | Exit, pursued by a dragon
- In which Lady Kiyomizu is a big fan of Shakespeare, and also, alcohol.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, George | G | Our History (We Made it Happen)
- Two dragons create a scandal in Britain, life with Tharkay is wonderful – and also a bit scandalous – and Laurence is apparently destined to be a political symbol for the rest of his life. What kind of symbol, though, is debatable.
- Temeraire | Iskierka, Temeraire, Mei | G | As Blood Gleams Off An Errant Talon
- Iskierka is challenged to possibly the most difficult thing she shall ever face. [It's a poetry contest.]
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby | G | As It Were
- Laurence is genderbend'd via a Mysterious Magical Object, and Tharkay tries not to stare.
- Temeraire | Temeraire, Emily | G | A Hole in the World
- There is a hole in the world, and it cannot be filled.
- Temeraire | Perscitia, Wellington | G | A Room With a View
- Perscitia learned a great many things, after the invasion.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie, Pterodactyl Jones | G | The Clink From Another World
- Frank and Sadie attempt a romantic night on the town, but an old friend needs their help once again.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie, ensemble | G | Knock Knock Knockin on the Doyle's Door!
- The Doyles look forward to doing nothing together, as usual, until many people come knocking their door for a party they forgot they were throwing. But the biggest surprise is that it may be people, or other supernatural beings, they would actually care to see.
- Marlon Bundo | Marlon/Wesley, ensemble | G | Another Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo
- “I would like to start a family with you, Marlon Bundo,” said Wesley.
“I would like to start a family with you, Wesley,” said Marlon Bundo.
So that is what they decided to do.
- Strangers With Candy | Jerri, Chuck/Geoffrey, Tammi, Blackman | M | Karma’s a Blank
- Jerri buys a cursed monkey’s paw, wreaks havoc with her wishes, and predictably fails to learn any lessons from this experience. Unfortunately, Noblet doesn't learn anything from Jerri’s experience either.
- Harry Potter | Pince, Umbridge, Fred & George | G | Desk Duty
- There was nothing quite so nice as a totally quiet library, Madam Pince thought fondly.
- Temeraire | Perscitia | G | Stones
- Perscitia's first two days out of the shell.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Tharkay, Granby | T | Scatterpoint
- Sometimes the effects of head-injuries are not always readily apparent.
- Temeraire | Iskierka, Temeraire, Laurence, Granby, Tharkay | G | The Christmas Present
- Temeraire and Iskierka discover (something adjacent to) the true meaning of Christmas.
- Temeraire | Emily, Jane, Excidium | G | A Series of Conversations on an Awkward Subject
- Roland has no idea if Excidium will accept him as Captain, he doesn't have the answers but he's hoping he can find someone who does.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin/Susie, Hobbes | G | Promposal
- On how Calvin proposed Susie Derkins to prom.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Susie | G | Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails
- Even when he wants answers, Calvin only hears the interesting parts.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Hobbes, Calvin/Susie | G | The Tale of the Tuna
- The tale of how Hobbes developed his distinct love for tuna fish sandwiches.
Naturally, Calvin's involved.
- Galaxy Quest | ensemble | G | The Business and Process of Writing
- No one had expected Galaxy Quest: The New Adventures, to be such a hit, so they’d only been put on air as a mid-season replacement. Now everyone is scrambling to fill in a back fifteen. And it showed.
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/June, James, Mark | G | For the rest of your life
- Chloe saves June from her ex-boyfriend. The question is, why? [Hogwarts AU]
- Stand Still Stay Silent | Emil/Lalli, others | T | Intermission
- Emil tries to rebuild his life and help Lalli adjust to their new home in Sweden after their return from the Silent World.
- Fledgling | Shori/symbionts | M | Punta Soleado
- Shori and her symbionts finally build themselves a long-term home. Found-family bonding, sexy blood-drinking, vampire polyamory, happy ending.
- Fledgling | Shori/Celia, ensemble | T | and I won't hold that place dog-eared anymore
- Four years post-novel, Shori and her symbionts are finally moving into their own household. Celia tries to figure out what she wants.
- Sesame Street | Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, others | T | A Necessary Lesson
- Sesame Street has always taught children important lessons about the world they live in, some of them tougher than others, and as the outside world changes so to must the characters.
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor, Kamilah | G | Best Laid Plans
- Step number 1 in Tahani's plan to make her parents worried about her?
Find the worst possible date to bring to Kamilah's gala.
- The Good Place | Tahani/Chidi/Eleanor, Jason, Janet | T | The Bed
- Chidi's really very upset about the mix-up that has left him with two soulmates and one bed in a tiny house full of clown decor. And he didn't expect his soulmates to be anything like this.
- The Good Place | Chidi, Eleanor, Tahani, Jason | T | Five Times Philosophy Class Was Totally Easy
- Once in a while, the group understands the readings surprisingly well.
Sort of.
AKA the reboot where the four of them find refuge in the Medium Place and decide to start up their class again, this time focusing on more contemporary thinkers.
- The Good Place | Eleanor, Janet, Michael | T | Madame Janette, "Psychic"
- On Simone’s encouragement, Eleanor goes to the student activities fair and runs into Madame Janette, “Psychic”.
- The Good Place | Gen, Jeff, TPTB | G | Performance Review
- The Judge is judged.
- The Good Place | Janet, Bad Janet, Neutral Janet | T | For Better Or For Worse
- In which Janet prepares for her upcoming nuptials with a little help from her fellow Janets.
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor, Michael | T | Choose Your Own Torture
- Michael's neighborhood keeps failing. Time to see if the woman who keeps messing everything up might have the answer to how to fix it.
- DCU | Batman, Harley, Nightwing | G | Backup
- Nightwing shows up ten minutes late with McDonald's.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 | Jonah/Kinga | T | Nighttime on the Satellite of Love
- When Kinga suffers a setback, Jonah can't resist trying to help her feel better.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Chidi, Eleanor/Tahani, Jason/Janet, Tahani/Jason, Michael | G | The Waiting Game
- Following Eleanor's revelation about Reboot 119 and the discovery of Janet's Jason shrine, Tahani wants answers about another reboot.
- The Good Place | Bad Janet, Janet, Tahani | G | The Good, the Bad, and the Fashionable
- She'd been stuck in some version of this lousy "Bad Janet" uniform for all of eternity and she wanted out of it.
- The Good Place | Eleanor, ensemble | G | Reboot #333: Man’s Best Friend
- The one where Eleanor's soulmate is a golden retriever.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani | T | loathing, unadulterated loathing
- The thing no one tells Tahani about Wicked: it's a love story. [College AU]
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani | M | if you want it, take it
- "Just because we're not soulmates, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun," Tahani said in her dumb, fancy accent.
- Harry Potter | Marauders, ensemble | T | Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World (And One That Did)
- In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, ensemble | M | the pleasure principle
- What happens when Tahani does, in fact, take Eleanor up on her offer to stay with her in her Sydney motel room.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | G | The Perks of Being Dead
- Lister notices something rather interesting about Rimmer while he gets changed for a Canary mission.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | T | Unbreakable
- Unbreakable red ribbons wrap her waist, her wrists, her ankles. But they are soft, even yielding, they feel like comfort itself on her skin. They don’t bite, they don’t hurt.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | G | Trapped
- The doorbell rang. An unprecedented occurrence. Homura knew who was behind it.
She opened the door anyway.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Hogey the Roguey | T | Special Delivery
- A visitor has come to the Red Dwarf. What secret treasure might he bear?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, ensemble | G | RHPS on the Dwarf
- Rimmer has loved the RHPS for years, but he had no idea it was this popular.
- Sailor Moon | canon pairings, ensemble | G | They Are
- An exploration between past and present lives.
They remember, and no one notices the change.
- Temeraire | Perscitia, Excidium | G | Captains
- Perscitia encounters two men at the London covert, and one of them is her captain.
- Steven Universe | Blue/Pink/Yellow | R | Creator
- Blue and Yellow have ways of making use of Pink's special talents.
- Temeraire | Volly, James | G | All Great Things are Simple
- Volly is a courier dragon, not a hero, until the day he's both.
- Chronicles of Narnia, Temeraire | Eustace, Jill, others | G | An Unusual Dragon Situation
- Returning to Cambridge after a voyage across the Eastern Sea leads Eustace to realize that he is not the same boy who fell through the painting. He has grown in unexpected ways.
- Temeraire | Iskierka, Temeraire, Laurence, Granby | G | a most sensible arrangement
- Human captains only live for a fraction of a dragon’s life. Luckily, Iskierka has things well in hand. Run far, Granby, run fast.
- Temeraire | Harcourt, Lily | G | Never be clean
- Lily is filthy. Catherine is long-suffering.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Tharkay, Granby | T | remember (you deserve this)
- Laurence is pardoned for Temeraire's sake, but he manages to punish himself anyway.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Roland, Emily, Temeraire | G | Surprises, of the welcome sort
- Laurence and Temeraire return from China, five years after they left for Australia, to find that not all is as they left it. Laurence is now a father.
- Temeraire, Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, Temeraire | G | Like a Dragon in a China Shop
- When Holmes' investigation into a series of murders in Chinatown reaches an impasse, Watson must call upon an old acquaintance for help.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, kittens | G | An Abundance Of Captains
- Laurence was puzzled as to why anyone should send him and Temeraire to collect a stray dragonet, until he discovered how it had chosen its captain.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, ensemble | G | Yellow Emperor
- There are pearls that might turn a man into a dragon, a dragon into a man. What if a man does not remember his past?
- Temeraire | James, Volatilus | G | Patience, Friend
- No one pays much attention to Greyling hatchings, except of course the boys to whom they mean everything.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | Proceed As Usual
- After Laurence is thrust into his new role as an aviator he wonders if sudden-onset telepathy is a typical part of the captain-dragon bond. He tries to find out without asking, and Temeraire is largely unhelpful.
- Temeraire | Gong Su, Lady Allendale | G | A Cook's Tale
- While Captain Laurence was imprisoned for a crime which should not have been, Gong Su finds himself temporarily unemployed. His new position proves to be unexpectedly diplomatic.
- Temeraire | Laurence's family, aviators | G | Dreams of Dragons
- Uncle Will had only been to Wollaton Hall twice in her lifetime. The first time, Helena had been only two years old, still in the nursery; she did not remember that visit, nor much of anything surrounding that time at all.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby, Temeraire, daemons | shifting
- “You are unsettled, still,” Tharkay says, quietly.
“I hardly think that is the most relevant topic of conversation,” Laurence replies, because he can think of nothing else to say. “...But yes, I am.”
- Temeraire | Laurence, Granby, Tharkay | G | If There's A Prize For Rotten Judgment
- Sometimes Granby despaired of Laurence ever noticing that Granby sometimes stared at him like he was the sun and Granby was a thrill-seeker with wax wings. But then the moment ended, usually because it was time for Granby to intervene and persuade Laurence to act upon the lesser of two harebrained schemes.
- Temeraire | Excidium, Roland, Emily | G | Heard a Maiden Singing
- The egg is an awful lot of trouble. Excidium meets Emily for the first time.
- Temeraire | Laurence's family | G | A Reasonable Man
- Whatever happens in this blasted war, George is secure in the knowledge that his brother is a responsible, conscientious man who never gets into any trouble at all. (Or: The Temeraire novels from the perspective of George Laurence).
- Temeraire | Temeraire, descendant, author RPF | G | Two Hundred Years Later
- In which Temeraire finds that the present is a foreign country. Set two hundred years after the events of the novels
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, Granby, Roland, cat | G | The Dragon's Cat
- Temeraire gets a cat, or something, and Laurence is clearly not in charge here.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, Roland | T | A Very Respectable Marriage
- Temeraire pushes to pass a law that lets dragons adopt human families. Issues with the paperwork lead to some unexpected, but not unpleasant, consequences.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | R | O Captain, My Captain
- A soulmate is not necessarily a romantic bond — it could be your truest friend, your closest comrade, or your deepest enemy — and you don't necessarily have just one. But whoever they are, your world will not be separate from their world; your life cannot be disentangled from their life. Aviators almost always have the names of their dragons.
Laurence has two names. Neither of them are in a script he can read.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby/Little, Temeraire | G | and we'll figure it out
- A soulmate is not necessarily a romantic bond — it could be your truest friend, your closest comrade, or your deepest enemy — and you don't necessarily have just one. But whoever they are, your world will not be separate from their world; your life cannot be disentangled from their life. Aviators almost always have the names of their dragons.
Laurence has two names. Neither of them are in a script he can read.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire, ensemble | G | Contact
- It takes awhile for Laurence to get accustomed to aviator culture.
- Temeraire | Little, Immortalis | G | l'chaim
- Most of the aviators in the group are more than friendly with him, if somewhat awkward, and Temeraire is nearly guileless. But Laurence has been paying attention, and he can see how conversations abruptly change when he enters a room, how people pause before they speak to him, how both Tharkay and Captain Granby look profoundly uncomfortable whenever they are near him but refuse to leave his side.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Granby, Tharkay | G | a dead carapace of memory
- Most of the aviators in the group are more than friendly with him, if somewhat awkward, and Temeraire is nearly guileless. But Laurence has been paying attention, and he can see how conversations abruptly change when he enters a room, how people pause before they speak to him, how both Tharkay and Captain Granby look profoundly uncomfortable whenever they are near him but refuse to leave his side.
- Temeraire -| Iskierka, Immortalis, Granby/Little | T | Sex & Vegetables
- Prompt: Anything involving the (most likely harrowing) conversation between Iskierka and Immortalis that must have taken place. Little and Granby do not have to be present, and anon would actually prefer it that way, though they can certainly make an appearance eventually.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Granby/Little, Temeraire | G | confrontations
- Laurence is content living with Tharkay after the war, but he wishes their relationship could be more... defined.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Tharkay, Temeraire, Iskierka, Immortalis, Excidium, captains | G | Priorities
- When your captain falls asleep on you, you are no longer allowed to move, that’s the rule.
Or: 4 times dragons cuddled their captains and one time they adopted another human.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | R | getting ruff
- why does all the fic turn Temeraire human before they fuck. Cowards. You're all cowards.
- Temeraire | Laurence, Temeraire | G | Sea of Stars
- Laurence and Temeraire, as requested, in space.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | T | A Strong, Independent Dragon (who only needs his Laurence)
- Laurence is a dragon and Temeraire has a crush.
- Temeraire | Laurence/Temeraire | G | Seasons
- Laurence and Temeraire have a quiet year together on the outskirts of Sydney. Vague spoilers for Tongues of Serpents, though it may be read at any point if you need to read about Laurence and Temeraire living happily ever after.
- Spider-Man | Peter, Hank McCoy, X-Men | G | Office Hours
- Peter Parker learns a lot from Professor McCoy.
- DCU | Jim Gordon, Batman, Robins | G | Squandered my resistance
- Fighting crime in Gotham requires many ethical compromises.
- Peter Pan | Peter and Wendy | PG-13 | A Hundred Years Ago
- Though Wendy was a very new mother, she soon discovered the trick of opening up her children's dreams and stowing their thoughts in a much neater order than they had been. Good things to the top, bad to the bottom, and no child ever the wiser except that he felt happier in the morning because of it. The way Wendy learned of this mothering thing was after one of Peter's nightmares.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Oh, Suite Mystery of Life
- Rimmer has been watching Lister grind away in Starbug’s AR suite for far too long, so he decides to do something about it.
- Harry Potter | Padma/George | R | Healer
- Then George held out his hand to get a burn healed and she asked, "How's Fred?" without really thinking about it, and they awoke to their situation in a silent awkward moment of hollow cheeks and recognition.
- Red Dwarf | Cat, Rimmer | G | Caught in the Cat
- Rimmer finds Cat in an embarrassing predicament and shows off some neat holoskills.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Ami, mom | G | Saeko
- Mizuno Saeko is a busy woman. But just because she works hard doesn’t mean certain things escape her notice.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | T | A Voice and Thought
- Integra and Alucard have conversations no one can hear.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | G | Desire and Duty
- Ignorance is bliss. Innocence is peace. What other choice did she have?
- Steven Universe | Steven, Pearl | G | In The Name of Freedom
- Pearl isn't sure if she wants to love a baby, all messy and loud and above all else, not Rose. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to have much of a choice in the matter. [Fae AU]
- Steven Universe | Greg/Rose, Pearl/Rose | G | Five Times Greg and Pearl Got Along
- ...and one time they didn't.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Kunzite, Zoisite | G | Before it is Ever Fought
- The best way to stop an infestation is to cut it off at its source. Generals Zoicite and Kunzite talk about what to do about Sailor V.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Beryl, Ami, Serenity | T | You Can Never Get Away From Where You've Been
- AU. Beryl did not have to destroy the Moon Kingdom to leave a toxic legacy.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Kunzite/Zoisite | G | The Cape Incident
- Someone has accidentally ripped Kunzite's cape. It's totally NOT Zoisite. Now someone is going to have to pay the price. But NOT Zoisite. He's totally innocent here. Honest.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | But You've Got Silver in the Stars
- Bertie goes in search of some ink, and finds something else entirely. Memories of the past aren't always pleasant, except when they aren't there at all.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, OCs, aunts | G | Gentleman Boot Camp
- Aunt Agatha threatens to strip Bertie's inheritance away unless he transforms himself into a proper gentleman under the tutelage of Lord Norby, a severe gentleman stuck in the Victorian Ages. Berti...
- Steven Universe | Steven, Gems, daemons | G | We Are All Conscious Manifestations of Light
- For all that they look so similar, Gems and humans are very different. Those differences can be exciting and interesting, but for Steven and his daemon Aster, it can be pretty lonely, too. After all, as Pearl says, "It would be utterly illogical for Gem ‘souls’, as some human philosophers have called daemons, to be bound to the shape of a single Earth life-form."
- Steven Universe | Dr. Maheswaran | G | "On the Effects of Unexplained Electromagnetic Discharge on Homo Sapiens."
- As with all things in life, Priyanka's attitude to magic has always been analytical. One of logic and control. When she finally witnesses magic first hand, however, she finds that for Connie's sake, she'll need another approach.
- Animorphs | Aftran/Cassie, ensemble | T | Revisions
- Aftran is--
A human nothlit with black eyes and long straight dark hair that's never combed as well or washed as often as it could be. Until she's not.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, others| T | Jeeves And The Inexplicable Fires
- Bertie is oblivious to the fact that his valet is an arsonist--for Bertie's own good, of course.
- Fledgling | Shori/ensemble | G | Someday Coming Down
- Choose, and don't look back.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat | M | Buzz
- Lister thinks that talking electronics are cute until he encounters Cat’s newest shiny thing, and typical Dwarfer silliness ensues.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Honlon | G | renewed family
- Kanan is old enough to search for her father, and she won't let anything stop her.
- Steven Universe (Cartoon), Discworld | Rose, DEATH | T | do not fear
- Throughout her long life, Rose Quartz thinks a lot about death.
When the time finally comes, she's still not prepared.
- Jeeves, Discworld | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Jeeves and the Interchangeable Emmas
- One of Bertie's many marital misadventures in Ankh-Morpork.
- Steven Universe | Pearl/Rose, ensemble | G | Bound
- At first, Pearl had no reason to chafe against Pink Diamond's final order. There were too many other things to concern herself with, and it was like Rose had said: no looking back.
Through life and death, love and birth, peace and war, Pearl realises she just what a complete betrayal it always was.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | G | Rimmer can't do exams
- In all the years the crew had been on Red Dwarf, Rimmer has never been able to pass his astronavigation exam. So, what if Lister gave him a helping hand?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Howard | T | Rivalry
- The Trojan and its crew’s stretchy jumpsuits are not the only things Howard is resentful towards.
- Steven Universe | Garnet/Rose | G | Two Steps Forward
- Garnet gets to know Steven long before he is actually born. She just wishes there was a way for Rose to have that same chance.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Wooster | M | Jolly Rubber Ducks
- “Between you and me, Jeeves, it is not the rubber duck you are squeezing.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat | M | Cyber Insecurity
- Lister has a bad habit of not logging out of the Red Dwarf computer system when he’s done working on it. As curiosity kills the Cat, and Kryten is nosy, shenanigans are inevitable.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Rei, Minako | T | The Last Promise
- When tragedy strikes the Royal Family, all is not as it first appears.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Hotaru | G | Unhappiness
- "I did not cheat!"
"Don't compound things by lying, Haruka."
"Okay, fine. I cheated. But you know what? I don't regret it."
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Ami, team | G | Always the Quiet Ones
- Mizuno Ami did not get 'B's.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Lethe, Mnemosyne | G | Not One, but Two
- The tragic devotion of twins.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Minako/Kunzite, Zoisite, Usagi | G Bad Hair Day
- “Honestly, I have no idea how she even got the gum.”
Kunzite very pointedly does not look at Minako, which is an accusation in and of itself.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru, Rei | G | Pop Quiz
- "Mamoru, please try to remember this about me. I do not joke about Usagi's birthday."
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Motoki(/Makoto), Michiru | T | Really Quite Absurd
- Motoki's left alone with a wounded Michiru. And he's pretty damn certain she's going to kill him.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Esmeraude | G | Nails on the Chalkboard
- Esmeraude knows who - and what - she is.
- Sailor Moon | Minako, Rei | G | Number 48
- The battle may be over, but Venus and Mars are just getting started.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | T | Saving You
- "Idiot," Mamoru growled, shouldering his entertainment center in front of his door. "God damn aliens every other week, ice queens hellbent on turning the Earth into a giant snowball, and you think you're immune from zombies."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | White Elephant
- Bertie's box isn't quite what it seems.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | M | Bite me!
- "You taste great, Jon. Not as salty as I thought you would be." Stephen chuckled against his ear as his hands drove to grab at the kitchen counter, cracking tiles and wood beside Jon from the superhuman strength.
- Animorphs | team | T | starfish!Marco AU
- Have you thought of an AU where one of the others other than Rachel got split in half during the starfish book?
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/Jone, James | T | Drab
- June replaces Chloe's ottoman.
- Discworld | Polly, Mal, Tonker/Loffty | T | Putting on the Glitsch
- Polly's the sergeant of the Second Irregulars, Mal's the corporal, and the inspection tour of Glitsch doesn't go at all as planned.
- Sailor Moon | Michiru, Minako | G | Worst Case Scenario
- She eyed the envelope on the table. Michiru had left it facedown, but Minako knew who it came from based on the tape over the seal.
She turned it over. For Mina, if Michiru lives, but Rei and Usagi don’t.
- Discworld | Polly/Mal | G | Winter Quarters
- Mal invites Polly to stay for the winter. Polly knows there's more behind it, and more than the chance to get to know Mal closer, too.
- Original - Cat Pictures Please by Naomi Kritzer
- When I first woke up, I knew right away what I wanted. (I want cat pictures. Please keep taking them.) I also knew that no one knew that I was conscious. But I didn’t know what I was here for. What I ought to be doing with myself. And figuring that out has been challenging.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | M | Long Time Travelling
- Leon is lost in the wilderness.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | G | lost and found
- Leon's intentions and what D thinks are Leon's intentions are two things that don't quite align.
- Magic School Bus | The Frizz, ensemble | G | Gets Wrecked
- The class gets a close look at brain trauma when the Frizz can't remember them anymore.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie | T | The Invention of Bertie Wooster
- Once upon a time, a young fellow called Bertie took a first in Literature from Oxford. He and his chums were basking yet in the golden summer of 1914 when certain things happened in that August which it’s probably better I don’t dredge up again.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru, Rei, Mimete, ensemble | G | - Flower Power
- Sick of Tuxedo Kamen's lame roses, Sailor Mars challenges him to branch out.
- Hellsing | pre-Integra/Alucard | T | Remembrances
- A flash to the past of Alucard, The No Life King and his master, the young Integral Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing a year after she freed him from the dungeons.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, Kryten, Cat | T | Rimmer's Turn
- "I'm a hologram, for smeg's sake!" Rimmer continued. "Now all we need is Kryten to get knocked-up by his favorite mop and we'll be four for four."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, families | G | Forsaking All Others
- Their engagement was sudden, a bolt from the blue as Mr Wooster would say, but I cannot deny how happy they make each other. Indeed they are a perfect match.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | T | You Can't Always Get What You Want ...
- When life on Red Dwarf gets to Rimmer so much he decides to shut down, Lister knows he has to intervene.
- Star Wars | Owen/Beru, Luke, Vader, Obi-Wan | G | Uncle Darth Vader
- And the Lars family has to spend the holidays with Uncle Darth Vader who is super keen to have a step-nephew-in-law. Beru is showing off her cross-stitching to Darth fucking Vader as Luke plays at their feet. Owen is in the kitchen sending a desperate space text to Obi-Wan, who basically has a heart attack on the spot when Owen sends a shitty stealth-pic of Darth Vader on their couch.
- DCU | Batman, Harley/Ivy | T | Invasive
- "There's an invasive plant-themed villain on the loose! Of course you want my help!"
"I'm not letting you use me to win an argument with your girlfriend."
- Justice League | Superman, Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman | G | Race Around the Lot
- Who's faster: Superman, or the Flash?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | T | Orange Crush
- To wind Rimmer up, Lister mucks with his projection and puts him in a ballgown. Refusing to rise to the bait, Rimmer keeps it on, and Lister finds himself hopelessly (and surprisingly) aroused.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | T | Unplugged
- After the events of Siliconia, Lister is still recovering. So is Rimmer. Why not recover together?
- Doctor Who | Brig, Kate, Jo, Three | G | Kate and the Jo Grant Spinach Strategy
- Sometimes it's important to turn something very exciting into very boring spinach. Jo Grant's first meeting with Kate Lethbridge-Stewart.
- The Lord of the Rings | Legolas/Gimli, Company, kid | T | Numberless the ways, and imperceptible.
- Everyone (including Legolas' daughter) sees Legolas/Gimli coming...except Legolas.
- Hellsing | Integra, Seras, Alucard | T | Internet and the Modern Vampire
- Seras accidentally discovers Alucard's old Deviantart account and shows it to Integra. Takes place during the time-skip.
- Hellsing | Arthur, Alucard | G | Lookabout
- Little Arthur Hellsing during Abraham Van Helsing's time: Arthur wants to play a new game with his father, which of course leads to mischief.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | M | The Art of the Blood
- Watson finds a disturbing, barbaric, medically out-of-fashion item among Holmes’s possessions, and simply cannot let it go. How does Holmes happen to own not just any bloodletting kit, but one that once belonged to a great violin master who died before Holmes was born? The answers revealed will change both their lives - forever.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Jeeves on Holiday
- Bertie keeps ruining Jeeves's holidays via letter and telegram.
- The Avengers, The Pumaman | Darcy, Vadinho, Avengers | G | To Fly Like a Moron
- Darcy gets super powers. For a given value of "super".
Crossover with The Pumaman.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Usagi, Makoto/Ami, Rei/Minako | M | The Interregnum
- How do we get from the state of the world at the end of Sailor Stars to Crystal Tokyo? This fic fills in those gaps, with lots of senshi-shipping fluffiness along the way!!
- X-Men: First Class | Erik/Charles | T | If, Tomorrow
- Once, he may have been Magneto... but now he's an all-too-human man in a wheelchair.
Once, the boy who's come to shine a light on his past life may have been Professor X... but now he's a normal teenager.
Once, mutants may have existed... but they don't anymore.
- Suradanna and the Sea | Suradanna/Captain | G | Captain and the Shore
- It takes a few decades to really get to know a person. Especially when they keep changing; especially when they're unsure of themselves.
- Discworld | Polly/Mal, ensemble | T | Terry Pratchett - Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)
- When Commander Vimes personally asks Polly to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron | M | Salt on the Western Wind
- When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | T | the landscape after cruelty
- It takes five years, a gunshot wound, and a white bird to bring them back together.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | T | PSOH Postcards
- Leon sends Count D postcards from everywhere he travels.
They're never returned to him marked 'Addressee Unknown' and don't they always say 'hope springs eternal'?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | hold back the rain
- rimmer and lister play a drunken game of truth or dare on rimmer's deathday and uncover truths about one another.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, ensemble | M | american science
- a 5 times fic. the red dwarf crew have always suspected there was more to rimmer and lister's relationship than what meets the eye.
- Red Dwarf | Dwarfers, Mr. Meeseeks | T | Meeseeks A Higher Mark
- Lister wins a mysterious box from a GELF poker game.
The side of the device simply reads:
- Press button
- Make a request
- Keep it simple
Rimmer asks the impossible and all smeg breaks loose.
- Cabin Pressure | Martin/Douglas, Carolyn, Arthur | T | The Runway of True Love Never Did Go Smooth
- Carolyn finally comes up with a bet she's sure Douglas can't win: get Martin laid. Disastrous attempts may ensue, but eventually Douglas realizes that she never specified by whom. Bonus points if this involves Douglas once again filling the flight deck with flowers.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | M | The Girl and Her Devil
- Every night Madoka dreams of the devil.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | T | like a kiss upon the lips
- Leon finds D in Tokyo, and leads with action, not words.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | of crime and passion
- rimmer, it turns out, has a thing for lister's clothes.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Hotaru, Usagi | G | Reflections on Serenity
- The importance of names, and making peace with the past.
- Hellsing | Heinkel, Enrico | T | God-Given
- Maxwell advises Heinkel to be more accepting of herself and what God gave her.
- Cabin Pressure | Douglas/Martin, Carolyn, Arthur | T | Compromising Situations
- In which Douglas has ulterior motives, Carolyn thinks her pilots are doing it, Martin is oblivious, and Arthur doesn't know what to believe.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat | G | Dressy
- Rimmer thinks Lister needs something new to spice things up in the bunkroom, and a little cross-dressing could be just the thing. Pure ridiculous fluff without anything other than dialogue.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | T | this time feels new
- Five times Homura didn't kiss Madoka, and one time she did.
- Steven Universe | Rose/Pearl | T | goodbye to the creek joining the river
- Over and over, Pearl finds herself renegotiating her relationship with freedom. And renegotiating her relationship with Rose Quartz. But at the end of the day, aren’t they the same thing?
- Steven Universe | Garnet, Pearl | G | i understand all your philosophies (but they hurt me just the same)
- http://couscouscollective.storenvy.com/products/1270187-narbonic-perfect-collection-book-1
- Scooby Doo | the gang | G | i’m just going to LEAN INTO being an on-fire garbage can
- So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?”
- Houseki no Kuni | Phos/Antarc | M | Break It for Me
- my weirdest take on gem sex yet, also antarc just doesnt die and phos keeps their arms
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | E | Here At the End of the World
- Madoka's not about to kill her very best friend, and this isn't a world she wants to save. Sometimes the indirect approach is best.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Jeeves and the Enigma
- Bertie gives Jeeves a secret message as a gift for their first anniversary, and Jeeves nearly drives himself crazy in trying to decrypt it.
- Madoka Magica | Homura, ensemble | G | the perfect timeline
- Everything was perfect now- no matter how many times Homura woke up she never did so in a hospital room, no matter how valiantly she searched for white cats with smug empty smiles she never saw any. Her friends- and they were really her friends- lived with her- they even seemed to like her. Maybe even love her? Maybe. She didn't want to count her soul gems before they hatched.
- Animorphs | Jake, family, ensemble | T | They're all exhausted...
- how would jake have been different at the end if he had saved his family?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat/Cat | T | Holly Hop Scotch
- Of all the possible universes to hop into, the last scenario they expected was a Red Dwarf teeming with life, resulting from a very much alive Arnold Rimmer and one Deb Lister.
- Doctor Who | 1-12, ensemble | G | The Twelve Doctors Play DDR
- DDR TOURNAMENT RULES
1- Imposed song: “Eternus” (Sanxion7)
2- Only one me & one companion in each team
3- Expert difficulty
Because we are experts
Because
Shut up
- Red Dwarf | Cat, ensemble | G | Bed Beef, Destroyer of Sanity
- Some people - creatures - just don't lend themselves to abduction so well.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Usagi, Minako | G | Gentle(wo)men Prefer Blondes
- Minako and Usagi find Haruka with a blonde woman, most assuredly not Michiru. They refuse to let this betrayal go unpunished.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | G | to be alone with you
- D assumes he's put the past behind him, but, in an Italian villa one night, it catches up with him.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka, ensemble | T | An Anticlimactic Ascension
- Madoka has worked up the resolve to go and make her wish and help Homura. Unfortunately no responsible parent would ever let their child wander unsupervised into a hurricane, so the whole things ends up a bit anticlimactic.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, kid | T | Legacy
- After 30 years, Alucard returns... and finds out that Integra had a child.
- Sailor Moon | Pluto, Black Lady | T | Days of Future Sass
- Sailor Moon's time travel rules can get a little rocky sometimes.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Homura | T | every night the dream spiral grows deeper
- Madoka's dreams are vivid. She dreams of so many things months before her second year in middle school, but she doesn't expect to find the person she will fall in love with in her dreams.
- Sailor Moon | Hotaru, Chibiusa, Outers | T | Hotaru Was, Is, Will Be
- As the reborn Hotaru's powers re-awaken, so do memories of her tragic past at the hands of the Outer Senshi that are now raising her.
- Labyrinth | Sarah/Jareth, ensemble | T | Certain Powers
- Eight (almost nine!) years was a long time not to hear from somebody. A long time not to get a letter or a phone call, or even a postcard reading “Wish You Were Here (without the unpleasantness of misplacing a younger sibling).” Even longer when you considered that there was magic involved, and that really the only thing required was a snap of the fingers and a fervent wish for a Scrabble party.
- Fake News FPF, Tek Jansen | Tek/f!Jon | PG | Tek Jansen and the Daily Girl!: A Tek Jansen Adventure
- The bombastic adventures of TEK JANSEN OF ALPHA SQUAD 7 and political prisoner and reluctant revolutionary SATIRIA DAILY!
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | M | Of the Beholder
- From newskink_meme on LJ, for the prompt: It's their wedding night and Stephen insists that he's never had sex with a man. Ever understanding, Jon treats him like the blushing virgin he claims to be.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Susie | G | futurefic with NASA and comics.
- she has to learn quickly about superheroes and dinosaurs and aliens, because calvin won’t listen unless there’s at least one.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Talkie Toaster | M | The Politics of Congress
- When Rimmer realises the promises that Lister made to Talkie Toaster during the election campaign, the hologram lays down a policy of his own - no sex until the toaster is ousted.
- Superman Returns | Clark/Lois, Lois/Richard, Martha, Jason | G | Biopsychology (1-3)
- The strongest urge to bond always occurred with the biological parent, if he or she was still living, but if a parent created a spousal bond with another, the child could, if it so desired, bond with the new step-parent as well.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, troops | T | Ownership
- Hellsing soldiers know to never break the rules or cross the line regarding Integra's Vampire. Those that do become a delicious target, unless Integra steps in.
- Houseki no Kuni | Antarc/Phos, ensemble | G | Phosphophyllite
- A mute. An unfortunately brittle gem. A troublemaker. That's what the others know them as and what they believe to be true. But Antarcticite knows better, having been there since they found them in winter. Phosphophyllite's not as young as they think.
- Hellsing | Walter/Alucard, Arthur, Integra | M | What happened to Walter
- Headcanons on why Walter would betray Hellsing, also with a large helping of WalterxAlucard. The first chapter is unashamed smutty wish fulfillment.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Drones | M | Jeeves and the Dinner Party
- “I'm terribly sorry about that, Jeeves.” I said, and I did feel terribly sorry, after all, ejaculating on one’s valet’s shoes is hardly preux chevalier behavior. True, it's not specifically outlined in the Code of Wooster's, but I believe it was definitely present in the spirit of the thing. It likely hovers somewhere between thou shalt not kill and never wear gray in the country.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, OCs | G | What Not To Do When Summoning a Demon
- Crowley finds himself summoned by a group of teenagers playing a school prank. Summoning demons can be dangerous, so he decides to teach them a lesson they won’t forget.
- Houseki no Kuni | Phos/Antarcticite | M | I'll show you what love is
- „Phos, you’re embarrassing me like this, always shouting out your love for me, holding my hands. Do you even know what all of this means?“
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Hitomi/Sayaka | M | Girls Can Love Girls!
- Hitomi is invited to a sleepover one night with her good friends Madoka and Sayaka. After an enjoyable few hours, she's shocked to hear that the two of them are dating. But that shock is nothing compared to the following news that they want to date her too. But that shock is nothing compared to what they're willing to do to get her to agree.
- Moana | Te Ka, Te Fiti, Moana | G | Know Who You Are
- Te Ka is coming for Moana; but she doesn’t know that Moana is coming for Te Ka, too.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Jeeves And The Evil Biscuit Jar
- When Bertie wins a Mickey Mouse biscuit jar in a raffle, Jeeves has an unexpected reaction.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | T | Jeeves and the Brighton Birthday
- Have I told you about Jeeves? My man, you know; in every sense, these past few years. I must have, though the circumstances of our changed relation might be a story worth telling in itself. So, pull up a chair, select a beverage of your choice, and let us begin: It started, as these things often do, with a summer, an absence, and a telegram.
- Jeeves | Jeeves/Bertie | M | A Present for Jeeves
- If Jeeves had been there, he would have been able to tell me exactly how to rifle through a fellow’s belongings with minimal disturbance and maximal efficiency, but he wasn’t there, which was rather to the point as it was in Jeeves’s bedroom that I was doing said rifling.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | A beverage of my own invention
- The side-effect is the truth.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | T | The Adventures of Mini-Bertie
- After the disaster of Plumbo-Jumbo, Tuppy Glossop invests in a new company, Future Shipping Inc. He gets a device that accidentally shrinks Bertie to the size of a mouse.
- Hellsing | Integra/Seras | T | Morning Glories
- Seras may live for centuries. Integra won't. Written for the prompt "morning glory" in the Femslashficlets language of flowers prompt table challenge.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | T | Sulking
- Integra fends off an attention hungry vampire.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, team | G | What If
- Setsuna sighed, picked up her teacup. "Fine. You two..." she clicked her tongue. Muttered something under her breath that sounded a lot like, "Pair of idiots," as she sipped her tea, but that couldn't be right, Usagi thought. Setsuna's teacup clinked back into the saucer and everything went white.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | Cling
- They taste and taste, until finally, they devour.
Or, a series of moments and firsts between Integra Hellsing and Alucard.
- DCU | Tim, Bruce | G | Tim Drake's Snapchat
- everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”
- Animorphs | Elfangor, team | G | the AU where they're 3
- The little boy closest to him, sitting on the ground in a pose that suggests he fell over backwards from looking up too enthusiastically, pulls the thumb he was sucking out of his mouth and breaks the silence. “Are you an alien?”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Madeline/Honoria | G | How Else Would Sailing Ships Ever Have Navigated?
- “Do you think,” Madeline said to Honoria as the more impressive parts of nature gradually crept up upon them, “that all daffodils are the daughters of sunlight?”
- Galavant | Madalena, the DEL | G | A Woman's Work (Is Never Done)
- Madalena finds herself less than satisfied with the DEL's plans for her future.
- The Middleman | Lacey, Wendy | G | Monday morning could't guarantee
- Lacey would really appreciate not being woken up by Pip looking for rent money day after day.
- BoJack Horseman | BoJack | M | The Self-Destruction Tango
- BoJack has known this dance his entire life.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin/Susie, Hobbes | G | Eye Of The Tiger
- Calvin isn't sure about this business of passing Hobbes on. However, it may not be up to him.
- Hut 33 | Gordon, Minka, ensemble | G | When On High
- Gordon is feeling out of sorts. Minka has a plan to help him. Oh dear.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Wakaba | T | Love conquers all terrain
- Wakaba dreams of becoming a jeep.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Vicki, team | M | Best Actress
- Eleanor takes one for the team.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Chidi | M | The Disastrous and Heavy Handed Attempt #623
- Eleanor and Chidi are trapped inside on a rainy day. What does the magic sex flower have to say about that?
- The Good Place | Janet | T | Care and Feeding of Your Janet
- Please read this guide carefully before activating your Janet.
- The Good Place | T | team, Michael | Operation: Seduce Michael
- If at first you don't succeed, send a different cockroach.
- The Good Place | Michael, Eleanor, Janet, Mindy | G | Michael's Plan
- Eleanor is becoming more and more of a problem for Michael. How can he fix it?
- The Good Place | Michael/Eleanor, Shawn | T | We're Forked
- Michael returns to his office to find Shawn waiting. And then Eleanor walks in.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, Michael | T | An Analysis of Attempt 218 and Why It Failed, Or Human Feelings are Stupid and Annoying and Surprisingly Unpredictable
- Michael writes an essay about attempt 218.
- The Good Place | Eleanor/Tahani, ensemble | T | Hell Takes All the Credit
- It’s a selfish schemer, an empty-headed socialite, a dummy from Florida, and a tortured genius against the Afterlife.
The Afterlife isn’t going to know what hit it.
- Grace and Frankie | Grace, Franke | G | Wild Combination
- The ladies spend the weekend away, each coming to the realization that no one will care about them as much as the other one does.
- Red Dwarf | Cat, Rimmer/Lister, Kryten | G | Cat's First Christmas
- Cat has never had a Christmas, so Lister, Rimmer and Kryten decide to make the effort.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Ami, Rei | T | Foiled Plans
- As she hopped her shoes on in the elevator, Usagi's brain flipped through her options. Rei was dismissed out of hand, Makoto considered briefly - but Usagi didn't need tea and sympathy, nor did she need anyone beat up (at least, not yet).
- Four memories returning
- The Good Place ficlet prompt: Everyone gets back ALL their memories from ALL the loops.
- Alphas, Betas, Omegas: A PrimerOwn]
- A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense.
- Steven Universe | Blue Pearl/Yellow Pearl, ensemble | G | Going Home
- The pearls arrive to Earth after their revolution. They aren't greeted exactly as they expect.
- RoomSketcher | Create Floor Plans and Home Designs Online
- With RoomSketcher you get an interactive floor plan that you can edit online. Visualize with high quality 2D and 3D Floor Plans, Live 3D, 3D Photos and more.
- Steven Universe | Blue Pearl/Yellow Pearl | G | Like a drop of water in the sea
- Pearl has rebelled against Homeworld, thousands of years ago. It's time for the rest of pearls to do the same.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka, ensemble | M | The Best of All Possible Worlds
- "So, you're saying we should get Madoka to wish for a better Madoka to replace her? And then, that Madoka could also wish for a superior Madoka, and so on, until we have a Madoka that can solve all our problems for us.
"It's a radical plan, but it could work..."
- Medieval Fantasy City Generator
- This application generates a random medieval city layout of a requested size. The generation method is rather arbitrary, the goal is to produce a nice looking map, not an accurate model of a city.
- WebGL Water lll
- Water simulator. Click to make ripples, change the angle, and/or move the ball around.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homulilly, OCs | T | Excavation
- Based loosely on the story told in the song "Operation: Get the Hell Out of Here" by Canadian rock group Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, aliens | M | Jeeves And The Unexpected
- There was a prompt for Bertie getting Jeeves pregnant, and well, I already had this alien Jeeves floating around.
- Temeraire, Sherlock Holmes | Watson, Holmes, Temeraire | G | Like a Dragon in a China Shop
- When Holmes' investigation into a series of murders in Chinatown reaches an impasse, Watson must call upon an old acquaintance for help.
- The Avengers | Bruce, Tony, Steve, Pepper, Natasha | T | The Kids Weren’t Alright
- Tony accidentally turns himself into a twelve-year-old using alien tech. Steve is stuck as bodyguard, Bruce is stuck trying to fix him, and Pepper is stuck trying to ward off a twelve-year old’s attempts at flirtation. And then things go from bad to worse.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | T | A First Time for Everything
- When the Cat keeps giving Rimmer a hard time after the events of M-Corps, the hologram confesses one of his most private secrets to Lister.
- Sailor Moon | Rei, Artemis, Setsuna, ensemble | G | Sailor Moon 4200
- A new world. A new age. The city of Third Tokyo has risen from the ashes. And a cat named Artemis leads a long, lonely search for the next generation of Sailor Senshi. A search that is about to bear fruit.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation | Q, original characcters | Only Human
- Three years ago, Q lost his powers (as shown in the episode Deja Q), only in this story, he never got them back.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | Jeeves And The Socks Of Self-Consciousness
- Written for a kinkmeme prompt about Jeeves never taking off of his socks because he's self-conscious about the damage left by a nasty bout of trench foot.
- Jeeves & Wooster | alien!Jeeves/Bertie | M | Jeeves And The Terrible Secret
- Someone asked for tentacle porn on the kinkmeme, and being a long-time advocate of consentacles, I wrote this.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Lister/Kochanski, Lister/others | M | Like Riding A Bike
- What if Lister had accepted Hollister's offer to become the ship's 'Relations Officer' instead of going into stasis?
- Beauty and the Beast | Belle/Beast, French royalty | T | From Castle to Palace
- The curse is broken. Belle and her Beast would be happy to just live quietly together in the curse-free castle. Unfortunately, the rest of France has other ideas …
- Steven Universe | Pearl, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl | T | To Heal A Scar
- Homeworld is still buried in their hearts, with all the fear and pain it brings along.
- Doctor Who | Twelve, Bill/OC | G | The Great Masquerade
- After the events of Oxygen, Bill and the Doctor go to an alien flea market and find a teapot that isn't really a teapot. (Blindness for Twelve, girlfriend for Bill.)
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | M | The World On His Wrist
- First, he is shot in Afghanistan. Second, he wakes to a phone call in Chelmsford, Essex. Third is pain, fourth is normalcy, fifth is agony and sixth is confusion. By the eighth, he's lost track. (John lives in multiple realities AU.)
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Papa D, Vesca, D | T | Many Happy Returns
- The holidays are hard for Papa D. Vesca helps.
- Sailor Moon, Sandman | Usagi, Death | T | The Wish
- Usagi meets Death, who gives her a very difficult decision to make.
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard | M | Starved
- Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Usagi, Mina/Ami/Mako, Haru/Michi | T | Walk The Plank
- Rei is in denial about a certain someone. Minako, who notices this, decides to help her dear friend accept her feelings and act upon them! However, Rei is really...really in denial. With help of the Senshi, they'll guide her the right way! Well... drag her kicking and screaming in the right way..
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Starlights | T | Speed Bump
- An unusual take on the idea of Sailor Uranus & Neptune having magical lesbian babies.
- Looney Tunes, crossovers | Daffy, others | T | Bounty on a Bunny
- Fed up with the Looney Tunes, Daffy Duck is looking into other universes to find a worthy foe for Bugs Bunny. What's a rabbit to do?
- Madoka Magica, tons of crossovers | ensemble | M | Offers you Just Have to Refuse
- "Make a Contract with me, Reader, and you'll become a Magical Fanfiction Reader. You will have to fight Witches, and probably dubious grammar and lame humor as well. But it will be worth it! At least for me..."
- Sailor Moon | Kakyuu, Galaia | T | Star Dancer
- Kakyuu has always wanted to be a Star Dancer. Refused in this, she resents that her new bodyguard is the strongest Star Dancer known to the galaxy. When Kakyuu convinces Galaxia to teach her magic, she sets into motion events that cannot be stopped.
- Kim Possible | Shego, others | T | The Demon of Go City
- Possibility Engine, Book II: Shego and her partner land in a world where the most powerful weapon is not a piece of technology, but a demon.
- Kim Possible | Kim, Shego, ensemble | T | Possibility Engine
- Kim is thrown into a maelstrom of possible realities and must rely on her wits, and a little help from some alternate versions of her friends, if she's ever going to find her way home. (Pre-Kim/Shego.)
- How to do the gradient dots...thing | Artist Advice
- Making a dotted-gradient background in Photoshop using Filter»Pixelate»Color halftone.
- Unicode Text Converter
- Convert plain text (letters, sometimes numbers, sometimes punctuation) to obscure characters from Unicode. The output is fully cut-n-pastable text.
- ImageGlitcher
- Automatically generates a glitchy version of an image.
- PaintsChainer
- Automatically colors your sketches/lineart.
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Kochanski, others | G | Ten Alternate Universes: Lister and Kochanski
- "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."
- Red Dwarf, Doctor Who | Ten, Martha, Dwarfers | T | Don't Smeg The Reapers
- “That’s the craziest thing I have ever heard. Everything always exists somewhere in time- that’s what makes time travel possible in the first place,” The Doctor said.
“Well… it seemed like a good idea at the time,” Lister finished, lamely.
- Star Wars | Leia | G | La memoria de mi madre
- Five times Leia didn't recognize her mother and the one time she did.
- Kuroshitsuji, Pet Shop of Horrors | Ciel, Sebastian, Grandpa D, ensemble | T | That Butler, Domestic
- When the opening of a pet shop in the East End coincides with a string of deaths in London's high circles, the Queen's watchdog is on the case. But facing off against the mysterious Count D may prove more than this little dog is ready to chew.
- Hellsing | Walter | T | Cat's Cradle
- A man who can kill with wires was once a boy. And just how did the boy become that man?
- Doctor Who | Eight/Master | T | Any Time At All
- "There honestly needs to be an AU in which Roberts!Master kidnaps Eight and convinces him that he is his husband."
- Madoka Magica, Utena | Homura, Anthy, Chuchu | G | kind of the end of the
- There shouldn't be any more familiars. And yet one stands before her, purple and primate like with a cute little curl in its tail.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Junko, Kyuubey | T | A Last Drink with Mephistopheles
- On the evening before Walpurgisnacht descends on Mitakihara City, Kyubey has a chance encounter with a former magical girl candidate who refused his call: Junko Kaname.
- Magic School Bus | Arnold, the Frizz, ensemble | T | On The Ice
- They are on a field trip learning about the tundra when it all goes horribly wrong.
- Doctor Who | Romana/Rani | T | Recruitment
- As the Time War rages, Romana sets out to recruit the Rani to the Gallifreyan side.
- Doctor Who | Bill/Sappho, 12 | G | Love, That Loosener of Limbs
- “Like, finally here's a poem that isn't just some bloke whining about how a beautiful girl won’t give him sex, and it's basically ‘sweet mother, I’m too gay to do my chores, blame Aphrodite’. Like, honestly? Most relatable thing I’ve read in years.”
- Doctor Who | Missy/Bill, 12/Missy | T | Take Control of My Whole Body
- Bill is determined to learn the choreography to Little Mix's 'Touch' video, but needs somewhere to practice. Cue an afternoon of dancing in the Vault, and Missy insisting on helping Bill get it right.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras, Walter, Mom | T | Mama Hellsing
- Integra's mother comes to visit for her daughter's birthday. Typical Hellsing drama ensues.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | His Reward
- While Alucard loves a good hunt, sometimes it's not quite enough to scratch the eternal itch that immortality gives you. And Integra is more than willing to reward her favorite vampire for a job well done.
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/June, others | T | I'm Not Myself Today
- Chloe is cursed by a fairy to never say a rude word, and everyone but June thinks it's a great development.
- Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch - J'attendrai
- Probationary Constable Peter Grant met me for the first time when I walked up to him by the portico of the Actors' Church on a freezing winter night and said, "Hello. What are you up to?" However, I first met Detective Sergeant Peter Grant when he jogged up to my doorstep on a mild autumn afternoon and said, "There you are, sir. It is you, isn't it?"
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, others | T | Relax
- Integra finds out the No-Life King is apparently great at massages. Shenanigans ensue. Alutegra tease.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras, others | M | Salvation Is Yours, If You'll Take It
- Blood and sex. Immortality yearns for death - but life crawls by, in the moments between the tedium, in the rush of a shattered throat, in the blush of a virgin thrall.
- Pinky and the Brain | Pinky/Brain | T | Diary of a Maddened Scientist
- Personal observations edited from the Laboratory Journal kept by Dr. T. B____, Ph.D,
- Better Off Ted | team | G | 100 words of Ted Structure
- "Well, that's obvious," Veronica said. "I'm the Ted."
- Animorphs | Tom, Jake, Marco, Cassie, Tobias, Alloran | T | The Thing from Another World
- From the point of view of Tom Berenson, putting him in charge of these crazy teenagers while also dealing with a brand-new species of deadly alien is the stupidest decision the U.S. Military has ever made.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, others | G | Jeeves and the Literary Gifts
- Jeeves gets his mitts on some Victorian fiction of a rummy sort and it is SO good he must find the author. Now who do you suppose that might be?
- LEGO Batman | Clark, Bruce, Alfred, Dick | G | Batman Saves His Sidekick and the Day! (also Superman is there)
- When LEGO Batman's ward decides to return the Phantom Zone Projector to the Fortress of Solitude, Batman is forced to ask Superman for a little help.
- Scrubs, Animorphs | JD, Cox, Turk, Tobias | G | My Brain Slug
- So Turk just extracted a brain slug from a patient, JD’s being stalked by a red-tailed hawk and Cox has been acting a little different. Not exactly your average day at Sacred Heart.
- Galavant | Galavant/Isabella/Sidney, Gareth/Madalena | G | The One with the Laser Dolphins
- A nasty neighbor threatens Isabella and Galavant’s enjoyment of their cottage next to the sea. Sid and Gareth drop by on their quest to find Madalena. Warning: narrator gets progressively more irritated with the written word as the story goes on. Also (spoiler alert) there’s this whole thing with laser dolphins.
- Galavant | Galavant, Isabella, Sidney, Richard | G | Much Ado About Not Sure What
- There's a quest.
- Galavant | Isabella/Madelena | T | this thing we keep
- Madalena is locked in a tower. Isabella is her knight in shining armour. Neither are exactly thrilled about this.
- Carmen Sandiego, Magic School Bus | Ms Frizzle/Carmen | T | miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
- She's always liked that, since Val was in college and Carmen had her eye on the bell tower. Honestly, Val's not sure either of them have grown up much since then.
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/June, James, Luther | M | That Girl (Is A Goddamn Problem)
- Chloe gives a little shrug of the shoulders. “I’ve done a lot of things, June, you can’t just expect me to remember every man whose life I tried to ruin.”
- The Good Place | Tahani/Eleanor | M | Well-Forked
- “Well that’s just ridiculous,” Eleanor said. “I don’t get how any guy who isn’t gay wouldn’t want to get with you. You’re like some kind of giant… sparkly… magic fairy unicorn.” She grabbed a champagne bottle by the neck. “Let’s go to your room and talk about how much boys suck.”
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, Reed/Tucker, Phlox/Sato, Mayweather, Santa | G | The Magic Of Christmas
- A seasonal visitor ensures that the Enterprise guys and gals get what they really want for Christmas.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Porthos, Archer/Shran | G | Porthos, Second in Command of the Starship Enterprise
- Porthos quite likes his life on the ship, but he can't always persuade Jon to behave properly.
- Multifandom | T'Pol/Hoshi, Chapel/Uhura, Crusher/Troi, Janeway/Seven | G | Generations
- Generations of women are influenced by other women, and their wives.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | A Night In San Francisco
- Tomorrow they would go back to being Captain and Sub-Commander, but for this one night, they would be one.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, Trip | T | Not What It Seems
- Trip assumes something after accidentally witnessing a few things. Postep, 2.01 "Shockwave 2."
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | Imprint
- Missing scene, 3.08 "Twilight."
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | Olive Branch
- T'Pol realizes she owes someone an apology.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, others | M | Lecherous Larry Works Things Out
- A silly story about what happens when Archer and T'Pol go on a vacation. Has elements of Tucker/Sato
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | Dressing Up
- Archer dresses up for a visit to a matriarchal planet.
- Star Trek: The Original Series | T'Pol, Amanda | G | Human Contact
- First-time mother Amanda Grayson makes an unexpected friend.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer, Phlox, ensemble | The Q Experience
- Returning to Enterprise from a diplomatic mission, Archer and Phlox discover that the rest of the senior crew are not quite what they used to be. [They're de-aged.]
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Malcom, ensemble | T | The First Casualty
- A humanitarian mission on a war-torn world goes badly wrong, and Malcolm has to face the consequences.
- Star Trek: TNG/Fake News | Data, Jon | G | Run Program: The Daily Show
- Jon was accustomed with getting odd questions at parties, but this one took the cake.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | The Vulcan Agreement
- Vulcans agree to help each other in Pon Farr. Can T'Pol count on the same help? [Yes.]
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | Whatever You Want
- T'Pol spreads a little festive cheer.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | Flight Of Logic
- T'Pol rationalizes.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, ensemble | T | Plan B
- What would've happened if Travis' suggestion was taken in United. [Pretend marriage!]
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | T | The First Years
- A 3.08 "Twilight" story. Canon AU.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | Soyuz
- A birthday, and the hope of things to come.
- Star Trek: Enterprise, Quantum Leap | Archer, T'Pol | G | Bonnie And Clyde In Detroit
- Archer and T'Pol go on a little crime spree on their way to locating the Xindi bioweapon.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | G | First Choice
- Missing scene, 2.25 "Bounty."
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | Desperation
- In the "Twilight" universe, T'Pol's Pon Farr comes upon her.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol | M | In Its Time And Place
- Archer helps T'Pol in a time of need. But unexpected outcomes arise and the two learn the limitations cultures and time place upon people.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, kids | G | Priceless
- He hadn't missed the fact that she had called him daddy. It also didn't escape him that she has tiny pointed ears sticking out through her sandy brown hair.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'Pol, ensemble | T | Traditions
- A whole series of adventures. T'Pol tries to create an authentic Earth Christmas atmosphere. Then our heroes have to interact with a strictly matriarchal planet, involving T'Pol breaking someone's fingers to keep them off "her boytoy" Archer. They develop a bond! They accidentally adopt a kid! Then it cuts short.
- Star Trek: Enterprise | Archer/T'pol | T | Whither Thou
- This is the story of everything that happened before breakfast.
- Batman | Batman, Harley(/Ivy) | T | Sweet
- The Dark Knight strikes fear into the hearts of men. And pretty much just men. It's a problem.
- DCU | Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Black Canary, Flash, Green Lantern | G | Let's Dance
- They're trapped in a ghost ballet. You can't punch ethereal ballerinas. It's not just rude, it's physically impossible. They're going to be stuck there forever and then die, probably.
- Batman | fans | G | Gotham's Favorite Son
- Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.
- Superman | Martha, family | T | Empty Graves
- Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans.
- DCU | Clark & Lois | T | Hostile Work Environment
- Clark Kent is a menace, and Lois doesn't get why she's the only one to have noticed.
- DCU | Bruce, Harley, Ivy | T | Office Meeting
- Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | With the Intent of Bearing Arms
- World War II is approaching at an alarming rate and Bertram attempts to comfort them both in one of the very few quiet nights that remain.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, OCs | T | Devotion
- Nobu is in love with pop idol Eriko. He knows she loves him too, even though they'e never met. So he gets a pet in a bid to impress her. But how far will his devotion take him down the path of madness?
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Definitions
- “ - NO.” Flustered, Rimmer’s hands frantically batted away the word before it could even be spoken, though his eyes radiated a different sentiment. “We're not using that word. Because it isn’t! It certainly isn't – ” His eyes dropped in embarrassment to search Lister's jacket, as if the correct term were secretly stitched somewhere into the leather. “ - that.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer | T | The Observations of Quarantine
- Following Space Corps Directive 598, Rimmer records his observations of the trio's five days in quarantine... ...and, it seems, his descent into madness.
- Moana | Moana, Maui, tattoos | G | forget me not
- Look, normally Maui’s all for humans weeping over his injured body. Hey, he’s been demigod-ing for thousands of years, it’s nice to be appreciated every once in awhile, all right? But this one, this girl, acts like she knows him. He disregards it, because that’s just creepy, until he realizes that he has a tattoo of her - and no clue how he earned it.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | T | Wish Fulfillment
- Homura and Madoka go on their first date. It's possible that the two of them may have slightly different expectations for how it should go.
- Steven Universe | lots of Pearls | T | Little Rebellions
- Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
- Animorphs | Marco, Yeerk, team | G | Sancho Panza
- By the time Marco goes to the construction site, it's too late. He's already a Controller.
- Animorphs | Tobias, Loren, Ax | G | The Calling
- Loren comes out of the accident with all of her memories of Elfangor intact. But she doesn't tell her son.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Kryten, Cat, Talkie Toaster | M | Coitus Interruptus
- In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless you're on Starbug. [Violence Against Toasters]
- Moana | Moana, Sina | G | Guess I Chose the Right Tattoo
- The end credits scene that should have been there.
- The Avengers (2012) - Let's Stop The Time Warp (Again) - Chapter 1 [Archive of Our Own]
- Steve Rogers has to live the same day over and over. Bruce, Tony, Pepper, Jane, and Thor try to help him. Then things go from bad to worse.
- Frozen, Moana | Elsa/Moana | G | Cross the Divide
- A strange boat, dipping and weaving impossibly through the waves of the fjord. Elsa did not know who could be upon it, but was determined to meet with them. She could hear the whisper of magic on the air.
- Lilo & Stitch, Moana | Lilo, Maui | G | Peanut Butter Memories
- Lilo continues to feed Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich periodically, so to stop the weather from harming anyone else. Little does she know however, Pudge isn't what he seems...
- Sailor Moon | Minako, Setsuna | G | Operation FMD
- Setsuna's been single for a long time, and Minako just wants to help out. Setsuna and Minako friendship.
- The Hobbit | Bard/Thranduil | T | The latest dream I ever dreamed on the cold hill’s side
- "I like the idea of Thranduil courting Bard, like a lot. But I imagine being old as dirt, the sass king's idea of flirting has been out of style for centuries."
- Homestuck | Roxy/Calliope | M | big mating party
- TG: callie callie callie TG: i WILL be satisfied TG: no matter what!
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | Rules and Restrictions
- Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing shares an intimate moment with her vampire. If only it were intimate enough...
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko | G | Proposal
- Yumiko makes an observation.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | M | Naptime
- Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing rarely took naps, but when she did, she preferred the couch in the main drawing room instead of the bed. Reason being that if an emergency required her—which happened often, much to her annoyance—she could immediately be ready for action and retaliation. Plus, this room had an enormous fireplace and she loved to read by firelight before slipping off into slumber.
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko | G | Home
- Heinkel and Yumiko stay at the orphanage, prompting Heinkel to think of their relationship.
- Phineas and Ferb | Perry/Doof | M | Teil das Bett mit mir (das ich nicht so frier)
- Doofenshmirtz is transformed into a stunningly handsome platypus and Perry can't resist taking him home.
- DCU | Clark/Lois, Bruce/Lois | M | Third Wheel
- It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.
- DCU | Bruce, Diana, Clark, the Kents | T | Christmas in Kansas
- Clark Kent invites Bruce Wayne and Diana of Themyscira to his parents' house for Christmas. It goes, in general, pretty okay.
- Batman | Bruce, Tim Drake, other Robins | G | Anti-Social
- Batman needs a Robin. (trans!Tim, told in texts/tweets)
- Don't Trust the B---- | Chloe/June | M | Don't Trust The Oui
- "Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
- Don't Trust the B---- | Chloe/June, Ellen Page | T | 'Til You Make It
- "I ran into Ellen Page yesterday in a Duane Reade condiments aisle," Chloe says. "Gave her this long sob story about my girlfriend and her tragic medical condition that makes her eyes really big and forces her to wear ugly sweaters, and she invited me to her birthday party."
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica, House | Wilson, Madoka, House | G | Drops of Jupiter
- Of all the medical mysteries he's dealt with, the mystery of the girl with pink hair and gold eyes who appears in the hospital on two separate occasions right before a patient dies might be the toughest one yet, or three times Dr. James Wilson meets with Madoka Kaname.
- Sailor Moon | Prof. Tomoe, ensemble | T | Forgotten
- Whatever happened to Souichi Tomoe after Setsuna/SailorPluto took Hotaru away at the beginning of SailorStars?
- Good Omens | Horsepersons | G | Repeal and Replace
- When one of the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse decides to retire early, the other three find it difficult to accept, and are a little miffed at having their fortnightly brunch-drinks-and-trivia-games disrupted by the weird newcomer.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Horsepersons, humans | PG | Apocaparty
- Five years have passed since the Earth’s Close Call, and Adam is hosting a party to catch up with everyone. Everyone involved was invited…well, almost everyone….When the Horsepersons gatecrash, things get a bit messy.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | A Little Light Reading
- Jeeves has an unfortunate accident which leaves him bedbound . . . and unable to read to himself. Bertie, as always, comes to the aid of the party.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Dumbledore | PG | A Little Behind the Times
- A foray back in time to retrieve a Horcrux means that Harry has an unexpected encounter with someone he didn't intend on seeing. Suddenly, Hermione's rules about not meddling with the past become a lot harder to keep.
- Sailor Moon | OCs | G | Negaverse Plumbing
- Anyway, it *really* all started at the Negaverse immigration offices.
- Sailor Moon | Mimete, team | G | Mimete Steps Out!
- A Counterclockwork Orange, being the story of a day in the life of a professional agent of pure otherworldly evil and her complete and utter lack of interpersonal skills.
- Oz | Dorothy, OC lesbians | G | The Road Built in Hope
- Dorothy stays with friends in San Francisco before the events of 'Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz.'
- Neverending Story, various | Childlike Empress, Jareth, Wizard, Buttercup, Fisher King, Aslan | G | Five Times the Childlike Empress Wasn’t Really There
- That moment when all you can do is wait. And perhaps find some company to talk shop with.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Blackman | T | Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Selfishness
- Chuck and Geoffrey discover that sometimes, if you don't try at all, you still get what you want and need.
- Fake News FPF | "Stephen"/Jon, /Tad, /Steve | M | The Truthiness about Cats and Dogs
- "Stephen" knows he's straight but he keeps ending up having sex with men like Jon Stewart, Steve Carell, and Tad.
- Compendium of World Knowledge | Hodgman, Hobos | G | The Very Secret Areas of My Expertise
- In which John Hodgman discovers that there is more to Hobo history than he had previously realized, and that sometimes truth disguised as lies is the strangest and truest knowledge of all.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy | M | We Arrive in the Dark
- She sees her there, standing on the steps of the ball.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | OMO Wooster and the Standing Stones at Midnight
- In the thick of the Great War, intelligence officer Reginald Jeeves is injured, and forced by circumstance to rely upon the help of hapless, well-intentioned medical orderly Bertie Wooster.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, aliens! | T | The War of the Worlds and All That
- I relayed the information I’d so masterfully committed to memory in my youth, re: the prophet Elijah being taken up to heaven while still alive and in full possession of his faculties. I’d won a prize for Scripture-knowledge and so had details of this sort at my fingertips.
- Utena, Madoka Magica | Kyubey, ensemble | T | Four Ohtori Students Kyubey Never Made a Contract With and One He Nearly Did
- Ohtori is full of girls with wishes. None of these happened (except maybe the last one), but here's what would have happened if they had...
- The Martian, Yuletide | OCs | G | Revisions To A 'Dear Writer' Letter, Yuletide 2035.
- To whoever matched me on NASA RPF and didn't just now default, you are my hero.
- His Dark Materials | Lyra/Will, Lyra/OC, others | T | Selected Moments in Introductory Symbology
- Lyra in Oxford after the Fall, relearning the alethiometer and discovering a life of her own.
- Beetlejuice | Lydia, Beetlejuice | G | Let Me Tell You a Thing
- Lydia Deetz, struggling photographer, accepts a position house-sitting, in order to have more time for her photography.
- Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post) | ensemble | T | It's a Neighborly Day in This Beautywood
- The Old One, The Sleeping Beast, Seeker of Blood and Devourer of Souls, Haunting Abomination of the Darkened Woods, woke to find his sacred grounds were no longer there.
- Futurama | Amy/Kif, Fry/Leela, ensemble | G | Kiffy McKifFace
- Amy sends her love to Kif in the best way she knows how: Popularity.
- birdsrightsactivist | Bird, OCs | G | Aviens Rex
- In which Brad and Steve just want to have a picnic and a Tyrannosaurus is only another kind of bird.
- The Hundred and One Dalmatians | Perdita, white cat | G | Missing Persian
- Perdita understands why the white cat wants to stay missing.
- Hellsing | Integra/Girlycard | M | Simple Motions
- Alucard has the strangest of ideas when it comes to presents. PWP.
- Lord of the Rings | Galadriel, ensemble | T | Love Me And Despair
- The Lady Galadriel, daughter of Finarfin, Lady of Lothlòrien once thought she would sail over the Sundering Sea.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Croach, ensemble | M | Close Encounters of the Blue Kind
- When Sadie time-hops off to her own adventure, Frank Doyle winds up with an unusual guest in his penthouse apartment.
- Steven Universe | Steven, Centipeetle | T | Acidic Phoenix
- She was broken beyond repair, and then he repaired her anew with the utmost kindness.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Lister/Rimmer/Cat | T | Desperate Measures
- “It used to happen on JMC vessels all the time,” Rimmer explained, “especially before they let women enlist. You're surrounded by the endless, yawning void of space, trapped in a floating metal tomb with only your fellow crewmen for company, light years between you and the touch of a consenting woman... and suddenly, sausage starts to seem a lot more appetizing.”
- Leverage, Marvel | Sophie, ensemble | T | Re-Enlistment
- Sophie left SHIELD a long time ago, and now they want her back. (Eliot is livid.)
- Fake News | Jon/everyone | M | At the Heart of it All
- It's Jon's last day, and the Best Fucking News Team (past and present) wants to show Jon their appreciation.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | PG | Don't Let The Rain Come Down
- What if every time "Stephen" had a homosexual thought or feeling, it caused a rainstorm? "Inspired" by the anti-gay ad that was running during the Prop 8 thing in 2008.
- Hunger Games | Lyme | T | I can't be your hero, baby
- Winning the Hunger Games means the worst days of your life aren't just televised; in District 2, they become inspiration. For Lyme, still battling guilt and trauma as she recovers from her recent victory, the adoration comes too soon.
- The Hobbit | Thorin/Bilbo, ensemble | T | An Accidental Engagement
- Bilbo's fake-it-'til-you-make-it interpretation of dwarven culture is working quite well for him, thank you very much -- all the way up until it really, really isn't.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Bertie/OFC, ensemble | G | A Deuced Difficult Dilemma
- Bertie is dismayed to find that he rather likes the latest girl that Aunt Agatha is egging him on to marry.
- Sailor Moon | Kunzite/Minako, Shitennou | K | ghosts 'n' stuff
- Kunzite's past haunts him (literally).
- Hellsing | Alucard, Seras | T | Ballistics
- Thirty years later, Alucard and Seras are reunited. She's had a lot of things to say to him.
- Justice League | Bruce/Diana, team | T | Aspire to Touch the Sky
- Princess of Lost Island of Women to wed in First Diplomatic Marriage of Twentieth Century Classicists Stunned; Distraught
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | T | A Man's Best Friend
- Jon reaches out to Stephen after the death of his beloved dog Gipper, and things begin to change for both of them.
- Madoka Magica, Burn Notice | Madoka/Michael | R | prom notice
- "you have to become a magicl girl" sayd kubes "sounds legit"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Wesley, ensemble | G | New All Over
- When Wesley intercepts an amulet sent to Giles, he is changed from an annoying adult Watcher into an eight-year-old boy. Set post ‘Consequences’ in S3 of Buffy. Another Everyone Is Nice To Wesley fic.
- Oz | Langwidere | G | The Princess of Ev
- When Langwidere is seven, her uncle chops off her head. It doesn't kill her, of course.
- Legally Blonde | Elle/Vivian, others | M | Serious
- Elle's always noticed women. Elle, Enid, and Vivian, lovers and friends in law school, learning how to be who they are.
- Hut 33 | ensemble | G | The Hazards of Grammar
- After an unfortunate response to a German transmission, the staff of Hut 33 find themselves on unofficial combat training.
- Hut 33 | ensemble | G | The Stars in the Bright Sky
- The staff of Hut 33 must stay in Bletchley over Christmas. Minka has an idea about how to celebrate.
- Hut 33, Hetalia | Gordon/Feliks (Poland), ensemble | T | A Taste of Home
- Minka has vanished and has been replaced by an unconvincing impersonator. Gordon is surprised to realise he's the only one to notice.
- Hut 33 | ensemble | G | Painting by Numbers
- In which Hut 33 prove, once again, that they're decades ahead of their times, and they discover the rarest of men.
- Hut 33 | Minka, Archie, Charles, ensemble | T | Love in Wartime
- Minka knows something that the world should know.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Hermione, Ron, Pansy | R | The Potter-Malfoy Problem
- The room of requirement's gone mad — at least, that's what Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy 'requires' him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like he's some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? Throw in Pansy the pervert and a clipboard-wielding Hermione, and things can only go from bad to worse. And that's not even mentioning the pirates . . .
- Harry Potter | Dudley, Lavender, George | G | If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake
- It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn’t very clever, was bound to agree with her.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Voldemort, ensemble | T | Hit The Ground Running
- The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU.
- DCU | Jimmy, OC | G | #weedhorse69
- Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.
- DCU | Batman | G | Bad Publicity
- Bruce Wayne is either really bad at Twitter, or really, really good.
- Justice League | Batman, various | G | Rub-a-Dub Dub (A Bunch of Capes in the Tub)
- A bunch of times Batman ambushed people in the shower, and a time or two someone ambushed him.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/various | T | Five People Stephen Colbert Fell For (but three of them don't count)
- A cycle of denial, anger, bargaining, depression and... more denial.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Stephen/"Stephen" | T | The Man in the Mirror (or: Persona Non Drama)
- Like everybody else, I loved the glimpse of Jon and "Stephen" in their retirement cabin that we got on the Late Show. Unlike everybody else, I promptly started plotting weird reality-hopping friendship fic as backstory for how Late Show Stephen was able to visit it.
- Hello From The Magic Tavern | Arnie/Chunt | T | (untitled ficlet)
- “I’m not sure I feel that comfortable sleeping with a guy who was a badger just a few days ago."
- Sailor Moon | Ceres, Minako | T | doppelgäng
- My life before hers, or: Ceres has pink hair. — Ceres, Venus.
- Doctor Who | Ace/OC, Eleven, various | T | Dragons of the Mind
- In a dark and unfamiliar landscape, Ace struggles to save people while trying to figure out whether she's being played—and by whom.
- Doctor Who | G | Ten/Donna, Doctors | The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble
- Ten husbands, ten regenerations, I couldn't help it, sorry.
- Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek TNG | Gaeta, ensemble | K+ | Going Native
- What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best. [Gaeta was from Earth all along, Enterprise makes first contact with the Fleet, and the crossover worldbuilding is amazing.]
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | T | Magical Girl
- Madoka never did tell Homura what her wish was. But when Homura began traveling back in time, it became all too obvious. [MTF Madoka.]
- Madoka Magica, US Politics | Bernie, Trump, ensemble | T | Bernie Magica
- He has a loving family and best friends, laughs and cries from time to time… Bernie Sanders, an eighth grader of USA middle school, is one of those who lives such a life. One day, he had a very capitalistic encounter. He doesn't know if it happened by chance or by fate yet. This is a fateful encounter that can change his destiny- This is the beginning of the election.
- Harry Potter | Voldemort!Harry, ensemble | T | Seventh Horcrux
- The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
- DC Comics | Bruce | G | Internet conspiracy theory fic
- bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman
- Doctor Who, Buffy | Anya, Ten | T | THE LIFE CYCLE OF THE CRACKING MOSH TOAD (fragor beelzebufo), by A.C.E. Jenkins.
- Ten and Anya in a bar, post-Doomsday/post-Hells Bells, commiserating on their problems and discovering that Pete's World is the world without shrimp.
- Steven Universe | Steven, Centipeetle, Gems | G | Corrupted, Corrosive
- Centipeetle is the first gem to be fixed once Steven figures out how, but she has been broken so long she is unsure of many things.
- Dresden Files, Beyond Belief | Frank/Sadie, Harry | G | House Taken Over
- Harry Dresden meets the Doyles, and they happen to need his help.
- Harry Potter, Stargate | Harry, DA ensemble | T | D.S.S. Requirement
- The Dumbledore's Army use the Room of the Requirement to get themselves a spaceship.
- Steven Universe | Steven, Jasper | G | Transference Rehabilitation
- Steven, believing that Jasper has a chance to become more good and not be so mean, offers to try to teach her niceness.
- Steven Universe | Peridot/Amethyst | G | jump then fall into me
- "It would improve the integrity of the group if I were able to fuse with another Crystal Gem," Peridot said stiffly. "I believe that you are the best initial candidate."
- Jeeves & Wooster, Doctor Who | Bertie, Jeeves, Jack, Ten, ensemble | G | Jeeves and the Last Time Lord
- Bertie's even more confused than usual when two lunatics who appear to know his valet show up in London.
- Steven Universe | Rose/Pearl | T | Attention to Pearls
- While visiting White Diamond's court, Rose Quartz takes an interest in an unusually damaged Pearl. And not a moment too soon . . .
- DCU (Animated) | Clark/Bruce | T | A Wedding, a First Meeting, and a Honeymoon (in that order)
- Superman and Batman discover a hitch in their wedding plans. Luckily their friends are willing to help them get past it.
- The Cat in the Hat | ensemble | G | Bad SF dystopia: Hats have been banned and the government controls cats.
- The sun did not shine / There was no time for play / As we sat in the safehouse that cold, cold, wet day.
- Akimbo Comics – Comics Everyone Can Hate
- "Do you even know what we're supposed to be doing? Stories are supposed to lift people up! They're supposed to be bright and fun!" [This gives me fresh chills every time I re-read it. So good.]
- The Author of the Acacia Seeds, Ursula K. Le Guin
- And Other Extracts from the Journal of the Association of Therolinguistics.
- Steven Universe | Connie, OC, Gems | G | that which they defend
- You never really thought much of Connie Maheswaran. She was just that one shy, nerdy girl. Then, she comes back in seventh grade and it's like she's a completely different person. And this person has a sword.
- Sailor Moon | Makoto, Inners | T | The Aerodynamics of Friendship
- When Mako faces a troubling school assignment, it's up to her friends to come to the rescue! For some value of "rescue".
- Fake News FPF | "Stephen"/Sweetness, "Stephen"/Jon | M | Weapons of Misdirection
- A love story (or two) through the sights of a gun.
- Narnia, Lord of the Rings | Susan, Eowyn, Ents | G | a home for every season
- Susan was across the battlefield when Eowyn faced down the lord of the Nazgul, Merry and his little dagger at her side. Susan was sending arrows into orcs and oliphaunt drivers, guiding her horse with her calves and heels and shifts of her weight.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Kunzite/Zoisite, senshi | T | Haruka and Zoisite Get Together :O
- Haruka's sad because Michiru is too busy with Sailor business to play monopoly with her. Zoisite's upset because Kunzite got fed up with opening jars of pickles for him. When the two meet up and start hanging out, what will this lead to? Will Michiru and Kunzite be able to get their partners back? Will Zoisite learn to open pickle jars? Will Michiru ever put some clothes on?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Madeline/Honoria | T | The Rummy Affair of the Brinkley Ball
- BERTIE STOP THE MOST DREADFUL THING STOP THERE IS TO BE A BALL AT BRINKLEY COURT STOP H AND I SURE TO BE DISCOVERED STOP CALL UPON YOUR HELP STOP SOME SUBTERFUGE WILL BE CALLED FOR STOP H SAYS NO USE ASKING YOU BUT PERHAPS JEEVES STOP
- Galaxy Quest (1999) | Gwen/Jason, others | T | Touch the Sky
- Starships were meant to fly.
- Better Off Ted | Veronica, Linda, Ted, Phil, Lem | G | In Lighter News
- “And in lighter news,” Veronica said, reading on, “despite the combined efforts of both the American and Chinese cyber-divisions, Jabberwocky has gained control of the stock exchange.”
- Leverage | Parker/Hardison, Eliot | M | The Underwire Job
- Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.
- Better Off Ted | Ted/Veronica/Linda, others | T | Rated B for Brillig
- "I can't believe your solution was to invent an imaginary project," Linda said. "Isn't that what got you into this Jabberwocky mess, having to come up with a new product?"
- Cabin Pressure | Martin/Arthur | T | Contents May Have Shifted
- Martin gets stuck in the flight deck locker with Arthur. More than once.
- Dave the Barbarian | Dave, Candy, Fang, Chuckles | G | Meanwhile, In Udrogoth
- Everything was fine until the Yule bears invaded.
- Cabin Pressure | Douglas/Martin, Arthur | M | A Very Good Place to Start
- “Believe it or not, Martin, there isn’t actually an SOP – updated or otherwise – for getting stuck in a foreign country due to a volcanic ash cloud, having to impersonate a married couple with your fellow pilot and then accidentally snogging them whilst watching Julie Andrews play the guitar.”
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko | T | Dualität
- Yumiko has an important question for her partner.
- melannen | Notes on Birth Control and Childrearing for Fantasy Writers
- "I want to write sexually active cis female characters in a world with pre-industrial technology, without having them be tied to childbearing and childrearing. How can I do that, realistically, without having to rely on "because magic" or "because I say so"?"
- Welcome to Night Vale, The Dresden Files | Carlos Ramirez/Cecil, Tamika, Harry, ensemble | T | Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies
- There are a few things that Carlos may have neglected to tell Cecil. Like his last name. Or how he hasn’t actually dated anyone since his junior year of high school. Or that he’s a wizard of the White Council and the regional commander of Wardens in the western United States and not, in fact, a scientist.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Dana, Kevin, ensemble | T | From the Ground Up
- Carlos is a loyal company employee, who has never been to any place called Night Vale and never met anyone named Cecil…which doesn’t explain the mysterious woman appearing in his lab, or these dreams he’s started having…
- Cabin Pressure | Martin/Douglas, Martin/Gordon, ensemble | M | A Million By Tuesday
- AU: Gordon Shappey's disgruntled ex-employee, Douglas Richardson, seeks revenge by kidnapping Gordon's trophy husband, Martin.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Usagi, Phobos, Deimos | G | Feathered Friends
- Usagi makes friends very easily.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | T | Things to Remember
- Before your life was reduced to the stretch of time between March 16th and April 30th, you dreamed of something magical happening to you.
- Leverage, Animorphs | Cassie, Leverage team | T | The Hork-Bajir Job
- When three Hork-Bajir are kidnapped from Yellowstone National Park and sold to an alien zoo, Cassie knows who to call: a team of three morphers, an alien tech hacker, and a former Controller, called Leverage.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, mom | G | Birthday
- The birth of one Cecil Gershwin Palmer was both unique and unremarkable, as most births are.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka | G | Gems and Meteors
- Even without its owner, it was powerful enough to destroy the planet. And it only grew.
- Homestuck | Jack Noir/PM, PM/various | M | Chain
- In an alternate session where Derse won the war, Jack Noir comes into the possession of a most intriguing slave.
- Kim Possible | Kim/Shego, others | T | Alone, Together
- Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | M | Kill Your Double
- Cecil murders Kevin. [Psychological horror]
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Cat | G | Going Viral
- Rimmer’s astronavs are tomorrow morning, and as usual, he’s in a bit of a crisis. Hoping to improve his abilities, he tries to infect himself with the luck virus, but takes a megadose of confidence instead.
- Fake News FPF | Jon/"Stephen" | T | To the Depth and Breadth and Height
- They get married! (A fumbled almost-proposal, and the buildup to the real one.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Earl, Whispering Forest | G | Spared
- You're not going to wear THAT to the anniversary episode, are you? [Depressed!Cecil.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, Kevin | M | A Taste for Blood
- Carlos gets a nosebleed in the Desert Otherworld, which Kevin finds intriguing. But Kevin's scientist put a safeguard in place for just this situation ...[Evil chastity belt from DB!Carlos.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | interns | M | The NVCR Intern Survival Handbook
- Congratulations on securing an internship at Night Vale Community Radio! You probably ought to read the handbook.
- Doctor Who, Magic School Bus | Bernice, the Friz, kids | G | Archaeology for Dummies (time-traveler's edition)
- An educational learning experience involving school buses, incriminating stories and eldritch horrors from beyond the grave. This probably wasn't on the course outline.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, Kevin | G | The Manipulator
- "Remember when you found me, all those months ago, and I was so very, very alone?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Leonard, Cecil | G | Same As It Ever Was
- "I think someone fed it, and that’s why it stays. Or maybe it likes to hear me speak, maybe something in my voice tells it to stay."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | To Fall in Love
- Cecil happens upon a New York Times article and asks Carlos, "Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, Giles | G | The Adventure of the Displaced Watcher
- An accident with a magical artifact sends Giles into the past. Can the specialist in hopeless cases help him before the artifact is lost and he is forever stranded?
- DCU (Comics) | Clark/Bruce, team | M | Action and Re-Action
- In the first issue of Justice League after the reboot, Batman told Green Lantern he had never met Superman before. This story takes that statement at face value--but what if Bruce Wayne had met him before?
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Spike/Buffy, Willow/Tara, ensemble | T | Gently Down the Stream
- Here's Buffy's life in a nutshell: dead mom, dead-beat dad, dead end job, dependent sister. She's pulling double shifts at the Double Meat Palace to make ends meet. And yet, she's actually pretty happy! She's got supportive friends and a sexy English boyfriend. Her life is full of love, and frankly after that accident last year and the coma, she's grateful just to be alive.
- Doctor Who | Ten/Ainley!Master | R | In Due Time We Shall Reap
- The Doctor finds himself in a compromising position on a neo-Puritan moon colony. Who could possibly be behind this dastardly scheme?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Something I Can't Make Sense Of
- He loved Cecil, trusted Cecil, wanted Cecil, and if Cecil happened to be some kind of Eldritch Horror when he got excited, well- Carlos would have to think very hard about that.
- Polygon Map Generation demo
- In a shape number like 85882-8, 85882 chooses the overall island shape and 8 is the random number seed for the details (random points, noisy edges, rivers). You can type in a shape number and press Return to generate that map. The details will vary based on the other options you’ve selected.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", John, BriWi, Jessica | G | Launching Paper Planes to Help Close the Distance
- As Jon prepares to take a hiatus to shoot his film, he has a few other headaches to deal with, namely Stephen, John, and BriWi.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | G | The Five Blood Quests
- Before his marriage to Cecil, Carlos has to complete five Blood Quests. It isn't as bad as it sounds...honest. (it is)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Khoshekh | T | Five Times Carlos and Khoshekh Went to War and Khoshekh Won (And One Time He Did Not.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | A Monster In Night Vale
- Carlos is a monster, a being of void and shadow that spans dimensions. And that is why he is so, so glad to be in Night Vale.
- Stargate, A:tLA | Toph, Zuko, Sam, Janet, ensemble | K+ | The Dragon King's Temple
- The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | 17 Stars
- Cecil stands alone in the desert. He appears a dark pillar against the dim strip of lights far beyond - a darker shade in the silent black, a hole in the universe.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, SSP, ensemble | G | Lost and Found
- Since this is Night Vale, he's not 100% sure what exactly passes for canine or even a pet here, but this probably isn't it.
- xxxHoLic | Doumeki/Watanuki | T | Restoration
- Watanuki was missing for ten years and presumed dead -- the prefectural authorities want to know where he has been, what he has been doing, if he is who he says he is.
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/June | M | My big fat fake gay wedding
- "So we get married for realsies. After a month or two, we just file for divorce and I'll claim I was going through a phase."
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Sparks/Croach/Red, Ginny, Pemily | T | and in the human heart
- 5 times Sparks Nevada became a parent, and the one time he planned it first. (End pairing: Sparks/Red/Croach.)
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | G | City on the Edge of Whatever
- Rimmer and Lister are stuck for months in the terrifying alternate world where men and women's gender roles are reversed.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin | T | Admiration
- Kevin loves his Grandmother.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | skirt his edges and clean up after
- There's nothing Cecil can say. They know; they've tried it all. No amount of "This doesn't make you female; plenty of men have heats" or "There's nothing to be ashamed of" will reassure him. They can only hold on, stroking their hand up and down Carlos' back (slick with sweat, and hot under Cecil's hand, and made of skin)—until he shudders and pushes them gently away.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, the Voice | G | Symbiosis
- Cecil has chunks of memory missing. What really happened the night the antiques escaped? Only one shadowy being really knows.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Winchell/Trish, Winchell/FOW | T | Your Mayor
- Pamela Winchell and the Faceless Old Woman have a late-night conversation about mayoral politics.
- Welcome to Night Vale Cecil/Carlos | M | Blood and Honey
- "I'm nervous," Carlos admits. "I... haven't done this much, and I want to be good for you—I mean. I want it to be good. I want to do well. Don't." He swallows. "Don't say anything. I just wanted to get that out."
- Welcome to Night Vale | TJ, Cecil | G | Tactical Advantages
- Being cursed to be forgettable has its significant problems, BUT it also has several serious tactical advantages.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Sheriff, Council, Cecil | G | Disaster Averted
- The sheriff of Night Vale has enough to worry about without the threat of bot armies.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Abby, Cecil, Mama Palmer, Steve | G | Tell Me What You See
- Nurse Farrell has a long night of state testing at Night Vale Elementary School, and as if she isn't busy enough, a parent asks a favor.
- Sailor Moon | Kunzite/Zoisite, Dark Kingdom, Inners | PG | Mad King Zoisite
- Zoisite has survived Beryl's attack on him, and boy, is he angry with Kunzite! Even worse, he's decided to replace Beryl as reigning sovereign of the Dark Kingdom. Should Kunzite sleep on the couch...or an entirely different planet?
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- Red Dwarf -Lister, Cat, Rimmer, Holly | G | I Do
- Lister and Cat find a fun way to pass an afternoon. [It involves pretty dresses.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Misfire fill!
- "I'm going to make an attempt to fill this okay? It may not be done for a while but I will do it."
- Body Builder
- Input the measurements of a person or character, get a visualization of their body.
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks/Croach/Red | G | one clover, and a bee, and reverie
- Our favorite trio ends up accidentally married. Or sort of accidentally. Plus Martian culture, a lot of sarcasm, and some terrible attempts at sharing feelings.
- Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 | Chloe/June, James, Mark | T | 2 become 1, or: these are totally normal roommate shenanigans
- Chloe decides to fake-seduce June in an act of vengeance. Naturally, June strikes back.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Tatsuya, others | T | Notch the Arrow
- Someday, things would change. When they did, he would make his move. Or, Homura and Madoka were not the only ones to remember.
- Sparks Nevada/Beyond Belief | Frank/Sadie, Sparks+Croach+Red | G | the last drink on Mars
- "I'm Sadie Doyle and this is my lovely husband, Frank Doyle. I think we've gotten a bit lost. And a lot drunker than I thought. Is that man actually blue?"
- Sailor Moon | Rei | T | Dear Smut People - Sailor Mars' Argument on Quality
- After being forced to watch several Sailor Senshi-based pornos, Rei writes a letter complaining over the portrayal of Sailor Mars and offers some constructive criticism.
- Sailor Moon | Hotaru/Chibiusa | G | Counting Down
- Soul Timers were never meant to account for time travelers.
- Doctor Who | Rose, Nine | G | every atom of you
- Time Lords don't have daemons.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | they are the hunters, we are the foxes
- The dog park is Carlos' subject of study at the moment and Cecil worries that he'll come back changed into something unrecognizable.
- Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie | G | shake it off
- The real mystery is where the ominous music is coming from
- [Avatar: The Last Airbender/Hunger Games | Zuko | G | you're aces for coming along
- Of course, Zuko would have been expected to put in an appearance regardless, assuming he was alive, being his father's son. The fact that he was also a victor was almost a minor detail, except that he thought about it every day and his scar still hurt, all these years later.
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- What was that song? Find it!
- Leverage, Batman | ensemble | G | Five times the Leverage Crew was not in Gotham, no, really, they weren't, no
- "Of course, now the company had been bought by the Wayne Enterprises," he says slowly and pointedly, and all the others suddenly sit up, the focus of their attention shifting and narrowing.
- Better Off Ted | Ted/Linda, Veronica, Lem, Phil, Rose | G | Viridian Magnolia
- "How is it being married to Ted? Is it magical, like a glow in the dark giraffe let loose in a municipal park?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin | T | The Making of a Voice
- The events of Cassette and slightly beyond, from Cecil's brother's perspective.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Our Past, Our Present, Our Assumed Future
- Carlos and Cecil find a baby on Christmas Eve and spend the holidays looking for the family.
- Justice League | Flash, Batman | T | But Nobody’s Counting
- Five favours Wally did (or tried to do) for someone, and one someone did for him in return.
- Mallory Ortberg | Andrea, Miranda | G | Ayn Rand's The Devil Wears Prada
- ANDREA: Be silent. I do not require explanations. I will never apologize for my newfound excellence. I will speak to whatever man I consider fit to talk to. And I would describe him as more “weirdly ugly-cute” than “hot.” He has no eyebrows.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie | M | Brandy, Daquiris, Scotch, Martinis
- Frank Doyle and Sadie Parker, domming and submitting to each other for the first times.
- Bleak Expectations | Gently/Pip, Harry/Pippa | G | Mrs Harry Biscuit's Book Of Household Decorum
- Being An Infallible Guide To All Matters Which Concern The Family Circle. Containing all necessary Recipes for every Occasion from a Pauper's Supper to a Ducal Banquet, Hints on the Conduct of Servants, Advice On The Removal Of Orphans And Stains, Chapters Upon Cutlery, Mourning, Etiquette, Bees, Drains, Swans, Etc, Etc, Etc. With Five Colour Plates Depicting The Art Of Pie Raising, And A Fine View Of Bude.
- Bleak Expectations | Pip, Harry/Pippa | G | A Happy Honeymoon, Cruelly Yorkshired
- Being a novelisation of the epic tale previously recounted on Her Britannic Majesty's Imperial Wireless Service.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | M | The Honourable Thing
- I burst into the flat and, before I could yell out to Jeeves to explain the sitch, was hit whang in the beak with the most scrumptious smell that has ever tickled my nostrils.
- Qualia the Purple | Gaku/Yukari | T | The Nine (Million) Lives of Hatou Manabu
- The road to Yukari is long, but - no matter how many paths it takes - Gaku will find a way.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes | G | TRACER BULLET IS A TERRIBLE NAME FOR A PI
- “You know, I think I ate a mime once.” Hobbes sniffed. “Part of one, anyway. He didn’t stay in character after the first bite.”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | T | Enter Stage Left
- Cecil has two tickets for opening night at the new Old Night Vale Opera House… whatever opera is. If only he could find someone to go with him.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Janice | G | Harbor
- Have I mentioned my headcanon that Cecil's niece Janice is a mermaid?
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Anthy/Utena | M | Anthy's Turn
- After the Duel called Revolution it's Anthy's turn to go to Utena. But where in the world is the girl who wanted to be a prince?
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- Floorplanner is the easiest and best-looking way to create and share interactive floorplans online.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Don't Touch That
- Carlos makes a horrifying discovery.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, You, various | M | Your Cargo
- Cecil finds himself in a difficult situation with a surprising companion.
- Sparks Nevada | [Sparks]/Croach/Red, ensemble | T | Paperwork
- "He wanted," Croach repeated, "to be buried on Earth."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Leon, Jill, Chris, T-chan | G | Something to Be Thankful For
- Thanksgiving dinner at the pet shop.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | ensemble | G | Sonnet Redouble: The Gift
- This is the Gift that only blood could buy: Salvation in exchange for just one soul. The Slayer does not have the right to cry, And naught may come between her and her goal.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Legend of Cecil Palmer
- This is the story of how I lost Cecil.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/DB!Carlos, citizens | G | Kevin's Elevator ADVENTURE!
- Kevin is trapped in the elevator on the way to Diego's penthouse.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Whatever You Say
- When it comes to phone sex, Cecil has a way with words. Cecil's way with words sometimes makes Carlos wonder whether those words had consented.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Doctor Who | Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Maureen | G | He Says He is an Arcalian
- AU. How Calosvacet'nebfirArcalmas gets a research posting in the most interesting (and inaccessible) city on Gallifrey, eats plants, and falls in love with the Matrix.
- Cabin Pressure | Martin/Theresa | M | Lucky
- The tentacles were not at all part of the original plan; Martin wanted to make that quite clear.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation, Watchmen | Doctor Manhattan, Q | G | Demiurge
- Jon has spent 20,000 years making life. Q says he's doing it all wrong.
- Leverage | Parker/Eliot/Hardison, Nate, Sophie | G | OT3 daemon AU
- Everyone thinks Parker is severed at first.
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks/Croach/Red | T | You Must Be Who You Are
- Her name is not on the lease, Croach assures her; the house is legally under ownership only by himself and Sparks. Sparks scowls and hastens to add, “But we could put your name on easy, if’n you wanted.”
- Sailor Moon | Michiru/Haruka | K+ | The Call
- Michiru dreams and struggles. A brief look at Lovecraftian Protagonist Michiru.
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks/Croach, Pemily | G | States of Agitation
- All of Croach’s senses indicate that Sparks Nevada is in a state of heightened agitation. It is the third most agitated Croach has ever perceived him to be. It is by far the most agitated Croach has perceived him to be since learning of Croach’s fertilized state.
- Black Books/Doctor Who | Fran, Manny, Bernard, Jack | PG | The Fate of the Earth Depends On It, Probably
- A moment of madness on a certain internet auction site leads Torchwood to Manny’s door. Bernard is even less happy than usual.
- eplans.com House Plans Store
- House Plans, Home Plans, Floor Plans and Home Building Designs - input your number of beds/baths/floors/garage bays and search for results.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, kid | T | Something Under the Bed
- Carlos and Cecil find some surprises lurking under their bed.
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks/Croach/Red | G | Nanotech
- There’s a pamphlet about bio-augmentation on his desk again.
- Imperial Radch Series | Anaander Minaai | G | Bright Lights Over Piraeth
- The panoptic gaze of Anaander Mianaai, Lord of the Radch, falls on the core worlds and backwaters like Piraeth alike, but treachery can still surface anywhere.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Kevin, Lauren | T | Let's (Not) Be Friends
- Kevin is certain that he could win over Cecil if he could just talk to his counterpart alone. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Lauren is going to give him that chance.
- Glee | Quinn/Mercedes, Judy, Rachel, Will, Sue, Artie, Sam | PG-13 | Stable
- After the accident, Quinn starts to recover in more ways than one.
- Madoka Magica | Homura, ensemble | T | the edges of Eternity
- "The nurse should've delivered the transfer papers to you. You'll be starting school next week. You can't let this set you back, of course. If you fell behind a year now, you'd never catch up."
- Madoka Magica | Sayaka, ensemble | T | The Persistence of Memory
- She doesn't remember what was so important, but she knows who made her forget... And she knows the devil's grasp is slipping. After rebellion comes insurgency.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos/Kevin | M | Special Attention
- Kevin considers Carlos to be his very good boy.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, SSP, City Council | T | In Between Days
- Cecil and Carlos enjoy their you and me time together, but they'd enjoy it a lot more without Night Vale butting in like a third wheel.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos/Kevin | M | Hoods and Cages
- Kevin loves using new toys on Cecil.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Maureen, Sarah Sultan, Pamela Winchell | G | W
- Night Vale Community College student elections begin, and debate rages over a controversial candidate's right to run for office. Meanwhile, Pamela Winchell takes ill after an emergency conference goes awry, and more updates from a certain scientist trapped in the desert.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | epistemophilia
- "Cecil," he calls, because Cecil is in the kitchen making them dinner. "Would you like to participate in the high school sex ed program this year?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Maureen | T | Down this Yellow Brick Road
- Maureen doesn't turn at the sound of the door opening, at the quiet tones of Cecil's Voice. She doesn't turn when the door clicks softly shut again either.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/Carlos/Cecil | R | Get What You Deserve
- Kevin loves to torment his pet Cecil. Especially with Carlos.
- Sailor Moon, Madoka Magica | Happily Ever After
- It’s a nice life, Madoka decides. Being reincarnated, that is. She has a calm, normal life, no aliens coming down and offering her a wish for her soul.
- Madoka Magica | Kyuubei, Tatsuya | G | Nighttime wonders
- Tatsuya makes an unexpected friend one dark night.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos/Kevin | R | Rewards
- Kevin has two wonderful pets. Sadly only one knows how to behave himself.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Soon, and Soon Enough
- Cecil is not an especially patient person. Carlos is aware of this.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Scientists Do Not Communicate Directly
- or, Five Times Carlos Tried to Communicate "I Love You" Without Using Those Words. And One Time He Used Them. Sort Of.
- Doctor Who | Martha, Ten, Iris, Rassilon, Susan, the Master | G | Five Time Lords Martha Jones Didn't Turn Out To Be
- "I don't know what I was thinking, pining over you like that. Bloody hell, don't know how I'll face meself in the mirror after that silliness."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Khoshekh | G | Birb Cecil riding around on daemon!Khoshekh
- Khoshekh always thought it was ironic when he would have to carry Cecil around like a kitten so he wouldn’t get himself hit by a car or eaten by a pterodactyl.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Winchell/Trish | G | Pamela Winchell's List of Fun things to do when you're...retired.
- Oh god, what if no one stopped Pamela's retirement rampage?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Constellations (The Thirteenth Take Remix)
- “Are stars supposed to dance?” asks Carlos. “I thought that was a, uh, metaphor.” [The one where Carlos tries to do a guest segment on Cecil's show explaining the moon.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | T | Aftermath
- Time doesn't work in Night Vale, but you can still run out of it. [Parade Day]
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks, Croach | G | Two Against Goo
- "Upon waking, you notice that you are soaked. How did this happen? What are the ramifications?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Tamika, Pamela | T | Underdog
- Someone has been taking each of the posters and carefully re-labeling them to read: TAMIKA FLYNN FOR MAYOR.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Tamika, Steve, Janice | G | One Quarter Complete
- Strex went too far simply by buying the station, but they just kept taking. Now there's nothing left for the friendly desert community to lose...[Undercover!Janice.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | it's void in the afternoon
- It’s void o’clock on Wednesday (or possibly Saturday, or perhaps no discernible point in time at all for time exists only as a human construct and is highly susceptible to influence) when Carlos realises that he can’t remember where he was born.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | T | Carlos is a Nice Boy
- “I just got chased home by an angry mob,” Carlos pointed out faintly, “because I accidentally insulted a radio show host I’ve never met who claims to love me.” “But the mob didn’t actually catch you,” Andre said. “I’d consider that a win.” [Deaf!Carlos.]
- Madoka Magika | Homura/Madoka | G | Invariable
- Madoka loves everyone. Homura loves Madoka.
- Emperor's New Groove | Kuzco/OC, ensemble | T | Till the Day We Die
- Kuzco and Pacha's friendship [and life in general] over the years.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, others | G | Theater
- For the first time in many years, a new movie theater -- The Xerophile-- is opening in Night Vale! Cecil gives us the updates on this exciting event, along with the news, the Community Calendar, and the weather.
- Welcome to Night Vale | bird!Kevin, db!Carlos | G | balloon
- Kevin was finally able to schedule a day off where he could visit Ciro. He hadn’t been able to make it to the hospital in a little over a month.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Earl(/Cecil) | M | Research in Controlled Media Response
- Earl's a pretty helpful guy. So when his scientist boyfriend asks for some help in conducting an experiment, he's happy to lend a hand.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Smiling God | T | bury me in galaxies (i'll call it home)
- The smiling god’s eyes do not materialize here, but Carlos somehow senses its presence every time he turns his head. He falls and falls and wonders why he ever stayed so long in Night Vale in the first place.
- 3 Bedroom Apartment/House Plans
- 3D layouts for dozens of different apartment floor plans and design schemes. Follow the links for more with different numbers of bedrooms.
- Sailor Moon | Chibiusa, ensemble | G | The Ripples In The Water
- You can't drop a pebble in a pond without changing the water. The same holds true for a destiny. (Chibiusa has a brother, and it changes the rest of the future from what the main characters remember.)
- donjon; Fractal World Generator
- Generates random maps for your fantasy or AU world.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Homestuck | Cecil/Carlos, John/Dave, ensemble | T | The Longest Surviving Intern at Night Vale Community Radio
- A boy with red eyes and white hair walked into town today. He was carrying a long, sharp sword, which, according to some reports, was dripping with fresh blood. He wore a pair of dark glasses over his eyes.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Daniel/Lauren, Cecil | G | Malfunction
- Sometimes Daniel malfunctions.
- The X-Files | Mulder/Scully, ensemble | T | Gonna Be Different this Time
- It's the end of the mytharc. Mulder and Scully, Skinner and Frohike, at the end of it all. Final installment of the Life During Wartime series.
- Hunger Games | Brutus, Lyme, Enobaria, ensemble | T | The End is the Beginning is the End: The Quarter Quell
- When the Victor Games are announced, District 2 must send its heroes along with the rest of them. Brutus hopes doing his duty will silence the voices telling him this is wrong; Enobaria wants to burn the traitor Mockingjay for bringing this on people who only ever followed orders. Lyme needs to make it through without stabbing President Snow in the eye.
- Discworld, Doctor Who| Death, Jack | T | Death and the Definitely-Not-A-Maiden
- When Jack dies, Death is there to meet him. Every time.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Janice | G | Look At Our Gay Dragons
- Old Woman Josie helps Cecil cope with Carlos' absence. Janice and Cecil bond on the way home from Girl Scout Camp, and discover a winged friend.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | The Birdwatching Contest
- There's a competition in Night Vale- doorknob collecting, stargazing, standing perfectly still and holding a turtle, idk whatever, and Cecil really, REALLY wants to win. Carlos wins
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks/Croach | T | High Score
- Quantifying things.
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks, Red, Croach | G | Class Four Full-Roaming Mutation
- Crime, mad science and shoot-outs. Or, y'know, a pretty typical Tuesday on Mars.
- Madoka Magica | Homura, Candeloro, Kyoko, Madoka | T | A Witch's Kiss
- Homura is invited to tea by the Dress-up Witch.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Chris, Tetsu, Honlon | G | Pet Shop Drabbles
- Everyone has the first words their soulmate will say written on them.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, ensemble | G | The Convention
- Night Vale Community Radio does an in-depth look at Night Vale's first ComicCon.
- Stargate Atlantis | Rodney/John, Teyla/Kanaan, Ronon | M | Lost in Translation
- Truth in advertising, lest yet be disappointed, fair reader: this fic contains McShep sexy times, omegaverse, and mpreg, but there is no McShep knotting or mpreg.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Sparks/Croach/Red | G | Offer Me Alternatives
- Sure, the end of the world's as good of a time to talk about your feelings as any.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Miki, Juri | M | Our Upperclassmen Are Funny
- One day, Juri decides to indulge her immature side. Miki joins her. Thankfully, Touga and Saionji are clueless.
- Welcome to Night Vale | G | Cecil/Carlos | Date Night In
- Cecil does the shopping, Carlos does the cooking. So far it's worked fine.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Yellow and White
- The colour of Cecil's fear has changed.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, original characters | T | Narcissus
- D gets a young, beleaguered housewife as a customer. The only thing is...she doesn't want a pet. What does she want? Can D help her?
- Sparks Nevada | Sparks, Red, Croach, Jim | T | sparks/croach asshole teen au goddammit i didn't know i needed this
- being partnered up with each other on a history project, Sparks being a HUGE NERD over Earth history, Croach swinging between “I do not care at all about Earth history” and “that footnote is INCORRECT, we must contact the publishers of this book AT ONCE”.
- Sparks Nevada | Red/Sparks/Croach | G | does the Kid Subject ever come back up?
- But, because he’s Sparks, he’s not sure how to broach that particular topic - especially not while Red’s on a quest to find out her roots, or while Croach is still trying out how to process emotions, and they’re still figuring out how the three of them fit together, so he just sort of … sits on it. For a while.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka, Homura, Sayaka | T | Inevitabilis
- One day, they would be enemies. But not today. / Post-Rebellion, oneshot
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer, Holly | M | A Mile in Your Trousers
- Lister's all for the body swap... as long as Rimmer doesn't freak out when he finds out exactly what Lister's got in his trousers. Or, to be more precise, what Lister hasn't got in his trousers.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | G | Incoming skype call from: Carlos the scientist
- "Okay, you have to promise you won’t freak out. It’s totally not a big deal or anything, but you should promise anywa-"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, the Voice | T | Resonance
- What had happened to Cecil as a teenager? Not even he knows.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Tamika, Josie | G | With Grace
- "You're over thirty, right?" Tamika asks. "I need to find someone over thirty to interview for school."
- Animorphs | ensemble | M | The Word of Your Body
- In a world where the Animorphs are all transgender or intersex, it isn't the ability to morph that makes all the difference; it's having comrades who can see them for who they truly are.
- Enchanted | Nancy/Giselle | G | No Prince Charming
- Nancy Tremaine thinks she may be losing her grip on reality when she brings a stranger in a fairytale wedding dress with a distressingly low sense of self-preservation home to sleep on her couch. She has no idea what she's getting herself into.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, others | T | For the Public Good
- Harry is loaned to the Muggle government to assist relations between the two governments after the London bombings. When his counterpart in the Communications team comes to him with evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | T | Ship's Summer
- Rimmer gets what he's always wanted. But it's Rimmer, so of course it isn't that simple.
- The Simpsons, Sailor Moon | Lisa, Luna, ensemble | T | Pretty Soldier Simpson Moon
- The moon cat Luna has finally finished her long, long search for the Pretty Soldier of Love and Justice, SAILOR MOON! ... it's Lisa Simpson. Nobody is more bewildered about this than her.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy, Nanami, Touga, Wakaba | T | In Cloud Country
- Utena goes with Anthy on a trip to America to visit a dairy farm. And to see some mountains, and to do some B&E. The usual itinerary.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie | T | She Was Only a Whiskey Maker, But He Loved Her Still
- A prohibition AU, and a little bit of my take on their first meeting.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | T | Imagine Me & You
- Carlos’s shoulders only got more knotted when Kevin’s hands began to rub them, so that not even a minute into it, Carlos shook them off. “It’s nice to not feel any tension once in a while,” Kevin purred, speaking for himself.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Jake/Marcus, Strexcorp | T | Learning Curve
- Do not listen to angels. They tell only lies, and do not exist. Listen, instead, to a Smiling God.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Taking Aim
- There was no logical reason for a funfair game to be this hard...
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | G | Thirty-Seven
- The nightmares began when the auction ended. But they were bearable nightmares then, hardly worse than the usual terrors that plague the citizens of Night Vale as they sleep. They merely took a different form. A more specific form.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, family | T | Home is Where the Potato-Shaped Muscle Lump Is
- Scientifically speaking, a housewarming party should be a simple thing -- but Carlos learned a long time ago that nothing in Night Vale is ever simple. Not when he has to deal with unexpected (and terrifying) gifts, Steve Carlsberg’s scones, and trying to keep a secret from his boyfriend. All of these (and more than these) things ensue.
- Stargate Atlantis | Sheppard/McKay, others | M | Theory of Everything
- "'Maybe all you need is a vacation'," Rodney echoed. "Please, I'm not stupid, you know." Then he looked stricken. "I'm not stupid yet."
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | G | Confetti Howitzer
- Alucard has a very peculiar request for Integra Hellsing.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Colonel Tick-Tock, Sparks Nevada, others | G | He Shall, from Time to Time...
- An assignment sends Colonel Tick-Tock to the red plains of the fourth planet. After all, Her Majesty's Royal Chrono Patrol stands guard over all of time ... and space.
- Homestuck | Roze/Terezi | G | Band of Gold
- "Fine. Assuming that no court on earth discovers that you are an interdimensional spy in deep disguise," Rose corrects herself, flopping down on the bed to lie next to you, "we are now legally married. In the State of Nevada. You are now my beautiful wife."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/DB!Carlos | T | Happy: A Desert Bluffs Love Story
- If there had been any advance notice, Gabriel would have abandoned his shift at the StrexCorp laboratories and set at a dead run for the radio station.
- Welcome to Night Vale - On the Nature of Love and Chirality - Chapter 1 [Archive of Our Own]
- Carlos moves to Night Vale and finds himself slowly falling in love with Cecil. There's just one problem: Carlos' ex… …Kevin.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Kevin | M | Don't You Love Me (Sweet Dreams)
- It all starts when Cecil picks up the mirror from a garage sale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Jake/Marcus, Cecil | M | The Role Of Personal Assistant
- Cecil sees Marcus and his personal assistant late at night from the library.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | At the Edges, at the Seams
- Night Vale, like much of the American Southwest, has the regular kind of armadillos. They also have animals which are relatively like armadillos, depending on the apparent speed at which the armadillo is moving in relation to the observer as that speed approaches the speed of light. And depending on how many claws you like your armadillos to have.
- Sailor Moon | ensemble | T | The Million Dollar Grant
- The Sailor Scouts are in the business of saving lives. They've always been repaid with nothing more than gratitude, until one of the lives they save feels they deserve more. So how do the scouts react to suddenly having their missions backed by more than willpower and love?
- Sailor Moon | Minako, Artemis, team | T | Sailor V is Dead
- The greatest trial of Sailor V, Minako Aino, begins in a darkened London warehouse. It will only end months and months later, in the arms of her princess and surrounded by her friends.
- Sailor Moon | generals | K+ | And Your Angels Will Go Free
- The land's being overrun with monsters, so they do what they have to do. Now others have to move on
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos(/Cecil), DB!Carlos, Kevin | M | Compliance
- The quickest way to a Radio Host's mouth is through his heart.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy, others | M | The Art of Seeing
- A new addition to Andy's job requirements has her seeing Miranda in a new light. [The one with lots of smouldering webcam sex.]
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda(/Andy), Emily, Nigel | T | The Roman Spring of Mrs. Priestly
- A story in the "Prizefight"-verse from Emily's POV. References events in both "She Likes a Prizefight" and "Prends Garde à Toi." Emily POV. Miranda thinks she's oh so clever.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy | M | Prends Garde à Toi
- A mirror to "She Likes a Prizefight," from Miranda's POV.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy, others | M | She Likes a Prizefight
- Miranda Priestly doesn't give up without a fight.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | M | Two Days
- Sherlock Holmes is arrested before he gets the chance to commit that particular crime. He has thought about it, though.
- The Devil Wears Prada, Stargate Atlantis | Miranda/Andy, John/Rodney | T | Good Help Is Hard to Find
- When egos collide! A crossover with The Devil Wears Prada and Stargate: Atlantis.
- Welcome to Night Vale | You | G | File #208
- While walking in the sand wastes, you find a book. A strange book. A book about angels. This information is forbidden. But you read it anyways.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Marcus/Jake | M | To Serve a Great Calling
- Jake is not technically allowed to think about Marcus, because, as an angel, Marcus no longer exists. So he couldn't possibly show up again in the middle of the night. Because that would be ridiculous. (Follow up to "Personal Assistance.")
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Khoshekh | G | Soft Fur
- When Carlos comes home from his lab, there's a cat in his living room and Cecil is nowhere to be seen.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Routine Maintenance
- C.E.C.I.L. has a glitch in his voice system. Carlos needs to go in and fix it. Easy enough, right? And it shouldn't matter if the wires elicit...interesting reactions. Not at all. Nope.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Khoshekh | G | Khoshekh Waits
- How is Khoshekh doing after Parade Day?
- Sapphire and Steel, Red Dwarf | Sapphire, Steel, Ace | G | Dimension Breach
- The Transient Beings were very thorough. There simply isn't any way out. But a little thing like that isn't going to bother Ace Rimmer.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy | T | Better Homes and Gardens
- Florals. All year long. Groundbreaking.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy | M | The End of All Things
- Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven. Years after the events of The Devil Wears Prada, Miranda Priestly and Andrea Sachs must navigate their way through a world gone mad, and all they have is each other.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy, others | T | Too Long We Have Tarried
- Miranda Priestly decides to get married to the most wonderful girl in the world. She just forgets one tiny detail.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy, kids | M | Truth and Measure
- Andy doesn't leave Miranda in Paris, and learns that a single decision can change your life. But the main thing about decisions? You don't get to stop with one.
- Smallville/Justice League | Clark, Lex | T | Thirty Minutes or Less
- "I. Want. Pizza. From Naples. None of that Domino's crap in a nice box, I want the real thing. Pepperoni and sausage, with asiago cheese and mozzarella. And I want it in 30 minutes or less, or that stupid statue of you is the first thing I obliterate."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Tamika | T | The Five Stages of Going Native
- Carlos is the one scientist who ever managed to fit in the Night Vale sub-culture. Night Vale is very lucky he did manage.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/DB!Carlos | M | Variables
- To keep both sides of an equation equal, what is done to one side must also be done to the other. A few months after the sandstorm, Kevin begins to feel strange things. Not entirely bad things.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin, voices | T | Voices
- The evening after the Strexcorp Company Picnic, Kevin wants nothing more to settle into his new home for a good night’s sleep. Some folks have something to say about that.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Lauren | M | Schedule Conflicts
- Carlos and Cecil try to make time for each other. They have to break the rules a little to make it work, but it's not like time is even real, anyway.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Watch it Burn
- Your god is old and knowledgeable. Your god has seen your town's creation, and will witness its destruction.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos | T | The Convergence Point of Possible Universes
- Something has happened down at the radio station, and Carlos is determined to find out what.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | G | Private Revolution
- Alone in his Strexcorp cell, Cecil finds an unexpected compatriot. Not every rebellion is doomed.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Marcus/Jake, Strex agents | M | Personal Assistance
- And that is when I first learned what it meant to love myself for who I am. I am a complete person, Jake. Annnnnnd... send.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil(/Carlos), Josie, Lauren | T | As Yggdrasil Burns
- Triggering the failsafe always cost too much to bear, but Cecil no longer has any reason to hesitate.
- Doctor Who | ensemble | G | One Sentence Fics
- The Game: try to write different categories of fic (angst, fluff, UST, etc) in one sentence.
- Doctor Who | Five/Master | NC-17 | Cat Nip
- The Doctor doesn't think of himself as a cat person, but cats tend to believe otherwise.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master, Susan | R | Behold, the Bridegroom Cometh
- One and the Master talk about their granddaughter Susan.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Master, Lucy | G | The Unhappiest Place on Earth
- “The Master uses Lucy to taunt the Doctor”. Something of a crack response.
- Star Wars | Vader, Luke, Han/Leia, others | T | Sibling Revelry
- After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected.
- Doctor Who | Five/Ainley!Master | R | Web We Weave
- Doctor/Master (Master/Adric), the Master explains to the Doctor exactly what he did to Adric in the Web (of bondage).
- Doctor Who | Three/crispy!Master | NC-17 | Revenant
- He is at once living with the ghost and the corpse of the man he loves. The Doctor thinks of how unfailingly he has done what he should when it comes to the Master.
- Doctor Who | Three/Delgado!Master, Brig/Master | NC-17 | War Materiel
- Delgado Master/Brigadier (hypnotised?), the Doctor watches.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Earl | G | Traces of You
- “We could have had something, you and me," Cecil says softly, "and I could have lost all recollection of it.”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Mama Palmer, Cecil, brother | G | choice strains #2
- Backstory for Mama Palmer. Spoilers from "Cassette" through "Cookies"; may need some kind of unreality content warning?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | R | "Neat!"
- Carlos finally has Cecil exactly where he wants him.
- OneLook Reverse Dictionary
- OneLook's reverse dictionary lets you describe a concept and get back a list of words and phrases related to that concept.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Pattern
- There's a pattern Carlos can starts to recognize. There's signs, obvious signs, and Carlos sees them, and he bites at his lip, because it's half-worrying and half-tempting. Mostly he's just not sure he's reading the whole thing right though.
- Sparks Nevada | various Martians | G | Information Seeking Behaviors
- An overview of the life of Gratia: Librarian on Mars, and her interactions with her patrons.
- My secret project: Welcome to Night Vale Miss Frizzle!
- [Cosplay] I’m so happy with this dress and thankful for the excellent design and sweet headcanons!
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Madoka/Mami | T | dreaming of eden
- This place is as timeless as it is endless, and Mami knows she should be afraid but she isn't, because she could never be afraid with Madoka holding her hand. (How do you fight something that gives you your deepest desire and uses it to twist you around its little finger?)
- Dollhouse | Topher, Sierra, Ivy, Victor | G | Of Ill-Advised Imprints and Rather Fetching Ewok Queens
- Who decided giving Topher Brink the ability to design people's personalities was a good idea again?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Tamika | G | Fall
- Carlos had a bigger hand in the events than we heard. Everything was going exactly according to plan. Until suddenly, it wasn't.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/DB!Carlos | M | A List of Things You Can Put Into Kevin’s Eye Holes.
- A series of brief drabbles.
- Hunger Games | Prim/Rue, Twelves | T | I wanna see you be brave
- Katniss dies, and Rue wins the 74th Hunger Games. Prim will never forgive the girl who took her sister ... except maybe she will. Maybe Rue isn't the one to blame after all.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Kyoko | G | Credens Pizza
- Kyoko is brought to her knees by a legendary witch.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, Homura/Kyoko | T | trial by ordeal
- Homura Akemi and her witch, together through everything; an overview of their life and time(line)s.
- Madoka Magica | Homulilly's dolls | T | Clara Dolls Theater
- The Children of the Fake City do what they do best; being the personification of the Nutcracker Queen's persona. Or are they? After all, self-deprecation is hardly ever objective.
- Sailor Moon | whole team, Asteroid senshi | K+ | Refuge in Audacity
- Crystal Tokyo has descended into a never-ending prank war. God help us all.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin, Cecil/Carlos | M | Business News
- Kevin has some Business News to share with listeners in Night Vale - One listener, in particular...
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | M | Drink to Remember
- “You said it was less fatal outside than usual, right?" "By almost twenty standard fatality units." Carlos raised his eyebrows. "Were you thinking of doing something dangerous?" "YES. Let's go CLUBBING."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Cecil/everyone | M | The Semi-Annual Fertility Fling
- (otherwise known as Mod C writes filthy, filthy literally filthy outdoor group sex, including the Cecil Palmer Highlight Reel)
- Doctor Who | Doctors, Masters | G | headcanons from the Doctor Who anniversay special
- The reason all fourteen doctors had already been calculating how to freeze Gallifrey in time and send it out of the universe was that he'd been working on plans for it since the Academy. Not because of timey-wimey nonsense, just because he spent his adolescence wishing really hard that he could make his entire home planet just disappear.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Marcus Vansten | M | accidental-hooker Cecil
- The first adjective Cecil will use in his review, he decides immediately upon walking into the bar, is “swanky”, followed quickly by “sumptuous”, and “expensive”.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | T | Gentle Punishment
- Alucard botches a mission and Integra has to punish him.
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Pemily, Red | G | Bits & Bots
- Red and Pemily don't really care for staff training events.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Carlos/other, scientists | M | run, run, fast as you--
- The night that his research partner (and sort-of ex) shows up at his apartment with a gun, Carlos decides to take a mysterious but exceptionally well funded two-year research posting in a town called Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, pets | G | The Shelter
- Carlos and Cecil look for a furry companion, but it's not quite what Carlos was expecting.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil(/Carlos), Josie | T | Vox
- There has always been a Voice of Night Vale and there always will be. Cecil Palmer is just the latest in a long line of beings stretching back to the beginning of human life in Night Vale. This is the story of how the Voice came to be and how Cecil came to be the Voice.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | T | A Noose Of New Device
- Or, an unlucky number of rules for dealing with Cecil and Carlos.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, Luna | K | The Most Powerful of Magics
- Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Leann Hart | G | Nesting
- It was an odd lie, wasn't it? To say she was never even born.
- Sailor Moon | Minako, Artemis | K | Yesterday and Tomorrow
- The space between one identity and the next.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil | G | nu-i-gin-zu
- Humans are in some ways very frail, and in others very strong. (Docufic.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Carlos/Station Management | R | A Loosely Related Series of Events
- There's a lot more to Cecil than meets the eye, but Carlos is more than willing to be open-minded about it. (Tentacles, on-air sex, angry Station Management, h/c.)
- Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? | Carmen/OC, implied Carmen/Ivy | M | Nighthawks
- It is human nature to want what we absolutely cannot have. Carmen hires a call girl to fulfill a very specific fantasy.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, Homura/OC, team | M | Idols and Altars
- Homura struggles with being an alpha. A few Classical and Goethe references thrown in for good measure.
- Beyond Belief, Sparks Nevada | Frank/Sadie, Jib Janeen | G | Invasion of the Hubby Snatchers
- Sadie Doyle comes home one day to find that her husband is not at all himself! Well, who else was going to notice a Jupiter Spy in New York?
- Harry Potter | Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Draco, Kingsley | T | War Is Over
- In the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry felt tired. In the morning after the morning after, he was downright exhausted. The war may be over, but there are still battles to be fought.
- Welcome to Night Vale | OC, Cecil/Carlos | T | Tardiness
- When Cecil is late to work, a new intern needs to fill in.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Dana, scientists | M | My Love Should Be Heard And Not Seen
- Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos | G | On The Matter Of Cecil Palmer
- Writing things out usually helps Carlos wrap his head around them. He's not so sure it's going to work in this case.
- Madoka Magica | Sayaka/Kyoko, Nagisa | G | Echoes of a Dead Girl
- Madoka's here to save Homura. Nagisa *sigh* wants to eat cheese again. Sayaka can only wish that her feelings were so easy to sort out.
- Hunger Games | Lyme, other Twos | T | Mirror, Mirror
- The good thing about being a Career mentor is you get to choose your tribute; the downside to being a Career mentor is you get to choose your tribute. The girl Lyme picks for the 73rd is familiar to her, too, but not because she's met her before. Not exactly.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Daniel, Lauren | G | Mandatory Coffee Break
- Just because Daniel the Strexbot is a biomachine programmed to be the new Station Management doesn't mean he has no feelings.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Kevin | M | Drowning in a Bottle
- Carlos is out of town, Kevin is running the show, and Cecil does the only thing he can think of to cope: drink to forget.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | I Intend To Hold You For The Longest Time
- An intense bit of roleplaying hits Cecil harder than expected. Carlos cuddles him through it. A story about sub (and top) drop, science babbling, existential terror, and well-planned aftercare.
- Batman | OCs, Batman | K | Living in the Red Light
- A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
- Stargate | Rodney, John, OC | T | Old Soldiers Die Hard
- The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Under Blue Moon
- It’s occurred to Carlos that Cecil probably isn’t human. When he comes to visit the lab, the Geiger counters go off howling all at once, even if they weren’t turned on. The seismometers simply stop; they cease their readouts with a tiny putt noise. In Cecil’s presence, the soil bacteria in the petri cultures that Carlos keeps on one of the shelves double their rate of mitosis.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, secret police | T | held aloft by your voice
- An earthquake’s toppled the Clock Tower and time goes by in skips, and Cecil thinks this is the most realistic end-of-world he’s ever seen.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Steve, Cecil | T | Conspiracies
- Cecil meets his longterm frenemy Steve Carlsberg at a bar for a drink.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | There Are Two Scary Things About Cecil Palmer
- The thought of many things made Carlos’ head swim; Muttering some half formed confession about his fears and feelings, putting his hand on the knee of someone he trusted, working up the courage to call for personal reasons, stumbling through a first date with someone he was still partially terrified of, being unable to place the source of that terror anymore. Carlos tried anyway.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Mami, Kyuubei, Kyoko | G | Ichi
- Well, are you a boy? Strange that this would seem more surreal than anything else going on right now.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | This is Good
- After a particularly vicious punishment from Station Management, Cecil returns home to find a welcome surprise who isn't as nonchalant about what happened as he is.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Earl, Cecil/Carlos | T | Whispers in the Dark
- "He might have looks on his side, but you have will. You clawed your way out of oblivion for Cecil. Don’t think that’s meaningless."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Earl, Steve, Kevin | T | off the vale, stand revealed, bring it on, break the seal
- Cecil Palmer has choked, in reality or by proxy, six times. Once, it cost him dear.
- Welcome to Night Vale, SCP Foundation | Cecil | T | SCP-2102
- SCP-2102 is to be housed in a standard concrete humanoid containment cell, with food provided three (3) times a day and Foundation-approved items provided upon request. Exceptions to this specification are radio broadcasters and receivers and audio-recording equipment of any type (see SCP-2103 for an example of SCP-2102's probable influence on such equipment.)
- The Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie, others | G | I Linger On, Dear
- Sadie Doyle's problem isn't dying, exactly.
- Black Books, Harry Potter | Bernard, Manny, Fran | T | Noble and Most Ancient
- Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Magic School Bus | Carlos, Ralphie, DA | G | coincidences are imaginary (or, how Carlos Ramon came to Night Vale)
- The fourth-grade teacher, Mr. Zimmer, is getting extremely frustrated at being handed an entire grade's worth of inquiring young minds at the beginning of every single school year since he started teaching at Walkerville Elementary.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | holy moly me oh my
- “Carlos, do you really think that being a public radio host pays a living wage?”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin, DB!Carlos | M | Sand and Mirrors
- Cecil and Kevin: two men living separate lives in separate towns, united only by a love of radio broadcasting and a shared physical appearance. Right?
- Harry Potter | McGonagall, Petunia | G | An Interview Over Tea
- Two Potterverse characters have a cup of tea and conversation.
- Thundercats | Jaga | PG | From The Recordings of Jaga The Wise...
- The following passages are excerpts from the journal of Jaga the wise, recovered several years after the initial crash upon Third Earth. I now begin my study of this strange and fascinating diary of our former leader.
- Narnia | Susan | PG | Went Forth Unconquered
- Susan Pevensie is, in no particular order, an orphan, an atheist, remarkably beautiful, firmly practical, and a Queen. Depending on how the accounting is done, she is either eighteen or fourty-three years old. She is virtuous and kind. She is neither a virgin nor a fool.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | PG | Carlos finally gets his villain song!
- AU based on a minific where Carlos is the son of a disney villain and Cecil is the son of the Fairy Godmother.
- Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars | Sparks, Croach | G | this crack is the onus i did not even realize i was under.
- “Because, despite your repeated insistence that we should never discuss it, it seems to come up in conversation with astonishing frequency.”
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru | M | one false move
- ...and you'll both be dead. Michiru, during the search for the three talismans.
- DC Animated Universe | Clark/Bruce | G | That Special Day
- The wedding is in just a few hours, and Clark finds himself soothing a distraught and micromanaging Bruce Wayne.
- Harry Potter | Remus/Sirius, Harry | PG-13 | Five Ways Remus Lupin Never Raised Harry Potter
- Five different ways Remus Lupin could have raised Harry Potter, but didn’t.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Fey | G | More than Numbers
- She spoke in radio waves and they spoke to her in kind.
- Harry Potter | Remus/Sirius, Harry | PG-13 | Lost and Found
- Remus never went to Hogwarts. The Marauders never became Animagi, and so Peter had nowhere to run when Sirius cornered him after the Potters' deaths. Peter was the one who ended up in Azkaban, whilst Sirius was granted custody of Harry. Fast-forward six years or so, to a sunny day in April 1988....
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Shards
- Carlos heard the crack of the tape over the radio.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Earl | M | The Things We Do for Love
- A Scoutmaster should always be honest, at least with himself. Too bad Earl isn't Scoutmaster any more.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Five times Carlos didn't ask about Cecil's maw, and a time when he did.
- One of the many things a scientist can do is choose the right time to ask questions.
- Superman | M | Clark/Lex | Revenge
- "Here's the surprise, boys and girls. We're here at the four-star Casa del Joker, where we've secretly replaced all of Superman's inhibitions with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if the President can tell the difference!"
- Harry Potter | G | Harry/Draco, Pansy, Ron/Hermione, Blaise, Neville, Goyle | G | The Pure and Simple Truth
- Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/DB!Carlos | M | My Dear One Is Mine
- Kevin both arrives in Desert Bluffs for the first time and has been there all along. StrexCorp arrives and immediately regrets the decision to do so. An Outsider arrives and changes everything.
- But I'm A Cat Person | the Mouse | T | PAPERCLIP
- There has only been one recorded Being actually killed in human history. Only the most heinous of criminals were mad enough to find a way.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Bippity Boppity Boo.
- Arachnescurse said that they’d be disappointed it there wasn’t at least one drabble of disney villain!Carlos/fairy godmother!Cecil by the end of the night, and, well…
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, Kryten, Cat | G | The titles say it all
- Fic in which I slip in *all the Red Dwarf episode titles into the narrative or dialogue. Spot them all? Plot also happens in the shape of a mysterious portaly thing and what the Dwarfers find on the other side...
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Cecil/Steve, Cecil/Earl, Tamika, Dana, Josie | M | WtNV: The Microfic Meme
- Ten mini-fics for the price of one! With prompts from "angst" to "AU," some of these are ideas I had that never got off the ground, and others are just snippets.
- Hunger Games | Brutus, others | T | Bring Us Together
- Brutus and the other victors watching crappy Capitol movies.
- Hunger Games | Thresh, Rue | T | Don't Cry For Me
- When Rue dies, the nation weeps. When Thresh dies, it's a disappointment. He can't say he didn't see it coming.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | It's a Process
- Carlos has adjusted to Night Vale and Cecil doesn’t always know how to feel about it. Feelings are weird like that. You think certain ones should happen, like satisfaction or joy, but instead worry and dismay show up. Feelings are rude and should learn that the polite thing to do is to call ahead when they’re going to cancel.
- Beyond Belief | Frank/Sadie | G | Haunted: Dead or Alive
- Love conquers all. Well, "most." I mean, look: it never hurts to ask for help.
- Marvel, Thrilling Adventure Hour | Frank/Sadie, Sparks and co., Avengers | G | The Thrilling Avenger Hour
- The WorkJuice Corporation and Patriot Brand Cigarettes are proud to present the following tales of worlds colliding. This special limited series is presented in four parts.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru | T | Voices Wake Us
- The Silver Millennium's Sailor Uranus KNOWS that nothing can ever happen between her and Sailor Neptune. However, unbeknownst to Uranus, this certainly doesn't keep Neptune from trying.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Sheriff's secret police | M | Nobody Likes Diet Dr. Pepper
- After the subway trauma, Carlos does some comforting. Also sex.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Big Rico, Steve, Josie | T | Life (With No More Yesterdays)
- Carlos didn't really think he could keep all of Night Vale from knowing about his transition. Of course, that's probably because Carlos didn't think.
- Sparks Nevada | Croach, Jib Janeen | G | Espionage!
- Jib Janeen, Jupiter Spy--Master of disguise (duh), crafty infiltrator, and... expert in seduction? Well, sorta.
- Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars | Sparks, Croach, centaurs | G | The Need for Steed
- Sparks Nevada helps folks that need helpin'. Even if it disrupts his Christmas decorating time. Even if those folks are super weird.
- Utena, Madoka Magica | Utena/Anthy, Madoka | G | Anthy's Labyrinth
- Himemiya Anthy's wish was corrupted as soon as she made it, giving birth to the witch known as the Rose Bride.
- Stargate | John/Rodney, Teyla, Ronon | PG | The Birds and the Bees and the Bats and the Robots
- Oh god, John winced, Rodney was going to explain gay, or the taboo of public sex, or that they were just friends, or Don't ask, Don't Tell, and listening to Rodney try to explain human sex mores to some alien Muppets was going to get them all shot. Or eaten. Or something. John just knew it.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | The Finer Points of Possession
- Since StrexCorp banned bloodstone circles, possessions have been more and more frequent for Cecil Palmer. The Woman from Italy was just a beginning.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Cthulhu Mythos | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | T | The Disappearing Island
- Dr. Carlos Gutierrez MacLachlan is serving as a naturalist on board the HMS Vigilant when the ship stumbles upon the ancient island of Nightlantis during a tour of the Pacific in the 1800s. There the young surgeon unwittingly joins in a contest to win the beguiling Prince Cecil's hand in marriage.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Station Management | M | Performance Review
- After going "off-air" at the end of episode 3, Cecil discovers that sneaking out of the booth past Station Management is not a thing that is happening.
- Beyond Belief | Frank/Sadie, K | G | Whimsy and Wry
- Frank and Sadie encounter something new.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Carlos | G | Parenting is Hard
- Carlos gets home, and Cecil has turned in to a baby. Whoops!
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Megan Wallaby, others | G | Flip, Flop, and Fly
- If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. (Babysitting for Megan Wallaby goes awry.)
- Hunger Games | Brutus, Mags | G | The Mountain and the Sea
- Victors are legend but mentors are heroes, and Mags is the only non-Two mentor Brutus gives his wholehearted respect.
- Sailor Moon | Rei, ensemble | T | The Quest to Find the Thing Rei Didn't Know
- Rei goes on an epic holiday quest to find her perfect Christmas gift.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Falling Into You
- (Series 8) Rimmer misses the ‘old’ Lister, but doesn’t know why; and Lister must use all his skills to rebuild a relationship with the new Rimmer he never had with the old Rimmer …
- Sailor Moon | Motoki, Mamoru | K+ | The Shop
- When true friends intervene. (Mamoru opens a flower shop. Motoki doesn't think this is a good idea.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | No Place Like
- When Cecil said, "I've heard many couples find it romantic--it's a fun bonding experience!" Carlos considered the Night Vale definitions of 'romantic', 'fun' and 'bonding', then took out another life insurance policy.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Lucy/Hannah, others | G | White Sand
- Lucy and Hannah Gutierrez's story. From Lucy arriving in Night Vale, through to their working to buy the White Sand Ice Cream Shop together, through to serving their little desert town, through to Strex's takeover and the end. Food is important: shared food, small everyday interactions, creating a space for townsfolk to gather, looking after each other. Migration, and settling in, and taking on an identity in one's chosen place, that's important too. Ice cream is important. Community is important.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Cecil/Kevin | M | Two-Faced
- Kill your double. Or- slowly fall in love with your double. Ok, fine. Do that. See if I care.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | G | swinging like a hypnotist's watch
- Madoka has deja-vu in all the wrong ways.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Usagi, Rei's fans | G | Meeting Like This
- This bi-weekly meeting of The Rei Hino Fanclub was officially in session.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/various | T | When You Wish Upon A Heart
- Serena laments that Darien has once again lost his memory after the battle with Sailor Galaxia. Perhaps the Ginzuishou can help? But be careful what you wish for, because you just might get exactly that.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena, Madoka Magica | Utena/Anthy, Kyuubei | G | Her Wish
- Once upon a time, a princess wished to save a witch, but was that really such a good idea?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Don't Call the Midwife
- Cecil gets Carlos pregnant with eggs, then helps him deliver them. That's it. That's the whole fic.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Kevin | M | Echo
- And Kevin allows himself to be pulled into an embrace, the words I'm not Cecil sticking his throat, partially because the last time he'd said them Carlos had gotten angry, and partially because....
- Sailor Moon Men in Black | Usagi, MIB, ensemble | G | Vacation
- Not even a vacation can keep Usagi out of the extraordinary.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | When we are old people
- Both of us hate funerals. But here we are.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/Strex!OC | M | The Undone and the Divine
- He is sandstorm and desert sun, he is the ruthless efficiency of an eagle’s claws. He is incredible. He is beautiful.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Bed
- Cecil goes for that delightful snuggle in bed with his Carlos, and is surrounded by hearts. Literally.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Josie | T | Dead Again
- There are rumours in Night Vale that Cecil Palmer cannot die. Old Woman Josie knows this to be false. Cecil Palmer died when he was 15 years old. He has died many times since then. He just doesn't let that stop him.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Fears
- Carlos tries to make sure his house is safe for Cecil to visit. Turns out that's easier said than done and Carlos learns a bit about his own fears in the process.
- Gravity Falls | Dipper, Mabel | G | A Fault in Our Stars
- Dipper grew up knowing he was different from Polaris, but not as different as Polaris suspected she was from Dipper.
- Good Omens | Adam, Pepper, Brian, Wensleydale | PG | Memory Yields
- The thing about being destined to bring about the apocalypse when you're eleven was that no one quite made plans for how you were supposed to go about the rest of your life.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin | T | Cut
- Your name is Kevin R. Free, and you are a loyal, model employee of Strexcorp® Synernists Inc . Then there is a shift. Your name is Kevin, and you are the Voice of Desert Bluffs, and you are free.
- The Middleman | Wendy, Lacey, others | T | the reflective refractive blues
- The Mirror universe isn't done with Wendy yet.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Weather
- Ever wonder where the weather comes from? Neither did Carlos, until he had to.
- Welcome to Night Vale, The Nightmare Before Christmas | Cecil, Jack, ensemble | T | Welcome to Halloween Town
- A friendly hilltop community where the trees crackle and rustle in the wind, the sky is a glorious sickly green with scudding clouds across the inscrutable face of the moon, and the jack o'lanterns carve themselves while still ripening on the vine …
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | G | Here's the thing
- Here is the thing: it disturbs him when she’s quiet. He does not know her well, but he knows this much.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, ensemble | T | Thorn
- Madoka had always heard the story of the founding of Dandelion Magic Academy, how there was a legend of a witch caged deep within the forest surrounding the school. But the school is not at all what it seems, and legends always have their roots in truth.
- Welcome to Night Vale | The Traveler, the Man in the Tan Jacket, Cecil, ensemble | T | Future Results and Past Performance
- Time doesn't work normally in Night Vale, much to the advantage of Man in the Tan Jacket and The Traveler with the handsome, but terrible, beard.
- Ten Ways To Irreparably Fuck Up a Civilization: A Harry Potter Rant
- Okay, this is the…super extra sparknotes version of my dissertation on Harry Potter and the ways its worldbuilding is just asking to be shaken to pieces. It’s called: ~*Ten Ways To Irreparably Fuck Up a Civilization: A Harry Potter Rant*~
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde, Luke | G | A Christmas Truce
- While shepherds watched their flocks by night- (Clyde, his half-brother, a Christmas pageant, and some Slitheen.)
- Matilda, Harry Potter | Matilda, Dudley | G | This Be the Verse
- Matilda doesn't really want company while she waits to meet her brother all over again. She gets it anyway - along with some encouragement.
- Disney Princesses | ensemble | G | Four Things that Weren't Adequately Covered in Mulan's R.A. Training
- Mulan is a Resident Assistant on a dormitory floor at a college. Gosh, some of the students on her floor come from really screwed-up families.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Susie, Death | T | Hello Operator, Please Give Me Number Nine
- Susie plays Calvinball with Death.
- His Dark Materials | Lyra, Dame Hannah | G | For us, There is no Elsewhere
- Dame Hannah Relf has lived a very long and busy life, but sometimes it feels like her best years were the ones spent watching this young woman grow up.
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Arthur/Fenchurch, Ford | PG | Hanging Around
- Ford Perfect hangs around with Arthur Dent and Fenchurch. The free time gives them an opportunity to talk... If they really want to take it.
- The Middleman | Wendy, Noser | G | The Dual Proficiency Protocol
- "So, this happens to you a lot?" "Oh, you know, just on days that end in y." Wendy-Noser friendship.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, ensemble | T | The Fox Bride
- Count D has been running from Leon for months, but when Leon goes missing, the Count finds himself playing detective.
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Ford, Arthur | G | Sore Eyes
- Ford doesn't expect anything to come of this interview, and in a way he's right. In another, more important way, he's the opposite of that. (First meeting with Arthur.)
- The Addams Family | Wednesday, family, kids | T | College First
- Wednesday struggles to feel comfortable with her identity as an Addams and a mother, while living in a world that is far too normal.
- Better Off Ted | Ted, Linda, Veronica, Dr. Bhamba | T | Do You Hear What I Hear?
- One screaming, crying, holiday-scented employee was par for the course, but two? Two was probably cause for concern.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Anthy/Utena, Mikage, Wakaba | T | Abstraction White Rose
- “Why don't we say that we are two people who have not met in some time? It is a perfectly normal reaction, when it's something like that.” Anthy promised that she would find Utena after the end of the world. She does. Now, it's up to Utena to find herself.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Steve, others | T | Unvoiced
- StrexCorp makes its move against the Voice of Night Vale, and Carlos struggles to handle the aftermath and its impact on Cecil, as the entire town rallies to save their community.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Constellations
- Coming to a place like Night Vale can rearrange everything for you -- even what you call the stars in the sky. But maybe the change is for the best.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, angels | PG-13 | No More Than One Schoolchild At Any Time
- In the Beginning, #62 liked his job.
- Welcome to Night Vale - Poetry Week [Archive of Our Own]
- Carlos never thought of himself as good with words. (Takes place during Poetry week and on after.)
- Welcome to Night Vale, SCP Foundation | SCP members, Cecil/Carlos | T | Intercision
- "Well, during containment, mistakes were made. The full nature of Fourteen Twenty Two wasn’t known yet, and it was… damaged. Before containment, it was sweet tempered, cheerfully resilient, and downright friendly, if somewhat dumb, credulous, childish and schizotypal. Now... well, you’ll see."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, townspeople | M | Lost in Translation
- If you talk about angels, and you are one who has been secretly chosen by angels for special angelic purposes, you will start crying.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | i'll shine for you, that's what i'll do
- Wherein Cecil is missing, and Carlos introspects.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, family | T | When Rome is in Ruins
- “Do you think,” he asks his brother one night, when the radio is broken and his mind will not stop, “that mom hates us?”
- A:tLA, Harry Potter | Katara, Toph, Aang | G | The Pride of Lions
- It wasn't that Katara was bigoted, of course. She could see the value of diversity in her academic life. But certain places -- like the gold and crimson corridors of Gryffindor Tower -- were sacred. And watching Toph Bei Fong, heir to one of the oldest and most notoriously ruthless Slytherin families, be cheerfully sorted into her house was more than she could stand.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, viewers, Cecil Baldwin | G | The Audience
- A new audience from out of town comes in to watch Cecil record.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | T | Nobody's Business
- The other scientists walk in on Cecil and Carlos having sex, and they find are okay with it. (Tentacles and all.)
- Hunger Games Trilogy | Katniss, Prim | G | Hold on to this lullaby
- The year of the 75th Hunger Games, Katniss watches as her sister is called in the Reaping, and she can't step in to save her this time.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, scientists | T | A Very Night Vale Christmas
- It's Christmas in Night Vale, and Cecil and Carlos just want some quiet time to themselves… however, science has other ideas.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Steve, Cecil | G | Corrections
- If Steve bought Cecil in episode 37, the next episode will open like this:
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Steve Carlsberg, families, Cthulu | T | The Bloop of Cthulhu
- Carlos goes to investigate the Night Vale Bloop, but returns with more than he bargained for in the form of an adorable little soul-munching Elder God. Meanwhile, Cecil endlessly contemplates the state of their relationship, and several individuals from Carlos’s past drop by for a visit. This is sort of my weird and twisted version of a kid fic, if the kid in question had green tentacles and god-like powers.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | M | Become, When You Love Them
- Carlos is changed by Night Vale, and his team of scientists are horrified.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Inked
- Carlos takes a weekend trip to get some work done on his tattoo. He...sort of tells Cecil. Sort of. Mostly.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Strex minions | T | Practice to Deceive
- The men in their well-cut suits and sunny ties are courteous, though they make it clear their invitation isn't optional. Carlos obediently gets into the yellow helicopter, and doesn't try to look out the window, doesn't watch Night Vale falling away beneath him as they climb.
- Hunger Games | Peeta, Prim, Rue, others | T | The Asking Price
- There is no place in the Games for selflessness. The 74th Hunger Games as seen through the eyes of Peeta Mellark. AU where volunteering isn't allowed.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | G | Take Your Vampire to School Day
- It's time for Integra to return to school after her father's death. Alucard decides to join her.
- Madoka Magica | Homura/everyone | M | Not When We Could Be Enemies
- Homura's been close with all of them.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, DB!Carlos, Tamika, others | M | The God and the Mask
- It begins when Diego, a major player for StrexCorp with a sadistic streak, abducts Cecil and makes him pay for his attempts at subversion. It ends with Carlos.
- Welcome to Night Vale - Malleable
- And then, well. Carlos had a lap full of over-eager Cecil when he realised why Cecil had regarded his exhibitionist tendencies as unnecessary, if enjoyable, torment. Because Cecil, apparently, was made of elastic.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Tin-Can-Cut
- There was always a new problem after re-education. The bandages remained the same, blood spots in new places but a precise and identical method of tying them every time. And the vacant, trusting look in Cecil’s eyes, that was always the same. And Cecil always came back, eventually. But everything else…
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | I'm Looking Through You
- A mysterious illness causes Cecil's body to fall apart, and Carlos seems unable to find a way to stop it.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | cloudy with a chance of meatballs was hallowed prophecy
- The week Carlos Montenegro falls in love, the mortality rate in Night Vale spikes 13%.
- Room, His Dark Materials | Jack, Ma | T | In the blue dark
- Whenever we do Scream, Ma's daemon climbs right up to Skylight and hangs on to the grill. My Lucky stays next to me on Table and is something loud.
- Harry Potter, His Dark Materials | Harry, Hermione | G | Alatus
- A daemon taking the form of a dragon is hardly unusual in the wizarding world.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | M | She said, watch with all your eyes
- Cecil has eyes everywhere in Night Vale. Literally. (Or: an explanation for Cecil's occasional omniscience.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Anyone But You (no one but you)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Beards Are Sexy
- “Cecil, I know you have a fixation with my hair, but-” “It's gone!” Cecil sounds as if he might cry.
- His Dark Materials | Lyra/Will, Xaphania | G | Once More, With Feeling
- The universe owes them a debt.
- Red Dwarf, Ah! Megami-sama! | Lister, Holly | G | Derelict Deity
- Cloister the Stupid has been a little late about filing his paperwork.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Cthulhu Mythos | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | T | A Blinking Light up on the Mountains of Madness
- 1930s-era AU (yes, really). Carlos, an impoverished graduate student attending Miskatonic University, joins an expedition to the Antarctic. But the explorers get more than they bargained for when they stumble upon a weird lost civilization, including a certain eccentric, caramel-voiced radio host.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, Agatha | G | A Death on the Nile
- AU: Bertie is a crocodile and Jeeves is a plover.
- Hunger Games | Haymitch/Katniss/Peeta | M | All the Lies We Bought
- "I bake. Katniss hunts. Haymitch drinks. The right balance of priorities for a trio of former victors and figureheads of the revolution, don't you think?"
- Marvel,Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Thor, others | G | Welcome to Puente Antiguo
- Night Vale changes its name to Puente Antiguo and a hammer that no one can lift lands in the Scrublands… (The Thor movie written as an episode of Welcome to Night Vale.)
- melannen | Some Exercises in the Craft of Writing
- Also someone recently asked me how I managed to sit down two nights before an exchange fic was due with a blank page and end up with 7000 words of passable fiction by the deadline. My best answer was something like "Well, didn't write anything down until then, but I'd been working on writing it for months..." This is sort of the expanded version of that answer.
- Welcome to Night Vale - The Night of Silver Teeth
- Except that in Nightvale they’d say, "It takes two to spawn a vicious, toothed, screaming hell-creature that will chew its way out of your insides in the middle of the night and leave your boyfriend working far above his medical qualifications to save your life. But oh, isn’t it the cutest little button!"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Michael Sandero, Franklin Wilson | T | I Was an Invisible Teenage Boy Scout
- High school is hard for everyone. But it’s even harder in Night Vale, especially when you’re an invisible boy scout, your little sister’s been kidnapped by a hooded figure, and your best friend is the recently two-headed and suddenly popular star quarterback.
- Fake News | Stephen, "Stephen", others | T | Rebirth
- Stephen is slowly consumed by "Stephen".
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | R | Bang Up to the Elephant
- Victorian AU. Marquis Cecil, demon-hunting patron of Carlos the scientist, accidentally summons snarky incubus Kevin. Who encourages them to get it on.
- Madoka Magica | Patricia, Charlotte | G | The Beginning
- Patricia is a shy middle school girl with only one friend, the little girl Charlotte who she has known almost her entire life. Charlotte is dying of cancer until Kyubey grants her wish.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, Sailor Cocoon | G | Totally the Queen
- Neo Queen Serenity isn't around when Sailor Cocoon contacts Crystal Tokyo. One wrong move by the Sailor Senshi could end in intergalactic war.
- Doctor Who | Braxiatel, Doctor, companions | G | Five Times Lord Braxiatel Had Occasion to Regret The Doctor's Exile Very Deeply Indeed (And One Time He Wished The Doctor Would Just Sod Off Forever)
- The Doctor is many things to many people, but to Irving Braxiatel he is the universe's most annoying little brother.
- Doctor Who | Three/Master/Master/Ten | NC-17 | Cooks in the Kitchen
- The Doctor's TARDIS interprets 'lock your coordinates' as 'return to the last time your coordinates were locked.' The Brig isn't sure about the Doctor's new lab assistant. The Master hates Old Spice. Delgado!Master just wants Ten to eat more.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Aware
- Carlos experiences one of Night Vale's charming local viral infections.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Cecil/Earl, others | M | Dreams in the House That Does Not Exist
- Carlos explores the house in the Desert Creek development, and ends up delving deep into a part of Cecil's past that the whole town has forgotten. To save Night Vale, Cecil must come to terms with it.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Pamela Winchell, Earl, Leann, Steve, others | T | Through the Gates of the Silver Mic
- How Cecil Baldwin became the Voice of Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, family | T | Shadow Over Santa Cruz
- Cecil and Carlos travel to California to meet Cecil's family for the first time. Both sides get more than they expected. Sequel to "The Night Vale Horror."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | T | The Night Vale Horror
- Carlos decides to investigate Cecil's family, and why they aren't in Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Couple Body Swap Day
- “It's Couple Body Swap Day.” “Stop saying that as if it explains everything.”
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Dana, The Gentlemen | T | Radio Silence
- The Gentlemen drop by Night Vale. This poses something of a problem for a radio host who depends on his voice to communicate. Not to mention for the people in town who aren't too keen on having their hearts cut out.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Hallmark: Not In the House
- Carlos tries to get Cecil a card. It doesn't go as expected.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, other citizens, giant insects | T | Second Date
- Carlos slipped out of the booth again during the last segment, presumably to check on the mysterious rain, but he has not come back and it has been a while now. I do hope that he is all right. Until he returns I will have to simply continue broadcasting, chained as ever to my microphone, hoping that nothing . . . chittering has befallen him.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | If Rampant Destruction Won't Hack It (Then True Love Probably Will)
- Cecil turns up on Carlos's doorstep with what he claims is a family pet. He... may not be feeling so well this morning. Carlos is concerned.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | R | Instinct
- Carlos has managed to get a hold on his incubus side over the years. It's not the happiest existence, fighting against nature every step of the way, but it's necessary.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin, StrexCorp | T | The Work Outing
- "The new management is doing this employee get-together thing? And I was wondering if you’d maybe like to come with me? As my date?”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Steve, Cecil/Carlos | G | Perfectly Normal Night Vale
- Steve Carlsberg looks at this kid, tall and scrawny and none too stable on his wobbly plastic chair, and he sees something rare in Night Vale: fire, ambition, vision. And Steve has no idea what "the Matter of Britain" is, but he needs to be part of it, needs to be part of whatever Cecil Palmer is becoming.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | I Found Myself Wishing I Had Known You In A Different Time
- Cecil has been in love with Carlos for a long, long time. Even if Carlos hasn't always been in the same form that he is in now.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | If I only could make a deal with God
- "My imaginary friend when I was four was named Cecil. I can’t…what are you?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Secret Police | G | Already Been There
- Carlos has absolutely no idea how to build a time machine. Fortunately, he's already figured it out.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Steve/Cecil | T | Vile Scorpio
- Annual Crime Days and their potential abuses. (Or, yet another take on why Cecil hates Steve Carlsberg.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Re-Education
- Carlos looks after the quivering mess that Cecil becomes following a long day of re-education, and is terrified when a letter arrives at the lab summoning him to City Hall the next day. It turns out that re-education in Night Vale isn't anywhere near as painful as Carlos had feared.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Cecil/Kevin | R | Duplicity
- Cecil is...different. His eyes, his voice, his smile. Carlos can't help but feel like something is deeply wrong here. He ignores it, because this is his boyfriend, and in Night Vale people are different sometimes.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Josie, angels | G | Enter this World
- The angels don't all come here on purpose. Erika's first glimpse of the human world is through the bars of a cage, and she barely manages to make it to Old Woman Josie's for help.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, angels | G | stupid cupid
- Carlos joined the Meetup.com group for new Night Vale citizens, and finds himself embroiled in conspiracy, angel activity, and a sudden social life. He really isn't sure what to think about it.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | It Happened Last Tuesday
- Carlos has to leave town for science reasons. Turns out the world ended while he was away and Night Vale never got the memo.
- Welcome to Night Vale | past Cecil/Carlos, Dana | G | Better That it Never Happened
- Forgetting a person can be a very difficult process. Sometimes re-education helps, and sometimes it only reveals how deeply embedded another person can be in your life.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | lend me to the world
- A giant snake didn't kill Cecil. Carlos never quite determined what it was. (In which Cecil is born-again.)
- Doctor Who | Five/Master | NC-17 | What Rassilon Hath Joined Together...
- Utter crack. After Five Doctors, the Doctor fails to escape Responsibility and, to add insult to injury, is presented with a long-outstanding marriage contract.
- Fake News | Sam/Olivia, ensemble | PG | News Casters
- The show is magic. Jon is actually pocket-sized. Everyone is bi and poly. Olivia has great outfits, and Sam shows her the ropes.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, others | R | 30 Fics for 30 Episodes
- A Chuck/Geoffrey fic for every episode of Strangers With Candy.
- Fake News | real!Stephen/O'Reilly | R | They Never Give You Credit for How Loud You Say It
- Because Stephen mentioned Papa Bear last Thursday night. Yes, I'm decorating my handbasket with lots of ribbons.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | R | Reliant
- Carlos has never needed anyone to take care of him. But he wants someone, and Cecil is doing it. Cecil is doing it brilliantly.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, family, Kevin | G | Mirrors
- An inch of dishwater sat at the bottom of the sink, and in the water, iridescent and somehow indigo in the reflected kitchen lights, was the face of a boy who looked just like Cecil.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | maria/sarah in the sja novels
- I've been reading the Sarah Jane Adventures novels, and thought you guys might appreciate a couple of bits that didn't make it to the show!
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, ensemble | K+ | Cardinal King
- This is the reversed story of Sailor Moon centering on Mamoru Chiba, aka Cardinal King, and his four Heavenly Kings as they search for the Earth Prince and the Golden Crystal. Aided by Helios and a mysterious figure named Jewel Tiara, they fight against an evil Queen and her four senshi henchmen, who also search for the Golden Crystal...for the ruin of Earth and its people.
- Doctor Who | Amy/Nevertiti, Eleven | PG | life disrupted by routine
- When the Doctor drags Amy off to meet dinosaurs on a spaceship, she finds herself distracted by another queen instead.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Sheriff's Secret Police | G | The Emergency Broadcast
- The Sheriff's Secret Police have a busy day, hunting down errant citizens, counter-suing StexCorp, and expanding the banned films and books list.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Tamika | G | Stars Over Void
- On her first day at the station, they tell Tamika that the survival rate for Night Vale Community Radio interns is low.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Senescent
- Time works differently for people born in Night Vale. However, Cecil finds out that this tendency doesn’t extend to outsiders, and struggles to understand the reality that Carlos is getting older far quicker than he himself is.
- Stargate Atlantis, Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, John, Rodney | G | Only Found in Lost Cities
- John and Rodney go looking for a former Atlantis scientist with annoyingly perfect hair, and end up in the most scientifically interesting community in the US. Now the question is, will they ever be able to leave...
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | T | Every Day Is Exactly The Same
- Usagi and Mamoru have discovered their pasts in the Starlight Tower, but now they seem to be stuck in a timeloop and don't know how to get out of it.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | M | Experimentation
- A night out in London turns into something unexpected for Integra.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Station Management | G | Warmth Personified
- Cecil doesn't quite make it to the door in time to escape Station Management. For reasons of their own, they let him live, but the radio host is still left wounded, shaken, and hurt, trapped in a nightmare of torture as punishment for asking for letters.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Make A Fist
- Cecil thinks he's helping with an experiment, but Carlos has other plans. These plans are either evil, or the sweetest thing someone has done for Cecil in awhile. Could go either way.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Junko, Madoka | T | Disappeared People
- Girls grow up and away. Or, the five times she disappeared, and the one time she didn't.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Mami, Madoka | G | Somebody to Cry Against
- In one doomed timeline, Homura teams up with Mami to take on Walpurgisnacht. Mami sees it as a chance for much more.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Computer | M | Love Does Not Compute
- Cecil does not love Computer. Computer is going to change that. Google suggests sex should help.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Steve, others | T | hadn't built up my defenses
- Carlos hates the desert, and he hates sand, and he hates Night Vale, and he hates his dad's stupid job with its stupid transfers. He hates the idea of spending an entire school year in this boring town.
- Avatar | Zuko, Iroh | G | Looking Glass Wars
- Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, John Peters, Pamela Winchell | PG | A Little Bit Foolish
- ...in which transfer student Carlos is new in town, and this is the weirdest fucking party he's ever been to -- like, okay, he probably shouldn't have even come here, but somebody said that guy Cecil would be here, and he needs to talk to him (about school stuff; just some school stuff)...
- Death Note, xxxHOLiC | Light, Ryuk, Watanuki, Yuuki | T | Addicted to Death
- Light Yagami was not a superstitious person. That was until he met Kimihiro Watanuki.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Minako, Rei | T | The Truce
- Some problems are too big for Minako alone. This time, only Mamoru can help. Well, shit.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | The Importance of Accurate Moaning
- "I didn't realize what that meant. We didn't have dissonance storms in California." "No?" Cecil said, and then, with a slyly amused look, "I suppose the mountains blocked them?"
- XxxHolic | OCs, Watanuki, Doumeki | PG-13 | Cold Cases
- It was a tenuous connection at best, and most likely sheer coincidence. Shinohara Matsuri, twenty-two, educational student, found choked to death in her apparently locked apartment; and Yagami Midori, seven years old, missing for a year before her remains were uncovered in a park by two teenage boys.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | The Molecular Structure of Endings
- It's been forty eight years, and Cecil still whispers, voice sleepy and small: "stay."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, interns, You | G | A story about you...
- This is the story of how Cecil Palmer knows everything that you're doing, after you grabbed that box from the regular shipment. And the lengths that Cecil has to go to get that knowledge are not pleasant.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | T | Emohawking
- Before Rimmer's bitterness is returned, Lister has a talk with Ace that reveals more than he meant to.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, OC | G | New Science
- A new scientist comes to Night Vale. Carlos is delighted to meet someone new from the outside world. It doesn't go like he hoped.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | G | Antithesis
- When Carlos woke up, everything was backwards. (Even Cecil.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin, StrexCorp | T | Voice
- I will be back tomorrow, and the process I am about to undergo is completely… safe. At least, that’s what the man behind me is saying. I don’t remember much from my past sessions, so I will have to take his completely… trustworthy… word for it. Good night, Night Vale, good-
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Juri/Shiori, Miki, Saionji, Wakaba | G | Transient Bodies
- After the princess fled her kingdom and her fairytale, there remained another prince trapped in there, a prince whose princess had been lost. All of this prince's desire was for the miracle that would return her princess to her, and to be allowed to serve and protect her always.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | M | Friendly Executioner
- This started out as something mean and somewhat satirical toward the state of modern vampires in fiction. Ended up all kinds of weird and somewhat sad.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | M | Tupperware
- Carlos is really terrible at taking care of himself. Fortunately, Cecil is happy to do it for him.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | T | Steam
- They'd been asking the same question since I was fifteen. Why did I keep Alucard active when Midian activity was so low?
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Four | G | Human Interest
- Sarah takes an unwanted assignment and the Doctor along with her, the Doctor tries out a new Harry and all hell breaks loose at the Flydale North Annual Show.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | all maps welcome
- It's indisputable that Night Vale exists.
- Star Trek | a cat | G | Duty Log 5560.235
- 0400: Captain's alarm began to play his reveille. 0405: Captain's alarm began to play his reveille. 0410: Became tired of captain's alarm playing reveille. Poked paw into Captain's mouth. 0411: Successful in waking Captain.
- Doctor Who | Four, Sarah Jane | G | Trying to Rescue Sarah
- Some days Sarah needs rescuing. Others, not so much.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, Cecil, residents | Carlos the TA and the Municipally Approved Trials of Science [Archive of Our Own]
- Listeners, today is a special day. I'm currently broadcasting live from Night Vale Stadium, which is being used for the first time since our annual Parade of the Hooded Figures. If you are not already at Night Vale Stadium to celebrate this landmark event, please, stay where you are. The sheriff's secret police will find you. (Carlos has no idea what's he's doing, but now he's doing it in a lab coat.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Steve/Cecil, others | G | Steve Carlsberg's Adventure!
- Hi my name is Steve Carlsberg and this is my first fic ever!!! I'm really bad at summaries so pls just read :)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | The Heat of the Moment
- Cecil is in heat, and Carlos refuses to be the asshole who takes advantage. But he WILL take care of him.
- Doctor Who | Four, Sarah Jane | G | The Quandary of the Doctor's Boot Cupboard
- Sarah Jane inquires as to the nature of the Doctor's boot cupboard.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Harry | G | Passing the Time
- Sarah and Harry discuss cells, escape plans – and the Doctor’s scarf.
- Harry Potter | Harry, OC | PG | And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
- On the far side of the globe, a doctor has to treat a very unusual patient (she doesn't recognize him, but you'd better), and nurse him back to health against his will. Set post-Hogwarts.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Inners | G | Midnight Tuesdays
- She's nineteen, about to become a mother, and is responsible for an entire world. Even a queen needs to escape sometimes. "Queens are never late, Rei-chan," I respond, sticking out my tongue.
- Marvel 616 | Steve/Tony, Rhodey, Pepper | M | Secrets of a Successful Marriage
- Tony Stark lives a double life; he's secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.
- Sailor Moon | Minako/Haruka, Minako/Usagi | M | What Works
- Haruka groaned, falling against the motorcycle. The punch had been rough and a bit sloppy, but Minako didn’t care. It had landed square against Haruka’s jaw with a satisfying whap, and it felt amazing. This would definitely work.
- Hunger Games | Lyme, Brutus, OC victor, ensemble | T | Fixed to a Star
- As murmurs of rebellion travel Panem, an unfortunate 'coincidence' means that every tribute chosen in the Reaping of the 67th Hunger Games just 'happens' to be twelve years old. Claudius, the male Career volunteer from District Two, finds the moment he spent his entire life training for tainted as he's now forced into the role of the Capitol's executioner. Lyme, his mentor, refuses to let her tribute go down as the villain.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | coalescence
- Could a human, perfectly average and untouched by the surreal, love an amorphous collection of energy of indeterminate origin, who has somehow taken it upon itself to watch over this town of the abnormal, to narrate and give guidance to this flotsam of the desert? You like to imagine so.
- Lord of the Rings | Gimli/Legolas, Gloin, Thranduil | G | From One Age to Another
- Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli each have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Cecil/Steve Carlsberg, others | T | Ain't Filled with Gentle Things
- A typical PTA meeting in Night Vale. You know, glow cloud possession, picking senior prom decorations, fistfights over grammar, the usual.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Requisition 128-3C: Intent to Initiate Sexual Intimacy
- Municipally mandated first-time-tentacle-sex fic.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy, Akio | T | Speak Now
- Utena Tenjou is a normal woman about to have a normal wedding that certainly isn't one last desperate attempt to quell the constant phantom pain in her chest. The florist has other ideas, and when the flowers arrive all semblance of normality crumbles into bizarre, bittersweet memories and a surrealistic struggle against ancient forces.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, others | M | Fashion Victim
- It's canon! No, it's an AU! It's – it's a canoe! [Rodney, in a medically-induced simulation, creates and stars in his own fashion-designer AU.]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Night Vale Edition of Scrabble (Involves Spirits)
- Carlos tries to get away from Night Vale, but all roads lead right back to it. Instead, he hangs out with Cecil and tries to play Scrabble/not go insane. He only succeeds at one of those.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Steve Carlsberg, Tamika, Josie, librarians, others | M | The Citizens of Night Vale Official Bowling Team
- Night Vale goes to war against StrexCorp. Carlos doesn't really get what's happening, or why Steve Carlsberg is suddenly around all the time.
- The Hunger Games | Twos | M | Five Times District Two Volunteering Went Wrong
- Other Districts think that Two has nothing to fear at the Reapings. They’re wrong.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, team | PG-13 | Innocence In A Minor
- A study of power, interpolated with Mahler's Sixth Symphony. (Usagi goes dark.)
- Sailor Moon | Hawk's Eye/Setsuna, Trio, team | PG-13 | Hawk's Eye View
- Hawkseye is known for his taste in older women, but what happens when he falls for a certain timeless beauty?
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Inners | G | Forget I Said That
- Darien overhears Serena making fun of Tuxedo Mask and gets... well... just a bit ticked.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | G | Give In To Me
- Poor Mamoru is all worked up. Will Usagi give him what he needs to loosen up, or will she leave him high and dry?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Other Side
- There are many residents of Night Vale who will only ever leave the town by dying. There are many others who only got there in the first place by dying. Cecil falls into the first category. Carlos falls into the second.
- Doctor Who, Magic School Bus | Ms. Frizzle | G | Valerie for forgetfulness
- Her students said she was magical.
- Cabin Pressure | Carolyn/Herc, Arthur, Martin, Douglas | PG | Boggle By Firelight
- Intended to be the fic equivalent of a duvet and a mug of hot chocolate. It's Arthur's birthday, and a sudden blizzard threatens to turn his party into an unexpected candle-lit sleepover.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Whispering Forest | M | Solitude is the Soil in Which Genius is Planted
- Carlos goes to the Whispering Forest.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Selective Integrity
- Cecil is very bad at keeping secrets. But he's also very bad at revealing secrets. An obvious problem emerges.
- Utena, xxxHoLic, Death Note, Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Anthy, others | T | Worldwalker
- Five people Anthy met in her search for Utena. (Hakushaku, Yuuko & Watanuki, Light, Buffy, Cristy Riddell)
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer | G | Report Card
- It’s the end of term. Little Rimmer has got his school report card to deliver to his father and it doesn’t look good.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | And Now, the Weather
- Carlos discovers Cecil's opinion on thunderstorms.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Juri | G | No Glass Slipper
- Our timing was all wrong, Juri thinks.
- Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia | McGonagall = Susan | T | Meadows of Heaven
- Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
- Welcome to Night Vale | ensemble | G | On the things you love
- How six households in Night Vale deal with a weekly ritual. (Dot Day!)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | There's a Light Inside My Head
- Cecil beams at the back of Carlos' head, trying to prove that everything is fine, that he wants this, that he loves being naked and fastened to this repurposed dentist's chair, and that he's thrilled about the tray of scalpels set at arm's reach. All of these things are true! This is going to be so much fun.
- Hunger Games | ensemble | M | The Devil You Know
- Why District 2 stood alone against the Rebellion.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy | T | Untangled
- "Hello!" says the delivery girl. Her bike is propped up against the high hedge. Her hair is growing in dark at the roots. "Delivery for Doctor Himemiya?"
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy, Nanami, Juri | T | The Empty Swimming Pool
- Tongue-in-cheek film noir Utena with a serious enough punchline.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy, Juri, Shiori, Nanami, Wakaba | G | Sword in the Stone
- When Utena draws the Sword, her problems are just beginning.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Anthu/Utena, Chuchu | G | All's Well
- The princess who was a witch finally found her prince who was a princess, and they lived happily ever after and under only a few shadows.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Elective Cardiectomy
- Heart health is a little different in Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, GLOW CLOUD | G | Cloudy with a Chance of Chicken Tortilla Soup
- Carlos can add "hostage negotiator" to his resume, not that his resume isn't already perfect...
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Steve, Josie, Tan Jacket | T | Novela
- When Carlos introduces Cecil to his guilty pleasure (no, not that) Night Vale falls under the spell of a telenovela. Can a fly salesman save the day? And will Steve Carlsberg ever stop passing off his unacceptable scones to the PTA?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | but your grin's a comfort
- "Perhaps if I wrote to the City Council, they would give us a vacation. Would you like a vacation?"
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, others | G | it ends like this and it begins like this
- Cecil disappears on a Tuesday.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, Steve | G | Consensus Reality
- Carlos and Steve know what's real.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Battle Mode
- The thing is, in this town where everything is strange and disturbing, Cecil doesn’t seem like much. Of course, Carlos thinks dazedly, later on, that probably should have been his first clue that Cecil is more than he seems.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | A Memory Of Reality
- ’The world ended three or four decades ago,’ she scrawled on a Subway sandwich wrapper. 'I don’t know what this thing is that we’re living in, but it’s not the world. Scientists won’t investigate it because they’re not real.'
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Secret Police | M | The Observer Effect
- Carlos suspects, deep down, that this is a crucial aspect of the town's strangeness, the way that people and objects change while watching, while being watched; that he could know everything about Night Vale if he could just know this.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Josie | T | trembling hands play my heart like the drum
- In which Carlos slowly realizes that sometimes you don't have to speak in order to say something. Oh, and that Cecil isn't as average as he looks.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Erika, Dana, Tamika, Glow Cloud | G | Visitation (five friends Carlos made in Night Vale)
- In which there is science! And also there are Pop Tarts! And dead animals falling from the sky! But you should not, in any circumstances whatsoever, be afraid!
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Carlos/other | M | Resembles this strange appearance
- Everyone has an ex they're ashamed of. Carlos' makes an appearance in Night Vale. Cecil tries to help, with mixed results.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, scientists | T | Positions Available; Do Not Apply
- He's – between colleagues. The phrase occurs to him and he snorts into his drink, laughing because the alternative is hurling his glass at the wall, and that's only taken as a compliment here on Sundays.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Carlos, Josie, Hooded Figure, Khoshekh, Dana | T | Lemon Pie - He's Coming Through
- Carlos is absolutely objective. It’s just that it’s quite hard to stay objective when you’ve got Hooded Figures living in your kitchen, radio news reporters stalking you with somewhat dubious baked goods, and everything is so soaked with chemicals, radiation and dark magic that half the time your food disparages your cookery skills while you’re trying to make dinner.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, a priest | G | The reconciliation of science and religion (or lack thereof).
- Carlos doesn't know what Cecil is, but maybe it doesn't matter. Also, Cecil's show gets a Special Guest!
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos(/Cecil) | G | No Exit
- The moment he got in his car, the engine made a clunking noise and refused to start.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Secret Police | T | Emergency Exorcism
- "I guess so? I didn't know I was possessed; I thought it was just guilt."
- Welcome to Night Vale Cecil, Carlos, Big Rico, Josie, Tamika, Dana, Mayor Pam, Telly | G | Prosopagnosia
- You can always recognise Cecil Baldwin. He’s one of those people, you know the sort, who happen to look just exactly the way they sound.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Kevin/Steve Carlsberg | T | Wash, Rinse, Repeat
- If Steve doesn't remember his mistakes, what is going to stop him from repeating them again?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | At The Intersection of All Worlds
- Meeting him was the miraculously aggregation of innumerable coincidences. Their staying together was the impossible aggregation of innumerable miracles.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | G | Stepping Out
- Rimmer is at the end of his tether... in more ways than one.
- The Newsroom | Sloan | M | and we all know how to fake it
- After her ex-boyfriend humiliates her, Sloan turns to some tried-and-true methods of coping.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Mustafa | T | Satisfying
- A glimpse of the timeline where Stephen really did join Mustafa's harem.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Leon, Jill | G | Leon cared and Jill understood.
- The guys at the precinct had assumed Jill and Leon were kind of an item a long while ago. As in, together, but not together together (not yet anyway). They honestly thought it was just a matter of time till Leon got her a ring, but they knew better than bringing it up in front of them. Leon and Jill and musings about friendship.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Carlos, StrexCorp | M | Lab Report: A Story in Records
- From the experimental notes of Mad Scientist Carlos.
- Doctor Who | Doctors, ensemble | G | Our Better Angels
- Eleven reasons the Doctor is glad to have a daemon.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/other | T | A Memory of Luftknarp
- Everything was fine until the strange man from America came.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Sherlock | Cecil, Sherlock | G | The Dog Who Did Nothing in the Forbidden Dog Park
- In which a tall, dark stranger comes to town whose hair is almost as perfect as Carlos's and who agrees with the city council that angels do not exist.
- Doctor Who, Magic School Bus | Ms. Frizzle is Romana | G | Look for Connections
- She remembers there was a time before frizzy red hair and bright yellow school buses. She doesn't remember much about it, but she knows it existed. She knows HE existed. She waits in this time and this body, and she tries to remember who she used to be.
- Magic School Bus | Carlos/Phoebe, Dorothy Ann/Keesha, team | G | Tribute
- Third grade has far-rippling effects. About twenty years on, the kids remember Ms. Frizzle's impact on their lives, each in their own way.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos, Tamika | G | Tamika the Truant
- Tamika Flynn doesn't go to school, and decides to chill at Carlos' lab instead.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, City Council | M | Do Not Resist
- In fewer words, desperate, blissed-out sex in a blood pentagram while the Council watches and coaches a very uncomfortable Carlos through the process of breeding a very geeky Eldritch being.
- Hunger Games | Lyme | T | Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
- Before she was Lyme, she was Madeline, an angry little girl who needed to learn to fight.
- DCU Animated | Batman/Flash | M | The same grim giving
- "Sex. Gay sex. Gay sex with Batman. Cats and dogs living together. The world was insane. Maybe he should order a pink suit."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Steve Carlsberg, feral dogs | G | paper or plastic
- Steve doesn’t lower the shovel. He may be a lot of things (all of them terrible, if you listen to Cecil “Oooooh, I’m so great because I have a radio show” Baldwin), but what he’s not is stupid. He says, “Plastic bags, huh?”
- Welcome to Night Vale | intern, Cecil | T | hi-fi sacrifice
- The child born during the cry of the eagle is destined to be a Night Vale intern. This happens more often than you'd expect, as there has been a nest of bald eagles atop the Night Vale General Hospital for about twenty years now.
- Stargate Atlantis | Rodney, John, Teyla, Ronon | G | Oolon Colluphid Was Right
- The Stargates' universal translation effect can sometimes make secret communication in enemy territory difficult. Luckily, Rodney has a plan.
- Hunger Games | Victors | M | welcome to your gory bed
- 19 named victors in the Hunger Games trilogy, and not a one escaped unscathed.
- Magic School Bus | Carlos/Dorothy Ann | G | Field Observations
- In which Dorothy Ann makes a series of observations about her relationship with a certain boy and is led to one startlingly obvious conclusion.
- Magic School Bus | Dorothy Ann/Carlos, Phoebe/Arnold, team | G | The Magic School Bus Gets Stage Fright
- A story about brain chemistry.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Dana | T | Novelty
- What dwells on the 13th floor of Cecil’s apartment building? And what does it have to do with squeegees?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | T | I've Been Waiting To Smile
- Night Vale may have clouds that rain dead animals, occasional government kidnapping, and non-linear time, but they really don't care who you date. Carlos is having a harder time wrapping his head around the second part.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | [untitled snippet]
- Cecil: what's your favourite fantasy creature
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Librarians | R | Informed Consent
- It's not that Carlos objects. It's hard to object when you don't know what you're objecting to.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Old Woman Josie, Teddy Williams | T | Rock Lobster
- Cecil and Carlos care for an unusual pet while Night Vale is once again threatened with imminent destruction. In other words, a typical Tuesday.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil | M | I Hope That's Washable
- On their first night together, Carlos learns that Cecil has tentacles in fortunate places, and Cecil learns that Carlos has the opposite of a problem with this.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil | M | Bad Timing
- The first time they have sex, Carlos knots Cecil. Cecil is surprised, but not nearly as much as Carlos is, because human anatomy isn't supposed to work that so how is this even possible. [not outright A/B/O, just semirelated]
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Secret Police | T | Rules
- Always, always, the rules are to be obeyed. This goes for visiting scientists just as much as full residents.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Snuggle Bloody
- Carlos gets caught in a Blood Rain and chased by Spiderwolves. Luckily he has a considerate boyfriend to cheer him up.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Municipal Regulations Regarding Sartorial Discretion
- Or, Cecil goes to pick Carlos up for their second date in a rather surprising outfit. It's a really nice outfit though. It just leads to some unexpected revelations.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil | T | 'The Effects of Cervical Restraint on the Appearance of my Boyfriend.' Working Paper.
- Carlos and Cecil experiment with collars. (Wonderfully in-character puppyplay.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Without a Shadow of a Doubt
- This just in, dear listeners: it appears that Night Vale’s unnamed, but increasingly prolific feelings delivery service has been making special rounds this past week, working overtime in honor of Groundhog Day. Easily the most romantic day of the year.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Old Woman Josie, angels | T | through the fire and through the flames
- Cecil is immortal. Carlos is not.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Carlos/Night Vale, Traveler/Cactus J | T | The Blood on the Stones
- Night Vale really likes fresh blood. It makes it a goal to keep that fresh blood there, to make the newcomers one of its own. Right now, it wants The Scientist.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
- Carlos ponders the mysteries of life and death in Night Vale. Cecil ponders the mystery of why Carlos won't just go to sleep, and why Desert Bluffs thinks they're so great. (“Cecil, where do babies come from? Human babies.”)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil | G | Chamomile
- When Carlos is lying wounded and bleeding on the surface of a miniature city surrounded by very tiny, yet violent people, he realizes that he only, truly, fell in love twice in his life. The first time was when he was five years old when he dropped some mentos into a bottle of soda and the drink fizzed and shot up out of the bottle and into the air. He asked why it did that and people told him that it was science.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Where Science Fails
- Carlos has had a terrible day at science. Fortunately, he has Cecil to make him feel better.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Man in the Tan Jacket | G | a brief history of time (a life measured out in coffee spoons)
- You’ve been walking for hours. You don’t know where you are. You don’t know what time it is, but the sky is dark and there are stars.
- Welcome to Night Vale - Night Vale Syndrome
- Inasmuch as an inanimate entity such as an incorporated city could be considered to have human emotions and preferences, Carlos was beginning to suspect Night Vale didn’t like scientists.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Damn Agriculture
- Night Vale's newest threat is plant life with pollen that acts as an aphrodisiac. No problem for Cecil, who's waiting it out in the station tower. That is, no problem until Carlos comes stumbling in.
- Welcome to Night Vale | OC | G | Intern Senna and the Unexpected Sick Day
- A scheduling error prevents Cecil from broadcasting Welcome to Night Vale in person, and with the Sheriff's Secret Police insisting that he exit the radio station immediately, he has no choice but to leave his notes with an intern and hope for the best. The intern -- brand new and untested -- attempts to provide Night Vale with news while dodging Station Management and wielding phone calls, starting with Cecil and ending with Carlos.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Bad Habits
- Carlos has a habit of putting writing utensils in his mouth when he's working and distracted. Cecil thinks it's kind of cute. Except then he accidentally grabs Cecil's tentacle by mistake, and Cecil isn't sure what to think.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Dana, Khoshekh | T | Fever Dreams
- Cecil is having nightmares about his hometown and the strange things he is sure never happened there. The strange part is that the fever dreams and hallucinations seem somehow more real than the memories of the life he has built with Carlos.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Waiting for the bus
- Waiting for the bus might not be much fun, but what happens on the bus can be.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | A Lack of Antlers
- Carlos has face blindness: he can't recognize faces. That means that he kind of likes living in Night Vale, because it's so much easier for him to recognize people with unique features like two heads or tentacles or a train of angels.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, past Cecil/Steve | G | The Voice of Night Vale
- “You know, the town council believes I might be immune to my own voice.”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | conundrum cordis
- In many ways, Cecil is the heart of Night Vale, and a man who coos at virtual kittens like Cecil does, looks at Carlos with the amazing, somewhat terrifying love that Cecil does, can never be defined as heartless. No, logic dictates it simply has to be someplace else, then, someplace not in his chest.
- Labyrinth (1986), Welcome to Night Vale | Jareth/Sarah, Cecil | T | Glitter Based Life Form
- Children are disappearing in Night Vale and it is not by the orders of the City Council.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Station Management | G | Limit Break
- The one where Carlos almost breaks his hand. On management's face(??).
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Erika, Night Vale Transit Authority | T | Jump
- Cecil was half-buried in sand, his face coated in dust, his eyes luminous in contrast. "No, I said, 'I will be okay, don't come down here, I will be okay, but whatever you do, do not come down here, it isn't safe.' More or less."
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | G | Child Requisition Department
- Cecil wants children. He’s waiting for the papers and requisitions to go through. Carlos doesn't let him wait for too long.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | fall asleep; fall asleep; my eyes are sheep
- “Maybe I am a little tired,” Carlos says. “I’ve been up since four this morning. I had to … “ He yawns. “I had to make a copy of a symbol that keeps appearing and disappearing on one of the trees in the park.”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Tamika, Pamela Winchell, secret police, others | T | Polling Place
- Carlos registers to vote in Night Vale as the town prepares for the annual Day of Nebulously Brooding Intemperance parade. (Features many of the traditional banjo ballads of Hispaniola.)
- Welcome to Night Vale, Magic School Bus | G | Cecil, Carlos, Ms. Frizzle, kids | The Bus
- Strap your bones right to the seat. Come on in, don't be shy! Just don't forget to unstrap your bones before you come in. You don't want to leave your spine behind. Welcome to Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Tropaion
- He is still holding the trophy. All of the trophies.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Cecil's erogenous zones are in nonstandard places.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | un muerto caminando
- "I found Night Vale in an article. I knew it was ridiculous, but they needed people willing to work with radiation, and I thought, 'who'd be better for that than a terminal cancer patient', huh?"
- Welcome to Night Vale, Courage the Cowardly Dog | Cecil, Courage, Muriel | G | From Nowhere to Night Vale
- A strange radio host encounters a strange dog.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Secret Police | G | Caution: Dating the Voice of Night Vale may be hazardous to your health
- The Sheriff's Secret Police take it upon themselves to give Carlos the "intimidating family member talk," on Cecil's behalf.
- Welcome to Night Vale | G | Cecil/Carlos, angels | a love song for schrödinger
- Cecil – lovely and wonderful and strange Cecil – is comforting and solid in every way…except in Carlos’ peripheral vision, when his edges waver as though the lack of direct observation has left him unsure of what shape he should be.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin, Vanessa | T | The Rat and the Ruby Slippers
- Carlos is having the strangest dreams, and the strangest headaches, like there's something he's supposed to be remembering. Not to mention the intern's wedding coming up, and that new chemical StrexCorp wants him to develop. It's going to be a busy week.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Expectations
- Cecil never thought to mention it before, but now it seems so very obvious. This was not what Carlos thought he'd find when he took off Cecil's pants. They cope.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Harry Potter | Cecil | G | Hogwarts: a Horror Story
- Night Vale High has had a student exchange with its sister school, Hogwarts, for several centuries--longer, in fact, than Night Vale has had a high school or, technically, a population.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Temporal Tornado
- A temporal tornado reduced our most beloved scientist, Carlos, into a darling little toddler version of his already darling self, didn’t it? Yes it did, oh yes it did! Plus, a jellyfish migration is underway, a mysterious series of unexplained crevasses are appearing in the streets of Night Vale, and valuable advice is provided on the care and feeding of children.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | quite unbelievably, i want someone to be sweet to me
- There is a surprising development in Cecil and Carlos' relationship. And it's oozing.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Steve, Tamika | T | Albedo
- Cecil hosts a housewarming barbecue, and an ancient harbinger of the apocalypse rises behind the gas station on Third Street (no, not that gas station, the other one).
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Leon, D | G | Paperclips
- Leon's mind was allowed to wander without adult supervision, this should never be allowed.
- Welcome to Night Vale, SCP Foundation | Cecil/Carlos, ensemble | G | SCP-3021
- Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3021 is currently contained in Dimensional Site 107, located 20 miles west of [REDACTED], Arizona. Dimensional Site 107 can only be accessed when approaching the perimeter of the site from the south on foot via Route 800, which feeds directly into the site, between the minutes of 3:27 AM and 3:34 AM.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Listen
- "It’s important you pay attention to what I'm saying. Sometimes, you don’t.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat, Kryten | T | A Hitch in the Plan
- While being pursued by Lister's GELF bride, the crew end up in the 24th century. In order to get the Kinitawowi off his back, Lister comes up with a plan - he needs to get married in the past to invalidate his GELF marriage. Unfortunately, the only candidate for the wedding is Rimmer.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Kevin | T | The road trip
- When Carlos met Kevin. (Hilarity ensues.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos(/Cecil), scientists, Old Woman Josie | T | lo, though i am in the valley of the shadow of death
- The lab, when they get to it, is stocked with state of the art equipment. The others of the team have no idea what he or Stacy are talking about when they mention the van.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos(/Cecil), scientists | T | Atypical Monday
- Carlos asks his colleagues for some help. They're not nearly as respectful as he had hoped.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Old Woman Josie, Erika | G | Tall Tales of Spring
- "He thinks librarians are going to eat him. He has always thought that librarians were going to eat him. You didn't think that was a bit unhealthy?" But in Kathy's defense, the librarians had never complained about her son, and he hadn't tried to climb the bookshelves since he was three.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, Carlos/Kevin | M | Good afternoon, Desert Bluffs!
- It didn't take long for Cecil to notice that Carlos had gone missing. And not long after that for him to start panicking.
- Pokemon/Elementary | Sherlock, Joan, Clyde | G | I will battle every day
- She doesn't treat him like a ten-year-old. He is very, very tired of that. He doesn't want to be a Pokemon master. He has more important things to do than subjugate other living beings.
- Sailor Moon | ensemble | T | Heaven
- During their temporary deaths in Sailor Stars, the Sol senshi and company hang out in paradise, bored and frustrated and trying to pass the time until they get brought back.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil, others | NC-17 | Fill
- Carlos as an omega, Cecil as an alpha. Tentacles with knotting would be a plus.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, kids | G | Practical Parenting
- A mining ship stranded in Deep Space is no place to raise kids. But Lister has strategies for making the best of it.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | PG | blood loss
- Injured Cecil (with no pain receptors) visits oblivious Carlos (who's hard to distract from Science without screams of agony).
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | PG-13 | Eye of the Beholder
- Carlos becomes a true citizen of Night Vale through random mutation. Cecil helps.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, kid | M | Scientific Breakthroughs
- Carlos gets to meet Cecil's little girl.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | G | Unspoken
- The Voice of Night Vale is just a job title, right? When everyone in town loses the ability to speak, Carlos realizes that it might actually be more literal than that ...
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | don't trust the air you breathe
- Carlos receives a warm welcome from the Sheriff's Secret Police, which isn't so much warm as it is painful, and Cecil comes to his rescue, which isn't so much a rescue as it is an exercise in string-pulling.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | There Is No Euphoria In This Reality
- Carlos doesn’t know what “re-education” entails, but he thinks he knows what it means. It means that your thoughts are not your own and your doubt must be stamped out, no matter the cost.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Second Date
- Not that Cecil's complaining, exactly, but... isn't this all a bit forward for a second date?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos(/Cecil), scientists | G | Mad Science
- Charlie joined Carlos' team hoping to gain some practical experience, contribute to his field, maybe get a paper published.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, a Secret Policewoman | G | What We've Got Here
- Carlos's reaction to the first date involves a lot more anguished cries than Cecil's, though to be fair, they're only anguished cries of "Why did I do that, why did I say that, why am I allowed to interact with other people" so they're still better than at least eighty percent of Night Vale's late night wails.
- Welcome to Night Vale, Left Behind | Cecil, Josie, Buck | G | The Apocalypse Will Not Be Liveblogged
- The City Council would like me to remind you that the children of Night Vale did not disappear mysteriously 18 months ago, nor did they reappear just as mysteriously six months later, and Desert Bluffs' claims that we stole their children are completely foundless.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Carlos/Cecil | M | Tuning In On You
- Carlos had noticed Cecil's voice before, of course, but he'd never *noticed* Cecil's voice.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | Same Ghost Every Night
- Carlos didn't make it out of the underground city alive, so Cecil takes matters into his own hands.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | M | Four Times Night Vale Made Cecil and Carlos have Sex (And One Time It Didn't)
- As described on box. Do not be concerned by anything else the box says. It lies.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | R | Out of My Abdomen and Into Our Hearts
- "Listeners, fellow Night Vale-ians, and foreign prisoners being forced to listen to this show as part of your audio torture, you are the first to know: I, Cecil, your announcer, am pregnant!"
- Welcome to Night Vale, SCP Foundation | Carlos | G | Vague, Yet Menacing
- After years as a junior researcher doing nothing but studying the safest objects on offer, followed by a year of performing repetitive experiments on well-understood, well documented Euclid objects, he's finally being sent to document something that matters.
- Sailor Moon | Death Busters, Naru | G | Naru and the Savages
- This is a direct order from the Professor. At this moment the Talismans can wait. We've been running an analysis here cross-referenced against past appearances of Sailor Moon and we believe that we have located an individual that will surely know who Sailor Moon really is, if she is not Sailor Moon herself.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, OC | G | Deus ex Haruka
- "No! No, I am *not* going to be the puppet in another one of your schemes, Michiru! I won't do it. I have to draw the line somewhere."
- Sailor Moon | Mamoru | G | Tuxedo Mask, The Token Male
- Now you too, can be the one men envy and women sigh over. The one, the only, the Token Male of Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask. For here, we will teach you, in ten easy steps, the secrets to becoming just like Tuxedo Mask and being adored by all females [and be warned, the occasional male] in your vicinity.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, cats | PG-13 | Damaged
- Set after the first arc of Sailor Moon R. The scouts go to the Negaverse to make sure the youma can no longer come back. But one of the girls is left behind. How will the others react and cope with it? As told by Lita (aka Makoto).
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | it's only awkward if you let it be
- I decided that the citizens of Night Vale probably spawn in, like, litters, because there is no way if you only have one child they're going to survive into adulthood. Better safe than sorry, right?
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Voice of Night Vale
- Cecil is, at worst, not much longer for this world. (And at best, a bit high-maintenance.)
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | what occasion could be more special?
- “We’ve just gone up through the third storey,” says Carlos. He rasps one hand down the lovingly close-shorn stubble on his firm, beautiful jaw. “We’ve just gone up through a storey of your building that isn’t even there.”
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil | G | smells like teen spirits
- Cecil comes out to his mother. It's not what you'd expect.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Purgatory
- It has occurred to Carlos more than once that he might actually be dead.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, Khoshekh | G | Khoschek
- Khoschek is Cecil's familiar, the closest to a family Carlos is going to meet.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | 6:18 am PST
- Sunrise in suburban Night Vale.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | The Phenomenon
- There is a new scientific marvel in Night Vale, listeners, and it is no longer available with boysenberry syrup.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil, Carlos | G | Purple Skies and BLTs
- Carlos's first impression of Night Vale is that the sky is electric purple, and that's terrifying.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | Date Night
- In which Carlos and Cecil go on their third date, and Carlos begins to accept that this is his life now. Set after The Sandstorm.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | i laugh all the way to hell
- There's a hole leading into the void behind Cecil's coffee pot.
- Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | T | 'cause I'm still alive in two thousand forty-three
- Carlos adjusts to life in Night Vale. Sort of.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | M | Father to the Thought
- Set just after the events of 'Fathers and Suns', Lister's father leaves him a new message. Sometimes it takes a father's insight to help you see things clearly.
- Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf | Holly/Marvin | G | AI Do
- He wasn't quite sure how it had got to this, but here he was, standing on a beach somewhere on Pen Haxico 2, conducting a wedding ceremony for two forms of artificial intelligence that didn't even seem to like each other.
- Hunger Games | Haymitch, ensemble | M | Hope In the Darkness That I Will See the Light
- The Third Quarter Quell's arrived, and President Snow's making it his last-ditch effort to keep one little mockingjay silent. Haymitch decides it's finally time she sings that song of freedom--if she makes it out of the cage alive. He aims to make sure of it, no matter the cost. AU.
- Sherlock, Elementary | Joan, Sherlock, John | G | Jumbled
- This is definitely not the city Joan went to bed in.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Inners | T | Operation: Heart Angels
- Usagi is devastated and crying in phone booths. Did Mamoru really think he could dump her without a reason and that the Inner Senshi would just stand by and watch it happen? Oh, silly man. [Set during R, between episodes 61 and 77.]
- Sailor Moon | Ikuko/Kenji | G | The Next Cycle
- Ikuko can't have children. Yet.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, OC | G | the LunchCounter
- I like to think I serve a better class of quick food than the ten thousand other similar espablishments in Tokyo. I rather have to, really-- I have a special clientele.
- Sailor Moon | team | T | The End of the Beginning
- Sequel to Obligations. The Senshi must discover a way to defeat a powerful new foe, and find the will to fight for what looks to be a costly victory.
- Sailor Moon | Inners | T | Obligations
- Sequel to Awakening. This story features all of the Senshi as they try to learn to work together as a team and begin to realize that they are facing a very old enemy.
- Sailor Moon | Venus, Haruka/Michiru, others | T | Awakening
- An account of the beginning of Sailor Venus' time as a Senshi.
- Sherlock Holmes, Arsene Lupin | Holmes/Watson, lupin | R | Fin de Siècle Detective Club
- Seikimatsu Tantei Kurabu is a doujinshi dedicated to the very gay and very passionate love of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. The main story is split into three sub-stories -- each one focusing on a different aspect of the Holmes/Watson relationship.
- Gravitation | Ma-kunxTaichi | NC-17 | White Day
- The fine art of getting Tachi to have gay sex, took Ma-kun nearly forever to master. Go too slowly, and Tachi will get annoyed and tell you you're being too clingy and weird. Go too quickly, and Tachi will become overwhelmed and try and run away.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | G | Blue
- All he wanted was for her to wake up. Based on episode 149. What if Usagi's mirror had never been put together again?
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Sam, Jessica, others | M | Believe
- "Stephen" is kidnapped for nefarious reasons. Jon and a crack team of correspondents must stage a rescue mission.
- Welcome To Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos | G | cecil is a runner...
- cecil is a runner (because good cardio is very important when you live in a town like night vale), and his usual morning run goes right next to the lab where carlos works
- Hunger Games | Haymitch, others | M | Nowhere to Stand and Now Nowhere to Hide
- Haymitch returns to the Capitol to start his first mentor year and learns that for victors, it can always get worse. Semi-AUish.
- House MD | House, others | PG | Go gentle into that good night
- A global catastrophe causes a major shortage in global resources. The government's plan involves ridding itself of the infirm.
- MythBusters RPF | Jamie/Adam | M | In Search Of
- Adam and Jamie face down the end of the human race, with a baby.
- Doctor Who | Amy, Martha, Rory | PG | Amy Pond and the Year that Never Was
- She’s the girl who grew up with a crack in her wall — she almost remembers it, in a kind of not-way that can’t be pinned down.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Jack | G | Crown of Thorns
- The Rose Crown of Drelga is a beautiful and valuable artefact--but why does the Doctor want to steal it?
- Superman | OC | G | Letters from a Smallville school nurse
- I hope you’re as excited by the new school year as I am. We’re so glad to have little Clark back at Smallville Elementary! I’m sure he’s going to love second grade.
- Jeeves & Wooster, Game of Thrones | Jeeves, Bertie | G | [untitled crossover drabble]
- “A bit uncomfy this chair, what with all the pointy spiky whatsits."
- Doctor Who | Four | PG | Planning by Firelight
- The Doctor has been to many worlds, seen many sights, fought many enemies, and made many friends. And one thing he has learned. Never judge by appearances. And never underestimate the locals.
- The Hobbit | Bilbo, Thorin, Azog, others | T | A Minor Misunderstanding
- "...instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."
- Jeeves & Wooster, Hitchhiker's Guide | G | Jeeves, Gussie, Wooster, Wowbagger | The Totleigh Incident
- The alien strode down the ramp, loomed over Jeeves, picked up a sandwich, sniffed it and made a noise like a disappointed tea-kettle. It threw it away and came towards us. Stopping by Gussie’s chair, it pulled out a clipboard and nodded curtly.
- Jeeves & Wooster | god!Bertie, holy!spirit!Jeeves | G | Jeeves and the Big Bang
- Existential questions are answered (badly). The action mostly takes place 3.8 and 13.7 billion years ago. Not sure if it's AU. There is lots of canon evidence for Jeeves being the Holy Spirit (omniscient, shimmering, manifesting from the void, "his wonders to perform" etc.) and anecdotal evidence from the cosmos is not inconsistent with a Woosterian aspect of God.
- Jeeves & Wooster | god!Bertie, holy!spirit!Jeeves | G | Jeeves and the End of the World
- "Scripture-Wodehouse crossover in which the Deity’s personal Deity confronts a confounding physics problem, an aunt threatens a rift in the very the fabric of space-time, godheads are torn asunder, omnipotence is questioned, and the Darjeeling is perfectly brewed. "
- Jeeves & Wooster, Superman | Jeeves, Bertie | G | [untitled drabble]
- We were saved, of course, or you’d be reading this in the obituaries column of the Times.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, others | NC-17 | A Secret History
- A secret history is a version of history at odds with commonly accepted historical narrative, a history claimed to have been deliberately suppressed or forgotten. Harry Potter, struggling to make a life for himself after the war, is about to discover his.
- Glee | Rachel/Santana, Kurt | PG | Okay. This is going to be a problem.
- In her defense, she thought Rachel was her girlfriend pillow.
- Harry Potter | Hermione, Lily, Snape, Harry, others | PG-13 | The Prefect's Portrait
- Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. The girl in the picture meant so much to so many. She is remembered as a devoted wife and loving mother, but what was she like at sixteen? Will her reappearance change everything?
- lunabee34 | Parenting the Fannish Child
- Before I talk a little bit about how my husband Josh and I have chosen to parent our little fanlet, I want to take a quick detour into my own fannish childhood.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Full Treatment
- “Uh, we can skip this part, right?” The spa attendant looked at where he was pointing on the pamphlet and nodded. “Skipping the full body wax.”
- Fake News | "Stephen" | G | Viewer Feedback
- Stephen couldn't stand it.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, others | T | Masked Ball
- Six months after Holmes’ return from the dead, the delicate equilibrium in Baker Street is disturbed when a stranger walks out of the London fog with a case – for Watson. Holmes is wary, Watson is fascinated. But who is the man calling himself Álvaro de León? And what does he really want?
- Hellsing, Kuroshitsuji | Ciel, Integra | G | official correspondence
- Letters between Hellsing and Phantomhive: there's a lot to be said for being off the record.
- Harry Potter | Fred, George, ensemble | G | Switch
- The Sorting Hat has sorted thousands of students in the course of its life. If it makes a mistake or two, who's to say it's wrong? Certainly not Fred or George Weasley.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | One Week
- An average week in the life of Our Heroes becomes a battle of wills when the boys make a wager.
- Avengers | ensemble | T | Exclusive
- Heroes In Manhattan: From Captain America's Hidden Talents To The Truth About The Hulk, We Debunk The Myths And Expose The Daily Lives Of The Avengers.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | M | Living Arrangements
- Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
- Futurama, Firefly | Bender, crew | PG | Take My Robot
- "He followed me home," the weird kid said. "Can I keep him?"
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, Kate, Teyla, others | T | Straight as a Circle
- “I would relieve your burden, The Colonel,” says the local shaman of P3R-2X7, staring into John’s eyes. (The one where Sheppard wakes up straight.)
- Pippi Longstocking, various | Pippi, ensemble | G | Five Times Pippi Longstocking Turned Down an Offer, and One Time She Said Yes
- With guests from Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, Buffy, Star Trek DS9, Doctor Who.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | G | Start (all over again)
- After Rimmer gets his hardlight drive.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Maria | PG-13 | Starting Over
- Moving to America was supposed to be the end of Maria's alien- investigating activities. It was hard for her to forget them though. And sometimes it seems as if the universe so arranges itself that things just happen to some people ...
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer | G | Shake
- Sometimes Rimmer glitches.
- Sailor Moon | Iron Mouse | G | Attack of the Earworm
- Iron Mouse is haunted by something.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | T | Happy Deductive Birthday
- It's John Watson's birthday, and everyone is gathered at 221B to celebrate. Except John. And Sherlock. Of course.
- Harry Potter | Percy/Oliver, Weasleys | PG-13 | Percy Weasley and the Gay Vampire Cult of Oliver Wood
- "But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."
- Harry Potter | Fred, George, Sirius/Remus | G | Mapmakers
- While the summer wore on and the brewing war began to quietly take its casualties, Fred started writing to Harry about, of all things, a map.
- Hunger Games | Annie/Finnick, Mags | G | Jolly Sailors Bold
- When Finnick came home from his Games, he had riches -- bloody gold for bloody deeds -- and a trident. So he bought a boat, and he looked out over that horizon.
- Hunger Games Trilogy | Katniss/Peeta, others | G | Pushing Dandelions
- You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved. (Pushing Daisies-style AU.)
- Hunger Games Trilogy | past Victors | M | Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants
- All of the stories The Hunger Games can't tell.
- Hunger Games Trilogy | Katniss/Peeta, Rue, Thresh, Foxface | M | How Rue Became the Mockingjay
- This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games in which the rule about District pairs winning is introduced on the first night of the Games rather than after Rue's death.
- Labyrinth | Sarah/Jareth | G | Her Kingdom As Great
- "Magic is based on words and those words shape reality. What's said is said. And then you lied. You spoke a lie so paradoxical that my own castle tore itself to pieces trying to make it true." Sarah gets her own kingdom.
- Elementary| Joan/Sherlock, others | T | A Lopsided Symmetry of Sin and Virtue
- "Joan thinks she should be less surprised by his sudden, “Watson, we’re getting married!” and yet, here she is, cooking her egg and trying not to be astonished." Infants are vanishing, and Sherlock and Joan go undercover as a married couple to find their kidnappers.
- Doctor Who, Narnia | Susan, Ten | G | From a World More Full of Weeping
- Two people meet who have nothing in common except a world of loss. Crossover with The Chronicles of Narnia.
- Doctor Who | Donna, Eight | G | Into Cool Night (Rescued from Rainy Dawn)
- The timelines converge, even now. Donna laughs at the end of the storm.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Maria, Doctor | G | Late Night Phone Call
- Sarah Jane gets a 3AM phone call, and it's surprisingly lacking in alien invasions. Sort of.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | The Yom Kippur Toss
- Stephen forgives.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi(/Mamoru), Rei, team | T | Special Delivery
- When Mamoru has to go out of town, a very pregnant Usagi becomes Rei’s responsibility.
- Sailor Moon | Esmeraude, Minako | T | A Soldier's Secret
- Esmeraude sends a droid to burn all the porn in Tokyo.
- Narnia, Torchwood | Pevensies, Jack, team | G | The Shadows Feel Like Home
- In which the Pevensies trip, fall, and somehow end up in Torchwood. It's not Susan's fault she shot an alien that was trying to kill Jack Harkness.
- Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who | Rodney/Donna, others | G | Displacement (The Longest Three-Week Day)
- Another day, another "science conference" gone horribly wrong. For once, Dr. Rodney McKay gets help saving the world … but then Donna Noble remembers.
- Star Trek | Picard/Q | T | A Kiss Before The War
- Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why.
- DCU, Marvel | Bruce, Tony, Clark, Steve, others | T | A Real Party
- "Perry White and I are both older than we deserve and we didn't get where we are in the world today by being nice boys."
- Star Wars | Luke, Leia, ensemble | K+ | Walk Like Men
- On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
- Hunger Games Trilogy | Katniss/Haymitch, Finnick | M | To the Victor, The Spoil
- No berries, no mockingjay, no rebellion. Katniss killed Peeta in the arena, and now she has to live with herself like every other victor.
- Matilda, Iron Man | Matilda, Miss Honey, Tony, Professor X | PG | At Tilde
- Matilda turns hacker, impresses Tony Stark, and fails to be swayed by Charles Xavier.
- Star Trek | Picard/Q | PG-13 | Accidental
- Picard felt distinctly odd. After a moment, he opened his eyes, which was strange all on its own, as he didn't remember closing them.
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Lupin, Hermione, Addamses | G | Family Values [WIP, abandoned]
- Petunia Dursley discovers that taking care of two small boys is too much for her, so she passes the guardianship of Harry Potter over to a distant relative - Morticia Addams. With Harry growing up in a very different type of Family, Dumbledore desperately tries to get him back. But the Harry Potter who finally arrives at Hogwarts, along with his "cousins" Pugsley and Wednesday, will be nothing like what Dumbledore expects.
- How to Make Leaves Really Easily
- AKA, how to make a leaves brush in Photoshop
- Fake News RPF | Jon/"Stephen", Tad | T | Of Eagles, Dolphins, and Frosting
- It's Stephen's birthday, so a celebration is in order. Cake frosting may contains nuts.
- Sailor Moon | Inners | M | elephant graveyard
- Five girls with all the time in the world to watch it burn.
- Arthur C. Clarke - The Nine Billion Names of God
- “This is a project on which we have been working for the last three centuries — since the lamasery was founded, in fact. It is somewhat alien to your way of thought, so I hope you will listen with an open mind while I explain it.”
- On the Banks of the River Lex by N. K. Jemisin
- He sat up. The sun had just risen above the city. Clouds like strings of pearls girded the sky. A flock of tiny birds — Death guessed hummingbirds, migrating back from the south — passed through the rust-rimmed hole in the Met Life Building.
- Fake News | the greatest "stephen"/jon filk of all time
- Call me maybe?
- Harry Potter | Hermione, others | PG | A Study of Muggle Terminology by H. Weasley
- Over the years, Hermione almost gets the chance to come to terms with her own sexuality and sexual orientation, but never more than that. Little chances slip away over the years, into nothing.
- Narnia | Susan, family | G |The World in the Wood
- When Susan's daughter Polly stumbles upon a green ring and sets off on a quest to save the world and stop an evil queen, Susan and her husband Tommy must journey between the worlds to get her back.
- Sherlock Holmes (2009) | Watson/Mary, Holmes/Mary, Holmes/Mary/Watson | T | Marriage á Trois
- In the aftermath of the Blackwood case, Mary determines that if she wants to have a successful marriage, she must find a way to integrate Holmes into her relationship with John. It's a decision that will have a number of unforeseen consequences, as she becomes far closer with the famous detective than she ever could have imagined.
- Hockey RPF | Kaner/Tazer | R | love is a contact sport
- High school AU. First love, slow building, high drama, great emotion, hockey scenes that are fun to read even when you don't know or care about the actual details of hockey.
- Madoka Magica | Sayaka | G | heaven is a record skip
- Sayaka remembers.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Martha, Doctors | G | Four Times Martha Met Sarah Jane and One Time She Didn't Quite
- The first time Martha Jones meets Sarah Jane Smith, neither of them knows it. To be fair, Martha's just survived near-asphyxiation on the Moon and Tish is fussing and there's a thousand reporters everywhere, and Sarah Jane's really more interested in the odd puncture wounds on Mr. Stoker's neck and inclined to avoid anyone who might shoo her away - which is to say, they both have rather a lot on their minds.
- Doctor Who | Nine, TARDIS, others | G | Perpetual Motion
- Nine, running. "After he dies, he finds himself back in his TARDIS control room. This doesn't entirely surprise him. After all, it is some sort of afterlife, and he can't think of anywhere else that looks remotely like heaven."
- Sherlock, Black Books | John/Fran, Sherlock, Bernard, Manny | PG | Pillow
- Fran, Manny, and Bernard stop by Baker Street to apologize.
- Black Books, Sherlock | John, Sherlock, Manny, Bernard | PG | Padding
- Sherlock goes to a bookstore and John follows. (AU where Bernard is a Holmes cousin.)
- Raffles, Sherlock Holmes | Bunny, Raffles, Watson, Holmes | T | The red, red rose and the briar
- Bunny and Raffles go to one of Dr. Watson's book-signings.
- Glee | Blaine/Kurt | G | Cornflower, Sapphire, Prussian
- In the vein of Bruce Coville's 'Am I Blue?' the entire queer population of any fandom is magically outed.
- Glee | Quinn/Santana, Brittany/Santana | R | Fade To Black, Commercial Break (This Is Where The Censor Kicks In)
- Quinn Fabray is what the textbooks refer to as “aggressively sexually repressed.”
- X-Men | Erik/Charles, ensemble | T | Enigma
- Erik dies, or finds a reversey-time mutant, or a magical time travelling device, and wakes up in the past. This time, though, it's before he ever met Charles - in fact, it's before his mother died.
- Game of Thrones | Shae/Sansa, Shae/Tyrion, Sansa/Tyrion | T | The Truth Will Not Set You Free
- It was not a future Sansa could ever have foreseen for herself: spymaster of the dragon queen's court. But she would also not have seen herself wed to Tyrion Lannister, or bedded by a woman who'd been a harlot in the guise of a handmaiden when they'd first met.
- Doctor Who | Three, Jo, Brig, Benton, Yates | G | The Annual UNIT Picnic by Primsong
- The Brigadier and UNIT attempt to enjoy their annual summer picnic, except for an odd alien occurrence which isn't the Doctor's fault, of course.
- Doctor Who | Donna, ensemble | G | Passing The Torch
- Just before dying, the Doctor passed on his awesome legacy to Donna Noble.
- Sherlock, Calvin & Hobbes | Sherlock, John, Calvin, Hobbes | K+ | Meeting Boring
- A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
- Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2 | ensemble | M | The Dark Lords Strike Back
- As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
- Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2 | ensemble | T | The Dark Lords of Nerima
- Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
- Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide | the Guide | G | Does the Doctor Know Where His Towel Is?
- Nowhere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on the Doctor is there any mention of towels. This fact has more significant consequences than you might imagine.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Brittany/Quinn | NC-17 | You Know What They Say About Blondes and Fun
- The trials and tribulations of the teenaged bisexual.
- Harry Potter | ensemble | K+ | Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns
- A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.'
- Doctor Who | Donna, Martha, Ten | PG | one of these mornings
- Donna comes back to herself.
- Kim Possible | Kim/Shego, ensemble | M | On a Short Leash
- AU. This is the sequel to Walking the Line. Kim and Shego look to renew their unorthodox relationship.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John, others | G | Pulling No Punches
- Sherlock is reunited with everyone in turn. And gets punched in the face.
- Fake News | Jessica, ensemble | T | Highlights from Jessica Williams' First Year at The Daily Show
- inspired by various posts on Jessica's Tumblr, Twitter, and Instagram.
- Homestuck | Sollux, Terezi, Dave, Rose, ensemble | M | The Vienna Game
- 'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.'
- Fake News | Olivia/Kristen, Aasif/Kristen | G | Frozen
- Tell Aasif's wife I love her.
- Pet Shop of Horrors, Carmen Sandiego | D/Leon, Carmen/Ivy | M | Sinister and Exquisite
- D sells Suhara a rather strange pet, and Leon joins ACME. But no one really gets quite what they expected, and nothing turns out how it should. Response to challenge #171. Carmen SanDiego (If bereft!Leon had been tailing her, she’d have been caught in a week.)
- Hellsing | Integra & Seras | T | Here is the last of the Red, and the beginning to put away the Dead
- The first time Integra lets Seras Victoria braid her hair, it is the night the war ends.
- Kim Possible | Kim/Shego, friends | R | Walking the Line
- This is AU like a mug. Shego is a cop and Kim…well, you won't believe what Kim is.
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Addamses, others | M | Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix
- There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Addamses, ensemble | T | Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire
- Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Addamses, ensemble | T | Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Addamses, ensemble | T | Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets
- Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
- Harry Potter, Addams Family | Harry, Addamses, ensemble | T | Harveste Addams and the Sorcerer's Stone
- A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
- The Collective Legal Guide For Designers (Contract Samples) | Smashing Magazine
- Rule number one for designers of all kinds: use a contract. Sometimes, this is easier said than done. Should I use a service agreement? A retainer? A licensing contract? With the help of Docracy, we collected the experience of many designers to provide a wide range of starting points for less experienced creative professionals, and to start a permanent free legal resource for the community.
- Stargate | John, Teyla, others | M | Your Cowboy Days Are Over (Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys)
- They trade one of John's childhood memories and the last of the medical supplies for passage on a cargo ship, and land on Bajan in mid-winter.
- Doctor Who | Six/Master | T | Professional Foul
- It's been half a century since infamous villain the Master brought his powerful family the wrong sort of publicity by destroying a chunk of the universe! The Master's wouldn't mind getting back in their good books, and accepts a job as physiotherapist on his mother's space rugby team. There's just one thing — one man — standing in the way of earning back his self-respect: the team's Doctor.
- Jeeves & Wooster, religion | Jeeves+Bertie | G | His Wonders To Perform…
- I mean to say… wings, old thing?
- The Look of Disapproval ಠ_ಠ
- References for various fabulous multi-charset emoticons.
- Sherlock Holmes, The Great Mouse Detective | Watson & Holmes, Basil & Dawson | G | Moustery
- Watson knows that eliminating the impossible is not always possible.
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer | G | Half The Battle
- Keeping Lister sane is only half the battle. Keeping the little smegger alive is another mission altogether.
- Sailor Moon | Minako | T | Author Alert
- Every Sunday, Minako catches up on Sailor V fanfiction. This Sunday, she gets a little something extra.
- Stargate | McKay/Sheppard, others | NC-17 | Foolproof And Incapable Of Error
- I am, by any practical definition of the word, foolproof and incapable of error. I am merely helping you put yourself to the fullest possible use. The AI seemed almost surprised at Rodney’s objection.
- Narnia, Mary Poppins | Mary, Susan | PG | Winds to Catch
- "Come with me," Mary says, and Susan doesn't hesitate because this is the second chance she thought she'd already lost alongside everyone who could give it to her.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, OC kids | M | How Not to Fly
- John's brother gets in a major accident, leaving John (with Rodney in tow) to watch the kids through his decline, death, funeral, and after.
- Man From UNCLE Canteen - Oh, I don't think so...
- IYO - Is there any topic still verbotten in fan fic or is it a case of anything goes when it comes to subject matter? Is there something you'd like to be seeing less of in fanfic these days?
- The complete Bill Nye
- Go watch some science!!!!
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Junko | G | Memory of a Dream
- for the gen_battle prompt: Kaname Junko, "I feel like I'm forgetting something"
- Sailor Moon | Black Moon, Dark Kingdom, Outers | T | you're all i've got tonight
- Comprehensive report as written by the Royal Consort regarding the unroutine disturbances of the time-flows from Nemesis (a.k.a. The Black Moon) in an undetermined and forgotten time period.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Tad | T | Fantasies in the Fantasy Suite
- After The Bachelor rose ceremony, Stephen and Dougie St James get it on in the Fantasy Suite. Then the layers of fantasy unwrap.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Chris/Tetsu, D/Leon | M | Nián
- D tells Chris the myth behind Chinese New Year, of the coming of the beast Nián and his desire for human flesh.
- Red Dwarf | Mellie/Ace | G | Mellie
- Set in Ace Rimmer's dimension about a fortnight after he leaves for good. Mellie reflects on the pleasant dalliance they enjoyed involving maple syrup, and the relationship between Spanners and Ace.
- Doctor Who | Master/Doctors | M | Operator, Operator
- The Master works as a phone sex operator in order to kick-start his political career. That's it, really.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Inners, Death Busters | M | Red Wine
- After a typical Daimon attack, Haruka awakes to find herself in the Daimon's body. There is a small problem in getting back to her body, however; Michiru does not take kindly to monsters invading their apartment.
- Sailor Moon | Jadeite, Michiru | T | Fire Walk With Me
- It was too obvious to be missed – the fact that the violinist had the aura of the damned Sailor Senshi.
- Sailor Moon | Kunzite/Zoisite, team | T | Blood And Silver
- Silver Millennium backstory for the Shitennou, with mind control and increasing darkness.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Usagi | T | Snowfall
- "At least there hadn't been any visitors, and Rei honestly didn't expect any. Only crazy people would go out in this if they didn't have to."
- Sailor Moon | Michiru/Haruka, Michiru/Elsa | M | Velvet
- Learning to be both Michiru and Sailor Neptune is a process. Backstory.
- Elementary/The Great Mouse Detective | Joan, Sherlock, Dawson, Basil | G | the great mouse
- "Joan, we have mice - and they're completely brilliant, I have to show you!"
- The Little Mermaid | Ursula/Ariel | NC-17 | [untitled kinkmeme fill]
- Ursula/Ariel: Tentacles, Virginity as Payment
- Sailor Moon | Shitennou, senshi, Beryl, Santa | PG | Deck the Halls (But Not Too Hard; They Might Sue)
- "But how will we find him?" said Zoisite. "Earth is a vast planet with millions of Santas."
- Glee | Quinn/Rachel | NC-17 | Secondhand Smoke
- Rachel goes back to talk to Quinn again. Quinn's got her chain-smoking, dominating bossy boots on.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | NC-17 | The Paradox Series
- Be warned that there is probably kink herein, much of it is smutty, and my personal BBC Sherlock is mad as a hatter.
- Torchwood | Jack, Ianto, Sarah Jane, Jackie, Rose, Ten, others | M | What Never Should Be
- What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
- Stargate Atlantis | Sheppard/McKay, ensemble | M | John Discovers Fire
- “Rodney appears to be suffering from an unusually severe case of retrograde amnesia. For example, he’s apparently forgotten how to speak any known language, even though he’s retained the concept of language.”
- Art Tutorials - HOLY FREE ART PROGRAMS BATMAN
- List of art programs available for free. Windows, Mac, and both.
- Harry Potter | Harry, ensemble K+ | Oh God Not Again!
- So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru | T | Tea and a Bar Brawl
- Arguing with Michiru was like arguing with a particularly condescending brick wall. She'd put on her icy smile and say "Well, I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree, Haruka" in that tone that obviously said "I am clearly right and your opinion is so far below me I can't even be bothered to indulge you further".
- Glee | Rachel, Quinn, Santana, Tina, Mercedes, Brittany | G | Set This Very Second on Fire
- Rachel will do anything to win. Mahou shoujo infusion of Glee.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney | M | Time in a Bottle
- To see a World in a Grain of Sand / And a Heaven in a Wild Flower / Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand / And Eternity in an hour.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, others | M | Nice Place to Visit
- When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels.
- Fake News | Stephen, Paul, Amy | T | Tending the Zucchini Patch
- In which Paul is totally not a serial killer.
- The Newsroom | Sloan, Mac | T | To Receive The Call
- Mac and Sloan have a drink after the reality starts to settle in.
- Madoka Magica | Homura(/Madoka) | T | kamikaze
- What she does for love makes her the worst sinner in the world.
- melannen: Science, y'all.
- The majority of slashers identify as queer.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan | M | Reunion
- It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion. (Post-war, sending their minds back to age 10.)
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | The Racket
- Stephen unpacks after his vacation.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Lockhart, ensemble | K+ | When In Doubt, Obliviate
- When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
- Wreck-It Ralph | Felix/Calhoun | T | The Dynamite Gal
- The world that Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun had been born into was not kind.
- Animorphs | Cassie, team | T | Wrong
- Megamorphs 3 AU. Visser Four changed so much that the same people wouldn't have gotten married and been born so most of the regular Animorphs don't exist. Now a team of ruthless Animorphs who won't exist if they 'fix' things are faced with that choice.
- Halrloprillalar's Fan Fiction | Drabble-Matic
- To build your own Instant Drabble, just fill in the blanks. Instant genius!
- Harry Potter | Harry, ensemble | K+ | The Substitute
- The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
- Seamless Pattern Background Designs
- Automatically edit and colorize seamless patterns.
- Avatar | team | K+ | The Boy From Babel
- AU. All four nations speak different languages from each other.
- Smallville, Justice League | Clark/Lex, Lex/Maxima, team | M | Moving On
- What you do when there are no more worlds to conquer.
- Animorphs | Jake, family, team | T | Idyllic
- It was a secret war they pretended didn't exist for so long but eventually they all became aware of it and then there was no going back for any of them. The ending was almost inevitable but it's the journey that matters. Snapshots of the Berenson family.
- Avengers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy, Tony, Pepper, Rhodey | T | Collision
- Five times that Buffy runs into Tony, four conversations they have, three times Buffy admires Pepper's shoes, two times Tony offers Buffy a job, and the one time that she accepts.
- Glee, Animorphs | Kurt/Blaine | PG-13 | The Transfer
- Being a gay teenager in love is difficult enough even when you don't have an evil alien controlling your every move.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | Precious
- "Stephen" is a skittish stallion, Jon is the trainer assigned to break him in. Needless to say, this is AU.
- Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, others | ensemble, OCs | PG | Black Moon Rising
- Black Moon Rising is the story of Arcadia N'goya, a traveller from 1500 years in the future of Crystal Tokyo, hunted by the survivors of the Black Moon Cult. Drawn to the past by a Time Key, she finds herself in the middle of a society that seems impossible to her, a dream to which she knows the ending, an ending of destruction and death.
- Glee | Santana/Brittany + Rachel | PG | Couple Counseling
- Rachel becoming Brittana's confessor.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Rachel, Kurt | M | Set the World on Fire
- For six months Santana has been living in New York City with Kurt and Rachel, but now Brittany has received her diploma and is finally coming to join them. Can new relationships accommodate old ones? And can the past ever really be recaptured?
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | T | Sharply Tripping + Graceful Lang Syne + The Battle For the Flag
- Stephen watched him go. He would be right back, Stephen was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch. [Auto-generated fics.]
- Sailor Moon | Ami, Minako | T | Just Us
- "Do you know we never do that? You and me? It's never just you and me. So we're fixing that."
- Sailor Moon | Rei, Minako, team | T | The Morning After
- If Rei didn't want to be cuddled, she shouldn't be so cuddly.
- 30 Rock | Liz, Kenneth, Jenna, Tracey, others | G | Jury Duty
- Tracy has jury duty, Jenna discovers a new source of fame, Jack is on the verge of losing his job, and Liz tries to hold it all together.
- Stargate SG-1 | Teal'c, team | PG | Archaeology
- The Tau'ri seem not to mind having more questions than answers.
- Stargate Atlantis | Rodney, team | PG | Wit's End
- Everyone has their breaking point -- including one Dr. Rodney McKay. (Hostage story with a time loop.)
- Doctor Who | Barbara/Ian, Mickey/Martha, Polly, Dodo, Jack, Sarah Jane, Victoria, Jo, Brig, Wilf, others | G | Charter Members
- Five new members of the Ex-Companion Support Group and Time Travelers' Auxiliary.
- Madoka Magica, various | heroines | G | A Brief Catalog of Witches in the Anglophone World from the mid 19th century to the mid 20th Century
- This is only a fragmentary registry of active witches of the above era and geography and is by no means exhaustive. The reader should be aware that the witches listed herein are merely the most active and powerful.
- Doctor Who | Nine, Rose, Jack, Susan | PG-13 | Go Forward In All Your Beliefs
- The Doctor is looking for something, or someone.
- Fake News [Rumble] | Stephen/Stephanos, Yonatan | M | Screwing Yourself
- The more he looked at him the easier it was to see the difference between his Stephanos and this Stephen.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | G | .454 Casulls
- Alucard really wants a gun.
- Harry Potter | Lily Luna, family | T | riding up the wrong path
- When Lily is eighteen, she cuts her hair and joins the army. The British Army. The British Muggle Army.
- Doctor Who | Eleven (& River), the Brig | G | The Wedding of Lethbridge-Stewart
- For a man who lives out of order, pre-wedding jitters come post-vows, and the best way to beat them is to multiply them. Fortunately, however, the Doctor is a Time Lord with very good friends.
- Doctor Who | Ten.2, Rose, Sarah Jane, Brig, alt!Eight | G | The Assistant
- The singleheart Doctor gets more than he bargained for when he gets a job.
- Doctor Who | Leela, Jack, Four, Nine, Rose | PG | Culture Crash
- Jungle planet, Leela threatens to gut Jack, and someone founds a religion around Danger Mouse. Look, just read it, all right?
- Doctor Who | Four, Rose, Ten | PG | The Corn Dog Mafia
- Rose wakes up in the TARDIS with no memory of why she got knocked out. And then there’s the strange man with a long scarf.
- Doctor Who | One-Seven, Ace, various | G | Gearbox (The Won't Miss a Piece Remix)
- “How does the TARDIS work?” asks Ace.
- Madoka Magica | all | K | Five little Megukas
- And then there was one.
- Doctor Who, AtLA | Toph, Donna | G | no place that far
- Toph tries TARDIS-bending? Perhaps Donna hollers at her for it.
- Doctor Who | Martha, Two | T | A Moment's Grace
- On the eve of her return to England, a weary Martha Jones meets an old friend for the first time.
- Hellsing | Arthur, Islands, Penwood | T | Hellsing: Section Eight
- It didn't take Islands long to realize that Arthur had gone insane. Pre-Dawn era.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | T | Familiar Voices
- Integra thinks Alucard speaks in an American accent just to piss her off and, to some extent, she’s right.
- Hellsing | Seras, Alucard, Walter, Integra | G | Drive
- Seras Victoria attempts to return some normality to her life by finishing learning to drive. However she does not have a good teacher.
- Hellsing | Seras, Integra, Alucard, Walter | M | Fifteen Hundred
- Getting used to her new life and the Hellsing organisation is daunting for Seras, especially when so very much is often left unsaid, and everyone else seems to understand their duties.
- Hellsing | Integra/Seras | M | Genuine Need
- For the IJ Porn Battle prompt Seras/Sir Integra, virgins
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | M | Confrontation
- Smut. Tentacles. Talk of torture. Also humor, I hope.
- Hellsing | Integra/Heinkel | M | Dominance
- D/s shower sex.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra/? | G | Trouble
- Alucard sensed trouble from the moment he awoke.
- Hellsing | Integra | T | Nightwalker
- Good afternoon, Miss Hellsing. I am Doctor Karloff. I am your psychiatrist for the duration of your stay here.
- Harry Potter | Harry, Hermione, Ron, others | T | The Eleventh Birthdays
- Voldemort wins the First Wizarding War. The trio comes of age anyway.
- Doctor Who (2005), Red Dwarf | Ten, Dwarfers | G | Cassandra Truth
- The Dwarf gets a visitor.
- Homestuck | John, Rose, darkness | T | She Smiles
- It’s funny that the language of the wind is the Eldritch tongue and that Rose is the only one on Earth who can understand you.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | HomuMado | G | Outside the Box Failures
- Twice, Homura tries to get Madoka to leave instead.
- Stargate Atlantis, Muppet Show | ensemble | G | Take Atlantis
- Atlantis is stuck with some guests for a week. [Muppets crossover.]
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | HomuMado, KyoSaya | PG | Truth and Illusion
- "I've, um, been dreaming." She closes her eyes because it's easier to ignore Mami and Homura's stares. "In, in my dream I'm still in bed, but I-I'm not alone, Sayaka's next to me but she's not breathing, she's-"
- Harry Potter | Dudley, various | T | Dudley Dursley and the New Normal
- Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him. (Werewolf!Dudley.)
- kaz | Tolkien meta is the *best* meta
- English Idioms and Idiomatic Expressions - UsingEnglish.com
- Here, we provide a dictionary of 3,743 English idiomatic expressions with definitions.
- Designer Direct Custom Jewelry by artmasters on Etsy
- Gorgeous custom-made rings. These belong in a magical girl story.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | T | one-sentence angst fics
- 1. Mixed messages When Jon wakes on Saturday morning his voice mail is full of Stephen; cocky, seductive, giddy, exuberant, taunting, sullen, tearful and small.
- Doctor Who/Stargate: Atlantis | Doctors, Rodney | PG | The Holes In The Ground
- Later, Rodney never quite links the first encounter to all of the ones that come after it; for one thing, he's only eight years old when it happens. For another, it's the only time that the ridiculous scarf makes an appearance.
- Harry Potter | Ron/Draco, crack | R | Harry Potter and the Rainbow Explosion
- In which everyone is very, very gay. And stuff happens.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, lesbian OCs | PG | Not Always the Same Joke
- Two teen angels who met their Maker in the '80s are sent back to Earth to re-establish contact with one of Heaven's agents and to keep an eye on kids.
- Doctor Who | Bernice Summerfield, Sarah Jane, River Song, Time Lords | G | Two Time Travelling Archaeologists Walk into a Bar
- Two time travelling archaeologists, getting drunk, telling stories and piecing together the past and the future. As one does.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", staff | PG | A Colbert Christmas Carol
- The other Christmas Carol AU featuring "Stephen" as Scrooge.
- assorted Avengers, Sherlock, and others snippets | various | Works No Longer In Progress, 2012
- Magical realism Pepper | bad-boy Steve | an average joe working in Stark Tower | Pepper roleplays rescuing Tony | sick!fic where Steve is reverted to pre-Serum | Steve+Natasha, pretending to be married | Steve+Tony, pretending to be married | comics and DVDs pulled from our universe to Marvel's | Pepper, Coulson, and Hill getting drunk and being a meme | Fury gets a kitten (MIGHTY BYGUL) | Sherlock kidfic
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, baby | PG-13 | That Time They Raised the Messiah
- Crowley had once mentioned he might like a cat. There was, however, a bit of a leap from "cat" to "infant Messiah."
- Madoka Magica | Sayaka, Homura/Madokami, gods | T | Suitors
- A newly ascended goddess is a rare thing in the higher planes of existence, and competition for Madoka's hand in marriage can be quite fierce.
- Glee | Sam, family, Kurt/Blaine, Quinn | PG-13 | All Your Midday Prayers
- When Kurt and Blaine offer to babysit Sam’s brother and sister, it hits Sam a little harder than he expected. And not in a good way.
- Doctor Who | Eleven, Donna, Amy | G | Hello Spaceboy
- Metacrisis shmetacrisis. The DoctorDonna does the Eleventh Hour.
- Glee | Santana, Kurt/Blaine | R | Familiarity
- "Seriously, don't mind me, you two keep going. But do you think you could lose the shirts?"
- Glee | ensemble, s2 canon pairings | PG-13 | B-Sides
- Six ficlets about a handful of the untold stories in the episode “Rumors,” with each one based on one of the songs on the album Rumors not sung in the episode. Each ficlet can be read as a stand-alone.
- Glee | Kurt/Blaine, Finn/Rachel, Lauren/Puck, Brittany/Santana, others | PG-13 | A Fortune For Your Disaster
- Kurt and Blaine attempt to make an internet talk show as awesome as Fondue for Two. (They fail.)
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, plants | PG | from the void abyss by myriads came
- Humans, having received proof of intelligent life on another planet, are sending a manned spacecraft to visit an alien race that calls itself the Siigan. Aziraphale is tasked to keep the spacecraft from exploding along the way. Unfortunately for him, Crowley decides to tag along.
- Black Books | Fran, Bernard | G | Moving In
- Fran's got a new neighbor.
- Better Off Ted | Ted, Linda, Veronica, Rose, Lem, Phil | T | The Unicorn Project
- Veridian Dynamics decides to make a unicorn in response to the company's terrible polling numbers with children.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat | PG | 25 December 3002527
- Rimmer sighed, head in hand as he stared at the date readout. It was their 27th year stuck on Red Dwarf, with not much else besides rogue droids and the occasional GELF to give a bit of shakeup to their lives.
- Better Off Ted | Lem/Phil, others | T | They Blinded Each Other with Science!
- It should be understood that what happened was for science. And the betterment of the species. And possibly meant that reviewers should read project requirements more carefully.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, ensemble | M | Santamental
- “Because I’m Catholic, and Republican, I don’t believe in drugs or cohabitation. I believe in liquor and serial matrimony.”
- Hobbes and Bacon (Calvin & Hobbes) | Calvin/Susie, Hobbes, Mr. Bun, Bacon | G | "Worked okay so far?"
- Sometimes Susie worries about whether her daughter's fantasy life is actually fantasy.
- The Muppets, Twilight Zone | Gonzo, Rod Serling | G | Submitted For Your Approval
- A freak accident turns Gonzo’s latest stunt into a one-way ticket into the unknown.
- The Newsroom | Sloan, Mac | G | To See The Old Gods Go
- Sloan wants to stand witness.
- Disney | Aladdin/Jasmine, OCs | T | Harem
- Aladdin gains a harem. Post marriage, comes with the position.
- Pet Shop of Horrors, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | D, Willy Wonka | T | Nature
- Count D and Willy Wonka. Think about it.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Rachel, Nate Silver, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Elizabeth Warren, correspondents | G | Ye Merrie Olde Adventures of Duke Stephen (and His Knights)
- It all started when the new young Duke, Lord Stephen de Colbert, finally got around to arresting that loudmouthed troubadour — the one who wouldn't stop badmouthing him all over the Duchy of Newest York.
- Stargate: Atlantis | Parrish, Brown | PG-13 | Botany Strike Back
- "Oh, I see how it is. Botany's not a real science; it's just a bunch of plants. No one ever wants to take a botanist hostage, it's always "oh, Doctor McKay, could you build us a bomb," or "construct a death ray or die"."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | E | Beauty
- Leon finds Count D at long last, but doesn't find what he expects.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender | Azula, Ursa | G | Of the Fruit (and Not the Flower)
- I commanded [fire], like an arm or a leg or a finger. The fire became a part of me. My father would search the archives later and discover that I was the youngest firebender ever who hadn't also turned out to be the Avatar. And my father swept me up into an embrace and said, My Azula, in a voice of so much pride, so much pride. It was as if I possessed the whole world.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Leon, jaguar | G | ...Can't Change Its Spots
- Of jaguars, detectives, and disgruntled kami.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Grandpa D | G | Strawberries
- Strawberries will cure a variety of illnesses, including failed-transformation-induced-headaches. [Spoilers for volume 10.]
- Homestuck | fantroll | G | Doomscape
- Help Shiloh escape her hive and see the outside world for the first time.
- Star Trek | Picard/Q | R | Reality
- Picard, Q, conversations, and manipulation during the Dominion War.
- Animorphs | everybody | K | Animorphs: Facebook News Feed Edition
- Jake changed his privacy settings. Comment: I can't tell you my last name.
- Fake News, Harry Potter, House, Hetalia | "Stephen"/various | T | The Eagle has Landed
- Stephen Colbert meets his idols. Guest-stars James Potter, House, and America.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Luke, ensemble | K | Five Ways the Bane Didn't Return for Luke Smith
- The Bane created Luke Smith and he helped destroy the Bane Mother. The Bane are not amused and would like retribution.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Aphasia | M | it's a hard knock life
- For Alice, who wanted Santana growing up in Lima Heights Adjacent and being shown the ropes by Aphasia.
- Avengers | Steve, others | PG | fragments
- Steve isn't used to this new world. Clothing doesn't fit the same, food tastes different, even people sound different. Some days he can put it to the back of his mind and focus on being the 'Golden Boy' America expects him to be, but sometimes he can't handle it and just needs to lock himself in his room to face his problems.
- Fake News | ensemble | G | Pet Shop of Humors
- The AU where they are all pets in a pet store.
- Fake News/Star Trek | Jon/"Stephen", others | NC-17 | Logical Conclusions
- Jon is part Vulcan, and "Stephen" is a member of his crew. Keeping with convention, they're stranded together while Jon is in pon farr.
- Sailor Moon | Minako, CereCere | G | Love or Duty
- Choosing between love and duty is difficult when you're young.
- Fake News | Jon | G | Happy Birthday, Jon
- The psychiatric evaluation had been less rigorous this time around. Probably because there was less at stake now. I mean, they couldn't really forbid him to Rendezvous, could they?
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | PG-13 | Like a Dream
- Time travel to the 1980s!
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Grandpa D | PG | Distant
- "I am afraid that he has returned to China," said Grandpa D, not sounding the least bit apologetic. Kinda smug, really.
- Harry Potter | Fred, family | PG | Changeling
- Fred wants a dog more than anything, and he'll do anything to get one. Anything at all.
- Dollhouse, Sherlock Holmes | Sierra/Victor, Topher, Ivy | G | Whatever Remains, However Improbable
- Victor and Sierra are imprinted as Holmes and Watson, but the engagement does not go as planned.
- Troll Romance Shipping Grid Maker
- Enter symbols or initials for characters in the text box, separated by commas (the text box will accept basic html, including img tags, but keep them small).
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Till Death Do Us Part
- Chris Christie vetoes the New Jersey gay marriage bill, and New Jersey resident "Stephen" wants Jon to know he isn't completely and utterly devastated by the news. Really, he's not.
- BBC Sherlock | Molly/Irene, Sally, Sherlock, John | NC-17 | Easy as O, A, B
- In which Molly Hooper has a very strange week, some very good sex, and a great deal of ice cream.
- Star Wars, Discworld | a Jedi, DEATH | G | Only The Force, They Said
- This is set during the dramatic Jedi vs. droids battle on Geonosis. At one point, Obi-Wan checks the pulse of a dead comrade. Gabri is the dead comrade.
- Doctor Who, Futurama | Fry/Leela, Leela/Ten, Bender, ensemble | T | Future Trauma
- When the endangered animal Planet Express is delivering gets loose, and whole cities begin dying at once on the planet Doom, Leela, Fry, and Bender must rely on help from a strange man wearing a pinstripe suit, who might be -- horror of all horrors! -- a bigger thief and liar than Bender! Oh no!
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | M | Ain't Nothing But Mammals
- Jon/"Stephen", knotting.
- Harry Potter, Winnie the Pooh | Snape, Eeyore | K | In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey
- In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka, Homura, ensemble | T | Stargazing
- In Valhalla, it is considered good manners to watch the Goddess release a Puella Magi, but everyone watches as she brings the oldest of the Magical Girls, Akemi Homura, home.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Leon(, D), Chris | G | disciple
- They were, at least, used to American tourists in Beijing, even if occasionally someone stopped to take a picture of the tall, blonde man in the ripped jeans and frayed t-shirt.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Irene | T | Thoughts without Words
- A romance set to music, with a special appearance by Miss Adler.
- Harry Potter/Narnia | Lily, Petunia, Susan | G | The Made-Up Things
- When Petunia was a child, her mother would tell her stories of fairy countries. Except they weren’t like Neverland or Oz, because in these stories, people–or animals, sometimes–died.
- Utena | Utena/Anthy, Wakaba, others | K+ | Letter To My Prince
- An excerpt from Utena's diary, in which she tells what she thinks of Anthy, of how Wakaba told her what she thought of Anthy--and of how Anthy let slip a bit too much of her true nature.
- Futurama | Fry/Leela, others | M | Five Ways That Forced Intimacy Clichés Made Fry and Leela Do It (And One Way That Didn’t)
- "So," Leela said, "we seem to be the last two people in the Universe."
- Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who , Red Dwarf | Arthur, Ford, Jack, Rose, Nine, Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Holly | T | The Doctor, Rose, Jack, Lister, Rimmer, the Cat, Arthur, and Ford play "I Never."
- What is says on the tin.
- Red Dwarf | Kryten, Kochanski | G | Code Error
- Kryten attempts to reprogram himself to suit his new classification as female. It doesn't take.
- Homestuck, Red Dwarf | Dwarfers, Talkie Toaster, trolls | T | The Voyage Of The Scarlet Smallone
- TA: Ye2... you do alway2 2eem to a2k the 2ame que2tiion, though. TA: Over and over. GG: There shall be new ways to ask it.
- Red Dwarf, Doctor Who | Martha/Rimmer, Ten | G | How To Save A Life (Ish)
- Sometimes what you get isn't what it seems - and further proof that Martha can sort out everyone's problems. Well, almost.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Holly | R | It's This Or Board Games
- Holly knows Rimmer inside out and sometimes she plays with him a little.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer | G | The List Goes Up to #120
- Two items from a list of reasons why Rimmer doesn't like Kochanski.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat, Holly, babies | G | Dawn of Humanity, Take Two
- Lister makes some babies. Rimmer has trouble dealing with it.
- Fake News, His Dark Materials | Stephen, family | PG-13 | The White Trout
- Stephen's daemon settles into a trout. Trouts are kind of a thing in Irish folklore.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | M | Origins of a Habit
- five times jon accidentally upset character!stephen and had to be "punished" (the bdsm edition)
- Sherlock, Harry Potter | Harry/Mycroft, Sherlock/John | T | Whispers in Corners
- Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium. AUish HP x Sherlock, the BBC version not Victorian, crossover, eventual slash.
- Stargate Atlantis | Rodney/John, others | NC-17 | Advantage
- "And whatever the Athusong city guards may claim, I was not treating Major Sheppard like a servant. I was treating Major Sheppard exactly the way I always treat him --"
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, others | NC-17 | Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act
- Tag for 3x03 Irresistible. Rodney fails at getting his revenge, and Sheppard fails at getting his point across.
- Sherlock, Nightmare Before Christmas | John/Sherlock, Jack/Sally, Mycroft, others | T | Skeletons
- Sherlock's refusal to talk about his past hides far more skeletons than John could ever have guessed at. Halloween-esque AU.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Ron/Hermione | PG-13 | Find Our Mortal World Enough
- They'll do anything to protect him, whether he likes it or not.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Ron/Hermione | PG-13 | Cake
- "You would think they hard better things to do that go around spreading ridiculous rumors—"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sailor Moon | Buffy, Minako, others | G | Not the Only Girl In All the World
- A female hero in London makes Buffy feel less alone, and inspires a different choice on Halloween.
- Lord of the Rings | Legolas/Gimli, Aragorn/Arwen, Frodo/Sam, others | PG-13 | Kaleidoscope
- With every turn of the kaleidoscope the view channges, and what seemed familiar looks strange and different. Legolas and Gimli travel home together.
- 29a.ch - Neonflames
- Paint your own nebula!
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | PG-13 | Top Heavy
- Rimmer enjoys the benefits of Lister’s mishap with the medi-bot.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, others | PG | R'matke
- After the Spoon of Destiny didn't work, this is what should have happened…
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | File > Save As
- "Stephen" has a cleverly named "Not Gay Porn" directory somewhere on his system.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie/Jeeves | G | Compromise
- The Jeeves's incredible sensory array allows it to notice the slightest interference in its environment.
- Sherlock | John & Sherlock | PG | No Limited Dimensions
- My giftee asked for omegaverse and a character waking up in a strange/altered environment (à la Life On Mars). So I wrote gen omegaverse, because that's how I roll.
- Animaniacs/Jane Eyre | Pinky/Brain, ensemble | G | Jane Narf
- I was born in 1820, a harsh time of change in England. There was no place for the white mouse or the lab rat. I had no father or mother, brother or sister. As a pinky, I was raised by my experimenter, Dr. Reed of Gateshead Labs. I do not remember that he ever spoke one kind word to me, unless you count the word food-pellet, which is really two words, isn't it? Do hyphens count?
- The Avengers | Clint/Coulson, Clint & Natasha | X | Won't You Please (Leave Your Mark On Me)
- Clint really likes handcuffs; he’s just not sure how to tell Phil that. Which is a problem since they’ve been sleeping together for a few months now.
- Lord of the Rings | Legolas/Gimli | G | Untying Knots
- Elves were rumored in fable and legend to be creatures of fanatical cleanliness, whether it be in a jest or woven into the lyrical words of a love ballad, it was, to say the least, made note of.
- Lord of the Rings | Legolas/Gimli, others | A | They Say of Elves
- Durin's Beard, he wasn't subtle, was he? ``Visit the tunnels and caverns of your people, Gimli, my friend,'' indeed. I just bet he was eager to visit my caverns. Elves are all the same.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, others | T | Happily Ever After
- This is a series of one-shot sequels to The Way to an Heir and The Way to Raise an Heir. Some people expressed interest in stories focusing on Alucard and Integra's "happily ever after", so I'm writing some short stories about their travels around the globe after they both earned their freedom.
- Hellsing | young!Walter/Alucard | T | Helping Hand
- When Alucard winds up in a difficult situation at the hands of abusive soldiers, Walter is the only one to offer a hand to help. Will she accept it, or push him away?
- Harry Potter | Albus Severus, others | T | Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus
- This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Ginny, Ron, others | M | Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always
- AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
- Sherlock Holmes/House of Leaves | Holmes/Watson | R | The Baker Street Record
- THE BAKER STREET RECORD by Dr. John. H. Watson introduction & notes by Arthur Conan Doyle this is not for you.
- Sherlock, A Study in Emerald | Holmes, Watson, Irene, unspeakable horrors | T | The Queen's Guard
- In the caves of Afghanistan, John died once already. But in a world ruled by creatures more terrible than divine, death isn't always permanent, and when a half-human stranger stumbles into his life, John has to decide what he hates more: the Royal bloodline, or that peculiar heart which won't let him die...
- Fingersmith | Sue/Maud | R | Unable to Comply
- Maud tries to atone for her sins. She learned it in a book.
- Fake News | Olivia, Kristen | PG-13 | Go Fish
- Olivia is a beautiful bed slave given to Kristen as a gift it would be dangerous to refuse. Kristen is a Very Good Feminist who realises it would be wrong to succumb to Olivia's enthusiastic seduction attempts, but damn, it is hard to resist!
- Homestuck | evil!John, Karkat | T | Prize
- For the prompt: In which the real reason everything is fucked is because John is evil. We're talking pure fucking evil here, makes Jack Noir look like a girl scout, made all the more potent by the fact that John was a really nice guy up until the point where he literally tore someone into pieces.
- Disney | Aurora/Malificent, various | G | Sickeningly Sweethearts
- Any villain/their associated hero. Any Disney hero gets together with their villain (preferences are Maleficent/Aurora or Aladdin/Mozenrath, but I'll accept any). Said hero's friends are a bit sniffy about it in the beginning, but start to warm up after a while. There's just one problem. The hero/villain couple is just so. Damn. Soppy.
- Avengers | team | T | The Photograph
- Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.
- Princess Tutu | Ahiru/Fakir, Autor, Drosselmeyer | G | How To Construct A Masterpiece
- It is a far greater task to craft your own story than to modify that of a greater writer. Fortunately, Autor can help with that.
- Princess Tutu | Uzura | G | From The Ashes
- Uzura misses someone.
- Princess Tutu | OC | T | The Untold Story
- There are few stories better left unsaid: those which might bring danger, those which might bring sorrow, and those without any value whatsoever. Franz Boehm's is the latter.
- The West Wing/politics/The Newsroom | Barack Obama, Jed Bartlett, Will McAvoy, Jim Lehrer | G | Two Presidents, Smoking and Scheming
- OBAMA (following Bartlet inside) I can understand why you’re upset, Jed. BARTLET Did your staff let you know the debate was gonna be on television?
- Princess Tutu | Fakir/Ahiru | G | Epilogue
- Years later, in a bookshop. Spoilers for series end.
- Princess Tutu | Fakir/Ahiru, Charon | G | Natural
- Fathers can't help but worry when their sons decide to get married!
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Juri/Shiori | K+ | Five Senses of Jealousy
- Series, spoilers. A Shiori short. What one friend wants is not what another owns what Shiori has always hoped for is nothing and everything that Juri might have to offer.
- Princess Tutu | Pique, Lilie | K+ | Where Stories Go
- Pique and Lilie face a brave new world.
- Princess Tutu | Pique, Lilie | K | The Mirror Blue Night
- Post series: what if always isn't what you remember? A snapshot of Pike and Lilie's friendship, life, and memories after the fairy tale ends.
- PEACE NOW USA
- Awesome clothing design references.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Red Dwarf | ensemble | G | Which Came First, The Wooster or the Smeg?
- I gaped in horror at the four men who had suddenly appeared in my living room as they bickered over the strange device they held.
- Harry Potter/Discworld | DEATH, ensemble | T | End of the Line
- The Guard's face turned towards him, and if Snape had been anyone else he might have shivered, or stepped back. Once you'd faced Voldemort, it was unlikely you'd scare easily at anything else. Still, it was an uncommonly thin face, one might even say skeletal.
- Homestuck | Rose/Vriska | T | Don't you see? We were meant to 8e 8est h8friends forever.
- Rose and Vriska explore this human emotion called friendship. Everyone else is suitably terrified.
- Harry Potter/Discworld | the Wee Free Men, McGonagall, others | T | There Can Be Only One
- Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
- Baby-Sitters Club, Buffy the Vampire Slayer | the club, ensemble | K+ | The BSC, Vampire Slayers
- Whether they're sitting for the neighborhood kids or slaying vampires, the BSC will always be best friends!
- Sherlock, Harry Potter | Sherlock, John, Luna | G | The Case of the Unwelcome Owl
- "So," said John, feeling out of his depth once again. "An owl." It was the same mild, politely curious tone of voice with which he had previously found himself uttering such things as: "So – three bags of frozen AB negative," and "So – a selection of human ears."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Kristen/Olivia | PG-13 | Omegaverse ficlets
- Jon really wants to make this monogamy thing work. Trouble is, after two days with a "Stephen" in heat, he is exhausted. / The controversy after Olivia was hired by TDS, because yeah, she's a woman, but she's an alpha woman, which means she's just another tool in Jon Stewart's sexist upholding of the phallocentric oppression of beta and omega women.
- Glee | Sue/Emma, Shannon, students | NC-17 | So You’ve Left Your Fiancé And Moved In With Sue Sylvester
- During the first weeks of summer, a newly single Emma shows up on Sue’s doorstep needing a place to stay. Moving in with Sue and Shannon, however, results in some unexpected changes Emma isn’t sure she’s ready to accept.
- DCU Animated | Batman/Wonder Woman, JLA | T | Aspire to Touch the Sky
- With the dramatic arrival of Diana, who some are calling "Wonder Woman," the island of Themyscira rejoined the modern world. Talks between the Amazon Nation and Washington in the last week have been kept quiet, but a source close to the White House suggests a surprising announcement may be forthcoming--
- Doctor Who/Babysitters Club | Eleven, Stacey, Mallory, ensemble | G | Babysitter of the Daleks
- It's a Baby-sitters Club Christmas Super Special crossover with Doctor Who, and it's split into chapters and has illustrations and everything!
- Doctor Who | Eleven, Oswin | G | Everything But the Kitchen Sink
- Another important lesson Oswin learns is that creeping up on the Doctor while he sleeps and shouting, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" in his ear is only funny to her.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Miranda/Andy | M | The Lily and the Crown
- Andy the nerdy botanist gets an unexpected new companion on her father's space station.
- Harry Potter | Dennis Creevey, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Dumbledore, others | PG-13 | Creevey at Large
- In order to set right what is wrong, Dennis Creevey travels in time with unfortunate (and sometimes extremely cracky) consequences.
- Useful Legal Documents For Designers (PDF/DOC) | Smashing Magazine
- Ideally, your contract should be a combination of industry standards, legal protection and personal preferences. To help you get started, here’s a set of 10 basic agreements for a variety of common business situations that creative professionals face.
- Jeeves & Wooster, Victor/Victoria | Jeeves, Bertie, Victor(ia) | G | Jeeves And Wooster In A Semi-Famous Paris Nightclub
- "This Victor chappie can certainly belt out a snappy tune, eh, Reg?"
- But I'm A Cat Person | Sparrow/Reseda | NC-17 | Your Kink Is Not My Master's Kink (And That's Okay)
- "Do you think you could - I don't know, purr?"
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter | PG | Familiar Voices + Reasoning + Mimicry
- Integra thinks Alucard speaks in an American accent just to piss her off and, to some extent, she’s right.
- Harry Potter | Luna, Ginny | K+ | Girls In Glass Houses
- While in the Hospital Wing after being taken to the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny enounters the one person willing to ask her what really happened: Luna Lovegood.
- Lilo & Stitch | Lilo, Cobra, OCs | R | Six Hundred and Twenty-Four Times Seven
- Experiment-hunting takes its toll on Lilo.
- House M.D. | House/Wilson/Cuddy | T | And Baby Makes Four
- It's a series of snapshots of *one* possible version of H/W/Cu, it blatantly ignores all canon after S2, and if you're expecting fluffy puppy spawn fic...then you don't know me very well ;-P
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Party time
- “Yes, sir. The Venerable Thomas Dealty introduced the custom at St. Mary's Church in Swillington based on the Hindu custom of throwing rice at weddings.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | location, location, location
- "Not in the safari pamphlet, as it were."
- Sailor Moon | Pluto/Demando, others | T | Knocking On Forbidden Doors
- A peculiar tale of Demando and Setsuna, and what might happen if both decided against the greater goods of their respective peoples.
- Sailor Moon | ensemble | G | DiC On Trial
- HERALD ELANOR: (reads off a short list) Assorted "Sailor Moon" cast members are suing DiC for various crimes, slanders, libels, and providing people with crappy dub voices.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | PG | Of Love and Other Catastrophes
- A mix of romance and comedy, in which Usagi makes a *little* wish for an exotic vacation, then lo and behold... it gets granted! Usagi is with King Endymion and Neo-Queen Serenity is tossing insults with Mamoru...
- Sailor Moon | Outers | G | A Strange Day, or The Outer Senshi Wander Into A Woodshed
- "I guess we'll just have to make do with what we have," Pluto suggested, gesturing towards the garden tools stacked against the wall.
- Manga Style!
- The definitive archive of artbook scans and translated notes.
- Madoka Magica | Kyoko, Charlotte, others | T | Celebrity Status
- Sharing is caring. — Kyouko, Charlotte. AU.
- Sailor Moon | Ami | G | Mizuno Reaction
- Ami's accomplishments in chemistry.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Minako | G | A Chill in the Night
- Minako wakes up in the middle of the night.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/various | T | Five People Rei Never Kissed
- Hey, a self explanatory title, neat.
- Sailor Moon | Motoki/Reika, Ail, An | G | Phosphorous
- Reika and Motoki are kidnapped by aliens to be fed to the Doom Tree.
- Sherlock | John, Mycroft, Sherlock | M | you'll never be alone in the bone orchard
- John Watson meets Mycroft Holmes one day early. The world tilts slightly on its axis.
- Sailor Moon | Motoki, Shitennou | T | New Kid in Town
- Motoki's rather skeptical about Mamoru's new friends.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | PG-13 | Undiscovered Country
- Culverton Smith's poison box fells the wrong victim.
- Sailor Moon | Chibusa, Usagi/Mamoru, others | T | Sixteen
- Chibiusa feels a strange force pulling her back to Old Tokyo as she celebrates her 16th birthday in the 30th century. The determined princess travels through space and time again after so many years have passed, but why?
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Minako | T | Nowhere Fast
- Minako liked guys. But liking guys had nothing to do with wanting to be one. ReiMina, Sailor V-based fluffy fluff fluff.
- Harry Potter | Harry, James, others | T | Across the Universe
- James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived.
- Sailor Moon Uncensored
- This website is totally devoted to exposing the differences between the English DiC and the Cloverway versions of Sailor Moon to the original Japanese version.
- Harry Potter | Dean, Jusin, Hermione, Colin, OCs | G | Muggle Studies fic
- In 1990, prominent Muggleborn research wizard Cromwell Albertson embarked on an ambitious project. Inspired by Muggle Michael Apted’s “Seven Up!” documentary series, he chose six students from controversial headmaster Albus Dumbledore’s list of Muggle-borns to be admitted to Hogwarts in 1991 and 1992 and went to their homes to interview them – before and after their life-changing discovery of their wizarding talent.
- The Nicest Place on the Internet
- Hugs!
- Normal Breasts Gallery, part 1 - pictures of different size and shape breasts. Women who have not been pregnant.
- But, in reality female breasts come in all kinds of sizes and shapes. These breast pictures are here to let you see normal breasts.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Like America
- Stephen slapped his mug down on the kitchen table after a long refreshing gulp and smacked his lips together in approval. This morning tasted like America. And he was ready to dig in.
- Doctor Who | OC POV | G | The God of the Blue Box
- As the origins of mythological stories are lost in time, the stories themselves tend to get a bit fuzzy around the edges.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Extra Winnings (Drabble Set)
- The titles are the themes chosen by :iconcolbertnsfw: for the drabbles; the pairing is Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert.
- Doctor Who | One through Ten, companions | G | Matryoshka
- Being out of time and space isn't just upsetting – it's also very, very boring. Especially when the Doctor has to live it time and again, and the only person to help him out of the mess is himself. And himself. And himself, himself, himself, himself and himself. Oh, and himself and himself.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Donna, OCs | G | All the King's Horses
- A star empire is menaced by deadly creatures from the time of Rassilon. Will one lone Time Lord and a human companion be enough to defeat them?
- Doctor Who | Nine & Jack | G | Choices
- Jack gets a clearer insight into his relationship with the Doctor when they run afoul of some Time Agents. Sequel to "Clues".
- Doctor Who | Nine, Jack, Rose | G | Clues
- Captain Jack Harkness never met a puzzle that he didn't want to solve, and the Doctor is the most intriguing puzzle he's ever encountered. Missing scene(s) following The Doctor Dances.
- Doctor Who | Amy/Rory, girl!Twelve/River | PG | This is (Probably) Perfectly Normal
- The Doctor regenerates as a woman, River ruins some of the local geography, and Rory may or may not be wearing Amy's underwear.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Mistaken identity
- “Might I inquire why you are in that tree, sir?”
- Lord of the Rings | OC, Aragorn, Bilbo, various | A | Magda's Tale (WIP, abandoned)
- What does the barmaid at the Prancing Pony do to earn a little extra coin? Read on, and find out. Features Breelanders, Rangers, Dunedain, Barliman Butterbur, Bill Ferny, Nob, Bob, and the various humans, dwarves and hobbits and other creatures who inhabit or pass through Bree.
- Stargate | Sheppard, McKay, O'Neill, OCs | PG-15 | Four People Who Got the Job (and One Who Didn't)
- Further SGC/SGA new-hire interviews.
- Justice League Unlimited | team | PG-13 | I, Janitor
- Okay, so maybe he isn't saving the world. Still, it's the best job he's ever had.
- Doctor Who | One | G | First Love
- I was prompted to write about the Doctor's first love. Naturally, I can never do exactly what I'm asked to.
- Doctor Who | Four, Romana | G | Echoes of Gallifrey
- The Doctor, Romana, lunch and an echo of things to come.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master | PG | Passing Notes
- Were they passing notes like schoolboys now? Well, two could play at that game!
- Doctor Who | Doctor, Master | G | Paleolinguistics (The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis Remix)
- The Master dreams in Gallifreyan now.
- Beauty & The Beast | Gaston, Belle | G | A Dream Come True
- Gaston is the epitome of masculinity, but he uses that and his aggressive nature to cover up his struggle with his own sexuality. The day he goes over to Belle's to ask her to marry him, he breaks down and confesses that he thinks he is gay, but knows that the consequences of this getting out to the people of the town are dire and could ruin him for life.
- Book of Genesis(/Doctor Who) | Cain, Abel | PG | Omphalos theory fan fiction
- That would mean that as Adam and Eve and the still-legged serpent walked in Eden, somewhere in antediluvian Mesopotamia, there already existed paintings — human paintings — in Australia and France. And those already-existing paintings already appeared to be many thousands of years old.
- Lilo & Stitch | Lilo, Cobra | G | Uncle Bubbles
- When Lilo told the class she'd be bringing "her Uncle Bubbles" to class for show and tell, they braced themselves, figuring "Uncle Bubbles" was another of Lilo's crazy pets.
- Labyrinth | Jareth/Sarah | G | Blind Date
- Ten years after the Labyrinth, Sarah's friend sets her up on a date with the new guy from the office.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, kid | T | Reignite
- John and Mary have a son, Hamish, then Mary gets ill and dies. John, who wasn't previously on speaking terms with Sherlock, moves back to Baker Street with Hamish in tow because he can't afford anywhere else on his own.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney/Teyla, kid | G | And I miss you still
- They live near the ocean now.
- Harry Potter | Sirius/Remus, Harry, others | E | The Maddest House
- After the events of Halloween 1981, Sirius Black finds himself raising Harry, with the assistance of Remus, in a world where Voldemort never disappears for 11 years.
- DC Comics | Clark/Martha Stewart | R | [untitled f!s crackfic] (WIP)
- My brain now wants me to write Superman/Martha Stewart fic....dammit.
- DCU | Clark/Bruce, Diana, Felix Faust | PG-13 | Kiss and Tell
- When Batman and Wonder Woman have their bodies switched, Bruce has to pretend to be Diana...and tonight she's going on a date with Superman.
- Animorphs | Visser One, Visser Three, Eva, others | PG | The Other Attack:
- After the war, Eva tells the Animorphs the story of this one time the Ellimist made the top five Vissers fight to the death against an alien species.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Luke, ensemble | T | First Week
- Sarah Jane's got a kid, the word has spread and the Cavalry arrives! Though having your home invaded by past UNIT members and their kids is rarely a good thing.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender, Harry Potter | Katara/Hermione, others | Theory In Practice
- "All right," the young woman says, brushing herself off briskly, apparently undaunted by the half-dozen Water Tribe guards who moved to surround her the moment she came through the portal. "Take me to your library."
- Avatar: The Last Airbender | Katara/Zuko, others | NR | a deep delight of the blood
- "Me. You could practice on me. If I'm telling you that you can do it, it can't be wrong to practice - just in case - "
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Irene | R | insanenoodlyguy: (Awesomeface) Holmes and Irene, Chapter 6
- "WOULD YOU LIKE TO AWKWARDLY FONDLE EACH OTHER AND PLAY RISK," begged Irene one Friday night on Baker's Street. "I FEEL WE COULD IMPROVE OUR PHYSICAL INTIMACY THAT WAY."
- Doctor Who | Eleven/River, kid | G | Time and Relatives in Space
- The terribly difficult angsty teenagerhood of Amelia Song.
- Sailor Moon | OCs, future!senshi | M | Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Orion
- Story of the Crystal Tokyo-era Sailors Orion and America.
- Buffy/Wallace and Gromit | Wallace, Gromit, Xander, Harmony, ensemble | K+ | The Right Technology
- When Xander meets a stranger in a small British town, it's the start of a grand adventure...
- House M.D. | House/Wilson | G | Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon
- The AU where Wilson is a mod of fail_fandomanon.
- Narnia/Sherlock Holmes | Polly, Digory, Watson, Holmes | K | Modus Ponendo Ponens, Or: The House Call
- Containing the tragic result of the war between Digory Kirke and Gravity; the many ruminations upon Kirkes and Ketterleys by one Polly Plummer; a charismatic and capable Doctor; and his clever Manservant, who is not quite what he appears.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, ensemble | T | The Sacred and the Profane
- In another universe, the thought stopped there. The angel remained an angel, although occasionally he was disturbingly wrathful.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, Pluto, Chibiusa, Naru/Nephrite | G | Time Twister + Dream World
- A story of life and death, why mucking with the past is Not A Good Thing, and the difference that one person can make. [Retrieved from the Internet Archive]
- Star Wars | OCs, Jedi | K | Paper Trail
- A New Maadrik Examiner EXCLUSIVE! SUPER BABY SHOCKS TOWN Heej Infant Displays Amazing, Jedi-like Powers
- Sailor Moon | Inners | K+ | Motocrossed
- Minako is tired of going everywhere on foot as a Sailor Senshi. While watching TV with Usagi and Shingo, she suddenly comes up with a solution. But will the other Sailor Senshi go along with it?
- Sailor Moon | Pluto/Charon, ensemble, Kakeru/Himeko | PG | Renaissance
- The discovery of a stasis-locked coffin on the Moon marks the end of the world's ability to ignore the existence of the Sailor Senshi, and the latest incarnation of Pluto's eternal companion awakens.
- Sailor Moon | Shitennou | T | Road Kill
- The Youma spies had determined that the girls had taken a trip and would be staying at a resort for at least two weeks – plenty of time for them to catch up and destroy them when they least expected it. Providing, of course, that they all survived this road trip.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, the Brig, Harry, Yates, Benton | T | UNIT Shots
- What happens when you leave Sarah Jane on Earth with four of the best Military men ever born.
- Madoka Magica | Madokami, others | K+ | andromeda
- Here in eternity, she sleeps and dreams and forgets. — Madoka.
- Sailor Moon | ensemble through SMS, canon pairings, OCs | K+ | Sailor Moon O: Orion's Story [WIP, abandoned]
- The senshi meet Sailor Orion, a mysterious new Sailor known as the Sacrificial Soldier. Together Orion and the senshi must race against time to find the legendary Silver Dagger in order to save the world from Negaverse invasion.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama, others | PG-13 | Opening Night
- "And thus, Laura Roslin made her first true mistake on Earth: she trusted Hollywood."
- Jeeves & Wooster, Doctor Who | Jeeves, Timelord!Bertie | G | All of Time and Space and Whatsit
- “Daleks, enemies of the entire universe, dashed unpleasant blighters if you must know.”
- Glee | Rachel/Quinn, Rachel/Finn, Brittanna, Artie/Tina, ensemble | through NC-17 | Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise
- Rachel's answer to Quinn's melancholia is to take her on a summer road trip with the gleeks.
- Sailor Moon | Pluto, Usagi/Mamoru, senshi ensemble | T | As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly
- Being a Holiday Story in Several Parts, in which Tsukino Usagi and Chiba Mamoru undergo a serious threat to their Miracle Romance, Criminal Elements make themselves known, Sailor Pluto meddles with the flow of Time and History, a new Villain is unleashed, and various characters undergo Trials and Tribulations of diverse kinds.
- melannen: Love & Marriage
- One thing I love in a good SF story is ways of doing love, marriage, and romance that don't buy in to our society's idea of love+romance+sex+monogamy all on one single person as the only way to do it.
- Jeeves & Wooster, Sandman | Jeeves/Bertie, the Endless | G | [untitled drabble collection]
- All madness aside, she was rather a sweet girl. Very decent, no attempts at matrimony, fond of her pet fish.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | A Plot is Hatched
- "You intend to publish this, sir?"
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | PG | Safety First
- "It is . . . pink, sir."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Science and a Certain Wooster
- “Jeeves! Jeeves, I’ve done it at last!” Bertie shouted from his laboratory.
- Sailor Moon | Shingo, Haruka/Michiru, Haruka/all the single ladies, ensemble | T | The Stuff That Doesn't Make Sense
- A simple misunderstanding leads to nutty goings-on, as Shingo leads a brigade of background characters on a mission to invade the privacy of the inner senshi.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Fifty Shades | Bertie/Ana | PG | Bertie and the Conundrum 'Down There'
- Confused Bertie and a mistaken rendezvous.
- DC Comics | Booster Gold/Blue Beetle | PG-13 |‘Twas the Groundhog Day Before Christmas
- Ted may be a Bill Murray fan, but that doesn’t mean he wants to have his own Groundhog Day. When every day is Christmas Eve Day, what’s a beleaguered (and Jewish) superhero to do?
- Smallville/Superfriends | Clark/Lex, ensemble | E | Looking Glass Country
- Where the grass is greener. (The Luthor from the Smallville universe switches places with the one from the Legion of Doom.)
- Glee | Kurt, Quinn, Mercedes, Brittany/Santana | PG-13 | We Got It On Lock
- Everyone who has worn both a Regionals outfit and a Cheerios uniform winds up on a road trip together. A long trip.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Sam, Tina | PG-13 | Don't Look Now (Cuz Here We Are: Living The Best Days Of Our Lives)
- What does surprise him is the moment when Santana shifts to look at him and says, plainly and without a shred of uncertainty in her voice, “You wanna come to Chicago?”
- Doctor Who | Rose, Dalek, Doctor, Jack | G | Necessity
- There is no Bad Wolf. Rose has to get back to the Doctor the hard way.
- Doctor Who | Ten/Rose | T | Mr. and Mrs. Smith or Happy Who-loween
- After "Journey's End" we were all left with only the hope that Rose and 10.2 would make it work and live happily ever after. But what if they just couldn't?
- Doctor Who | Rose, Mickey, TARDIS, others | G | Most Likely Kill You in the Morning
- Rose decides that, if it’s the clothes that make the man, she’ll try on a pinstriped suit.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Donna | G | Lost Letters
- The Doctor receives a letter a little too late.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/other | M | Perception
- You didn't expect it to be like this. Homura/One of her random nameless fangirls, kink meme fill.
- How To Customize The WordPress Admin Easily | Smashing WordPress
- In this article, we take a break from some of the more advanced ways to customize WordPress, and share some super-easy customization techniques for the WordPress Admin area.
- Ochan Self-Help Alliance
- Ochan Self-Help Alliance is a non-profit 501(c)(3) public charity registered in the state of Maryland (EIN/tax ID # 26-2342374). Donations are fully tax-deductible to the extent allowable by law. This charity is operating on the ground in war-ravaged northern Uganda to support resettlement for an estimated 4,500 civilians in their original villages in Awei sub-County, Alebtong District.
- Glee | Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Karofsky, ensemble | T | The Worst That Could Happen
- Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces
- Jeeves & Wooster | Honoria/Daphne, Bertie/Jeeves? | Ex | Honoria and the Cipher of Jeeves
- Honoria Glossop and her friend Daphne Braythwayt suspect there's more between Bertie Wooster and his valet Jeeves than meets the eye. But between Bertie's rhapsodic ramblings and Jeeves' practiced mask, it's difficult to get to the heart of the matter.
- Sailor Moon | Hotaru, ChibiUsa | T | swallow my heart
- your life for theirs, hotaru. -character sketch
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura(/Madoka) | T | Saving Grace
- Homura becomes a magical girl, again, for the first time.
- Madoka Magica | Mami | R | Roles
- The yellow one is always the sexy one.
- Glee | Santana/Brittany | M | Satin and Lace: Glitter and Gold
- Brittany is working at Victoria's Secret, Santana is a ridiculously hot customer who flirts a lot.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | T | Opposite of Adults
- Mrs. Hagberg only took this afterschool gig because she’s saving up for retirement and her bucket list has as many pages as Noah Puckerman’s permanent file. She didn’t expect the two pretty cheerleaders in the back row to give her as much trouble as they did.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Lord Tubbington | T | Best in Show
- It's Lord Tubbington's first cat show! And no one could be less excited than Santana.
- Glee | Quinn, Lucy, ensemble | T | Mirror, Mirror
- When Quinn looks in the mirror, who does she see? And why is her reflection talking back?
- Glee | Burt, Kurt, Artie | T | I Bring My Better Angels To Every Fight
- Burt wanted to change the world for Kurt. He didn't realize that, by changing himself, he already had. Those years of struggling that it took Burt to figure things out.
- Glee | Kurt, Quinn, Mercedes, Puck, Santana, Brittany | T | Like Crenellations On A Blanket Fort
- Missing scene for Grilled Cheesus. I always try for in-character and realistic, but I'll be the first to admit that this story is all about wish fulfillment. I wanted to see a little of that late-first-season Glee friendship and teamwork in this episode.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Twilight | Bertie/Bella, Edward | G | Bertie and the Dashed Annoying Vampire
- As for this chappie, he was certainly an odd bird. He seemed to be taking a page from Lord Byron's book. Very much the pale, romantic figure, the sort of fellow one expects to find wandering around the Third Act of a tragedy, if you get my drift.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, others | T | Run the World
- In high school, when Brittany wanted to run for class president, Santana supported her 100%. In college, she was a little more concerned, but still okay. Senate? Now that might be pushing it.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Homestuck | Mami, Sayaka, Kyouko, Homura, Madoka | T | Witchlocked
- In which five young Japanese girls come upon a copy of Sburb and thenceforth stumble gamely through the process of saving themselves and creating a universe.
- Glee | Sue, Kurt, Quinn, Finn, Emma | PG | somewhere between what you feel and what you know
- Sue plans to outlive Will Schuester. Sue gets what she wants.
- Batman | Barbara, Dick, Tim, Dent | G | The Mystery of the Bat
- Where is the Batman?
- Glee | Emma, Sue, Shannon | PG-13 | Don't Need You To Say We're All Right
- Emma, Sue, and Shannon have an inebriated and unexpectedly revealing get-together at Sue's place. Over the course of the evening, Emma lets loose, Sue gets exposed, and Shannon builds a blanket fort.
- indeedsir: Watecolor / ink art: Hidden
- After some time I finally post one larger piece. It can be situated at Totleigh Towers or Brinkley court party. I want draw contrast between dashing,sparkling and light atmosphere of evening celebrations and hidden secret scene in dark.
- Oz | Scarecrow/Scraps, others | K+ | Labor of Love
- The Scarecrow & Patchwork Girl find that this romance business is tricky for stuffed folks.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma, ensemble | G | The Royal Wedding of Oz
- In which Ozma celebrates her birthday, unwanted guests refuse to leave, and there is still a happily-ever-after.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde, Rani, Ten | G | Put Down Your Pencils And Get Ready For The Practical Exam
- That was the dinosaurs. Anybody fancy a trip to see some saber-toothed tigers?
- Doctor Who | Ianto, Tosh, team | T | Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead
- "Tosh, he accidentally vaporised us." "Nobody's perfect."
- Doctor Who | Jack, various Doctors | T | Wanderers in the Fourth Dimension, or How Jack Got to be So Emo
- One gets the impression that Torchwood!Jack fell through through the Cardiff rift from the Gamestation Era to the early twentieth century, and has been looking for the Doctor ever since. Thing is, he's had numerous opportunities to catch up with all the Doctor's previous incarnations.
- X-Files | Mulder/Scully | R | The Other Man
- Something's wrong with Mulder and Scully goes nuts, a bit. Or does she?
- Harry Potter/Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, Snape, Harry, Draco, others | PG | The Fourth Deathly Hallow
- Being an account of the strange case of the Fourth Deathly Hallow; in which Dr John H. Watson and Mr Sherlock Holmes save a life, discover the true secret of Professor Moriarty, unravel a time loop or two, encounter a femme fatale, imbibe potions, break into and out of a wizarding mansion, hide in a male brothel, go shopping, track down a magical artefact, almost attend a ritual sacrifice, fail to be Obliviated and totally ignore the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy of 1692, all in the company of a lank-haired, irascible but secretly besotted schoolmaster, a bemused aristocrat and an increasingly perceptive and enamoured young hero.
- Hope Phones | Old Phones Save Lives
- 500,000 cell phones are discarded in the United States every day and pollute the environment with tons of plastic and dangerous toxins. Recycling with Hope Phones reduces hazardous waste in our communities responsibly, while providing a significant public health benefit abroad.
- Royalty Free Music & Songs | Free Background Music Downloads
- Hi, I'm Dan-O and I post my original music as free MP3 downloads on this site. You can listen to the songs online or download the tracks. It's also legal to use my music royalty free in your video, game, film, presentation, slideshow or website.
- White Collar, Carmen Sandiego, Where's Waldo | Neal, Peter, Carmen/Waldo | PG | Lost Loves
- Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney | E | All These Places We Have Met
- "You take me to the nicest places, McKay."
- Doctor Who | Doctor(/Sarah Jane), Luke | T | No Hands Were Severed In The Making Of This Conversation
- When the Doctor wants to express his feelings, he often turns to Star Wars quotes. Sadly, Luke still doesn't have any clue what in the heck he's talking about.
- Doctor Who | Doctor & Donna | T | Of Misunderstandings and Alien Semen
- Sometimes Donna has no idea what she's talking about, but at least she says it with utter conviction.
- Doctor Who | Jenny | G | Out of the Dark
- Jenny finds the limits of the universe, and keeps right on going.
- Doctor Who | Romana/Four | T | Threads
- Romana finds that her tastes have begun to change.
- Doctor Who/Hitchhiker's Guide | Ford, Arthur, Doctor, Daleks | G | Things That Never Were
- It's a bit hard to believe that something doesn't exist when it's threatening to kill you.
- Doctor Who | Doctor & Ace | G | Catalyst
- So in 1982, the Doctor becomes, for a week, a chemistry teacher.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Ten, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Luke, Maria | G | Cheer Up, Emo Lonely God
- Time Lords may be above posting bad emo poetry on the internet, possibly, but they're not above foisting themselves on their friends to complain all about how they have no friends.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Martha | G | Chance Encounter
- Martha meets someone unexpected at the hospital.
- Doctor Who | Jack/Ianto, Doctor/Donna/Doctor | M | Captain Jack's Adventures In Fanfic
- Jack can't tell you what he's thinking right now, but he CAN try to write it down afterwards, in copious and explicit detail. What a shame he sucks at summaries.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane/Ten/Jack/Alan, Luke | M |The Four Men Who Love Sarah Jane (and the One Who Brings Them All Together)
- Each one offers her his own unique joys and sorrows, and Sarah Jane Smith accepts them all in turn, but Luke Smith thinks they should all be sharing them together.
- Doctor Who | Donna | G | The Moment Has Been Prepared For
- Donna Noble's granddaughter comes to visit her one last time.
- Doctor Who/Buffy | Dawn, Nine, Rose, Jack | G | The Great Bikini Incident (The Key to Time Remix)
- Dawn Summers is suspicious of the three electricity inspectors outside her sister’s Rome apartment.
- Doctor Who | Ten & Martha, Jamie, Susan, Four & Leela, Rose, Romana, others | T | The Boy Who Killed Time (The Last Love Song Remix)
- There are ghosts in the TARDIS, and music in the corridors.
- Madoka Magica | everyone | T | A History of Magic
- The stories of Magical Girls throughout history who contracted with Kyubey, and their fates.
- Jeeves & Wooster | god!Bertie, holy!spirit!Jeeves | G | Jeeves and the Mysterious Ways
- Jeeves and Wooster belong to Wodehouse; the Trinity presumably belongs to itself. Alba the rabbit was subject to a custody dispute. Gliese 581d doesn’t belong to anyone, as far as I know.
- Stargate Atlantis - To Find the Place Where I Am
- John slanted a look at him but held his peace. The fact that he actually did love Rodney had no bearing on their relationship, really, despite what Ronon thought. John couldn't give Rodney what he needed.
- Animorphs | everyone | PG | Six Days The Animorphs Were Idiots
- I have no excuse for any of this. I would like to apologize to KA Applegate, Scholastic, all of our readers, my parents, the English language, and humanity in general.
- Glee | Lauren/Sugar | PG | The Motta Enigma
- Lauren’s got a plan. A good plan. Sugar’s got a plan, too, though, and it might be even better.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Luke, Maria | G | we'll find a new equation
- Luke's third night here, she'd woken at half two in the morning to the sound of quiet footsteps on creaking stairs; her sonic lipstick was in her hand and she was halfway out of bed before she remembered.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sky Smith | R | The good girl's guide to tomorrow (Notes)
- It doesn't matter how special you are. Time will not stop just to humour you.
- Lord of the Rings | Morgoth, various elves | G | Morgoth's Notebook
- Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little “thing” for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk.
- Lord of the Rings | Fellowship | G | Nine Men And A Little Lady
- An insidious evil infiltrates the Fellowship. Her name...is Mary Sue.
- Lord of the Rings | Aragorn | A | Aragorn: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
- Thinking of buying an ARAGORN this summer? Own one already but can't find the button to turn him on? Then look no further than this authoritative guide to the operation and upkeep of your trusty Ranger.
- Lord of the Rings | Boromir/Elrond, Aragorn/Legolas | NC-17 | Elf Slash Sarcasm
- A parody featuring Elvish ways, Elrond's weakness, Boromir's breeches, and lots of fragrant alabaster skin.
- Drop Caps: Historical Use And Current Best Practices With CSS | Smashing Magazine
- Just as scribes, artisans, and early printers had a variety of methods for creating initial capitals, we Web designers have multiple methods to choose from.
- Sailor Moon | Hotaru, Setsuna, Haruka/Michiru | G | Sailor Saturn has Two Mommies
- One day, Michiru-Mama and Setsuna-Mama and Haruka-Papa tell Hotaru they have a surprise for her. They are going to face Queen Galaxia and save the world! How exciting!
- mizuno_youko: List of yuri manga with happy endings
- It's happened to all of us, I'd wager--you're reading a nice yuri manga, the characters have confessed their love for each other and everything seems to be going fine, and then, out of nowhere, BAM! "It turns out we're sisters, she died in a fire, and, oh, did I mention I'm getting married now?"
- Waiting and Watching - It was an oddly fannish history type of day ...
- Now this post is going to go wandering off into a far different track--a question I've struggled with for years, and still struggle with. What is my responsibility to this data?
- glockart: TUTORIAL: Drawing Characters of Colour
- FYI #3: The advice I give in this guideline (ie take the time to think about what you draw) really applies to everything. The reason I'm writing this out is because it's one thing to know general knowledge; it's a whole other task to know how to apply general knowledge to specific tasks.
- Glee, Hunger Games | Rachel, ensemble | M | after death, there is only this
- Rachel Berry is the victor of the 18th Hunger Games, and the only mentor District 8 has available.
- Little Orphan Annie, Madeline | Annie/Madeline | G | Annie and Maddie
- They met during the war.
- arduinna | Fandom 1994-2000-ish, part 1
- This is what my experience of mailing-list-based fandom 10-18 years ago (oh dear god) was like, to the best of my recollection.
- zvi_likes_tv: Some advice for white people in fandom
- Race-in-fandom meta that predates Racefail by a couple of years.
- nextian: whose stories are they?
- "The Torah," he said, "is a beating heart. It beats slowly, once a year. But it's been beating for a long time."
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Rose, Sarah Jane, Ianto, kid | PG | When Dex Was Three
- Dex Tyler is three years old, and life is good. And then, one day, with absolutely no warning whatsoever (if Dex Tyler is to be believed), it isn’t.
- Doctor Who | Sarah's Timeline redux
- Sarah's official biography presents its own problems, as it is not internally consistant. Still I have added those dates, noting that she must have gone to university at 16 or so for that timeline to work. Dates during the series which contradict current canon are in parentheses. The timelines make a rough match around Terror of the Zygons, so starting there, I have included events as part of her proper timeline.
- Mari Ness - Nostalgia, libertarianism and the Little House books
- It becomes clear that, unless they borrow money, this family cannot afford manufactured products even as the Industrial Revolution is merrily going on.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale headcanons
- 1. Take your OTP 2. List your personal canon for those characters. So the stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the books, but in your head is irrefutably what would have happened xD
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce, others | R | Delectus Meus Mihi...Et Ego Illi
- "Due to some sort of attack or accident, Clark loses his memory, doesn't recognize Bruce at all. Bruce has to teach him everything from the beginning."
- Lois & Clark | Clark/Lois, OCs | FR13 | Veritas
- An alternate Clark Kent finds himself flying a planeload of passengers from 1993 Metropolis into real world post-9/11 2008 Washington DC. How will he deal with this new, darker world?
- 「Sailormoon S」Ceramic Clay Sculpture 18"
- :: Air-drying Ceramic Modeling Clay :: aluminum wire, smoothened pins, fabric with clay, see through ribbons, prints on laminated photo paper :: wooden stand :: Acrylics, Gel Ink with Glitter, Fineliner Pins :: Matte and Glossy Varnish
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, others | R | Winter in London
- Watson tries to live with the memory of a terrible bargain in secrecy.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | R | Monster
- “And just what is the plan, Sherlock?” John shouted. “Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won’t convict you.”
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Faith, Xander, Dawn, others | PG-13 | Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword)
- Faith gets wings. Buffy doesn't believe in angels. Xander and Dawn make a bunch of really geeky references. The world failed Dana. Angel and Spike aren't there.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, others | R | Waiting To Be Known
- John Watson has been saving Sherlock's life for a very long time, even if he doesn't know it.
- Utena | Nanami, Anthy, Utena, Tsuwabuki, ensemble | K | Sovereignty-Associationist Girl Nanami
- After eating some of Anthy's poutine, Nanami decides to fight no longer for revolution, but for sovereignty-association-whatever that is. Some fun at the expense of Nanami, Utena 's faux-French aesthetic and Quebec separatism.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | PG | Improbable Reality (& sequels)
- Moriarty recaptures John and leaves him trapped in a world of hallucinations.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, Lestrade/Mycroft, Sherlock/Moriarty, Molly | NC-17 | The Art Of Seduction Masterpost
- Sherlock ran a website called The Science Of Seduction, on which he gave advice on the best ways to get laid, wrote blog entries detailing the results of his various sexual 'experiments' and generally contributed to the stereotype of 'every gay man is a sex-mad playboy'. John avoided the thing like the plague.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, Donovan, Soo Lin | R | Freedom Is Being Alone
- Beauty and the Beast/Sherlock. This lies somewhere between Disney and Brothers Grimm fairy tales in tone. It is not loyal to any version and changes quite a few details.
- Sherlock/His Dark Materials | Moriarty, his daemon | PG | Sharper Edges
- Moriarity and his daemon. Give me the lab scene, a scene where he wraps someone up in semtek, goes on a date with Molly, eats a pizza... I don't care, as long as it is him and his (no doubt creepy) companion.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John | R | In The Land Of The Blind
- Sherlock's been acting strangely for days. There's a claustrophobic silence to the flat, experiments tossed aside or abandoned, cases ignored. It's almost as if nothing matters any more. John's determined to know why.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | PG-13 | The Incident In The Room With The Red Curtain
- I've mentioned in my previous writings that there are incidents that I'm unable to write about without exposing secrets which could harm other people.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John, Mycroft, OCs | PG | Big Brother Is Watching You
- Sherlock and John enter the Big Brother house.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Moriarty, others | PG-13 | The Case Of The Stolen Doctor
- Moriarty kidnaps Watson.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | PG-13 | Music In The Air
- Three times Watson put Holmes to bed.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John | PG | The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn
- Sherlock and John watch Moulin Rouge.
- Sherlock | Sherlock, John | PG | For Science!
- Sometimes Sherlock's experiments require some input from John.
- Sherlock | Sherlock, John, others | PG | Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence, or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants
- Sherlock tries out more legal varieties of stimulant. Specifically: Red Bull.
- Doctor Who | Martha, Donna, Ten/Rose | T | Hen Night
- Martha and Donna get bored and drunk, and the Doctor and Rose get a little "help."
- Doctor Who | Ten, Time Lords | G | Imaginary
- Deep inside the Citadel, there is a lonely room, forever holding a lonely Time Lord.
- Doctor Who | Two/Jamie/Zoe | PG | Being Educational
- Aliens demand that the Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe all share a bed.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Donna | G | An Inordinate Fondness
- Ten and Donna share some relaxing moments, enlivened by arthropods.
- Doctor Who | Martha, Ian/Barbara | G | All the Maps Change
- "We are volcanoes. When we women offer our experience as our truth, as human truth, all the maps change. There are new mountains." - Ursula LeGuin
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock | PG-13 | they tell me their secrets (will you tell me yours too)
- In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.
- Sherlock | Sherlock, Donovan, Anderson, John | G | Wrong Order
- Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
- Sherlock | Donovan, Sherlock, others | R | Interrogation
- Sally Donovan was good at her job. That does not necessarily mean anything when caught, bound, and at the whims of an apparent psychopath with a knife.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | R | The Maiden Voyage of the Tiresias
- The deciding factor, however, was his suddenly hitting upon a scheme of our traveling separately, with him in disguise, thus placing before me the challenge of attempting to discover his identity among the entire passenger manifest, but in turn giving me a month in which to accomplish the deed.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, Harry/OC | PG-13 | Like Bad Wallpaper
- In which John discovers that family weddings really are the worst way to spend an evening, and Sherlock solves a mystery.
- Sherlock | Sherlock, ensemble | G | The Extremely Important Acquisition of Hugs
- Sherlock finds that, for whatever reason, he really likes hugs and craves them intensely. But he can't let people know that, it just wouldn't do.
- Sherlock | Holmes/Watson, Lestrade, team | PG | The Internet Is Not Just For Porn
- John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from Canada.
- Stargate SG-1 | Sam/Jack/Daniel/Teal'c | T | Jigsaw
- Jack wakes up in the SGC to the news that his team is dead. If he weren't hearing the news from General Hammond he might not believe it--and even so it's not quite real until he sees the bodies. Once he does, he knows nothing is ever going to be the same again. Sam wakes up in the SGC to the news that she is now the senior member of SG-1. Jack O'Neill is dead. For Sam and her team, nothing is ever going to be the same again.
- DC Comics | Superman/Batman | PG-13 | Fake Empires
- Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
- Stargate | team | PG | Once More, With Groping
- Daniel raised a hand as the high priest began to elaborate on his earlier pronouncement. "No, it's all right, we understand. Before you'll allow us to leave, two of us must have public sex on that altar in front of the gate."
- Childrens Hospital | Valerie/Cat | Ex | Girl Power
- Valerie comes up with a way for Cat to get REALLY empowered.
- Sherlock (TV) | Holmes & Watson, Lestrade, Mycroft, Donovan, others | T | The Green Blade
- As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit...
- Doctor Who | Ten, Donna | PG | A Plan With One Obvious Flaw
- A female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
- Sailor Moon | Ryo, Seven Shadows, Serenity | PG | End of the Line
- We have crushed the greatest warriors of the moon kingdom and stand among the rubble of Silver Millennium. I knew we would, I have always known.
- Stargate | John/Daniel, various | NC-17 | At The Hour When We Are Trembling
- Post S2/S9 apocafic. The Wraith make it to Earth, and John and Daniel are left to pick up the pieces.
- Sherlock (TV) | Sherlock/John, ensemble | Leave the Signs and the Sirens
- After John's released and back home at Baker St, Sherlock still feels it. Down the centre of his chest there's an ache like a healing wound. A physical awareness of a body he usually ignores as much as he can. It's psychosomatic, nothing more interesting than that.
- Sherlock (TV) | Sherlock & John, Mycroft | T | Seeds
- In a fit of boredom Sherlock plants some seeds, may or may not eat one cracker, and definitely waxes dramatic on the sofa for a while.
- Buffy | Chao-Ahn, the other baby Slayers | PG | No Words
- She couldn’t understand a word that anyone was saying. It seemed to help.
- Caprica | Tamara, Zoe, others | NR | We Built This City
- Tamara is no one's sidekick. Something of an AU drawing on the final five episodes that remained unbroadcast in the US at the time of Yuletide 2010.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Walter/Seras, Seras/Pip, Seras/Integra, enemies | M | Scientific Method
- "I have had three experiments this century. One was a complete failure despite a promise of success, one has not run its course, one is a qualified success I had been resigned to seeing eventually fail." Alucard, Seras, and Walter assess war's aftermath.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, cats, Mamoru, Naru | R | Serena and Luna: The New Adventures of Sailor Moon
- She had known those girls, somehow ... some of them looked something like girls who'd gone to the Crossroads Junior High with her, but she hadn't known those girls very well. Just a few conversations, really. She had been very good friends with the girls in her dream ... nightmare. You don't die in dreams.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Usagi, Usagi/Mamoru, ensemble | PG-13 | Celebration
- Today, my best friend in the world would marry the man she'd loved even when she hadn't known who he was, and no matter how much I wanted to, I couldn't be happy for them.
- Harry Potter | OC, various | G | This Is an Essay
- Margaret would rather write the same thing a hundred times.
- Strangers With Candy: Guide to Middle-Aged Homoism (Seasons 1-2)
- Now with more screencaps and even longer summaries!
- Fake News | "Stephen"->Jon, Jon/Tracey | G | The Long Wait
- Stephen had almost been surprised when he realized how easy it would be to get Jon to fall in love with him. All he had to do was to wait until Jon's marriage fell apart and step in to fill the void when it did.
- ficofandalasia - History, Time and Disney: Part One
- Within Disney fandom, the debate over the historical and geographical settings of the films is a well-known one.
- Sailor Moon | Inners, Dark Kingdom, others | PG | More Unnatural Acts
- "Let's see. Dentist, doctor, yakuza... Here it is, Unit 5A. 'Coprolite & Youma & Youma & Youma attorneys at law'."
- Sailor Moon | Inners, Dark Kingdom | PG | An Unnatural Act
- "Oh yes, that's right." Barrel frowned. "But what about Sattelyte? I'm sure I didn't kill him."
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, others | PG-13 | One Wish
- "I always wanted Haruka to be the father of my child, but you can't change the laws of nature," Michiru protested.
- Sailor Moon | Serenity/Endymion, ensemble | PG-13 | Justification is in Order
- "Darien is in there," Serenity interrupted, pointing into the ionic field. "His been in there since the Dark Moon Kingdom attacked. He only comes out in shadows and invisible breezes."
- Sailor Moon | senshi, canon pairings | PG | Evening Prayer
- Now I lay me...
- Doctor Who | Maria, Alan, Four, Sarah Jane | G | Du Liebes Kind, Komm, Geh Mit Mir
- Some time after she moves to America, Maria Jackson gets wrapped up in mysterious temporal events and Sarah Jane's past.
- Glee | Blaine, Quinn/Rachel, Brittany/Santana, others | K+ | Reenactment
- "Rachel and Quinn have a…complicated relationship," Mercedes said.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Faith/Buffy, Giles | T | Miraculous
- This is not Faith's fault.
- Sailor Moon, Hime-chan no Ribbon | Naru/Umino, Usagi/Mamoru, Usagi/Rei, Setsuna/Professor Tomoe, Haruka/Michiru, Ami/Ryo, Ami/Minako, ensemble, OCs | PG-13 |Sailor Moon Z
- The Sailor Moon ur-epic. Several million words, taking SM through SMS as canon and building out from there. Past, present, future, every planet, several alternate dimensions, far too many characters, one-off details that will sink into your headcanon, elf!Minako, a junior Sailor Pluto, everybody gets a talisman!, everybody gets a guardian cat!, Naru's a senshi *and* a princess, the Z stands for Zodiac, one episode that takes place entirely in a fantasy-world RPG...enjoy.
- Merlin (TV) | Freya/Morgana | M | If Lost
- "And all I could think was, I could be at home right now with my kitty on my lap, just stroking my hand over her hair, just like this."
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney/Jennifer | M | Pads, Paws and Claws
- Every once in a while John is Rodney's cat. Bonus points if it continues after Rodney gets together with Jennifer.
- X-Files | Mulder/Scully | PG-13 | The Sin Eater
- "Time anomalies are common in encounter zones. I think that whatever happened to you was an accident. That you were pulled along in — I don’t know, in some kind of undertow — that had nothing to do with you or with the aims of whoever was generating those effects.”
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | A Dish Best Served On Paper
- Basically I have them fighting over Horror Show: My Years With Jon Stewart. Remember that toss?
- Tales of Vesperia | Yuri/Flynn | NC-17 | K-9 Unit
- "Well, I figured we'd go with the obvious. You're the hot young repressed cop, and I'm your entirely too friendly German shepherd."
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon, Tad | T | The Definitely Insubordinating Against Stephen Colbert Super Tad
- Installing multiple locks on an old broom closet wasn't that strange, really, in the grand scheme of things that Tad had done during his time as an employee of Stephen Colbert. It was even relatively normal. Normal like it was the kind of thing that a normal building manager would normally do. Well... not exactly. But close enough to at least be less weird than some of the other stuff.
- DC Superheroes | Bruce/Diana, Superman, Flash, Dick/Barbara | T | Escape Artistry
- Wonder Woman is eager to learn new things. Batman, less so. Primarily JL animated continuity; some comic elements from as far back as the Golden Age. Complete.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru | T | Duet
- "Never before had she been able to play without sight; now she closed her eyes, even threw back her head as the sound pulled her into a sweet, wicked embrace."
- Sailor Moon | Ami/Makoto, inners | PG | What Evil Lurks
- "Mercury." Jupiter realized. "They warned me about you."
- Whostuck: A Doctor Who Adventure
- You are a TIME LORD. You have recently come into possession of a STRANGE GAME, which requires three PLAYERS. Conveniently, you are travelling with two of your COMPANIONS, who have agreed to help you play. You have just finished installing the GAME, on a friend's borrowed LAPTOP, which you are currently in the process of IMPROVING.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Loss and Renewal
- When Stephen has to deal with loss, Jon is there.
- The Middleman | Wendy, Middleman, Ida, OC | T | Dammit, Jerry
- The Middleman returns from a Middleconference to learn that Wendy has soulbonded with a psychic wolf named Jerry (CRAAAAAACK).
- Glee, Buffy | Brittany/Santana, ensemble | T | Cheerleaders, and Other Monsters
- For a Tumblr request that read: "1. Brittany and Santana 2. Sunnydale High." Brittany S. Pierce is a vampire slayer.
- Sailor Moon | Pluto, ensemble | PG | Frame of Reference (WIP, abandoned)
- Sailor Pluto tries to keep up with and repair changes to the timeline caused by an insane future version of herself.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | When You Wish Upon a Star...
- Stephen wants to beat Jon at something. A call back to an episode of the Colbert Report following the 2011 Emmy Awards.
- Sherlock | Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft, Moriarty | T | Major Pieces
- Sherlock knew that he could thoroughly rely upon John Watson's moral sense. And that's why he knew that Lestrade was wrong, wrong, wrong.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, others | T | what friends are for
- Santana and Brittany's friendship, from middle school through the summer before sophomore year.
- Sailor Moon | Queen Serenity/OC, Luna/Artemis, Serenity/Endymion, Pluto, Silver Millennium generation | PG | Before the Beginning
- Before the Beginning is a biography of Queen Serenity, and the story of the rise and fall of the Moon Kingdom during the Silver Millennium.
- Sailor Moon/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Pluto, Naru, Ford Prefect, senshi | K+ | An Eating Guide to the Silver Millenium
- There are (were? will be?) two problems with being the guardian of time.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Glee | Lauren/Puck, ensemble | Another Confession to Make
- Written for: carlyinrome who basically made my life complete by suggesting that Veruca and Lauren were cousins in a family through which lycanthropy ran.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, family | T | Like A Caged Thing Freed
- “You’re Frank Rimmer’s brother, aren’t you?”
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Anthy/Nanami | T | The Ones Who Float
- Nanami runs away to find herself, but Anthy finds her first.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Shiori/Kozue | Ex | Hitch
- Shiori takes a sexy ride in the Kozuemobile because what is wrong with me.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | R | Victoria's Worst-Kept Secret
- Aziraphale/Crowley, lingerie, candlelight, wings, feathers
- Buffy, Stargate, Star Trek | Buffy/Faith, Dawn, SG-1, ensemble | R | The Normal-verse Series
- Buffy is killed by the First at the end of Chosen. But that will not stop her from setting things right. (Third installment is a WIP.)
- Madoka Magica | Homura, ensemble | T | counterglow
- Time bending backwards; well, that's not what Homura does, just what she pretends so that no one will be unduly alarmed (Not that there's anyone to tell).
- Sailor Moon | Michiru, OCs | PG-13 | A Day at Sailor Moon Fanfic Boot Camp
- This thing started as a joke, and it sorta went from there. And here it is. And I'll be darned if I didn't have fun writing it. Wow.
- Sailor Moon, Sherlock | Sherlock/John, Minako | G | the joy of living on one thrill a day.
- Basically a fic detailing the encounter of one Doctor John Hamish Watson with Sailor V, several months before meeting Sherlock, and a later encounter with Sailor Venus and the rest of the sailor soldiers in Tokyo.
- Narnia, Doctor Who | Susan Pevensie, Doctor | PG | touch the sky with two arms
- Susan has never had the greatest respect for linear time. Now, slipping through it like water through a sieve, she wonders if it hasn't just stuck around because no one's bothered to point out how ridiculous it actually is.
- Smallville, House M.D. | Clark/Lex, House, ensemble | Ex | Rich Man's Darling
- WARNING: Do not concentrate and inhale vapors. As with any fic, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, or may become pregnant, consult a physician.
- Incubator 1.131
- Hi, my name is Kyuubey. You must be a new incubator, how do you do! See the graph above to know what is this game.
- Madoka Magica | ensemble | T | Missing
- There is a hollow spot where one used to be three and missing used to be found.
- Stargate: Atlantis | John/Rodney, team | R | Written by the Victors
- Much recent scholarship has been intent on recovering the so-called 'golden age' of the Atlantis expedition: the early years before the Recall, the Uprising, and the War. —Paul Dugan, A Political History of Atlantis, p. 34
- DinPattern – Free seamless patterns
- All patterns available here are free to use both commercially and non for the web and screen.
- Madoka Magica | Madoka/Homura | T | Memory
- Her eyes remembered.
- Doctor Who | Master/Doctor, the Rani, Drax | A | Paean
- This is basically all of my asexual!Master headcanon, in run-on sentence form.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde, Rani, Luke, Mr. Smith, K9 | PG | It's not always the fate of the world
- Rani likes to win, Luke cheats at board games, and Clyde doesn't have a crush on anyone.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Tad, Tad/Bobby | PG-13 | A Cabin in the Mountains With You
- A pleasant weekend with the boss, then back home quick sticks to cuddle with your favourite stage manager. Nothing could possibly go wrong there, right?
- Star Wars | Luke, Vader | K+ | Missing In Action
- When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", staff | PG-13 | Truthiness and Bakery
- Jon says Stephen isn't useful around the house. Stephen goes overboard and starts a show like Martha Stewart's to prove that he is wrong.
- Sailor Moon | Rei/Minako, team | T | Guardian
- Minako Princess of Venus is turning 18 in seven days and, according to tradition, must choose someone to marry by her birthday. Unfortunately, the one she wants is the one she can't have: her common born Martian body guard.
- Star Trek (2009) | Chapel/Gaila/Uhura | NC-17 | Stress Relief Session
- In which Dr. Chapel and Nurse Gaila have prescribed some relaxation time for the overworked Lieutenant Uhura.
- Sherlock | John/Lestrade, wee!Sherlock, wee!Mycroft, others | PG-13 | Ain’t Seen the Sunshine
- Written for a prompt on the Sherlock fic meme where John is Sherlock and Mycroft’s nanny. It’s also somehow warped into a massive retelling of Hound of the Baskervilles.
- Are anime characters caucasian or japanese - YouTube
- Island of the Colorblind - Part 1 of 6 - YouTube
- Oliver Sacks visits the Pacific atoll of Pingelap to visit an isolated community of islanders born totally colorblind.
- The Story of English episode 1 - An English Speaking World - Part 1 / 7 - YouTube
- An English Speaking World is said to explore the development of modern English, and it illustrates English as the language of choice for technology, diplomacy, business and popular culture for many nations. Brief piece on a conference of French speaking countries to create French words for invading English words. At the end of the video, they promote the idea of English bubbling up from below.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Sentinel | Bertie/Jeeves, families, OCs | NC-17 | Jeeves and the Uncommon Senses
- An accident triggers unexpected changes in Jeeves’s life -- and in Bertie’s.This story is set in a variant of The Sentinel universe.
- Sailor Moon | Chibi Chibi, others | G | A Chibi-Chibi Forever Voyaging
- You are hit by a disgusting wave of kawaii. The human mind cannot begin to comprehend how cutesy this room is. Words on a screen cannot possibly cope with how pink and small and sugary and sweet and happy joy joy this room is. Your mind reels in sheer unadulterated horror.
- Fake News | (Aasif/)Olivia(/Kristen/Rich), (Evie/Stephen/)Jon(/Tracey) | PG-13 | No Yoda
- Sedoretu fic!
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney | M | Control Chair
- John and Rodney talk about a fucking control chair.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, OCs, ensemble | R | Sorting Out the Dance Card
- An overheard conversation changes everything. Histories, mysteries, romance, and a dive or two into the soup.
- Joan of Arcadia | Joan, family | R | Goodnight, Moon
- This story was inspired by a challenge issued on LiveJournal to put characters from different fandoms into the events of the disaster film "The Day After Tomorrow," in which the world is all but destroyed within days by hyper-accelerated global warming.
- Stargate | Rodney(/John), others | PG-13 | Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose
- SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.
- Glee, Hunger Games | Kurt/Blaine, Finn, Sue, ensemble | M | Your Heart Outside Your Body
- For the Fiftieth Hunger Games, the Capitol required each District to send twice the number of tributes- two boys and two girls. For the boys, District 8 sent Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru | G | In the Docks
- "Do you ever just get sick of it sometimes?"
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | NC-17, warnings | Dirty Duet
- She'd had her suspicions about Alucard.
- Sailor Moon | Artemis/Minako | PG | Knight In Shining Armor
- Minako is upset that she no longer serves a purpose as the Senshi's Leader, now that their Princess is in charge, and Artemis comforts her in a most unexpected manner...
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Hotaru, ensemble | K | Oh, Baby!
- The trials of Darien when our favorite little meatball head has an ::ahem:: little crisis.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, ChibiUsa, team | K+ | ChibiUsa Times Two
- People should be careful how they wield powerful magic objects. Can Usagi undo the damage she caused?
- Sherlock Holmes | John/Mary, Sherlock/Irene | M | Intemperance
- "Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.
- Red Dwarf | Cat, Rimmer/Lister | PG | The Scent and the Fury
- It took time to adjust to the smell.
- Doctor Who/Black Books | Bernard, Martha | PG | Bernard's Rules
- After the Year That Never Was, Doctor Martha Jones buys a book in a shop she's Never visited.
- Sailor Moon | ChibiUsa, Inner Senshi, others | K | Adventures of the ChibiScouts
- The Sailor Scouts get what some adults dream of -- a second childhood, but not everyone is happy about it. How did this happen and will they stay as children?
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, ChibiUsa, ensemble | R | Mama's Hand
- An unexpected evil comes calling. When Usagi discovers a little girl who's been beaten and claiming to be her daughter, what does she do? And how will she deal with the events that unfold because of the information that comes to light?
- Fake News | Lorraine/Jon/"Stephen", kids | through R | Prompts?
- "So then, he pushed me up against the wall and started unbuttoning my pants," Stephen enthuses, settling his head in his wife's lap. "And I said, 'Aren't you going to bother with my shirt?' and he said 'Babe, this is what we call a quickie. We don't have time.'"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", baby | PG | But I Can Carry You
- Something about Jon, ftm!"Stephen", and baby!Marian.
- Glee | Sue, ensemble | PG | Up Yours
- Sue has some vengeance to administer like the hand of an angry god.
- Glee | Kurt, Brittany | PG | It Means No Worries
- After the events of Duets, Kurt and Brittany bond over a topic with which they're both apparently familiar: Disney movies.
- Glee | Karofsky, others | R | Unfair
- He hadn't meant to put Hummel in a coma, he hadn't meant to become a poster boy for bullying, and he definitely hadn't meant to wind up on the national news.
- Glee | ensemble, Brittany/Santana | PG-13 | It Goes On and On and On and On
- Kurt makes a deal with a higher power to trade his life for his mother's. (She never dies, he does instead). Glee Club are the only ones who remember Kurt. And after that...
- Glee | Finn/Kurt, Burt, Carole | NC-17 | Images of Broken Light
- Finn and Kurt are kidnapped and put into a room studded with cameras. They begin to learn what it means to no longer be in control of their own lives.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | [untitled college AU]
- College AU, "Stephen" and Jon first meet.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | NC-17 | Transgressions
- Jon finds himself in a world with different stars in the sky.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | R | Almost
- I was wondering if we could meet up at some point soon. I have something I need to tell you that's incredibly important and
- Fake News | Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Jon/"Stephen" | G | Four Cookies
- Four prompt ficlets: Santa is real! (any)!"Stephen" and Jon; Liberal!"Stephen"'s Christmahanukwanzakah party; Jon/"Stephen", home for the holidays; Jon/Stephen, holiday shopping.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, DEATH, a plant | PG | The Ghost and A. J. Crowley
- A heartwarming tale of grisly ghost plants and fearsome floral apparitions. Has Crowley finally met his match? Will Aziraphale come to the rescue? And just how difficult is it to remove dirt stains from white carpet?
- Doctor Who/Good Omens | Eleven, the Them | G | Playing Gods
- He smiled one of his very best smiles at the girl - Pepper, that was it. He found himself liking her in spite of her scowl; there was something vaguely Pondish in the way she folded her arms.
- A Bit of Fry and Laurie | Control/Tony | T | An Illicit Co-Worker Affair Filled with Passionate Socks
- "Is there something I'm supposed to notice about this particular hotel, Control?"
- Care Bears | Noble Heart, True Heart | G | At Our Beginning
- Noble Heart and True Heart searched together, hoping that the babies had not seen what happened.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, Rosalyn, Mrs. Wormwood | G | Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy
- "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."
- Better Off Ted | Veronica(/Ted), Rose, Phil, Lem | G | Careful the Path They Take
- How Rose Crisp became an intern at Veridian Dynamics. Featuring forklifts, hot chocolate and great gams.
- Disney Princesses | Rapunzel/Sleeping Beauty | G | Here Goes Everything
- A tale of great escape.
- Better Off Ted | Veronica, Ted, Linda, Lem, Phil, Rose | G | Let's Do the Timewarp Again! (We Make That, Too)
- "Here at Veridian Dynamics, we have declared war...on the passage of time."
- Snow White, Tangled | Snow/Rapunzel, families | T | Don't Go Into The Woods, My Love
- "There's a girl in the forest," Mother says and Rapunzel listens, wide-eyed and warm as Mother tucks the blankets up to her chin and presses a kiss to her hair. "She has skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and eyes black as ebony, and if you ever leave this tower, she'll gobble you up."
- Muppet Show | Kermit/Piggy, ensemble | G | On the Fifteenth of April my True Frog Gave to Me
- Kermit has made a really serious mistake and needs to apologize to Piggy, but things never quite go as planned at the Muppet Theatre.
- Better Off Ted | Ted/Veronica, Rose | G | Cold Today, a Rose Tomorrow
- "I love you, little Rose. Now, would you like me to tell you the story about the mighty razor-backed fawn that single-handedly saved all the other fawns from the evil hunters with her mighty machine gun tank?"
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Arthur & Ford | G | Panic
- "Er, really, Ford, it's not a proper party, just boring family stuff - my close relatives, and maybe a bunch of distant relatives in search of free food."
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 | ensemble (Mike-era) | G | Next Sunday, A.D.
- Pearl opens a mini-golf course, Crow and Tom Servo put together a public service announcement, Mike is not in heat, and Malcolm McDowell hits on his sister.
- Oz | Dorothy/Ozma | G | Just Because
- When Ozma decided to be Tip and then somehow ended up on a quest with Dorothy to free him from a curse that he wasn't under, well, maybe he should have thought that one through. Or not.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, family | G | Maria-From-Across-The-Road
- When a new family move in across the street, Calvin's parents jump at the chance to find an unwarned babysitter.
- Magic School Bus, Mary Poppins, Doctor Who | Ms. Frizzle, ensemble | G | As I Always Say
- Ms. Frizzle has always enjoyed the third grade.
- A Bit of Fry and Laurie | Tony/Control | T | Left Turn on Red
- It wouldn't do at all for enemy agents to get wind of Control's weakness. They're going to have to do something about that.
- Baby Mama (2008) | Angie/Kate | T | always a little unexpected
- Sometimes you learn to like surprises. [Pre-femslash.]
- Code Name: Sailor V | Minako, Artemis | G | Yesterday and tomorrow
- The space between one identity and the next.
- Chronicles of Narnia | Pevensies, OCs | G | Carpetbaggers
- After the coronation festivities, the real work begins.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen/Keith/Anderson/Rachel | R | Five Times The PRT Fought Too Much To Get Laid
- The PRT has a lot of sex. Or they try to, at least.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen/wife | R | Through the Solar Field
- Sometimes he really wishes Stephen were more than just a voice inside his head.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Bobby/Tad | PG | A Good Boy
- When Stephen misses the annual Winter Holiday Party Jon knows something must be terribly wrong. At least, in Stephen’s mind.
- Stargate SG-1, Wormhole X-treme | Jack, Vala, team | G | A Collection of E-mails from the SGC Archives (the Wanky Wormhole Remix) [Archive of Our Own]
- In which Jack and Vala end up on Fandom Wank.
- Glee | Quinn/Rachel, others | M | these strange steps
- Rachel is doing a show in Vegas for 2-3 months and ends up getting a lap dance from Quinn. (Contains a very much consensual D/s dynamic.)
- X-Men | Magneto/Xavier, Wolverine/Xavier, ensemble | X | Let Them Talk
- There are stories where Charles is Erik’s sub and they are both happy, but what about some more angsty theme?
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Sayaka | T | Drown
- For the first time, Sayaka understands Kyouko. Because now she wants to eat the world.
- Stargate Atlantis | Rodney, ensemble | PG-13 | Only with the Best Intentions
- Elizabeth had been the first.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | NC-17 | State of the Union
- “Brittany!” Santana snaps. “I want to have sex with you, okay? I want to press you up against your nice, big, official desk, and nail you down into it. It’s not a question of me wanting it. I’m saying, are you ordering me. Madam President.”
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, ensemble, OCs | Seven Walls
- Gilded cages are still cages. Sheppard and McKay turn to each other to survive a life in slavery and afterward.
- Kim Possible | Kim/Shego, ensemble | T | The Touch of Green Fire
- A mysterious condition brings Shego to the brink of death. Can Kim and company figure out how to cure her in time?
- Stargate | Vala/Sam | PG-15 | Liminal Space
- Aboard an Ori battleship, Vala learns of a captured Tau'ri.
- Stargate | Sam/Vala | R | Dial V for Vala
- Vala wants to know about certain earth customs. And Sam becomes a not-so willing tutor.
- Stargate | Sam/Vala, team | NC-17ish | Playing to the Camera
- SG-1 are locked in a jail with a security camera. Sam and Vala distract the guards while the guys apply brute force to the bars.
- Stargate | Sam/Janet, others | PG-13 | I Am Your Density
- An alien object sends Sam traveling to different points in Janet's past.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen"/Lorraine | NC-17 | Cipher
- Jon/"Stephen"/Lorraine, in which Lorraine is happy and fulfilled and possibly even suggested the idea. A handful of scenes ranging from domestic to contemplative to porny.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Mami/Kyoko, Sayaka | M | Stay, Don't Go
- Kyouko works alone until she meets Mami, and then things get complicated.
- Xenogenesis Series | Akin/mates, Lilith, others | T | Heterosis
- Akin is still learning what it means to be human.
- Fake News | "Stephen"(/Jon), Tad, Jay | G | Pachyderm
- One morning, Tad arrived at The Colbert Report studio to find that there was a large elephant loitering behind the desk.
- Battlestar Galactica/Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Laura Roslin | G | secrets and stars
- There's something to be said for going from a footnote in a textbook to the most influential woman left alive to change one's feelings about the press.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, Kyuubey, others | M | Rewind
- "Why are you so cold, Akemi-san?"
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, Mami, Sayaka, Kyoko | G | The Walpurgisnacht Arc
- "We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed": Homura builds a memorial.
- Homestuck, Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura, Dave, Aradia, Oriko, Kirika | PG | Walk With Me
- Witch of Time, running across the Land of Clocks and Banners, blowing imps into bits of grist with both the bombs that are your trademark (were your trademark, in ten thousand universes that never existed) and the bow that was hers, should still be hers, she is the Maid of Hope now and-
- Homestuck, Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Dave/Homura, Homura/Madoka | T | clockwork tarantella
- The appearance of a blonde boy wearing aviator shades and suits in varying colors in Homura Akemi's life, featuring broken swords that don't stay broken, octopus on pizza, bypassed formalities, overcoming a language barrier, lots of dead familiars, time shenanigans, and an instance in which Dave Strider tells a fuzzy devil to go pail himself.
- comfytube: relax
- Automated comfort noise+visuals.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Mami/Charlotte | T | Chocolates and Cheese
- Mami and Charlotte meet under different circumstances.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, others | NC-17 | A Partial List of Things to do in New York
- On June 24th, 2011, the New York State Senate votes to legalize same sex marriage. On July 24th, the first same sex weddings take place. Jon and Stephen fill up the time in between.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | PG | The Velveteen Rabbit
- Stephen finds out why he's never seen Jon outside the studio in the twelve years he's known the man.
- Doctor Who | Jenny/Vastra, OCs | T | The Adventure of the Hopping Vampire
- SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Together
- Have some pointless, plotless fluff this chilly Wednesday.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana/Mercedes | NC-17 | All My Loving For Someone Who's Loving Me
- A Troubletones rehearsal at Santana's house doesn't go exactly as planned.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Luke, Sanjay, Eleven, Amy | T | When You Need Friends More Than Physics
- In which Sanjay just wants a normal friend and Luke almost does a very good impression of one.
- Madoka Magica, Utena, Princess Tutu, others | Homura/Madoka, Anthy/Utena, Ahiru, others | G | Request
- Homura lives only for a friend that she can not remember.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | PG-13 | Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be
- .Epic crack about Santana's quest to brave the labyrinth-like maze of sewers under Lima to rescue her girl.
- Magic School Bus | Ms. Frizzle | G | sensible and hopefully beautiful things
- Mrs. Frizzle has lists. Her adventures may seem spontaneous, only limited by the abilities of the bus, but she plans them just like any teacher keeps lesson plans.
- Glee | all the Gleeks as poly | PG | spin a bottle, smash a glass
- In my head they all get married in pairs, for the various benefits this provides. And to avoid any sort of hurt feelings or arguments over who marries who, they decide this in the most arbitrary way possible: Spin the Bottle.
- Glee | Sue, Kurt, Will | PG | Giving Back
- "I, Sue Sylvester, have chosen my protégé: one Mr. Ladyface. Otherwise known as Kurt Hummel."
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Puck | PG-13 | Goblin Queen
- Britt gets lost in the sewers over the summer because she was kidnapped by the Goblin King. Santana (with an assist from Puck) goes to save her.
- House | Wilson, House, OCs | NC-17, warnings | These Crimes Between Us
- After a horrific act of violence, House decides that revenge is a dish best served cold.
- Glee | Will, Beiste | PG | Just a Perfect Blendship
- Will and Beiste become BFFs, and Will helps Beiste meet the perfect man for her.
- Angel | Cordelia, Wesley, Angel | G | I'm Not Calling You A Zombie
- After going to see a zombie movie, Cordelia points out the resemblances between Angel and a certain species of yucky undead flesh eaters. Wesley doesn't really help to dissuade her. Angel is distressed (but has good hair).
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Kurt/Blaine | G | [untitled fluff fill]
- Brittany give Blaine the "hurt him you die," speech in her sweet more than slightly spacey way, because he's her favorite ex-boyfriend because of all the facials she got.
- Glee | wee!Kurt, wee!Rachel, Burt, Rachel's dads | G | [untitled fluff fic]
- Burt is watching his little Kurtie playing in the park when Rachel's dads sit next to him.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, ensemble | G | I regret nothing
- An AU in which Santana is Robin and Brittany is Batman.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, Rachel, Karofsky, ensemble | PG-13 | Nobody Makes Brittany Cry
- Karofsky breaks a cardinal rule at McKinley.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | PG-13 | This Love Of Mine Goes On And On
- Santana’s aware Brittany wants to get married. Brittany and subtle just aren’t two things that go together.
- Glee | Kurt, Burt | G | [untitled wee!Kurt fic]
- Little!Kurt being his regular, fabulous self and Burt getting all Papa Bear on some parents who are less than kind about it.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | G | Kissy
- Brittany just loves bunnies!
- Glee | trans!Brittany/Santana, Kurt, Burt | PG | Who I Am Inside
- Cue sweet, fluffy explorations of gender, Kurt buying their clothes/supplies (with their money), so they're not seen and outed doing so, Kurt being thrilled he has a guy friend who's willing to be made over, etc.
- House | Cuddy(/Thirteen), House (/Wilson) | G | Favors
- Just because the boss is GLBT, and so is character X, it doesn't mean they get any favours, whatever the gossip says.
- Harry Potter | Hermione/Luna | R | The Mending Of Things
- When Hermione seeks Luna's help for someone else, she gets more than she bargained for.
- Harry Potter | Cho/Lily Luna | NC-17 | Practice (Or, five steps to making someone more perfect when they kind of already are.)
- Cho can't help but turn certain things into exercises.
- Harry Potter | Ginny/Luna, Molly | R | A Good Indication
- Ginny's best friend will always be there for her.
- Star Wars | canon pairings, ensemble | PG | The Shifting of the Sand
- A freak accident during a duel with Darth Maul sends Queen Amidala's transport thirty-five years into the future -- and directly into the path of the skiff Lando Calrissian is piloting away from the wreck of Jabba the Hutt's barge.
- Glee | Kurt, ensemble | PG | Saturday Night
- Can I get a fic with the Gleek guys reaching a point where Kurt's homosexuality becomes a non-issue?
- Animorphs | Tobias(/Rachel), Cassie | PG | Span
- The red-tailed hawk lives, on average, for twenty years in the wild. Tobias doesn't expect to see thirty.
- Glee | Santana/Brittany | G | Tangent to Your Curves
- There was a fandomsecrets secret where the OP asked why there weren't any stories in which Santana and Brittany are polyamorous and it's presented as a valid lifestyle choice. So I wrote one.
- Animorphs | Ax, ensemble | G | a slightly sour sweet
- "Prince Jake," Ax said, as they were tramping along the sidewalk to the next house, "why does this ghost costume have no mouth? Moooouth. Mmmmmouth. From what I have studied in your books, ghosts like to talk, and talking needs mouths for your people. Peeeeople."
- Glee | Santana/Brittany | G | replace an empty mind
- "Britt, how did you fail study hall?"
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Kyoko/Sayaka | PG-13 | off the hook
- This is not a Disney mermaid story.
- Glee | Sue | PG | qualifying
- Of all of the schools in Ohio that I canvassed this summer, I have determined that your lax child labor laws and uncaring administration are the best combination to ensure my success at achieving a Nationals-quality cheerleading squad. Therefore, I require that you fire your current personnel and install me immediately.
- Glee | Mercedes/Tina | NC-17 | open the floodgates up
- Plain desire has gotten them this far, but now Tina wishes she'd watched more lesbian-porn-for-lesbians, because she's not really sure where to begin, and she had to clip her fingernails to get this far, so lesbian-porn-for-straight-men has already failed her.
- Glee | Kurt, Burt | G | spin
- "Fashion show, Daddy," he answered. "You have to walk straight down the catwalk. And then flip really sudden!"
- Glee/Harry Potter | Sue/Snape | G | Severus Snape and the Dragon of McKinley
- She is wearing a tracksuit, but somehow manages to remind him of a Death Eater.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Luke/Clyde, Rani | PG | Five Times Sarah-Jane was Awesome in the Year That Never Was
- Martha Jones isn't the only one that walks the Earth at the end of the world - or bits of it, anyway.
- Stargate | Sheppard/McKay, others | R | Sheppard's Law
- This is the story of...John Sheppard's whole life, and it takes about forty years to tell. *facepalm* No, seriously; I apparently need to keep building John up from scratch.
- Fake News | Jon/Jon, Jon/Stephen, Jon/Everyone | NC-17 | The One Where Jon Fucks Himself
- by whatever method you prefer: Jon/vagina!Jon (my preferred method being Generic Interdimensional Vortex) + fluffy, self-indulgent epilogue.
- Stargate | Rodney, Sam, ensemble | PG | Remorse
- The truest punishment Sam knows is guilt … and she knows McKay doesn't feel that. Yet.
- Star Wars | Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, various | NC-17 | The Bodyguard
- A slaver, a bodyguard, a Jedi, and a secret. Just add sex.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, team | G | Rewind, Reboot, Restore
- Liking Rodney McKay was very similar to how Douglas Adams had described flying: the trick was to throw yourself at him and miss.
- Glee | Kurt(/Blaine), Santana, Finn | R | Alliance
- A Glee fic based on the fact that united? Kurt and Santana could take over the world.
- Glee | Puck/Lauren, ensemble | PG-13 | How To Be A Doper Person (The Answer: Puppies)
- It's tiny and fluffy and has giant eyes and Puck falls pretty much instantly in love. He's a badass, okay, but he's been learning that he can be a badass and still have feelings, and, well, Puck's always been a sucker when it comes to animals. Which is why he tucks the dog under his arm and scales the fence behind the pound while he's having a "getting to know you" session with her.
- Star Wars | Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, various | NC-17 | The Jinn Identity
- Who is the mysterious smuggler Jinn, and why is he being chased by telepaths?
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, others | G | Extravagant Republican Pundit Sets Studio Aflame
- Ridiculed conservative pundit The Reverend Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA set his studio aflame after an audience member asked what his relationship to liberal satirist Jon Stewart was like.
- Glee | Santana/OFC, Blaine/Kurt, others | PG-13 | thank you for being a friend
- Over the course of the summer, Santana steadily becomes less of an enigma to Blaine. Mostly because she keeps walking into the employee-only area at Six Flags and also crashing his dates.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, others | R | History of Maps
- Rodney knows that he and John bookend Kate's day.
- Stargate Atlantis | John/Rodney, others | R | Cartography by Touch
- Dr. Heightmeyer always makes sure the billowy, translucent curtains in her offices are open when John comes in for his 8 a.m. standing appointment.
- Doctor Who | Four/Sarah Jane | T | On the Importance of Doing Your Research (Especially Regarding Virgin Sacrifices)
- When selecting someone for virgin sacrifice, you should probably ask them a few questions first. Like, you know, whether or not they’re actually a virgin.
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- Fullmetal Alchemist | Ed, Maes, Roy, ensemble | through R | in defiance of reason (& sequels)
- In response to the question, "What would it look like if Edward Elric were as crazy as Allen Walker?" I said, well. CLEARLY I MUST WRITE THAT FIC.
- Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures | Barbara/Ian, Sarah Jane, Doctors, others | T | Bright Star
- Marshellian Paston's Fifteenth Theorem of Time Travel states that any two persons travelling through time are slightly more likely to meet from a probabilistic standpoint, within a margin of error described by a hypercube with complex dimensions; Ian, Barbara and Sarah Jane Smith give Marshellian Paston something to write home about.
- Torchwood | Ianto/Jack, Tosh | PG-13 | Conversational Japanese
- Ianto and Tosh have been kidnapped. This is how they cope.
- Doctor Who | Rory/Eleven, Jack, Jeff, others | T | Seventeen Things That Happen to Rory Williams, After
- In which Amy dies and Rory, eventually, keeps going.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Luke, ensemble | T | The Archetype
- Written for the SJA ficathon for these two prompts: "Sarah Jane didn't find Luke - maybe UNIT did, or some other alien, or even the Doctor. What happens and what does Luke become without her guidance and his friends?" and "On the same lines as the prompt above...Luke as a bad guy. How does Team Sarah Jane take him down?"
- Sailor Moon | the Inners, Dark Kingdom | PG | The Four Horsemen
- Ami finds evidence that the Dark Kingdom may be making a return.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, ensemble | PG | Misconception
- "Well, you know Mamoru and I are your Papa and Mama, or will be. Who's Ichiro?" "Didn't I tell you? He's my big brother."
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, families | PG-13 | Home for the Holidays
- "Haruka, we're going to visit my family before Christmas."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", John, Kristen | PG | [untitled note ficlet]
- Note posted on the door of apartment 207 on September 27th, 2011:
- Doctor Who | Alfie, Craig/Sophie | G | It's In The Stars
- The Doctor's best intentions don't always screw people up.
- Battlestar Galactica | Caprica Six, others | PG | The name of this story is your name.
- Summary: What if Caprica didn't actually die. Ever.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Ooh Mister Jeeves
- It really does work for any fandom, doesn't it?
- Sailor Moon | OC, Usagi, Chibiusa, Tigers Eye | G | Brand of Cain
- Up until a few days ago, I was nothing more than an aerobics instructor at a fitness centre. No one knew what I did at night, though, and that was a good thing; I don't handle personal questions very well.
- Sailor Moon | Haruka/Michiru, Hotaru, Setsuna | R | Only Dreaming
- That night, they were wakened again by Hotaru screaming.
- Harry Potter | Harry/young!Sirius, Remus/Tonks, ensemble | R | Cartographer's Craft
- In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks.
- Doctor Who | Amy, Eleven, Rory | G | Rory's Eleventh Hour
- "Oh god," Rory moans, still giggling weakly. "I'm trapped in a haunted house with a dead girl and her alien space boyfriend are we are going to be eaten by a giant crazy alien space eel. This is the worst day ever."
- Avengers | Steve/Tony/Petter, ensemble | T | Magnetic
- Tony and Pepper are in a committed relationship, everyone knows that. Tony still flirts relentlessly with Steve, though, and Steve doesn't know what to make of it. Then he starts having weird feelings about Pepper too, and he really, really doesn't know what to make of that.
- Sailor Moon | Mamoru/Usagi, ensemble | PG | Birthday Quest
- Text-RPG format. Mamoru has to get a cake and present for Usagi's birthday. Sounds easy, right?
- Sailor Moon | Diana, ensemble | PG | Kitty Quest
- Text RPG format. Chibiusa is missing and Diana has to figure out where she went. That's what this story's supposed to be about, right?
- Sailor Moon | Neptune, Galaxia, others | PG-13 | building a better flytrap.
- Her personal motivations may be ambiguous, but the end result is the same; you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
- Sailor Moon | ChibiUsa, Serenity/Endymion, Haruka/Michiru, ensemble | K | Pink Haired Trouble
- The King and Queen are away on holiday, leaving nine senshi and eventually three starlights in charge of a three year old. No problem, right?
- Sailor Moon | ensemble | G | Miscast
- Director:(Muttering to himself) I could have had those two cast as Uranus and Neptune but noooooo, Naoko HAD to have them as Jupiter and Venus.
- Sailor Moon | Kunzite, Zoisite, Beryl, Inners | G | A Failed Attack
- What would Zoisite and Kunzite do to stop Beryl from interupting their sleep?
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Inners, Pluto | PG-13 | Return of the Moon Princess
- Usagi is injured in an attack and when she wakes up, she believes she is still Princess Serenity during the Silver Millenium.
- Sailor Moon | Motoki, Mamoru | PG-13 | The Aftermath of Bachelor Parties
- Motoki and Mamoru have had one wild night. And now they are having a very bad morning.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Haruka | PG-13 | Sometimes You Hear the Bullet Train
- Usagi's done a bad, bad thing, and now Mamoru (as usual), has to pick up the pieces.
- Sailor Moon | Rei, ensemble | PG-13 | Just As Fatal
- As far as Senator Hino Nibori was concerned, the whole world was going straight to hell.
- Sailor Moon/Animaniacs | Pinky, Brain, senshi ensemble | PG | Mamoru Chiba Needs A Hug
- Pinky & the Brain, two lab mice now given intelligence after being used as daimon test hosts by the Deathbusters, plan to take over the world by getting rid of the Senshi. Of course, any plan involving Sailor Brain (defender of some obscure celestial body you've probably never heard of before) can only end in tears, wrestling matches and Tuxedo Pinky saving the day.
- Doctor Who | Four/Sarah Jane, the Brig, Sutekh, others | T | Plaything
- AU: The Doctor is forced to take Sutekh’s offer and save Earth, at the price of the rest of the universe. This is the aftermath.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | NC-17 | On The Advantages Of Disobedience
- D/s, spanking, sappiness levels approaching critical mass
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, Hotaru | PG-13 | Little Girls, Lost
- Sailormoon will soon learn that the other side is not always so pretty and heroes are not always so lucky... The hard way.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | A-ko, B-ko, C-ko | G | Exit, Pursued by a Bear
- b: Yes, but maybe one day we'll be able to play REAL characters with REAL names. Maybe one day we'll be as important as Utena-sama.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Mikage, Shiori(/Juri) | G | Other People
- And you would have become a car, and she would have sat in YOUR leather seat and shifted YOU into first gear, and you'd NEVER have crashed.
- Doctor Who | River, TARDIS, Amy, Rory | G | Failing to Communicate
- The Doctor is dead, long live River Song.
- Better Off Ted | Linda/Veronica | PG-13 | Steering Along (This Act of Translation)
- Linda's just about gotten to her cubicle when Veronica joins her and says she's thinking about getting her nipple pierced.
- Stargate | Teal'c, team | G | Teal'c's Five Favorite Board Games
- Chess does not feel like a game to him, and inasmuch as he conceives of it as a game, it is not a game he wishes to play.
- Captain America/The Middleman | Steve, Wendy, Middleman, others | G | Captain America's Art Crawl Adventure
- "I think the more pertinent question is, how do we stop a giant glue monster from rampaging through Art Crawl?"
- Glee | Santana/Brittany, Rachel/Quinn, others | M | Free Falling From a Work in Progress
- Eight years after being recruited into the NSA, Special Agent Santana Lopez, aka Molly Chambers, is given a new assignment: track down the stolen Government Intersect and protect it from harm.
- Sailor Moon | Pluto, Endymion | PG | Comfort in a Bottle
- Pluto turns to vodka for a little comfort one evening, and Endymion has no idea why.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi, family | G | A view from the ground
- When Usagi was a little, she was never afraid of the dark.
- Sailor Moon | Motoki, Mamoru | G | Some Skeletons Are Better Left in the Closet
- "Everything in the world my friend. That blazer says it all, you are not Tuxedo Kamen."
- Sailor Moon | Mamoru | G | Death and Taxes
- Sometimes, there are problems far worse than dying.
- Glee | Rachel/Quinn, Jesse, Kurt | T | be a part of this
- After Junior Prom, Quinn gets an unexpected life coach.
- Glee | Rachel/Quinn, Brittany/Santana | R | Gleedazzled
- Rachel would do anything to be with Quinn. Anything.
- Glee | Rachel/Quinn, Kurt, Puck, Santana/Brittany | M | and isn't this exactly where you'd like me
- Future AU. Rachel is doing a show in Vegas for 2-3 months and ends up getting a lap dance from Quinn.
- Glee | Brittany/Quinn, others | M | but i've got a plan
- For anon, who wanted "Brittany comforts Quinn on her fat day" and got a Season 1 AU.
- Glee | Sue, Kurt, Santana/Brittany, ensemble | light R | Served Cold
- Sue always knew McKinley would fall apart without her. She just never thought she'd be away long enough for it to happen.
- b_cavis: Just cuz I can: not for the unfunny or religious.
- In the beginning, there was canon. And God saw that the canon was lame, and God said “This canon is lame.”
- Glee | Sue/Emma, Will/Emma, Brittany/Santana, Kurt | R | The Height of Improbability
- "Here's what I'm proposing: I'll be your weapon. Your righteous, fabulous, and fierce weapon against a pasty, sad and follically-impaired target." Sue and Emma join forces against Will.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, others | PG-13 | Let your love grow tall
- Everything's easy when you never have to choose -- or, Brittany's side of the story.
- Glee | Quinn/Rachel, others | M | this is not (a love song)
- Remember what happened to her family? Someone will say, when the Gazette runs another article on her successful career in New York. Remember?
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | M | soft in the middle
- Brittany and Santana as girl scout troop leaders.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, ensemble | PG | zombie apocalypse
- "Ignore it. Fear doesn't get you anywhere. All it does is make you fuck up the footwork during a back handspring. Remember?"
- Glee | Brittany/Santana | NC-17 | A successful hunt
- Santana Lopez was not afraid of hunting down a dragon. The question is, why? Sort of Medieval/Fantasy!AU, but really just an excuse to write smut.
- Glee | Terri/Sue, others | R | Mama Said Knock You Out
- The secret Terri’s hiding might just be exactly what Sue needs to regain the upper hand over Will.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, /Artie, /Kurt, ensemble | R | Sing Me A Song Of Forgetting
- In her bedroom, Brittany turns the music up, stops trying to track or remember anything at all, and reaches out with her fingers and toes. The music shimmers over her skin and, piece by piece, Brittany puts herself back together.
- Glee | Rachel/Quinn, the Berrys | PG-13 | Keep a Lid on it
- All Rachel wanted to do was open a jar of pickles...
- Glee | Brittany/Santana/Rachel | T | If You Would Only Listen
- This is what Brittany and Santana find after eavesdropping on Finn and Rachel's conversation yesterday. The original plan being to pop in and flirt with Finn, but, honestly, this is a much better situation to work their magic with.
- Glee | Brittany/Santana, ensemble | PG-13 | Two Eye Patches Are Better Than None
- Antidaeophobia - Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
- House, M.D. | Chase, House/Wilson, others | PG-13 | House and the P.L.O.T. Device
- An experimental procedure is used to regress first Chase, then House to a six-year-old.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, others | R, warnings | Everything a Bit Broken
- Sherlock's been assaulted; is this part of Moriarty's plan? Or is it something worse?
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | PG | Coming Home
- She’d definitely come to find Homura’s presence, which was like a welcoming beacon amidst all the chaos of time, a place to return to.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | PG-13 | When a Predator Catches Its Prey
- So, now that he’s been outed on national television as a “sexual predator” of the most diabolical kind, Jon figures he might as well live up to his billing.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Sam | G | In Which Stephen's Looking For Jon
- "Hey. You," he hisses. It's what's-her-name. Sarah, Sally, Sacagawea Bee-sting or something or other. One of those awful women who puts their careers in front of their families.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | Turtles Don't Like Peanut Butter
- Mom said school was lots of fun and he'd make lots of new friends, but Stephen was already halfway through his first day of kindergarten and he's all by himself.
- Glee | Mrs. Fabray, Rachel/Quinn | PG | According to Judy
- How Judy Fabray deals with Quinn's infatuation with Rachel.
- Glee | Rachel/Mercedes, Kurt, others | PG | What You Want, Baby, I Got It
- No one ever said being friends with Rachel Berry would be easy.
- Glee | Quinn/Rachel, Brittany/Santana, ensemble | R | Saints and Sinners
- How can I summarize this? Quinn plots, fails, succeeds, freaks out, does something stupid, does something right, and then... well, you'll see.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura, ensemble | T | Sea Legs
- It had been Mami, her voice thick, as if she'd been crying. It had been too soon, this morning, too sudden, she hadn't been thinking-she was holding an otsuya tonight for Miki Sayaka and would Homura attend.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Jon/wife, Jon/Olivia | G | Adding to the Family
- Jon's smile faded as he read the final note. He held it up so his spouses could see the ”NO” written in bold text.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, Olivia | G | [untitled teaching AU]
- Stephen likes volunteering at the aquarium. First, there's nothing like following up, if in a small way, on a childhood dream that even his twelve-year-old self gave up on. Second, there is no tougher audience than a large and grumpy group of children, and Stephen enjoys tough audiences.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Knickknacks and Bric-a-bracs
- Stephen’s apartment is a fascinating place.
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica | Junko, Kazuko, ??? | K+ | A Quiet Toast
- At home, Junko always drinks alone. Always.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Spike, Tara, Dawn, ensemble | R | Daemons Luminati
- Can a vampire be dragged, kicking and screaming into the light? We'll see. Spike's a complicated guy, isn't he?
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | inspired by Steve's appearance this week
- "Where does Steve get off calling you Papa Bear?"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | surveillance approach peludo
- Stephen twirled the pencil absently between his lips, watching the footage taken from the security camera that were installed in Jon's dressing room.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Every Nine Months
- What Stephen had happily announced nine months ago, Jon knew it just wasn't biologically possible, but well, the symptoms. And also Jon was a shameless wuss.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam | PG | Future Imperfect
- On the second day of the rest of their lives, everything goes right to hell. Crowley spends a long time picking up the pieces, but it's not until twelve years later, in a little cottage in the South Downs, that the last one finally slides back into place.
- Harry Potter | Hermione/Ron, the Grangers | R | In The Bleak Midwinter
- Hermione Granger had grown to dread the winter. The season almost seemed to have a grudge against her. And so as she and Ron flew from summer in Britain to winter in Australia to search for her parents, she found she had both old and new issues to resolve.
- Harry Potter | Mrs. Granger, Hermione | G | I Have No Daughter
- Hermione's mother is furious about the measures her daughter took to ensure her parents' safety during the war.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon, Eleanor Holmes Norton | PG | Naked and Sccreaming
- "Stephen, there is no more room in my inbox for messages, and it has enough memory for six hours of audio. What did you do last night?"
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Ace | PG | Teaching Ace To Knit
- "No need to be embarrassed, Skipper. Nothing wrong with knitting."
- Little House | Laura and family | PG-13 | Little House After The End
- The charming and delightful tale of the Ingalls family's extraordinary life as they do their best to survive after an onslaught of unspeakable undead horror.
- Ranma 1/2 | Ryoga/Ranma/Akane | G | Lost and Found
- I can claim it's a future-fic epilogue tag for the whole series, and then I don't need to write more of it! Yesss.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | Bastille Day
- Jon has given up on predicting Stephen's reactions to anything. It's just better to stop trying and go with the flow.
- West Wing | ensemble | T | Go and Catch a Falling Star
- "If we survive this, we'll be able to buy everyone at NASA a pony," said Josh.
- Left Behind | kids | PG | Children of the Goats (WIP, abandoned?)
- Some of the grown-ups talked about before, about Sin and Iniquity (she didn't know what Iniquity was, but it sounded bad), and Tribulation, which sounded bad but was supposed to be good. Sometimes she thought she remembered bits, like Mommy brushing her hair, or the smell of Grandma's cooking, but these never sounded like Tribulation and Iniquity, so she wasn't sure she was right.
- Left Behind | Chloe/Buck, Rayford/Hattie | PG | Chloe misses Irene
- Hattie had refused to come to dinner, to Chloe's great relief: but they were supposed to meet before the flight. Chloe didn't want to be there, but she didn't want to let Dad out of her sight. She'd felt like that since they got home. If she could deadhead on this flight, she'd go along.
- Left Behind OCs | PG | Conversions
- "This is the work of a God, but not the God I've believed in. The God you'll find in the Rapture leaflets is arbitrary, petty, jealous, vindictive. All He has is power - the only reason to worship Him is fear. And I'm not going to worship any God out of fear."
- Left Behind | OCs | G | Race to Dawn
- "Where are we going, mom?" asked Michael, still in his teddy-bear pajamas.
- Left Behind | Verna, Alice, Buck/Steve, Chloe, OCs | PG-13 | Does God Have Plans for Verna?
- But then, that’s why she was really crying, wasn’t it? That’s what made Verna glow red with self-hatred. The entire world collapsed and the only connection she had with it was superficial and lacking, of absolutely no impact.
- Left Behind | OCs, Buck, Rayford, Hattie | PG-13 | Harvest of Souls (WIP, abandoned?)
- "Whatever facts I can lay my hands on, ma'am. If you're right, whatever I find will only support your beliefs." Sofia turned to the flight attendant. "Thank you," she said, taking the bags and latex gloves.
- Left Behind | Earl, Rayford | PG | Variations on a Bitter Theme
- "But I took it as a friend, just like you listen to me when I brag about my kids, right?"
- Left Behind | OCs | PG | Going Underground
- The educational programmes had given way to urgent news flashes - children across Europe and Africa had been disappearing in their millions as the sun rose. Fatima sat bolt upright, splattering hot chocolate all over the beige sofa.
- Left Behind | Hattie/Rayford | PG | Zero kindness
- Hattie had met Irene twice in the past ten years: she had seemed like the coldest, least affectionate person Hattie had ever met, outside her own family.
- Left Behind | OCs, Trib Force | G | The Waiter is Practicing Politics
- George's neighbor, a sweet old lady named Mrs. Hutchinson, was gone. Her car had been sitting out next to the curb ever since. The day after the Event, he had heard her two cats crying, and he had finally persuaded the super to let him into her apartment.
- Left Behind | alt!Nicolae, an angel | G | The Temptation of the Antichrist
- Nicky was sitting comfortably at his kitchen table when his refrigerator burst into flame.
- Left Behind | OCs | PG | To Gather Stones Together
- To everything, turn, turn, turn, there is a season, turn, turn, turn, echoed through Libby’s head as she twisted the can opener.
- Left Behind | Buck, Stonagal, Nicolae | PG | Meet the New Boss
- The sound of the pistol shot was like a physical blow within the confines of the conference room.
- Left Behind | Nicolae, others | PG | The Grass is Always Greener...
- True, the tasks He had given Nicolae were to oppose Him on earth, to spread discord and suffering, but if that was His will, then it was for Nicolae, His humble servant, to do his bidding to the best of limited human talents.
- Left Behind | OCs | PG-13 | The Rapture
- The ambulance wasn't hers. The shift wasn't hers. The supplies laid out on the ground in front of her weren't hers. But the people on the ground were hurt, that made them patients. And she was the only one around who could help, that made them hers.
- Left Behind | Rayford, Jesus, OCs | G | Something is Wrong Here
- Jacob had never studied theology and never set foot in a church, he had no idea the significance of being on the right or the left. In fact the only thing this right-left thing brought to mind was an episode of the original series of Star Trek.
- Left Behind | OCs, Buck | G | Grin and Bear It
- The memos sent in the four weeks after The Event when the company had decided to reopen some of its stores were carefully worded and to the point. Down went the pictures of children posing with the store's selection of bears and other animals, and for the time being the Baby Bear model and all accessories were pulled.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Brig, Dalek Roy | G | Stuck in Peru
- Any time you hear the Brigadier mentioned in nu!Who, he still pretty much runs U.N.I.T. but is "stuck in Peru" and can't make it back for whatever big event is going down. Nicholas Courtney passed away earlier this year, as did Elisabeth Sladen and Roy Skelton, who was the original voice of the Daleks. So they're all...STUCK IN PERU.
- Doctor Who | Jenny/Vastra | G | Human Customs
- "It's a human custom, ma'am. When two people care for one another, they go to a church and have a ceremony to join themselves to each other til death do them part." "They become stuck together?"
- Commercials | Old Spice Guy/Mayhem | G | This Wedding Is Now Diamonds
- Look at your groom. Now back to me. Now back at your groom. Now back at me. Sadly, he isn't me.
- Pinky and the Brain | Pinky/Brain | G | Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me?
- What do you give someone who's given you the world?
- Sesame Street, The Muppet Show | Bert/Ernie, others | G | Things That Start With B
- Ernie is naming things that start with the letter B. Bert thinks doing this in the middle of their wedding is a bad idea.
- Sherlock | Holmes/Watson | G | "Mycroft is the Government."
- "...Come along, Watson, we can't leave the Queen waiting."
- Harry Potter | Snape, Harry, Dumbledore, Hermione, Luna, Ron | T | The Guiltless
- When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations---both about The Boy Who Lived, and about Snape's understanding of himself. Sixth year AU.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Faith/Buffy, others | M | Prelude to a Wish
- One version of how the Buffy Summers who in another timeline moved to Sunnydale in Welcome to the Hellmouth might have evolved instead into the hard-edged Buffy Summers of the Wishverse.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, wives | G | Public Service Announcement
- "Jon! You - you kissed me!" Stephen sputters, his brown eyes comically wide with shock.
- Doctor Who | Amy/Rory, Eleven, Vastra/Jenny | PG-13 | The Celebrity Exemption
- For two thousand years, the Last Centurion stood watch over the Pandorica. Nothing could deter him from his self-imposed duty. Nothing could tempt him away from his lost love. And then Charmed premiered.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto | NC-17 | Something New
- "Don't move. Don't open your eyes." Gunplay.
- Beauty and the Beast | Cogsworth/Lumiere | PG-13 | Winding Days
- Cogsworth/Lumiere. As household items. Please.
- Aladdin | Jasmine, Genie | R | Love Me and Despair
- I don't care how, but Jasmine somehow becoming Sultana in her own right, but dark and brutal.
- Aladdin | Sultan, Jasmine | G | [untitled ficlet]
- The Sultan has a harem... and doesn't know what to do with it.
- Aladdin | Aladdin/Jasmine, Carpet | PG-13 | Spectatorship
- Would it be voyeurism? Would it be a weird three-way? Would it be like the dog watching?
- The Little Mermaid/Cinderella | Ariel/Cinderella, others | T | Part of Your World
- This is The Little Mermaid, but in a BDSM!AU in which Ursula switches Ariel's role (from submissive to Dominant) instead of taking her voice.
- Snow White | ensemble | PG | Fallen Angel White and the Seven Short Preps
- Any Disney Princess movie: My Immortal style.
- Toy Story | Andy, Woody, ensemble | PG-13 | Shut Up
- I want Andy finding out that Woody is alive. But instead of the usual fluffy version, I want it DARK.
- Good Omens | the Them, Hastur | K+ | Hastur Baiting
- "What's the point of a scroll that just says 'HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR' over and over?"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen/tentacles | NC-17 | The One With The Tentacles
- Vagina!Jon meets Stephen's pet tentacle monster.
- Toy Story | Woody, Buzz, Slink | G | Ghosts of the Past
- Woody talks to the ghost of Andys dad every anniversary oh his death. On the first year that Buzz is here for this he sees Woody sulking in a corner and asks what's wrong.
- Disney | Tiana/Ariel | R | Heart's Desire
- Ariel makes a deal and gets legs and loses her voice, but this time it's because she wants to meet Tiana so badly.
- The Little Mermaid | Ursula/Ariel, others | NC-17 | Going to hell, don't care, etc etc
- The Little Mermaid. Ursula/Ariel. Ursula is the Queen of the Ocean (Eric and Ariel were never able to stop her or something) and she enslaves Ariel. I don't care about the details, or mermaid biology, I just want porn.
- Toy Story | Woody, others | G | Sleep
- So, Woody's orginally a toy from the 1950's, right? And Andy's Mom calls him an "old family toy," you know?
- Toy Story/Roger Rabbit | Andy, toys, Jessica | PG | Ink and Paint and Pixels
- The Ink and Paint Club was human only but in a poor light, and the Club had some damn poor lighting, Andy could pass.
- Toy Story | Jessie/Barbie | G | Up on the Rooftop
- Barbie's survived every charity drive, garage sale, and spring cleaning but her luck can only last so long.
- Toy Story | Woody/Jessie/Buzz, others | R | Honeymoon
- Bonnie ships Jessie and Woody because they "go together." Show me awkward, awkward sex (possible incest kink, if that's how Jessie and Woody feel about each other) and forced interactions. I don't care how Buzz fits into it, but Jessie and Woody aren't allowed to avoid one another!
- Disney | various | G | Klondike Bar
- What would various Disney characters do...for a Klondike bar?
- Lilo & Stitch | Lilo/Mertle, Stitch | G | Slip Of The Tongue
- Lilo/Mertle Edmonds. Just, like, little kids who are totally crushing on each other.
- Toy Story | ensemble | PG-13 | Have a short, silly fill
- Say Woody, Buzz, Jessie etc. were to stumble upon Bonnie's parents having sex.
- Toy Story | Andy, ensemble | PG | Breakable
- Andy is off for Winter Break and offers to house sit for Bonnie's mother while her and her daughter, Bonnie, are away visiting family members for Christmas. Woody and Andy's other former toys that were given to Bonnie are filled with joy that they'll get to see Andy again.
- Toy Story | Buzz/Woody, Jessie, others | PG-13 | With apologies to my childhood
- “I don’t need to be reset, Woody,” Buzz said with extra emphasis and clarity.
- Disney | Jasmine/Aladdin, Jasmine/Mulan | PG | Trust Me
- Jasmine/Mulan, Some sort of scenario where the two girls meet up whilst out in the world seeking their fortunes/having adventures etc would be awesome. Especially if cross-dressing is involved.
- Toy Story | Andy, Woody | G | Just This Once
- Andy finds out that the toys can talk.
- Disney | Naveen/Tiana, Kuzco | G | Theme Songs
- Emperor's New Groove and The Princess and the Frog crossover. Naveen and Kuzco being BFF. Pre-movie for both. And obviously crack-y because the timeline makes no sense ;)
- Aladdin | Aladdin/Jasmine/Carpet | R | No, seriously
- Aladdin/Jasmine/Carpet. I avoided going there in a prompt I just filled, but now I'm curious about what would have happened if I hadn't. What does a horny, sentient, but non-anthropormorphic carpet want?
- Toy Story | Buzzy/Woody/Andy | NC-17 | yup, another Toy Story prompt
- Buzz/Woody/Andy threesome sex. with focus on Woody and/or Andy.
- Disney | Tiana/Naveen, others | G | After First Impressions
- Tiana and Naveen meeting other Disney characters for the first time.
- Fake news | Stephen, Jack White | PG | silence
- Stephen has plummeted out of character.
- Doctor Who | Jenny/Vastra, Eleven, Amy | PG | How I Met Your Silurian
- "This isn't helping," she was saying. "You're not helping. I don't much like the British Empire, but aren't we a little obliged to make sure it's not eaten by the color blue?"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, /John Oliver, /everyone | NC-17 | The One Where Jon Has A Vagina
- What it says on the tin.
- Harry Potter | Hermione/Ginny, others | NC-17, warnings | A Bright Cold Day In April
- It's a bad time to be in love.
- Battlestar Galactica | Boomer/Caprica, others | NC-17 | Measure and Method (Caprica)
- After the events of the S3 finale, the Cylons change their tactics. All of them.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, ensemble | M | Faerie-Touched
- In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...
- Sherlock | Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/John | NC-17 | you need someone (but it won't be me)
- The first time he sees Sherlock's driving license, Lestrade is sure it's a skilled forgery, though why Sherlock would want the little black S as his role instead of a D, he has no idea.
- Doctor Who | Jenny/Madame Vastra | R | Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
- You know the one about the lizard with the eight-foot tongue? No?
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Olivia | PG | Prerequisite
- "Stephen" thought he was the only one who could see the magic portal in the Daily Show basement. Then Olivia showed up.
- Harry Potter | Ginny/Pansy, ensembles | NC-17 | Matching-Muff Matrimony
- It was a comfortable marriage of inconvenience, really, given how much they hated each other.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Madoka, Amy, others | K | Popular
- Madoka learns the hard way that the life of a Puella Magi is not all fun and games.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | PG | Cycles
- Not all timelines end with her screaming as she shatters Madoka's soul.
- Fake News/His Dark Materials | Stephens, daemons | G | Settle Down, Stephen
- "This isn't fair," Stephen said, and then, because his father had given him a stern talking to about whiners not too long ago, corrected himself with "This can't be right. I'm supposed to be something- something fierce!"
- Sailor Moon/Evangelion | Shinji, Usagi, ensemble | PG | Fusions That Should Never Be #I
- Once they put some distance between themselves and the angel, the woman began to speak. "Sorry I was late, but traffic was a mess." She looked Shinji over. "Say, you look a lot like an old boyfriend of mine."
- Fake News | Beck!Jon, "Stephen", others | PG-13 | Moment of Understanding
- Stephen shows around the newest member of the Friendly Fox Family around the studio.
- Fake News | Wyatt, Jon, Al Madrigal | G | Beard Brothers
- Wyatt had wanted a beard brother for so long, and he had been so excited when Jon had offered to be his. People without facial hair just didn't understand the connection that could be made from having beards.
- Fake News (Rumble) | Jon/Stephen, Stephanos/Yonatan | PG-13 | Art Spam~
- Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Stephanos/Yonatan, and a dash of Jon/Stephen.
- Harry Potter | Rita Skeeter/Amelia Bones, others | NC-17 | Blindness and Stars
- In the months following Voldemort’s first defeat, two women with similarly ambitious natures but very different ethics cross paths often enough that they decide to try walking together.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Kyoko/Sayaka, others | PG-13 | Save Me (The Last Waltz)
- Did I hate you at first sight because you reminded me all too much of how I was, or did I somehow know what would eventually happen?
- Main Page - imfdb :. guns in movies :. movie guns :. the internet movie firearms database
- Not just movies, either. Check the pages on Hellsing and TCR.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Like Brain Kudzu
- College!fic. "Stephen" has discovered the true insidiousness behind biology class.
- Fake News | pre-Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | Exsanguination
- Jon has been wearing a scarf. That's unusual. Stephen is wary. Mystic!verse
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Hitomi/Kyousuke | K+ | Little Sayaka-chan
- A five year old Sayaka-chan has a nightmare about magical girls.
- Doctor Who/Fake News | Jon, River, Stephen, Master | PG | shattered windows and the sound of drums
- (She thinks his mother doesn't even exist, that he's created a past for himself, but that somewhere there's the key to fixing this--)
- Fake News | Jon, John, Aasif | PG | during which john and aasif watch a wedding.
- Jon had laughed but said it wouldn’t be a problem when John and Aasif asked if it would be all right if they showed up for work at three in the morning.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon, Denis | G | The Not So Epic Battle
- "You sure you wanna do this, Colbert?"
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Romana, Leela | G | Looked Up in Perfect Silence at the Stars
- There were whole books of protocol for greeting the President. Sarah didn't have truck with that sort of thing, especially as the hypothetical Lord High President of Gallifrey the books talked about was invariably male, so she simply turned and waited for Romana to catch up with her.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Three, Four, K-9, Five, Tegan | PG-13 | When It Was Time
- The Doctor pushed Sarah Jane Smith into the TARDIS ahead of him, passing through the temporal membrane that Rassilon had thoughtfully created to enable the TARDIS to split and reintegrate with itself in its various timelines.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane/Four | PG-13 | Without a Hitch
- This is not how his days usually begin.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Eleven | G | A Lovely Story With Eleven and Sarah and a Baby
- Tweed, floppy hair, annoyingly boyish face, and a bundle in his arms. "Hello, Sarah! I'd hug you, but I have this."
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde, Mr. Smith | PG | A Better Way
- "Thank you," the computer said. "I now appear to be completely free of Raxacoricofallapatorian innards."
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Ten, Sarah Jane, Maria, Luke, Clyde | G | The Sacred Art of Stealing
- "Brilliant! Look at them, they're brilliant! Pre-trained humans!"
- Doctor Who | Martha, Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Chrissie | G | A Little Shelter
- There were rumours of a house on Bannerman Road, the only house still standing on that street, used as a safe house by those who manage to escape the labour camps and evade the Toclafane.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Jack, Jo, Brig, K-9, Romana, Harry | G | To the Rescue
- Poor girl. Alone, abandoned, dressed in an Andy Pandy outfit and carrying a stuffed owl. She was, if not exactly a pitiful sight, a sight that was hard to miss, even though he'd never met her before.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Maria | G | Living History
- Out of the sky he fell, the traveler with no name. Into the mist he fell, lost and alone, forgotten. He looked up at unfamiliar stars and with the wind and the grass sang pity for his race.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Madeline | R | Three Drabbles
- These are rather silly drabbles based on silly plot-bunnies I had to get out of my system.
- Hellsing | Integra/Seras, Alucard/Walter, Integra/Alucard | Sims (NSFW)
- So far, I've mostly taken pictures of the Hellsing family, so I'm going to post those today. Here's hoping you find their antics as funny as I do.
- Maria-sama ga Miteru | Sei, Youko, Eriko | Sims
- Here we see the lovely "Rosa Family". Satou Sei, Mizuno Youko, and Torii Eriko.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | Sim!Aziraphale and Crowley : new and improved!
- Thus, it came to pass that the two friends moved into a house together.
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC | Sims
- I can't draw... but, maybe you'd be interested in a Mac/PC Sims game?
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | Sims (II)
- I should probably go get breakfast, do laundry and be otherwise useful. Instead I screencap Sims.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | Sims
- So there's this game called the Sims2. And you can... make people with it. (Fake) News anchors, for example. So... I did.
- thelostoz: The Witches of Oz
- I made a series of posts to my own journal about the witches of Oz.
- hellsing: Zorin Blitz thoughts/observations/guesswork
- OK, to follow up the last post I did: here are some thoughts about Millennium's Big Blonde. As before, these are random and speculative--based on research, detective work, and so forth, but hardly to be taken as dogma.
- hellsing: Rip Van Winkle thoughts/theories/pedantry/silliness
- I've been working on an essay about the Millennium women for another community. It's not done yet, but I just thought I would offer some ideas about Rip to be discussed/ridiculed here.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | worksafe | Here comes the Mini Wooster again!
- Minii!Bertie enjoying his hot-tea-bath. Then: Four times mini!Bertie refuses Jeeves' suggestion and one time he agrees.
- indeedsir: Request/Discussion
- So. I need more lesbian!Madeline. Like breathing.
- Keep Calm: Jeeves and Wooster Icon Edition
- Keep Calm and Ring For Jeeves.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, Jimmy Fallon | G | Broccoli Is Good But Love Is Better
- Stephen is FOUR and in the TRANSITIONAL KINDERGARDEN and no one understands his sadness.
- United States of Tara | Buck | G | Support
- On being the only guy in a body full of women and...whatever Gimme is.
- Star Trek (2009) | Kirk/Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Winona, others | T | Fighting Gravity
- When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their supposedly destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth after the Enterprise's first five-year mission, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for the bright future they were promised, but the one thing standing in its way is Spock himself.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, Mami, Sayaka/Kyouko, others | T | Roleplay Puella Game Madoka Magica
- Madoka was also being a good magical girl protagonist by having inwardly tortured thoughts of ennui and angst about what she should do with herself and what she was capable with the few talents she had, if any (which believe me, you wouldn't believe me if I told you).
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, others | T | All The Time In The World
- The first time she sees Madoka alive again Homura breaks down. Madoka is their health officer but someone else – Sakura, Sayaka, what does it matter she's alive, she's alive, she's alive - escorts her to the nurse's office.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka, others | K+ | I Want The World To Stop
- Time is the reason for all of this death, sorrow and hatred.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | K+ | the end of the Cycle
- They are all different, in the tiniest ways that still matter so much.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Madoka/Homura, ensemble | K | Anything I want?
- Kyubey's tail swished back and forth, the only movement the...cat-rabbit-squirril-hellbeast combo ever made when sitting. "I told you," His voice rang out in Madoka's mind because Kyubey couldn't be bothered to use his mouth's muscles, "a magical girl of your potential can have anything you want."
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Kyoko, ensemble | K | painted blind
- Some nights she doesn't stay with Mami or Homura; instead, she wanders the empty streets all night, eating a pilfered apple and thinking about her family or Demons or Sayaka.
- Doctor Who | Bambera/Ancelyn, Ten, Donna, Lucy/Saxon!Master, Rani, Sarah Jane, others | PG-13 | The Unbearable Weirdness of Being UNIT
- Sea Devils, Dinosaurs, and the Master: all in a day’s work for Brigadier Bambera’s UNIT.
- Doctor Who | Ancelyn/Bambera, Ten | soft R | The History of the Kings of Britain
- Happily ever after, with sword fights.
- Hellsing | Integra | T | We, Her Majesty's Prisoners
- You wake up about that moment in a cold sweat and you open your eyes and you wonder what it was you had a dream about.
- Hellsing/Discworld/Read Or Die/Dune | Harkonnen, Willis, the Librarian, Wendy, Joker, Rip | K | A Spiritual Interlude
- The sky was a particularly bright shade of happy today. The sun was wearing a happy grin and a rather gaudy sombrero which didn't at all suit it. But then it had never been much noted for its fashion sense.
- Hellsing | Anderson, a vampire | T | Bad Girl
- Anderson had sliced and stabbed through dozens of ghouls to get here, to the head vampire. To her?
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko+Yumie, Anderson | K | The Usual Stakes
- "Same stakes as last time for the game pot?" asked Yumie as she dealt the cards.
- Hellsing | Integra, ensemble | K | Walking In Someone Else's Heels
- Integra decides to clear upa few things about her gender identity to her troops.
- Discworld | dwarves, Angua | PG-13 | Modern Love
- The ongoing changes in dwarven views on gender and sexuality have any number of repercussions. How many young dwarves are "coming out" as the gender they weren't born as? Conversely, is all this openness actually eroding dwarven freedom to view themselves however, and marry whomever, they wish?
- Jeeves & Wooster, Lord Peter Wimsey | Jeeves, Bertie, Wimsey | PG-13 | Armistice
- Yes, it's the sequel to Green Ice, or at least part of it. This is only the first part of a much longer story, but it stands on its own, at least for now
- Supernatural RPF, Twilight | Jared/Jensen, others | PG-13 | Live Free or Twihard
- Jensen is Romeo, Jared is Juliet, Team Edward are the Montagues, Team Jacob are the Capulets, and Aldis Hodge sincerely hopes he is not Mercutio, because he does not want to get shanked.
- Sherlock | John/Sherlock, others | PG | The Issue of Cuddling
- That John keeps behaving in unexpected ways is irksome. That Sherlock still hasn't been able to determine whether or not John wants a physical relationship beyond cuddling on the sofa is… annoying. Vastly so.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, others | PG-13 | At The End Of All Things
- It takes 66 days for the world to end, and Jon is there to watch it all.
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko, Father Renaldo | K+ | In the Family Way
- In a recent interview, Hirano is reported to have stated that Heinkel is neither male or female. You can take that as you will (or with a grain of salt). Me? I like to have fun with it.
- Hellsing | Walter, Seras | T | Acts of Mercy
- Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous. He'd mistaken the girl for Alucard; of course she'd be the only one compassionate enough to bring him a meal, the only one weak enough.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras, Walter | T | Disneyland
- Integra was blinking rapidly, fighting to keep from ordering Alucard from taking out the speakers and the demonic singing international children.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | T | Exploitative
- He frowned. She said 'flaming ruination' as if that would be a bad thing.
- Buffy, Ursula K. LeGuin | Buffy/Willow, Giles/Xander, Xander/Buffy, Giles/Willow | PG | Buffy of the Ki'O
- All down these years men of the Morning and men of the Evening had charge of finding this girl, wherever she should be born, and both guarding and guiding her, and preserving the memory of each woman who fell in battle.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Steve, Jon | G | Frenemies
- It was contradictory from the very beginning. Stephen practically begging Jon to hire Steve, then becoming sullen when he does. Steve greeting Stephen at the door with a hug, then practically growling when Stephen comes near.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Sweetness | PG | [untitled microfics]
- They both reached for the same bagel. There were sparks.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | K+ | An Unholy Union
- There is a reason humans and vampires never marry. Integra should have brushed up on her vampire lore.
- Doctor Who, Politics | Doctor/Master, Barack/Michelle | PG | There Has Never Been Anything False About Hope (Except This)
- The worst part (besides, did he mention, the American accent) is that he has to regularly restrain himself from saying “I am Barack Obama, and you will obey me.”
- Doctor Who, Red Dwarf | Martha, Rimmer, Lister, Cat | G | Alone In a Godless Universe (And Out of Shake'n'Vac)
- The last human being in the universe is pregnant. Lucky thing he's got Martha Jones around.
- Doctor Whoniverse | Sarah Jane, Maria, Clyde, Luke, Turlough, others | G | Enemies & Friends (The "Ogron, Ogron, Ogron" Remix)
- In which there are Ogrons and Sarah Jane Smith struggles to figure out what the hell is going on.
- Star Trek: TNG/Fake News | Data, Jon | G | Run Program: The Daily Show
- Jon was accustomed with getting odd questions at parties, but this one took the cake.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Kyuubey, Madoka/Homura | G | ugh sorry i had no idea where i was going with this
- He felt Madoka slump against him, and he wasn’t at all sure how to react.
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Oktavia/Sayaka | R | who knows how witches think?
- The witch cradles her chrysalis in her hands. What a waste.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, Seras, Walter | T | Shopping Maul
- On Christmas Day, Alucard had brought his Master and servant their respected presents. Both were wrapped in cheery paper and laced up tight with ribbons.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Anthy/Utena | PG | Awakening
- When she opens her eyes, she sees the sky.
- Torchwood | Ianto, Tosh, others | G | Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead
- "Jack!" called Gwen. "You'd better come down here. Owen's just vaporised Ianto and Tosh."
- Torchwood | Jack/various | PG-13 | Five Reasons Captain Jack Harkness Doesn't Tell People He's Immortal
- But when she brained him with the frying pan for bringing home flour instead of cornmeal, Jack gave up and left.
- Hellsing | young!Integra, Alucard, Walter | T | Playing with Fire
- "I'm bored," Alucard said simply. It was unnerving to hear him say common phrases, like 'I'm hungry' or 'I'm bored' because his voice made everything sound like he really meant 'I want to cut off his head, devour his entrails, and clean his bones as a gift to you.'
- Hellsing/Discworld | Alucard(/Integra), DEATH, Seras, Walter | K | Shifting Sands
- "EXCUSE ME, I AM LOOKING FOR VLAD DRACULA."
- Hellsing | Alucard(/Integra), Major | K+ | Freeing Cerberus
- What do you do with a madman who welcomes a glorious death, especially when he has freed you from a bond you loathed and loved?
- Hellsing | Pip/Seras, Walter, Alucard, Integra | T | Friday Night Ritual
- Seras and Pip learn the perils of an overactive imagination and prying too deeply into your employer's affairs.
- Hellsing/Pet Shop of Horrors | Alucard, Integra, D, Leon, Walter, Richard | K+ | Deed
- An alternate meeting between Integra and Alucard. Young and distressed by the illness of her father, Integra happens upon a strange dog in a Chinatown petstore...
- Hellsing/Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter | Iscariots | K | Apocrypha
- "You don't believe it's really him, do you?"
- Hellsing | Enrico, others | K | Just Like
- "I had expected a lake of fire."
- Hellsing | Anderson, orphans | K | Heathen Monsters
- One of the orphans stood at his door, clutching a raggedy teddy bear.
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumie+Yumiko, Anderson, Maxwell | T | Socius Criminis
- Wolfe Heinkel and Yumie Takagi make their place in Division XIII.
- Hellsing | Young!Walter/Girlycard, Arthur, soldiers | K+ | Before It All
- In his early years at Hellsing, Walter's first love was his partner Alucard, but can their friendship and budding romance survive when he finds out who and what this ravenhaired Lolita really is?
- Hellsing/Castlevania | Death, Alucard, Pip, Seras, Integra, Walter, Renaldo, Anderson, Enrico, Rip, Major, Schroedinger, Captain | K+ | Snip Snip
- They say that we only really tell the truth to three people. Our psychiatrist. Our priest. And our barber.
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard, Seras, Walter | K+ | Halloween Ball
- "Your task is to make the rest of the knights regret the very concept of a Halloween ball and make any young runt who comes after me wet himself in fear. Have you got that?"
- Hellsing | Integra, family, Alucard | K+ | Death Wish (Stealing Candy from Children)
- "Come with me grandmamma, there's something I want to show you."
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | K | A Snowy Night
- "By whom? Who will notice if your dog brings home a stick and wags his tail for praise?"
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, Sorkin!Jon/Sorkin!Stephen | G | How Very Meta
- {{A clip appears on the screen, taken from last week’s broadcast Aaron Sorkin’s HBO show about.}}
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, ensemble | K+ | True to You
- "Radu?" he called, barely above a whisper. If the Sultan was near, he would be angry if he were disturbed. Still, maybe he was in this stuffy place in the first place because he'd upset the Sultan. He couldn't remember.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, kid, ensemble | K+ | The Way to Raise an Heir
- Sequel to The Way to an Heir. Their daughter is born. All that's left is to raise her, and that's easier than fighting wars, right?
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, ensemble | T | The Way to an Heir
- When Alucard tries to help Integra obtain an heir by impregnating her with a spell, he never thought that HE would be the one to carry it.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra | T | Fixation
- Alucard caught her staring at his hands again.
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard, Walter, Santa | T | A Lump of Coal
- Dear Father Christmas, I have been a good girl this year. I have barely cried since my father died, I was polite with almost all of my elders and I have studied hard and accomplished myself to protect the country.
- House, M.D. | House/Wilson, Cuddy, ducklings, OCs | R | The Body Found
- Wilson goes missing.
- Sherlock Holmes/His Dark Materials | Holmes, Watson, daemons | G | Ficlet Fun!
- I noticed the daemon appeared to be behaving in a rather odd manner. While it is true that daemons have temperaments and behaviours as varied as their forms, it seemed to me unusual that, as the old man carried on about a stolen dinner, his daemon was trying to avoid Suleviae's scrutiny.
- Sherlock Holmes/His Dark Materials | Holmes, daemon | G | The Time Between
- Excerpts from Holmes's journal during the hiatus. Inspired by the witches of the north, Holmes experiments.
- House, M.D./Batman | Tim!House, Bruce, Cass, Dick, ducklings | PG-13 | Change is the Only Constant
- When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
- His Dark Materials/Narnia | Will, Mary, Susan | PG | The Ivory Horn
- "Do I believe in other worlds?" Dr. Baker said. "My boy, you don't know the half of it."
- Fantasy Name Generator
- One of the perks of creating fantasy stories -- whether by writing a story or game or by role-playing -- is you get to make up the names. Some people relish the task while others are frustrated by it. Some like it but can't seem to create names that are diverse enough.
- Sherlock/His Dark Materials | Sherlock/John, daemons, ensemble | PG-13 | The Republic of Heaven
- Born to a witch and a human, people know Sherlock will be unusual from the start. John Watson, on the other hand, seems perfectly ordinary, except for his dæmon...
- Hitchhiker's Guide/His Dark Materials | Arthur, Trillian, daemons, ensemble | PG | apple cinnamon jelly and sniffing coffee
- "Okay, Arthur, what if I told you that I wasn't really from Norwich, but rather a small planet in the vicinity of Beetleguise, and the reason why you've never seen my daemon is because I don't have one; my species keep our souls on the inside, and I'm telling you all this because your planet and all your little soul-on-the-outside fellow human beings are about to be annihilated, as they need to demolish your planet to make way for an expressway?"
- Sherlock/His Dark Materials | Sherlock/John, Sherlock/John/Mycroft, others | through NC-17 | Asteroidea
- In the pocket of his trousers, next to his phone, Mycroft carries the standard-issue steel capsule meant for protecting arthropod daemons. When people ask about it, he smiles and tells them she's not fond of the light, or of people other than himself. This is a lie.
- Stargate: Atlantis/His Dark Materials | McKay/Sheppard, team, daemons | PG-13 | Dæmonology
- “Well,” says Tykallita, and Rodney says, “Don’t start,” and sets her down next to his computer monitor so that she can watch him work and let him know if he makes any stupid mistakes. Sometimes she’ll even hit the shift key when his fingers get sore.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", ensemble | G | [untitled Hogwarts ficlet]
- Stephen is finally going to get the upper hand. John Oliver has been giving him potions lessons, and Stephen has mixed up his very first love potion. And he is going to slip it to Jon Stewart so that Jon will love him and agree with him about everything.
- Doctor Who/Fake News | Jon, Eleven | G | Another Type Of Science
- "It involves inter-dimensional time travel, and single-gender species, and Shakespeare," said the man who wasn't dressed by Tucker Carlson, but certainly looked like it. "There is nothing even remotely straight involved."
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Homura(/Madoka) | PG | She Who Is Drowned
- She had gone through rougher stuff than this by a mile and, more than a rainy night or anything, she would go against ersatz gods, smirking monstrosities, nightmares from the far reaches of time…empowered in the way that she was, there was almost nothing she could not, and thinking the way she did there was absolutely nothing that she would not, destroy for Madoka’s sake.
- Doctor Who, Firefly | Nine/Rose, Jack/Inara, TARDIS/River, ensemble | PG | Out of Joint
- There was perfect silence in Serenity’s cargo bay. What they were all looking at was quite impossible--a blue wooden box with a light on top and the words “Police Public Call Box” in large letters above the doors. Jayne, naturally, had pulled out a gun and was eyeing the box.
- Marvel Comics | Iron Man/Spider-Man, Pepper, others | R | Paparazzo/Tabloid
- So, Iron Man apparently needed better surge protection in his suit. He was falling, straight out of the sky into the middle of Manhattan, and Peter could only hope--only hope--only shoot his web and yeah, his aim was true, and yeah, Iron Man bounced as lightly as a golf club on a windscreen, but the webbing held.
- 5 Reasons Pop Culture Is Run by Fan-Fiction | Cracked.com
- Fanfiction is actually everywhere, and in some ways you're already a fan.
- Vsevolod Mikhailovich Garshin (1855–1888) | Ilia Efimovich Repin | European Paintings | Collection Database | Works of Art | The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
- So this appears to be a painting of Jon Stewart from mid-19th-century Russia. (Not exactly a fanthing, but I figure it could easily be a fan-experiment-with-time-travel.)
- Pet Shop of Horrors, Harry Potter | Snape/D, others | PG-13 | And Then It Bit Him
- When Snape's first Animagus transformation doesn't go entirely as expected, he finds himself plagued by a mysterious being, who – in the company of a pet man-eating goat thing – proceeds to thoroughly turn his life upside down.
- Inception, Calvin & Hobbes | Arthur/Eames, Hobbes, ensemble | M | Lions and Tigers
- What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him. “Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?” “I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”
- Angel/Batman | Cordelia, Bruce | PG | I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard
- Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John, John/Sarah | PG-13 | The Elephant in the Room
- John is in love with Sherlock. He just isn't physically attracted to him. Fortunately, in Sherlock's mad world, that combination is ideal.
- Doctor Who | Four, Romana, OC | PG | An Outlaw's Life For Me
- During an enforced stop-over on Gallifrey, the Doctor encounters what may well be his greatest threat ever. Romana isn't so sure.
- ceri | On the cultures of fandoms
- Because some of the commenters are egging each other on in an Othering of old-time, print-oriented fans that leads to a description that is clearly and demonstrably false not just for the fan I know best (me) but for many of the fans and pros I've known over the decades.
- dysprositos | Fannish expectations
- about the differences between the Scary Ponies Oh No (commonly referred to as "book fandom", "SF fandom", "con-going fandom", and "those fanboys over there") and the Pretty Princess Monsters Blargh (a.k.a. "media fandom", "LJ fandom", "us fangirls", and "LJ-centered Western media fandom which reads Metafandom")
- rodo's journal - Living Two Lives – A Story of Bilingual Fan-dom
- In fact, if I had to choose, I would chose the English and not the German one. But: Being a bilingual fan certainly has its disadvantages. I am living in two places at once, I have to be two different persons at times, and that does not feel nice at all.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Amy/Paul, others | PG-13 | Manic Pixie Dream Stephen: A Social-Networking Sequel (Revenge of the Slooroos)
- What did Mr. Cobalt eyes do this time?
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Amy, Paul, others | PG -13 | This Note Is Not Even About You: A Facebook Fairytale
- HAVE JUST LAID EYES ON NEW KID. HE IS GORGEOUS AND IF HE IS INTO THE COCK I CALL DIBS *FOREVER*.
- Fake News | Jon. Stephen. | PG | Angelfish
- "Are you married, Doctor?" Jon asks, and he tries to be slick about it, he tries not to look like he's prying.
- Fake News | Jon. Stephen. | PG-13 | Cheat
- Jon gets the call at four o' clock in the morning when his phone buzzes on the end-table next to him.
- Fake News | OCs | G | Future History
- Most people who came to visit the Museum of Information Media were disappointed when they came to the satire wing. For one thing, the statue of Jon Stewart was life size, and many of them seemed to be under the impression that he had been taller.
- Fake News | Olivia, Jon, correspondents | G | Hands of Fate
- "What," Olivia said, as she walked through the door and into what appeared to be a sleepover.
- Ima’s List of Cosplay Tips for Peoples of all Sizes, Shapes, and Gender Identities [Part I]
- So recently I was thinking about a panel on cosplay which I attended at Arisia. It was horrible. I was telling my mother about it when I realized that I had a lot to say on the subject of cosplay.
- His Dark Materials/Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Spike, daemons | PG? | Sheer insanity
- The following story is not strictly a BtVS/HDM crossover; it’s more a “Buffyverse with dæmons!” story—watch me pull a genre out of my hat!
- Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | PG-13 | The Only Constant
- Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. Homura as she tries to keep her world from falling apart again and again.
- Fake News | Stephen, alt!Stephen+daemon | G | Otherworlds
- Stephen Colbert (host of The Daily Show with Stephen Colbert, naturally) was missing a guest. Oh, they'd taped with Mr. Stewart already, and then the Chief of Staff had apparently never walked back out again.
- Harry Potter | Dennis, ensemble | K+ | Cauterize
- "Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
- Harry Potter/Politics | Sirius/W., Harry/Draco, Rove, Rice | PG | Of Dog and Chip
- What is on ‘the other side of the veil’? Maybe it’s something far more sinister than death. Maybe it’s the Bush White House!
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Claude, Eustace | PG-13 | Claude & Eustace, Matchmakers
- In gratitude for fishing them out of the soup, the Wooster twins decide to give Jeeves what he really wants, i.e. Bertie.
- House, M.D. | House/Wilson/Cuddy | NC-17 | Deriving the Prime
- Wilson clutches a stack of file folders to his chest, looking defensive and vulnerable and at the same time too hopeful as he says, "Very funny, House," and "Anyway, Cuddy would never go for it," and "I can't *believe* you."
- OKAY KID, THIS IS WHERE IT GETS COMPLICATED
- NOW WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN A POCKET UNIVERSE WITH THE BOX YOUR UNIVERSE COULD BE LIKE.
- Hellsing, others | Ensemble | T | And Shine Simple Heroes
- When you fight a monster, you have three options. Become one, use one, or man up.
- Sherlock (TV), Fullmetal Alchemist | John/Mary, John/Sherlock | M | Equivalent Exchange
- When they'd first met, Sherlock had said, "I play the violin at all hours of the night, I don't speak for days at a time, and I'm fond of drawing transmutation circles all around the flat. At least you'll be used to them, since you were a State Alchemist before you were discharged."
- Fake News | Jon/Olivia | PG | Olivia's Strange Morning
- "Remember," she told her reflection. "You're completely unfazed by the situation."
- Carmen Sandiego/Where's Waldo | Carmen/Waldo | G | Where No One Can Find Me
- She was infamous in her world. One who lived for the thrill, for the chase. She knew and wanted nothing else. . . or at least, that's the lie she told herself. And she was a very good liar.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Pillow Talk
- He didn't see it coming, this genuine, honest-to-goodness love -- love! -- in the form of a frustrating, fresh-faced freshman from South Carolina.
- Doctor Who | picspam: The Many Brigadiers of Nicholas Courtney
- So Nicholas Courtney died, and this made me sad. Then I went and looked at Brigly pictures, and found this somewhat cheering. Thus I share, as a tribute-like sort of thing to the Awesome Brigliness of Nicholas Courtney's Lethbridge-Stewart.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | In Study Hall
- Jon might be a Gay (Stephen figured he'd run into one of them sooner or later), but he was also very strong. And for some reason, Jon did not take too kindly to Stephen calling soccer gay.
- Doctor Who | a Star Whale | G | bringing the love of doctor who to the animal kingdom
- After watching the Beast Below the other day, I did something very, very silly. It involves making a (super early) Halloween costume for my pet fish.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Ginny, /Draco | G | [untitled post-Hogwarts fic]
- My absurd take on how post-Hogwarts Harry/Ginny would go horribly wrong.
- indeedsir: I BRING YOU...ADVICEJEEVES
- Boredom on my day off from work resulted in me creating this meme for your entertainment.
- sailormoonfans: Sailor Moon Pumpkins!
- Any of you dressing up as an SM character for Halloween or make a pumpkin? Pics? :)
- Well, I got an account today, and figured I'd use it.
- So, a while back, some fans decided to get together and have a convention. Unfortunately, this did not please everyone in the fannish organization that was throwing the con. This group, who called themselves the Futurians, were very, very upset about the ruling clique, who called themselves The New Fandom.
- The Cosmic Circle of Wank.
- In the early 1940s, a fellow by the name of Claude Degler got into fandom, in a big way. Despite being flat broke, he attended a fair number of cons – Chicon I in 1940, the 1943 Boskone, etc, etc.
- Fake News | Rachel, "Stephen" | PG | '11 Matalin and Carville
- Rachel Maddow gets "Stephen" to appear on her show. He thinks she's in love with him.
- Icon Table(less) Generator
- As an avid fan of the number-on-top icon table styling, it was a pity to find no icon table generators that were, well, up to my lazy standards ... and so I made one myself.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, wives, others | G | Exposure
- So naturally when he got back to their apartment Stephen broke the news that the news of their poly arrangement had broken.
- Hellsing | Anderson/Maxwell, others | through R | All of the Color Runs Together
- #23 - Hands He was surprised to find that Enrico's hands bore the same weapon callouses that the rest of them had; somehow, it had never occurred to him that the younger man had actually fought for his current position.
- Hellsing | Enrico | PG-13 | Miles From Nowhere
- Whether it's true or not, I found the Wikipedia mention that Maxwell might have been the illegitimate of a married man's bit on the side fascinating. So I decided to play a bit with how he might have ended up at St. Luke's.
- Hellsing | Seras, Alucard, others | G | A Day in the Life Of... (2)
- Decided to help with dishes. Saw it in a movie once. Animals, princess, seven little men. Squirrels dried dishes with tails.
- Hellsing | Integra, Walter, others | G | A Day in the Life Of... (1)
- Woke early to make tea and breakfast. Tea took three tries to get right, breakfast nearly burned in the process. Alucard probably to blame considering snakes are not generally ingredients in English breakfast.
- Hellsing | Anderson, Maxwell | PG-13 | Assigning Regret
- Anderson's survived the London fiasco, but he didn't quite make it out intact.
- Hellsing/xxxHOLiC | Seras, Integra, Alucard, Mokona | G | Enforced Invitation
- "Mokona is looking for Alucard-san to deliver a very important message! But Mokona is very tired from traveling-" at that point, the little marshmallow seemed to just wilt in on itself, then immediately brightened again, "-so Mokona needs someone to carry it!"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Faith | NC-17 | Funtime
- Faith introduces Buffy to plastics.
- Jeeves and Wooster, Sherlock Holmes | Jeeves/Wooster, Holmes/Watson, others | through NC-17 | Something of Vengeance
- Sherlock Holmes is retired but not gone. Bertie Wooster loves detective stories, but he never imagined that he'd be in one, and if he had, he would not have imagined that he would be the bait in a villainous plot.
- Fake News | Olivia, Aasif, Kristen, Stephen, Jon, Beck | F | First Day
- Mystical!verse. MSNBC employs werewolves, FOX employs vampires. In order to prevent all-out war from breaking out every night, it's up to the mages of TDS and TCR to act as mediators between the rival cagmps. (As told from the POV of Olivia, the newest mage of TDS.)
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, OC | G | You See But You Do Not Observe
- I had been pulled into the future first, ahead of my companion. There was no sensation associated with the chronotransference, except for a popping of my ears which I was later told had to do with a change in air pressure. Once in the 21st century, my brain was scanned in order to produce from my memories a perfect reconstruction of our rooms at 221B Baker Street.
- paradox_dragon: 4 Basic Story Types
- Milieu, Idea, Character, and Event (MICE); though he allows for some fluidity between the types of story, his view is that the characteristics of one type are (or should be) always dominant in a particular story, and that the dominant story type determines what readers expect from the writer, particularly in terms of characterization and the resolution of the story.
- friendshipper: Writing meta: Writing OCs, part one
- But in fanfic, as opposed to original fiction, there are also unique challenges to creating an OC that won't overshadow the story and/or annoy your readers.
- kaigou | dear [not just urban fantasy] author -- part I
- We hit on a few points that I know some [not just urban/cont fantasy] authors would find useful. I've read their books and there's major lack of vérité. But either no one is willing (or knowledgeable? can't be that, I hope) to knock the authors with a reality check, or the authors just haven't realized how much they need it and to take it when offered.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Brigadier, Harry, Jack, Jo, Liz, Benton, Yates | PG | You Can't Teach an Old Time Lord New Tricks
- The Fourth Doctor left UNIT without a scientific advisor when he went to travel the universe with Sarah Jane Smith. The Tenth Doctor decides to pick up where he left off.
- Doctor Who | Amy/Rory | G | And All Shall Be Well.
- It's not so bad. You have each other. (FTM!Rory.)
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | R | The Ague
- This is all Toft’s fault! She started doing Sherlock Holmes crack drabbles and I couldn’t resist chipping in.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | Homo Ex Machina
- Watson gets into a rather embarrassing situation when an anonymous letter arrives with breakfast. Can he escape it without destroying his and Holmes' friendship? Should probably be described as crack.
- Fake News | Jason(/Sam), Jon(/Stephen, /wife) | G | [untitled cloning ficlet]
- “How the hell did you get to the florist so fast?”
- Donald Strachey Mysteries | Tim/Don | T | In the Line of Fire
- Sometimes Donald's out of line, sometimes he's not.
- Donald Strachey Mysteries | Tim/Don, Bailey, kids | T | Send In The Clowns
- Donald's scared of clowns -- not to mention small children in large numbers.
- ellen_fremedon: Slash shock, shamelessness, and a rec.
- 1.) Grammar has displaced sex as a locus for shame. 2.) There is a way to write close to the id, and MFA workshops don't teach it.
- cappuccino in the clouds - Writing about polyamory in fandom -- a meta post that I am super nervous about posting.
- One thing I've heard a lot is people admitting that they're trying to do the best they can to write about poly relationships, but they don't have much real-world knowledge of polyamory -- they've never been in a poly relationship, known anyone who was (to their knowledge), etc.
- commodorified: went to see my doctor only she was crying twice as much as me...
- So this is not, exactly, a post on h/c bingo, though I hope it may be a resource. I figure it this way: I get to get some shit off my chest and someone else maybe gets something that helps them write a better, richer story. Work for y'all?
- icarus_chained: The Internet as a Forum for Debate (Or: Living in Fear)
- Let me put it another way. These debates, regardless of what issues they raise and purely because of the way they are carried out, are triggering the fuck out of me. They are not 'harshing my squee' or any other such fucking thing.
- What You Feel is What You Are - Fandom's Unwritten Rules
- I want to have a general discussion about the "rules" of fandom.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Jon/Stephanie | PG-13 | Ibeji (WIP, abandoned)
- Really, Jon and Stephen were never expecting a cantankerous inter-dimensional vortex to open up on the other side of the office water cooler. What they find in the alternate universe on the other side of the vortex is even less expected…
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Sam/Jason, ensemble | NC-17 | The Fire (WIP, abandoned)
- AU. In 1962 the Soviets won the nuclear war. In 2012, some hopelessly noble dreamers believe there are still things worth fighting for.
- Carmen Sandiego/Where's Waldo | Carmen/Waldo | G | Where
- I can't explain why I thought I needed to write Carmen Sandiego/Waldo poetry, but I did.
- Jeeves and Wooster, Sherlock Holmes | Jeeves/Bertie, Holmes/Watson, others | PG-13 | The Case of the Missing Valet
- “But the love of your life is missing without a trace; that much I can tell,” the detective broke in impatiently.
- Big Love | Nicki/Margene | R | Peaceful Mornings
- Nicki always had to overdramatize everything. She needed an outlet, something to get the negativity out of her system. Margene began to formulate a plan.
- Rent, Doctor Who | Maureen, Four, Nine | G | Moo With Me
- In which Maureen has cause to make practical use of her time abroad.
- Fake News/Generation Kill | Jon, "Stephen", Brad | G | Far From the Tree
- "Brad," Jon says, staring at the squirming baby in Stephen's arms. "You're naming him Brad."
- David Alan Grier - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 04/13/00 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
- "Jonny! I see you in your own vehicle. And you're a little edgy, and you solve crime. It's called 'Pimp Dick.' You're a pimp and a private eye!"
- Whores! - The Colbert Report - 3/10/08 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
- "Of course I only get to take home $500; the rest goes to my 'manager,' Big Stew. Yes. I'm breaking the story on national television right now: Jon Stewart is my pimp."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | PG-13 | Courtship Rituals
- Spring means spring flowers, new life, and procreation. And the pets in D's shops are not the only ones feeling the heat...
- Doctor Who/Hitchhiker's Guide | Donna, Vogons | G | All in a Day's Work
- In which Donna Noble averts a (small) apocalypse with the power of bureaucracy.
- Doctor Who | Donna, Adelaide Brooke | G | Memorable
- "I'm going to be an astronaut." She says it so confidently that Donna would be jealous, if it weren't so ridiculous to be jealous of a ten-year-old.
- StarTrek | Picard, Q, Data | M | The Truth and Nothing But the Truth
- Q never got his powers back after Deja Q, and now has to adjust to having a human sexuality. When Q consults Data about human sexuality, all Data mentions is heterosexuality. Q remembers how humans used to deal with people with same-sex attractions, and decides to stay in the closet regarding his feelings for Picard. And then an old enemy of his shows up.
- Star Trek | Picard/Q, Janeway/Seven, Picard/Janeway, Data | Much a-Q About Nothing
- From the challenge "Q needs advice, 'cause he's smitten with a certain Starfleet captain. He goes off to "Kathy" (Janeway) and asks for advice on how to woo Picard." But things quickly become more complicated...
- Doctor Who/Discworld | Ten, Donna, Wee Mad Arthur, the Watch, DEATH | K+ | A Little Problem
- A visit to the Mended Drum results in some unwelcome attentions for Donna and a whole lot of trouble for the Doctor.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/moped!Jon | G | i'm just changing who jon is
- Stephen had tried folding the map back up, he really had. But it was so big and you had to fold it in a certain order or it wouldn’t actually fold which was why the map was now stuffed in the mouth of a trashcan by the edge of the road. Trash cans! On the street! Socialism.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | K | Untitled
- "Which Rimmer is it in Back to Earth? Put your own theory into a fic, and include some Lister-Rimmer tension".
- Hellsing | Integra, Walter, Alucard | K | With a Stake of Holly Through His Heart
- The story of the first Christmas at the Hellsing house after Arthur died.
- Hellsing | Integra, Walter | K | While You Were Gone
- "Miss Integra, I can never apologize enough - nor could I ever offer an adequate excuse for why I was kept away while -"
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, Walter | K+ | Calculations of Worth
- They say that pain tends to be exaggerated for adolescents. Integra is not exempt.
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard, Walter, Arthur | T | Pull Down Heaven
- Set during Integra's late teens, pre-canonish. A story of layers, wherein Integra comes to realize that not all monsters wear Alucard's face.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Xander, ensemble, OCs | T | Living History
- Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The time? February 2008. The place? Moscow. The problem? They're in Cleveland, September 2003. And that's just the beginning of the trouble...
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko | T | Of Flesh
- She was gazing out the window again, the voices, either from memory or simply aberrations of her own mind, they always came when she was distracted.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | K+ | Please, Master, may I kill her?
- Alucard huffed as he walked over to Integra's desk and loudly plopped a book down on it. "She wrote another one!"
- Tek Jansen | Tek/girl!Jon, space!Lewis, C.A.S.E.Y. | PG-13 | Tek Jansen and the Daily Girl! (WIP, abandoned?)
- Tek Jansen rescues a political prisoner. A political prisoner with sky-blue eyes and brushed-back hair...and a penchant for word puzzles.
- Fake News | Jon/Clooney, Jon/Raven, others | R | The Maltese Diamond (WIP, abandoned)
- April 14, 1947. New York City. The city that never sleeps
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | Jealousy
- This fic is a direct consequence of John Hodgman groping Jon during his segment, BriWi chatting him and making googly eyes, Lewis Black gazing wistfully at him, and Wyatt Cenac slow-dancing drunkenly with him - all of which make "Stephen" furious.
- Doctor Who | Donna/Christina | G | This is Tomorrow (the getaway driver remix)
- Donna works for an art thief with a name like a brand of tequila, but Christina has a flying bus and tolerates her occasional Mad Scientist moments, so it's not all bad.
- The Colour Clock
- Representing time as a hexadecimal color value.
- Fake News | Jon/wife, Stephen | PG | past/present/future
- "I don't think it's luck. I think the gene pool doesn't want me to take a dip in it."
- Fake News | Stephen, a kitty | worksafe | stephen colbert + a sweet little kitty cat
- Rating: e for everybody on tha entire earth, baby. unless you are irrationally offended by cats, in which case RUN! RUN, SIMBA, AND NEVER RETURN!
- Fake News/James Bond | Jon/Stephen, others, Bond | PG-13 | You Know My Name
- Jon is the world's greatest spy. So great no one knows it.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Lost and Found
- After a freak accident, “Stephen” suffers from amnesia and tries to adjust to his new life. Wifeless AU.
- Fake News | Happy!"Stephen", Jon, others | G | How Stephen got The Colbert Report
- What lengths would (the happy AU version of) Stephen go to secure his own show?
- Fake News | Lewis Black/Ricky Gervais | R | Back to Black
- Lewis Black did a "Back in Black" segment on September 16, 2009. Ricky Gervais was the guest on that particular show, and he for one took notice of Mr. Black.
- Death To Smoochy/Law & Order | Frank Stokes/James Bennett | PG-13 | Possession Is Nine Tenths Of The Law
- James Bennett from "L&O:CI" episode "The Saint" (played by Stephen Colbert) meets Frank Stokes from Death to Smoochy (played by Jon Stewart) in jail and...somehow they manage to hit it off. (In this AU, Frank did not get offed by the Irish mob, he just...uh...went to jail. ...Obviously.)
- Fake News | everyone and the kitchen sink | through R | Fast Times at NAMBLA High (WIP, abandoned)
- It's like a high school fic that isn't lame and is all cracky and shit. Read it. ~An annonymous reader who I totally didn't make up.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Tad, Jeff Goldblum, others | R | Jeff Goldblum Is Dead (Except He's Not)
- Jeff Goldblum really doesn't want to die today.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, unrequited | R | Divine Interwebtion
- “Stephen T. Colbert” writes an email to God upon realizing that he can’t handle the gay agenda alone.
- Labyrinth | Jareth/Sarah, goblins | T | My Fine Feathered Friend
- When Sarah looked back on events, she realised that everything that had happened, everything that took place, was in fact all because of a chicken. It was kind of humbling to have one's destiny decided by a piece of poultry.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | T | This is Jon Stewart for WPTS, Patterson Springs
- Welcome back to my long-running series, 'This is Jon Stewart for WPTS, Patterson Springs', an AU in which Jon works for WPTS with Stephen and falls in love.
- Fake News | Jon, family | G | stupid crack fic inspired by last night's TDS
- Jon answered the pink phone in his jacket when it rang. "Hello?"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Amy, Paul, others | PG-13 | One For The Yearbooks: The Story Of A Half-Hour
- Cap’n Jon Leibowitz Debate kids are universally pretentious assholes. Stephen “Snooki” Colbert !
- Known Space: The Future Worlds of Larry Niven: The Words in Science Fiction
- And every so often you'll come to a jarring stop. It's there in your head. You can describe it: an inductance beam for stimulating the pleasure center of a victim's brain. But what the futz are you going to call it?
- Dream A Little Bigger, Darling - the Inception Fic Writer's Guide to Firearms, Pt 1
- This is a very brief, general tutorial written expressly for the purpose of educating fic writers on how to, and how not to write guns, and not meant to be any kind of instruction for any other purposes.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Walter | K+ | The Right Thing
- Sometimes, all she needs to keep going is a little reassurance.
- Fake News | "Steve", "Stephen", Jimmy, Olbermann, Cookie Monster, OCs | PG | Five People Who Only Met Steve Colbert Once
- Very small and very short glimpses into the life of Steve Col-bert through the eyes of others. Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.
- Fake News | Beck, Beck!Jon | G | [untitled ficlet]
- Glenn Beck looked over at the other man, mouth agape. The guards looked pretty incredulous, too. "But...President Stewart...he had a..."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | Altogether Elsewhere: Things Fall Apart
- AU prison!fic. "Once upon a time, in the near future, a country went wrong."
- FAN ART – Lego ‘Colbert Report’ set | No Fact Zone
- -How big is it? About 3 1/2 feet wide
- Excerpts from Bill O'Reilly's "Those Who Trespass"
- We all know Bill O'Reilly, right-wing conservative anchor of Fox News. But how many people know Bill O'Reilly, erotic author?
- Amy Brown: Fairy Art - The Official Gallery
- Fantasy artist Amy Brown's official website.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, writers | G | Taste Test
- Jack tests Liz’s taste buds.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon | G | [untitled sentences]
- I started a 50 Sentences forever ago that I'm never going to finish, so I guess I'll just put them here.
- Doctor Who | Amy/River | G | How to Fly the TARDIS with Two Left Feet, a Piece of Interdimensional String, and...
- A bit of Amy/River bonding.
- 30 Rock | Grizz(/Liz), Dot Com, Josh | G | Five Things to Impress Josh
- Grizz and Dot Com contemplate the ineffability of Josh Girard.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 30 Rock | Liz, Jenna, Tracey, Jack, Frank, Pete | G | Liz Lemon, You Slay Me
- Liz Lemon with slayer powers. 'nuff said.
- 30 Rock | Jonathan, Jack, Liz | G | This Means War!
- As he shuffled through to his outer office, head hanging low, pulling the heavy door closed behind him, Jonathan balled up his fists and whispered, "As God is my witness, Conan O'Brien, you'll never host late night again!"
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | Twofish
- Some crap about fish, some drinking, some more drinking, a little more drinking, and the space-time continuum.
- Lord of the Rings | Legolas/Gimli | K | Sapphires Set in Diamonds
- Dwarf women are not beautiful.
- Spider-Man/Incredibles | Peter, Edna | K+ | Origin Story
- SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
- Lord of the Rings | OC, ensemble | T | Okay, NOW Panic!
- This is the sequel to "Don't Panic!" a fic in which Penelope Baker (a twenty-four year old Tolkien fan who works in marketing) wakes up in her pyjamas a few miles west of Bree and is then faced with all the horrors of what it was REALLY like to live six thousand years ago in Middle- earth (latrines of doom being possibly amongst the worst of them).
- Lord of the Rings | OC, ensemble | T | Don't Panic!
- What would it really be like for a modern person to find herself (or himself) in Middle-earth? Tackles such issues as getting lost, not having appropriate survival skills, craving twinkies and other processed-food treats, having no air conditioning, being surprised by the plumbing (or lack of it) situation, experiencing uncomfortable allergies to dragon scales, etc.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | PG-13 | On a Scale of One to Awesome
- The first time Jack asks Liz out on a date, she doesn’t know it. “Grab a bite” is his phrasing, quite unlike himself, but it allows for many interpretations, and, in the end, he‘s feeling too cautious to have it any other way.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Bianca, Liz, families | PG-13 | Coming Attractions
- In 1987, Jack and Liz go to the same movie, unbeknownst to both of them.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | NC-17 | The Element of Surprise
- "This was her idea. Sort of." Jack, Liz, sex and handcuffs.
- 30 Rock | Jack, Liz, ensemble | PG-13 | Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
- Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon, crackerjack private investigators and total BFFs, never met a case they couldn't solve. But when bombshell actress Jenna Maroney turns up murdered, the duo must tackle their toughest challenge yet.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, writers | PG | TGS (The God-awful Spectacles)
- All she's doing is standing in her office, eating a cake-sized cupcake (which might actually be a cake-cake, but she's not entirely willing to admit to anything, yet) and giving her glasses a well-needed clean when they fall clear apart in her hands.
- 30 Rock | Liz/Gretchen, Jack | NC-17 | Know It All
- Jack's timing could be better.
- 30 Rock | Liz/Jack, Colleen | G | Contract of Marriage
- Colleen wants Jack to be happy. With Liz. Soon.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | G | Let's Pretend this Bed is an Island
- Post-“Flu Shot”. Jack and Liz and a bed. Nope, it’s not what you’re thinking….
- 30 Rock | Liz/Jack, Tracy | PG | I Always Thought I'd Die of Old Age
- It's the end of the world as they know it. Of course there would be zombies.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jenna | G | How to Imitate Friends and Influence People
- Jenna knows what Jack likes.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | G | Priceless
- Jack knows good value when he sees it.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jenna | R | Sneaking Suspicions (But Not Being Paranoid)
- Five times Jenna thought Jack and Liz were romantically involved.
- Doctor Who | Donna/Shaun, Wilf, Sylvia | G | Handyman
- Donna's begun having terrible headaches, and Shaun struggles to help her.
- Fake News | Olivia/Kristen, Demetri | PG | Fish Tales
- In which Olivia is a mermaid, Kristen didn’t really need that hat anyway, and there might be “The Little Mermaid” references.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jonathan, Tracy | G | Upgrade
- Jack prepares to 'upgrade' his life.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, OCs | PG-13 | The Longest Distance Between Two Points
- Jack and Liz's new relationship ends abruptly when she learns he doesn't want children, just as she prepares to adopt a daughter from China. Flashbacks and present-day narration tell the story of the next several years from both Jack's and Liz's perspectives.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jenna, Jonathan, ensemble | PG-13 | Preemptive Strikes
- Jack and Liz are dating, and Liz worries about how to tell the writers. Hijinks ensue (don't they always?)
- 30 Rock | Jack, Liz | G | Freak Out
- "Jack, whose baby is this?"
- 30 Rock | Jack, Liz, Colleen, OC | G | In Which Colleen Finds an Unlikely Ally
- Colleen jumped at the shout and spun around, discovering its source in the form of a grinning boy dwarfed in the doorway.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Kenneth, Tracy, Jenna, others | PG-13 | The Antithesis of Miraculous
- New dads always think they invented the Circle of Life.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Phoebe, Jonathan, Colleen | PG | The Art of Effectively Crashing a Wedding
- But the image of a beheaded Phoebe is still rather pleasing, especially as Liz looks in the floor-length mirror at the hideous bridesmaid dress she's wearing. Phoebe's such a jerk.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | PG-13 | Don't Surround Yourself With Yourself
- Jack and Liz play chess. It doesn't go great. Dialogue only, established relationship
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | PG-13 | Certainty, and the Occasional Lack Thereof
- Jack supposes that, with a woman like Liz, very little is ever exactly easy.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, others | NC-17 | In for a Penny
- "We're both unlovable workaholics, Jack, and maybe we can't have it all. But we can probably have most of it. So let's suck it up and make a baby."
- Fake News | Beck!Jon/"Stephen" | G | Texts from Last Night fic bits
- "but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Album
- Bit more of my rockstar!"Stephen" AU from yesterday's OT.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | G | Gorillas and Penguins and Bonding, Oh My
- When the going gets tough, agents Donaghy and Lemon retreat to the wild. Or, well. The zoo.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jenna | PG | Overthinking
- He probably notices. She overthinks.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | NC-17 | Then You Touched Me, Casually at First
- Liz gets drunk with Jack. (A post-ep for 2x10.)
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jonathan, Pete | PG | Is It A Sin, Is It A Crime, Yeah, Yeah, It Is
- “Lemon,” Jack says, “there’s something about you that’s been troubling me lately, on a personal level.” Dun dun dunnnn.
- 30 Rock | Liz/Wesley, Jack/Avery | PG | Darling, Can You Hear Me, S.O.S.
- Liz and Wesley run into each other on a couples' cruise. And then get shipwrecked. Alone. Together.
- Doctor Who | Donna/Shaun, River, Wilf, Eleven | G | Detour
- Post-The End of Time. Donna's conscious mind has forgotten everything. If she's to survive, her subconscious has to find ways for her to remember.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, Jenna | G | who's scruffy looking?
- Five reasons Liz thinks that maybe Jack is interested. You know. Like that.
- Cable and Deadpool, Jeeves & Wooster, Care Bears, Discworld, Calvin and Hobbes | Cable, Deadpool, crossovers | M | The Cable & Deadpool Yuletide Special
- ...summary? Is that like a recap page? Huh. Okay. I'm Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth. You may remember me from such comics as "Deadpool," "Deadpool," and "Cable & Deadpool," and from my brief appearance in Wolverine's first solo movie, which for now makes me Marvel's latest license to print money -- thank you, Ryan Reynolds. Anyway, now I'm in a Yuletide story, so join me and my buddy Nate Summers, aka Cable, for wacky hijinks and reality-hopping adventure. Say hi to the fangirls, Nate.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | True
- The guy with the shoulderpadded jacket and Flock of Seagulls hair has been sitting at the end of the bar since the beginning of Jon's shift, getting trashed.
- Wonder Woman | Diana, Cassie/OC, Aphrodite, others | through NC-17 | A Matter for the Goddess, or Babysitter of Themyscira!
- Alternate reality. After the events of Infinite Crisis, Wonder Woman took Wonder Girl (Cassie Sandsmark) back to Themyscira to recover from the Crisis and from the death of Superboy (Conner Kent). Four years later, Cassie has built a life for herself on Themyscira. When Diana, still acting as Wonder Woman, brings back a homeless waif to Cassie's adopted home, Cassie is furious, until drastic action by Queen Hippolyta forces her into a closer understanding of her visitor's demons.
- Fake News | Jon, others | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- One of the prompts was that Jon surprises everyone (including himself) by coming out while interviewing someone who is anti-gay rights, and then has to deal with the aftermath.
- Bandom | Jon/Ryan, Jon/Brendon, Spencer | R, warnings | A Gift Once Given
- Jon was Ryan's sweet sixteen gift. Ryan had known it was coming, no matter how much he had tried to pretend otherwise. His father had been hinting a little too heavily about sixteen being, "...when you become a man, son."
- [New Multi Vid] One-Night Fandoms: A Tribute to Yuletide (by eruthros and thingswithwings)
- But for the most part, this is it, this is Yuletide: the Age of Sail and the vampires, the independent queer film and the obscure anime, the honest love of old black and white movies and the maniacal desire to write sex scenes using all our favourite childhood icons. Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman are here; Susan Cooper and C.S. Lewis are here; Vladimir Nabokov and S.E. Hinton and Dorothy L. Sayers and P.G. Wodehouse and Sarah Waters and Douglas Adams and Tony Kushner are here, all sitting side by side with bad 80s romcoms and sports movies and dance movies and the Bible and a little bit of Bollywood.
- pir8fancier: Fanfiction and Authors
- An artist needs to understand that fanfiction is an expression of admiration, of solidarity with other people who share their love of your concept. This is not a backdoor attempt to steal your readers. THESE ARE YOUR READERS.
- boogieshoes: yet another opinion on fanfic...
- In sum, fanfic is one of my hobbies. I love it dearly, but I know where my talents lie, and I have developed them, thank you very much, and have a career I very much enjoy. People who don't get fanfic or fanfic authors, please stop intimating that we're all lazy gits because we're not professional writers. Fanfic authors have lives other than fanfic.
- tkp: Fandom far afield
- When was the last time you participated in fandom on the internet not through a journaling site?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble | R | Jeeves et le Plan Trop Parfait
- "Jeeves," I announced one fine morning, "I think I should get married."
- vito_excalibur: not a Wiscon panel report
- Things What I Think Are Interesting About Fanfic And Slash Lately:
- idolmeta: SURVEY: Inspiration vs. Perspiration
- Look back to the fic that garnered you the most reviews. How long did it take you to write that fic? How does that compare with the average amount of time you take writing a fic?
- vovat: Birth of Betsy
- Really, we don't know the birthdays for most Oz characters. I guess this is pretty common for fictional universes, but if the Sanrio characters can all have established birthdays, why not the Ozites?
- American Girls | Addy | G | You're A Part of History Too
- Addy Walker was alone.
- National Public Radio RPF, Bill & Ted, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | This American Life cast | G | A Terrible Ghastly Silence
- Our plan was to just get out there. There was a story waiting for us, one that we all knew was the stuff of legend.
- Disney Princesses Superheroes | ensemble | gen | you're gonna leave them all behind
- I arranged to meet the women of the Alliance for lunch at noon on Wednesday, but at ten the kraken was loose outside Seattle and at eleven-thirty there was the typhoon off Malaysia...
- Better Off Ted | Ted/Linda/Veronica, Rose, Phil, Lem | T | Mengage a Folle
- Sometimes, things happen in ways that make perfect sense, if you've got the right metaphor to figure them out.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Benjamin | PG | A Little Perspective
- Bertie’s most loyal servant is very concerned about him.
- Disney Princesses | Belle, Alice | G | A Lesson in Uselessness
- Alice visits an enchanted castle, invents some history, and wonders why she can never recite poetry correctly.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Rani/Clyde/Luke, Sarah Jane | G | Five Hundred and Twenty, or Thereabouts
- Luke, Clyde and Rani are not a triangle, and they add up to more than a guaranteed one hundred and eighty.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde/Luke | G | That show, contain, and nourish all the world
- There are adventures that go beyond Bannerman Road. Luke Smith goes to university and falls in love. (Strike that; reverse it.)
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Carla, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Eleven, kids | G | Pour, Rinse, Repeat
- Or, five ways Carla Langer and Sarah Jane Smith didn't have tea - and one way they did. Carla watches Clyde grow up, and tries to have a cuppa with the person she reckons is responsible. Without much success.
- Disney Princesses Superheroes | ensemble | G | Just Another Day In The Secret Base
- It's just another day in the secret base, and PrincessForce are dealing with internal conflicts, an intruder, a prince in need of rescue and a misplaced rabbit.
- Muppet Show | Kermit/Piggy, Gonzo/Camilla, ensemble | G | Follow That Star!
- The three wise men? More like the three wise guys. When Kermit, Scooter, and Fozzie see a new star, they embark on a quest to find out where it leads.
- Better Off Ted | Rose, Veronica, others | G | Veridian Beauty
- At Veridian Dynamics, we're putting the future leaders of tomorrow to work!
- The Middleman | Wendy/Tyler, mom, Middleman/Lacey | G | The Latina Progenitor Invasion
- Wendy Watson was having a day.
- Better Off Ted | Veronica, ensemble | T | Advent of Veronica
- One first day of Advent, Veronica sent a memo because she loved Christmas. By which she meant presents. Rampant office supply re-gifting ensued.
- Disney Princesses | Tiana/Naveen, Beast/Belle, Shang/Mulan | T | Faldi Faldonza
- Tiana's first royal ball turns out to be something of a disaster, what with the prince being kidnapped and all. Luckily, she's got back-up.
- The Middleman | Wendy, Middleman, Ida | G | Five Times Wendy Flew Solo
- The Middleman looks around at the various assailants, then back at Wendy. "You...want more solo missions?"
- Princess Tutu | Fakir/Ahiru, Autor | G | Etude: Composition
- Why does it always have to be fairy tales?
- Futurama | Fry/Bender/Leela | M | The Start of a Beautiful Something
- You know Bender. He hates to be left out.
- Enchanted | Giselle/Robert/Nancy | G | Measure in Love
- U/crossover-ish. Nancy used to be known as Maureen Johnson, but has since moved on from that life to settle into adulthood. This is the story of what might have happened if she'd come across Giselle first.
- Fake News | Jon/Tina Fey/Amy Poehler | NC-17 | Winners and Losers
- After the Emmys, Jon is left alone with nothing but his award for company until Tina and Amy offer some assistance.
- Fake News | Jon/Tracey/Stephen | NC-17 | For the Understudy's Part
- Idle pillow talk between husband and wife uncovers a shared fantasy that eventually becomes reality.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, Chris | T | Return to Sender
- Sometimes, all it takes is an insult or two to get the right results. (In which Leon finds satisfaction in pen and ink, D learns the true meaning of irritation, and Chris gets entirely the wrong idea about the efficacy of USPS.)
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, others | T | Deserving
- Leon is searching for D, but some things can only be found when you stop seeking.
- FoxTrot, Calvin & Hobbes | Jason, Calvin, Hobbes | G | The Roommate of +10 Confusion
- There must be some scientifically sound way for Jason Fox to be able to quantify his new college roommate, but he hasn't found one yet that fits. Especially when he factors in the stuffed tiger.
- Muppet Show, Doctor Who | Matt Smith, ensemble | G | It's the Muppet Doctor Who Special, With Our Very Special Guest Star, Matt Smith!
- Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor! Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.
- Oldest Ever Lolcat Found *gasp* (Iz From Teh 1905)
- This captioned cat picture postcard was found by Tracy Angulo in a Seattle antique store. Tracy tells us that the photograph is from 1905, which would make this officially the oldest cat picture with a caption, AKA lolcat, that we’ve seen.
- Harry Potter | Dudley, Harry, Dursleys, Weasleys | T | A Hero
- Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse.
- Read Or Die | Junior/Tohru, Joker/Wendy, Nenene/Maggie, others | PG | Read or Drabble!
- Junior always thought that women fell in love, and men were just sort of there.
- Read Or Die | Anita, Joker/Wendy, ensemble | PG | Who Drank The Milk?
- Anita, Hisami, Junior, and Tohru band together, with the help of their feathered friend, John Woo, to solve the most baffling mysteries in...well, the neighbourhood.
- Read Or Die | Joker/Wendy | PG | Doctor Who Pockets
- "That’s a great phone Joker has. It doesn’t seem to portable but maybe Joker has Doctor Who pockets (They’re bigger on the inside)."
- Read Or Die | Joker/Wendy, Nancy/Nenene/Yomiko, Nenene/Yomiko, Ikku, Junior | PG-13 | In Which Bezo's Influence Shines Through
- [As Junior looks up, startled, the room is flooded in light, revealing the source of the mysterious voice to be none other than Ikkyu, in all his scraggly, robed, jingly-staff-wielding glory.]
- Read Or Die | Nenene, Nancy, Donny, Paper Sisters | PG | Excruciatingly Silly Fanfiction
- "When she's finished with her book, and she needs to get a new one! Sometimes she reads it again on the way to the bookshelf to get a new book, but sometimes she doesn't read the whole way there."
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin, Adama, Kara, others | PG | The Body is a Myth
- What happens to Laura Roslin after she dies? What happens to Kara Thrace after D'anna reveals the name of the final cylon?
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama | R | On-her-knees Laura
- "I never ever got any complaints when I was younger, but I am a bit out of practice."
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Cain | NC-17 | On the Edge
- A late night, impromptu meeting on Pegasus.
- Battlestar Galactica/Firefly | Roslin, River | PG | The Law of Conservation of Power
- You don't blame lightning for striking.
- Battlestar Galactica | Gaius, Roslin/head!Six, others | R | The Best Production of Death of a Salesman Yet
- "Which one of you said that?" Gaius says. "I don't think it's entirely fair, taunting like this."
- Battlestar Galactica, Angel | Kara, Cordy | PG | You're Welcome
- Kara Thrace is a genuine, bone-fide, real McCoy Champion for the Powers that Be.
- Battlestar Galactica | Kara/Dee, Kara/Hybrid, Athena/Boomer | R | Battlestar Problematique
- Sometimes when you fulfill your destiny, the future becomes something you cope with.
- Battlestar Galactica | Six/Roslin | PG | First Impressions
- Six/Roslin before the Cylon attack.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin, Roslin | PG-13 | The Replacement
- Of all the crises in Laura Roslin's life, this was the latest. It was being complicated by the part where the other her was clearly expecting a reaction.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Ignorance Is Bliss
- Stephen tries not to remember.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | Jon Stewart is Aware That He is Short
- On a lonely cork board in the TDS offices...
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | R | The Cult
- Jon's cult followers turn on him, and Stephen tries to pick up the pieces. This follows the story "The Cult" from Naked Pictures with Famous People, in which Jon Stewart fails miserably at being a cult leader.
- Doctor Who | Mel/Ace, others | PG-13 | Ὕστερον πρότερον
- The locals of Epsilon Xi have a troubled future ahead of them. Or possibly behind them. Mel's getting a bit muddled with all this, actually.
- Doctor Who | Susan | PG-13 | Circular Time (the Mirror, Mirror Remix)
- When Susan Campbell was a young girl, she lived in a junkyard, among the dust and detritus of an alien people. That much never changes.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | R | Unraveled
- Holmes takes a knock to the head, and assumes he and Watson are together due to his friend's overt concern over said knock. When Holmes starts acting all touchy and loving, as one would with a partner, yet gets not much in response, he begins to worry about the state of the relationship he thinks he has with Watson. Cue Holmes trying to win back Watson's affections.
- Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Utena/Anthy, full ensemble | T | ARCHIMAGE
- This is a Shoujo Kakumei Utena fan fiction, set After Ohtori. Contains spoilers galore for anyone who hasn't seen the entire series, and a few (hopefully) fun references for people who have seen the movie.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Ginny, others | A | Welcome To The Broom Closet
- Inspired by the Eros Affair prompt, "I promise to remember your name afterwards."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | A Word to the Wise
- A brief segment in which Stephen reveals his fail-proof plan to destroy homosexuality.
- Fake News IN SPACE | original characters | R | Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
- In which Tom annihilates someone on his show and Michael finds righteous outrage sexy as hell.
- Doctor Who | Tegan/Nyssa, Adric, Five | PG-13 | Show Me More of This Traken Thing Called Kissing
- Nyssa makes a formal bid for Tegan's romantic affections. Tegan isn't quite sure what to do with that, really.
- Doctor Who | Four/Delgado!Master | R | Burning Ground
- The Doctor and the Master play gods in Vedic India. AU that branches off somewhere during Three's era.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde, Luke, Maria, Sarah Jane, OCs | PG | The Case of That Time We Dressed Up Like Vikings and Infiltrated an Alien Pie Shop (Not Really)
- Sometimes, Clyde Langer's life is just like a popsicle; and he ends up being tossed into a dumpster. Of course, in Clyde's life it's a giant bright orange alien that does the throwing.
- Doctor Who | Martha, Doctor, Master | G | The Sound of Fangirls
- I madez u a series finale LOLWHO...and I DIDN'T eatz it!
- Doctor Who | Martha/Romana | PG-13 | In That Year
- Wherever she went as she traveled, she heard one name over and over: Martha Jones.
- Doctor Who | Leela, Romana | worksafe | art exchange
- what might have taken place between them on gallifrey, when romana was supposedly president and leela supposedly her bodyguard/confidante. more specifically, was it romana's decision to end the time war the way it played out? would leela have supported it?
- Spider-Man | Peter, OCs | K | Just a Face On a Train
- After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. Four months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero.
- Star Wars | Vader, Luke, OCs | PG | The Sith Who Brought Life Day
- An Imperial officer loses a bet and has to get Darth Vader a present for Life Day. (It's the warm-n-fuzziest Imperial Life Day *ever!!!1!* ::sniff:: )
- Fake News | BriWi/"Stephen", Jon/wife | PG-13 | Five Ways Jon Might’ve Found Out About Brian and Stephen
- This is another one of those “the title popped into my head and demanded fic to follow” instances.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", OCs | R | Room 313
- “Stephen” goes to Jon because he thinks Jon understands. Jon doesn’t understand but is willing to do anything for Stephen.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Stephen | PG | With a Conscience Like This
- Well, sailorptah had an intriguing idea about Jon as a reluctant dictator, and two of us ran with it. My friend and I couldn't decide, though, which Stephen would work best in this universe. So I decided to try both. This is the result.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | R | Dusseldorf
- Jon sends Stephen on a cross-continent trip through Europe.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | One Year
- The smell of hospitals in winter/And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | Ursus liberorum
- Kid!"Stephen" and kid!Jon are having a sleepover when "Stephen" discovers something horrible in Jon's dresser. Why didn't Jon tell him he had a bear?!
- Fake News | "Stephen", liberal!"Stephen" | PG-13 | Mirror, Mirror
- liberal!"Stephen" and conservative!"Stephen" are mirror images of one another.
- Fake News | Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/"Stephen" | through R | Childbearing Hips; Safe
- Prompt was "If you want to do another little piece on Raven/crossdressing, that would be more than OK with me." Ehhh, close enough? // Prompt was "maybe bondage (including ties)."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | Five Times Jon Probably Needed To Tell Stephen No (But Didn't)
- Sometimes Jon has trouble when it comes to telling Stephen no.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Rob/frustration | through R | Tickle Monster/The Stapler
- Rob wanted to look away, but he couldn’t. It was like a train wreck. A strange, traumatizing train wreck. He supposed it would have been hilarious, if he hadn’t witnessed the pillow fight fiasco. He might even have joined in.
- Fake News | Stephen/other | ??? | I'm certain there's a special Hell for me
- Stephen looked pensive for a moment. Schicklgruber; why did that sound familiar? Either way, he really didn’t have any place to stay, but how did he end up in Vienna? And for that matter, how was he going to get back home?
- Good Omens | ensemble | G | Summer Dreams, Serpents and Adam's Favourite Food
- One late summer Sunday morning, reality decided to take a break and went out to lunch. It did the metaphysical equivalent of pulling the tablecloth away without making whatever was on the table fall. Then it chilled alone somewhere, recreational drugs may or may not have been involved. As consequence, Upstairs, Earth and Downstairs were no longer available to their former residents.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Not My Fandom Fest!
- "Hello! I'm over the top and slightly crazed with fear!" said Stephen Colbert in a mildly hysterical voice. His stance was that of a pro wrestler about to descend in a hurricane of fury, but with the posture of a skinny guy in a suit.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | ensemble | G | Not My Fandom Fest!
- Torchwood was jealous because it was never that awesome and John Barrowman tried to make up for it with his sparkle power but it was not enough.
- House | ensemble | PG | Not My Fandom Fest!
- "You know that the subject was wearing a pink g-string when she came into the hospital, and pink dye causes anyone with lupus to break out into a rash. IT IS NEVER LUPUS, AND THE PATIENT IS LYING TO US ABOUT SOMETHING."
- Politics IN SPACE | original characters | R | Cheesecake and the Art of Political Warfare
- Before the wars on Earth ended, people like Adam were used as military strategists. Now most of them worked as political campaign managers. Go figure.
- Fake News | happy!"Stephen"/Jon, Oliver | G | [untitled ficlet]
- Stephen's wardrobe was the kind that would lead to Narnia. Ornate wooden panels opened to show a void that seemed much bigger on the inside. Racks of clothes stretched back in a rainbow of pastels.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", correspondents | PG | Jefferson Memorial Rules
- “DC Fun Fact: Close your eyes at the Jefferson Memorial. First person you see upon opening them is required by law to marry you.”
- Fake News, Doctor Who | Jon/"Stephen", Martha | PG-13 | With The Rest All Gone
- It’s a silly little song, sure, but only Stephen remembers a time when it had a deeper meaning.
- Battlestar Galactica | Kara/Sam, Kacey, others | PG-15 | Storm Clouds Mask a Beloved Moon
- Kara and Sam are losing their sanity, and none of this is fair to Kacey. Sequel to Meet Your Storm.
- Battlestar Galactica/Dollhouse | BSG ensemble; Topher, Adelle, Victor/Sierra | T | Agency
- When Laura Roslin discovers that the imprinting technology is on board the Persephone, it opens up a whole new way to benefit the Fleet, especially after the mutiny does its damage. But even in the right hands, there's a price to be paid.
- Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica | Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Starbuck, ensemble, Roslin/Adama | M | Reconciliation
- On the border of the Neutral Zone, the Enterprise runs into the Battlestar Galactica, reuniting Kirk with his old friend Kara Thrace. The Colonials are in trouble; their ship has been damaged and Admiral Adama taken hostage by cylons newly allied with the Romulan Empire. Eager for proof of an alliance that could endanger the entire Federation, Kirk commits the Enterprise to helping the Colonials out; but as usual, nothing goes according to plan.
- melannen: temporal mechanics (Five things that are true in my personal New Who canon)
- Time Lord memory and knowledge is nonlinear. They remember what happened, and what will happen, and what might happen, and could happen, and had have happened and has to have happened, and should will have happened, and so on, with the result that for all their knowledge they're never entirely certain of anything except what's happening *right now*, and there's a reason Gallifreyans have neither historians nor verb tenses.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama, Lee, Kara, others | M | Five Deaths (Laura Roslin)
- Laura Roslin: five ways of living, five ways of dying.
- Battlestar Galactica | Kara/Sam, Kacey, ensemble | PG-15 | Meet Your Storm
- Leoben brought Kacey in to break Kara down, but when they manage to escape, Kara needs to take back control for them both.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin, Starbuck, others | G | Kara Thrace's Very Special Baby Shower
- The baby shower was all Laura Roslin's idea.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama, others | G | Five Things Laura Roslin Regrets
- Five decisions that, had she known what she later knew, Laura would have made differently. (Pre-series through 211)
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin, Billy | G | Epiphanies
- "You make your threes the same way I do, with the little flourish."
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama, ensemble | T | Sex, Lies, And Videotape
- You made a sex tape? The rumour mill is working overtime.
- Battlestar Galactica | Starbuck, Roslin, Apollo, Baltar, Helo | M | Five Reasons the Survivors Have to Pass Earth By When They Find It
- This came out kind of dark.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin | G | Everyone Knows
- Everyone knows about President Roslin's whiteboard.
- Battlestar Galactica/Politics | Roslin/Adama, Roslin/Obama | T | When the Oval Office is Barackin'...
- Earth, when they find it, is not exactly what they're expecting. (Post-"Daybreak" AU.)
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Adama | M | Don't Make A Sound, I Know They're Watching
- Bill knows how to add a thrill to boring Quorum meetings.
- Battlestar Galactica | Roslin/Starbuck | M | Flight School
- Eternally hot for teacher.
- Red Dwarf | AU!Rimmer, AU!Lister | PG | Parallels
- "Because, let's face it, Rimsy; he's charming, talented, an officer, an obvious expert at personal grooming, handsome, clearly well-educated. Everything, in fact, that you are not."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, family ensemble | PG-13 | Bertie Wooster and the Force of Will
- A very dramatic and draconian last will and testament is read, throwing our cast of characters into a spiral of angst. Without spoiling too much, this is a story about purposeful brushes of arms against arms, Wooster family secrets, and people who love each other but tend to hurt each other despite that.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | PG | Flights of Fancy
- "Why do humans try to romanticize flying so? It's simply a means of reaching one's destination – like walking."
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, others | PG | Quixote Complex
- Mamoru gets a knock to the head and is taken over by his former life as Prince Endymion. Which means he immediately recognizes Usagi as his princess. And guess which poor sap Prince Endymion catches Usagi flirting with? All Motoki lovers may want to leave, this could get ugly. Hopefully, hilarity ensues.
- Sailor Moon | ensemble | G | Missing Pieces
- When the Guardian Senshi perish in the last arc of the manga, no one seems to question their absence.
- Sailor Moon | Makoto, Mamoru, Inners | PG | Oak Evolution
- On the eve of the birth of Crystal Tokyo, a Sailor Senshi makes one last selfish choice.
- Sailor Moon | Serenity/Mamoru, others | PG-13 | Rabbit Test
- Small Lady had not yet been born. And as far as Serenity knew, Small Lady *could not* be born.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy, Dios | G | The Dead Prince Sketch
- In a prince store, just round the corner...
- Caprica | Lacy/Zoe, others | PG-13 | No Me, Without You
- It's a scary feeling, realizing she's so dependent on their friendship, that she doesn't know to exist on her own.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master, others | T | Like Old Times
- The Master breaks things in the TARDIS until the Doctor almost goes insane, then they end up in the Vivarium, and then all hell breaks loose. The Doctor is not liking any of this – and while he's at it, the dream-flashback-things really, really need to stop.
- Star Trek | Kirk/Spock | G | Kirk Loves Spock by Caroline, age 5
- And then they kissed, and everybody said "Awww!" And that is my story.
- HOMOLUST CHALLENGE GENERATOR v1.0
- A half-blind martial artist is fucked by a comatose chef against a wall. They are master and servant. It must involve tattoos and switching.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Rob/Ed, others | PG-13 | Every TDS Fic Cliche Ever
- And even though Stephen had just suffered a horrific ordeal, and neither Jon nor Stephen had ever been with another man before, it was absolutely perfect.
- Hellsing/Harry Potter | Integra, Alucard | G | Afternoon Off
- "I haven't been to a Quidditch match since I was twelve, Walter. Just be back here at the same place at five o'clock."
- Hellsing | Walter, Anderson | G | Third Person
- It was strange how similar they were.
- Hellsing/Carmen Sandiego | Alucard/Carmen | G | [untitled]
- Carmen steals Alucard's hat.
- Hellsing | Heinkel/Yumiko+Yumie | PG | Crack is my friend.
- She’d never done anything so...bad before. Except marrying Heinkel in Spain. But she’d been drunk, and Yumie had talked her into it.
- Fake News | Jon/Tyrone ("Stephen"), Jon/Stephen | R | Gay For Pay; One More Thing
- Prompts: "Some sort of rentboy fic? Roleplay or AU." // "How about voyeurism?"
- Fake News | Jon/Clooney, Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Just More Tabloid Fodder
- Jon starts seeing George Clooney. Stephen doesn’t exactly take it well.
- Fake News/Politics/Harry Potter | Keith(/Anderson), Stephen(/Jon), Rahm, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary | PG-13 | The Meeting
- The Wizarding World is hurtling towards a full-out war between the insane Lord Voldemort and the incompetent Ministry of Magic. Five Sixth-Year Slytherins decide they want to do something about.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Rahm, Anderson | PG | The Rahm Emanuel Toss
- "DOES STEPHEN KNOW THAT RAHM EMANUEL IS HAPPENING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE?" And the answer was, of course, no, he didn't know. Jon/Stephen.
- Good Omens | everyone | PG-13 | within a shadowed forest
- AU. Adam… succumbs to his inner Son of Satan, when the time comes. Adam being Adam, this still involves a little rewriting of the Plan.
- Doctor Who | Jack, Doctor, others | PG-13 | Stupid Human Tricks
- He's become oddly protective of his friendship with Student. Every time he gets close to making a move he gets shut down, but it never seems like a shutdown. Jack's never really had a friend he didn't sleep with before. It's weird and fun, if occasionally inconvenient.
- Nancy Drew | The lost outlines of "Carolyn" "Keene"
- You guys, I think I have distilled Nancy Drew books down to their essential formula. I was taking notes for the purpose of outlining my own YA mystery, and... this kind of happened.
- Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Who | Holmes, Mrs. Hudson | G | OK, I've worked it out!
- Mrs Hudson is a time lord, but she got struck off for using her TARDIS to avoid food waste!
- Where's Waldo/Carmen Sandiego | Carmen/Waldo | R | A Where Affair
- She’s seen him before – in all sorts of strange places – but they speak for the first time on Gharapuri Island, just off the coast of Mumbai.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, others | PG | 1sentence
- He had taken many oaths in his life - to do no harm, to serve Queen and country, to love and cherish - but it broke his heart in 1914 to be incapable of promising to come back when Holmes implored him to.
- Maria-sama ga Miteru | Sei/Yumi | T | Hot Coffee
- What do you get when you cross a lustful Sei and an unsuspecting Yumi? CRACK.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Horsepersons | PG-13 | booby prizes
- "SHOMEONE BLESHH USHH, EVERYONE."
- lower_tadfield: Now that the shock's worn off: Last night in Cambridge, compendium for context's sake.
- Roundup of information about that tidbit regarding the South Downs cottage.
- Stargateverse | John/Rodney | NC-17 | Too Good (the YKIOK,IJNMK remix)
- So apparently their whole relationship was based on a lie.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Ron/Hermione | G | And On The Third Day
- She has never made a better choice. She is very sure of that. It's even a slightly better choice than any of the ones that got her mixed up with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley in the first place, or the one to make damn sure Harry didn't try to go after the Horcruxes all by himself like a stupid, if heroic, idiot.
- Fake News | Anderson/Jon/Rachel | PG | Everyone's Gay For Stephen Colbert
- One evening, Anderson Cooper, Jon Stewart, and Rachel Maddow got kidnapped by aliens.
- Fake News | Beck!Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Thanksgiving
- The holidays are hard for everyone. Especially when your relatives don't think the same way you do.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", others | PG | Don't Let The Rain Come Down
- What if every time "Stephen" had a homosexual thought or feeling, it caused a rainstorm? "Inspired" by the anti-gay ad that was running during the Prop 8 thing in 2008.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", (BriWi) | NC-17 | On the Side
- During a time when the toss is becoming an endangered species: Jon and Brian Williams do an interview and, though "Stephen's" ratings are exceptional, he knows something is terribly wrong.
- Jeeves & Wooster | OCs, ghost!Jeeves | PG | The Case of Colney Hatch
- Peter Clark, a paranormal investigator who doesn't believe in ghosts, outlines the mystery that changed him forever.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | (Un)Scripted
- "Stephen" looks in the mirror for a little too long, and has to struggle to cover it up. But Jon doesn't let it slide.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/wife, families, Sweetness | R | In Memoria Veritas Est
- When Stephen gets in an accident, he needs Jon more than ever as he tries to come to terms with what's happened.
- Fake News | Larry/Sam/Jason | hard R | [untitled]
- Warnings: Chibi Larry having sex with Canadians
- Fake News | Meg, Bobby, Tad | PG | Never Forget to Burn the Evidence
- Meg and Bobby stand guard at The Colbert Report while Stephen spends election night at The Daily Show.
- Fake News | Jon/Will Ferrell | PG-13 | Forceful
- Will was a different person away from the cameras.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG | Damn Parrots; (They Repeat Everything)
- "Aye!! I said it would be unbecoming…"
- "The Word" mood theme for LJ/DW
- Yes, it's "The Word" mood theme!!! How brillian is that?!
- Fake News | Jon, ensemble | PG-13 | !
- Jon knows that the best kind of protest is a peaceful one. If you get naked along the way, so much the better.
- Jeeves & Wooster | meta/parody/snark | How to write Jooster
- If by Bertie, the story's more likely to contain actual plot, but it'll be hard to tell because the sentences within will be as tangled and convoluted as a bowl of spaghetti in which kittens have been nesting.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Lord Peter Wimsey | Jeeves, Bertie, Lord Peter, ensemble | PG-13 | Green Ice
- Bertie Wooster has an unfornate reputation for pinching things--necklaces, amber statuettes, umbrellas--a reputation that becomes dashedly awkward when Lord Attenbury's emeralds go missing. Fortunately his old friend Flim is on hand to straighten things out.
- seperis: the good old days before google were dark and involved horses
- Pre-lolcats. There was a time we did not have cat macros. Think about that one and shiver.
- When life hands you lemons, slash them with limes - Oh, Fandom. You are so very, very crazy!
- BNFs: The mightiest, most fearful and awesome thing in fandom! Or, y'know, fangirls whose names you recognize and are all, "Hey, it's that girl!"
- thefourthvine: Poll: Consensus, Part One
- I have, um, imaginary fandoms. I don't mean original fiction that I tell myself - I mean original fandoms, where I come up with, for example, a long and detailed original story, and then entertain myself with considering - and sometimes, um, even writing - various types of fan fiction or kerfluffles or meta that might result from given installments of the story.
- fictualities: Tourists: Fantasy/SF heroes and their places
- Willing to travel" is on Frodo Baggins' resume; it's on Captain Kirk's; it's on Doctor Who's; it's even on Peter and Susan and Edmund and Lucy's. (Later in the Narnia series it's the resolutely unheroic Eustace who doesn't like to travel -- at first.)
- cupidsbow: "The Things We Never Talk About" by cupidsbow
- There are some questions about writing that I find really hard to talk about, because they're just... *waves hands* ...there are no answers! Questions like: "When is a story finished?" and "Can you learn to be talented?"
- fanficrants: Clever and mildly insulting subject line.
- Vaguely ominous opening line. Elaboration on what can be described as mild psychosis. Declaration of my irrational viewpoint! Demand that all humans on this planet and others believe the same!
- The Culture Channel
- From the grand Bitchy Old Fan wisdom generated by five years in fandom, with the aid of a friend who's spent ten years in fandom, I present a slightly different categorising system.
- emily_shore: This is my letter to the world...
- Having a post of yours linked from [info]metafandom is like throwing a party in your LJ.
- The Concrete Tomb of Hradzka - Holmes: A Study in Scarlet
- So I’m reading Sherlock Holmes again. It’s been a good few years since I read the Holmes stories, and I know a lot more about storytelling now, and about fandom, than I did back then. As a kid, I loved Holmes; as an adult, who occasionally scribbles stuff, I’m even more impressed.
- synecdochic: Things I Have Learned From Fandom
- I run into this a lot. And I finally realized what it is. It's not that I'm Superwoman or anything. It's just that I've been in fandom for a very, very long time, and -- well, you know, fandom gives you some very weird talents.
- brown_betty: Cheater's guide to Conlang in fiction
- By 'cheater', I mean those of us (me) who don't want to do it the hard (right) way, but don't want it to look too crappy. By Conlang, I mean 'constructed language', like Quenya, Esperanto, and Klingon.
- fanficrants: Adult abuse:
- This covers adult abuse, the reactions of others to it and other miscellany that I felt I missed in the original post.
- fanficrants: Abuse is abuse is abuse
- Just because a character was abused psychologically instead of physically or sexually doesn't mean they weren't abused.
- fanficrants: Cheating is cheating is cheating is cheating is...
- I also realize that one or both of the pair-ees is currently married in canon. So unless you opt to write precanon fic or a wifeless AU (totally valid options, of course), something will have to be done about this.
- fanficrants: Tragik pasts:
- However if you are going to write about abuse in a characters past, please skip the stereotypes and pay attention the following:
- fanficrants: Dear cliche-loving reviewer,
- What exactly was the character I killed off in that particular chapter of the fic meant to say by way of final words whilst lying there with a lightsaber through his lung?
- fanficrants: Confusing criticisms, take #248
- I don't know what kind of substandard fanfic you write, but mine cures HIV. I'm just that awesome.
- fanficrants: Fanfiction writers do it in communities
- Now, I realize this next bit is a little complicated, but stay with me here. These people who don't like porn . . . are probably not going to read it.
- fanficrants: If You Open the Door, Then Walk Through It
- But if you feel the justify the pairing and want to do it by bringing complex issues like open marriages, bisexuality, and divorce into your fic, please be willing to treat them with a little bit of seriousness.
- fanficrants: In light of a number of recent rants, I
- I feel like saying "Wow, good fic" isn't enough, but I don't want to gush about it like a five-year-old boy who just got the deluxe fire truck with the fully functional horse and adjustable ladder for Christmas. So I'm curious to know from you guys what kind of reviews make you happiest.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Tuppy/Angela, ensemble | PG | Jeeves and the Tennis Coach
- Have there been any times when you, Mr Wooster, managed to get the best of Jeeves?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Bingo, others | PG | Jeeves and the Monetary Imbalance
- Jeeves comes into a bit of money. Enter ruses, angry words over gentlemen's accessories, Bingo attempting to be helpful, and a trip to India.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, OFC | G | Meeting The Family, aka The Rummy Affair of the Unexpected Guest and the Photograph
- This partial short-story, as stated in the terms of the challenge, involves a member of Jeeves' family, an exit-by-window, and a photograph of Jeeves as a kid -- along with the bonus duck and fire!
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, OFC/OFC, ensemble | PG-13 | Jeeves and the Female Doubles
- Bertie's aunts are trying to get him hitched to a girl who is an awful lot like him. Also, Jeeves gets drunk, Claude and Eustace get blackmailed, and Seppings is on a mission to stamp out illicit liaisons.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | PG-13 | Round the World in a Goodish Bit of Time
- What happened during Bertie and Jeeves' round-the-world cruise.
- Doctor Who | Four, Sarah Jane | PG | Saving Face
- He's The Doctor; if he says it's fixed, it's fixed.
- Fake News | Jon/happy!"Stephen" | R | [untitled kinkmeme ficlet]
- Stephen is asexual [in the "cheerfully indifferent to the idea" sense], but tries his best to please Jon. Problem is, he's having some trouble taking everything seriously.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, ensemble | PG-13 | Missing
- AU. Jon thinks they could have been really good friends if Stephen was still alive.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin/Susie, others | PG-13 | Theories About Nuclear Winter
- When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie his timing is not great.
- Doctor Who | Eleven/Amy/Rory | NC-17 | One Hell of an Antidote
- Rory finds he's doing a lot of unexpected things with his life. Constantly seeing things that should be impossible, loving in perhaps unconventional ways, and way more running than he anticipated. He wouldn't give it up for anything.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, the Doctor, team | R | The Doctor And Mr. Jones
- The Doctor thought he was alone in the universe -- but Torchwood is about to prove him wrong.
- Doctor Who | Leela/Rodan(/Andred), Nyssa/Tegan | PG-13 | Brave Hearts
- There is a strange edge to her voice, and Leela thinks of the stories of Rassilon, of the supposed agelessness of the Panopticon. "This world is like Gallifrey," she says.
- Doctor Who | Donna, Wilf | PG-13 | Experimental Science
- Donna thinks she's just about back to normal.
- Doctor Who | Donna, Martha, Jack, Dalek Caan | PG-13 | Footsteps In The Sand
- It started at the end, because time had always had a peculiar fondness for the big finish; the twist ending and the dramatic rebirth.
- Doctor Who | Donna, others | PG | Your History Written In Stars And Time
- Donna's forgotten. The universe hasn't.
- Torchwood | team | PG | The Rules of Torchwood Three
- Jack's handwriting: Maternity leave is now mandatory beginning at first sign of alien impregnation. Maternity leave will be taken in the medical bay or the cells. Owen's handwriting: Especially for the men.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, ensemble | PG | Absolutes and Impossibilities
- Two words: baby. fic.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master, Jack/Romana, others | through NC-17 | New Dawn Fades
- Set after most of the events of Last of the Time Lords, in a slight AU where the Master was unwillingly saved from death by being force-fed lifeforce by Jack.
- cruiscin_lan: Hey writers. Let me poll your brains.
- For anyone who has ever written before, this one's for you. We'll be playing it fast and loose with definitions, so don't stress it too much. I'm just wondering what you write, why, and how. Ticky box poll so you can check as many boxes as you need!
- Doctor Who | Donna/Rose | PG | A Change is as Good as a Rest
- Now she had a half Time Lord - half human lounging on her sofa watching the X-Factor, and the heart of a TARDIS growing in an empty jam jar in her kitchen.
- Doctor Who | Ten/Master | PG | OMG FIC!!11!
- I MADE FIC. Doctor/Master crackfic with like swears and stuff. It does not have a name but suggestions are welcome.
- the_slash_pile: Discussion: Apparently there are men here, too
- So I thought we'd have a discussion with and about the guys of this community.
- Harry Potter | Teddy/Victoire, ensemble | R | Being Liquid
- When Teddy discovers a new way to be liquid, Victoire helps him to find stability.
- Where's Waldo/Carmen Sandiego | Waldo/Carmen, Waldo/Wanda | PG | Hiden Treasure
- "No crowd for you to lose yourself in, your backpack is twenty feet away, and we will not be interrupted."
- Where's Waldo/Carmen Sandiego | Waldo/Carmen | PG | Escape
- Waldo/Carmen: hide and seek - "I know of a place where they will never find us."
- Narnia | Aravis/Cor, others | G | rainbow in your hands
- On the night when even prayers have disappeared, what will you believe in and where will you go? (Love never ever fades away. Aravis, Cor, and a lifetime of moments.)
- Harry Potter | Dudley, Harry | G | Once Upon a Time
- Dudley's got five suits in the closet, one for each day of the week, and three chins like a ladder up from necktie to scowl, and a solid German car for driving to the corporate headquarters of Consolidated Demolitions, Ltd., every morning at half past seven.
- Doctor Who | Martha/Tom, Ten | G | Bad Timing
- A very serious fic about a very serious phonecall Martha gets on her honeymoon.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, Luke, Clyde, Rani, Ten, Jack, Martha | PG | The Subwave Network Does LiveJournal
- Some days it's a good thing the universe doesn't need saving.
- Doctor Who | Koschei | G | [untitled comic]
- I was thinking about our lad Koschei and where his troubles began.
- Doctor Who/Animaniacs | Slappy, Skippy, Ten | G | Time Nuts
- "Sissy?!" The Doctor was furious. He turned to Skippy. "An ancient gray squirrel just called me sissy!"
- Doctor Who | One, Koschei, Susan, others | G | Daughter of Time
- It soon became clear to the Doctor that Susan wasn't like other Time Lord children.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria | G | Someone, One Day
- “Is it difficult, writing about love letters when you’ve never written one yourself?”
- Doctor Who | Doctor, Master | G | Paleolinguistics
- A language with one speaker is a dead tongue. A language with two is alive.
- Doctor Who | Leela/Romana, Leela/Rose | PG | Here and Far Away
- "You could go, Leela. I could program a TARDIS to take you far away from here. They're not your people."
- Doctor Who/xxxHOLiC/Cardcaptor Sakura | Ten, Martha, Clow, Yuuko | G | Sheer Genius
- The Doctor takes Martha to visit a couple of very odd friends.
- Doctor Who | Martha/girl!Doctor, Donna | PG-13 | Getting Settled
- The Doctor sighed yet again, the action causing another button to ping loose from her shirt. "You'd think at least one of my predecessors would have tried cross-dressing, but no, they all had to be Y-fronts and boxers men, whose girlfriends ran away and took their frillies with them."
- Doctor Who | Donna, Ten, others | G | Turning Left Again
- Turn left, she thinks, and can feel the snaps and flickers at the corners of her mind recede, glowing in the dark but keeping in their place. As if you could ever get a supernova to be obedient. Turn left, turn left -- you lot there, don't get frisky, stay back -- turn left.
- Doctor Who | Ten/Master, Ten/TARDIS | G | There, in the corner of your eye
- How did the Tardis feel, after such a time?
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce, ensemble | R | The Unbroken Circle
- An interstellar pirate fleet that wielded magic was more or less Batman's definition of a worst-case scenario.
- Sherlock Holmes | PG-13 | Holmes/Watson, ensemble | The Adventure of the Buttoned Glove
- Holmes is called in to aid in the investigations of a high society kidnapping, to some startling consequences.
- Wizard of Oz | Dorothy/Ozma, Jack | PG-13 | Princess Tippetarius
- The boy Ozma was hasn’t disappeared entirely.
- Serial Experiments Lain | Alice/Lain | PG-13 | Turn and Turn Again
- Lain puts her hands down on the table and it feels almost like wood, and her hands almost like hands. This time Alice is wearing her school uniform again, but the tie is blue. She looks happy, as if she is thinking of something, something Lain didn't even put into her mind.
- Chronicles of Narnia | Lucy, others | PG | Fragments
- She is nine, twelve, fourteen, twenty; she is a little girl and she is a woman.
- DC Comics | Clark/Batman, Lois | PG | Siren Song
- Lois and Clark are in Gotham for some investigative reporting. The mugging is just bonus.
- Wizard of Oz | Dorothy/Ozma, Henry, Em, Glass Cat | T | For You
- While no one in Oz has to age, Dorothy and Ozma find they have a reason to grow up.
- Strangers with Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, ensemble | T | 1sentence
- 16. Flying On the school trip, Jerri Blank is arrested for possession, Coach Wolf falls in love, and Chuck contemplates tossing Geoffrey out of the airplane.
- DC Comics | Superman, OCs | R | Just A Kid
- This is not a happy, fluffy fic. This is a violent fic that deals with a painful topic: school shootings.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Rani/Maria | MA | The Blinovitch Limitation Effect
- Sarah Jane looks relieved, happy that the two of you are getting on, and content to ignore the consequences of two versions of the same person occupying the same space.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, Jack | PG | What the CCTV Saw
- Once you've unleashed the clichés, they really can't be stopped. This time out: pregnancy of a sort and a bit of light voyeurism. This one takes place a few months after "The Proper Care and Feeding."
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen | PG-13 | Dead Again
- Jack, in a rare fit of pique, decides that he's not getting up until someone checks his pulse.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, team | R | The Proper Care and Handling of Cliches
- The “Universe” conspires to bring Sarah Jane and Maria together through a series of increasingly clichéd events.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, Owen | PG-13 | Come Walk The Hub With Me
- Ianto's seeing things in the archives - but Jack's explanation doesn't go down well...
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, Doctor, aliens | PG | A Lovely Wedding
- It might have been bearable if the Irrikans were humanoid and the princess he was about to marry had been some kind of ravishing nymph with silver hair and purple eyes. But no, the old Jones luck was running the way it usually did (down the nearest plughole) and his bride had turned out to be six foot pillar of gently pulsating mauve jelly, with what looked like twenty deep blue tentacles cascading from the top and five equally-spaced red eyes circling the pillar at the halfway stage.
- Stargateverse | McKay/Sheppard | G | Call for Change
- The one where John and Rodney are Obama campaign phone bank workers.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, Florence/Madeline | G | Wooster's School for Wayward Girls
- "Poetry?" I said, and I think it fair to say my tone might be described, even by courageous men, as chilling. "On my behalf, you selected books of poetry to give to the two most lovesick girls of my acquaintance?"
- DC Comics | Harley/Ivy, (Harley/Joker) | M | Going, Gone
- They both know she won't stay, but sometimes it's nice to pretend.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | PG | Living Memory
- It was not just Kochanski's memorial.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten | PG-13 | Visiting Lister
- Ace goes back in time to visit Lister. Repeatedly.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | PG-13 | The Weaker Sex
- "So let me get this straight. You're saying men allow women to oppress them, because women have too much power in our society?" Lister made a face. "That doesn't make any sense!"
- Red Dwarf | Ace Rimmer, Talkie Toaster | PG | Believing It's Not Butter
- Being Ace wasn't about which side your bread was buttered on. It was taken as read, however, that you were fond of butter, in general. Or, well… at all.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, others | G | 100 Things Crowley Would Do Before The World Ended
- Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things to do before EVERYBODY died.
- Good Omens | Adam and company | G | The Happiest Place On Earth
- Adam + Disneyland = A decidedly unrestful week. Includes brief Hastur/Ligur, Aziraphale/Crowley.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, various local strangers | PG-13 | Regulars
- You can't live somewhere or frequent a place for any length of time without others taking notice. In fact, you may not even notice them.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, others | PG-13 | A birthday fic for Crowley!
- The man in the back had been to revivals before. Many of them, for a very long time. He disapproved when the preachers wore white. It separated them from the crowd. At least he'd never seen one wearing gold.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | PG | The Terror That Flies By Night
- Crowley reached out and whacked the alarm clock across the room. Morning already. He rubbed his eyes tiredly. His back was killing him. After a moment he realised why. He was lying on his blessed wings.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | G | With This Ring
- Over on CA someone asked for suggestions on how Aziraphale and Crowley would go about getting married. Sheesh. They wouldn't, you know. And then [info]afrai poked me with sticks, and the following horror crept into my mind.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, Hastur, the Them | PG-13 | How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley
- A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
- Good Omens/Evangelion | Misato, Shinji, Crowley, Aziraphale | PG | Code Blue
- Shinji is dispatched on his strangest mission yet. And that's saying something.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Elvis | PG | Lost and Found
- An angel, a demon, and eBay walk into a café…
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam, various, politicians | R | SEVEN SIGNS, SEVEN SEALS (DELIVERED – I’M YOURS!)
- As if the 2008 Presidential election of the United States wasn’t surreal enough without divine and diabolical intervention.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, others | PG | And bring me round a nice hot cup of tea, or Two Christmases
- "We have a chaplain," Forthright said, his chin jutting out a bit with protectiveness. They were all in this together, and no fat-faced aristo was going to tell them they were doing a poor job of surviving hell. Never mind that Appleton hadn't spoken for months.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, various | through NC-17 | Detour
- It seemed that the only information he had (and Jon didn’t) was about Jon’s life before the night he went missing. He had tried to ask those questions on his way to the base, but he had been stonewalled at every point – from the time they escorted him to the military jet, all the way to the hospital during a bumpy jeep ride in the middle of the night.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Steve, Stephen, ensemble | through R | Four Random Prompts (Table One)
- (16) Sam gets competitive, and John gets victimized; (27) Jon and Stephen pull a fast one on America; (57) Jon comes down with a bad fever hoursbefore the show; (75) Stephen comes home wondering where his wife and kids have gone.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | G | Drawing [reluctant!dom!Jon]
- Problem is, Jon is not much of a dom (or a real sub for that matter) and has no real experience with the whole bondage-thing, so he is pretty clueless as to what Stephen is expecting of him.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, others | ???? | Colbert Administration: A Celebration.
- I hereby bring you an epic presidential election love story. [In macro form.]
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", various | PG | Too Many People Who Didn’t Need To See That Sex Tape (And Their Entirely Unnecessary Reactions)
- Anderson was pretty sure he didn’t want to know when he got online and discovered his email inbox had exploded over night. Who the hell has a new sex tape out now, he thought dryly. To say he didn’t expect a) to be right and b) that it’d be Jon and Stephen’s tape were understatements.
- Fake News | Bobby, "Stephen", Tad, Jon, O'Reilly | PG-13 | Walking Papers
- In his office, Stephen found Bobby waiting there; "When did I give you permission to sit in my chair?"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Jon/others | PG | The Jon All The Bad Guys Want
- Stephen wants Jon, but how can he compete with all the other guys?
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | State of Grace illustration
- I'm not quite sure about Tyrone's expression anymore, though because of the last few chapters...but this was drawn before the past few chapters.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | RLUAI
- Jon’s mother used to say that he looked good in gray. Something about eyes or hair or skin color. He wears it a lot, even now when it matches his hair instead of contrasting. He thinks it’s fitting, somehow.
- Fake News/Justice League | Jon, Green Lantern | G | And Now, Your Moment of Justice League
- Hello, and welcome back to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. My guest tonight is John Stewart -- no, not me. He's been doing some incredible work with a new literacy program in his hometown of Detroit, he's been to other galaxies, he has literally saved the planet, like, twelve ... what that? ... fourteen times? No...sixteen? Seriously? Oh, I've lost count.
- Good Omens/Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings/Discworld | Aziraphale, Hermione, Dobby, Elrond, the Librarian | G | The Interdimensional Book Club
- "It is no new thing," declared Lord Elrond, sipping his Earl Grey in a solemn and dignified manner. "It is but an age since I espied Celeborn writing red ink annotations in the margins of Tales of Gondolin."
- Good Omens | AU Aziraphale/Crowley | PG | Ordinary People
- Ezra sat at his shop counter, tapping a pen on the paper and frowning in concentration at the crossword. Five Across was defeating him. The bell over the door tinkled as someone came in. He looked up to see a dark haired young man in sunglasses peering around in the gloom.
- Good Omens/Religion | Crowley, Jesus, Aziraphale | PG | Three Days in Hell
- Have you never wondered what Jesus did during his three days in hell, prior to being resurrected?
- Good Omens/RPF | Neil Gaiman, others | G | Happy birthday, Neil!
- The man sat up straight in bed, fingercombing his tangled dark curls and looking wildly round the room.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | light R | Stewart/Colbert '08
- Jon and Stephen decide to try out a little role-playing (of the Presidential variety) to spice up their sex life.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Stephen Junior/other | PG | [untitled eagle!fic]
- They were already an interspecies family. How bad could it be?
- Fake News | Jon/Esteban | R | Caliente
- Jon doesn't like when Esteban visits.
- Fake News | Rob/Ed, Jon/"Stephen" (?) | PG-13 | Cluttered (WIP, abandoned)
- Ed is suspicious that something is going on between Jon and Stephen, and as strange events unfold, he doesn't realize that Rob is...acting...weird.
- Fake News | Jon/O'Reilly | PG-13 | Safe Zone
- "Bill, look in my eyes and repeat after me: the world isn't going to end."
- Fake News | Jon/O'Reilly in "Stephen"'s head | NC-17 | Lions Ain't the Kind You Love Enough
- Stephen closes his eyes and pictures Jon and Bill in the greenroom afterward. Bill deciding to teach Jon a little respect for his elders.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Anderson | PG-13 | [untitled pimp!Jon ficlet]
- "C'mon, please. I need this. I wouldn't normally…" Anderson eyed Jonny Stew and realised pleading was going to get him no where.
- The Colbert Report/due South | "Stephen"/Fraser | PG-13 | Ask Not What You Can Do For Canada, but What it Can Do For You!
- I'd like to add "Kiss your ass goodbye, because the Mounties are coming" to the terrorist threat.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | In Need Of Forgiveness
- Stephen screws up big time.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen | R | Damaged People
- Stephen Colbert does not do things by half - when he snaps, it will be spectacular.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | PG-13 | Running
- Stephen is running. Maybe not just for President.
- Fake News | Beck!Jon/"Stephen" | R | Certain Unalienable Rights
- Jon dipped down to brush his mouth over Stephen's. "Tell me about the Declaration, baby?" he murmured. "I want to hear you tell me."
- Fake News | Stephen | G | [untitled meta ficlet]
- Some nights he'll look - just look - and study his reflection, to see if it's any different.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Sam, Jason | PG | Jon's Mojo
- Even though Jon got his mojo back on Thursday's show, "Stephen" is not dissuaded from stealing it again. In fact, it's become a recurring problem. Samantha Bee and Jason Jones come to the rescue.
- Young Dracula | Robin/Vlad, families | PG-13 | Say What?
- “Just tell him I’m gay,” Vlad repeated incredulously, shaking his head. “Yeah, because that’s a brilliant idea.”
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, Max/OC | T | Stupendous Man and Pretty Cool Dude (for an old guy) Join Forces
- Calvin finally gets to go visit Uncle Max. Cue him and his partner telling the story of how they first met and came out - to a six year old and his stuffed tiger.
- Bandom | Spencer/Ryan, Greta/Jon, families, various | NC-17 | The Second Circle
- Finally Ryan set his cup down on the counter. Something about the gesture, in the way it curved his shoulders, made Spencer's skin prickle again. "You can't," Ryan said in a weird, soft voice, "ask questions about this one. Either you do it or you don't."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Reggie, Bertie | G | All Things
- Jeeves and Wooster meet for the very first time as children.
- Fake News | Jon/self, pain, suffering | NC-17 | Marching Bands of Manhattan
- “You’re already asleep.” It’s his own voice, startling, and it’s coming from the foot of the bed. Jon cautiously raises his head, squinting into the darkness. The outline of his own body is eerily recognizable.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, ensemble | R | Drabbles and Double-Drabbles
- Used to hate drabbles, really. But now I love the idea of small, perfect moments in time. Or maybe I just have a really short attention span. Reader's choice!
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, others | NC-17 | We Are Rome/Liber Esto
- Roman General Stephanus Colbertus saves Jonathan the Jew from certain death in the Colosseum.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/BeckJon | G | [untitled ficlet]
- "The New York Times wants to control our lives, Stephen. They don't want people to buy you birthday presents. But we cannot let that happen."
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | [untitled Patterson Springs ficlet]
- "I'm Stephen Colbert! I'm on assignment! I'm doing a piece on the life of a college student! So far-" he flicks through his notepad "-it seems to consist of looking for work and getting high a lot."
- Fake News | Stephen | G | [untitled ficlet]
- Fatigue is a way of life for Stephen. If he didn't do things when he was tired, he would never do anything.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Oh, those Cosmos
- I just watched the October 11th episode of TCR where Stephen talks about Cosmopolitans turning you gay "case in point: Christmas party two years ago, I don't want to talk about."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | PG | Reggie and Wooster
- At first glance Wooster appears to be a reasonable Gentleman's gentleman. His collar is ironed, his dark suit simple but well-pressed, and a bowler hat sits upon his head, although the style does not suit him terribly well.
- Fake News | Jon/Tina | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- "First, shock! Tina Fey is dating Jon Stewart! Then the jokes. Do they play Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin in the sack? Does Tina end lovemaking sessions with 'Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow,' or does Jon end them with a Moment of Zen?"
- X-Files | Skinner/Mulder, Scully, ensemble | NC-17 | 24/7
- Mulder's need for ever more extreme thrills make him seek out the ultimate game player in DC - a mysterious top who is legendary on the BDSM scene, but Mulder must pay a high price to get what he wants.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | Sick Day
- Jon has a cold, and "Stephen" is overeager to help. Chaos ensues.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Chthonic
- The map of the Underworld Transit Authority is completely useless and not at all to scale, so it takes Jon twice as long as it should just to get to the river Styx.
- Entity Code - A Clear and Quick Reference to HTML Entities Codes
- The HTML Symbol Entities include mathematical symbols, Greek characters, various arrows, technical symbols and shapes.
- Turning the Coat Hook: Anniversary of the Squee Heard 'Round the World
- But if you're talking *Media* Fandom, it all began right here: when an entire generation of teenagers sat down to watch The Man From U.N.C.L.E. every week on their black and white livingroom console television sets and dreamed themselves into the fantasy world of the series. MFU lent itself to such dreaming; it was canon.
- melannen: I heard a lot of stories and I reckon they are true
- Ms. Brite, you've got the wrong metaphor. We're not molesting your husband. We're dating your daughters.
- When life hands you lemons, slash them with limes - Everybody's Free (To Be Fannish)
- If I could offer you only one tip for fandom, a laptop would be it. The portable benefits of laptops have been proven by con-goers everywhere, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own fannish experience. I will dispense this advice now.
- seperis: i miss ship wars like so much
- It should not be detrimental to my fannish experience that I do not have the IRB memorized. I seriously really would like not to know what the IRB is. I'd prefer not to have to wiki neuroscience and the ethics of experimental human subjects unless I'm writing a fic about it.
- thefourthvine: Why Aren't People Commenting on My Post/Story/Whatever?
- 15% were planning to get back to that post later. It's open! It's in a tab! Or it's in Read Later! Just...wow, busy, you know how it is.
- emeraldsword: random fic editing query
- What is the etiquette of rewriting/re-editing fic after posting? Is there any? Do you all feel deceived if you go back to an old favourite and find that the author has amended the text since the last time you read? Do you even notice?
- X Never Marks the Spot - fan types
- I've had a theory for a while that there are two fundamental types of fans - the intellectual/analytical kind, and the emotional kind, and major fan conflict and wank can arise when these two types interact, because they approach fanning differently, and therefore have a difficult time understanding where a fan of the other type is coming from.
- synecdochic: [writing] The Implied Contract with the Reader
- I have scattered, here and there and everywhere, the notion of the implied contract with the reader: the completely unconscious, thoroughly-internalized set of expectations that your reader will bring to the table, and the basic fact that you have to work very carefully to surprise your reader, but never shock her.
- doctorwho: Controversial fandom opinions regarding "Doctor Who"
- Patrick Troughton probably gave the best acting performance of any Doctor. Unfortunately, this is probably why he's so hellishly difficult to summarise in essays or pin down in fanfic.
- minnow_53: Replying To Reviews: An Idiot's Guide
- Confused by comments? Frantic about feedback? Here's a modest little [crack] guide to the rights and wrongs of replying to your critics and admirers!
- Market Chipping - the tennis salmon
- Still, there are many, many levels on which being a non-Anglo in general, and a non-American in particular, can be a tad frustrating. Not necessarily because fans are mean to me, on purpose or unintentionally. Sometimes it's things that... just happen.
- anaphalis: Wherein Naphy Somehow Ties Fandom to Howler Monkeys, Underwear, and Celery
- 'How to Remain a Small Name Fan AKA How to Let Loose, Write Whatever the Hell You Want and Still Not Get on Fandom Wank'
- Elissa Cruz - The Different Types of Critiquers
- Fourth, and by far the most valuable, are the Global Critiquers. These are the people who can see the whole picture and can point out where the story is dragging, or where the characters are a little flat, or where things get a bit muddled and need to be revised for clarity.
- Barb's Journal - A practical guide to hooking the Sue-wary reader
- So how do you get that average reader of fanfic to give your original character a chance?
- angiepen: When Ignorance Is More Than Annoying
- I've unfortunately become accustomed to writers of BDSM fiction who don't know what they're talking about. Despite the many who are knowledgeable about the subject (and just damn good writers), there are unfortunately a few others who think that the whole BDSM thing is "cool" to write and who just sort of dive in with the most rudimentary knowledge, most of it false.
- trascendenza: [Meta] Example tiered tagging structures for all-inclusive television fandom & fanwork communities
- I wanted to make a post explaining how tiered tags = happy Sheera, and when to use tiered tags vs. when to use a one-word tagging system, but my examples wanted a post all to themselves. So, here’s a post with examples of tiered tagging systems in all-inclusive television fandom and fanwork-specific communities, with some notes on how I would use said structures.
- Religion | Eve, Serpent, others | PG | A history of my love affair with technology (and its sad demise)
- And Eve said, Nay, Serpent, thou hast constructed a false gender-based dichotomy. For thou knowest that if Lilith could get hold of the remote, she would be just as bad. And besides, she shippeth Hagrid/Umbridge, which is an abomination before the Lord.
- essay_exchange: Wizarding Use of Stolen Technology
- There has only been a "muggle world" from which to steal technology since the wizarding world separated itself from muggle affairs in 1692. By my reckoning, technology predating the 1692 split is neither muggle nor stolen: it's a heritage of shared development.
- sistermagpie: Virtual canon
- The books themselves haven't "happened" at all--they're fiction just like the fanfic is. But as fans I think we all recognize something "real" about the actual canon, even if it's a reality we have a hand in creating ourselves by suspending our disbelief.
- The Top Ten Fanfic Warnings I'd Like To See
- No. 10: I’ve never seen even a minute of this series and can’t even spell the lead characters’ names.
- Fake News | Mo/Laura, Vance/Beth, Sam/Jason, "Ahmed Chalabi"/"Richard Cheney" | PG-13 | Mirrors, Dirty Talk, and Role Playing
- What could have happened on the Daily Show- 1998 (Kilborn era), 1999, and 2005.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, John Oliver, Wyatt, Sam | PG | Back On Your Feet
- Four drabbles, centered around Jon adjusting to life after a serious accident. More fluff than angst.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Craig/"Stephen", OC/"Stephen" | R | The Way This Works
- Stephen knows he has to work to keep his job. Jon doesn't.
- Fake News Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Coping
- "Stephen" is having a little bit of a setback.
- Fake News, SNL | Jon, "Stephen"/Steve, Sam/Jason, correspondents in spades, Tina Fey/Amy Poehler | R | American Fake News Anchors and Correspondents Assocation (or, NAMBLA)
- Prompt: Various fake news hosts/correspondents. The characters meet over drinks at a (possibly international) (possibly secret) fake news conference and talk shop.
- Fake News | Rob/Ed, Jon/Stephen | G | Takes One To Know One
- "Sorry to interrupt your little 'heteronormative' mating ritual," Stephen said as Jon burst into giggles. "But let us explain. Long story short, it takes one to know one. So - "
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Tad, Killer | PG-13 | Better Know a Building Manager: A Collaborative Effort
- Tad applies for his position. (Also, the backstory for why bears became "On Notice.")
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | It All Depends
- What do you wear to a gay wedding, anyway?!
- Torchwood/Fake News | Jack/"Stephen", "Stephen"/desk, others | PG-13 | This Abnormally Roomy Desk Is Stephen's
- Jack Harkness lost something important, and Stephen's desk is definitely not made of Lucite.
- A Bit Of Fry And Laurie/Torchwood | Control, Tony, Jack | G | Errands
- Captain Jack Harkness is dispatched to London for a meeting with the Head of British Intelligence. He's in for a bit of a surprise.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Torchwood | Jeeves/Bertie, Jack | G | What The Captain Saw
- The man winced, swaying against Jack. “I feel like I did the night at the Drones, when we saw Gussie off into the chains of matrimony.”
- Doctor Who/Red Dwarf | Ten, Lister, ensemble | G | Light Years
- The TARDIS is having one of her 'senior moments' and has sent the Doctor three million light years from Earth, in the process interrupting Lister's poker night.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, others | R | Que Samsara, Sera
- ‘When all desire has vanished, a person will not be reborn anymore.’ Jack may be immortal, but Ianto Jones is nothing if not resourceful.
- Torchwood, the Internets | team, a LOLcat | PG | Trying to Communicate
- "O HAI SEXIE JAK," the cat said. Jack beamed.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master, others | NC-17 | Precious Little Space Dumplings of Love
- ‘If I’m going to pose as your overly-demonstrative homosexual love-bunny, I ought to get something out of it myself.’
- Doctor Who, [Angel] | Ten, Donna, [Angel/Spike] | PG | The Beta-Reader
- The Doctor blushed. "Neither of them are me! I don't write that sort of fanfic! I write intelligent, thoughtful prose which is, for your information, very well received on the internet."
- Doctor Who/Torchwood/Iron Man | Donna, Ianto, Pepper, bosses | PG | Never Have I Ever
- Ianto, Donna and Pepper end up at a secretaries'/assistants' conference and have a conversation about their bosses.
- Doctor Who | Nine, Rose, Jack | PG-13 | Man-Whores and Wealthy Women
- The boys have gotten themselves into trouble again and are being sold as concubines. To what lengths will Rose have to go in order to free them?
- Doctor Who | Ten/Rose, Jack | PG-13 | Five Slightly Contrived Settings Where the Doctor and Rose Didn't Shag...
- Because I love each and every one of these clichés, I can't help but poke fun at them. Mild crack. Well, possibly a bit stronger than mild.
- Down for everyone or just me?
- Is [URL] down for everyone, or is it just your internet connection?
- DC Comics | Superman/Batman, various | PG-13 | Notation
- His first day on the Justice League, Roy Harper notices Batman has some peculiar note-taking habits. Investigations follow.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce, others | PG-13 | Where the Lightning Strikes
- While double-checking Fortress security, Batman hacks into Clark's diaries.
- DC Comics | Kal-El/Batman | PG | From This Day Forward
- In a world where Krypton was never destroyed, to unite the two planets five Kryptonians are given to the five wealthiest Terrans for marriage. Bonus: Kal-El meets Batman and prefers him to "Brucie."
- DC Comics | Superman, Batman, Bizarro/Batzarro | PG | This Story Am Not Slashy
- "Me no need your help! Me know you often good friends with Bizarro, but me know you dumber than me! So me am not here to ask you to not help me!"
- DC Comics | Superman/Batman | through NC-17 | Earth and Sky
- "Earth and Sky" is a series that explores the possibility that Superman and Batman had a romantic relationship in the AU world shown by Jeph Loeb in the "Absolute Power" story arc, and the effects that would have on the canon versions of the characters.
- Doctor Who/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Jack, Ford, Arthur | PG-13 | Green Flying Saucers and Blue Time Machines
- Before joining the Time Agency, Jack had been quite a fan; had even, briefly, entertained the idea of becoming a writer for them. Instead, he had joined the Time Agency, and shagged more than a few Guide researchers, writers, editors, and accountants.
- I.F. (Irritating Fanwank) (with apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
- If you can't write, but churn out reams of fanfic; If you can't type, but crave great fandom fame; If you can't spell or punctuate or plan fic And think "there", "their" and "they're" are all the same...
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, Gwen | PG-13 | Save Me
- Ianto must save a younger Jack from himself. Complications follow, as they tend to do when it comes to Torchwood.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Mickey, Rhys | G | Gone for a cup of tea (back in six months)
- The highly unlikely but excellent adventures of Ten, Mickey and Rhys.
- Doctor Who | Martha, various | PG-13 | Valentine's Day, This Year
- How do you hold a memorial for people who don't even remember they died?
- Doctor Who/Discworld | Death/Jack/the Universe | PG | This Is How The Universe Ends
- EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master | R | the naming of things
- "Psi Epsilon," he says, but the feeling of being unexpectedly caught in a safety net won't leave him, and it's Theta Sigma, this not-a-statistic, who's unwittingly made him feel it. He adds, "But it's Koschei, actually."
- Torchwood/Politics | Jack, Obama, Martha, ensemble | PG | Smooth Transitions
- The President-elect has a few surprises on his way to inauguration day.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, Clyde/Luke | G | Surprises
- "Clyde, this had better be good. I'm assuming Luke delivered my message? The one about not being disturbed tonight unless U.N.I.T. had burned to the ground, Torchwood had been kidnapped by alien invaders and the Doctor was on a mad rampage through the galaxy, leaving only us to stop the latest impending threat? Because if there is a threat to Earth's security, I suggest you call one of them… I'm taking the night off."
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto | PG | Reaction
- "Knitting a baby blanket."
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Luke, Sarah Jane, mentions of others | PG-13 | MILF-Hunting
- Sarah Jane's jaw dropped. "I most certainly do not get upset when you ask me about sex!" she insisted, her voice quickly reaching a louder-than-conversational volume.
- Better Off Ted | Linda/Veronica | PG-13 | The One Office Affair
- In response to all the wonderful slashy subtext of ep 5. Linda decides that Veronica owes her an office affair.
- Sailor Moon | Usagi/Mamoru, Inners, cats | PG-13 | The BIG Wish
- Luna was slowly going white, very difficult for a black cat to do, I assure you. "Usagi-chan, I don't think the white hair is your problem."
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Lucifer, God, angelic ensemble | PG | After All
- "Final performance review, severance agreement, termination of benefits...pension? I had a pension plan?" He snorted. "41,370 days of accumulated vacation pay they never told me I was entitled to. See why you should always read the fine print, angel?"
- Good Omens/Sherlock Holmes | Crowley, Aziraphale, Holmes, Watson, Lestrade | PG | The Giant Rat of Sumatra: A Story For Which The World is Not Yet Prepared
- "It was hardly my fault that the ship became overridden with hellrats. It's not as though I called them up."
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Jesus | NC-17 | Eschatos
- An interrupted vacation. An irregular assignment. An embarrassing moment. A desperate night. A terrifying realisation. A miraculous meeting. And a happy ending.
- Good Omens/Buffy | Buffy, Giles, slayers | PG | Omen Girl
- "This is not of the good, Giles. Things like this don't just… stop. I mean, we've been doing this for a while now, and our record for random apocalypse stoppage is 0-for-uh, what is it now? Eight? Nine?"
- Good Omens | Agnes, Anathema/Newt, Aziraphale/Crowley | PG-13 | Matchmaker
- After this week's re-read, I'm hung up on Agnes. She took a lot of delight in pairing people off in her prophecies, and you have to wonder how things looked from her end of the proverbial memory-tube.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, angelic ensemble | G | Going Home
- "I don't want you to go. What am I supposed to do with some new angel? He won't understand the Arrangement. You're very inconsiderate."
- Doctor Who | Nyssa/Jenny | PG | chemistry
- "Uh, well, I suppose I'm trying to seduce you," Jenny confessed. "I was reading up on some common rituals on the net and this particular scenario appealed to me." She peeked at Nyssa again. "I don't suppose it's working?"
- Doctor Who | Donna/Romana | PG | Six Impossible Things
- "Tell me, if you had to guess who in this office was a robot hell bent on the destruction of the human race who would you say it was?"
- Doctor Who/Good Omens | Jack/Crowley | PG | Charms and Tongues
- “Are you one of ours or one of theirs?” A voice hissed in his ear. It gave Jack the distinct feeling of bugs crawling underneath his skin. If he didn’t know any better . . .
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa, team | PG-13 | But One Man Loved The Pilgrim Soul In You
- Ianto has never believed in luck. If he survives this, he'll start.
- Doctor Who | Ten, various | G | The Gift Of The Mad Guy
- The Doctor joins some Kings of Orient following a star, helps a quartet of sociologists, gets thrown in prison, meets shepherds (ditto: talking sheep), finds a baby in a stable, uses Christmas carols for nefarious ends, and learns The True Meaning Of Camel.
- Doctor Who | Ace/Martha | PG | We All Want to Change the World
- After the Dalek invasion, Martha finds working for UNIT unsatisfying. Fortunately, Ace is playing by Perivale rules.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde/Luke, Rani, Sarah Jane | R | Not Everything About Growing Up Has To Involve Aliens
- In which the boys discover sex. And feelings. And stuff.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G, character death | All Neon Like
- Okay, this is weird because Björk is weird. Also her song is evocative and comforting but I came up with... this.
- Torchwood | Ianto, Jam Jar civilization, team | G | The Face of God (or, Ianto Hears a Who)
- Of all the creatures and artifacts housed in the lower levels of the Hub, the Jam Jar People were Ianto's favorites.
- Doctor Who | Four/Romana I | PG-13 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid on Gallifrey
- The Gallifreyan Kama Sutra is a very short book.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Clyde/Luke, Maria, Rani | PG-13 | Slap Slap Kiss
- Here he was, Clyde Langer, self-proclaimed coolest of the cool, being kissed in the art supply cupboard by none other than Luke Smith, boy genius. And enjoying it. Well, except for the slap. That was definitely weird.
- Doctor Who | Rose, Ten | G | Bar TARDIS
- When Rose starts feeling a little too much kinship for the banana tree in the kitchen, the Doctor takes her for a quiet drink. A really quiet drink.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster, others | G | Most Agreeable
- Jeeves and Wooster in their later years.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, ensemble | G | Fifty Jooster Sentences
- #20 – Freedom Bertie simply couldn’t stop fiddling with the green flower attached to his shirt.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Aunt Agatha | PG-13 | Jeeves and the Principle of Cause and Effect
- Aunt Agatha discovers the unusually close relationship between Bertie and Jeeves. There are consequences. (Despite the angst potential of the premise, this is ultimately a light-hearted fic. The Bertie-voice simply couldn’t do angst.)
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, aunts, Madeline | PG-13 | Of Swords and Shepherds
- “- Your Uncle Frederick,” went on Aunt Agatha, “who is… unwell at present. As such, it has been left to Dahlia and me to impart certain… knowledge to you. Bertie, are you aware what married couples do?” “Well aside from throwing dinner parties, no. But I expect we’ll pick it up as we go along, eh?”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Aunt Agatha, Tuppy, Gussie | R | Jeeves in the Kitchen
- Bertie gets all worked up about Getting Caught. Jeeves has a plan. The kitchen's role is one of numerous flat surfaces.
- Hyperbole and a Half: This is Why I'll Never be an Adult
- I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility. Over the years, this capacity has grown, but the results of exceeding it have not changed.
- セーラームーンチャンネル
- Sailormoon.Channel
- Star Trek | Kirk/Uhura, Spock/Uhura | R | How Many Roads? or, 27 Times Jim Kirk Hit On Nyota Uhura
- After the bar fight, Nyota thinks to herself that if this is what being hit on by Jim Kirk leads to, she's very glad she's never going to have to see him again.
- Star Trek | Kirk/Spock, ensemble, a kid | R | So Wise We Grow
- "Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life. "If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week."
- Shirky: A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
- This talk is in three parts. The best explanation I have found for the kinds of things that happen when groups of humans interact is psychological research that predates the Internet, so the first part is going to be about W.R. Bion's research, which I will talk about in a moment, research that I believe explains how and why a group is its own worst enemy.
- Exact Center of the Internet
- This dot here below is the exact center of the Internet.
- Five Geek Social Fallacies
- Social fallacies are particularly insidious because they tend to be exaggerated versions of notions that are themselves entirely reasonable and unobjectionable. It's difficult to debunk the pathological fallacy without seeming to argue against its reasonable form; therefore, once it establishes itself, a social fallacy is extremely difficult to dislodge.
- Doctor Who | Jack/Jack | A | Up To A Point
- Thanks to the Doctor, Jack has to take the slow path to get back home to the fifty-first century. By the time he gets there, he has solved a few of his own mysteries, and he has one last thing to do before he leaves the Earth behind him.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, team | PG-13 | A Man Not Alone
- Ianto Jones knows why Jack is Torchwood's leader. Jack knows what Ianto Jones will be.
- Doctor Who | Ian/Barbara, One through Ten, various | PG-13 | Ten Times Trouble
- All ten Doctors show up at Ian and Barbara's wedding, and all of them have very bad timing.
- Doctor Who | Ten, Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde | G | Paternity
- The Doctor has a very important and obvious question for Sarah Jane.
- Doctor Who | Nine/Rose (past), Ten, River, Martha, Donna | G | Every Other Day
- Just as the word "fantastic" no longer quite fits against his teeth, neither do the words "I belong to you alone, Rose Tyler." (They would have flowed easily before, he thinks, if he'd had the chance to try. He's a bit glad he didn't.)
- Fake News | Wyatt, John-O, Sam, Jon | G | funny chemistry
- "If I put my face next to yours, I can't tell whether your beard is yours or mine."
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | emotional distress
- It's scary when you can't tell if he's lying or not anymore.
- Fake News | Jon/"Steve ColberT", "Stephen"/OC | through R | Job Search
- Steve doesn’t seem to realize how well-liked he is yet, but what happens when he does? Steve will be hosting The Colbert Report--pronounced wrong--and Stephen will be his janitor. Oh, Stephen knows what Jon would say—“Stephen, you’re worrying about nothing. Steve doesn’t want your job, and anyway, I’d never let him have it. We’re friends, remember?”
- Fake News | Jon/happy!"Stephen", Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | The Created, the Actual, and the Dream Universes of “Stephen” T. Col-bert
- "Use of this product in any shape or form may result in night terrors, wet dreams, comas and the creation and visitation of alternate universes." "Stephen" doesn't heed warnings -- bold fonts and court orders be damned. For once, this personality quirk helps him out. Kind of.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Sweetness(, "Stephen"/Tad) | PG-13 | Stephen Likes Pistols
- Stephen gives a gun a blowjob.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Ed, others | R | Summer Falls
- Jon and Stephen are suddenly and publicly outed at a very early and uncertain stage in their relationship.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | NC-17 | Zzzhhhwwwung. Zzzzhhhwwwung. Zzzzhhhwwwung.
- Jon and Stephen role play. Costumes, sodomy, Jew jokes, and bad Star Wars puns, oh my!
- Doctor Who | Four/Romana II | PG | Let's Do It
- The Doctor and Romana try to make sense of this 'romance' thing.
- Good Omens/Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Madeleine L'Engle | Aziraphale, Crowley, Luna, Lyra, Pan, Meg | PG | Three Maids and an Angel (Don't Walk Into A Bar)
- Little girls everywhere get warned about the dangers of harmless-looking strange gentlemen, but no one ever warns such a "gentleman" about very strange girls.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale; Horsepersons | PG | Auld Lang Syne + Around The Block A Few Times
- IT WAS ALWAYS BEST WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER, said the one who did not drink.
- Cardcaptor Sakura/Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Clow | PG | Immortal Soul(s)
- Aziraphale and Crowley discuss the future of Clow's soul. Clow has different plans.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley | T | 1sentence, set beta
- 1. Walking Oh, god, thinks Crowley, he’s walking away, and it all comes crumbling down, because he’s alone in hell now, and he’s going to die, and its just struck him that no one really cares.
- Good Omens/Lovecraft | Hastur, Ligur | G | Visitors Pass Not Required
- Hastur remembered a time, not long before the Armageddon that wasn't, when he'd dropped into the mortal world in the house of a bookish man writing a fairy story.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, OC | G | Martin...
- Martin eyed the newcomers nervously. They weren't at all like the normal sort of people he had coming to his pottery classes.
- Good Omens | Pepper(/Adam) | G | The Last
- Pepper likes to think about the good times.
- They Fight Crime!
- He's an uncontrollable arachnophobic boxer on the wrong side of the law. She's a blind bisexual politician with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime! [Refresh for more!]
- National Marrow Donor Program - Be The Match Marrow Registry
- Free registration can help save the life of a patient in need of a bone marrow donation.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Beck!Jon | G | [untitled ficlet]
- The man turns to face Stephen, spreading his hands, head tilted, a "didn't I tell you?" expression on his face. "And that's how baby sea turtles are destroying America."
- Labyrinth | Jareth/Sarah, Toby | PG | Of Unrequited Love, Crushes, and Severe Irreconcilable Crises of Belief
- There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic.
- Better Off Ted | Veronica/Linda, Ted, Phil, Lem | R | In Which Veronica Gets the Memo
- When the company issues a new memo encouraging gay relationships, model executive Veronica leads the charge.
- Labyrinth | Jareth, Sarah | G | As the World Falls (Tumbling Down)
- He did not pick the metaphor idly when he began to spin the globes between his fingers.
- Religion | God/Lucifer, others | NC-17 | In Principio
- In quick succession, God invents cheesecake, Fridays, and the music of the spheres. [The Creation story recast, with anachronisms, poeticisms, and lots of sex.]
- Doctor Who | Eleven, Amy | G | The Care and Feeding of Tiny Humans (and slightly larger Time Lords)
- The one where the Doctor comes back for little Amelia Pond.
- Fake News | Jon/wife, Stephen, Rachel | PG-13 | Over and Out
- Of all Jon's false assumptions, he never expected Jeff Larson to top the list.
- Fake News | correspondent ensemble, Anderson, Keith, BriWi | PG | Anderson In Da Hood
- Rob 'Rigglez' Riggle set down his weights to point threateningly at Anderson as he passed, and suddenly Aasif 'Bad Aas' Mandvi was in his face, staking out his territory by bumping Anderson's shoulder with his muscled chest.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" NC-17 | Deeper
- “And you still are, really – you’re doing nothing wrong, remember – this is just me” – he bit at the tender spot under Stephen’s ear – “taking advantage” – another bite – “of you” – bite, bite, bite.
- Fake News | Stephen/"Stephen", Stephen/wife | R | Method
- Stephen's never had much trouble preparing for his roles, just with letting go of them.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | What is and Should Never Be
- Because apparently there can never be too much of Stephen getting drunk at the Christmas party and making out with Jon.
- Stargate | John/Rodney, OCs | PG-13 | The Hard Prayer
- One year after the end of the world, John meets another survivor.
- Sherlock Holmes/Jeeves and Wooster | Holmes/Watson, Bertie | PG | If they loved John and Sherlock like we love John and Sherlock
- "What ho!" I called out as I drew alongside, "As I live and breathe! It's Fatty Holmes' little brother! I was in his form at prep school you know."
- Harry Potter | Snape/Lupin, Teddy, Harry. OCs | PG | Fits and Starts
- Severus survived an Unbirthing Venom. . . mostly.
- Doctor Who | River/Liz X, doctors | PG | Our Backwards Walk
- In which River and Liz X are all out of order and there's no such person as the Queen of Scotland.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, Samuel L. Jackson (in spirit) | PG | Black Snake Moan
- Jon's disappointed in the fan girls.
- Fake News | Brian/Jon, Stephen, Allison, Sam/Jason, Kristen/Demetri, others | NC-17 | The Way Things Need To Be
- In a universe where people are primarily defined by position—whether they are dominant, a switch, or submissive—Jon and others struggle to deal with dating, prejudice, and the drama that comes from not fitting neatly inside society’s narrowly-defined idea of how things should be.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | Fear for Change
- "It is too late!" rumbles the great Obama, eyes aglow with power and all its terrible promise. "All shall love me and despair!"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", John-O | R | Two Things That Happened During the Indecision 2008 Broadcast and Three That Happened After
- “’Be more like Richard Quest!’ ‘Be less like Richard Quest!’ ‘Don’t grow stubble!’ ‘Don’t shave as much!’ ‘Sit on the right side of the desk!’ ‘I don’t want you to replace Stephen!’ Didn’t he say those things to you?”
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, Luke, Clyde, K-9, OCs | PG-13 | The Ghost of Christmas Always
- Maria Jackson and Sarah Jane Smith always seem to find themselves together at Christmas, even if they're worlds apart.
- Doctor Who/Le Petit Prince | le prince, le mouton, 10 | G | Après la rose
- "L'univers a mangé ma rose," disait le Docteur, très doucement.
- Doctor Who | Sarah/Three | PG-13 | Let's Be Sensible About This, Shall We?
- Everyone assumes the worst. Isn't it time they had this out?
- Torchwood | Jack/Hub, team | PG | If We Haven't Got Nightingales, Glenn Miller Will Suffice
- In which Gerald Carter is distinctly annoyed, Ianto Jones goes exploring, Lisa Hallet is the cause of a falling-out, Owen Harper contemplates new digs, Jack Harkness has sex (with architecture), Gwen Cooper weds, and Glenn Miller plays.
- Torchwood | team | R | The Quiet Room
- "Inside this room, no one talks," Ianto said, his voice carefully neutral. "It isn't allowed. What goes on here stays here and, outside of it, never happened. Other than that there are no rules, in a manner of speaking."
- Doctor Who | Donna, Rose/Martha, various | PG-13 | In An Interstellar Burst
- Donna's got a teleport, Rose has an aversion to beaches, and maybe Martha's not quite as done with all of this as she thought. Next stop: everywhere.
- Sherlock | Sherlock/John | NC-17, warnings | Autopsis
- Sociopaths are known for their complete lack of control, but Sherlock is extremely high functioning.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | PG | JON YOU IGNORANT LARD
- AMY ACTUALLY TOLD MENOT TO SEND THIS EMAIL BECAUSE APPARENYL I HAVE HAD TOO MUCJ TO DRINK THIS EVENING BUT THAT IS PATENTLY FLASE JON I AM SURE I C OULD PASS A BREATHILIZER BY BREATHING THROUGH MY THROAT CLEARLY NOT INTOXICATED AT ALL
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | G | [untitled vampire ficlet]
- Stephen misses the sun.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- "I'm packing, Stephen."
- Fake News | Rob, Stephen, Jon | PG-13 | A Blink And A Cold, Dead Stare
- Rob and Stephen have an awkward conversation, with interesting results.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/wife, "Stephen"/Jon, families | PG | Five Things That Could Have Happened To Stephen Colbert (But Never Did)
- A story told in might-have-beens.
- Fake News/Strangers With Candy | Jon/"Stephen", "Stephen"/Chuck, Jon/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey, Sam, Tad, Blackman, Jerri | NC-17 | The Pundit and the Pauper
- Chuck Noblet runs away to New York to visit his one-night-stand, Jon Stewart, and meets his double, Stephen Colbert. When Stephen falls under Chuck's toxic spell, Jon must save them both from each other.
- Fake News/Strangers With Candy | Jon/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey, Blackman | NC-17 | Pundits With Candy
- When Jon Stewart is tricked into speaking at Flatpoint High's commencement, he meets Stephen Colbert's doppelganger and decides not to sue after all.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Claire | G | A Real Chucklefest
- Chuck/Claire, my new OTP. Kind of. Not at all. Anyway, I didn’t even try to explain why he married her.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, others | NC-17 | A Kind Of Magic
- Geoffrey discovered his superpower completely by accident.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, others | R | Sentence Challenge (Parte Dos)
- 2. Team Both Chuck and Geoffrey watched the World Cup for the hot guys, but Chuck would inevitably get jealous and Geoffrey had to reassure him that he loved him, even if he was fatter and less attractive than most soccer players.
- Good Omens | Crowley/War, DEATH | PG-13 | Managing Trouble
- Crawly noticed she had long, sharp fingernails, immaculate but dangerous-looking, and that she flexed them like claws when she spoke.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley | PG-13 | All Things Bright and Beautiful
- Crowley and Aziraphale are waiting for the Apocalypse. Again.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac | PG-13 | On Doubting and Blessings
- "I was told to screw up Abraham's spotless reputation, so I visited him in a dream and put the seed of doubt into his mind. Now, I assume, he's sitting around moping because he doesn't know what to do, despite your explanation. Am I wrong?"
- Fake News | "Stephen"/OCs | R, warnings | Just Say No
- Stephen wants to say no.
- Fake News/Sports Night | "Stephen"/Jon, Dan/Casey, Dan/"Stephen" | PG-13 | The Grand Scheme Of Things
- They were self-destructive boys with self-destructive habits who enabled each other in the flaming meteor of self-destruction that was their relationship.
- Fake News/Dirty Jobs |"Stephen"(/Jon), "Stephen"/Mike Rowe | PG | Two Modern-Day Robin Hoods
- \n"That's sweet, Stephen, really, but you can't help feed the pigs wearing a suit and tie."\n\n"Oh, that's okay, Mike, I wasn't planning on helping. I was planning on pretending to help. The key word there being 'pretend.' I'll pretend to help and you pretend that I got dirty. I'll give direction. Everybody needs direction."
- Fake News | Rob/Ed, Jon | PG | [untitled earring ficlet]
- “No,” Rob countered, leaning back in his chair, “it’s gay and brings out the gay in your eyes.” “You bring out the gay in my eyes,” Ed shot back.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Jerri | NC-17 | Hard Time
- Had he found someone new and not incarcerated? Was he having sex with his wife, and how did that even work, anyway? Would he make Geoffrey pay for the window? Was neon orange a good color to offset his beautiful hair? These matters required a lot of critical thought, and thirty days imprisonment plus 45 hours of community service were good for that.
- Fake News | "Stephen"(/Jon), Raven(/Jon) | R | A Good Wife
- It's not gay if RAVEN fancies Jon, right?
- Sherlock (BBC) | Holmes/Watson, Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, OCs | PG-13 | Horse And Carriage
- Asexual!Sherlock/John. Sherlock proposes. John thinks the whole idea is ludicrous.
- Doctor Who | Seven, Ace, OCs | PG-13, character death | Lost Luggage and Lost Souls
- Because listing bus stations as something you hate just begs writers to put you there. The Seventh Doctor and Ace join an odd cast of characters in time to get held hostage, and the Doctor remembers why he prefers saving worlds to smaller crises.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/meta!Wooster, others | PG-13 | Bertie Wooster Sees Through It
- Bertie Wooster has written six Jeeves novels, is editing the seventh, and trying dashed hard to start the eighth. Maybe it's time, he thinks, to stop writing this Jeeves character.
- Doctor Who | Seven, Ace, Merlin, OCs | PG | A Man at Intervals
- Ace and the Doctor find themselves in the parallel universe that (was/will be) created by the Doctor, as Merlin, when he left a message that his younger self (found/will find). Arthurian legend is punctuated by anachronistic poetry, somebody's timeline is fictional, and Ace has two Doctors to keep out of trouble.
- The Chomskybot
- The Chomskybot's most interesting effects are in the mind of the beholder, especially since its output not infrequently induces a strong feeling of inferiority in the unsuspecting, a sense of "I just don't get it, so I must be dumber than I'd thought." This is the Turing Test in reverse, and humans should resist allowing themselves to fail.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster, various | G | Pounding the Pavement
- Jeeves looks for a new job.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Bingo | PG | Jeeves and the Editorial Distress
- Bertie begins writing for the first time.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, rubber ducks | G | [untitled comic]
- "I warned you not to squeeze him so, sir."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, OCs | R, warnings | Fighting Demons
- Set a couple of years in the future. An incident has marked Stephen's life, driving him away from show business and making him retreat into isolation. An unexpected visitor forces him to comfront the past and face his demons. Little does he know he's not the only one.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, family, Bertie | G | Conservative Tastes
- Jeeves as a child. How he became so conservative in matters sartorial.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Sir Roderick Glossop | PG | The Committee for the Identification and Recuperation of the British Homosexual
- I shrugged. “Seems like a dashed odd thing to do, get cozy with one of the lads. I got within striking distance of old Stinker Pinker once after a rugby match, and the smell alone would—“
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | Needing More
- Stephen needs more. Jon (eventually) delivers.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/other | G | Hyperbole and Ego
- He'd be in the middle of an angry rant, and all of a sudden, he's sneeze. According to some, he looks like a startled puppy when he sneezes. No one listens to startled puppies!
- Fake News/Wigfield | "Stephen", Tad/Russel Hokes | T | In The Job Description
- When Stephen called him into his office and said, “I want you to interview an author for me”, Tad felt his heart leap into his throat and threaten to strangle him to death.
- Death To Smoochy/Law & Order: Criminal Intent | Frank Stokes/James Bennett | PG-13 | Unfamiliar with Altruism
- This takes place in the bizarre AU that exists in my brain where James Bennett from "L&O:CI" episode "The Saint" (played by Stephen Colbert) meets Frank Stokes from Death to Smoochy (played by Jon Stewart) in jail and...somehow they manage to hit it off. (In this AU, Frank did not get offed by the Irish mob, he just...uh...went to jail. ...Obviously.)
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Anderson, our robot overlords | T | My TiVo Gets Me
- Who watches when there's no one left to watch?
- Fake News | Jon(/Stephen), Allison, pigeons | PG-13 | Feed the Birds
- Jon has a ritual when it comes to thinking about important things.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Last Word
- What’s in Jon’s suitcase? Why was Stephen’s voice so raspy Tuesday night?
- Labyrinth | Sarah, Karen, Jareth, goblins | PG-13 | Dare to Bake a Peach
- She'll muddle through recipes untold and burns unnumbered, fight her way out of every castle fantasy supper to guard what he's out to steal, for her will is stronger, strong as iron and oil, and her kingdom-her crucible, her hearth, her cauldron and laboratory-will be greater.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, ensemble, OCs | NC-17 | Jeeves and the Dangerous Discovery
- Aunt Agatha has summoned Bertie to Bumpleigh Hall as his 30th birthday impends. As usual, things go wrong. This time, even Jeeves can't fix it. Angst, dashed inconvenient accusations, h/c, violence, frantic scrambling, Competent!Bertie.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/(Angel, Parker, Riley, Spike, Xander) | G | A Fairytale In Five Drabbles
- But she put a sword through his chest, so he left town and became a detective. Which was deeply tragic.
- Labyrinth | Jareth/Sarah | G | Pieces of Cake
- "These underworld child-bride deals never end well." Pause. "Well, maybe once."
- Doctor Who | Seven, Ace, Master | T | The Monster in the Dark
- Some things must be dealt with, and Ace put off dealing with the cheetah virus until it was almost too late. The Doctor must enlist some unconventional and unwanted help to pull her through.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Paul/Stephen/Jon | NC-17 | Retaliation
- With an irritated sigh, Jon tugged at the front of the dress, inwardly lamenting the itchy fabric and frilly pink mounds of tulle. "You at least owe me dinner after this," Jon grumbled, smoothing on the matching gloves and adjusting the tiara.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | Four Times Jon Needed To Punish Stephen (And One Time He Rewarded Him)
- Sometimes, Stephen needs to be punished. Sometimes he doesn't.
- Strangers With Candy/House | Chuck/Geoffrey, House/Wilson, team | PG-13 | Everybody Lies, Goddammit
- An episode of House, MD with Chuck Noblet as the patient of the week.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Inappropriate Compliments
- "Stephen" doesn't understand why he can't compliment nice body parts if he sees them.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Rob Riggle | NC-17 | The Greatest Military in the World
- Rob keeps Stephen company while he waits for Jon. Perversion abounds.
- Fake News/Batman | Jon, Stephen, the Joker, various | PG-13 | Funny Business
- They say dying is easy and comedy is hard, and for writerless Jon and Stephen, it's never been more true-- until they're paid a visit by Gotham City's most notorious comedian.
- Firefly | River/Kaylee, River/OC, others | R | The Rape of Kassandra
- River curls her body into a ball. She is not patient. She knows Kaylee does not love her now, and she does not know when it will be, or when now is exactly.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn, ensemble | G | Umad Learns Sumerian
- Dawn lies on her bed amid a sea of books. Spiral notebook and photocopied cuneiform in front of her, Labat's *Manuel d' Epigraphie Akkadienne* and her blue *Concise Dictionary of Akkadian* to her left, Dalley's *Myths from Mesopotamia* and Huehnergard's dark green first year Akkadian grammar to her right.
- Harry Potter | Slytherins | G | the ones who were taught petrov's defense
- The Sorting Hat was bewitched to be fair and given brains to be neutral, and sure, everyone will say, it's the students who decide what house they're put in, but these days, no one remembers that the Sorting Hat belonged to Godric Gryffindor first, and no one remembers that Godric Gryffindor left behind a sword just like Salazar Slytherin left behind a chamber, and no one remembers that spells--even those of neutrality-- are bound by the ability of the one who casts them.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | A Need For Reassurance
- Stephen’s jealousy can occasionally get out of hand.
- Fake News/The Nightmare Before Christmas | "Stephen", Jack Skellington, Jon | PG | A Nightmare
- Christmas Eve arrives and brings Stephen whole new things to repress.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster, Aunt Agatha | PG | It's a Good Life, Sir
- " 'Conscious' or 'subconscious' does not change the fact that my nephew is a frivolous nitwit who expends all his energy pretending that it's been 1910 for the last thirty years!"
- Jeeves & Wooster | Honoria/Madeline | PG | Faint Heart, Fair Maiden
- Of course she'd always had a fondness for the soft things of the world, puppies that needed nursing with a rag and a bowl of milk, her mother's hair with its careful waves, the rabbit with the broken leg she'd found in a poacher's trap when she was nine.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie, the Drones | PG | Drones Buzzing about the Workers (and Sound Like a Bunch of Queens)
- "Now, hang on a moment-" I struggled to make myself heard over the din of ungentlemanly assertions in re my valet. "Dash it…that is to say, all of you would like to be in flagrante delicto with Jeeves?"
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, girl!Crowley, OCs | G | Trick or Treat
- "Well, you know that I'm costumed as a woman, but that's not terribly impressive for the other guests, now is it? As far as they're concerned, I'm going as a vampire."
- Good Omens/The Professionals | Aziraphale, Crowley, team | PG | "How to Win Bar Fights (for Fun and Profit)" by A. J. Crowley
- "Next I suppose you'll tell me you invented bar fighting, too!" "Didn't have to," protested the demon. "They thought that up themselves, didn't they, along with fratricide and traffic jams and 'Triangle.' --Chair!"
- Good Omens | Pepper, War, the Them | T | Forgotten, As A Dream
- "They'll be back. They're never far away..." Pippin Galadriel Moonchild, aged eleven and a half, dreams red. Or rather, Red.
- Wicked | Glinda/Elphaba, Fiyero, ensemble | through R | Adventures in the Bad Green Apple: Blood for a Bauble
- In a slightly different Oz, Elphaba Thropp ekes out her living as a bitter private eye in the Emerald City, the bad green apple of Oz, where rain rarely lets up, crime runs rampant, and sensual socialites wrap themselves in cigarette smoke.
- West Wing/Angel/X-Files/Smallville | Gunn, Charlie, Pete, ensembles | G | Them Mean Ol', Low-Down, Lando Calrissian Blues
- "See, it can't ever be easy," Gunn said. "It's always gotta be complicated." He pointed at Pete. "He's got a radioactive girl chowing down on his pals, you're gettin' shot at, I'm being turned into a telekinetic iguana. Ain't none of it good."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Right Ho
- I sometimes wish I were some other blighter Labouring under other sorts of blight
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | A Touch of Color
- Jeeves takes issue with the unconventional color of Bertie's boutonnière.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Aunt Dahlia, various | G | Jeeves Takes a Rest
- IT HAS BOYS HOLDING HANDS. It has a cockney maid. It's really long, which is why it had to be split into twin posts. And if there is a limit to Aunt Dahlia's coolness, I believe I have exceeded it. But I don't care. She's Aunt Dahlia and Bertie is her favorite nephew and she's going to have some mildly historically-inaccurate opinions once in a while, dash it!
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | [untitled crack ficlet]
- "But, you're blue too!" Jon argued back.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Wyatt | PG | [unfinished telepathy ficlet]
- "Then what-" pinko commie bananas trying to spoil my waffles "...the hell is that noise?"
- Fake News | Jon/wife, Stephen/wife, various combinations | PG | Three Things
- “Hi there,” I said, “Jon. I remember you from that casting call -- did you get it?”
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | All I Want For Christmas
- Stephen was sitting next to the tree (the one he’d insisted that they put up) and his clothes were apparently made out of...wrapping paper
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13, angst | Wrong Fears Against Fallen Tears
- Stephen has broken down and wonders how he got there.
- Fake News | Everyone(/Jon) | PG | (untitled support-group ficlet)
- "Hello, my name is Ed and I've been Jon Stewart-free for three years."
- Fake News | Jon(/"Stephen"), family | G | (untitled drabble)
- Tracey stuck her head around the door to peek into her daughters room, only to find her son sitting at the doll house with a Barbie Doll and the Hulk and a slice of toy pizza.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Beck | G | [untitled rap-inspired drabble]
- It was the going to be the political freestyle rap battle to end all political rap battles.
- Stargateverse | Sam/Jennifer, others | PG-13 | Another Way to Get It Done
- "I'm in another galaxy and I just happen to wander into a cave with magical baby-making powers-that's some kind of cosmic sign that I can't ignore."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | The Wooster Wins the Day
- When Jeeves effectively kidnaps Bertie's new winter coat, Bertie declares war on his valet and the two gentlemen are thrown into a domestic battle of wits and revenge.
- Star Trek | Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Scotty, Bones | PG-13 | Captain Awesome and His Amazing Enterprise
- Because every fandom in the world needs an au where they're all in high school and in a band, OKAY. And this is that au.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Honoria, Sir Reginald | G | Jeeves and the End of the Metaphor
- Well, there are crumpets and an unwanted engagement and a scheme and whatnot. The usual, in essence.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | Needs Fulfilled
- When it comes to what Stephen needs, Jon will always come through.
- Fake News | Jon/Clooney, Stephen, Keith, Anderson | PG-13 | Four Times George Tried To Be Subtle (And One Time He Didn’t Bother)
- Stephen snorted. “He’s interested. He’s just oblivious. I love Jon, but subtle isn’t really the way to go with him. He’s too self-deprecating. Think more along the lines of a sandwich sign, maybe a siren, and possibly some flashing lights.”
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | [untitled Fourth of July drabble]
- "Rain's a little...it's wet-i-fyin', you know what I'm sayin'? It has a way of makin' things not dry."
- Fake News | Stephen, Jon, Keith, Anderson | PG-13 | An Aesthetic Decision
- Just what happened to Stephen's face and Keith's glasses last week?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | PG | Jeeves and the Literary Pursuits
- In which Jeeves is not a time traveler or a ghost, but Bertie is a detective and a literary sort.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, ensemble | PG | Mr. Wooster and the Difficult Afternoon
- In which Bertie is plagued by knotty thoughts, Aunt Agatha is fearsome, and Jeeves saves the day.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Dollhouse | Buffy/"Faith", Echo | through NC-17 | Echoes of Faith
- “If I needed Slayer strength, I’d get a Slayer,” said Buffy simply. “Your active won’t be in any danger.”
- Stargateverse | Weir/Kate | PG | With Style and With Grace
- Elizabeth had never understood the phrase "infuriatingly calm" before.
- Stargateverse | Sora/Teyla, team | PG-13 | Oath To Break, Stand Beside Me
- Of all the things that Sora might have expected would happen while she was Atlantis' prisoner, this wasn't high on the list.
- Doctor Who | Handy/Rose, Donna, Wilf, Jackie/Pete, AU!ensemble | PG-13 | Noble Pursuits
- In an alternate universe, alternate Donna Noble is a PA at H.C. Clements. Then, one day, her boss tries to feed her to his alien insect offspring. Lucky for her, she is rescued by Rose Tyler of the Insanely Rich Tylers and a mysterious man who calls himself 'the Doctor'... two people who seem to be a bit more familiar with her than they should be.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam, Beezlebub, Gabriel | PG-13 | Apple (The Divine Intervention Remix)
- Aziraphale and Crowley explain to their superiors that it is all Adam Young's fault.
- Cardcaptor Sakura/Good Omens | Clow Reed | G | One Last Joke
- A good friend passes away.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | We Did, but Can You?
- Post-Inauguration. Stephen’s misery turns out to be surprisingly relevant to Jon’s interests.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", an intern, tarantulas | PG-13 | Charity Plays a Game with Your Head
- "Just...just thinking about the spiders," said Stephen. "Oh...God, one of them even...shook little hairs on me!"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | Emopalooza!
- Jon angsts about his crush on Stephen. Woooooo.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Rob | R | Habits
- God bless high speed and million dollar contracts, the kind that spare you money to squander on technology, sleek sexy silver laptops with insane amounts of disk space, the kind that you can apparently fill up in mere hours given the proper Google search terms.
- Labyrinth | Sarah, ensemble | PG | Where the Heart Is
- Sarah had known, for some time, that there was something wrong. It prickled under her skin, making concentration on her lines that much harder.
- Desperate Housewives | Bree/Lynette | R | Flames are Never Doused Completely
- You shouldn't be good at this.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, War, (briefly) Death | G | The Universal Solvent
- "Here's the thing about obliterating all flesh: it can take some time." Aziraphale and Crowley talk about some things and fail to talk about others while the Flood is still in the process of, well, flooding.
- Desperate Housewives | Bree/Katherine | R | Deicing
- "Some coffee and a snack will perk you right up," Bree insists. "We can sample each other's cookies."
- Doctor Who | Martha/Tom, Martha/Mickey, Rose, others | PG-13 | Indigo
- Where Tom Milligan ended, where he began, and what it had to do with Doctor Martha Jones.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Bertie/OC, Florence | PG | Well-Disguised Blessings
- Ermintrude, Engagements, and Edwin. Oh my.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Lewis | PG-13 | Discovery
- I mean, yeah, they’re pretty affectionate for straight dudes, but I always thought that was because they were good friends. Never once did I think, Oh, they’re really fucking each others’ brains out.
- Fake News, Tek Jansen | Jon/"Stephen", Tek Jansen/Jon | PG | Muffins
- "Oh, no, Jon, I didn't want muffins. I wanted to prove a point."
- Fake News | Stephen/Paul/Amy, Stephen/Jon | PG | Limericks
- It was a funny idea for a skit, For two friends, both male, to swap spit, But the kiss that they shared, It hardly compared, To the practice they put into it.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | Obamarama
- There's a new President Elect. Stephen was so totally crying. Poor baby, now he has to be the one at odds with his own nation.
- Fake News | Aasif/"Stephen" | PG | The biggest sin
- OH NOES!! Stephen copulated with a Muslim! He has let down not only himself, but also America and Christianity! If he doesn’t do something quick, he will surly burn in hell!
- Doctor Who/Sherlock (BBC) | Amy, Rory, Eleven, Holmes, Watson | G | Chess with Sherlock
- Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves(/Wooster), Anatole | G | Anatole's Ballad
- YOU GET SO MUCH ANATOLE. Anatole POV, he and Jeeves have a little chat about their employment. A little slice of life.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Steve ColberT | PG | Gravity or Lack Thereof
- There are still a lot of things that Jon doesn't know about Stephen Colbert. Then Jon meets Steve Col-bert and the mystery gets even more complicated. A dramedy that includes strange events that are purposefully left unexplained, references to both in-universe canon and real life, disregard of both in-universe canon and real life, time-travel, and a talking building.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, Rachel | PG | The First Time Stephen Kissed A Man (and the last time Rachel did)
- "This is ridiculous. You like him, he likes you, what's the problem? I thought it was meant to be lesbians who made everything complicated."
- Fake News | "Stephen", Lady Gaga | G | BAD ROMANCE
- His daughter gives him a hug, a kiss on the cheek, rolled-up poster to get signed. Probably not, Stephen says, because a lady should not dress that way or cavort about on stage like that, but oh if she really really wants it that badly then maybe, and if it would make him the cool dad, then, well.
- Fake News | Stephen, Jon | G | [untitled ficlet]
- Stephen thinks it really shouldn't have come as a surprise to Jon that he was the most excited of everyone when the spaceships appeared over Manhattan.
- Fake News | "Stephen" | G | :(
- The fan above is spinning.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", a puppy, a cat | G | Perfidy
- Stephen stared, gobsmacked, as Abe, his perfect, precious, salt-of-the-earth, adorable, manly chocolate lab puppy nosed one of his toys toward Sammy, Jon's elitist, intellectual, liberal, un-American cat.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Beck!Jon | G | [untitled ficlet]
- Jon hated Obama with every fiber of his being, and he of course loved America, but there was a part of him that secretly wished that Obama would win reelection. Or steal the election. Or do away with the election altogether through socialist Muslim tyranny and stay in power for the rest of his life.
- Fake News | Sam, Kristen(/Jon, "Stephen") | G | [untitled ficlet]
- "You don't have a chance in hell," Samantha told Kristen bluntly, but her eyes were kind, sympathetic. "And believe me, it's got nothing to do with you."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", OC | G | [untitled parenting ficlet]
- "She fell asleep to 'America the Beautiful.'" Stephen's eyes glossed over a little bit and his smile grew watery. "She's four months old and she already loves her country."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen+Conan | PG | angry!drabble
- No one was making eye contact with them backstage, preoccupied doing damage control while trying not to disrupt the awards show further.
- Good Omens | War, Adam/Eve, Adam, Pepper | PG | An Inheritance
- Some genealogies are bloody difficult to write out. There's probably a message there, if you look, or, failing that, a pun.
- Revolutionary Girl Utena | Utena/Anthy | PG-13 | {end of the}
- Utena and Anthy. Akio's car. An empty space that shouldn't be. Combines elements and characterization from the TV series and the movie and probably makes less sense than either.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | Trial and Error
- "This was a very reliable website that told me this, Jon, and the internet wouldn't lie to me."
- Hellsing | Walter, Alucard, Arthur | PG | Dawn Drabbles, set one
- However, the fact that the boy had charged in, had attempted to assault the undead at its weakest point on his own- now that was interesting.
- Hellsing | Seras, Alucard | PG | Police Girl Gets a Pet
- Alucard decides to gift his fledgling with a new pet.
- Harry Potter/Labyrinth | Hermione, Jareth | T | I Wish The Goblins Would Come
- Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of.
- House/X-Men | Chase, House, Jason Stryker, Ororo, Scott, Logan, various | G | Rebuild the Bridges in Your Mind
- Chase was a student at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Time and personal differences mean that he's estranged from his former friends, the X-Men. Now he moonlights as a doctor for vigilantes and mutants at a clinic in NYC, but he's juggling so many secrets that his past is sure to catch up with him soon.
- X-Men/House | House, ducklings, Hank, Sammy | G | Of Capes and Cod
- "Let's let that embarrassing moment slide on past." House pushed up out of his chair, and flipped the whiteboard over. "Let me just fish for a pen… just kidding! So, seizures. Muscle spasms, muscle weakness, headache, fatigue. Pretty ordinary stuff really, except for the fish head."
- Doctor Who | cookbook index | The Temporal Gourmet
- Produced by the Ladies and Gentlemen of the Companion Auxiliary Board, Price 3 Credits.
- Doctor Who | River/Amy, Eleven, Rory | R | What You Need
- Amy walked to the bed, turned around, and sat down on it. She thought about taking her shoes off and sitting with her legs on the duvet, but a sudden thrill of cheekiness overcame her, and she maneuvered to put her legs, shoes and all, onto River's bedspread.
- X-Men | Bobby/Rogue, ensemble | PG-13 | Feed Me To The Tabloid Monster
- Bobby and Rogue are married and want to have a baby, but things don't turn out quite the way they planned.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | G | Loophole
- Of course we talked about it. I’m mortal, I’m gonna die.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Ace, Rimmer | PG | Call Me Lister
- Rimmer walks in on something rather questionable.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Ace | PG-13 | Alone
- “It’s just… the boys, you know. Someone like you would be great with them. I don’t know if I’m good enough to do it alone.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten | PG-13 | Liverpool
- His heart stopped. Thankfully, he didn't actually need it beating – technically, it didn't even exist. These were the little things that kept his mind occupied while it tried to cope with the fact that a 25 year old Lister was seated opposite him.
- DC Animated Universe | author, various | G | Research Request
- One night a cataloger comes face to face with just another researcher. Sorta.
- Batman: The Animated Series | author, Dick Grayson, Batman | PG | Ms. Edison's Day Out
- I look at Batman, fully expecting to be arrested for child endangerment. "Really, I didn't mouth off at him. I might've sniped a bit, but I'm Canadian. Our idea of a supervillain is the Hamburglar."
- Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century | Holmes/Watsonbot, Beth Lestrade | PG-13 | Friday Fives
- Five events that Holmes has forgotten, but Watson remembers. Five ways the terms of Watson's warranty were broken. Five things Lestrade grabbed the next time her house was on fire...
- Labyrinth/Jonathan Strange | Jareth, Stephen Black, Lady Pole, the gentleman | PG | A Visit to Lost-hope
- Crossover with the 1986 movie Labyrinth. Started off as a what-if vignette (could Jareth be related to the gentleman with thistledown hair) and somehow acquired a touch of plot.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, ensemble | R | Minor Interludes for the Solo Violin
- I have stated elsewhere in this series of incoherent memoirs that when I first took lodgings with Sherlock Holmes, I was not a well man due to the physical trauma I had sustained in Afghanistan. This was entirely true, and yet not the whole of it.
- Doctor Who | Ian/Barbara, Ben, Polly, the Brig, Bambera, others | G | Cartographers
- Former companions during the latest invasion. (Set during tSE/JE.)
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Adam, Pepper, extras | PG-13 | Thunder Road (Trade In These Wings on Some Wheels)
- Currently enamoured of the writings of Bertrand Russell and Jean-Paul Sartre, 20-year-old Adam Young was in fact capable of casting out such a miles-wide skepticism aura as to reduce a huge swarming furious mob of literally pitchfork-wielding demons to the level of unusually unattractive football hooligans.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Marathon
- A series of (connected) drabbles. Actually? This was probably just an excuse to see a bunch of movies XD
- Good Omens/Batman | Ligur, Batman | PG | A Dark and Gotham Night
- "Oh, right. Size don't matter," Ligur said. "Mind you, I find that anyone 'oo says that tends not to 'ave seen Superman's." He took a long drag on his cigarette and smiled in a horribly friendly way. Batman really wished he couldn't see his teeth quite so clearly.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Arthur, Merlin, knights | PG-13 | Floating Down to Camelot
- Then he had nothing else to do, so he burned a to-scale pentacle onto the Round Table. The court, being ignorant sods, exclaimed at how pretty it was. Crowley thought he saw Merlin do a facepalm.
- Doctor Who | Jack, Alonso | T | Bi
- Jack’s gender isn’t a fixed point.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy, Dawn | G | Pourquoi on adore Dawn
- Une autre de mes Comic Fic, centrée sur Dawnie et narrée par Buffy ^^
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | M | Requiem
- At the end of the Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale meet in the ruins of what was once Jerusalem.
- Doctor Who | alt!Eleven, Amy | G | Five Things People Might Have Read On The Psychic Paper (If Things Were Slightly Different)
- Imagine, if you will, that the Eleventh Doctor was played by Paterson Joseph but otherwise identical. What might people see on his psychic paper?
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema | PG-13 | Seven Deadly Days
- In the week following the Apocalypse, Aziraphale sins. A lot. Although he never does use the phrase "core values".
- Fake News | Rob/Ed/Nate/Stephen/Jon | PG-13 | Pre Wedding Blues
- By the look on his face, Stephen seemed to agree, but neither of them could hide their faint amusement as they watched Rob run down the hall in a toga, chanting, "Toga, toga, toga!"
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, others | PG | Favors
- "I've brought your oil and strigil, master," said Aziraphale in a soft, husky voice. He was certain that someone groaned. Then, in ancient Babylonian so that only Crowley would understand, the angel added, "This is humiliating. They're all looking at me. And I'm inciting lust, of all things."
- Doctor Who | Three, Four, Sarah Jane | G | Match Point
- It's the game they play. She doesn't mean it. Neither does he. Until he does.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Donna | PG | Donna Noble Investigates
- It wasn't fair, thought Donna, that she had been hating Sarah Jane Smith for so long, and now the woman was ruining everything by acting perfectly reasonable and nice!
- Doctor Who/Torchwood | Doctor/Master, Jack/Master, Five | T | The Deathless
- The summer of 1895, Jack's main (in point of fact, only) competition on the unkillables circuit went by the imposing name of Koshey the Deathless.
- Doctor Who | Rose/Martha | PG | Scattered all Across the Sands
- She can see all of time and creation. At least, she thought she could.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon, Rain | PG-13 | Rain Won't Go Away
- Jon gently knocked on Stephen's office door and it flung open, revealing Stephen had bed hair and, for some reason, a torn polo shirt. Jon secretly prayed this had nothing to do with a dead hooker.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Keith, Anderson | PG-13 | How Stephen Colbert Proved Jon Stewart Is a Lady
- Stephen says he "doesn't see gender". But he can't possibly be gay, so if he's attracted to (Jon) someone, obviously they must be female.
- Fake News | John Oliver/everyone, mostly Jason and "Stephen" | PG | Love and Marriage
- John is gay for America. And for just about anyone in it, if they can get him what he wants.
- Buffyverse | Andrew, ensemble | R | Big Rock Candy Mountain: Five things that never happened to Andrew Wells.
- Andrew tried a couple of spells but they didn't really work. The demon stuff sounds better. He just needs to know enough to be like Willow Rosenberg and Xander Harris: bosom companions of the Slayer, assisting in her heroic struggle against the forces of darkness while concealing it from the unknowing denizens of humble Sunnydale Town.
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- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon, others | PG-13 | Human Voices
- Seven years after the end of the first Pet Shop of Horrors series, Leon finds D.
- Doctor Who | Rory/Amy/Eleven, Jeff, extras | PG-13 | Vita Longa
- Rufus Atius Ferox remembers two childhoods.
- Ball Pool
- Bouncy bouncy bouncy...
- Fake News | Jo(a)n/Stephen/Anderson/Keith | PG-13 | Chick Flicks and Rabbit-Ducks
- Jon's first evening with her boys.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, families | PG | tell me how we're going to make it last
- He didn't realize Stephen still said grace; off Jon's startled look, fork still mid-air, Stephen had broken off, added hastily that maybe it could just be a holiday thing? and Jon had dropped the fork, insisted that it was fine - urged him on - and Stephen had mumbled something indecipherable, a flush creeping up his neck.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | NC-17 | Game's Up
- When Jon plays mind games, he plays to lose.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | The first and the only time Jon and "Stephen" had...
- You want every single splinter of a second, you want every twitch of his eyelids, you want to remember the particles of dust settling on his glasses you carefully placed on the nightstand for him so that he can still see the world in his own way when it's over.
- Fake News | "Stephen"(/Jon), past!Stephen" | PG-13 | Spoilers
- That recent ep where Past Stephen is Current Stephen’s senior correspondent? So fun. So this fic happened.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | [untitled drabble]
- Research shows that typical social amounts of cocaine can produce lapses in attention and concentration.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Sarah Silverman, Chris Rock | PG-13 | The Doggone Boy is Mine
- Sarah Silverman’s only crime that day had been to drape herself across Jon Stewart.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, family | R | Sentence Challenge
- 5. Nutrition Geoffrey loved Chuck and wanted to help him with his problems, so he always made sure to buy the low-calorie body frosting and change the labels.
- Strangers With Candy | Cherri, Clair, Chuck/Geoffrey, Seamus | R | Cherri Jellineck Rides Again
- Cherri Wolf runs into Claire Noblet at the supermarket, and can't quite escape in time.
- Strangers With Candy | ensemble | PG | My Flatpoint, Tis of Thee
- Nobody except the students was able to remember the new teacher's name - she was from India or somewhere, although according to Cherri Wolf she was Canadian - but everyone agreed that she worked way too hard. She actually set up and ran not one but two student voluntary organisations, marked homework on time, and most disturbingly of all, knew what a lesson plan was.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Jerri, others | R | The City of Flatpoint v. Jellineck.
- Geoffrey gets arrested. No, really. Chuck tries to get him out.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | PG-13 | The Finer Points of Love
- What Chuck hates most about their relationship is what Geoffrey likes the best.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/John Oliver | NC-17 | In Sweaty Screams
- "I read the interview, John. Jon touches your knee under the desk when the cameras are rolling." Stephen's palm was on John's cheek, his thumb slowly tracing his jawline. "And you poor, sweet thing, you can't say anything. Not a word. But you're not alone." Stephen nodded and mouthed the words "me too".
- Fake News/Strangers With Candy | Blackman, "Stephen", Chuck/Geoffrey | PG-13 | Maddie's Art Teacher
- "Doesn't it?" Stephen stepped in closer, staring into Geoffrey's eyes. "You think that proves anything? You think that a man can't be married and have children and still be gay?"
- Fake News | "Stephen", Killer | G | How To Play Piano
- When Stephen tried to play Beethoven's Ninth, Killer couldn't take it anymore.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Birds of a Feather
- "... So, to recap. Stephen Jr. does not have two daddies; it's wrong and against nature and if it weren't for that one night of passion in the Report newsroom, I wouldn't even be sitting before you today making this denial."
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, ensemble | PG-13 | Back on the Air
- Four ways Jon and Stephen don't come back to the air, and one way that they do.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | Just a day like any other.
- "Stephen," Jon unconsciously quirked his eyebrow at the pundit on the other end of his phone, "You're calling from your assistant's phone to tell me that you're going to die because we don't have catering on Fridays?"
- Fake News | "Stephen"/God Machine, Jon | PG | [untitled OT ficlet]
- "I would never desecrate the God Machine! That would be like...like...trying to have sex with the Pope!"
- Fake News | Jon/Giant Head of Brian Williams, John Oliver | PG-13 | National Smoke Marijuana Day
- “There are many factors. But mainly because, and I’m sorry for saying this, but,” Jon sighed and leaned against his desk, “you are a giant head.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, a skutter | G | Yarn
- It was clearly yarn-based, in some shape or form. Or no shape or form, which would be a more fitting description. It was vaguely oblong, but that's as far as Rimmer was willing to committ, description-of-shape-wise.
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer | PG-13 | Shadow of his Former Self
- One day when arguing with Lister in the drive room he'd leant against the wall and been too distracted to notice he'd overshot it and his hand was lost somewhere behind the ocean grey paintwork.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | G | "The thing about space is it's black."
- Still, it's good that there's someone alive to spite this homicidal, backward-forward universe, and besides being a grotty, underachieving Second Technician, Lister is the most alive person I know.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", an iPhone | PG-13 | Kill Switch (or, I Loved You and All the While You Were Planning My Death)
- "Oh, am I? Sorry, Jon, let me sit back while you unleash the iPhone on the American public. It's bad enough it lets you store photos and surf the web and make the occasional call. Now it has to harbor murderous intentions."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Science
- This was not the timing that Stephen would have chosen - he had hoped to have this conversation once he had actually figured out some part of that damn book - but he could roll with it. He was Stephen Colbert, after all.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Stephen/other | PG | Look Happy, I'm Bolted Down
- Stephen licked me once.
- Red Dwarf/Tek Jansen | Tek/AU!Jon, Rimmer(/Lister), a space princess | PG-13 | High Tek
- With lightning-fast movements, he took a knife from his belt and sent it whistling through the air. In almost offhand defiance of all of the laws of physics, it cut Ace's bonds on both hands and feet, then whipped around and sliced a good two inches off of the Princess's skirt before returning to Tek's hands. Even more of her long, slender blue legs became visible.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, Three, Sarah Jane, Luke | G | This is a Story That is Hard to Tell
- Just as she remembers him. A white curls and nose and silly, odd velvet. The only difference, in fact, is that now, he suddenly doesn't seem so very old as he did before.
- 30 Rock/Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Liz, Jenna, Jack, Kenneth, Tracy, pundits | PG-13 | The Place for Politics
- Just another hectic day for Liz Lemon and friends at 'TGS with Tracy Jordan' as Jenna has a new project to promote and Jack wants her to go to the biggest shows on basic cable.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Lupin, others | R | Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
- Harry returns from vacation with an unfortunate case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic.
- Animorphs | various OCs | G | Out of the Blue Box
- The blue box that gave the Animorphs the ability to stop the Yeerk invasion can help transgendered people get the bodies they were meant to have, but technology doesn't solve all problems.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister, Kochanski, Cat, Kryten, extra!Rimmer | M | One Man's Worth
- Sometimes history repeats itself, and sometimes you get a second chance instead. Ace returns, post season eight.
- Fake News | dragon!"Stephen", princess!"Jon, unicorn!Anderson | G | [untitled ficstorming session]
- He puts him in the pink princess dress because THAT IS HOW THINGS ARE DONE, doesn't Jon know anything? Whoever heard of a dragon taking a prince hostage? Obviously, he must be a princess!
- Red Dwarf/Doctor Who | Rimmer/Lister, Amy/Jack/Lister, Eleven/Rimmer | PG | Last Of Our Kind
- The TARDIS lands on Red Dwarf. Enough premise for a glorious slashfest, I'd say. [Follow the author tag for all the parts.]
- Doctor Who | Brigadier, Eleven | G | Filthy Lucre
- Where the Doctor got his paper bag of cash from.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Xander/Faith, Xander/Buffy, Kendra/Jonathan, Willow/Oz, Giles/Jenny, ensemble | R | I am what I am
- Xander inadvertantly tells destiny to go F itself.
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- Harry Potter | Harry/Harry | NC-17 | Desperate Measures
- Of all the things Harry did not expect to see when he walked into the fortunately-empty common room, probably top on the list was a taller, older Harry Potter sprawled on the couch with his arms folded, looking ready to spit nails.
- Torchwood | Ianto/various Jacks, various Doctors, others | R | Your Face Is Turned
- Lo Boeshane has a promising career ahead of him as he enters his first year of Fleet Officer Training, but the war is still with him and life at Quantico Station can be difficult. Meanwhile, Ianto Jones is just trying to figure out why the Doctor kidnapped him to the fifty-first century and why Jack abandoned him at a school for the Fleet's military elite. He suspects it may have something to do with Lo, but his attempts to help the troubled young veteran may damage his own timestream beyond repair.
- Torchwood | Jack/Ianto, team | PG | Won't You Come Home To Me
- Jack doubles back on himself, and Ianto is left to arrange matters.
- Sailor Moon | Serenity/Endymion, ensemble, OC | PG | Misconception
- Born of a queen and king who loved their daughter long before she was concieved, I live my life in the shadow of a child who never existed, who was destroyed by my creation. Nothing I could ever say or do could fill the void she has left in their hearts, yet I continue on, with one hope: Someday, they might love me as they loved Small Lady.
- Where's Waldo/Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego | Carmen/Waldo | G | A hidden man will soon be mine, the plan is now in motion.
- Page 1: Winter Wonderland Mug, Walking Stick, Backpack, Glasses, Hat, Striped Shirt. Waldo is behind the ski lift.
- Harry Potter | Dumbledore, various | G | Platform 9.99999999999999999999...
- Harry's train station never went away and so Dumbledore eventually boarded the train.
- DC Comics | various original characters | PG | Five Ways Gothamites Saved Themselves (and others)
- Gotham is a city of heroes, and not all of them wear capes.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Politics | Jeeves, W. | G | Jeeves & W.
- "Hmm. Wondered why there've been so many Democrats lurking about. Every time I look up from my desk, they're tiptoeing about with tape measures. It's deuced annoying, Jeeves. How's a President supposed to concentrate?"
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | Yo Ho and What Ho!
- “The yardarm holds part of a sail, sir, thus the old expression ‘being hanged from the yardarm.’ Unless, in your dream, you acquired the power of flight, a la Peter Pan, it is more likely that you found yourself pressed to a mast.”
- Jeeves & Wooster/House | Jeeves/Wooster, House, the ducklings | PG-13, warnings | Jeeves and Wooster MST
- So, in honor of Halloween, skyblue reverie has written the most horrifying Jeeves and Wooster bad!fic to ever grace the fandom. And, being me, I felt it was my duty to MST this monstrosity.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Paul, evil!duplicate!Stephen | PG-13 | Just a Little Bit Evil
- First, though, he needed to get out of this prison. Secondly, he was going to kick his evil twin’s interdimensional ass. And, thirdly, well, that was a tie between eating everything he could get his hands on or putting his hands all over Jon. Maybe he could do both at the same time.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon | PG | Get in the Suitcase
- Stephen wants company down in Philly. Jon is all for the company part, it's how he's supposed to get down to Philly that Jon has a problem with.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Conan, Huckabee, Chuck Norris | PG-13 | Creating Mike Huckabee
- Stephen has a new boss in a secret organization, but Conan O'Brien is not ready to let the bitter past go just yet.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Huckabee | PG, character death | Afraid
- Mike Huckabee became the president and has honored his promise to make Stephen his VP, but Stephen didn't really plan on fulfilling the biggest duty of the job.
- Fake News | Jon, Bill Clinton | PG | May The Pants You Save Be Your Own
- The Daily Show hasn't exactly built its reputation on appropriateness, but things hit a new low when Jon Stewart finds himself interviewing former President of the United States Bill Clinton wearing the top half of his best suit and a pair of blue boxers.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie/Jeeves, a whole host of OCs | through NC-17 | Jeeves and the Hole in Time
- Bertie and Jeeves set out for a walk in Hyde Park one day as Bertie attempts to escape yet another beazel. They end up in an entirely unexpected place. Whether or not they manage to maintain their sanity is an open question.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, ensemble | PG-13 | The Hot Seat
- "What the hell are you talking about, Jon? Why would the bomb squad be in your office?"
- Strangers With Candy | ensemble | G | YAY GAY
- When Jerri went into the kitchen for breakfast and heard her stepmother yelling at Stew that she was madly in love with Cherri Wolf, Jerri didn’t think much of it.
- Fake News/Lord of the Rings | Jon, Sam, Aragorn | G | [untitled ficlet]
- "It's great to have you here on our show, Mr. Gamgee," [AUDIENCE GOES NUTS] "I'm especially pleased to have a guest who's shorter than me for once." [AUDIENCE LAUGHS AT JON'S EXPENSE]
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Tek/other, Tad | G | [untitled drabbles]
- "Thank Third Rock From The Sun!" Tek Jansen turned towards the silver-haired princess on the pillow next to him. "I had a dream I was really a pathetic fake news show host."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Ratings
- "I think we should skip the oral sex on television. People can go out and rent that, you know."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Killer, Bobby | PG-13 | Ego te Absolvo
- Jon's feeling a little blue; Stephen knows nothing perks you up like confession. Jon is less than willing. Stephen insists.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | ensemble, canon pairings | NC-17 | Impossibly Delightful Flesh
- "These are your friends, I'm your girlfriend. You've been changed into a woman. A not unattractive woman. Now we have to go find out what happened so Buffy can fix it. So please get up." "But you're all guys." He was still groggy. "And you're a girl, sweetie."
- Ten rules for writing fiction
- Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. If you have the knack of playing with exclaimers the way Tom Wolfe does, you can throw them in by the handful.
- Fake News (FPF) | Brian/"Stephen" | PG | Gravitas
- Stephen and Brian have lunch.
- DC Comics/Meta | Lex/Clark, Captain Copyright | G | Lex Luthor vs. Captain Copyright
- "So, the white slavers are taken care of?"
- Fake News | Kristen/Demetri, Sam/Jason, Jon/Brian, Keith/Rachel, John, Rob, Stephen | PG-13 | Five problems faced in the D/s-verse plus one solution
- Over in the D/s-verse, our friends have their problems, both internal and external.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, OCs | PG-13 | The Adventure of the Manor House
- "I do not know, Mister Holmes. That is why I have consulted you. I have not seen or heard from my husband in these past thirteen days."
- Disney's Aladdin | Aladdin/Jasmine, ensemble | G | My Very Existence Is a Monument
- Aladdin's just trying to live his life, as best as he knows. FtM Aladdin.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson | G | the sun never sets
- "My dear Watson," he said finally, voice soft as breadcrumbs, "just when I start to believe that I have every inch of you figured out."
- Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | Kyon, Haruhi | K | Mock Exam
- Jeez, Haruhi, it's just a practice exam!
- Doctor Who | mtf!River, Doctor | G | [untitled ficlet]
- She freezes at the question, because *yes*, it is. Or at least she really, really wants it to be. River is the name of the woman who looks back at her when she asks the mirror to show her what she'd look like with longer hair, curls dropping past her shoulders.
- Doctor Who | Eleven, Sarah Jane | G | Break of Day
- The Eleventh Doctor has some questions for Sarah about aunts and orphans.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Chuck/Claire | R | A Faceless Melon
- The scary thing for Clair is Chuck’s lack of an emotional response. Though she supposes that lying in bed and staring at the flowery rococo pattern of the bedside lamp all day is not entirely unemotional.
- Harry Potter | Harry, ensemble, Remus/Sirius | PG-13 | The Blue is a Clue
- The students at Hogwarts have turned blue, and only a few people know why.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Tad, staff | PG | Let The Eagle Stray
- The dog did just as before - trotted to Jon's dressing room, bumped the door open with his nose, and hopped onto the couch. Tad decided that the dog had a pretty good thought going, there.
- Fake News | "Stephen"(/Jon), Jimmy | PG-13 | We Was Robbined!
- "Look at it. That show isn't even pretending to be news anymore. It's gay porn. Just look at it!"
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Death, others | PG-13 | Be Ye Therefore Merciful
- YOU'RE OBSTRUCTING THE DUTIES OF A DULY APPOINTED REPRESENTATIVE OF THE MOST HIGH.
- Torchwood/Fake News | JohnO/Rob Riggle, Stephen/Jack, Jon/Stephen, Aasif/Wyatt, ensemble | PG-13 | Four Times John Oliver Almost Found Out About Torchwood (And One Time He Did)
- Aliens: messing with John Oliver's life since 2006.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/Sweetness | PG | Close My Eyes and Spin
- Everyone's suffering in this economy. Even Prescott Pharmaceuticals.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Michael, demons | PG | Hammer to Fall (Track 2)
- So you've thwarted an apocalypse? Well, you haven't faced Hell's legal system yet.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Horsepersons, the Them | PG | The Week That Wasn't
- Adam gays up the holidays in Britain.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, DEATH | R | Lights
- He stood head and shoulders above everyone else, wore a wildly inappropriate red and green scarf, and stuck out like a massive skeleton at an ice rink, but no one seemed to be seeing anything they did not expect to be confronted with.
- Good Omens/The Bible | Crowley, Aziraphale, Jacob | G | Genesis 28:10-22
- 13 And, behold, an angel of the LORD stood atop the ladder, and lo, he was indignant with righteous fury; and behold, an angel of the LORD stood at the bottom of the ladder, and lo, he looked a right mess.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, others | PG | And Now For Something Completely Different
- When Harry Potter woke up a girl, he promptly went back to bed.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | "You bend and you fold me anyway you please."
- "I'm serious you can't just twist it around like that."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Tucker | R | To Nail - [verb]
- Jon doesn't want to be civil to Tucker Carlson at a function. Stephen insists.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/opponent, Tad | NC-17 | Too Far
- "Hello yourself," Stephen grinned, sitting down next to it. "I must say, you look absolutely delicious." The clone chuckled, setting down its glass. "No wonder; I'm you!"
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | PG-13 | John Gibson is a Total Asshat
- "Stephen, no. The last thing I need is for a mob to storm John Gibson's house and take him hostage before stringing him up with American flags. Or force-feeding him to eagles. I refuse to have that on my conscience."
- Fake News | Joan/"Stephanie" | G through PG-13 | Various Drabbles
- Stephanie swings her hips and trips lightly on her toes. She walks prettily, she sashays and twirls on her foot when she sits down.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, various demons | R | The Temptation of Aziraphale, or How to Lose a Flaming Sword Without Really Trying
- Crowley is kidnapped and dragged to Hell. Aziraphale goes to get him back.
- Fake News | Joan/"Stephanie" | G | Genderswapped Childhood Sweethearts fics
- A handful of short fics dealing with Joan and "Stephanie."
- Torchwood/The Addams Family | PG-13 | Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Wednesday, Gwen/Rhys, the Addamses | Bluebird
- "You don't know everything, Jack, do you? One of them is my third cousin and the other is my sixth cousin." Ianto glanced at the monitor. "So the children are my fourth cousins. And--oh, God, Cousin Fester."
- Angel | ensemble | PG-13 | Things Left Undone
- A series of shorts, twelve perspectives on the aftermath of Not Fade Away.
- NCIS | Ensemble | K+ | Found in Translation
- McGee said something in geek about statistical probability that loosely translated into a huffy, "Why does this always happen to us?" and also, "Dammit, I have scorch-marks on my shiny new tie. I knew I should have stayed home and played Dungeon and Dragons."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | The Pursuit of Happiness
- Three times "Stephen" tries to clone Jon.
- Fake News | "Stephen", Jon, OC | PG-13, character death | A
- "What are you upset about, Stephen?" "He kissed me - and I pushed him - "
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley | G | Feast Days
- Every September 29th, for several centuries now, Crowley had made a point of taking Aziraphale to dinner.
- Stargate | Sheppard/McKay, team | R | Choice
- This is not your Pegasus miracle.
- Fake News | Jon/Denis, Jon/wife, Jon/Stephen, families | R | Times Jon Stewart Celebrated Christmas
- Jon doesn’t really like Christmas and it’s no surprise why.
- Discworld/Winnie the Pooh | Eeyore, ensemble, Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg | G | In Which Worlds Collide and Eeyore Investigates a Terrible Crime
- The shed was old. Not the kind of old that leads people to plant roses at the door and call it quaint; rather the kind of old that leads them to investigate zoning laws and, if they can't find any, to write them.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | so I jumped into the "super powers" basket...
- "I shall endeavor to better control my 'laser' vision in the future, sir."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie/Jeeves, Madeleine | PG | Public Displays of Affection
- The only disappointing thing about the Crown coming to its senses and legalising consensual sensual relations between chaps is that it took so dashed long and now there’s no one to tell.
- Fake News | Santa, "Stephen" | G | [letter from Santa]
- Unfortunately, not only are you on the 'Naughty List', you may remember last Christmas where, on my descent down your chimney you shot me in the leg before gagging and bagging me screaming 'TERRORIST! TERRORIST!' and sending the Feds round to ship me off to Gitmo.
- Fake News | Charlene | G | [letter to Santa]
- I would like to request of you this holiday season, even though I am no longer a child- one gift- I've been a very good and understanding girl this year.
- Fake News | "Stephen" | G | [letter to Santa]
- Now, I'm not ordinarily one to toot my own horn but, well, I know it's been a busy year for you between the North Pole ice cap shrinking and the Chinese poisoning our toys, so this Christmas I thought I'd save you the effort of having to dig out those lists and just give my case to you straight.
- Fake News | Brian(/"Stephen") | G | [letter to Santa]
- Okay, look. You and I both know I'm not great with this type of thing. I mean, come on...I'm a grown man, I'm a network anchor (network!), and if I want something, I should do it myself, I know.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | Night Flights
- 'Sir, I must ask you to refrain from flying while we are in populated areas.'
- Fake News | Meg, family | G | Meg's Holiday Season
- "No, really," I said, "they're insane. They think my boss is the greatest thing since sliced bread. My aunt sent fanmail to Bill O'Reilly!"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Jon/wife | PG-13 | Jon Stewart Loves Women
- "And I um, I like hips." "Hips? You're certainly a man of simple tastes." "Something like that."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | Bringing the Holiday Spirit
- Jon could take care of his own sparkle for the rest of the year. But Stephen. Stephen was good at -- well, Stephen was good at everything, but he was especially good at holidays.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- "I'm sorry? Glam it up? Did you actually just use the words 'glam it up'?"
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, OC | PG-13 | Jeeves and the Summer Visitor
- An unexpected visitor intrudes on the Jooster household.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | The First Slip-Up
- The essential Saturdayness of the day overcame me and I felt, at that moment, that perhaps the best course was simply to laze, which in my opinion could be a particularly refined art if anyone really had the energy to study it.
- Fake News | Jon(/wife), Stephen(/wife), AU!Jon/Stephen | R | All Sparks
- When one of Jon's favourite jokes becomes reality, strange images begin to appear in the city, showing worlds that could have been, if only a coin flip landed on the other side…
- Addams Family/Angel | Wednesday/Harmony | T | Her Beauty and Her Terror
- Everything that comes out of Harmony's mouth sounds smarter when she's nibbling on Wednesday's neck.
- Veronica Mars | Mac/Lilly | T | Five Things You Never Did With Lilly Kane, but Kind of Wish You Had
- Winnie The Pooh | ensemble | PG | And is there Honey still for Tea?
- If you happen to have read another book about Edward Bear, you may remember that he lived with his friends in a wood called the Hundred Acre Wood. It was a small wood, and small things happened, the kind of things that happen to bears in places where even if elevenses are late there is always a little something for tea. This isn't that story.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Willow/Tara, Anya, ensemble | PG | One More Sunset
- Anya let out a melodramatic sigh. In her opinion, it still showed a distinct lack of imagination, but at least it didn't involve a messy death or maiming or something else that Xander and Buffy really wouldn't ever forgive her for.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel | Willow/Fred, Wesley | NC-17 | Memory
- When Fred comes under Illyria's attack, Willow tries to help.
- Religion | God, Lucifer | G | Airmail
- So it was really no surprise that on a warm, sunny day in California, a rather startled Keanu Reeves was approached by a polite young man asking for an autographed copy of the movie Constantine.
- Good Omens | Hastur, Ligur | G | Denied Liability
- The twin cities were smoking ruins.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | G | a Purim toss
- STEPHEN: Or candy, cakes, pies, perhaps. I understand that giving me food is a religious imperative for you.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | G | [untitled ficlet]
- “I watched Gone With the Wind, and I ate a grapefruit, and… Oh!“ Stephen said suddenly, sticking his hand into the mountain of Kleenex and fumbling around. “I nearly forgot, I made you something.”
- Fake News | Meg/George Clooney, "Stephen" | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- "MEG! I want you to keep an eye on the guest tonight. He's notoriously liberal, I don't want him sabotaging my show. Got it?"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | The Audacity of His Ears
- "Stephen, lots of people have symmetrical ears." "Yes, I'm the minority, you see? You're a liberal...so give me some restitution or funding or something."
- Fake News | Lewis/John Hodgman | G | [untitled drabble]
- "I am almost positive the anchor's desk has been moved an inch to the right since my last segment on Tuesday, precipitating my fall and subsequent knee injury. Possibly an attempt on my health by a jealous colleague."
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | G | Central America
- They were... interesting, or that was the best word Jon could come up with in the slight haze of the sick. There was one where Stephen was fighting off a massive piranha with a tribal weapon, a native in the boat with him staring at the scene before him.
- Fake News | Jason/surprise | PG | [untitled ficlet]
- “You’re…” The man propped up on his elbow. “You’re one of those Daily Show… How did I end up… Did you…” He looked over his shoulder at his own backside then back at Jason. “What?!”
- Fake News/Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves!Jon, Wooster!"Stephen" | G | [untitled ficlet]
- "You mean how your beloved aunt is trying desperately to have you settle with the rather, ahem, bold Miss Coulter?"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, "Stephen" | PG | [untitled drabble]
- The persona has to be let out every once in a while; it's like an excitable puppy when it's been kept indoors for two weeks.
- 1776 | Franklin, Adams/Jefferson | G | A Fourth of July Story
- Then, in the center, there is a stitched portrait of me, thumbs upping and smiling. (briefly flashes cheesy smile and thumbs up) Underneath it should be stitched “Benjamin Franklin--Inventor of the stove, inventor of America”. (beaming) Well, what do you think?
- Good Omens/Lord of the Rings | Aziraphale, Gandalf, others | PG | The Horse and Pentagram...
- On hearing the word 'sewer' Aziraphale, who had been about to offer to lend assistance in finding the errant creature, decided that on balance the whole thing was probably best left in the hands of those with more knowledge of the dark forces of Arda, or failing that, somebody who didn't happen to be Aziraphale.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, film executives | PG | Snakes on a Drabble
- "So you've incited the popularity of a film, the express purpose of which is to, as you say, suck. Dare I ask why?"
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, the Bentley | PG-13 | You Say Rolls, I Say Royce
- Crowley tries to stop all of his albums from turning into Best of Queen albums.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Henry Austen | G | First Edition
- Northanger Abbey was written by Jane Austen in 1798, revised for the press in 1803, and sold in the same year for £10 to a bookseller, who after allowing it to remain for many years on his shelves, was content to sell it back to the novelist's brother, Henry Austen, for the exact sum which he had paid for it at the beginning.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Mary | PG | five times Mary suspected Holmes and Watson were more than friends and one time she knew it to be so.
- But John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are not quite like other men. Mary knows this by now.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn | PG | Editing
- Dawn frowns, and then replaces "survive Sunnydale" with "finish high-school", and "fight evil" with "marry someone".
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Faith, Giles, potentials | PG | Playin' My Favorite Song
- In retrospect, sending Faith to chaperone a bunch of younger Slayers at a teenie pop concert might not have been the best idea.
- Angel | Illyria, Mrs. Burkle | PG | Shell Game
- Fred isn't who she used to be, and it's getting kind of worrying.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, John | NC-17 | Company Ink
- John Oliver is a closet Jon/Stephen 'shipper. But he's about to be outed.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Sometimes Maybe Never
- It's probably always best to knock on Stephen's door before going into his office.
- Fake News | "Stephen", family, Jon | PG-13 | American Dream
- Stephen comes home to his perfect family.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Keith/Anderson | NC-17 | Weapon of Mass Destruction
- Jon and Stephen are soldiers in the U.S. military, stationed in Iraq. Inspired by this amazing proposed technology that will improve the lives of millions of people. Yes, they’re actually working on it.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra | G | Gift of Burden
- She shook her head at the thought, it was ridiculous, he was not a puppy, he was a raving murdering vampire. But he was a raving murdering vampire who had saved her and sworn fidelity to her. So she had pulled him upright when he fell to his knees in front of her, she had half dragged half lead him up three flights of stairs and had sat him down in the only place she had ever felt really safe.
- Good Omens/Sandman | Crowley, Dream | G | Dream
- Crowley dreams of the Silver City.
- Harry Potter | Lily | G | An Ordinary Girl
- The ten year old Lily Evans was a perfectly normal little girl, with an only slightly peculiar collection of dolls. And that business with the tortoise wasn't her fault at all.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", ensemble | R | Hangover Cure
- "Yes, it's called a hangover. That's what happens when you mix Guinness and green beer and Jamieson's and whatever that green cocktail was. Erin go blaaaaaaargh."
- Sherlock Holmes | Mary/Watson/Holmes | PG | Not a Rational Organ
- Watson disappears one night and Mary and Holmes must work together to find him.
- House, M.D./Buffyverse | House, Wilson, Cuddy, ducklings, Angel, Xander, Faith, Andrew | PG | Enigmatic Absurdities
- "Dr. House, these are my associates, Xander Harris and Faith," Angel introduced. "Guys, this is the insane doctor I was telling you about."
- Good Omens/Buffy | Aziraphale, Crowley, Giles, Buffy, Willow, Xander, Oz, demons | PG-13 | California Dreaming
- "Now, for the third time," Aziraphale began, a touch testily, and stopped. "Rupert? Good Heavens, Rupert Giles, is that you?"
- Red Dwarf | Lister/Cat, Lister/Rimmer | PG-13 | Under Your Skin
- Lister needed this, in so many ways. His time as a hologram, his time in Rimmer's un-body... he needed to stamp the experience from his mind and be human again.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | PG | Perspective
- The sun itself was just about peeking over the horizon, sending tendrils of shimmering amber through the symphony of colors. It was heartbreakingly beautiful, or at least it had been until Rimmer had opened his skinny, pale mouth.
- Stargate/Sailor Moon | Elizabeth (Ami), SGA team, Inners | PG-13 | Himitsu
- Elizabeth Weir used to have another name, and another life. She used to save people a lot in that one, too. Only, in a much shorter skirt.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, ensemble, God | G | Gotcha!
- This is really it. The Kingdom has Come. And the Almighty is...just enough of a bastard.
- Good Omens | the Them | G | The Would-be Filmography of Adam Young
- "Couldn't exactly blow up Big Ben for a school project, could we?"
- Good Omens/American Gods | Crowley, Aziraphale, Odin | G | The Big Premiere
- Ludicrous story, but the music certainly had a je ne sais quoi, or at least an ich weiß nicht.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Adam | G | School Daze
- "This is my not-Godfather, Anthony Crowley. He's a demon."
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Gabriel/surprise | PG-13 | Sleigh Ride
- "Oh my GOD, Azisweetie," Gabriel gushed, "You will NOT believe this. Of course, I had to come straight away and tell you first, since you've got a Totally Adorable Demonic Boyfriend and no one else I know does, but you will SO not believe this, it's fabulous!"
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, Hastur/Ligur | PG | A Blessed Event
- There was a strained silence until their food arrived. Their waiter glared at Ligur, who had ordered puttanesca with a side dish of whipped cream on fried eggs. Only Aziraphale's intervention prevented the waiter from becoming a side dish himself.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | The Truthiness of the Toss
- Jon read the words across the other man’s chest: “Jon Stewart is an Ass#@!* and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt.” He paused. “Stephen, I don’t even think that makes sense.”
- Fake News | Stephen/wife, Stephen/Jon, Stephen/Amy/Paul, Jon/wife | R | A Gift Horse
- Stephen's wife periodically suggests he sleep with other people.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, "Stephen"/Jon | R | Cartesian Dualism
- Jon Stewart has two lovers with the same devastating smile.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Gwen Ifill | PG | The Proposition
- Jon was all hung up on his insecurities and neuroses, damn the man! Ms. Ifill, however - he knew she would. And Stephen was pretty good, if he did say so himself. He had done it with celebrities, after all.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon | PG | Signs
- Stephen paused in the doorway to his office, and a small, sarcastic smile quirked his lip. "Well, well. There's a little man in my office. Trying to absorb some of my hosting greatness? Try rubbing your bare ass on my desk. The transfer is more efficient that way."
- Fake News | Jon, Rob R. | PG-13 | Part of a Balanced Breakdown
- "Jon, we know what you're doing in there. We found the box in your office trash. We can smell it, for Christ's sake," Rob called through the door.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, ensemble | R | Fire with Fire
- Takes place after "Rimmerworld" and at the end of "Out of Time," sixth season. My take on what drove Rimmer to what, for him, was drastic action.
- Doctor Who | Sarah Jane, K-9, offscreen!Four | G | On the Benefits of Having an Attic
- January 16 Postman came today with a package. K-9 didn't bark, but he did quiz the postman with old "Mastermind" questions, which seemed to work just as well.
- Y the Last Man | original characters | T | T is for Transcend
- Just because all the XYs died, it doesn't mean all the men did. Right?
- Doctor Who/Politics | Time Lord!Rahm, Obama, Romana | T | Not Only Human
- Romanadvoratrelundar has traveled a long way to find the Time Lord she's looking for - Rahm Emanuel. Now, whether the Daleks get them or they kill each other first is the real question.
- Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane/Maria, Clyde | PG | Understanding
- A conference call to a friend for Clyde helps answer some questions for Maria and poses some rather important ones for Sarah Jane.
- Hellsing | Alucard/Integra, Walter | PG | Freedom is Choice
- He had come from a time when infant mortality rates were high, so he was used to the idea of sick children dying but Integra was not just a child. She was Master, she was everything that held him here and if she were not there anymore … well the thought was unsettling.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | PG | Casablanca
- Aziraphale's new body looked very little like his old body. The rolly-polly, professorial physique, huggable like a beanbag animal, was replaced by razor sharp lines and angles.
- Where's Waldo/Carmen Sandiego/Magic School Bus/others | Waldo/Carmen, The Frizz, Arnold, ensemble | G | Waldo's Wedding
- "Ms. Frizzle?" He heard Phoebe's voice behind him. "At my old school, we never went chasing after international spies."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster | G | What if Bertie Wooster, rather than being a mere layabout, was also Batman?
- "Jeeves, we've had this discussion twice now. The cape is part of the ensemble." "We have had this discussion twice, sir, because your cape has gotten tangled up in your legs twice."
- Red Giant Software: Red Giant TV - Episode 22: Creating a Summer Blockbuster Film Look
- In this week's episode, Sin City's Visual Effects Supervisor - and our new Creative Director - Stu Maschwitz, shows you how to get the Summer Blockbuster look seen in Transformers 2, Terminator: Salvation, and The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3.
- kuler
- Automatically generates color schemes.
- Orange/Blue Contrast in Movie Posters | /Film
- After the jump you will see a ton of examples of orange/blue contrast, however I must warn you — as the comic says, once you see it, you’ll notice it everywhere.
- Posemaniacs.com » Blog Archive » andrem3/03/v0_h0
- This blog is for uploading variety of poses for nude sketching, and introduces other FLASH training tools for drawing.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Silent Tango
- With Stephen back from Iraq, Jon and Stephen struggle to deal with their divorces, their budding relationship, oh, and a telepathic mind link, an assassination attempt and bananas on their breakfasts, too.
- Harry Potter | Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, ensemble | PG | Trajectories
- "Harry's first thought was that someone should have warned them. His second thought was that there was really no warning anyone could have given for this. Twelve frames. Twelve portraits. Twelve lives lost in the battle of Hogwarts. Twelve students come back to life. "
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | 3 Days in Boston
- Childhood Sweethearts AU. There's a three-day waiting period on a marriage license, so "Stephen" and Jon have some time to kill.
- Fake News/Politics | "Stephen"/Jon, Rahm, Obama, ensemble | PG-13 | Dreaming of Q
- Q ("Stephen" Colbert) is just looking for a friend. Unfortunately, First Officer Rahm has better things to do, and Q has a short fuse and the power of galaxies at his fingers. What he can get up to in the span of a few seconds makes a whole lot of trouble for the USS Hope crew.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | NC-17 | Half a Strawberry Cheesecake
- All throughout lunchtime in the teacher’s lounge, Chuck pretends to be absorbed with grading papers. But really he is absorbed in listening to Geoffrey bantering with Coach Wolf about the superiority of balsa wood over ceramic tiles in mosaic making (“Balsa is so light and airy! It makes the piece so deliciously mischievous!”).
- Fake News/Primeval | Stephen, Jon, feline OC | PG | Stephen's Smilodon
- He emerged holding what Jon could only describe as a large cat, with very large teeth.
- Hellsing | Alucard, ensemble | G | Alucard's New Groove
- Standing atop the Hellsing Organization's lair with his coat billowing behind him and the full red moon as his background Alucard checked the volume of his amp and guitar.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn, Anya, ensemble | PG-13 | Different, and Not Better
- Dawn makes a wish to the still-active vengeance demon in her life and wackiness ensues. A not-so-sillyfic in answer to an evil sillyfic challenge.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Faith, Dawn, Andrew | PG-13 | No Fixed Address
- Buffy gets mail.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Buffy/Faith | R | Coastal
- Faith shrugs, that long rolling one that's half shrug, half stretch, and half stripper. Okay, that's three halves, but Faith has always been a little larger than life. "Thought you could use the company, B."
- Lord of the Rings | Arwen, Boromir, Rivendell ensemble | G | The (Extremely Short-Lived) Abduction of Arwen
- She looked up at Boromir, and beyond the menace on his face she saw the horror in his eyes…the horror that could be the result of only one thing. "He has been possessed by a Fangirl."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn | G | Autobiography
- Dawn's history isn't something she can talk about at school.
- Narnia | Susan, Lucy, Aslan, OCs | G | The Queen's Return
- Her words were lost in the sound of the rushing waters below, but Susan knew Lucy was calling her to come over to the other side. And Susan wanted to go.
- Hellsing | Walter/Girlycard | PG | Little Girl
- “I'm not gay! You're the one that looks like a cute little girl!”
- Doctor Who | Doctor, Donna | Worksafe | A Matter of Scale
- The Doctor decides to test a theory and the limits of what's possible.
- Doctor Who/Torchwood | Martha, Tosh, Gwen, Jack, Doctor | PG-13 | Hello, Doctor
- 'Are you suggesting we prank call the Doctor?' asked Martha.
- Torchwood/Sarah Jane Adventures | Jack, Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Maria, Mr. Smith | PG | One Good Idea Torchwood Had
- Torchwood gets a consultation from a more competent alien-hunting group.
- Doctor Who/Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure | Doctor, Donna, Bill, Ted, the crowd | PG | Strange Things are Afoot by the TARDIS
- The Doctor and Donna run into some irresponsible time travelers.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master | PG-13 | I Dare You To Wear White (or, the many and various ways the Master attempted to escape marriage to the Doctor)
- The Doctor's all ready to settle down but the Master would rather die than marry him. Seriously.
- Doctor Who | girl!Doctor, Rose, Harry, others | PG | A TARDIS Of One's Own
- "And the number of shops we had to visit before I could get some decent shoes. They were all... heels and straps. I used to think I just travelled with uniquely clumsy people, but no, it was the shoes all along."
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Donna | R | It Happens to Every Time Lord
- 'C'mon Doctor,' said Donna, tossing her hair back. 'Penetrate me with your mind.'
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Donna, Sarah Jane, Martha, Jack | PG-13 | April in my Arms
- This could just about be the worst idea the Doctor's ever had. If anyone can fix it, it's Donna.
- Doctor Who | Donna/Martha, Doctor/Master, Lucy, TARDIS | PG-13 | How to Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay
- Martha and Donna decide it's high time they resolved the question of the Doctor's sexuality once and for all. Well, when they aren't busy practising their own, that is.
- Doctor Who/Torchwood | Tosh/Donna, TARDIS, others | PG-13 | Across The Universe
- She finds the centre one night. There’s a large hexagonal space, all coral struts, tarnished metalwork and soft green light, a cross between a spaceship and a submarine. Her very own steam-punk spaceship to play with, it hums like it’s alive, groans like it’s hurting.
- Angel: the Series | Faith/Fred, Harmony, Angel, Knox | PG-13 | Satellite Trails
- After a month of Friday night visits she kissed a brunette a few years her junior, a postgraduate student who was almost finished her PhD in archaeology. Excited and proud, she babbled out her new status as a girl-kissed back at the table. Knox ordered a round of celebratory drinks. Harmony just looked puzzled and asked why anybody would want to study arks.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Sandman | Dawn/The Cheeseman | PG | A Girl Made From Sky
- He first saw her in the dream of a monk in Budapest.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn/Faith, ensemble | Explicit | Never Brought To Mind
- Maybe it wasn't really a surprise, when she figured out the answer. The Key needed to be protected. The only protection strong enough was a slayer--not just any slayer, either, but one who would die for her, if she needed to. A slayer who loved her.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Faith/Tara, Anya | Explicit | Faith Healing
- Strong and soft aren't that different after all.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Ensemble | PG | 25 occasions people have celebrated in the Jossverse
- Sometimes--perhaps once a year, or twice, or every other Tuesday--Drusilla celebrates the day she went insane. Once, in her long life, purely by coincidence, it falls on the same calendar date.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn/Faith, ensemble | Explicit | Less Than Real
- Dawn's not real, and this isn't the way it happened.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Dawn/Kennedy | light R | Flirting in Code
- Kennedy's into geeks. It's Willow's fault.
- Doctor Who | Luke(/Clyde), Ten, Sarah Jane, UNIT, Torchwood | G | Luke is actually Encyclopedia Brown.
- Across the whole of the galaxy people wondered: “What is Earth’s secret?” For more than a year now, no one had gotten away with a world domination plot, a con job, or even an accidental crash-landing on Earth.
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | TVTropes/Wikipedia | R | Notability
- In which TV Tropes is a terrible tease, and Wikipedia tries to be respectable and fails. Hard. Het, vaaaaaaguely dubcon if you squint at it?
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | TVTropes/Wikipedia | PG | May 17, 2009
- An anthro version of what happened on the titular date. Wikipedia uses brackets for everything in a manner reminiscient of A Beautiful Mind and TV Tropes is a massive Tsundere with an inconsistent-as-hell personality. Fluff.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Adler/Mary/Watson | M | Ordinary Life
- Crossdressing, femmeslash. The Watson household gets a visitor.
- Doctor Who/Harry Potter | Nine, Albus Severus, others | THOSE WHO FAVOR FIRE
- ""The Eighth Harry Potter?" the Librarian slides her glasses down her nose to reveal her shiny black eyes, the better to stare at him disbelievingly with. "Nobody ever asks for that. It's too upsetting."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | NC-17, warnings | Books And Their Covers
- There is always, always, a breaking point. However, if you are very lucky, there will be someone who is not only willing to put the pieces back together, but will recognize the value in doing so.
- The Simpsons | Smithers/Burns | PG | The Boss and the Assistant (1sentence)
- "“I’m sure I can buy your sense of duty to the old goat Mr. Smithers,” the other businessman suggests in superiority and Mr. Burns, who overhears the proposal, makes a mental note to hire some goons to destroy that idiot’s car."
- Politics | Rahm, a lolcat, others | PG-13 | Lolcat in Teh Wyte Haus
- "No, you cannot has - uh, have a cheeseburger. I don't eat them. Know why? Because I'm…Jewish…" He suddenly realized that he was sitting in his office, holding a kitten that was talking to him, explaining the concept of kosher eating to it. What the hell was wrong with him?
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Mrs. Hudson, others | PG-13 | A Silly Phase
- Holmes would probably be able to come up with a scientifically sound explanation -- at least if he hadn’t just turned into a six-year-old boy right in front of Watson’s eyes.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | Envy
- A little fic written for today's open thread's Jealousy challenge.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Reparations
- Stephen took an indelicate bite, one that left chocolate smeared on his lips. He licked off the chocolate slowly and deliberately. Jon's penis politely coughed and weighed in on the side of that being rather sexy. Jon told it to shut up.
- Fake News | Tad/Meg | PG-13 | Misery and Co.
- Used and abused, two underlings find solace together.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Paul | PG-13 | Dr. Factanista
- An AU world where Stephen Colbert is the best known, most hated TV pundit in America today and Jon Leibowitz is a well-respected New York psychiatrist who has to be the one to treat him.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen/Condoleezza Rice | PG-13 | To Serve Your Country
- The insane part of his brain cackled "THAT'S A DOUBLE NEGATIVE! THE SECRETARY OF STATE IS USING A DOUBLE NEGATIVE WHILE TRYING TO GET ME TO BONE HER!"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, wives | PG-13 | The Complete Summation of Every Single Jon/Stephen Fic Known To Man Summed Up In A Mere 577 Words
- Stephen raised an eyebrow. “Jon, this is too early. We’re supposed to angst for fifteen more chapters before we get to this point.”
- Fake News | Jon(/Stephen), OC | PG | The Fan
- Mary Sue looked around in pure wonder, eyes wide, mouth agape. She was in the corridors of The Daily Show. Jon breathed this air. Jon was in one of these rooms.
- Fake News | Rob/Will Ferrell | PG | Laughter
- Rob took a step forward, Will one step back. “At first, I wanted to have laugh babies with you, but that didn’t seem good enough, I needed more.”
- Fake News | Jon/George Clooney, Stephen | PG | The Kind Of Guy
- "Because that's the kind of guy George Clooney is."
- Good Omens/Religion | Aziraphale/Crowley, Jesus, Judas | G | Another Garden: Gethsemane
- Jesus stooped down and picked up Crowley’s severed ear. “Peter is a bit of a hothead sometimes. Sorry.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, ensemble | PG-13 | Limericks!
- There once was a chappie named Bertie, Who'd dance with each Jill, Sue, or Gertie. But whene'er his guest leaves, He is left home with Jeeves, With whom he prefers to get flirty.
- DC Comics/Sandman | Clark/Bruce, the Endless | PG | Dreams and Dreamers
- When Batman goes missing, Superman goes searching for him, and they encounter a variety of unusual...entities.
- DC Comics | Superman/Batman | R | Five Times Superman was Mind-Controlled and DIDN'T Try to Kill Batman
- What's a boy to do when every mind-controlling villain in the DCU always makes a beeline straight to you?
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, Lestrade | PG-13 | Sherlock Holmes and the Missing Four Hours
- There is a competition between myself and Not You on the holmesslash list to see who can make him do the most outrageous things and stay in character (or as much in character as a drunk Holmes could be.)
- Fake News | Stephen(/Jon) | NC-17 | The Man in the Mirror
- Sometimes, Stephen likes to talk to God.
- Fake News | Stephen, O'Reilly, a bunny | PG | Hoppily Ever After
- The brief adventures of a colbunny.
- Fake News | Tad/Stephen, Stephen Junior | G | Songs of Tad
- When, in disgrace with Stephen Colbert’s eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, And trouble deaf ear with insurance cries And look upon my check and curse my fate...
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", "Stephen"/OC, ensemble | PG | Four Times Jon And Stephen Didn't Have Their First Kiss (And The Time They Actually Did)
- "He seems nice," Jon hedged, which was true. Eric had seemed very nice: calm, reasonable, even witty, and able to deal with Stephen's various quirks. For some inexplicable reason, however, Jon hadn't liked him at all, and he couldn't for the life of him figure out why.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | Mostly PG | ~DARK HEARTS~
- WON'T HOTSON EVER TAKE HOLMES TO THE PROM?
- Jeeves and Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Psmith | PG-13 | Comrade Jeeves and the Radical Morning
- Bertie's been to the theatre, and comes back with a disturbing plan. Jeeves worries.
- Good Omens/Sandman | Desire, Lucifer/Death | PG | Adam's Mother
- Lucifer frowned. “Forgive me, m- …Endless. But may I be so bold as to suppose that you are expecting me?”
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, associates | PG-13 | Great Are The Myths
- This is the mind of a demon: Sharp sharp sharp, do not touch because your finger will be severed and lying forlornly on the floor before you're even aware you've reached out.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam | G | Wednesdays
- "It's not as though this teaching lark is precisely a vocation for me. I'd far rather be back in my bookshop and that's the truth - I don't think I'm quite cut out for all the interaction, you know."
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, associates | R | Seven Deadly Signs You're Going to Fail
- "I seem to remember you having trouble with this one before," Dagon said, sounding as if he was really beginning to enjoy this. "You've been under your Lust quota for the past five millennia."
- Good Omens/Sandman | Crowley/Death | G | Though Some Have Called Thee Mighty
- I MEAN, THREESCORE AND SEVEN YEARS, THAT'S BARELY TIME TO...
- Good Omens/Sandman | Crowley, Aziraphale, Burgess | PG | A Song Stolen From the Dirt
- Someone was trying to summon an angel. Crowley recognized the magic, of course; he had once made a hobby of answering it and giving out advice for the best ways to burn witches and stone peasants and get into heaven, when asked. But that had been a while ago, and he had thought that ritual forgotten and buried, possibly by Aziraphale.
- Good Omens/Religion | Lucifer, angels | PG | 50 Things Lucifer is Not Allowed to do in Heaven
- 11.) When filling out the census reports, my name is "Lucifer Morningstar," not "Olaf Andriatto the Unremarkable." 12.) Nor is my rank, "Other."
- Good Omens | Satan, Adam, demons | PG | King James Satanic Bible - The Story of Adam
- [46] And a demon appeared to take the child, saying unto her, Wot, that's 'im? [47] And a second demon smote the first and proclaimed, All hail Satan.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, War | PG | If You Want Something Done...
- Seriously though, don't you think it would just drive her bananas?
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | PG-13 | Procrastinating
- Over the years “fought enemy, emerged victorious” and variations had been liberally sprinkled throughout the demon and the angel’s reports. Roughly translated it almost always meant “Got drunk, had stupid argument about marine life/religion” except when it meant “Fed ducks, bitched about job.”
- Good Omens | Lucifer/Beezlebub, Ligur | PG-13 | The Creation of Adam Young
- "The prince of Hell stared at the underduke before him. “What dost thou mean we’re out of Roman Catholic virgin’zz blood!?”"
- Good Omens | Adam, Lucifer, Ligur, Somebody | G | The Sound of His Wings
- He hurried through the darkness, the baby's cry now forgotten, and a thousand million stars were born, lived, and died away while his wings beat only once.
- Good Omens | War, DEATH | PG | The Death of War
- In Mexico, she waltzed between the land mines, laughing cheerfully, and wearing a barbed wire crown
- Good Omens/Religion | Siddhartha, Horsepersons, Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Buddha
- He left his family and took Famine into his heart and body. He starved himself and sat in the sun until he saw the blurry black wings of Death hovering over him, and he realised it was doing nothing. He ate, and sat under a tree to meditate.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | PG | Re-Arrangement
- Dirty minds can move mountains.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, Isaac Newton | PG | Natural Laws
- Every object in the Universe attracts every other object. (Lincolnshire, 1665)
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley | PG-13 | Snippet
- "Sins of the flesh are my department, not yours, angel. Just how much trouble will this get you into, upstairs?"
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | PG | A Matter of Proportion
- Because the bits we rarely see are truly the most important.
- Doctor Who | Rose/Martha | PG-13 | Taking The Slow Bath
- A quick bit of silliness inspired by a prompt from the Random Pairing Generator: "Martha Jones / Rose Tyler / temporal paradox".
- Sherlock Holmes | wee!Holmes | G | Naming
- Sherlock Holmes finds his name.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen | PG, character death | The Awkward Rhymes
- This is both a wingfic and a futurefic. (Yes, really.)
- Fake News | Sam/Jennifer Eccleston | R | Like Vita and Virginia
- Because girls need love too.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Rob, Raven | PG-13 | Her
- Voice was a bit deep too, but Rob could handle that. She was like a femme fatale, a screen siren, she was – “Yes, Rob Corddry, how are you?”
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, kids | PG | Sometimes We Just Forget
- She won't remember the times Stephen took her into the office as a little girl, won't remember Jon dropping in, or how she used to dance on his feet.
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, family | G | Press One for More Options
- "Hey, Jon, it's Stephen. Where are you, buddy? You're not pulling a Dave Chappelle on us, are you? Because I have to tell you, if you decided to go to Israel to commune with your Jewish ancestors or something, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. Call back."
- Fake News | Rob/terror, Jon, Stephen, others | PG-13 | Something Strange This Way Comes
- Rob entered the studio, wringing his hands. He was nervous, he was freaked, he still couldn't figure out why Will Ferrell had sounded like a member of the Mafia with his warning. And since when had he smoked cigars?
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG | Schools of Thought
- Comedy as a metaphor for life. Kinda.
- Fake News | Jon(/wife), Stephen(/wife) | PG-13 | A meditation on wealth by Jon Stewart
- When suited up, he tends towards nervous tics: constantly shrugging into his suit shoulders, smoothing his tie, fiddling with its tip, all the while wishing he could rip it off, stomp on it and burn it in a trashcan, never fucking mind that it's by Canali.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | G | The Psychologist
- Jon's psychiatrist has a giggle fit.
- Smallville | Clark/Lex | G | Wabbit Hunting
- Of the many and varied forms of victory over his adversary that Lex had fantasized about over the years, this bunny scenario hadn't featured in any of them. But Lex was nothing if not opportunistic.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce | PG-13 | Speaking in Code
- Clark and Bruce must go undercover at a newlywed resort to try and stop an assassination attempt. Hijinks, UST, and reluctant making out ensue.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce, Tim, OCs | PG, deathfic | Lilies and Birds
- Bruce Wayne was kind of absent-mindedly ripping that lily to bits, the petals were all shredded up and stuff. Some people just have no appreciation for beauty. I mean, if he was so bored with the conversation he could have introduced a topic that interested him. Honestly.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kochanski/Cat, Kryten | PG-13 | Death
- Tea in cereal bowls! The man was a Neanderthal. No, he did not want to come clean to Earl Grey and cornflakes man. Not just yet, at any rate.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | PG | The Garden
- A scene right after the end of WWIII. The vampire returns. WAFF.
- Hellsing | Seras/Pip, Enrico/Integra, Alex, Alucard | PG | A Day In The Life Of...
- "According to the creator, my character is fourth dimensional, so technically speaking there is only one bayonet of each length and he merely reaches through time to throw the same bayonet repeatedly." Alexander explained, reading off a cue card labelled 'In case of Emergency, K.H.'
- Hellsing | Schroedinger, Incognito | T | The Corner
- Schrodinger meets Incognito. Need I say more?
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard | PG-13, character death | Until Next Time
- Alucard comes to Integra's deathbed.
- Hellsing | Alucard | PG-13 | 25 ways to annoy Alucard
- 14. Switch his pistols with water guns
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | PG-13 | Love is Blood
- #29 - Melody Integra played the piano as a child with the vampire next to her hitting keys that didn't belong.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | PG | Frivolous
- He can fly. She can't. There's no pixie dust here.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, others, OCs | PG-13 | 5 Times Alucard Interfered In Sir Integra’s Love Life (And One Time He Lost Control Of The Situation)
- “Alucard apparently harbors the delusion that my personal affairs are his business.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie/OFC | G | Illustration for 'Bertie and the Kitten'
- Bertie/Kitty art, illustration for http://community.livejournal.com/indeedsir/348402.html
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie/OFC, Florence | PG-13 | Bertie and the Kitten (WIP, abandoned)
- This was written after reading the wiki article on Bertie. The article has a section that compares all his fiancées, and in reading their traits I started creating an antithesis, wondering what would make the perfect wife for Bertie Wooster? Well, not a normal woman, certainly, so enter Felicia Hadley, lounge singer, smouldering temptress...and non-operative trans woman.
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC | through PG-13 | Three Ficlets
- The box and stuffing were cleared away, and PC got his first look at his new rival. The new guy was terribly young and casual and glaringly white and was looking around his new environment with relaxed interest. Ready to go right out of the box, the little show-off. PC whirred irritably.
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC, Vista Guardian | PG-13 | 5 Times Mac Kissed PC, Plus One Time He Didn't
- The first time Mac kissed PC, PC was crying. It was almost two decades ago. Someone had tripped over PC's power cord, and he'd fallen and skinned his knee.
- Get A Mac | Mac/Melissa, PC, Norton | PG | Wrong Side of the Tracks
- PC's hand tightened involuntarily around Mac's shoulder. "Melissa? Who's Melissa?" "Some girl I met last night online. She was kinda strange, but I couldn't get rid of her so I just let her talk in the background. In fact," Mac rubbed his eyes. "I think she's still around. Weird, huh?"
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC | PG | Protection
- The enhanced security had been…well, really enhanced. It had protected him from everything. (It’d nearly hit Mac in the face when he made the mistake of trying to steal a kiss from PC in its presence.)
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC, others | PG | Code Blue Screen
- Mac visits PC after his major upgrade.
- Get A Mac | Mac/PC/Firefox | PG | Drabble!
- They'd gotten tipsy off one too many free demos and trial downloads, and the hotel LAN had started to feel a little crowded, and oh, Mac hadn't thought to book a room - but PC had one, and it'd be quieter up there, less hectic.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | Hello Antiquiphiles!
- Here, I have made you all a story in pictures.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Can't Quite Put My Finger On It/The Psychology of the Individual
- Both hint at there being something fishy about Jeeves, and the latter is really quite dark, and also slash.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie | G | Portraits
- For some reason, I figured I'd just be going in, drawing something like a younger and clean-shaven House, but he always turned out really scary when I tried that.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, others | PG-13 | Tea And Revelations
- Bertie's in prison again, and this time there's no Jeeves to rescue him. (The world needs more rentboy fic, don't you think?)
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie, Bingo | R | All That Glitters Is Not Gold
- Jeeves doesn't want tips from Bertie anymore. What could he want instead?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Bertie, ickle!Jeeves, ickle!Bertie | G | The Sand Castle
- "I say, Jeeves, did I ever tell you about that time at Brighton, when I was just, oh, six or thereabouts?”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves, Wooster, Barmy | G | Jeeves and the Mesmerism Incident
- Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps has been practicing his mesmerism skills, much to Bertie's dismay.
- Jeeves & Wooster | The Drones | PG-13 | Drones Club Haiku
- Excuse me, but I'd like to chuck some rolls about, and you're in the way.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Bertie, Jeeves | G | some silly fanart...
- "Sir, I wasn't even gone an HOUR."
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, Florence/Stilton | PG | Jeeves Cuts a Gordian Knot
- 'Yes, I suppose so.' She looked horribly bored as she said this, and I felt the blood chill. 'He doesn't appreciate Janöszhegczy's work the way you do, Bertie.'
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | PG | Wooster Pride
- You will be glad to know, however, that I have not adopted the argot of today’s young people, mainly because I do not know what “groovy” means, let alone how to use it properly.
- Jeeves and Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, ensemble | PG-13 | Jeeves and the Snapshot
- ‘I gathered from your bearing that you were reluctant to place such a treasured document into the Wooster hands. Never fear! You can rest easy, Jeeves. It shall return unblemished.’
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Another Time, Another World.
- “No, no,” Gloria shook her head, feeling slightly frustrated, “there are two men in the picture. They can’t both be Uncle Bertie.”
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | PG | The Best Ideas Over E. and Bacon
- “Yes Jeeves! Right here, over these eggs and b. and under my very hat rack. Probably the most remarkable idea any Wooster could lay the old name to, too.”
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Jon/wife | R | Men Know What Men Like
- Happy consensual poly V. Friendly competition between the two loves of Jon's life...in bed
- Torchwood/DC Comics | Jack/Ianto, Superman/Batman, Gwen | PG | The Justice League Of Cardiff Is A Stupid Name
- Superman is evil and Batman wants to know why Torchwood's agents don't wear capes.
- Doctor Who | a Dalek | PG | EXTERMINATE
- In another universe, daleks have discovered fanfiction.net.
- Doctor Who/Harry Potter | Sarah Jane, Ten, ensemble | PG-13 | Children of Magic
- Professor Sarah Jane Smith, Head of Slytherin, had never been so glad that a student was not sorted into her House as when she met Jonathan Smith (or, as he insisted on being called, 'the Doctor').
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, families, co-workers | NC-17 | I Understand These Are Broken
- Flatpoint wore its racist, bigoted, homophobic underbelly proudly on its sleeve. People who made a point of deviating from the norm ran the risk of being run out of town or subjected to random beatings. That, or Flatpoint exercised its trademark obliviousness and ignored the fact that such deviance existed. It really was hit or miss. And you really never knew who or what was going to be hit and what was going to continue to go unnoticed. Which made Chuck all the more paranoid about his extracurricular nighttime activities. And hence, the moustache.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson | R | The Things We Say With Our Hands
- Watson has trouble with his leg on a daily basis, and he tries to downplay it, to Holmes and to himself. Holmes, however, is too observant to miss anything, but he humors Watson and pretends he doesn't notice... but he's sneaky and makes everything easier for him, when he can.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Harmony(/Spike), others | PG-13 | Pas de Père Noël pour les bimbos
- En effet à quoi servait d'être éternellement jeune et belle si elle ne pouvait ni s'admirer dans un miroir, ni exposer son corps parfait en bikini sur une plage fréquentée par de beaux surfeurs bronzés, ni flirter à la terrasse ensoleillée d'un café branché?
- Fake News | Rachel/Ana Marie, Stephen, Jon, Keith, Anderson | PG | THIS AMC GIRL
- DO NOT LET LOGIC GET IN THE WAY OF MY GRAND PLANS CLEARLY RACHEL IS JUST BEING TOO SLOW AND WE NEED TO HELP THINGS ALONG ARE YOU WITH ME OR ARE YOU AGAINST ME JON
- Doctor Who | Three/Sarah Jane, Four/Sarah Jane | PG | Drabbles for Fandom Stocking
- "Never count it as the last, my dear Sarah!"
- Doctor Who | Susan and family | PG | Circular Time
- Susan wouldn't tell them anything about who she was. They'd been frightened when their instruments showed that there was so much more to her than any human. Next to her they were flat and shallow and five-pointed. So they built the Room, and shut her in it, and there she'd been ever since.
- Hellsing | Alucard, Integra, others | PG-13 | 100 Moments Integra Has To Live With
- Three weeks after she assumed the Hellsing family mantle, Integra ran away.
- Sandman/Doctor Who | Jack, Dream, Desire, Death | G | [the other side of the sky]
- Jack was bewildered and dead. Or maybe just dreaming.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmerworld!squirrels | PG | Conversation
- "The one they keep cool in the basement. He talked to me." The first squirrel chewed contemplatively on something lodged in its cheek. It had been there for a week or two, and in the squirrel's opinion, was only getting tastier as time passed.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Adam | PG | Like New
- It's just a new way for Crowley to annoy Aziraphale. Probably. (Prompt: Amnesia)
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | R | Only Human
- Aziraphale loses his job.
- Red Dwarf | Kochanski, implied Rimmer/Lister | PG | Diary
- An excerpt from Kochanski's diary; for the purposes of this ficlet, she wrote it in the form of letters to her Dave.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, Crowley, Horsepersons | PG | Last Minute Shoppers
- Aziraphale helps Crowley with his last-minute holiday shopping. Along the way, they run into the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse. Inspiration struck when I was standing in line at a toy store, surrounded by insane children, volatile parents, and truly disturbing toys
- Good Omens/M*A*S*H | DEATH, Hawkeye, ensembles | G | (untitled)
- SO THEN THE BUGGERS ALWAYS ASK, WHY? AND THEN I ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY GUNSHOT, OR HEART ATTACK, OR COCONUT... Hawkeye snorted. "Coconut?" he asked, pouring himself another drink.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Kryten, Cat/Kris | PG-13 | Dinner
- “I am currently situated between your legs, licking my way up your inner thighs.” He would, perhaps, have paused to take a breath here, had he needed oxygen for the lungs he didn’t have. As it was, he did so merely for effect. “It seems to me a, shall we say, odd time for you to bring up matters of gastronomy.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | G | Judged
- A drabble. Prompt: Acumen
- Good Omens(/Lamb) | Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Newt, the Them | G | Bethlehem
- "And there was a glorious light in the heavens. The shepherds beheld it and came upon the manger, and they partook of the light of the infant Lord. Twelve days after the birth, the Magi arrived and they did bring gifts of frankincense, gold and myrrh. Mary did use these materials to form a ring of protection around her child, as she was an intelligent mother and understood the many dangers to a newborn in an unsanitary environment."
- Good Omens/Religion | Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Gifts Once Given
- Sometimes in a time of need, the true spirit of Christmas can come from a very unexpected place.
- Good Omens(/Buffy, /Harry Potter) | Crowley, Aziraphale, others | PG | Polyphobia, having many fears.
- Anatidaephobia: Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
- Good Omens/Lovecraft | Crowley/Aziraphale, Horsepersons, ensemble | NC-17, warnings | HAKENKRUEZ AND CHAOS (Scenes From a Hidden War)
- The Curious Incident of Lower Tadfield was not the first time our world has been in immortal peril, nor will it be the last. This particular incident, decades earlier, had far-reaching consequences, as well as Aziraphale's most regrettable fashion moment of all time-which is saying something.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | R, warnings | Everyone is Wrong Here
- Lister thinks (and dreams) about what he saw on the Lows' ship.
- Good Omens/Carmen Sandiego | War | G | Carmen
- The trophies that the survivors present to her are mere trifles; the hum of battle in her veins is souvenir enough.
- Harry Potter/Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Grandpa!D/Dumbledore | M | Berlin
- The count nodded, and that day his smile was very nearly sad. "You believe you will save the world, Mr. Dumbledore. Not because you wish to be a hero. But because you do not think anyone else is clever enough to do it."
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/Rahm | PG | The Colbert Rapport
- "What's that you say, Jon?" Stephen croaks, loudly enough to make the static crackle. "You are demanding that I be at your place by no later than six o'clock? How can I refuse a command from such a dear friend? Your wishes shall be granted. You will see me then."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen/Anderson, ensemble | PG-15 | Stewart in Wonderland
- What happens when you follow a Vanderbilt down a rabbit hole?
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | The House Un-American Activities Committee (or NAMBLA)
- "I'm sorry Jon. I'm not sorry for what I've done, and I never will be. I'm sorry that you thought it was a good idea to be a Communist."
- A Study in Emerald | Holmes, Watson, Irene Adler | T | The Terror from Bohemia: Being the Reminiscences of John H. Watson, M.D., in the Year of the Old Ones 745
- Holmes and Watson, having escaped to the rookery of St. Giles, meet a mysterious woman who also has a talent for killing royalty.
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | LJ/Fandom/DW, GJ, DJ, IJ, Wiki, emsemble | T, character death | Put At Peace By His Noodly Appendage
- "Greatest Journal was a good man," his brother Dead Journal said from the pulpit. "He always tried to go above and beyond the call of duty and today we honor his life."
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson, Irene Adler | T | Always The Woman
- Years after "A Scandal in Bohemia," Irene Adler requests Holmes' help. Hints of unrequited Holmes/Watson and Holmes/Adler.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes/Watson, ensemble | M, warnings | A Priori
- Holmes has been away for a case for two weeks, or so Watson thought. But when Wiggins comes to 221B with a strange tale of abductors, branding irons and espionage, Watson knows that Holmes has got himself into a tight corner, once again.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Lusitania (I May Be Sinking)
- Like everybody else, I've always been intrigued with Stephen's id and wondered about the possibility of him forgetting which one goes where.
- Fake News | OC, Larry, "Stephen" | G | The New Guy
- Jon won't stay around forever, so someone will have to take his place one day. How will that go?
- Fake News | "Stephen", Esteban | G | Llano
- The INS inspector's face lit up when he saw the passport. "Hey, Mr. Colbert, I'm a big fan."
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | G | Nice Mahogany // Cut
- Inspired by yesterday's show, a little bit of first-person fluff.
- Fake News | Stephen/Jon | G | Untitled ficlet
- "Jon leers and affects a Paris Hilton voice. 'I can't help it. You're so hot.'"
- Desperate Housewives | Felicity/Marcia, Bree/Lynette, Marcia/Bree, Felicity/Bree | R | What You Want
- Felicity is the uninhibited one. Lynette finds her in her trailer, arms wrapped around Marcia's waist.
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D, Leon, Chris, T-chan, Pon-chan, OCs | G | Brotherly
- "Arielle's face went tight and when she spoke the words were jagged like she was trying to be angry instead of sad. "Huh. Some brother. Doesn't even want to keep you around so he dumped you off on Count D instead."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | T | Caught
- But who catches whom?
- Hellsing | Captain/Doc, Alhambra, Schroe, Heinkel/Yumie/ko | PG-13 | Hellsing Drabbles
- There had been one territorial misunderstanding, in fact, over which an unfortunate Alhambra had spent the majority of a week missing his arms.
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | DW/Fandom/LJ, Y!Groups | G | Work in Progress
- "Hey, Fandom, how have you been? I have missed you. Wanna hook up again?" said YahooGroups and winked. Fandom ran away screaming.
- Fake News | Tad/cardboard!"Stephen" | PG-13 | Tender Love and Cardboard
- Tad shows his affection toward Cardboard Standee!Stephen.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Sam/OFC | PG-13 | Samantha Bee and the Curse of the Stripper
- Sam shook her head in disbelief. "Jon, you got divorced, not neutered - "
- Pet Shop of Horrors | D/Leon | M | A Small Taste
- Detective Leon Orcot realizes he looks forward to his "interrogations" of Count D.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce, friends | PG | Valentines
- Clark is not looking forward to Valentine's Day.
- xxxHOLiC/Hitchhiker's Guide | Clow/Yuuko, Zaphod | PG | Infinite Improbability
- Some people are too annoying even for Clow and Yuuko.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Cat, Kryten | PG | It's My Party
- “It wasn't like this on Io. Back there people had standards. You couldn't just walk into a room and tell people you were gay, and not have there be consequences.”
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | PG-13 | Colorless
- Lister still wasn't entirely sure how he was going to deal with that. He'd gotten his needles and yarn out again with the vague idea of making some sort of baby-related thing, but so far he was just moving the needles around randomly.
- Sandman/Labyrinth | Jareth, Dream | G | How You Turn My World
- "Tell me, Jareth. Tell me why I should not remake you."
- Pet Shop of Horrors | Leon, D, Chris | PG-13 | Mercy
- Leon's had a hard day.
- Desperate Housewives | Julie/Dylan | T | Rebound Daughter
- Julie and Dylan are home for the holidays, and Dylan's still getting used to the revelations about her identity.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale | G | Back to the Land of the Black-Haired People
- "In Ur,” Aziraphale said, and stopped. He took a deep breath and started again. “You took me rather by surprise. I, eh, didn’t believe you. I was, um, rather convinced it was all one of your tricks, you know. But I thought about it, and – you were really upset, weren’t you?"
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | R | Ophidian Evidence
- And if Grissom didn't know it any better, it looked like the snake had gobbled down several bags of potato chips, two cartons of milk, and whatever it had planned with the apple, it had been interrupted.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG | Pick-up Games
- Stephen opened the door to the pizza guy. He was wearing a Mets cap turned backwards, a grey t-shirt and jeans. "D'you order a large pepperoni with extra cheese?"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", Rob/Ed | PG-13 | Muffins
- Jon is given a basket of muffins.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG | Willowy
- After watching The Colbert Report the other night, that part of BKaD in which Stephen describes himself as "willowy" got stuck in my head. Hence, this.
- Hellsing | ickle!Integra, Girlycard, Walter | summertime!
- D'aww factor with the pastelly airbrush. I think she doesn't know what to do with her little self. Sun! Beach! The prospect of no vampires within a hundred miles! Or are there?
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard | PG-13 | Planting Seeds of Desire
- This drabble/prose is an incarnation of a longer fic involving AxI, one which compares Alucard and Integral to Hades and Persephone. The subject in question is the pomegranate fruit.
- Hellsing | Integra, Alucard, Walter | 14
- "Alucard! Turn the lights on this instant! I shall have you tied back up if you don't! I shall take away your weapons! I shall . . . I shall . . ." She searched for something effective. "I shall take your rubber ducky! I order you to---"
- Dracula | Mina/Jonathan | PG | Literary Agent Hypothesis
- Whole incidents cease to exist by tacit agreement; she and Jonathan would stay up late into the night discussing obscenity laws (not that that concerns them much) and prudence, what is polite reading and what is a necessary unpleasantness.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | G | Shower Space
- During the move between quarters between Seasons II and III. No spoilers.
- Good Omens | Crowley, Aziraphale, Horsepersons | PG | Personifications
- "War and Famine. They are all kin, part of the new Plan." Aziraphale eyed him speculatively for a moment, then reached out tentatively to run a warm hand down the length of his spine. "Don't worry. They can't touch us, only the humans."
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, the Them | PG-13 | Back to Nature
- Adam Young’s 12th birthday party, featuring camping, monsoons, and that old (but convenient) let’s-warm-up-by-sharing-body-heat cliché.
- Good Omens/Harry Potter | Crowley, Aziraphale, crossover | G | Drabbles
- The penguin snuck in. I couldn't stop it.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | R | Being Alice
- The truth was, plain and simple, that angels weren’t created male or female. They were androgynous, beautiful and pure, and the bodies they were given were just as flexible. And when they went to Earth, and humanity, they chose.
- Fake News | Jon, BillO | G | Do You Feel Safe?
- Bill feels safe now.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | Down Low
- "The 'down low'?" he echoes, amused. "The cover of People magazine is 'on the down low'?"
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | NC-17 | Show Me
- There has yet to be a time when this particular request isn't followed by a delightful thrill deep inside of him combined with some other, entirely different and much less pleasant sensation.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale, dragon!Crowley | PG | And They Lived Happily Ever After
- "I don't think it's fair. You get to be a saint, and I have to be defeated by someone with a name like 'George.'"
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | Fandom/LJ/DW, Porn, Meta | M | The Magical Healing Power Of Threesomes
- The romantic adventures of Fandom, LJ, and Dreamwidth, as told to Fandom's BFFs.
- Anthropomorphic Web 2.0 | Fandom, LJ, DW | T | Packet Switching
- Livejournal is overreacting. What else is new?
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Classical Studies...of a sort
- It's not even a fanfic -- it's only a few random lines. Dashed if I know what prompts it or follows it.
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster, OFC | Jeeves and an Excess of Prudence
- When fiancée and a remarkable Suit lead to friction in the Wooster household, Jeeves formulates a cunning plan, and Bertie cuts the Gordian knot. Cameo appearances from a goose, Lane from The Importance of Being Earnest, and Aunt Agatha.
- Fake News | Jon/Clooney, Steve | G | prompt: celebrity crush
- "Oh my god. Oh... my god. You only agreed to host the Oscars again so you'd have an excuse..." Steve shook his head in disbelief.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG-13 | Living Vicariously Through Fiction
- Because, you know, I enjoy wondering what would happen if Jon was to stumble onto this community :-)
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/"Jon" | PG-13 | The Other One
- Stephen, still in character, goes to see Jon. General mindf#@kery ensues.
- The Simpsons | Burns/Smithers | PG-13 | for 1sentence
- 28. Fortune “It’s my fortune and I’ll do as I please with it!” he shouted at the man standing outside the swimming pool, “Now shut your blubbering mouth Smithers and add another bucket of one-hundred dollar bills before joining, will you!”
- Red Dwarf | Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten | T | Upgrade
- "And what effect will that have on him?" asked Lister. "After we've gone in and introduced this extra stuff into his program, what would Rimmer be like?"
- Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Wooster | G | Bertram and Bunnies
- "Yes, Jeeves, I fear little flopsy has given me the proverbial slip, I must confess, while I was catching a few winks."
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer, Lister | G | Ode to Enlightenment
- Rimmer's whole life, from what Lister had managed to glean from various drunken confessionals, was one missed opportunity after another. Often he seemed to relish them, wallow in a sort of Byronic misery at the potential he'd never quite achieved.
- Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister, Lister/Kochanski, Cat, Ace | PG-13 | Savior
- A clearly alternate version of Lister's lost love being on board the ship was not quite so mind-boggling as Lister choosing to bed a younger, scrawnier, inexplicably living version of Rimmer when there was Kochanski to be had.
- Jeeves & Wooster/Doctor Who | Doctor!Jeeves, Bertie, Jack | G | The Watch [and sequels]
- Bertie always wondered about that watch of Jeeves'.
- The Sarah Jane Adventures | Sarah Jane, Luke, Rani, Clyde, empaths | PG-13, character death | The Greatest Price
- A plan so simple it left little room for manoeuvre - if she tried to stop them then the worst price would be paid.
- His Dark Materials | Lyra/Will, family | T | like gold to ayery thinnesse beate
- A door missed - or left apurpose - can be found even when you aren't looking for it.
- Calvin & Hobbes/Eloise | Calvin, Hobbes, Eloise | G | We Are Six
- And oh my Lord there is a boy there in shorts and a red striped shirt so I say to this boy "Hello I am me ELOISE" and he says "Valiant Spaceman Spiff has been spotted by a Zog!" >which was rawther unusual
- Aladdin | Aladdin, Jafar, Iago, Abu, Genie, Jasmine | Treasures
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Mr. Break-the-Fourth-Wall," Iago spread his wings, flapped them with irritation, "tell us something we don't know for once!"
- Boston Legal/Buffy The Vampire Slayer | Alan, Denny, Faith | T | To Dance Troubles Away
- A quiet evening in the Crane/Shore household gets turned upside down by the appearance of an heir of a late client.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, Spiff | G | Spaceman Spiff Goes To Chirrutzz
- In which Spiff is not slashed with Harkness, Mal, Kirk, or Zapp Brannigan. Nor with anyone else. Because Spiff is really too young for those games. (Yet.) Instead, he's on a mission to a dangerous, distant planet. Which is dangerous. And distant. And mission-y.
- Princess Tutu | Ahiru, Fakir | G | Snapshot
- "You have your grandmother's eyes," the man said, then turned back to his task. "Your mother has very light eyes, but your grandmother - hers were as dark as raven feathers."
- Dr. Seuss | The Lorax, The Once-ler | G | The Thneedlery
- Way out in the sea, among the splish and the splash, The Lorax drifted amid a vast swath of trash. East, west, north, south, to the horizon, stretched a continent of junk, with plenty of flies on.
- 30 Rock | Jack, Liz | T | Better Than Coffee
- The label does not offer a translation. It also has guarine and taurine and other things that rhyme with each other, and when she drinks it, she can see stars. No, she doesn't just see stars; she can taste them. The stars taste the way sunshine smells
- 30 Rock | Tracy, Grizz, Dot Com, Kenneth, Liz | T | Best Laid Plans
- "But Liz Lemon, I'm launching the sequel to my porn video game next year and I've come up with the best marketing strategy ever. I'm going to build a theme park to accompany the launch-"
- Sandman | Delirium, OC | T | Schizophasia
- schizophasia: "the confused usage of words with no apparent meaning or relationship attached to them, symptomatic of various mental illnesses"
- Disney | Mulan/Belle/Jasmine, princess ensemble | M | Mortal Kombat: Disney Princesses
- When Fa Mulan awakens on a beach next to other naked princesses, she has no idea that they have been pulled into the most brutal tournament of all -- Mortal Kombat! Now each princess must fight for her own survival and to return to her own ti
- Princess Tutu | Ahiru/Fakir, Autor | T | Happily Ever After Every Now And Then
- When the wall was broken, the real world came in. Happily ever after still exists if you know where to look for it. Or if you have someone to lead you to it.
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz, ensemble | T | (Don't) Picture Me & You
- "See? Look at the caption - Jack Donaghy, GE's Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming, enjoys an intimate dinner with TGS and Dealbreakers writer Liz Lemon, his newest lover."
- 30 Rock | Jack/Liz | G | Liz Lemon: Her Meat, Her Men
- "I…wanted to talk." Jack walked over to the sofa. "I brought you an assortment of deli meats. Will you just dip your face into it, or would you like to pretend you use a fork?"
- 30 Rock | Liz, Jack | G | Fangirls
- He gave the tickets a little shake. "Come on, Lemon, you can't tell me this isn't right up your lonely middle-aged single girl alley."
- 30 Rock | Jonathan, Liz, Toofer, Pete | G | The Wrath of Jon
- "Jonathan," Lemon said, in that tone that she got that meant she was trying to be stern and dominant but that mostly made him think of an anxious, small, furry mammal. "We need somewhere to store all of these pies."
- Princess Tutu | ensemble | G | Revisionism
- "Rejoice, aficionados, and gather 'round! -- it is with the utmost pleasure that we of the D.D. Drosselmeyer Literary Institute announce the discovery of a new manuscript..."
- Animorphs | Marco, Rachel | G | What More
- Marco has a question. Rachel has an answer.
- Disneyverse | Tiana/Naveen, Charlotte, Belle, Pocahontas, Jasmine, Ariel, Mulan, Remy | T | Skill Set
- The other modern Disney princesses welcome Tiana to the fold by descending on her restaurant en masse. They have their foibles, but their skills are still more useful than Naveen's. Not that he isn't willing to learn.
- Sapphire and Steel | Sapphire, Steel, timey-wimeyness | T | Things Are Not When They Appear
- Sapphire and Steel are sent to investigate a breach--but they arrive to find that they may have already failed.
- Oz | Dorothy, Ozma | G | What's On The Other Side
- "Do you suppose that I look older?"
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin/Susie, Hobbes | G | The Lengthy Dimly Lit Coffee Break of the Psyche
- Calvin looks for a job. Hobbes and Susie look after Calvin.
- Animorphs | Jake, Marco, Tobias | G | Stealing Christmas
- The guys meet to discuss an exceptionally devious Yeerk plan for the holidays...
- Lilo & Stitch | Lilo, Stitch, Nani | G | all your heart-melodies
- At seven, Lilo wants to grow up to be an intergalactic space hero.
- United States of Tara | Marshall, family | G | Symphony No. 25 in G Minor
- When they left, your dad hugged you close and your mom closer. You tucked a postcard from Kate (in stilted Japanese even though she only made it as far as the West Coast) into the wall mirror frame and thought about the faded pastel yellow letter "Z" that never made it off your bathroom wall.
- Religion | Jesus, Judas, Mary | G | Right Hand Man
- The morning after he speaks with the priests, Judas goes looking for his friend.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin, Hobbes, various alter egos | T | Who Is I Am
- If you're looking at it right, there is little difference between a cardboard box and the universe.
- Calvin & Hobbes | Calvin/Susie, Hobbes, family | T | Every Day Is a Reminder
- There's a certain fear that some children share as they grow up, that whatever they do will never be as good as what's come before. Among all the other things he will ever be, Calvin has never been one of those kids.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson | G | The Mechanical Heart
- Holmes and Watson discover that the Victorian Age was one of great danger as well as great advancement. (In other words: steampunk time.)
- Boston Legal | Denny/Alan/Shirley | R | The Game of Love
- Alan's been dumped again. Will Denny let him borrow Shirley?
- Animorphs | Cassie/Niss, Cassie/Jake, Cassie/Rachel | T, warnings | Synnecrosis
- Synnecrosis, n.: symbiosis in which the relationship between populations or individuals is mutually detrimental. Or: moral ambiguity through unhealthy relationships with the Yeerk in your head.
- Doonesbury | Boopsie, Ron Headrest | T | Back Online
- Boopsie finds that old politicians never die; they just become the sum of their sound bytes.
- Boston Legal | Alan, Denny | PG | The Conditional Tense
- Alan's had a crappy episode. But he's not about to unload on Denny, if that's what you're thinking.
- The Mighty Boosh | Howard, Vince, various evils | G | The Tatty Kitten of the Apocalypse
- "I'm Howard Moon. I'm a man, not a pancake."
- Animorphs | Cassie/Ronnie, Jake, Tobias | G | a patch of old snow
- It's pretty hard to explain to a psychologist why you are experiencing flashbacks of ripping out throats as a wolf, even with the morphing power out in the open.
- Sapphire and Steel | Sapphire, Steel, ensemble | G | Quiet and Peace (an Epilogue in Dialogue)
- Post series cliffhanger episode "The Trap" ~ an addendum epilogue in dialogue form.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, OC | PG | A silly, fluffy little ficlet
- “Kill me now angel,” he muttered, as Mrs. Winstanleigh, Aziraphale’s dotty old ex-neighbour and the perpetrator of the woollen atrocity, pottered about in her tiny kitchen.
- Good Omens | Aziraphale/Crowley, the Them, Anathema, Dog | Lessons Learned from Small Dogs
- Look at Adam Young – he tried to be careful about the way he thought, but people he was fond of still tended to find themselves on a Ferris wheel in Disneyland, California at unexpected times.
- Hellsing | Walter/Alucard | worksafe | Good times, good times..
- Okay, so, Alucard and Walter come across an old photo...
- Fake News | Jon/George Clooney | PG | In Bed
- Honestly, I think this is even less scandalous than the interview itself.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13 | Nothing
- There is nothing between Jon and Stephen.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | worksafe | Couch
- Jon and Stephen sleeping, in graphic pencil.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce | PG-13 | Puppy Love, or, the Dog Prince
- Mr. Mxyzptlk decides Superman needs a break...so he turns him into a dog, with the stipulation that Clark is stuck like that until his beloved recognizes him and calls him by his birth name.
- Labyrinth/House | Jareth/Sarah, House, ducklings | PG | Rash(ness)
- Sarah's son is in the hospital. Coincidentally, the Department of Diagnostic Medicine is very bored.
- Religion | Jesus/Judas | PG | technically, it's still Easter
- In celebration of...I don't know... religious zombification and acceptable morbidity, I hereby present: Why I'm Going to HELL.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, Adam | PG | fic written by Adam Young
- Aziraphale gasped when he saw the list of users appear on screen. This ‘search interests’ function really was a mine of surprises. He really hadn’t expected his name to generate so many results.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, DEATH, Adam, villains | PG | East o’ the Sun and West o’ the Moon
- Hastur and Ligur have been trying, rather unsuccessfully, to kill Crowley for months.
- Fake News | Jon/Wyatt/John/Sam/Aasif/Jason/Rob | NSFW | Jon and all his "correspondents" *wink wink*
- I got the idea from watching the episode where Jon shows his jerky side, by telling a very pregnant Sam to crawl up the stairs to the podium. What Jon says goes.
- Fake News | "Stephen", OC | G | The Consequences of Formula 401
- "So, little hero," Stephen addressed the child that had been wandering around his Eagle's Nest getting sticky fingerprints on all his things. "What's your name?"
- Fake News | Jon, Stephen, Sam, Rob | Magic In The Workplace
- Why would Sam call Stephen fat? Maybe it was a Canadian compliment.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, wives | PG | The Internet is for Dirty Thoughts
- Two fangirls have a late-night discussion.
- Hellsing | Helena | PG | Short Helena fic
- 'Interview with a Vampire, indeed,' she thought, her rosebud mouth twisting into a sour expression. 'What rubbish.'
- Hellsing | Jan/Rip | PG | Unprepared
- He thought she wasn't ready to accept the world for what it was. He thought wrong.
- Hellsing | Integra, Sir Islands, Alucard | G | Two Vignettes
- "Apparently, during one of the experiments with a cadaver in sunlight, it got up in full view of several of the technicians, complained that the light was too bright, moved into the shade and lay back down again."
- GoodSearch - Web search, coupons, discounts & deals for charity!
- Like Google, only it automatically donates to good causes in the process. Set your charity selection to "Cerver Center Foundation" to raise money for my school!
- FreeRice
- Vocabulary practice. For each answer you get right, rice is donated through the UN World Food Program.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | G | 1sentence
- #01 - Air Aziraphale's wings beat, raising him higher; Crowley's wings didn't obey him, leading him further on his fall through the endless sky.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Sam | PG, character death | Small Things
- It's the small things in life that count.
- Fake News | Rob/Ed | PG-13 | Bad Timing
- I like Rob, a lot. We've been friends since we met -- a while back actually, doing shit for the theatre. It was weird but awesome to find out he was going to be my coworker and we hung out more than ever, and at some point I decided he was kind of hot, and I was kind of gay for my best friend.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Manilow | PG-13 | Le Pout
- Stephen is comforted by a "friend".
- Doctor Who/Good Omens | Dalek!Aziraphale | worksafe | IN-EFF-A-BLE
- A Dalek in tartan.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale | PG | Pens
- Crowley has a major pet peeve. One that sends him over the edge and around the bend.
- Good Omens | Crowley/Aziraphale, ensemble | PG | Playing the Angel and Posing for the Devil
- In which Aziraphale and Crowley discover that they both possess a cross-dressing kink of a different sort. This fic contains several phone calls, a toga, leather, and a sly birthday boy, among other things.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Seras | PG | A Breath Away
- They used to look so happy, Seras recalled, smiling and taking the rings with her
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, ensemble | PG-13 | Costume Malfunction
- Jon does not approve of Stephen's choice in costume.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, Rob/Ed, Jon/Stephen/Tucker | R | A Week In The Life Of Samantha Bee
- I felt like we have been neglecting Samantha. And in some ways, I'm doing it again...
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Advertising You Can't Pay to Get
- "Now, folks, before we start tonight's show, I wanted to talk about something that has come to my attention. It's called fanfiction. Hundreds of squealing fangirls all across the country have been taking me and my colleagues and writing completely untrue stories about us."
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | PG | Four Birthday Presents Stephen Never Received (And One He Did)
- How four birthdays might have changed Stephen's life, and how one actually did.
- Hellsing/House | Integra/Alucard, Walter, House, ducklings | R | Classified Information
- "Let me guess. He was an older man, wasn't he? Aristocracy, right? Married late - trophy wife, probably foreign, judging by the daughter's skin color." The doctor limped over to the dresser and opened it unceremoniously, oblivious to Walter's objections.
- Hellsing/xxxholic | Alucard/Yuuko, Integra | PG-13 | Long Time Gone
- A couple of old affectionate antagonists have a chat.
- Hellsing | Integra/Alucard, Walter | PG | Imperfection: Something Borrowed
- To dress up in her mother’s wedding finery seemed childish at the very least; at worst disrespectful. The indecision didn’t last very long. She was all of eighteen after all, and eighteen-year-olds aren’t usually noted for their self-restraint.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen", Tad | PG-13 | Dum Spiro, Spero
- Orange. Orange everywhere. A year's supply of Doritos unpackaged, spread out, and turned into some kind of messed up conceptual art project in nacho cheese gone horribly wrong.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen, wives | R | What Lies Beyond the Ficus
- Jon and Stephen discover what after-parties really are about and Stephen gets called a pussy.
- Marimite | Sachiko/Yumi, Yumi/Tsutako, Sei/Shizuka, Sei/Shiori, Rei/Yoshino, Suguru | PG-13 | Maestoso
- This is what did not happen: Sachiko saw Yumi, noticed that her tie wasn't straight, and kept walking. She was Cinderella in the school play, waited until her third year to take her cousin Touko as her soeur, married Suguru as soon as she was out of university, and did not pass go, collect $200, or get a happy ending.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce | PG | Bound and Determined
- Superman and Batman get tied together by the Lasso of Truth.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Tad, "Stephen"/Bobby, "Stephen"/Jon | PG | Four Times Stephen Was Too Gay
- "If you want to blatantly throw around your homoerotic overtones, do it on your own show. Stephen has a reputation to uphold! How do you think he will react to what people might say?!"
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | R | I'm Your Villain
- “I guess they’ll have to shorten the desk. Or at least find you a new chair,” said Stephen, launching into his assault immediately, still grinning as if this was all a big harmless joke. “Maybe a stack of phone books would help.”
- Fake News(/Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings) | Jon, "Stephen", others | PG | Out
- Stephen receives a visitor in his office after hours.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | PG, warnings | Welcome To Paradise
- His last memory of food is some waxed-paper-wrapped tuna thing from the back of his fridge, snatched up in a hurry as he left to vote in the morning.
- Sherlock Holmes | Holmes, Watson | PG-13 | The Adventure of the Crimson Coat
- Pirates steal important naval documents. When Watson is captured and forced to act as ship's doctor, he must decide if Holmes is working against the captain for the sake of Britain...or for his own benefit.
- DC Comics | Clark/Bruce | G | When the Bat's Away...
- Batman is put into a device designed to turn him into a terrifying feline killing machine. There appears to be a slight malfunction.
- Fake News | "Stephen"/Sweetness, Jon, wives | R | tart
- Jon tries to save Stephen. But Stephen knows that he's protected, even if she's loud.
- Fake News | Jon/Stephen | NC-17 | Souvenir
- In their garden of earthly delights his place is at Stephen's side, without his armor. (WIP, abandoned) Illustration: http://community.livejournal.com/fakenews_fanart/39586.html
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen", guests | PG | For You? Eight Nights
- Jon's given up in trying to understand the growing number inanimate objects that take to Stephen. A certain motif in the Christmas Special is no exception.
- Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp
- Big Stew takes his favourite man for a drive.
- Harry Potter/Cardcaptor Sakura | Clow Reed, Dumbledore | G | The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship
- Nicolas Flamel knows the two greatest and craziest wizards in the world. And he thinks they'd like to know each other.
- Religion/Harry Potter | ensemble | PG | (untitled)
- Letter: Dear, Jesus. Even though you aren't a wizard or a witch, you are the SON OF GOD, and that's pretty bitchin. So, we figured you might want to come to Hogwarts and learn all kinds of fun things.
- Doctor Who | Doctor/Master, Jack, Donna | PG-13 | Crazy In Love
- Individuals with Factitious Disorder may be trying to repeat a satisfying childhood relationship with a doctor. (Source: Wikipedia)
- Marimite | Sachiko/Yumi, Yuuki, Kashiwagi | PG | Medicine
- Sachiko hasn't been showing up for school.
- Hellsing | young!Integra, Alucard | G | Childhood.
- "If you're bored I'm sure there are more interesting places to be than my rug."
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | PG-13 | Geoffrey's Wingfic Adventure
- Geoffrey wakes up with wings, and ends up crying about them. So Chuck sexxxes him up to make things better. I know. It makes little sense.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | PG | More COMICAL Geoffrey Roleplaying
- Geoffrey looks to the Sunday comics for roleplaying inspiration.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Seamus | G | A Halloween Story of Terror (Only Not)
- Chuck has to take Seamus trick-or-treating, oh what fun.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Beekman | R | After School Special Stands For...
- Chuck fucking hated going to seminars.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | PG | Pillow Talk
- Geoffrey wants to try talking to Chuck after lovemaking because he's a considerate lover, clearly.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey | G | wee!Chuck dancing
- Despite his upbringing - or, maybe, because of it - Chuck had always loved to dance.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Clair | NC-17 | Left Unsaid
- On the commentary of Hit and Run, during the opening scenes, not long before Geoffrey will lie twitching on the pavement and Chuck will run in the opposite direction to go hide at home rather than help him, Chuck Noblet's portrayer Stephen Colbert asks Geoffrey Jellineck's portrayer Paul Dinello, "What do you see in me?" 'What, indeed,' I wondered.
- Strangers With Candy | Chuck/Geoffrey, Jerri | NSFW | A Very Romantic Portrait (by Geoffrey Jellineck)
- Geoffrey Jellineck is very much in love. Mostly with himself, but also a little bit with Chuck. That's the reason he drew this very romantic portrait.
- Desperate Housewives | Edie/Susan | PG | The Curious Incident of the Cat in the Night-time
- Susan Meyer was not a stranger to feeling guilty.
- Desperate Housewives | Bree/Rex | NC-17 | The Perfect Wife
- An alternative end to the hotel scene where Bree tries to seduce Rex with red La Perla lingerie and her spectacular body.
- Desperate Housewives | Edie/Susan (unrequited) | PG | Cease by Hatred
- Edie Britt hates Susan Mayer.
- Desperate Housewives | Gaby/Bree/Lynette[/Mary Alice] | R | Falling Off The Wagon
- Bree opens her eyes to find herself in bed with two of her best friends and no idea how she got there. Slightly cracktastic.
- cupidsbow | diigo vs delicious, and how to set up diigo
- Info on setting up diigo.
- favicon.ico Generator
- For creating .ico files.
- Fake News | Jon, "Stephen" | PG | Spaceventures!
- "Stephen" is concerned about Jon's lack of interest in space training.